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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, And welcome to Real Labs on Real

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Speaker 1: Radio one or four point one. I'm your host, mister

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Speaker 1: James John and we are your night Capital Comedy.

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Speaker 2: That's right, baby.

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Speaker 1: If you're on your way to work, we're gonna give

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Speaker 1: you what you need to get you through your shift.

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Speaker 1: You're on your way home, We're gonna give you a

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Speaker 1: couple of lasts before you have to go in and

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Speaker 1: face the family.

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Speaker 2: I'm joining Virtual Studio by my.

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Speaker 1: Brothers, my comedians in arms, because it's a war out here.

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Speaker 1: First off, the man who helped start this all those

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Speaker 1: many years ago, Miguel Cologne. Don't you forget about the

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Speaker 1: junior because he knows who his daddy is, Miguel.

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Speaker 2: What's going on at the castle, baby.

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Speaker 3: Not much, man.

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Speaker 4: I just want to give a shout out to Kevin Dean.

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Speaker 4: I did his room at Secrets Hideaway. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 4: a fire ass room. It was packed, packed, packed, and

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Speaker 4: that audience came to laugh and it was crazy because

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Speaker 4: it's a lifestyle resort.

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Speaker 3: So it's like swingers and there's a table.

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Speaker 4: These people had to be like sixty five years old

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Speaker 4: and and they were out there and I was telling him,

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Speaker 4: I was like, Yo, this is someone's mem like somebody

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Speaker 4: it's like, you know, it's like it's like nine thirty

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Speaker 4: and they're like, should we call mem Like no, you

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Speaker 4: know she's asleep.

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Speaker 3: No she's not.

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Speaker 4: She getting spit roasted by two man Dingo's, you know,

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Speaker 4: and then she chot ou sliding.

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Speaker 2: God damn.

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Speaker 3: I said, you don't want to you don't want You

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Speaker 3: don't want to know that your grandma is in an

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Speaker 3: Eifel tower.

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Speaker 4: And and you know, she getting she getting rammed up,

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Speaker 4: and all she's thinking is Harold, Harold Tomorrow's Veronica's birthday.

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Speaker 4: You know, she wants to go see the petting zoo.

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Speaker 4: And he's like he's like working it from the back

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Speaker 4: of the little girl, such a sweet angel. You know,

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Speaker 4: that's think Kevin at least never did. I said, I said, oh.

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Speaker 3: You got crochet condoms.

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Speaker 2: Damn not crochet amish condoms? Was it? Was? It like

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Speaker 2: the actual place itself was in ye.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful place, man. I mean, I mean they put a

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Speaker 4: I mean they charged a lot of money for these

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Speaker 4: people to come out there and do their things, so

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Speaker 4: they you know, they give them their value. And I

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Speaker 4: had been there years ago, because I did the I

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Speaker 4: hosted when TWU Lac Crew was there like thirteen years ago,

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Speaker 4: and my own boy John Callahan owns the place. I

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Speaker 4: just I haven't been, you know, in years. I haven't

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Speaker 4: done a show there because before people were running comedy

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Speaker 4: was there that were like okay, whatever, you know, Ron

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Speaker 4: Chapman had a show out there, you know, So it's

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Speaker 4: like that. But Kevin Dean is a solid comedian. He's

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Speaker 4: a great young comedian. And every room that Kevin Dean

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Speaker 4: puts on is a fire room. And so that's something

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Speaker 4: I would like to tell anybody out there who wants

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Speaker 4: to do comedy. I did Secrets Hideaway years ago when

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Speaker 4: somebody who was running it, not the venue themselves, but

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Speaker 4: the person who was running it didn't put any effort

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Speaker 4: into making it a good comedy show. And now I

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Speaker 4: did it when Kevin Dean's running it, and it's an

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Speaker 4: amazing comedy show because because the venue, there is some

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Speaker 3: If it sucks, it sucks it.

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Speaker 4: But if a place doesn't suck, you can still make

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Speaker 4: the show suck by not putting the effort into it.

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Speaker 4: And Kevin Dean put effort into making Secrets, Hideaways, Monthly show,

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Speaker 4: a dope show, and I was really I was really impressed.

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Speaker 3: I had a great time. It was a great audience.

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Speaker 4: And so yeah, you know, like, if if you ever

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Speaker 4: see a show going on by four o seven Kevin

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Speaker 4: Kevin Dean, I would recommend going, even if it's a

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Speaker 4: hookah lounge because I have done his hook a Lounge

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Speaker 4: twice and I don't do hook o lounges.

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Speaker 3: I don't do man.

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Speaker 4: I walk in, I walk in, I see a fat

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Speaker 4: caterpillar smoking some hookas a god damn it got me

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Speaker 4: again because hook a lounges always lie with their name.

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Speaker 4: They always lie with their name.

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Speaker 3: They're like, you want to go?

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Speaker 4: You want to go to Blue Missed Ultra Lounge. And

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Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, what it's like. They're like, oh, it's

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Speaker 4: a nice little ultra grown folks hanging out. I'm like yeah,

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Speaker 4: and I walk in there. Heay, mother, welcome to Blue

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Speaker 4: Miss Ultra Lounge. I'm like you, mother, mother, you know

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Speaker 4: you got me in the Gaza strip over here smoking

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Speaker 4: with a mother.

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Speaker 2: You want to Jordanian hot Dog?

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Speaker 3: Come on, mother, brother, You and Jordanian hot Dog may

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Speaker 3: not a chickpea.

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Speaker 2: Funny. That's a funny thing about comedy too. Man.

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Speaker 1: They will put a comedy club anywhere, Bonkers will anywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I had to walk through a whole playing Parenthood protest

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Speaker 4: to get to one of my bonkers. They were like,

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Speaker 4: babies have fingernails at two months.

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Speaker 3: I said, I'm just I'm just trying to do a

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Speaker 3: hot forty five for bro.

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Speaker 4: If you can order a sandwich, not a side.

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Speaker 3: That's a good room.

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Speaker 2: Movie theaters bowling.

