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Speaker 1: at ninety three three f l Z eight hundred four

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Speaker 1: O nine ninety three ninety three alternative swear words?

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Speaker 2: You can't swear on the show. You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: The government will come after us and then they fine iHeart,

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Speaker 1: like hundreds of thousands of dollars and then they make

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Speaker 1: Jed and I work it off by uh doing maintenance

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Speaker 1: around the country for the radio stage.

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Speaker 2: This is true.

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of cleaning microphones. What are your alternative alternative

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Speaker 1: swear words? Eight hundred four on nine ninety three ninety

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Speaker 1: three texts at ninety seven to seven two zero. I mean, ladies,

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Speaker 1: I'm stepping on what you guys are talking about, so

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Speaker 1: take it away.

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Speaker 2: Well, I say, biscuits. That's gonna be a drop, Katie.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna sit on our show now, biscuits.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for saying what is your alternatives?

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Speaker 4: Well, I actually said that I don't have any because

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Speaker 4: I just swear and if I almost accidentally, I try

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Speaker 4: to catch myself on the air.

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Speaker 2: I got a potty mouth.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: You did almost say the f word A couple of

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Speaker 2: days ago I did, and lo, you just wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Alternative swear words can be fun. They can be sometimes

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Speaker 1: you hit them with something that makes them sweat a

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Speaker 1: little bit, you know what I mean, like shittaki mushrooms.

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Speaker 2: Did you think I was about to do it? You

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Speaker 2: thought I was about you?

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Speaker 3: I wanted to go over there and put the dump button. Right,

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Speaker 3: that's right, that's right, Jed, do you have any uh?

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Speaker 3: Instead of saying the S word, I just say poopy. Oh,

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Speaker 3: that's so poopy.

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Speaker 2: And it's.

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Speaker 3: But it's kind of it's funnier than actually saying like

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Speaker 3: it's si, you know what I mean? Yeah, it is

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Speaker 3: because it's like.

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Speaker 2: That's poopy. What is What is the best swear word? Though? Like?

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Speaker 4: What is the F word? Hands down, fudge, fiddlestick. No,

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Speaker 4: what's an alternative F word?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, doesn't exist?

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Speaker 3: That's why the best Yeah a good point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it can't be duplicated. Ain't nobody mess with it?

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Speaker 2: For Gayzy no name name the movie Wolf of wall

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Speaker 2: stret There you go. What good once?

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Speaker 1: We gotta think about this an eight hundred and four

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Speaker 1: nine ninety three ninety three. You can always text in

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Speaker 1: at ninety seven seven two zero. I see a ton

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Speaker 1: of people calling in, so uh, let's talk to.

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Speaker 2: Him right now.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, let me like, I love when Julia calls

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Speaker 1: and you don't even have to screen her. Let me

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Speaker 1: start with her first while you get to the other.

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Speaker 2: One's jed. She's always uh, she's good. Hi Julia. And

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Speaker 2: someone's being an a hole at work and I have

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Speaker 2: to go tell somebody that they're being an a whole.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, they're kind of being spicy today, Like they're

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Speaker 2: really really being nasty and they're spicy. That's a nice

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Speaker 2: way to put it. Jenner's that drop, we got a

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Speaker 2: good one. Spicy.

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Speaker 1: That's not how I say it, though.

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, they're being really spicy today, and everyone's like,

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Speaker 2: oh home, the lads home. Continue to take notes. Love you,

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Speaker 2: Julia Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Let's take some notes on good alternative swear words.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, good morning.

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Speaker 2: I've got most frequently I say crap on cracker. I

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Speaker 2: don't know why I like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And if you are trying to.

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Speaker 6: First at someone by the.

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Speaker 7: Most creative one I've ever heard is calling somebody a

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Speaker 7: yeasty cod piece.

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Speaker 8: Oh what a yeasty.

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Speaker 2: Cod piece you yeasty cod piece. That's too close. I

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Speaker 2: can't do that one.

