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<v Speaker 1>We're so excited about Boo Bash coming up to night

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<v Speaker 1>out a Missing Lake and we'll see out there if

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<v Speaker 1>you got tickets. Basically you don't have to have tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just on a list at the door. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to worry about that is show your ID.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know that you look your age and

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<v Speaker 1>you're twenty six years old or whatever. They need an

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<v Speaker 1>ID for you to get in. Bring some money, tip generously.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they've got extra bartenders out there tonight because

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<v Speaker 1>they know the KWB crowd is a drinking crowd, thirsty,

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<v Speaker 1>thirsty bunch. And we've got decorations psychic Gary Spivee, Tammy

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<v Speaker 1>the Tarot card Reader is online at amadmedium dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>And what else. Oh the contest, The costume contest one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars for first place winner take all for sexiest

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<v Speaker 1>men's and women's. There's not separate categories. It's just be sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>get up there and be sexy overall creative and that

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<v Speaker 1>could mean anything. I mean, somebody came dress as Shark

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<v Speaker 1>Nato a couple of years ago and I think they won.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing. And then there's couples or groups, so I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you there. And then also Laziest Contest Laziest Costume.

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<v Speaker 1>If you just have on a Vikings jersey and you're

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<v Speaker 1>a Vikings fan, you are qualified for the Laziest Prize

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<v Speaker 1>two dollars CA. I'm pretty excited about that one. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a keyword for you to win a one thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars prize when I went to twenty three. KDWB and

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<v Speaker 1>Goodwill want to help you win one thousand dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>qualify for a VIP trip to our iHeartRadio jingle Ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Just enter this nationwide keyword on KDWB dot com. Star

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<v Speaker 1>that star right now at KDWB dot com. Go do

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<v Speaker 1>that for one thousand dollars from KDWB.

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<v Speaker 2>You change about your boobes?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I was just talking about the keyword, but

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<v Speaker 1>you go ahead. What did you just say?

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<v Speaker 2>We know what the keyword is? Moving on? Okay? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So what would you change about your boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh, brilliant right now, right now, you have a list.

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<v Speaker 3>List out here.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys can be a part of this conversation. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll ask us boom, yeah, what you would change about

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<v Speaker 2>your knockers?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, let's see I would so right now, there's one

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<v Speaker 4>of them is like an A cup and the other

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<v Speaker 4>one's like almost an A cup. For yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 4>the smallest one. I would want a B cup, I think,

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<v Speaker 4>and like a not like a almost a B cup

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<v Speaker 4>and a B cup. I would want them both to

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<v Speaker 4>be healthy B cups, both solid B cups, solid bees.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be really nice so I could look more proportionate, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 4>what would you change about your booth?

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<v Speaker 2>So we have brought this up plenty of times on

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<v Speaker 2>the show before, but I've got higher naps. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'd probably just bring them down a few centimeters

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<v Speaker 2>because I wear tops that I'm constantly concerned that something's

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<v Speaker 2>going to slip out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, sep is going to peek out over your shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't want them to go too much lower

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<v Speaker 2>because when they.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the dumbest kind of I mean, I respect it,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is probably the most incongruent conversation we've had

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<v Speaker 1>on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Finished. I'm sure you're right when they're out loose in

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<v Speaker 2>the open, for like say a gentleman. Yeah, I like

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<v Speaker 2>what they look like out that way because they look

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<v Speaker 2>perkier than they are, you know, And I'm getting to

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<v Speaker 2>the age where I might get a little lifty, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I want them to stay up a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit and then just on their own.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I will say that is the one perk of

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<v Speaker 4>having small boobs is that they seem to be perky

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<v Speaker 4>all the time, even though in my heart I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>perky about it, but the way that they are sitting

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<v Speaker 4>is naturally perky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you just turn the radio on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was having trying to have a conversation about winning

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand dollars important stuff, and then I had planned

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to Vaunt about the possibility of Final Destination seven,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I got interrupted by Bailey going or Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Going one last thing. Yeah, I do get some hairs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well I don't all to be gone, to be

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<v Speaker 4>gone forever and ever forever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That and like boob sweat, which I don't get a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of because there's not a lot of boob.

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<v Speaker 3>But when it's like really.