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Speaker 4: Still playing, movie's still playing. I'm like, so the movie

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Speaker 4: goes stop. They're like, nah, just be quiet.

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Speaker 2: What? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: My favorite when you're on stage doing the show in

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Speaker 5: the theater movie theater and then the movie next to

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Speaker 5: you is loud. I'm like, yeah, businessness, that father of

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Speaker 5: Orlando comedy.

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Speaker 2: Today, you got a new nickname. This is a rickety Boles.

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Speaker 5: He got zooks exact get my dad's effects. So yeah,

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Speaker 5: I agree with you, Miguel. Amazing comedians put together amazing

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Speaker 5: rooms because you.

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Speaker 2: Amazed comedians put on the amazing rooms.

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Speaker 5: Because you ever noticed when you go do a bad room,

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Speaker 5: that comedian running it is usually a terrible comic. Correct

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Speaker 5: thereto comic. But that for four seven Kevin and Jary Wright.

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Speaker 5: Dem two bugs put on some of the best and

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Speaker 5: they're good comics. They're good comics they put on they

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Speaker 5: put together good shows.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: But go go do a room and it's band and

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Speaker 5: say who put this together? And you'll be like, oh

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Speaker 5: comedian comedian guys.

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Speaker 4: Jarry Wright had me do a show on the number

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Speaker 4: forty one bus. I said, what I said, I'm not here,

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Speaker 4: it's five hundred.

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Speaker 3: I walked in there.

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Speaker 4: The girl was like, do you want bottle service? He said, yeah, man,

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Speaker 4: we're getting off on Cimarron too, so you can do

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Speaker 4: a double feature. You can do a hookah lounge. I said,

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Speaker 4: I'll do a bus show. I'm not doing a hookah libe.

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Speaker 4: I'm a real comedian.

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Speaker 3: I'm a real comedian.

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Speaker 4: I came up in the Bonkers era a while which

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Speaker 4: aisle of the CBS are we doing the show?

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Speaker 5: This dude said he was at a hookah bar on

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Speaker 5: the Gaza Strip.

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Speaker 2: Come on, they just open gossip.

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Speaker 3: I know, man.

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Speaker 4: They were like, welcome back show, put your old hostage

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Speaker 4: for free drink.

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Speaker 1: Hey bop, let me ask you all the question man,

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Speaker 1: because everybody's talking about it in the comedy community. I

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Speaker 1: want to get you guys' take on it, because I

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Speaker 1: know y'all got an opinion. What do you think about

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Speaker 1: that comedy festival that went on over overseas for the

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Speaker 1: Saudi government and a lot of the famous comedians we

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Speaker 1: know and love and respect went over there and actually

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Speaker 1: did it? Do you guys judge them or you don't

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Speaker 1: get sick?

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Speaker 4: I think I think honestly, I have no place to

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Speaker 4: judge anyone who was given an opportunity that I do

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Speaker 4: not know how I'm going to react to because I

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Speaker 4: have done shows for fifteen hundred dollars and been like,

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Speaker 4: but this wing of the Klan isn't so extreme, Miguel.

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Speaker 2: You joking? But we did a show.

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Speaker 4: We didn't even know what they were. They were like,

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Speaker 4: we're the proud Boys.

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Speaker 3: I said, he mande whatever.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we tell you that we did a show.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I was gonna bring it up, but dude,

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Speaker 5: real talk with somebody that booked me to do a gig,

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Speaker 5: And y'all know real lads don't do politics.

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Speaker 2: We don't do We've had.

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Speaker 3: We don't even vote.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't even vote. Neither one of us are registered.

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Speaker 4: Bro, I'm gonna say this one day I was I

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Speaker 4: voted for and for Trump.

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Speaker 3: I was like, let's eat us out.

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Speaker 2: I'm still doing writing in votes for Obama. Brother, what

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Speaker 2: are you talking?

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Speaker 4: Pro?

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Speaker 2: I went and did a show, write.

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Speaker 3: And Marry and Barry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I did a show and I didn't know the

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Speaker 5: dude was. It was supposed to be the charity event.

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Speaker 5: So I went and did the show fifteen hundred and

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Speaker 5: it was like a bright ring Republican.

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Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't know the person. Then the person

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Speaker 5: I'm like, bro, you know I don't do politics, So

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Speaker 5: don't take a picture of me, don't post no video

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Speaker 5: on meat.

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Speaker 2: I don't want nobody.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I gotta punch you in the face before I.

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Speaker 3: Got this look real.

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Speaker 2: Because here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I came through the conclusion, Yes, the Saudi government does

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Speaker 1: rights over there and people are taking advantage of But

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Speaker 1: are you gonna punish the people who would love to

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Speaker 1: get some comedy in their life because they could really

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Speaker 1: use it, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I think it is this. I think it is this

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Speaker 2: performing for the people, not the government.

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Speaker 4: I understand I understand where people are coming at for this.

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Speaker 4: I just have no right because I know right now,

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Speaker 4: if North Korea said, hey, do you try and make

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Speaker 4: twenty five hundred, I say, first of all, Imperial Leader,

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Speaker 4: I heard you don't even poop.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing, you know, ah, fly me out.

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Speaker 4: So I'm not in a position where people are can

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Speaker 4: be like, oh, so you're not in a position.

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Speaker 3: To have a moral compass.

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Speaker 4: Sure, guys, but I've never been put in a situation

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Speaker 4: like that, and I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know what I would do.

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Speaker 4: And I understand you could be like, hey, man, Bill Burr,

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Speaker 4: how are you gonna do this?

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Speaker 3: How you gonna do this? Hey?

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Speaker 2: You know, man V.

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Speaker 4: Davison, they kills your parents? How you go to your dad?

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Speaker 4: How you gonna do this? I get it.

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Speaker 3: All I'm gonna say is my honesty, got opinion on.

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Speaker 4: This would be hypocritical if I tried to pretend that

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Speaker 4: I was on some high horse of what I would

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Speaker 4: do in this situation, because, as I said, I'm performing

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Speaker 4: in movie theaters and feminine productiles of cvs.

