Speaker 1: I got into a Facebook fight last night with a troll,
Speaker 1: and so I was I don't know how it showed
Speaker 1: up on my Facebook algorithm, but somebody posted a picture
Speaker 1: of an old Ford Pinto. This is an old Ford car.
Speaker 1: It was a classic back in the day. And I
Speaker 1: commented something. I said, Oh, that was my mom and
Speaker 1: dad had one. It was the first reliable car they
Speaker 1: ever owned. We had Volkswagens all the time, and they
Speaker 1: broke down all the time. Here comes this guy, well,
Speaker 1: Volkswagens ran forever. If you're if your dad would have
Speaker 1: taken care of it, and I'm like, well, my dad
Speaker 1: was a military guy, didn't have a lot of money,
Speaker 1: he had six kids to raise. He probably couldn't take
Speaker 1: it into the shop every week. Yeah, And he said, wow,
Speaker 1: it sounds like your dad could have done a whole
Speaker 1: lot better job with that car. And I'm like, you
Speaker 1: little B word, I said, I said something like, you know,
Speaker 1: like like I don't know, I said something moderately. Oh,
Speaker 1: I said, don't be a D word. That's what I said,
Speaker 1: don't be a D word. Why be a D word?
Speaker 1: I mean, why be a D word?
Speaker 2: You know what? Why?
Speaker 1: Why? And he said, well, it sounds like your dad
Speaker 1: had a lot of work on you that he didn't
Speaker 1: do either. And I'm like, what why do people? I
Speaker 1: think there are people that are powerless or feel powerless,
Speaker 1: or maybe that are a terrible marriage or job, and
Speaker 1: they feel like the only way they can feel powerful
Speaker 1: is to bully strangers on Facebook. I'm like, I only
Speaker 1: commented that my mom and dad loved their Ford pinto.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: That's kind of all. And I didn't start anything.
Speaker 3: Well, you're that's a grown man just talking about your dad, like,
Speaker 3: get a life pfile is.
Speaker 1: Of course I look, and I don't remember if I
Speaker 1: said there's It was one of those where you can
Speaker 1: only see you know, it's a closed profile, so you
Speaker 1: can see their profile picture. It's just like a sunset
Speaker 1: or a dog or something like that. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just got to learn to let things go. What
Speaker 1: did I do?
Speaker 3: Leave me alone? But in a little kid voice, gave me.
Speaker 1: A yon, got it? Good morning. We're going to run
Speaker 1: some situations by you and figure out which one you
Speaker 1: would rather do you.
Speaker 3: Ready, much, brothers?
Speaker 4: First off is would you rather have a romantic date
Speaker 4: with your partner or a girl's night or boys night out?
Speaker 3: Which would you choose? Dave?
Speaker 1: Can I pick weekend alone or night alone instead?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I would say date with my partner.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so excited about that.
Speaker 1: Well, I probably have boys that I go out with,
Speaker 1: so I would have to buy default. I would have
Speaker 1: to say date with.
Speaker 5: Fought opposite because I'm always with Alissa. So I could
Speaker 5: do a nice guys night out, do laser tag or something.
Speaker 1: What about you, Jenny?
Speaker 4: I would definitely do a if I had one, A
Speaker 4: romantic tap with my partner.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bailey, Girls' night? Okay, girls night?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Would you rather give up kissing or give up all sauces?
Speaker 3: Oh? Is this a forever situation? This is forever?
Speaker 1: You got to give up kissing? Or can you still
Speaker 1: make sweet sweet love without the kiss?
Speaker 3: You can do everything. There's just no lip to lip action.
Speaker 3: Oh then yeah, by kiss, no smoochiese.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Imagine having alger with no sauce, no hollandaise sauce, no
Speaker 5: a one steak sauce, no cane sauce.
Speaker 3: Or sauce on your nuggets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, goodbye kissing, I agree.
Speaker 3: Season sour cream, none of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I take the sauce, so you would give up kissing,
Speaker 4: and you'd give up kissing, yes, Oh my gosh, you guys,
Speaker 4: because it's the best.
Speaker 3: I definitely stick with the kissing. I like your dry food. No,
Speaker 3: I don't. I no, trust me.
Speaker 4: The amount of MAO I put on a sandwich yesterday
Speaker 4: was aggressive, and that sandwich would not have been the
Speaker 4: same without it.
Speaker 3: All right, last one we'll.
Speaker 4: Do here is would you never would you rather never
Speaker 4: be able to celebrate your birthday or have to throw
Speaker 4: a big, huge party every year for it?
Speaker 1: I never celebrate your birthday. I would do the big part. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I would do.