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Speaker 8: It's so visceral.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fudge nuggets.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not that good.

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Speaker 1: Cha. Rice cheese and rice cheese and rice is good

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Speaker 1: cheese and rice. Thank you, Michelle, uh dorry you you

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Speaker 1: got a good one.

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Speaker 2: I like this one. I might have to steal it.

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Speaker 4: What the French toast?

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Speaker 2: The French toast liquor? What commercial was that from? Maybe

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Speaker 2: than you do? Nicole? Hey, hey, go ahead.

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Speaker 6: I like to say shut the front door.

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Speaker 8: People always think I'm gonna say something else, really, but

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Speaker 8: the front door.

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Speaker 2: What would be because you really want to get dangerous

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Speaker 2: with it? What is an like?

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Speaker 1: Because you got to hit him with if you can

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Speaker 1: hit him with two letters before you get into it,

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Speaker 1: like instead of the S word, if you can do

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Speaker 1: like any word that starts with s h and then

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Speaker 1: you got to come up with something else.

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Speaker 2: What words is f you? F you?

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Speaker 5: Ah?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I know, And that's why SHI works for the S word.

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Speaker 1: But like you know, you get what I'm trying to say,

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Speaker 1: Like you need like if you're gonna alternatively say the

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Speaker 1: F word, it would really be fancy if you could

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Speaker 1: get like another word, that starts with.

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Speaker 2: Fu that you're going to say it, but you're not.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happens like that one.

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Speaker 1: I like that, Torri, do not say g D. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do not say the g D, which is strange. You

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Speaker 1: know you can say god, you can say damn. You

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Speaker 1: can't put them together. I don't know why that's the case.

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Speaker 2: What, Tory, go ahead.

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Speaker 6: I usually instead of saying that, I say dodge ram it.

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Speaker 2: I like that. I'm writing out now, dodge ram it.

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Speaker 2: All right, Tory, this is good.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm getting word right now that we've got a

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Speaker 1: first time caller on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yummy, yah, Yamy.

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Speaker 2: Give me a good alternative swear word.

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Speaker 4: I say, some of a nutcracker, some of a nutcracker,

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Speaker 4: of a nutcracker.

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Speaker 1: You do that all twelve months of the year. Is

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Speaker 1: that specifically around like December?

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Speaker 2: Watching else?

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Speaker 6: I say the whole year, twelve months?

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Speaker 2: All right? Good.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm writing it down and I'm putting my Rolodex

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Speaker 1: of all alternative swear words. That's what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Because of Katie. Your favorite one.

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Speaker 2: Is biscuit, biscuit a biscuit car.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I like that, all right?

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Speaker 2: Car from what I hear you've got a list, so

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Speaker 2: give it to me.

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Speaker 7: Froc okay, beautiful, I like you, I say, Jiminy Crockett

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Speaker 7: love Okay, Okay, I.

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Speaker 5: Say Lemony snickets, and I say.

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Speaker 6: John Kristin Anderson.

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Speaker 2: Those are all good.

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Speaker 1: Oh car, we're going back to back on fantastic first

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Speaker 1: time callers. Let's roll through these as fast as possible

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Speaker 1: and we'll end it.

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Speaker 2: Kelly, alternative swear word go ahead, okay.

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Speaker 3: Instead of the A or the B word.

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Speaker 6: My dad always told me to say you're a real gem.

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Speaker 2: You're a real gem.

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Speaker 1: Little sarcasm on it, Kelly, I love it, John, go ahead.

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Speaker 8: The orbit Gun commercial from like twenty fifteen is where

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Speaker 8: I think Ashley was remembering that you can get alternative

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Speaker 8: cussworks from. There's a bunch of them, did they I.

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Speaker 2: Never see orbit Gun, and I don't see the commercials anymore.

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Speaker 4: They don't do.

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Speaker 8: Commercials no more. But that is where the original like

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Speaker 8: alternative cussworks came from.

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