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Speaker 1: So you know, especially when you're faced with the dilemma

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just I know personally, I have not

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Speaker 1: You know, because you know what, I like, Miguel paying

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Speaker 3: Hey.

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Speaker 4: First of all, sometimes I'm like, hey, man, I don't know,

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Speaker 4: we have an interesting justice system here. Maybe we should

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Speaker 4: just be cutting hands off of people because they, you know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Look at these thick of the yag zooks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they had it coming.

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Speaker 5: But when I when I was on social media, I

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Speaker 3: That's what I don't want to be, and that's what

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, some open micro, some open micro.

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Speaker 5: That was it that was performing at the Falcon last week,

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Speaker 5: telling reoral famous comedians what they should do with They're like, man,

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Speaker 5: shut up, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Man, I can't. I can't call it either, Miguel.

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Speaker 1: I honestly took a look at myself and asked myself

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that part I'm not going I'm not. I didn't care.

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Speaker 4: Listen, the Saudi government was found there's an audio tape

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Speaker 3: I'm a hypocrite. Yeah, there's bigger things if you are.

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Speaker 4: People that stand by their convictions and have been like, no, Gael,

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Speaker 3: I was like, that's that bag's leakproof. That's pretty hot.

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Speaker 3: What is that you get that?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 3: I could use one of those. So I know I'm

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Speaker 4: I know I'm a hypocrite if I'm making a big

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Speaker 4: in peace, Saudi Arabia.

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Speaker 3: M I've been alive, damn.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 1: So everybody who went over there, hey, salute. I hope

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Speaker 1: I learned my lesson one time with a I'll never

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Speaker 1: I don't know some DA ain't a lot of places

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Speaker 2: Because I got kids.

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Speaker 1: I got four black kids, So yeah, it's a lot

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Speaker 2: It is me, mister James Jean, Miguel Colonne Jr.

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Speaker 1: Ken Miller aka Rickety Balzic gat Dukes on the radio

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Speaker 1: for you guys, your night cap of comedy real quick.

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Speaker 2: Before we keep the.

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Speaker 1: Show going, I just want to have I just want

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Speaker 1: to say this man and remembrance, rest in peace to D'Angelo,

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Speaker 1: one of the pioneers of the neo soul movement. Man

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Speaker 1: I definitely was a huge fan so he passed away.

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Speaker 1: Just wanted to say shout out to his family and

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Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers.

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Speaker 2: All right, can man, what you got for us today.

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Speaker 5: Brother, we were talking do you know, we have these

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Speaker 5: crazy conversations doing the break and before the show and

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Speaker 5: all that, and we were talking about our internet history.

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Speaker 5: And I'm telling you, bro, if you look up one

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Speaker 5: thing on your phone, that's so right now. So the

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Speaker 5: other day I accidentally watched an adult film not in cognito, mo.

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Speaker 5: And then on Facebook is showing me is like the

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Speaker 5: top ten adult start. I'm like, yo, can I get

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Speaker 5: chicken recipes again?

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Speaker 2: How did you?

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Speaker 3: How did you accidentally watch a portal?

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Speaker 4: You're like, no, I said Gladiator, not glad he ate her.

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Speaker 3: I'll check this out.

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Speaker 1: Because bro, Hey, hey, hey, Miguel, you gave me with

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Speaker 1: his computer.

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Speaker 2: What did you say to do?

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Speaker 3: I said, throw it in the river.

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Speaker 4: It's been compromised, get a burned back, bug out, start

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Speaker 4: a new family.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm telling you that.

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Speaker 5: I remember last week I tell you about my tax issue,

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Speaker 5: and Miguel gave me some info to reach out to

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Speaker 5: a tax lawyer. Next thing, you know, every ad I

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Speaker 5: see on Facebook is for taxes. It's like whatever you

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Speaker 5: look for, whatever you talk about, bro, that's I liked

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Speaker 5: one baked chicken recipe.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not lying.

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Speaker 5: I may have twenty five new baked chicken recipes in

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Speaker 5: my phone because the next thing I saw was baked

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Speaker 5: chicken and then funny. And it's just I don't know

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Speaker 5: what it is about the algorithm that does that to us.

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Speaker 1: Bro Bro, I looked up one amputee porn video. Now

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Speaker 1: I keep getting advertisements from a wheelchair.

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Speaker 4: Hey support the troops.

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Speaker 3: To get rid of I had to get rid of

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Speaker 3: the trendy on my car. Worked on sending me these videos.

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Speaker 3: I don't speak TI.

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Speaker 1: No, they definitely listening to us. Man, you can be

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Speaker 1: talking about something and you'll look on your phone and

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Speaker 1: it's a bunch of Facebook ads for it. I know

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Speaker 1: that because because I'll be talking about a restaurant like damn,

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Speaker 1: I love Bojangles.

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Speaker 2: I will go to my phone. Facebook has adds all

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Speaker 2: about bo Jangles.

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Speaker 3: James. They just guessing on that one with you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they looked at your playlist and they was like,

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Speaker 4: hey man, you got fourteen DiAngelo song.

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Speaker 3: Send them some bow Jangles and some child support lawyers.

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Speaker 4: They send him the new buick that's coming out, the

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Speaker 4: two thousand algorithms.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.

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Speaker 3: Bronh when uh.

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Speaker 4: When Ken called me up man, he said, hey, b hey,

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Speaker 4: I accidentally got some porno on my computer.

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Speaker 3: What do I do? I said, You've been compromised.

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Speaker 4: This phone's burnt, hung it up through it, grabbed my

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Speaker 4: Mexico under the name of Estebon Rivera.

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Speaker 3: I came home, man.

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Speaker 4: Started pouring bleach everywhere, a little match on my curtains.

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Speaker 4: I said, we've been compromised. Burn notice everyone bug out?

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Speaker 1: Hey, can you have been at a job in call

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Speaker 1: centers where there's a dude that got caught with it

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Speaker 5: Oh dude, we had They fired a guy because he

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Speaker 5: But there was a reflection glass behind him, so they're

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Speaker 5: looking at the reflection glasses. Are you see him?

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Speaker 2: Was like, what, b.