Speaker 3: That every year?
Speaker 1: Yeah, every year?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, I'd say big party.
Speaker 2: I have a friend who throws a big, big party
Speaker 2: for his birthday every single year, and people look forward
Speaker 2: to it, So that I would have the cool party
Speaker 2: that everyone looks forward to.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, you know I'm a birthday fiend.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I'm going big party, man, just because I
Speaker 5: want people to acknowledge me.
Speaker 1: What about you, Jenny?
Speaker 4: I think I think I would probably have to go
Speaker 4: big party too, only because I'd be so sad to
Speaker 4: never celebrate it. But ye, after I threw that Burning
Speaker 4: Man party a few years ago. I told myself, I
Speaker 4: will never do a big party again. It was like
Speaker 4: not fun. For well, it was fun, but like it
Speaker 4: was a lot of work.
Speaker 1: You're hosting and then you get together and.
Speaker 4: Stressed that everyone's having a good time. Yeah, so I
Speaker 4: said it never again. I don't need to have a
Speaker 4: big party for my birthday.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm a very interesting how did you do?
Speaker 1: Got to give a birthday shout out. Maddie is twenty
Speaker 1: years old today listening on her way to work before class.
Speaker 1: All day Maddie, hope you have a great twentieth birthday,
Speaker 1: and good morning Michelle, thanks for listening. Good morning to you,
Speaker 1: thanks for being here. On Katie would be twenty three
Speaker 1: eighty percent of us do this all the time, and
Speaker 1: we shouldn't do it. And if you catch somebody else
Speaker 1: doing it, you'll be like, gross, what are they doing?
Speaker 1: It's not picking your nose. In case you're wondering, twenty
Speaker 1: three percent of us, I do it all the time.
Speaker 1: I admit it, and we'll tell you about it next.
Speaker 1: On KDWO. Twenty three percent of men are guilty of this,
Speaker 1: but some women are guilty of it. To fifteen percent
Speaker 1: of women are guilty of it. What is it going
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and coming out without washing your hands?
Speaker 3: Gross?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Happy?
Speaker 1: Yes, it is national. There's Global hand Washing Day and
Speaker 1: seventy seven percent of Americans see they say they see
Speaker 1: other people leave the restroom without washing their hands. That
Speaker 1: is up from last year, so fewer people are washing
Speaker 1: their hands. Men are the biggest culprits. Eighty five percent
Speaker 1: of women say they always wash their hands in the
Speaker 1: public restroom, compared to seventy seven percent of men. Do
Speaker 1: you do it at home? If you're home and you
Speaker 1: go pete, do you go wash your hands?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel like if I walk out of the bathroom
Speaker 2: without washing my hands, I will have like a grime
Speaker 2: on my hands for the rest of time.
Speaker 3: So I have to wash the What did you.
Speaker 1: Touch in the bathroom while you were peen? Make your
Speaker 1: hands dirty?
Speaker 2: And I think it's just it's like the feeling of it,
Speaker 2: So I am I have to wash my hands in
Speaker 2: order to get that feeling to go away.
Speaker 4: Okay, I fairly, I'm the same. Yeah, I always wash
Speaker 4: my hands everywhere.
Speaker 5: It's weird that the study says they've caught people because
Speaker 5: usually that's the time when you make sure to wash
Speaker 5: our hands when you know someone else is in there.
Speaker 3: That way, this study can't exist.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, yeah, absolutely. And if like there's a
Speaker 1: coworker in the bathroom, you like make a big deal
Speaker 1: out of it. It's like, look at me, I'm using
Speaker 1: so you see me, right, how's it going, Craig washing
Speaker 1: my hands? Here?
Speaker 5: The people that lie and say that they always wash
Speaker 5: their hands, the same people that say they don't pe
Speaker 5: in the shadower.
Speaker 3: We all do it.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't get I kind of agree.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: There's another one that I wanted to pass along to
Speaker 1: you guys, and this is don't trust a person who blank.
Speaker 1: For example, don't trust a skinny food critic. Okay, if
Speaker 1: they're a food critic and they're skinny, they're not really
Speaker 1: enjoyed and imbibing in all these foods. So here's one.
Speaker 1: Don't trust a pastor who wears expensive shoes and watches.
Speaker 1: Don't trust a principal who is never a teacher. I
Speaker 1: have a lot of teachers that listen to the show.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's a true thing. Don't trust a tea,
Speaker 1: a principal who was never a teacher by the way, happy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: every he's heading out of town now, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: They do say that about like any kind of administration
Speaker 2: or people who do like professional development, who never wear teachers,
Speaker 2: and then teachers just hate those people.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Don't trust the scientists who says who cannot say,
Speaker 1: I don't know, because a good scientist knows they don't
Speaker 1: know everything. Mary kay. Don't trust a restaurant manager who
Speaker 1: has never wait at a table. I would, Jenny, would
Speaker 1: you agree with that one?
