Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: So we went out for my birthday and it was
Speaker 2: actually a lot of fun. I loved Chelsea, got a
Speaker 2: group of friends together and it was a really good time.
Speaker 2: This was something that kind of came up, and I
Speaker 2: want to bring this up, and I want to ask
Speaker 2: you guys to tell me what is the superficial prerequisite
Speaker 2: that you have for a significant other. And I'll explain
Speaker 2: with this story and you'll get an idea and then
Speaker 2: call us up and give me yours to add to this.
Speaker 1: So we're out with a group of couples.
Speaker 2: And at one point the.
Speaker 1: Group of people walked in.
Speaker 2: Other couples walked into the bar that we were in,
Speaker 2: and there were some wives and there were some husbands
Speaker 2: or boyfriends and girlfriends.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they were.
Speaker 2: And they walked in and one of the wives said,
Speaker 2: and I don't think she well, maybe she did understand
Speaker 2: what she was saying, but she said, I could never
Speaker 2: date a guy with a belly.
Speaker 1: That was her thing that she said.
Speaker 2: Okay, she looks right, she's beautiful, and her husband has
Speaker 2: no belly. Her husband has abs, so she's like, I
Speaker 2: could never date a guy with a belly. If my
Speaker 2: husband or boyfriend had a belly, I would, you know,
Speaker 2: have him workout or whatever the deal was.
Speaker 1: That is what I heard.
Speaker 2: I was kind of drunk at the time, but I
Speaker 2: did hear this because I don't know if you guys
Speaker 2: know this. I'm a guy with the belly. So as
Speaker 2: as this is being said. As this is being said,
Speaker 2: I'm going stomach passed the potato chips.
Speaker 1: I don't want anything. I think I just decided.
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting here listening to and the thing was, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't have a belly. Doesn't cannot date a guy never,
Speaker 2: you know, don't. I don't want to have you know,
Speaker 2: flab or abs or you know, flabby abs. I want
Speaker 2: to make sure that it has a belly. And I'm
Speaker 2: thinking to myself, I wonder how my wife's going to
Speaker 2: react to that. And my wife actually did the thing
Speaker 2: that made me feel really good. She goes, well, Tom's
Speaker 2: got a belly, and now I hope she doesn't like
Speaker 2: say anything, and so she's like and I'm and I'm
Speaker 2: good with it, whatever.
Speaker 1: The deal is.
Speaker 2: And I sat there and I thought to myself, I'm
Speaker 2: like going, oh, that's interesting. Would you like could you
Speaker 2: say that in your head? Well, this one was said
Speaker 2: out loud. Would you say in your head? I will
Speaker 2: never I could never date a guy with belly, Like,
Speaker 2: everybody has a type, and I think there are certain
Speaker 2: things that are types of people, Like is there somebody
Speaker 2: that has a prerequisite I couldn't date a blonde or
Speaker 2: I couldn't date a brunette or a redhead or whatever.
Speaker 3: But the fact, and I don't know who this person is,
Speaker 3: the fact that she didn't look around the table before
Speaker 3: she said what she said. I mean, I'm sure alcohol
Speaker 3: was involved in making that decision.
Speaker 2: Like I honestly, the only other thing that could have
Speaker 2: been said that would have would have been more me
Speaker 2: is I could never did a guy with a big
Speaker 2: nose crab.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a pretty look at that before you before
Speaker 1: your surgery compared to my belly, my nose.
Speaker 2: H eight four four modo live eight four four six
Speaker 2: six five six five four eight. What is your superficial
Speaker 2: prerequisite for a significant other? Like I could never date
Speaker 2: a blue You know you guys say, what do you saying?
Speaker 1: Guy who owned a cat? A cat? Why does it
Speaker 1: have to be physical appearance?
Speaker 3: Were talking about what could be no if a guy
Speaker 3: had a cat immediate, I don't care how hot you are,
Speaker 3: big No.
Speaker 1: Why is it though?
Speaker 3: Because cats freak me out so bad? Do you think
Speaker 3: guys with and I think there's something about guys with.
Speaker 1: Cat don't you?
Speaker 2: Don't you think guys with cats are like sensitive guys
Speaker 2: because I always feel like their sense you.
Speaker 1: No, I think they're weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I just watched with like the cat Tower
Speaker 3: and all.
Speaker 2: Really freaking not if he had a cat in like
Speaker 2: kitty litter in a corner, I'd be fine with him.