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Speaker 5: You got to have a certain crazy addiction that you're

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Speaker 2: You got to have an addiction.

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Speaker 3: And you're not about to beat it. You just love

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Speaker 4: That reminds me of like dudes who watch classic NFL games.

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Speaker 3: I'm like the Steelers win. I know, you know just

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Speaker 3: y you know, bro?

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Speaker 2: Did they did? They have to like scoop the guy up?

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Speaker 1: They had the one guy come over, hey, man, could

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Speaker 5: And they had a meeting with him. They had a

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Speaker 3: Even there do it again.

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Speaker 2: If y'all had the pleasure, because get thrown out like that, Yo.

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Speaker 5: But the crazy things James, cats like that when you

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Speaker 5: go where you say, they got to pack their stuff up.

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Speaker 5: Usually cats like that ain't got nothing on their desks.

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Speaker 5: They ain't got but you know you you yeah, lots

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Speaker 5: and clean necks, y'all ever see the hot Sauce party.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, restaurants they got a loation Sometimes.

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Speaker 4: I've been using the a little arrow one because I

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Speaker 2: No, he got icy hot.

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Speaker 4: This one got a little rocks in it for exfoliation.

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Speaker 4: I think skin like a snake in the spring.

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Speaker 2: Everybody needs me, will be the bathroom for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Hey, if they ever lay me, y'all, bro, I got

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Speaker 5: I it's gonna take eight.

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Speaker 2: Boxes because my desk is full of stuff.

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Speaker 4: Bro, you're gonna get those college hunks moving junk to

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Speaker 4: come in.

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Speaker 2: Yo. I got a picture of y'all on my desk.

446
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Speaker 5: For real, one of the pictures we took down, the

447
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Speaker 5: pictures we took downtown that all of the money. I

448
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 5: have all those pictures hanging up to my desk, bro,

449
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 5: Like I got pictures of all my comedy friends, my family.

450
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 5: I got funko pops surrounding my whole desk. Like you

451
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Speaker 5: you fired me, Yeah, you got I need a moving truck.

452
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Speaker 4: I just realized that's a that's a premise, man, Like

453
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 4: you looking at somebody, like when you got to fire

454
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Speaker 4: somebody and you just you don't know who, but you

455
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 4: got to pick one person you look at who don't

456
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 4: have the most stuff on your desk because you're like, yeah,

457
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 4: that that dude didn't even playing.

458
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Speaker 3: On being here long. I look at Ken's desk and

459
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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, he needs this.

460
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Speaker 2: He might end it off, he loses his job. He

461
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Speaker 2: got you.

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Speaker 5: You got to understand, like my my new I got

463
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Speaker 5: a new super I'm on my fifth supervisor in like

464
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Speaker 5: two years, and and he but he's so cool and

465
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Speaker 5: he's a zen guy.

466
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Speaker 2: So when he saw my desk.

467
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Speaker 5: He says, oh, okay, because but my job is stressful

468
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 5: for y'allhoo don't know. I managed the Internet for every

469
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Speaker 5: mall in the United States of America and every outlet,

470
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Speaker 5: Tanger outlet, So when the mall internet go down, Bro,

471
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Speaker 5: my phone is crazy.

472
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 2: So I need that. I need to look down and

473
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 2: see two packing biggie standing next to each other.

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Speaker 1: Right, they getting hey, So you do Tanger If you

475
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Speaker 1: guys don't know, Tanger is hard, hard a nice outlet,

476
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Speaker 1: hang god, bah. They always have the what do you

477
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Speaker 1: call that thing? The lighthouse in the parking lot.

478
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Speaker 2: You always got lighthouse in the parking.

479
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Speaker 5: And when I tell you that Internet is so complex

480
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Speaker 5: because the mall is different, because the mall is a

481
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Speaker 5: building and you got little electrical rooms where you can

482
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Speaker 5: put equipment at Tangers is outside, so so bath and

483
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Speaker 5: body works could be here, but the Internet port is

484
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Speaker 5: it's eight buildings down, but there's no documentation and so

485
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Speaker 5: me don't know. Bro, It's one of the most stressed

486
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Speaker 5: but it's the most money I've ever made in my life,

487
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Speaker 5: so you kind of got to put up with it.

488
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Speaker 5: So when it's going bad, I look down and I

489
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Speaker 5: got Biggie Pop Joy and Lebron James, Black Panthers Spider

490
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Speaker 5: Man out next to each other.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, y'all help me out.

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Speaker 5: Y'all y'all the goats, y'all the goats in the industry

493
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Speaker 5: helped me out.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me what to do. Baby.

495
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Speaker 4: It's like Black Panther. You call on your ancestors to

496
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Speaker 4: help you. You hope it's gonna be Biggie and all them,

497
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,479
Speaker 4: and it just comes shine and you're like, what are

498
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Speaker 4: you doing here? He's like, you are you?

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Speaker 3: You brought me here? I thought I was calling Biggie.

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Speaker 3: You called.

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Speaker 2: We got forced with it because Zulu coming over there.

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Speaker 2: I the Internet.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you, Louis, I tell you the weirdest

504
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Speaker 5: fun call I got, Bro, I can't stand peeps, the

505
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Speaker 5: candy peeps in one of my brought me a Peep's

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Speaker 5: fun dash funny.

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Speaker 2: I can't stand yeah eat peeps. You are serial killer.

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Speaker 5: That's how I in Halloween coming the peeps candy corn

509
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Speaker 5: any hard candy, cinnamon, butterscotch any that yeah, yeah, yeah

510
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Speaker 5: you you you have murder your whole family, bro, bro,

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Speaker 5: and where.

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Speaker 2: They skinned like ed Gane. Yeah you peeps. Yeah, he

513
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 2: does you man? You buy peeps?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

515
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 2: And and and showing a dress right now. Flavors, bro, Oh,

516
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 2: they're the worst. You know what I don't like either.

517
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: I don't like them. Cadberry wet eggs inside.

518
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: Chocolate ones and you busted like a yolk.

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Speaker 4: That's disgusting, girl, spit it back into the egg.