Speaker 3: I would agree with that one.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you get to that level, honestly,
Speaker 4: probably without waiting tables.
Speaker 1: But okay, this one says, I work in finance. The
Speaker 1: more a dude gels his hair, the more of a
Speaker 1: pain in the arse he's going to be to work with.
Speaker 1: So if he's got a lot of gel in his hair,
Speaker 1: he's going to be difficult to work with. Don't trust
Speaker 1: a plumber who bites his nails because he's got poop
Speaker 1: under his nails.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. It sounds like.
Speaker 1: I'm a contractor be warrey of a customer who claims
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. I can do what I'm
Speaker 1: paying you to do. So if it's like you're putting
Speaker 1: in a ceiling fan or you're putting up like you're
Speaker 1: finishing a basement, and the customer's like, I could do
Speaker 1: that myself, don't trust them.
Speaker 3: Don't trust them why because they're not going to pay you.
Speaker 1: Then I don't know that. I don't know. Similarly, don't
Speaker 1: trust an electrician with no eyebrows. And somebody else said
Speaker 1: I'm an electrician. Never trust an electrician who's never been shocked.
Speaker 1: So if you're working with electrician, you're like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's never been shocked. Don't trust him.
Speaker 3: Okay, show when was the last time you were shot?
Speaker 1: I guess so smart. Don't trust an IT person who
Speaker 1: hasn't caused an organization organization wide outage at least once.
Speaker 1: What So, in other words, if they're an IT person
Speaker 1: and they haven't like pushed you know, like the control
Speaker 1: a delete or whatever and shut everything down, don't trust them.
Speaker 1: But if they've done it more than five times, also,
Speaker 1: don't trust them. Is there a DJ one, and don't
Speaker 1: trust a DJ who wears shirts.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't really have one.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it's too inside but like, don't trust a
Speaker 4: DJ who's constantly posting photos of them with a celebrity.
Speaker 4: That doesn't mean that they're friends with that celebrity. Like
Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of DJs will post somebody
Speaker 4: famous and you see that, you're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: they must be friends with them whatever, and it's like, no,
Speaker 4: that person was just trying to promote their new album.
Speaker 1: No, they mean five and it's in a neat and
Speaker 1: Greek backstage. There's a kind of a joke in the business.
Speaker 1: It's like there's DJs whenever celebrity dies, they'll pull out
Speaker 1: a picture of them with that celebrity and post it.
Speaker 1: I don't really have anything against that. It's kind of like, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's say, like a big celebrity died and I had
Speaker 1: a picture of them. I might pull it out and
Speaker 1: post it, but I don't because we get shamed in
Speaker 1: the business for doing that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because when you post it, you also say like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're gone from this world.
Speaker 3: You and I were so close, And then with the
Speaker 3: in the arms up, that's what people are exactly.
Speaker 1: Nea starts tomorrow. If you're a teacher, you're probably working today,
Speaker 1: but you're not working tomorrow. Head to the airport. Remember,
Speaker 1: TSA is going to be a little slow because I
Speaker 1: think the TSA's workers are still working, but they're not
Speaker 1: getting paid right now, oh because of the government shutdown,
Speaker 1: so they're counting on back pay, which will happen, but
Speaker 1: right now there, so they'll probably be a little bit
Speaker 1: patient with your TSA people and follow their instructions and
Speaker 1: take your bottle of aquafina out and pour it out
Speaker 1: before you go through.
Speaker 3: I will be proud of me. I renewed my passport yesterday.
Speaker 1: How'd you do it? Id that easy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was honestly super easy. I just needed my old
Speaker 2: passport the number off of it, and I needed to
Speaker 2: take my picture out in the hallway here and I did.
Speaker 5: Crazy that technology is so advanced that you can do that.
Speaker 5: You don't have to go to like a CVS or
Speaker 5: Walgreens stech a picture taken.
Speaker 3: I just like I took the picture out here.
Speaker 2: They when I submitted it, it tracks it and it
Speaker 2: says like, Okay, it's not good enough or whatever, and
Speaker 2: it said my background wasn't white enough. So then I
Speaker 2: just edited it and made the background wider and it worked.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, No, I'm done. It's super easy things you
Speaker 1: learn here on the show.
Speaker 5: I'll go back to Emmy a real quick. Since that's happening.
