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<v Speaker 1>What a weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So we moved Luke back up to Michigan State this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I say that this move was maybe not

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<v Speaker 2>as stressful and sad as the first move and even

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<v Speaker 2>the second move that we had, I think Chelsea and

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<v Speaker 2>I might officially have.

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<v Speaker 1>Just enjoyed not having kids at home anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing stressful was trying to get him all

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<v Speaker 2>set up and trying to get the hell out of

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<v Speaker 2>there because I was like ready to leave Luke on

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<v Speaker 2>the doorstep of his new place that he's staying at.

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<v Speaker 2>I was ready to get back in the car and

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<v Speaker 2>drive home, and the drive home just felt great to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember when we dropped him off a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>years back for his freshman year at Michigan State. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sobbing like a baby. Chelsea was crying like a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no tears on the way home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just kicked him out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it was like kind of and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if Chelse felt the same way that I felt,

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<v Speaker 2>but I felt like it was one of those ones

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<v Speaker 2>where you know, we were kind of I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe austed from the setting up of stuff, which, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, are there any listeners that are listening this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>And the roles are kind of changed, where the guy's

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<v Speaker 2>not really the guy in the relationship and the girls

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<v Speaker 2>not really the girl in the relationship. In our relationship,

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea puts everything together, and I'm the guy that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>gives warm hugs like I'm not the guy that, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, put any of the Christmas toys together. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not the you know, the person that knows how to

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<v Speaker 2>even read directions. Chelsea is the one that has to

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<v Speaker 2>do Hi, Chelse, are you good morning? I'm sorry to

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<v Speaker 2>wake you up?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just talking about dropping Luke off at school yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>And can I just say that Amazon is trying to

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<v Speaker 2>kill the world. I think Amazon got together with the

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<v Speaker 2>Republic of China and they put together things that they

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<v Speaker 2>can sell to you that make you kind of your

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<v Speaker 2>brain go mush. Have you ever looked at the instructions

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<v Speaker 2>on an Amazon bed calculus? It's crazy, Chelsea, how many

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<v Speaker 2>pieces were in this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that it was better than an Ikea bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Is Ikea the worst thing to have to put together?

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<v Speaker 3>For me? That's a little bit more time consuming is.

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<v Speaker 2>It because where where's Ikea from? Is that Sweden or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that they have like the everything in Sweden

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<v Speaker 2>Swedish or something. Yeah, we were putting it together, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was me, you know, basically trying to help Chelsea

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<v Speaker 2>by saying, uh, okay, A attaches to F and then

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<v Speaker 2>the b attaches to C nuts and.

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<v Speaker 3>You were a part retriever was a I need you

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<v Speaker 3>grab L.

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<v Speaker 2>L B versus L T and then L. That was

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of the thing and trying to put this

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<v Speaker 2>thing together. And in the beginning, I'm looking at her going,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't there just a frame that we can just buy

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<v Speaker 2>that we just basically put together really quick.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh No, he didn't want that. He wanted something that

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<v Speaker 4>had storage underneath.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's the worst, Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 5>What was harder putting a bed together or answering the

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<v Speaker 5>phone at six in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, gotta imagine this was way more difficult, no, Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 2>I also was telling keV at the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 2>show here that for some reason, out of all the

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<v Speaker 2>drop offs, this one felt like the greatest driving home, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel sad at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you feel sad dropping off?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because I know.

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<v Speaker 4>He was having fun, and yeah, how do.

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<v Speaker 1>The talks change?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I imagine like that first drop off, you're giving

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<v Speaker 5>him the parent talk, this is what you look out

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<v Speaker 5>for half fun, third.

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<v Speaker 1>Year, like what is that talk?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the first year you're like stay away from the river,

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<v Speaker 4>be very careful when you drink, just stay in groups.

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<v Speaker 4>And this time it's like, well what kind of alcohol?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, this is no joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Were was the last stop that we had before we

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<v Speaker 2>left Luke and drove ninety six.

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<v Speaker 3>Homes Manny's, and they welcomed him back.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Mannie's the liquor store there a little anybody who waits

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<v Speaker 2>to miss you can say, you know Manny's right. Manny

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<v Speaker 2>Luke walked into Manni's and it was like the old

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<v Speaker 2>TV show Cheers.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally he had welcome party. Do they know everybody or

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<v Speaker 1>what's the story?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Yeah, everybody knows everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>Like there's only like two liquor stores any slanting that

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<v Speaker 5>like kids can go to and get liquors.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like you're gonna see all your friends in

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<v Speaker 2>that liquor store.

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<v Speaker 3>Because everyone's getting the same stock.

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<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable. And and uh, and we'll talk about this a

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<v Speaker 2>little later. But Luke had a little little issue with

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<v Speaker 2>his place. He couldn't stay in his place last night. Really, yeah, explain,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll explain that we didn't want him staying that could

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<v Speaker 2>have stayed there. Well, yeah, there was a there was

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<v Speaker 2>a squatter that was staying.

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<v Speaker 5>There at college.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, explain late explaining.