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Speaker 5: Hey, hey, if you bite it to the egg. A

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00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 5: dude on his phone like this, crazy.

522
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: At your job? Hey, what if that guy found another job?

523
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: Kid?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, bro, but it was. It was wild man.

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Speaker 5: It was like Miguel said, you went into the art

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Speaker 5: if you if.

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Speaker 3: You just don't sound on either.

528
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 2: Look at the production value. Look at that. That's funny.

529
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 2: You're like, yo? He looking at like yo. I've seen

530
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: his living room before. They used this one already this

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, bro, he knows the director, you know.

532
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 3: Derek Simmons set designs.

533
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Speaker 4: He won an AVN in twenty nineteen for Missus Aspire.

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00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Missus b Hey, man, I almost looked

535
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 5: that up. Dolls dolls fact. Hey, the fact that God

536
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 5: Award shows for this stuff is wow to me.

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Speaker 3: Dog, bro, hold.

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00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 4: Up, I think I got my badge. I went to

539
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Speaker 4: the AVNS in twenty nineteen. In twenty twenty, yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Was in Vegas.

541
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Speaker 4: I got set up because I know one of the

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Speaker 4: people who was producing like the after show. But the

543
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 4: best part is my badge says real laughs AVN. But

544
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Speaker 4: the best part about it is they gave me a

545
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 4: talent badge. So the talent badge means like yo, And

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Speaker 4: I was the guy.

547
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Speaker 3: I think I've told the story before.

548
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 4: I'm standing there and I got the badge that says

549
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Speaker 4: talent and I'm at like one of the after parties

550
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Speaker 4: and this big jack dude seized me and looks at

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Speaker 4: the badge and be line straight to me and grabs

552
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 4: the badge and then looks at me. He goes, hey, bro,

553
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 4: are you like massively hung because I'm producing? He goes,

554
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 4: and I'm looking for like a chair of faced fat

555
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 4: dude with a giant hog.

556
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Speaker 2: But GEL said, you were wise to come to me.

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Speaker 4: I said, oh no, bro, I'm on air talent. I'm

558
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Speaker 4: a radio personality. He was like, oh that's cool, Like

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00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 4: I'm a comic. And he was like okay, yeah, yeah,

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00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 4: all right, man. He's like, just yo, just keep it

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00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 4: in mind. I said, well, that's sweet. Offer, but I

562
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 4: have the chairum face, I've got more of a concealed

563
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Speaker 4: carry every day penis.

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Speaker 2: But hey, goodro.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we just saw something wild speaking about that man

566
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: here in Florida.

567
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 2: You can now open carry.

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Speaker 1: Bro, there's a dude in a restaurant to have and

569
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Speaker 1: I was like, somebody posted, I'm like, bro.

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Speaker 2: How dangerous is that?

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Speaker 1: What's in the pancakes man that you got to have

572
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: a gun?

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00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 4: You remember to pop out chicken sandwich beefs that had

575
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Speaker 4: been handled?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: I know people, I'm not saying take your guns, so

578
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: don't come at me.

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Speaker 2: People.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering why do y'all love guns to that

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Speaker 1: extent where I gotta have it on me and out

582
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: so you can see.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna tell you why. Open care And it's

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00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 4: the only thing man, I'm not saying. Open carrey means

585
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 4: you can carry a full sized handgun. Yeah, a set

586
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 4: of carrying a compact handgun. I don't open carry. I

587
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 4: cantial cary.

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00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 3: Guys been considered carried for a while.

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Speaker 4: I don't talk about it celebrated because the odds are

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Speaker 4: I'm never gonna need it, and I thank God that

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00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 4: I never will. And First of all, too, if you really, really,

592
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 4: really want to be concerned with your safety, you should

593
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 4: have cardio, which I don't have.

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00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 3: You should be able to run away. I'm serious.

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00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 4: If I was truly one hundred percent thinking about my safety,

596
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 4: I should be able to run away and get somewhere safe.

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00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 3: That's the number one way to save yourself. It's to

598
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 3: be able to run away.

599
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: Said I need cardio. Yeah, I really care.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if I was really like yo, I'm telling you, man,

601
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 4: but you gotta think about your safety. I think about

602
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 4: my safety and I and I do get concerned in

603
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 4: certain situations. I'm on the road with comedy, driving by myself,

604
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 4: all these places and stuff. But the truth is, I'm

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00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 4: not John Wick. I'm not drawing down fast these dudes.

606
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 4: Some dudes fantasized about scenarios that's not gonna happen. Why

607
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 4: my hope to God is that that my my my

608
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 4: everyday carry pistol gets shot at the range. And that's

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00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 4: the only situation I ever run into it. And if

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00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 4: something were to occur, I hope that I can defend

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Speaker 4: myself and the people I care about.

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Speaker 3: But the truth is, you really want to be safe, man.

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Speaker 4: First things first, man cardio, because I mean, if a

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00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: dude came at me with a knife, I gotta shoot

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00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 4: him when the rest of you we can could run away.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Miguel, instead of open carry, we need open cardio.

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00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: Yeah for real man, dude just in jogging shorts and nice.

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Speaker 4: I shoot a dude twice and we're laying down waiting

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Speaker 4: for the ambulance.

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00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 3: I'm holding his hand like we're gonna be alright. We're

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00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 3: gonna be alright.

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00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: Like Fruitville Station.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back with

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Speaker 1: more hilarity on Real Last on Real Radio one oh

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Speaker 1: four point one. Welcome back, you guys are still listening

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Speaker 1: to Real Last on Real Radio one or four point one.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host. Mister James John joined the virtual studio,

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Speaker 1: of course, with mister Kim Miller and Miguel Cologne Jr.

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Speaker 1: We want to remind you guys, if you're not following

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Speaker 1: us on social media, we need you all to do

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Speaker 1: that right now.

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Speaker 2: We need you to go to.

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Speaker 1: Facebook and Instagram follow us Real Labs. I need you

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Speaker 1: to go to YouTube. I need you to subscribe, like

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Speaker 1: and common and share all this hilarity so we can

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Speaker 1: keep it going for another nine years now. Before the break,

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00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: we were talking about the fact that Miguel went to

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Speaker 1: the av AND Awards.