Speaker 5: We're doing Friday night football tonight. We're gonna be at
Speaker 5: Maple Grove and it's the last one of the seasons,
Speaker 5: so I'm like bittersweet about it.
Speaker 3: But because it's like they're Friday tonight, yeah, since.
Speaker 5: Everybody will be off in a way, so go Crimson.
Speaker 5: I have no clue, so I me text in. But yeah,
Speaker 5: twenty five thousand dollars scholarship on the line tonight. Anybody
Speaker 5: could win it thanks to Saint Ben's Saint John's.
Speaker 1: So you see Vaughn come up and do the game
Speaker 1: and try to win that scholarship. Text messages the shout
Speaker 1: out to all the vet text it is National Vet
Speaker 1: Tech Week. That is. The woman that comes in or
Speaker 1: the guy that comes in is like, Okay, how's little
Speaker 1: Sparky doing well? Sparky's been throwing up and not eating
Speaker 1: for the cat. So then they'll like, you know, take
Speaker 1: his temperature whatever they do, and then the VET comes
Speaker 1: in and takes credit for everything. Yeah, I'm joking. The
Speaker 1: VET deserves all the credits, she gets so happy Vet
Speaker 1: Tech week.
Speaker 3: All right, we need.
Speaker 1: A sing along song. If you've got an idea for
Speaker 1: a sing along song, then text it into katiewb one
Speaker 1: five three nine two one like something you just want
Speaker 1: to scream sing along with, kind of boost your mood.
Speaker 1: We do it every morning around this time. Send me
Speaker 1: a couple of ideas that Katie WB one, we'll do
Speaker 1: the sing along. All right, what do we choose for
Speaker 1: the sing along song of the day? Guys?
Speaker 4: We went with something that you can scream along to,
Speaker 4: especially if you've gone through heartbreak, I think. But it's
Speaker 4: Jordan's Sparks Battlefield.
Speaker 1: The singalong song of the day. Thanks for the text
Speaker 1: on katiewdb texcellent choice. Thanks to whoever texted that went in.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that one. Really good song. Kind of one
Speaker 1: of those forgotten songs. It was big back in two
Speaker 1: three four or something like that. Five seven maybe later
Speaker 1: that Vaught had a experienced yesterday at the dentist.
Speaker 3: First of all, it should not take three hours for
Speaker 3: a cleaning.
Speaker 1: What would it take? Was it your teeth that bad?
Speaker 3: I think it was.
Speaker 5: I think it was only one doctor dentist, so I
Speaker 5: think he just kept going around in a lot of waiting.
Speaker 3: Then yes, but it was so annoying.
Speaker 5: But anyway, Yeah, I my third biggest fear in life
Speaker 5: is going to the dentist.
Speaker 3: I can call my mom right now. She'll tell you.
Speaker 5: When I was younger, they used to have to actually
Speaker 5: strap me down.
Speaker 3: To the chair thing because I would squirm and scream.
Speaker 5: I hated it, and I went yesterday for the first
Speaker 5: time in six seven years.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of common because when you're young
Speaker 1: and go off of mom and dad's insurance, it's kind
Speaker 1: of one of those things that you can let slide.
Speaker 1: And I'm not encouraging that you do, but I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dentist was nice.
Speaker 5: They said that I have three cavities and one of
Speaker 5: them is on my wisdom tooth, which is not a
Speaker 5: good thing. They try to start throwing around all the
Speaker 5: big words like oh, you're gonna get I think it's
Speaker 5: called Perry and doon titis, which is some disease. It
Speaker 5: was like there might there might be localized gum disease.
Speaker 5: All the things that try to scare me so that
Speaker 5: I can get more. But I do need to get
Speaker 5: work done to my teeth, and they said that I
Speaker 5: need to get my wisdom teeth out there.
Speaker 1: Very common. I mean, Carson Heit, you're right around the
Speaker 1: age when I had mine done, I was probably twenty one.
Speaker 1: You're twenty four. Carson is twenty two or when he
Speaker 1: got his done. It's a very common thing.
Speaker 5: I asked the doctor, well a couple things he was
Speaker 5: telling me about it, and he was like, do you
Speaker 5: want to be do you want to be awake for it?
Speaker 5: I was like, Doc, if you don't put me to
Speaker 5: f to sleep, I said that verbade him.
Speaker 3: I was like, knock me out please. He laughed, and
Speaker 3: then I was like, I need you to keep a
Speaker 3: straight with me.
Speaker 5: On a scale from one to ten, how bad is
Speaker 5: the wisdom tooth surgery? Because you see all the videos
Speaker 5: on TikTok on people that are dead. But then I've like,
Speaker 5: my dad got his two of them out and then
Speaker 5: went to work the next day.