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<v Speaker 4>Hot out and they like you, I apologize, my boob

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<v Speaker 4>like sits on top of like my first like belly

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<v Speaker 4>roll and it's kind of like sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean. I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Like sometimes if I have a like right. For example,

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<v Speaker 2>the the little table in front of Bailey and I

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<v Speaker 2>I could just like PLoP mine on there if I want. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I do enjoy that about my boobs that I can

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<v Speaker 2>just go They're like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So they did the roller coaster one, they did the

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<v Speaker 1>bridge one, the race car one.

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<v Speaker 3>They just did the high skyscraper things.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about boobies.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask a question? Do you boobs? Yes, you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to be supportive.

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<v Speaker 2>You can ask a question.

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<v Speaker 3>Get it supportive like a bra, and please text it

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<v Speaker 3>if this is an HR violation or not. Jenny, is

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<v Speaker 3>this a real concept?

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<v Speaker 5>Are yours that high that you worry that when you

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<v Speaker 5>wear a tiktop they could pop out?

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<v Speaker 3>They're that high?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I'm shoulders to watch. Depending on the offhan I'm wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>I give a responsibility to one of my girlfriends for

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<v Speaker 2>the evening, like you're on nip slip duty. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was a fun game that I played in college.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could, if you could guess where my nips were,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought your drink. If you got it wrong, you

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<v Speaker 2>bought me a drink. It was a fun little college game.

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<v Speaker 2>I can circle my boobs that was another thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>always circle, like I can shimmy home and then they

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<v Speaker 2>can go on one big loop. They teach you that

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<v Speaker 2>in burlesque school.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that well, yeah, it's a it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you're shimmy and then your your tassels go in a circle,

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<v Speaker 4>and then if you lift one arm, it goes in

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<v Speaker 4>a different way, and then you lift the other arm,

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<v Speaker 4>it goes a different way.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the big boobs I can't remember, Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 2>they bigger? Would Susan had big boobs? She could probably

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<v Speaker 2>do the circle thing too. I'm calling hm, Alissa for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>can do the circle?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, now, you know what I think that they

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<v Speaker 4>should invent and it's actually like terrible that they haven't yet.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you have giant boobs and you get a

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<v Speaker 4>breast reduction, everyone's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Good for you, babe, good for you. You do you.

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<v Speaker 4>But me as a tiny boobs person, and if I say, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I want bigger boobs, people would be like love them

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<v Speaker 4>the way they are. But I just want to take

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<v Speaker 4>a suction like cup, put it on my sister's boobs,

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<v Speaker 4>take some of her boobs because I know she doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>want all of them, and then just suction them and

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<v Speaker 4>siphon them right into my boobs.

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<v Speaker 3>How come they haven't come up with that yet? What

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<v Speaker 3>happened between you and your sister?

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<v Speaker 5>Like I don't feel comfortable asking this, Like the genexts

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<v Speaker 5>from your mom, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>My sister got all the good ones. She got the

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<v Speaker 4>big old boobs, and she got the pointy chain.

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<v Speaker 1>You're hotter, though, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I have these tiny little boobs and I got a

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<v Speaker 3>round doctor face. You're shut stop it.

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<v Speaker 4>But still that's what I would want. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>siphon her boobs. You have my mind to thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I would really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I turned the microphone on a little while

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<v Speaker 1>ago and I was like, okay, let's talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars keyword, which again is star and you should

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<v Speaker 1>use it on katiewb dot com to enter that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then five ten minutes from now we get a Sabrina

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<v Speaker 1>Carpenter keyword, and then all of a sudden, you know

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<v Speaker 1>is supposed to be the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're an engineer or a scientific and you know

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<v Speaker 4>how to create one of these boob siphons, can you

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<v Speaker 4>let us know, please than que.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be really the start of text coming in

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<v Speaker 2>that says they sit down, we want to hear this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the best segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Not even trying anymore. Yeah, I'm not even trying anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>HR violation to the max. What are you talking about

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<v Speaker 2>having a friendly conversation? Sometimes I think we forget though

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<v Speaker 2>that like other people hear the conversations, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>we kind of think that is just the two of

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<v Speaker 2>us talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Bucket of content? Jenny, Can I be on nip duty today?