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00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: In twenty nineteen, in twenty.

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Speaker 1: Twenty, and he used a talent badge if you will

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Speaker 1: for real last holding up one more.

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Speaker 2: Time for Miguel.

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Speaker 4: I think I went twenty one. Actually it was that

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Speaker 4: pretty ovid because I'm thinking two thousand. Yeah, okay, it's

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00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 4: my av AND real laughs, talent baby badge.

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Speaker 2: Now if you don't know, it's the Adult Video.

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Speaker 3: Awards Network Awards, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Network Awards.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even know what to expect when I

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Speaker 1: ask you this, But what is.

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00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: That like when you actually go to that award show?

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Speaker 4: Just a lot of cinematic artists. It's basically, to be

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00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 4: fair man, it's basically the sundance of butt stuff.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know, like it's cans in her can.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hands, it's tacos, it's everything.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 4: So what it was was twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 3: I was out in Vegas for a Shot Show.

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Speaker 4: Shot Show is a firearms and weapons show, big big,

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00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 4: it's the world's biggest expo. And I was out there

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00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 4: because a company and I can't remember what their name was.

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Speaker 4: They had made this pistol a design of a glock

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Speaker 4: that folded, I can't remember what it was. And they

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Speaker 4: had sent us a couple of like the firearms systems

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Speaker 4: and then they were like, you should come as our guest.

667
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 4: And I was there with a buddy of my black Rambo.

668
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 4: He's like an influencer for firearms. So we went the

669
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,719
Speaker 4: Shot Show. At the same time there was the Builder

670
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 4: Show and there was the AVNS. The Builders Show is

671
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: a huge builders show with all the construction companies. Yeah,

672
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: so they hooked us up too. And so when you're

673
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 4: at these things, depending on your badges.

674
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 3: So at Shot Show and at the Builders Show, we were.

675
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 4: Given like badges that said we were buyers, which meant

676
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 4: everyone's spoiling you because they're like, oh, you were present

677
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 4: a company and you buy.

678
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 3: And so we're going around, We're hanging out.

679
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: I've got free stuff, and I'm just all the types

680
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 4: of water bottles and like whatever yetty cups were before

681
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 4: they were Yet he's all this stuff. And so one

682
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 4: of the people who produced the AVN Awards is a

683
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,239
Speaker 4: girl I know, and she was like, you should come

684
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 4: to the a v NS. And I was like yeah, yeah,

685
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: And so she's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna You're a comic,

686
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,239
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna put you down this talent And I

687
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 4: said cool, And so they gave me this talent badge

688
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 4: and everybody else in the talent badge is like, you know,

689
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 4: a pipe laying pro, you know, and I'm walking around

690
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 4: with mine. So everybody's like, damn, yo, this fatty must

691
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 4: be hung you know, in that.

692
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 3: Work, you know.

693
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 4: And I'm just walking around cooping eating your dirvs.

694
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. I love when you make.

695
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 3: Videos eating post whole time. I love that.

696
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it like, hey man, I'm your derbing.

697
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 3: I always find this.

698
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Now it's gonna just ask when you go to these awards. Though,

699
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: it's not pure debauchery, right, it's a real award show, no.

700
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 3: Man, it's pretty pure to bout for Jason. Okay, come on, man,

701
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: come on man, I'll.

702
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 2: Try to shoot on man.

703
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: They don't need it. They don't need it.

704
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 4: They were they they were wilding out like it's it's

705
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 4: a whole expo.

706
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: So it's like a week long expo.

707
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 4: All the adult like video network people are there, all

708
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 4: the big names in the in the filth business all

709
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 4: like the toy companies and stuff, and then they have

710
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 4: like a big award expo and like a red carpet

711
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 4: and uh, you.

712
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: Know it's it's a lot of hoes, you know, like.

713
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: You know, like, man, old lady, hold on both sides. Yeah,

714
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 2: both sides, bro, And I'm gonna.

715
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 3: Tell you what though, Hey, I'm gonna tell you what.

716
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 4: You want to hear some of the wildest financial conversations.

717
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 4: It will be this girl Booby's so big she hired

718
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 4: two midgets to walk underneath them and lift them.

719
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: That's funny.

720
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 4: Tiny ways twenty four years old, and she's sitting there

721
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 4: with this six foot five brother that that lays pipe

722
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 4: like Jennifer Lopez.

723
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 3: An ice cube would run from the snake.

724
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 4: And literally they're talking about oh no, no, no, the

725
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 4: housing marketing Greece is crazy. The apartment that I bought,

726
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 4: no way, like I couldn't buy it now with the

727
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 4: blah blah blah, just sitting there eating potstickers and the

728
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 4: dudes like, yeah, man, you know the thing about it

729
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 4: is when I bought my first apartment in Tokyo, I

730
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: worked with the Kunchi dealership or the Conechi agency.

731
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 3: And he was all right, man, they charged.

732
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 4: Me bottom eat potstickers, and I'm like, I got a

733
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 4: little bungalow downtown that I rent. You're gonna bring me

734
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 4: a washer and dryer when I reach signed my loose.

735
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey, not to chase the subject, but I

736
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 5: want to talk about these dirts.

737
00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 2: Bro.

738
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 5: I did a in the show last night. I was

739
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 5: the same way I would walk around. They had some

740
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 5: sloppy Joe sliders.

741
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 3: H yeah, the best bro.

742
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 4: And then you always there's always like two things you

743
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 4: don't want, and you get angry that that lady comes

744
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 4: by you again. She's like some more caprazy positive get

745
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 4: get the hell out of here.

746
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 3: Where's this? Where's the dude with the croquet?

747
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 5: Hey?

748
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: Why is there always one?

749
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: Or Dirve?

750
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: It's disgusting and they always want to serve it to You're.

751
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, and that versus walking around all sad. Ye.

752
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 4: You know, I wonder if they because I used to

753
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 4: do a lot of catering. Uh you know Jaj did

754
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: catering stuff too. You know how you find that dude

755
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 4: who who loves.