Speaker 1: So it depends on the situation. I think sometimes they're
Speaker 1: what they call impacted, where they're actually growing behind another tooth.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it means. Yeah, because mine were
Speaker 1: some of them were. I only had three. The fourth
Speaker 1: one never formed, but one of them was growing sideways,
Speaker 1: and so they had to move. They had to go
Speaker 1: in and cut the roots off and before they could
Speaker 1: pull it out. And so it wasn't horrible, but it
Speaker 1: certainly wasn't pleasant. Bailey's was pretty easy.
Speaker 3: I thought mine was not that bad.
Speaker 2: Granted, my wisdom teeth had like broken through my gums,
Speaker 2: but to the point where they were just four more
Speaker 2: teeth that I had before I got them taken out.
Speaker 2: And for me, it was just like I did it
Speaker 2: over spring break in college, and I maybe was out
Speaker 2: kind of like on pain medications, in and out of
Speaker 2: sleep for a day, and then just like cleaning out
Speaker 2: the dry sockets was gross after that, because you have
Speaker 2: to do that for like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I remember the first thing was I didn't have dry sockets.
Speaker 1: That's usually a bad thing, but I had to have
Speaker 1: gaw in my mouth, and so I still remember the
Speaker 1: sensation of gauze up against my tongue, and then I
Speaker 1: would try to drink like I remember it is a
Speaker 1: strawberry milkshake, and trying and the flavor of the medical
Speaker 1: gauze mixed with the strawberry milkshake lingers in my brain
Speaker 1: all these years later, now, she no, I.
Speaker 4: Didn't have a great experience of mine. I think I
Speaker 4: had dry sockets and all that good stuff. And my
Speaker 4: mom wasn't a fan of having like pay medication, so
Speaker 4: I don't think she really let me take it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so terrified.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll be fine, No dentist. On my third biggest fear,
Speaker 5: somebody just texted. They said I was awake from my
Speaker 5: teeth removal. What is that like to tell you I was?
Speaker 3: Here's what I do.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are. I was awake,
Speaker 1: but they gave you nitrous oxide, which makes you just
Speaker 1: you don't care. You don't care, And so I remember
Speaker 1: it was really weird. There was a young dentist in
Speaker 1: training and she was peering over my dentist's shoulder, And
Speaker 1: the one visual I have is looking up at her
Speaker 1: face peering down into my mouth over and I can
Speaker 1: still picture her. She was probably twenty five years old,
Speaker 1: peering over my dentist's shoulder. But I was awake through
Speaker 1: the entire thing. Didn't bother me. But I will remember.
Speaker 1: I remember this one. When they're sawing the roots off
Speaker 1: your teeth, stop, bro Smoke curls out of your mouth.
Speaker 3: Stop.
Speaker 1: It's like a cigarette burning in an ash tray. Smoke
Speaker 1: was curling out of my mouth. I'm not making this
Speaker 1: up unless unless I dreamed it, which I don't think
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 4: It might be some better technology nowadays that you won't
Speaker 4: see that if you're partially awake for it on. But
Speaker 4: it's the actual procedure is not bad.
Speaker 3: No, I'm so worried.
Speaker 5: Well, like I said, I have three cavities which I
Speaker 5: have to get feelings for first, and then the wisdom
Speaker 5: teeth surgery, which I'm just I'm terrified for. Also because
Speaker 5: I mean, Bailey, you were working. I guess at the
Speaker 5: history you weren't working here at that point. The doctor
Speaker 5: was like, oh yeah, after like maybe three or four days,
Speaker 5: you probably could go back to work. And I was like,
Speaker 5: I need to know that because my mouth is this
Speaker 5: sounds crazy my instrument for work. I need to talk,
Speaker 5: you know, I need to make sure sound Finn do
Speaker 5: it over winter break, Yeah, that'll probably be it. They
Speaker 5: were like, you want to come next Tuesday. I was like, no,
Speaker 5: I don't have days Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be out.
Speaker 1: Well, good luck with that. It's something that pretty much
Speaker 1: everybody goes through. It's not that bad. It used to
Speaker 1: be a tradition, like like standard when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: get your tonsils taken out. Yeah, But now nobody out
Speaker 1: there like, oh you're a you're ten years old. Oh
Speaker 1: she's going to get her tonsils taken out. I never had,
Speaker 1: but that was a standard thing. And then I think
Speaker 1: they realized you don't need to do that same thing
Speaker 1: with your appendix. People aren't geting a appendicitis anymore. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not eating us, not sure. Let's have Monster the
Speaker 1: pod a little bit before we get into Dave's dirt,
Speaker 1: and then you're never more than thirty minutes away from
Speaker 1: another chance to fly out to see Sabrina Carpenter in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles launch.