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<v Speaker 4>To explain it wrong, But it was a miscommunication with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Landlord, Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 2>Question for you and the pictures that I posted up

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<v Speaker 2>on our Instagram and Facebook from our move, listeners are

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<v Speaker 2>wanting to know why I was sweating so much and

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't, and yet you were the one putting everything together.

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<v Speaker 3>The question of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Luke and I kept on looking at each other as

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<v Speaker 4>you're sweat with prograsped, like are you having a hard

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<v Speaker 4>attack or what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>And then listeners were trying to explain to me that

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday wasn't even like eighty five degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually nice for some reason.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a little warm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. It looks on the top floor of

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<v Speaker 2>this this place. Okay, so, and it's like a house

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<v Speaker 2>that they're living in. It's like, how many guys are

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<v Speaker 2>the house?

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<v Speaker 3>Two floors? Nine guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine rooms and looks pray basically in the attic of

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<v Speaker 2>this damn place.

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<v Speaker 3>It is hot, Lord.

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<v Speaker 4>Chelse, second floor, it's not an attic. He has a

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<v Speaker 4>balcony with fresh hair coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>I could not, honestly, I couldn't even breathe at certain

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<v Speaker 2>points and I having to walk up the stairs. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why could Luke not pick the room closest to the

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<v Speaker 2>front door?

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>He is?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Henry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes actually asked Juice wants to get his own podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, everybody's got a podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>He would like the Ask Juice podcast. The greatest is

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<v Speaker 2>Ask Juice. Has a stellar mustache too. He looks really good.

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<v Speaker 3>So summer job too, very very proud.

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<v Speaker 2>He went to Chicago this summer and he sold pest control.

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<v Speaker 1>Door to door. He was one of those door to

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<v Speaker 1>door door.

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<v Speaker 2>It has to be tough. In two thousands. You ready

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<v Speaker 2>for this one? He sold so much his rent was free.

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<v Speaker 2>They get rent. That's how good of a salesman. Control

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<v Speaker 2>your name as you know what you're talking about. It

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty amazing. So are you are you tired today?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sore? Chelsea? Because for some reason, she carrying

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<v Speaker 2>the family bro She's amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, here's the other thing. He didn't help us carry

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<v Speaker 4>stuff up because of his shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's that chair and walk up.

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<v Speaker 2>I carried Wait, no, no, no, I carried the batting and

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<v Speaker 2>the pillow. I carried the batting, the pillows I carried.

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<v Speaker 2>I carried, uh, the laundry detergent. I carried some of

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<v Speaker 2>that stuff. Wait, hold on, Cody, Cody wants to say

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<v Speaker 2>something about my sweat pictures. What's going on, Cody, Hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you have the Texas longhorns. Wait, explain that

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<v Speaker 2>his longhorns to anybody that doesn't understand that from not

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<v Speaker 2>seeing the picture.

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<v Speaker 3>It just starts in the center and then goes on

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<v Speaker 3>to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you were in a don't take.

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<v Speaker 2>Cody, Cody, I call it the Batman. I say, I

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<v Speaker 2>looked I looked like Batman on that line. Cody, you're Batman.

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<v Speaker 2>Love you, buddy, Thanks man.

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<v Speaker 3>You look fit.

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<v Speaker 5>Though I look fit, it looked like this is only

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<v Speaker 5>a one exl Actually it wasn't true.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it was I'm in smaller sizes now. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe that you are. You want to lose weight, you

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<v Speaker 2>go to Luke's sauna up in Michigan State. It's better

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<v Speaker 2>than any red light sauna you could ever get into.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 4>So the best part too, if we went to dinner

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<v Speaker 4>afterwards than Lucas I got. I have this shirt. I

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<v Speaker 4>think you should change into it? Like yeah, we think

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<v Speaker 4>you should change. It's like no, I like this shirt,

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<v Speaker 4>like change.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually bought the wrong size at Abercrombie.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know how Abercrombie makes those NFL shirts, but

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<v Speaker 2>they make them like oversize, so I could fit.

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<v Speaker 1>Into their I believe it or not. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was cropby now you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, but it would have been so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you when you get together Chelsea with Kevin?

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<v Speaker 1>It's bad news.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to get Chelsea to come in this morning

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<v Speaker 2>because Shannon's out, and Chelsea's like, you didn't ask me

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<v Speaker 2>far enough. I go, wait a second, I did ask

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<v Speaker 2>you a long time ago. I'm like, come in, So Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she had a move, Chelsea, Chelsea and not going

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<v Speaker 5>out today anyway, so what what breaking?

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<v Speaker 3>We have a date?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, wait a second, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not good to the spot she worked around saw

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<v Speaker 5>yesterday with.

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<v Speaker 2>The unreal We'll hold on a second here, hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>keV uh wait, wait, don't want to say, Kevin, you're

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<v Speaker 2>are you taking Chelsea out on the date today?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>And is there any rumor? Is there any rumor that

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to get a little something?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like him? You don't it, Kevin? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think Mojo is the funniest on the show?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No, delete them, Kevin. Chelsea's on the phone. Hey, Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>is not good. It's not as good as them.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Kevin, do you like my my Texas longhorns?

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<v Speaker 1>When you pissed? You got talf for eightything? Alright? I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, Chelse. I'll talk to you later, Okay, all right,