756
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 3: Your or dirve?

757
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 4: Because you got to get rid of that trade before

758
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 4: you go back, So you just walk up. Hey, they'll

759
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 4: come straight up to me like, hey, take some more.

760
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 3: Nigga gaged me. I'm good.

761
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 4: Hey, hey dog, I wasn't asking to take someone.

762
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: I gotta stick them in my pockets.

763
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: Bro, I know my facts.

764
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, that's the best or derves I've

765
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: ever had.

766
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: In my life. Is many beef Wellington to puff the

767
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 2: pastry with the mini.

768
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 4: Tracy and they got a little bit of the mustard, Bron.

769
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: If you ever go to any function, they got the

770
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: many beef Wellingtons.

771
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 2: Bro, I eat.

772
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 4: Running around here and it's just many beef Wellington's.

773
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 3: And that was an ecstasy.

774
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 4: It was nothing but sexy salutes and beef Wellington's everywhere.

775
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 2: Called kids flutes, not the other words.

776
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, maybe I'm just beef Wellington's talking about. Unclen

777
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 4: go see some guns later on and then a concrete

778
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 4: great guys.

779
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, don't be upset, bro, I don't. I'm not

780
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 5: a beef Wellington fan. Really, I'm not a beef well.

781
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this with you.

782
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 4: You're not a beef Wellington fan because you're thinking of

783
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 4: it as a meal. But a mini beef Wellington is

784
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 4: the perfect little snack because I understand. I actually don't really,

785
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 4: and I've had really good beef Wellington's.

786
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 3: I know.

787
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 4: I know there's some people like you watch those Gordon

788
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 4: Ramsey ones that are just like fantastic. I has a

789
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 4: really good beef Wellingtons. But I know what you're saying.

790
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 4: You're not like, oh, I want beef Wellington for dinner,

791
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 4: but think about it from an appetizer standpoints, because you

792
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 4: don't also want thirty egg rolls for dinner. But when

793
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: they come around with a tray of them, you like, well,

794
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 4: it's a custom.

795
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: I once went to this one spot. They had something

796
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: I thought was pure genius. I love charcouterie boards.

797
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 2: Right.

798
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,919
Speaker 1: What they had was a charcuterie I guess you would

799
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: call it a skewer, and they had the salami, the cheese,

800
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: the olives and all the stuff on one big skewer

801
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: so you can pick it up.

802
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 5: Did that when she did an open house, she made

803
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 5: a bunch of those, and people, the people the other

804
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 5: realtors were coming in, was like where you ordered this from.

805
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 5: She's like, nah, I made I made that. Yeah, I've

806
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 5: had that, bro, that's good.

807
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 3: Fancy. Now this is all fancy. Now they're like ooh,

808
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 3: shark Coudie.

809
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey man, some of the worst days of

810
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 4: my life I had to eat salami and cheese. Yeah,

811
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 4: just salami and jeez, that's all people like you want

812
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 4: to go to a fond due restaurant. I'm like, bro,

813
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 4: I grew up hard timing. I've had nothing but cheese

814
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 4: for dinner. It's not something to celebrate, you know.

815
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: Hey, what's that, dude, James Evans, bro I'm gonna have

816
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: a jam sandwich, two pieces of bread jam together.

817
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 5: Hey dude, if we can't say this, get ready to beat.

818
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: But I don't know if you'll.

819
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 5: Watch those videos or like reels or whatever, because Sean

820
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 5: makes him now we call them they boards. Well wow,

821
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 5: we put together the blackest look it up, yo.

822
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: They called him. They call them that word. But you

823
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: it's like some of the like it's like wings fried.

824
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 3: What would be your board, James.

825
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: Oh Man, be simple, bro okay, okay. If I had

826
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: my own board that I can make.

827
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 2: It would have sausage, hot dog, hamburger, and your ring.

828
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: That's not a board.

829
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 4: That's that's that's you're not doing it right, James, that's

830
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 4: what board.

831
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: That's just a meal.

832
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna give you one of Sean's.

833
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 5: The other night Sean came to bed. It was she

834
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 5: had three wings, she had some some the ritos, she

835
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 5: had some Eminem's.

836
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 2: Sounds good.

837
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think she had a scoop of ice cream.

838
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: And you because oney board, that's what we call.

839
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I got one day. Okay, let me let me

840
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: go back, Okay, okay. Garlic bread, just garlic bread, pull pork.

841
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 5: Lasagna, oh yeah yeah, okay, and chocolate cake and caramel sauce.

842
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 5: Yeah there you got, man boy.

843
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 3: This this is my in boy. One rib a pack

844
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 3: an hour later.

845
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 4: Uh some uh some crackers with with the cheese spread

846
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 4: on it.

847
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, a white owl.

848
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 4: And then sprigs of menthol just all over for the look.

849
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 4: And it's and it's served on a Commodore's vinyl.

850
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: You know me. I gotta have a one one oxtail.

851
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 5: I gotta have a hock tail, gotta have some some

852
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 5: I gotta have some corn bread, but it's corn bread,

853
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 5: it's stuff, macaronia, collar greens, oh god, bless, yeah, I

854
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 5: gotta have. I gotta have like some seasoned rice. Oh

855
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 5: look cup, a look cup like this a kool aid little.

856
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 3: Cop laid flight.

857
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 4: They're all red, but it's three different reds.

858
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 5: Finish it off and to finish it off a tooth pick.

859
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 5: And as I'm finishing, I'm just like about James, I'm.

860
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 4: Thinking about your on board, your original one. I've had

861
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 4: that meal before.

862
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 2: I was when we had it.

863
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 4: I was with a hamburger, a hot dog of sausage

864
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 4: and some fries.

865
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: I've been to that barbecue bro for real. Hey, I

866
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 3: went to a cookout one time.