Speaker 3: Ranch dressing makes food worse than it does. That's more
Speaker 3: food than it saves. So you like it or you
Speaker 3: don't know. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: I hate it. The branches the go to dressing. Go
Speaker 1: to the garbage dressing. No, it is shame on you.
Speaker 1: Ranch is the go to. And not only it is
Speaker 1: it great for your salad. It's great for chicken strips,
Speaker 1: it's great on pizza. It is the only salad dressing
Speaker 1: you would never put balsam, balsamic or vinegarette on your
Speaker 1: pizza or dunk your canes into it. You take that back.
Speaker 3: No, ranch is not good.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: Branches stands alone. Man, it's bad branch and I think
Speaker 5: blue cheese. I don't get either one whenever I go.
Speaker 5: Whenever I go to like a Buffalo Wild Wings, I'd
Speaker 5: be like, which one do you want? I'd be like,
Speaker 5: I literally do that each time anything. No, that's why
Speaker 5: I put you get sauce on them. I'll get my
Speaker 5: older honey barbecue. That's the sauce alone.
Speaker 1: Why am I telling me you go to Buffalo Wild
Speaker 1: Wings and you get like spicy garlic and you don't
Speaker 1: dunk it in the ranch or the blue cheese.
Speaker 3: Not Never get out.
Speaker 1: Of my life.
Speaker 5: Why would I fornicate sauces there's already a sauce on.
Speaker 1: It, because it's kind of like a magical combination that
Speaker 1: God himself created.
Speaker 3: I don't have that much confusion in my mouth. Is
Speaker 3: it ranch? Is it honey barbecue? Pick one? And I
Speaker 3: choose honey barbecue.
Speaker 1: Oh you are so? You have such little boy taste buds. Really, dude,
Speaker 1: little boy taste buds. You remind me of Carson when
Speaker 1: he would get cheese sticks mozzarella sticks and not dunk
Speaker 1: it in the marinera and I'm like, Carson, you're missing out.
Speaker 1: That's the best combination.
Speaker 3: Wow that Wow.
Speaker 5: I feel like if you put a sauce on something.
Speaker 5: I think I said this before once with I don't know,
Speaker 5: but if you put a sauce on something, it ruins
Speaker 5: the food itself, or the food has to be so
Speaker 5: bad that you need a sauce to accompany you A
Speaker 5: one sauce. That's what I said it with I don't
Speaker 5: put a one sauce on my steak, and you guys
Speaker 5: were like, h no, I.
Speaker 3: Agree with that.
Speaker 4: Anything fantastic by itself to each his own.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do put a one on my steak
Speaker 1: sauce and the waiter always gets upset. But it's like,
Speaker 1: can I get some a one? And they give me
Speaker 1: a little look like you fifth you trash, get out
Speaker 1: of here, but they always go get it. And it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I paid forty two, forty two dollars
Speaker 1: for this steak. I'll indeed it ed it the way
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 5: If Ranch was good, they wouldn't have to make different
Speaker 5: types of ranch because they have spicy ranch, Chipotle ranch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good to learn the fun of variety. No,
Speaker 3: it's like cranberry juice. Nobody drinks cranberry juice. That's why
Speaker 3: we go to the store. You see cran apple cran
Speaker 3: ary tracked.
Speaker 1: What they said. All right, let's do the dirt on
Speaker 1: kd WB. Now the news that has Hollywood talking Dave's
Speaker 1: dirt on Katie w B. So, Kylie Jenner's kind of
Speaker 1: getting roasted because, you know, it's not like she's not
Speaker 1: doing enough. She's already a billionaire billionaire, but all these
Speaker 1: greedy billionaires that you know, you you love and you
Speaker 1: hate them. At the same time, she is expanding her
Speaker 1: career into music. Yeah. So she's did a guest vocal
Speaker 1: on a pop song called Fourth Strike, and she's getting
Speaker 1: roasted for all the electronic enhancement that is added. You
Speaker 1: guys want to hear it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 6: On My Thoughts one stripe two straight, let me get
Speaker 6: the moon right. I just want to tell you I'm
Speaker 6: so touch me baby, tell me I'm your baby. Write
Speaker 6: your name over my body.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you I haven't
Speaker 1: heard such a bad song since Tarty for the party,
Speaker 1: Yeah don't.
Speaker 3: I'm two at the bows. I'm waiting for this day,
Speaker 3: this weekend. Celebrate looking like a girl, cover Diamonds and Burrows.
