Speaker 1: S'smo joone in the morning.
Speaker 2: So my wife was texting with another man last night
Speaker 2: again and I was like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: Who are you texting?
Speaker 2: She says, I'm texting with Kevin And I said, oh really,
Speaker 2: And I said why is that? And she said, because
Speaker 2: Kevin is on a date. So I asked Kevin just
Speaker 2: a second ago, when we were off the air, I go, Kevin,
Speaker 2: how is your date? He goes, it won't a date,
Speaker 2: and I go, what do you mean it wasn't a date?
Speaker 2: Why would you not classify it as a date?
Speaker 1: I don't. I think there are certain.
Speaker 3: Times you go out with a person and you just
Speaker 3: go out with them. You may not have any intention
Speaker 3: on really seeing this person in that way. It's just
Speaker 3: a fun thing. It's just something to do. It's not
Speaker 3: really like you know what I see you identify you
Speaker 3: with somebody I'm trying to court. I want this to
Speaker 3: be something more. This wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: It was just a hangout. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like a couple of weeks ago, I'll posted on my
Speaker 3: Instagram story I wanted to get a massage. I think
Speaker 3: some people lurk and they file certain things. So if
Speaker 3: you say something publicly they'll say noted, they'll put that
Speaker 3: in their back pocket. Weeks later, she posted on her
Speaker 3: a little and you know, like Instagram stories, you could
Speaker 3: put like a capsule or something. Now, so she put
Speaker 3: on there, I want to get a massage.
Speaker 1: So I hit her.
Speaker 3: I was like, let's go get massages and then we
Speaker 3: go back and for Launcher and shot them like, you
Speaker 3: pay for the massage, you pay for the massage. She
Speaker 3: wasn't trying to do that, but she ended up doing it.
Speaker 3: I was like, you pay for the massage, I'll pay
Speaker 3: for the food afterwards. So that's what we did yesterday. Massage.
Speaker 2: By the way, this story is way more complicated.
Speaker 1: Are you the only one who thought it wasn't a date?
Speaker 1: Did she also know that? How do you know if
Speaker 1: somebody else knows it's a date? I think most you
Speaker 1: invited her to do something out. Does that mean date?
Speaker 2: Most women think that if they're going out with a
Speaker 2: man one on one and date and getting a massage to.
Speaker 3: Depends on what your relationship is, though we don't have
Speaker 3: a relationship at all, Like this.
Speaker 2: Last night would date you if you now?
Speaker 3: I can tell now from last night she had a
Speaker 3: wonderful time. We wouldn't like we wouldn't we wouldn't leave
Speaker 3: each other, like we got into the music bag. Like
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like play me your deepest song,
Speaker 3: playing my deepest song, let's talk about it. I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean, I established meaningful connections with people, so I
Speaker 3: can see why it made.
Speaker 1: It feel like you master manipulator. I just like enjoying
Speaker 1: somebody else's company, you know what I mean? Like, I
Speaker 1: really really do know what you mean.
Speaker 2: But now that you know that she has feelings for you,
Speaker 2: you have to make it very clear that it's not
Speaker 2: like that, or she is going to get all wrapped
Speaker 2: up and keV knows.
Speaker 1: I think that's okay. Though all were with her. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. I kissed her at the end.
Speaker 4: We just.
Speaker 1: Date. Then it's still giving her little crumbs of hope.
Speaker 1: That's okay. But you don't want to be in a relationship, don't.
Speaker 1: I can't we just hang out? Why does everything have
Speaker 1: to be? Why not? Because caussing is like that's a
Speaker 1: form of intimacy.
Speaker 3: But if the vibe is there, if it leads to that,
Speaker 3: you don't go with it.
Speaker 1: Where does Chelsea figure into this story?
Speaker 3: Oh so I actually on Chelsea because I was out
Speaker 3: near like I guess where Chelsea hangs out. So I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, I'm going out with somebody. It's not
Speaker 3: like that, but give me somewhere good to eat. And
Speaker 3: she sent me some recommendation.
Speaker 1: Where did she?
Speaker 4: Where you go?
Speaker 1: So what's what's it called? Road? Roadside?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 3: So they walk and see and they sit us down
Speaker 3: brownie points. These ladies start staring at me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna, not gonna acknowledge.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll take her on a non day sometime. And
Speaker 1: the lady was like Kevin, and then the ladies, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like Ojo, what do you think of this spot?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Give me date vibes?
Speaker 2: The restaurant, well, I have gone there with Chelsea alone.
Speaker 2: I've gone there with Chelsea and the and the boys,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it can be both. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's a very nice restaurant. It's it's not I would
Speaker 2: call it romantic, but it can be.
Speaker 1: Did you guys sit on the same side at the
Speaker 1: table or how would you do that? That's awkward that time?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: So I can hear him if you touch you feeling,
Speaker 3: I feel like you can get all.
Speaker 1: Right, eight four four six six five six five four eight.
Speaker 1: What's up, Kylie? How you doing?
Speaker 4: But how are you?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: We're good, Kylie? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Good? Ken?
Speaker 3: I'm not we are you have two we are single.
Speaker 3: You have two single people who needed a massage and
Speaker 3: we went together.
Speaker 1: And yeah, the communication is key. What am I communicating?