Speaker 4: No cat litter, the live and he wasn't to be
Speaker 4: he wasn't able to be at home. Don't properly care
Speaker 4: for another pet like a dog. He needs something.
Speaker 3: That's kind of you made the decision to get a cat.
Speaker 1: You are not for me. Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 4: That's how I felt about ladies with short hair. And
Speaker 4: I've been like that my entire life.
Speaker 1: How short are we talking? Ladies? Like?
Speaker 4: I don't want to be able to throw you my
Speaker 4: brush or we sharing do rags.
Speaker 1: I see, Uh, there's a hot there's a hot Uh.
Speaker 2: Sports anchor on ESPN ball headed she's ball Yeah, she kind.
Speaker 1: Of all right?
Speaker 3: So there are some women who can pull that off
Speaker 3: really well and they are stunningly beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yes, but if that's your thing, yeah, I'm starting to
Speaker 1: kind of grow out of it.
Speaker 4: But for a while it was a no go. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't even look like long hair just something to grab.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, you can't be I ain't
Speaker 4: trying to rip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, I'm still thinking about this belly thing though.
Speaker 2: I'm well, it's stung a little bit. It's it's actually
Speaker 2: it's stung a lot. The next day, honestly, I like
Speaker 2: gave myself a double of ozempic. I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm doing a double shot of that crap today.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Trish? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Good morning everybody?
Speaker 2: What could you say that would be your superficial prerequisite
Speaker 2: for dating?
Speaker 1: Teeth so kryptonite every smile and you're miss of them?
Speaker 2: Lydia have everybody say I cannot date a uh in
Speaker 2: fill in the blank, because I think it would be
Speaker 2: funny for a promo, Trish, say it.
Speaker 1: Say it in a promo. I cannot date a guy
Speaker 1: who does not have beautiful teeth. Okay, they gotta have
Speaker 1: is it? Is it like the random side to a woman.
Speaker 2: But you cannot date a woman with bad teeth with
Speaker 2: bad chick lits. All right, I got it, by the way.
Speaker 2: I got good teeth, but I got a belly. What's
Speaker 2: going what's going on? Cam high?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: How are you this morning?
Speaker 1: Fantastic? I cannot date Go ahead, I.
Speaker 5: Cannot see the guy who has gray hair, wears glasses
Speaker 5: or has children.
Speaker 1: Keep your hands off. Yeah, but eventually I.
Speaker 5: Married a man who checked all those boxes where I
Speaker 5: said I could not have, and it is the best
Speaker 5: relationship I've ever been in.
Speaker 2: But wait a second, what do you want? Kind of
Speaker 2: hair do you want him to have if he gets older?
Speaker 5: I wasn't looking at far ahead.
Speaker 1: I guess would you rather have a bald guy?
Speaker 5: Well? That could be fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, all guys have big testosterones.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Unique is on the phone? What a name? Unique? Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you good? Fill in the blank for me?
Speaker 1: Give me your thing. I cannot date a guy that's
Speaker 1: too short. What's too short for you? Nobody below? What hape?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm five five and a half, so shorter than me.
Speaker 1: You're a midget.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's politically people, you're a person you
Speaker 4: can't say, Mitch, you're a little pert.
Speaker 1: But here's but but here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I get the idea if you're because you're, it's going
Speaker 2: to be very rare, you're gonna find somebody that is
Speaker 2: that small.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest.
Speaker 4: So, but you know, guys come up to me all
Speaker 4: the time that are shorter than me, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: you make me feel bumpy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I get it. What's going on? How you doing,
Speaker 1: Melissa High? I can never date a guy that smokes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm telling you. I said that, and then
Speaker 1: I dated the guy that smoked. Really, I can't stand
Speaker 1: this smell. Yeah, so you talk you didn't really smell everything? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about that when we talked last week about
Speaker 1: you're talking about weed or cigarettes or everything.
Speaker 5: No, just cigarette cigarettes in general.
Speaker 1: Just to smell in general is a turnoff for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want that. What's up, Elizabeth?
Speaker 5: Good morning. I could never date a guy who has
Speaker 5: a house that smells bad, or if he smells bad himself,
Speaker 5: but he's actually smells good, not just like not bad.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, if they've got a dirty house, they
Speaker 2: got a dirty you know.
Speaker 1: Thing, down there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like like, yeah, we've had second date updates where guys
Speaker 2: have walked into girls' homes and said that the home
Speaker 2: is it's a wreck. I'm like, I guarantee it's a
Speaker 2: wreck down there. What's going on, Carrie?