Speaker 1: Take the bends up for Name one, and maybe there
Speaker 1: is one somewhere and I should know myself. Name one
Speaker 1: celebrity that's been famous for something else that got into
Speaker 1: music and people said, oh, that's good.
Speaker 3: Is there Anybodyiley Cyrus? Was she an actor first?
Speaker 1: I think she was one of those that was probably
Speaker 1: an actor singer, like like like Ryan Gosling, grew up
Speaker 1: taking dancing and acting and singing lessons.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say that. What about same thing? I
Speaker 2: don't know, same thing. Were they actors first? That's the
Speaker 2: only thing the first I think. Yeah. But even so,
Speaker 2: not like a Kardashian, like a social light that turned
Speaker 2: into something better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like, Okay, it's bad. We all know
Speaker 1: it's bad.
Speaker 4: Will Smith Kevin Fetline, if you remember him at all,
Speaker 4: he used to be married to Britney Spears. They have
Speaker 4: children together. Well, he's kind of going around doing a
Speaker 4: pressed tour right now for his new book You thought
Speaker 4: You knew, and he was talking about some concerns he
Speaker 4: has for Brittany.
Speaker 7: I'm absolutely, as a father, terrified that one day I
Speaker 7: might wake up and my sons are gonna have to
Speaker 7: deal with the unimagined them.
Speaker 3: I kind of have to sound the alarm that.
Speaker 7: I truly feel that, somehow, some way, I just wish
Speaker 7: that their mom would get help. What's going on now,
Speaker 7: and I'm not going to get into details because I'm
Speaker 7: not going to just expose her personal life, but it's
Speaker 7: ten times worse than anything that I've said in my book.
Speaker 7: I've stayed with my mouth shut for the sake of
Speaker 7: my family. I've tried to help my sons build a
Speaker 7: relationship with their mother, and I pray to God every
Speaker 7: day that she gets the help that she needs or
Speaker 7: wakes up and realizes.
Speaker 3: And you have two.
Speaker 7: Sons right there in front of you that are screaming
Speaker 7: for a life with you, the same that they have
Speaker 7: with the rest of their family. At the end of
Speaker 7: the day, I just want Brittany to be around for
Speaker 7: her children.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, I think the Leave Britney Alone
Speaker 1: campaign was probably misguided because I don't think Brittany the
Speaker 1: free Brittany whatever it was. And the guy that was like,
Speaker 1: leave Brittany. You know, I really think that was kind
Speaker 1: of misguided because we didn't know. I mean, if somebody
Speaker 1: is everybody surrounds them says they need help, they need help,
Speaker 1: chances are they need help. I mean, people aren't walking
Speaker 1: around you Bailey saying oh Bailey needs help, Bailey needs help.
Speaker 1: But we all know somebody is, like, man, I hope somebody.
Speaker 1: We get an email almost every day from a listener
Speaker 1: I don't even know. They listen to the show, and
Speaker 1: they send probably ten emails a day, rambling, rambling, rambling,
Speaker 1: nonsensic old copied to fifty other people and my I
Speaker 1: never answered them. But I always hope, man, I hope
Speaker 1: that somebody around them is like keeping an eye on them.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know though, I will say that at least like
Speaker 2: on the other side, like the not Britney side, the
Speaker 2: people who kind of, you know, put her in precarious
Speaker 2: positions too, like they're not saints either, just because they
Speaker 2: wanted to have her.
Speaker 1: In a you're talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So like I think there was kind of
Speaker 2: it's not great people on all sides sort of thing.
Speaker 2: So it's just not a great situation period. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: bringing it back to Kim Kardashian because her skims brand
Speaker 2: just released a line of micro string thongs with faux
Speaker 2: pubic hair attached.
Speaker 1: Now, if you need a description, of course, I had
Speaker 1: to go on Instagram and look, did you look at it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I looked at them.
Speaker 2: So there's twelve, there's twelve to two from in shades
Speaker 2: of brown, blonde, black, and red with either curly or
Speaker 2: straight faux hair, and they're all They're each thirty two dollars.
Speaker 3: What's wild to me is that they are sold out.
Speaker 2: And so if you look them up, honestly, it looks
Speaker 2: it looks like a comedy thing. It doesn't look real
Speaker 2: like a bit. It does look like a bit. And
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, okay, is she trolling us?
Speaker 6: Like what?
Speaker 3: Why are these a thing? In general?