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: I feel like, why am I communicating something before? I
Speaker 3: feel like it needs to be communicated, Like we don't
Speaker 3: even know anything yet. Why am I already setting boundaries?
Speaker 4: Well, you need to set boundaries if you don't think
Speaker 4: that you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna date or well I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know yet, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 3: that's not my intention. It couldn't be offering. If you
Speaker 3: enter a situation you just want to hang out with
Speaker 3: someone and he's automatically like, hey, before this goes anywhere,
Speaker 3: I don't want to date anybody, Like, bro, we not
Speaker 3: even I'm not even trying to date you.
Speaker 1: Like, let's just relax, okay, Okay, I get it, Kye, Kylie.
Speaker 2: Man, this guy has so many different definitions and explanations,
Speaker 2: definitions and accusations.
Speaker 1: We need we need a dictionary.
Speaker 2: Yes, false false, Thanks for the call, Kylie, have a
Speaker 2: great morning. What's up Amy? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Good morning? How are you good?
Speaker 1: What's happening? keV?
Speaker 3: I love you, but I am cussing you out so
Speaker 3: bad in my car right now.
Speaker 4: Don't play with that girl's emotions, dude, don't don't kiss
Speaker 4: her if you don't want that. You got my blood
Speaker 4: pressure up this morning at six twenty two am.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a mere lah on the lips.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: On the cheek. It started on the cheek and no, sir, no,
Speaker 1: And I've never gone and get a massage with anybody
Speaker 1: besides my.
Speaker 4: Fiance when we were dating.
Speaker 3: This was probably I want to say it was maybe
Speaker 3: my second massage of my life.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say my first massage.
Speaker 4: I think it was a.
Speaker 2: Couple of massage or you went separately.
Speaker 3: In individual rooms.
Speaker 1: We were in individual rooms. Did they call it a
Speaker 1: little less Yeah, but nobody.
Speaker 2: I don't know that you buy two individual massages or
Speaker 2: did you get the double massage?
Speaker 1: I called it a couple of massage.
Speaker 3: Okay, he called it a couple of massages when I
Speaker 3: when I went in, and that's how I said, may
Speaker 3: have you ready for our couple's massage and.
Speaker 1: Babe, you gotta have fun with life.
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 1: That's what the vibe called for. Amazing And I got
Speaker 1: naked naked for your massage. Oh yeah, I lady. I
Speaker 1: was like, can I take my draws off? She's like,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want? Was like that, Uh,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Justin? How you doing? Smojo on the
Speaker 1: morning show?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: What what's going on?
Speaker 4: Mojo?
Speaker 1: Buddy?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I can't mind gonna lie. They say maybe
Speaker 4: I'm a dog. Bro. You are You know when you
Speaker 4: when you when you when you said you want to
Speaker 4: go on the massage, You ain't going on the stop show.
Speaker 4: Best friend, my man, you know you know what's going
Speaker 4: on in the fact you're trying to play it crazy
Speaker 4: to give your wh.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: You got to do better, man, You got you got
Speaker 4: because I'll be rudined for you every morning. I'll be happy.
Speaker 4: I can't know what to be talking about but today,
Speaker 4: cause I ain't gonna lie to you. My brother. You
Speaker 4: was on the day, bro.
Speaker 1: This is where the line is.
Speaker 4: You was on the day. Bro. You kissed the good
Speaker 4: night and everything.
Speaker 1: I don't know why listen, I didn't I didn't touch anything.
Speaker 3: Though, does that count My hands state above the.
Speaker 4: Touch each other, so that means it's all like each other?
Speaker 1: Are there? Aren't there levels to kissing?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: It wasn't serious, you know what?
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, Arthur, I feel like if your hands
Speaker 3: stay above the waist or they don't touch anything.
Speaker 4: First date, this is our first date, right, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not I'm not even gonna say it was our first day.
Speaker 1: It was our first time.
Speaker 2: You know what we need? Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 2: We need to get her definition.
Speaker 4: Because we know you and live sprinting and everything. I
Speaker 4: don't know what.
Speaker 1: In the morning probably was it was.
Speaker 2: It was literally justin thanks buddy, what's up?
Speaker 1: Turn your radio down?
Speaker 4: Oh my bad, my bad, Hey cav don't let nobody
Speaker 4: hand you this man, because look I did the same
Speaker 4: thing a few weeks ago that they.
Speaker 1: Were slipped out on me.
Speaker 4: And I mean a couple of massages. It was just
Speaker 4: you know, get to.
Speaker 1: Nowhere, man, Thank you? You know, and how did the
Speaker 1: things go? Are you guys? Are you guys still.
Speaker 4: Talking that little kids? It's just a welcoming kids. You
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Are you still talking to that girl? Are you are
Speaker 2: you are you not hearing me, or you just don't
Speaker 2: want to answer that question.
Speaker 1: I heard you, mojn't look I communicate, you know, I
Speaker 1: communicate with Maybe it's the same girl, poor girl.
Speaker 4: I've been I've been playing in the snow since day one, and.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. This is why girls say that guys are listen. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't think they ain't all you're doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: Come on, stop playing this, go both ways, all right,
Speaker 2: it's Mojoe in the Morning Show.