867
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 4: It was it was a white dude I work with,

868
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna tell you what. He had that outdoor

869
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 4: friar going and they kept dropping fries and you never

870
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 4: realized how much you wish you had fries at a cookout, right,

871
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 4: take sausages and then he was just basically he had

872
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 4: a fry station and they were doing it like Europe

873
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 4: where he just took the newspaper wrapped cones and he

874
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 4: was like you some fries, And I was like, damn,

875
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 4: I never really have fries and a cookout of barbie

876
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 4: because you can't keep them going. But they were just

877
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 4: dropping them and dropping them in there, and I was

878
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 4: sitting there eating eating like flank steak skewers, ribs and

879
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 4: all the barbecue.

880
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 3: Food, and I'll eat fresh hot French fries with him.

881
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 3: I was like, this is what.

882
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: Can't we gotta get?

883
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 1: Came one of those when he smokes meat we get

884
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: and fries. Can't we gotta do that now? And now

885
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: we gotta do that.

886
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you props, Miguel, And Miguel says, so,

887
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 5: I mean it's I know, we give white people a

888
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 5: lot of stuff when it comes to cooking.

889
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: And season it. White people can barbecue, White people.

890
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 4: Can barbecue, and white people can make a great steak,

891
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 4: white people's steak. I prefer hey, Latino steaks, except you're

892
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 4: talking about like South America where you get into like

893
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 4: like pecanna and all this stuff like that.

894
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: You know that's really good.

895
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 4: Uh, But when it comes to steaks, I'm gonna tell

896
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: you the truth. Uh, my people overseasoned on.

897
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: Yes, we do.

898
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 3: Black people overseason on steaks lot, and they're gonna get

899
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 3: mad at us. The wrong salt.

900
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna I'm gonna take They gonna take.

901
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: My black car. When it comes to seasoning steaks, do

902
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: not use lorries rocks.

903
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: I want, I want my salt to be wearing a

904
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 3: funny little hat.

905
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 2: Good with money, you know, get mad at me.

906
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 3: That's what the President said.

907
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: Don't no, Lorrys does not belonging on steak. I'm sorry.

908
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 4: A lot of times we well done the steak or

909
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 4: or or you know what we do. We marinate good

910
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 4: cuts of meat that don't need to be marited. You

911
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 4: don't need a maridate a rivite you like a flank

912
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 4: steak or something that's gonna be tough. You just need salt,

913
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 4: pepper and garlic. Man, you could do rosemary and butter

914
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 4: if you're doing it in the pan and stuff.

915
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 3: I tell you what, man, I would? I would?

916
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 4: I do think white people make great, simple steaks that

917
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 4: are full of flavor because they taste like a steak.

918
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 3: Not like other ingredients and seasoning.

919
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 4: Yes, and one of the best mac and cheeses we

920
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 4: all know is made by a I do, Uh, what's

921
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 4: your Sam's boyfriend?

922
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 5: Sam's workingflyn and the best knack of cheese I've ever had, bro,

923
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 5: I call it. Try to duplicate their recipe. I can't duplicate.

924
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 5: And she said that to me. I can't. I could

925
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 5: duplicate their recipe to save my life.

926
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 4: Bro, Sam's boyfriend bro ken uh during during his time

927
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 4: of grief.

928
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 3: Uh so that that stuff was so good.

929
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 4: I have literally lied that three of my grandmas have

930
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 4: died so that I can get more of it.

931
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: Hey man, we are definitely out of time. I want

932
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: to say a couple of things before you have to go. First,

933
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,360
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935
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938
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: be sure to support mister Jeff Coaffin on Saturdays.

939
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 2: That's right.

940
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Speaker 1: He will be on one O four point one, the

941
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: station you're listening to right now, with Under Oath celebrities,

942
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: me and his partner Craig Lynn. Also, I want to

943
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: bring up the fact that come out up in November.

944
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: That's right, it's the Florida Straight Foolishness Comedy Classic Weekend.

945
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: That's right.

946
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: Mister Curtis Bateman is putting on another show during Classic Weekend.

947
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: It's gonna be clean comedy, and you guys should definitely

948
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: go check that out. You guys want more information, go

949
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:18,640
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950
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: com and check it out this weekend. Also for our

951
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Speaker 1: other sponsor at the Orlando Fannny Bone, Earthquake is back.

952
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953
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Speaker 1: You guys need to go check that out. Go to

954
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Speaker 1: the website, go check them out, get them tickets and

955
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: dope see a legend in the flesh. Then this weekend,

956
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna be performing at the new club Debonair

957
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: Supper Sessions. It's gonna be jags Jags that's a racial

958
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: source somewhere, jazz and jokes. That's right October twenty third.

959
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: You guys look at my social media if you want

960
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: to get tickets. I hope to see most of you

961
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: guys there. What you gentlemen got going on this weekend?

962
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 5: And man, I actually have no comedy man, So what

963
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: I might do is, man, I might swing by hanging

964
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 5: with you man, because I'm doing that as in jokes

965
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 5: in December, So I might if you know, I get permission, go.

966
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: Check it out.

967
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 5: But yeah, man, I got a pretty slow October then

968
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 5: November December starts picking up and I'll be rolling with

969
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 5: omgs wigs.

970
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: Nice.

971
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 3: Man.

972
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 2: I love to see that this guy's doing well for himself.

973
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: This guy's absolutely crushing this little tour that he's doing.

974
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: Man's selling out every single one thing he's doing. It's

975
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: selling out, man. So I'm glad you guys have put

976
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 1: that together. Ken, So congratulations on that, my friend. Well,

977
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: I guess that's it, man. It's time for us to go.

978
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: We will not see you well.

979
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: No this day after so they don't know what the

980
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: hell I'm talking about.

981
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: All right, guys, anyway, we've been drinking, we've been smoking.

982
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 2: Thank y'all. Always to it again, putting up with us.

983
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: I love the fact you guys come up to us

984
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: at our shows and tell us you listen, keep doing it.

985
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna keep this thing going on. Behalf of myself,

986
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: James John. That is Ken Miller aka Brickety Bows. They

987
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: get the gag Zoos and Miguel Colonne. Don't you forget

988
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: about the junior because he knows who his daddy is.

989
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 2: What's the yall? Tomorrow We're out