Speaker 2: Who like was sitting around the meeting table and you're like,
Speaker 2: you know what we should do well? Microthongs with pubic hair.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I mean. I had to look
Speaker 1: it up. It's on her Instagram. But they're tiny, tiny
Speaker 1: little thong bikinis. Yeah, that obviously would not cover the
Speaker 1: full area, but the full area is covered with faux hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that what they're called?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never heard that word before, but
Speaker 1: somebody texted that the here's comments on Instagram. Kimberly, please
Speaker 1: show me your market research. Who asked for this?
Speaker 3: Yes, but they're so out.
Speaker 5: But if Taylor Swift put this out, the same thing
Speaker 5: and nobody would complain.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think it's just the fact that it's Kim Kardashian
Speaker 4: names on it, it's her brand.
Speaker 3: I think that's why people want it.
Speaker 1: And evidently people are buying them. So no, they're sold
Speaker 1: out exactly. But does somebody says, please tell me why
Speaker 1: these are out of stock? Who is buying? I think
Speaker 1: people who would buy anything. God, I hope that doesn't
Speaker 1: become a trend. Next summer, you go down to the
Speaker 1: community pool and here it comes Alice and she's wearing
Speaker 1: a Kim Kardashian thong with faux hair.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's just underwear, though it's not the same people
Speaker 4: are gonna wear as a swimsuit.
Speaker 3: No, you don't know.
Speaker 1: Thought they were swimsuits, No underwear.
Speaker 2: Somebody else did or comment on this Instagram saying, I
Speaker 2: just googled the date to make sure it's not April first,
Speaker 2: because it does feel like a period.
Speaker 1: It kind of does, doesn't it. Yeah? Right.
Speaker 5: Jajack Gunn, who was a co CEO of DC Studios,
Speaker 5: He's done Guardians at the Galaxy, Superman all that he
Speaker 5: had to direct his wife in a movie kissing John Cena,
Speaker 5: and obviously he was uncomfortable comfortable about it, he said quote,
Speaker 5: and so it was just the whole thing was kind
Speaker 5: of weird before it happened.
Speaker 3: I was uncomfortable about it.
Speaker 5: Admittedly, I was like, I don't want to do this,
Speaker 5: but once we were doing it, I didn't give an
Speaker 5: s understandably. So I don't think if my partner was
Speaker 5: an actor or an actress, I could handle that.
Speaker 1: Really, why not?
Speaker 5: I know that it's work, but I feel like maybe
Speaker 5: a kiss is fine, but if it furthered into like
Speaker 5: something else, like a loving scene, I feel like there's
Speaker 5: a level of intimacy there that not real.
Speaker 3: But you have to get into character, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wouldn't bother me at all. I think it
Speaker 1: like me, Yeah, I wouldn't care at all if Susan
Speaker 1: was like an actor or something and she had that
Speaker 1: like she did Community theater she had to do a
Speaker 1: bed scene with some local yokel I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2: I'd be like a bed scene in a community with
Speaker 2: a scene. You know what, Fiddler on the Roof has
Speaker 2: a bed scene, so bad scene. She got into Fiddler
Speaker 2: on the Roof, susan't it? Congratulations?
Speaker 1: This was conjecture, oh imagination? Yeah, not a real thing.
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Speaker 1: it was a couple of years ago, there was a
Speaker 1: couple of Good Morning America hosts that got fired because
Speaker 1: they were rumored to be canoodling. And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: we're not a couple, we're not conoodling, But they fired them.
Speaker 1: Guess what. They are now engaged to get married.
Speaker 4: And they are sharing with all of you that we
Speaker 4: are engaged, and we've been engaged for just about a
Speaker 4: month now.
Speaker 8: Yes, we're actually surprised that we're just now talking about it.
Speaker 8: We wanted to let you all know before anybody else
Speaker 8: was able to. We've learned that lesson. I guess in
Speaker 8: the past they should have kept this in the drafts.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, they just I wouldn't. I
Speaker 3: mean it was a big old thing because they were
Speaker 3: married to other people. Oh, I know that much attention,
Speaker 3: and they were co hosts on the show.
Speaker 5: But I will say I think they're exues because now
Speaker 5: they're obviously divorced from their other partners.
Speaker 3: I think they're dating now each other. I think that's true.
Speaker 3: That sounds like that of Google that movie made. I mean,
Speaker 3: in the end, everybody's happy, right, I guess it all
Speaker 3: worked out.
Speaker 1: I think everybody's happier after a divorce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean unless they weren't a part of it.
Speaker 1: It says yes, yeah, good point papers.
Speaker 5: At homes and amy Robox ex spouses and they says
Speaker 5: their names are dating each other. They confirmed the relationship
Speaker 5: in a public red carpet debut in December twenty twenty four.
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