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<v Speaker 1>I can just hear this conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm wearing tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll be on nip duty for me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Say you're work at United Healthcare. You're down and eating prairie,

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<v Speaker 1>you're dining like a conference room or there's a big

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<v Speaker 1>zoom call and you're trying to talk about the new

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<v Speaker 1>budgets for whatever. And then a couple of like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's like, hey, Bailey, what would you change about your boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>And it just throws the whole thing. It's just not right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that sounds like an environment I want to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. The thing is, we always have like ideas for

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<v Speaker 4>how we want to change our boobs. We just never

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<v Speaker 4>get the platform to talk about it, and platforming women

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<v Speaker 4>is really important. Yeah, women support women, Dave, we do

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<v Speaker 4>what would you change.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boobstad, I'd give some to you, Bailey. I need

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<v Speaker 1>a keyword. I gotta have a keyword for Sabrina. Carpenter

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<v Speaker 1>will do that right now. I know we've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>this for a while and it's like, oh God, keywords.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's such a cool prize. I totally get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But we got a trip for you to go to

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<v Speaker 1>LA to see her in concert in person, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>paying for everything. You gotta get your own Panera bread.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna spring for you. I have seen the

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<v Speaker 1>way you can eat. I'm not gonna send you to

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<v Speaker 1>Panera Bread with like a free rain on that. No way,

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<v Speaker 1>stuff in your pockets full of grilled cheese and chips

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<v Speaker 1>for later not gonna happen. However, we're all gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>you into the into the show, airfare and hotel Panera bread.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on your own. If you go to LA and

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<v Speaker 1>you go to Panera Bread, I'm gonna grab you and

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<v Speaker 1>shake you. Go to somewhere different, go to in and out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>where did Brad Poyo Loco go to El Poyo Loco.

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<v Speaker 1>You know Brad Pitt used to dress up as a

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<v Speaker 1>chicken and ayo loco. Do you know that is a fact? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a fellow's that's what they say. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that he's ever actually confirmed it, but that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they say. Here comes your keyword.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take a stript of your chance to win a

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<v Speaker 3>trip to Los Angeles to see Sabrina Carpenter at one

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<v Speaker 3>of her sold out.

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<v Speaker 1>Shows, happens now on KDWB Talk. That's the keyword. Taste.

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<v Speaker 1>That's taste on our iHeartRadio app. Okay, so do that

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<v Speaker 1>now for your chance to go to La and Panera

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<v Speaker 1>Bread or Elpoyo Loco or wherever you want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm gonna serve the pot. What's on your mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Cuffing season.

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<v Speaker 5>It's that time of year, and I think it's dumb

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<v Speaker 5>the people that decide to get in relationships for cuffing season.

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<v Speaker 1>Define cuffing season for the people who don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Cuffing season as far as I know, because I'm gladly taken.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's when like this time of year is starting

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<v Speaker 5>to get cold and chilly, and you kind of want

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<v Speaker 5>somebody to spend these long winter nights with you get

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<v Speaker 5>booed up and you find somebody to cuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, it's the winter time, this cuffing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I just think it's dumb.

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<v Speaker 5>I get that people want to have somebody to take

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<v Speaker 5>to Thanksgiving to Christmas, to be booed up with drinking

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<v Speaker 5>hot cocoa and a sweater. But for that same reason,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to introduce somebody to my aunt who

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<v Speaker 5>keeps asking when you're gonna finally settle down to somebody

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<v Speaker 5>that I know is not gonna be around often.

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<v Speaker 4>See I disagree, Von, Okay, And here's why, Because it like,

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<v Speaker 4>I just think of one Thanksgiving, Okay, I might bring

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<v Speaker 4>this random guy to one Thanksgiving outing with like my family,

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<v Speaker 4>and that is one Thanksgiving in the grand scheme of

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<v Speaker 4>my entire life.

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<v Speaker 3>And like, if it doesn't work, if it works out, great.

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<v Speaker 3>If it doesn't work out, then it's a great story.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be like, hey, remember when I brought that ex

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<v Speaker 4>convict to Thanksgiving that one time.

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<v Speaker 5>But I feel like Thanksgiving, Christmas, like the holidays, there's

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<v Speaker 5>such intimate things to bring somebody that might just be

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<v Speaker 5>a fling to.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So we're supposed to just stay single and sad

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<v Speaker 4>over the dark, dark cold winter.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but there are people that wait, particularly until cuffing

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<v Speaker 5>season like October, when it starts to get cold.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they're waiting.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they just like, once it starts getting cold,

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<v Speaker 4>they realize like, oh, I can't like spend all my

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<v Speaker 4>days outside and like sitting at the beach and reading

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<v Speaker 4>books and being happy being single and going out, and

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<v Speaker 4>instead I have to be sad and alone and cold

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<v Speaker 4>in my own home.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I had someone to share this with. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's just a change of the season. You just

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<v Speaker 4>feel it different.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree to an extent. I think there are people

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<v Speaker 2>with Bailey like both of you, because I do think

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<v Speaker 2>that there. I know people who definitely get into relationships

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<v Speaker 2>more so in the winter. And then you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>get that first like sixty degree day in the spring

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<v Speaker 2>and the sun's out, and all of a sudden you're

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<v Speaker 2>out on a patio having a beer and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, feels like I should be single again.