Speaker 1: Good morning? I cannot date a guy with a comb over.
Speaker 1: If you've got six strings of long hair combed over
Speaker 1: your head, let it go, shave it off. Balld is beautiful.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things that look fabulous, but let that.
Speaker 2: Hair and go.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually good. I think if you're going ball,
Speaker 2: just go for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean? What's up? Paris high.
Speaker 1: I can't date a woman that wears red or like red.
Speaker 1: It's a no go.
Speaker 4: Ever, since I don't know, I never no woman that
Speaker 4: I'm dating interesting right now?
Speaker 1: I think women like great, what happened to you?
Speaker 4: It's a childhood thing, grew up, you know, so the
Speaker 4: color rick kind of make that memory come back.
Speaker 1: So I just I don't I have nothing in my
Speaker 1: words with this red. Never b what happened as a
Speaker 1: kid with the color rid? What did you see?
Speaker 5: I guess it is my uncle splattered blood.
Speaker 1: And that's unreal. Man.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry that that that that happened. That's awful,
Speaker 2: but it's amazing that the color chances. Uh, this is
Speaker 2: a This is an interesting one. K. What's your superficial
Speaker 2: prerequisite for dating?
Speaker 5: I would not be able to date a guy with
Speaker 5: an uncircumcised.
Speaker 1: Turtlenecks.
Speaker 5: I could not do it. My girlfriends and I talk
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen one in real life?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta cuff the pants when they're too long.
Speaker 2: If a guy has an uncircumcised which means that it's
Speaker 2: kind of like popping out of its shell or has
Speaker 2: to pop out of the shell, I can see what
Speaker 2: that would be weird.
Speaker 1: That would be a like pigs in a blanket.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 1: Layers. Plus you also wonder if it's if he cleans
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this question. Would you rather have
Speaker 2: him have a cat tower or an uncircumcised phoenix? I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: what a cat tower?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Channon says she can't date a guy your first time
Speaker 3: uncircumcised phoenis.
Speaker 1: Take that.
Speaker 5: I would do a cat tower.
Speaker 1: You take his cat own?
Speaker 2: Okay, Jay, wants to comment on that last topic here,
Speaker 2: what's that Jay with regarding.
Speaker 1: That last thing? Us uncircumcised? Guys, we clean it, we
Speaker 1: clean it. You know, it's quite offensive to me that,
Speaker 1: you know, women are turned off. I mean it's you know.
Speaker 3: I actually heard that it is cleaner really because uncircumcised.
Speaker 1: He hey, question you build anyway? I wax. Jay.
Speaker 2: Did you ever ask your parents why they left you uncircumcised?
Speaker 1: I have, and it was up to my grandmother. On
Speaker 1: my dad's side, she said no. My mom wanted to
Speaker 1: do it, but my grandma said no, don't do it.
Speaker 1: And that's just how olled she didn't. I used to
Speaker 1: hate them. I didn't like that they didn't have any circumcised,
Speaker 1: But I'm actually happier now that they didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Why is that? Is it more pleasurable to have it? So? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah sure.
Speaker 4: Look let me ask you this though, what was the
Speaker 4: we got to keep it clean? Because you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying Radio, I'm learning this to Jay. We're in
Speaker 4: this together. Well, the first time a girl seeing you
Speaker 4: down there like that, what was her reaction?
Speaker 1: Most girls don't know it because it's already kind of
Speaker 1: the turtles popped out.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know what to saying, you got a
Speaker 4: royal sleeves up before you get to work or do
Speaker 4: you got know?
Speaker 1: He's excited.
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, I don't know, Ja, I just have
Speaker 2: to to let you know we don't ever mean to
Speaker 2: offend anybody on the show. And for you and every
Speaker 2: uncircumcised guy out there, have a great day. Thank you,
Speaker 2: appreciate you, buddy, take care of have a great day.
Speaker 2: That's uncircumcised Jay on the show.
Speaker 4: God you missed me, you know, I gotta like naughty
Speaker 4: Mom's night, Daddy daughter.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Though the grandma called the shots like I
Speaker 2: couldn't imagine. It's like, yeah, Grandma's gonna tell us what
Speaker 2: we're gonna do. That's a power. That's power too. That's
Speaker 2: the power over the penis right there.
Speaker 1: See that