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<v Speaker 3>The sun comes out, the books come out.

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel like that is a thing I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe just don't bring those people who you are doing

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<v Speaker 2>cuffeing season with to the family holidays. Maybe that's just

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<v Speaker 2>the way you avoid it. I say, why not, because

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<v Speaker 2>let's jazz it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>I think another thing my uncle does this because he's single.

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<v Speaker 5>He always says like, yeah, I don't want to have

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<v Speaker 5>anybody around Christmas because they have to buy them gifts. Exactly,

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<v Speaker 5>there are people that you know, you have to buy

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<v Speaker 5>them a gift for Christmas, and then it's Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 5>Save your money, but.

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<v Speaker 1>A big deal. Buy him a freaking gift. Go down

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<v Speaker 1>to Zaiales and get them a hard necklace forty nine

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<v Speaker 1>at zails, get the garbage jewelry. It's you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want the quality stuff, you got to go to

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<v Speaker 1>wedding day. But if they're just like cuffing season convenient,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to take them to wedding day. Take

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<v Speaker 1>them to jails and get him a garbage forty nine

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine heart ten and oh yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Want to spend money on somebody I don't have intentions

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<v Speaker 5>on being with. I know you want to be with

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<v Speaker 5>somebody's that way you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a cheap ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I am too. I'm so on one side. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>buying somebody a present an iron.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody can use a brand new iron.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy if he uses irons anymore, they use steamers.

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<v Speaker 3>Mony, it's the last time you got an iron?

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<v Speaker 5>Is a gift text in right now, if in the past,

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<v Speaker 5>at least six years, sixteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're experiencing a tiny bit of happiness by having

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<v Speaker 4>someone to hold and squeeze when it's cold in the

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<v Speaker 4>winter months. And I can, I can dish out twenty

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<v Speaker 4>bucks for a hat for you for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I thought it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't give you a present because it cares.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I think cuffing season just the logic is flawed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Some disagreement this morning on the Monsters the Pot. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to wrap it up with the last round of

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<v Speaker 1>Boo Bash tickets next and Dave's Dirt Stay here to win.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen Daves Dirt on Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>W b Justin nounced it looks like Morgan Wallan is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be coming to the Twins. That is, and

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<v Speaker 1>here's the story. April tenth, I think I got the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing here Morgan Wallen April tenth with Thomas Rhett,

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin Adcock and Vincent Mason. And then there's another show

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<v Speaker 1>the next day. So tickets go on sale Friday, November seventh.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't follow countries, so I don't really know much

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<v Speaker 1>about them.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean pop art?

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, but I don't really understand who the

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<v Speaker 1>other ones are.

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<v Speaker 2>You No, I understand that he's a country artist, very

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<v Speaker 2>much country.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to go there is your ticket to

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<v Speaker 1>a little preliminary bit of information that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>And So guess what's getting added to the Macy's at

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<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving Day Parade this year? La Boo Boos in Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 2>Day Parade, which honestly is probably gonna be pretty dope

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<v Speaker 2>because La Boo Boos are funny looking. I personally, if

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<v Speaker 2>I got to add something, I do like the big

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<v Speaker 2>holiday station stores logo, because I feel like that's important

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<v Speaker 2>for everyone to know about, especially when they have sweet

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<v Speaker 2>deals on their like pumpkin spice cappuccino.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe if you're on the float, they can throw some

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<v Speaker 5>of the cappuccinos, some of the like the snacks.

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<v Speaker 2>And stuff, just like fire off red balls that people

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<v Speaker 2>knock them in the head. Have a T shirt cannon, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>better cadget or else you might get a concussion.

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<v Speaker 4>Kim Kardashian insists that the nineteen sixty nine moon landing

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<v Speaker 4>didn't actually happen entirely face.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, these people again.

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<v Speaker 4>She gave her hot take on the latest episode of

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<v Speaker 4>The Kardashians after she was having a conversation with somebody

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<v Speaker 4>that she's in a TV show with right now called

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<v Speaker 4>All's Fair. She said, it didn't happen. There were no

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<v Speaker 4>scary moments for those astronauts.

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<v Speaker 1>But they went back and repeated it like six more times. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>sure they did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, she said, I'm sending you a million articles about

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<v Speaker 4>buzz Aldrin and the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so, that's fine, That's that's so insulting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like so many people, men and women, work so

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<v Speaker 1>hard to make that happen, and the conspiracy would have

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<v Speaker 1>to have everybody go, y'all promise not to tell the truth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all six thousand of us promised not to tell the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>And right, it doesn't. It seems like there's no way.

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<v Speaker 3>But he said.

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<v Speaker 4>She says that because buzz Aldrin is old now he

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<v Speaker 4>slips up occasionally and makes it out that it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Every old person slips up occasionally, they pooped themselves. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>Ki Kim is intelligent. She's smarter than that everything from

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<v Speaker 1>like the world. You know, you get online and you

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<v Speaker 1>see some doe head talking about how the World Trade

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<v Speaker 1>Center was a conspiracy and we used a thermomite or

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<v Speaker 1>thermalite or someone to bring it to shut up. It's

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<v Speaker 1>dishonoring all the people who died there, and then dishonoring

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<v Speaker 1>all the people who is like the chemtrail people. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>the governments. I'm so anti conspiracy. It's just as like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think do you think do.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to know the reason why she thinks it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't happen? I bet you can guess it, please, I

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<v Speaker 4>bet you can.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, the flag is blowing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well the flag, there's no there's because the flag

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<v Speaker 1>is held straight out by a wire. Because they held

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<v Speaker 1>the flag out. Do you really think they would be

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<v Speaker 1>stupid enough to have wind inside the TV studio while

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<v Speaker 1>they did this, y'all? Just Yeah, there's no atmosphere on

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<v Speaker 1>the moon, so there's no But as they put the

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<v Speaker 1>flag up, if you move the flag in zero gravity,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no wind resistance, it's going to keep moving. She's

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<v Speaker 1>smarter than that.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally proved that she's an idiot in like thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>And I hope other idiots out there are listening and

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<v Speaker 2>realized it too.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope there are other idiots listening. Yeah, if you're

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<v Speaker 3>an idiot listening, it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Such an insult to all the people who work so

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<v Speaker 1>hard at to make it happen. It's like men and

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<v Speaker 1>women who like dedicated their lives to it. And then

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<v Speaker 1>if they did it, how come the Russians and Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>who hate us have never claimed that we didn't do it?

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<v Speaker 1>How come India can send a spaceship around the moon

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<v Speaker 1>and see our moon landing site and the old base there.

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<v Speaker 1>How come we went back and did it? If we

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<v Speaker 1>faked it like three once, why do we go back

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<v Speaker 1>and fake it twelve thirteen? Okay, we missed thirteen like

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<v Speaker 1>five or six more times.

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<v Speaker 5>Gome On, Dave deGrasse, Tysones, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll end on this.

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<v Speaker 5>They just put out a poster for Scream seven, which

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<v Speaker 5>comes out February twenty seventh, twenty twenty six. And speaking

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<v Speaker 1>Go check it out. And that is the dirt. Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna load up. If you don't have your Boo

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<v Speaker 1>Bash tickets, this is probably the last chance to get them.

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<v Speaker 1>Boo Bashed Doors opened tonight at the Hop House and

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<v Speaker 1>missed Lake at six o'clock. The earlier you get there,

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<v Speaker 1>the better chance you have of a reading with Gary Spivey.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in line, bring along a friend as your placeholders.

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<v Speaker 1>You can run to the bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then people are like, well, is there drinks? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's drinks, they're not free. Are there appetizers or food?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe there's food. It's also not free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not free, but there is hot pose has great food.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, very good. And then the thousand dollars costume contests

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<v Speaker 1>for sexiest men and women, overall creative and best duo

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<v Speaker 1>or group, but also laziest Costume contest with a grand

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<v Speaker 1>prize of two dollars So if your boyfriend's like, muh.

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<v Speaker 6>Hate Katie'll be I'm not dressing up stupid station, then

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<v Speaker 6>bring him along in his dopey Vikings jersey and he

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<v Speaker 6>can be in the laziest costume and he may win

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<v Speaker 6>two dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not so bad after all.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that including taxes? The two dollars? Yeah, it's all included. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>two dollars, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, we'll see there tonight. And if we

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<v Speaker 1>don't see you there tonight, then we'll miss you. Number one,

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<v Speaker 1>number two will see you here tomorrow.