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Speaker 1: What is up everybody?

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Speaker 2: And thank you you have just tuned into Real Lives

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Speaker 2: on Real Radio one oh four point one. I'm your

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Speaker 2: host tonight. That's right, mister James Yan, I am live

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Speaker 2: from Coco beach Man having a good time. I got

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Speaker 2: my man with me. Man, the one of the only

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Speaker 2: we know him is the godfather of Orlando comedy, but

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Speaker 2: today he is Hello.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Kim Miller in the building right now. What's

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Speaker 1: going on, kid? What's up? Chief? How to beach treating

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Speaker 1: your brother? Man?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something in my I guess my

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Speaker 2: golden years can I'm gonna call it right now. I

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Speaker 2: become to really love the water man. I was never

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Speaker 2: a boat guy. I was ever a beach guy. But

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Speaker 2: now I'm that dude. I learned to swim. I'm out

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Speaker 2: here in these waters man, I'm on cruise ships. I'm

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Speaker 2: on my friend Ron's boat on the lake. I am

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Speaker 2: loving being on the water. Are you a person that

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Speaker 2: likes water?

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Speaker 1: Not at all? Right?

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Speaker 3: I do it. But Sean loved the beach. Brom. If

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Speaker 3: we go through a whole summer and we don't do

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Speaker 3: a beach weekend, oh she mad mad okay Man Maria. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's her favorite, to the point where we have a

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Speaker 3: spot at the Maria and we have a routine. We

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Speaker 3: drive up there. There's a publics near the beach. We

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Speaker 3: get all our snacks, our foods. We park in the

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Speaker 3: same spot, okay, it's a little cut, and we walk

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Speaker 3: out and we go to the exact same spot on

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Speaker 3: that beach every time. It's one because it's a spot

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Speaker 3: where it's not because if you look down with more

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Speaker 3: in the city, it's easy, it's packed. We picked the

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Speaker 3: spot where it's just me and her and it's a

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Speaker 3: few people and we just chill.

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Speaker 1: And then when we.

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Speaker 3: Leave our lactose and turn our lactose and taller Nassas

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Speaker 3: gets ice creams in this ice our fingers that we

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Speaker 2: Bro, y all playing y'all out here floing. Bro, you

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Speaker 2: know I'm black to it's in tolerance. My decision to

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Speaker 1: Bro. I know I can't.

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Speaker 2: I get one point five miles away, and I got

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Speaker 1: Not at this old age man.

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Speaker 2: But hey, I love the fact, y'all got a spot

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Speaker 2: that y'all like to go to it? Why is it

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Speaker 2: the most black folks When we go beach, little area

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Speaker 2: or a lake, we're gonna hit publics right.

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Speaker 1: Before we get there.

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Speaker 3: Right there, it's right right there, and they know you

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Speaker 3: going to the beach.

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Speaker 1: Yes, publics. It's like yeah, it's like float these is into.

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Speaker 3: Tubes like they know you you're about to go to

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Speaker 3: the beach. Like I've never seen the publics When you

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Speaker 3: walk in and the deli and stuff at the front door,

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Speaker 3: they're like, get these sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Hey, I ain bro I.

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Speaker 2: Love public So for that though, I will always get

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Speaker 2: like that. We get like the sandwich meat and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Either we get a sandwich or we get sandwich meat.

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Speaker 2: And sometimes we'll pick up the chicken wings even you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, you just take them with you.

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Speaker 2: They don't have to be hot and they're still good

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Speaker 2: later on. Man, shout out to publics. Y'all need to

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Speaker 2: sponsor us. Yeah, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife is more of a beach person. I

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Speaker 3: mean I like swimming. I like, you know, I swim

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Speaker 3: my whole life, my whole family not a swim That's

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Speaker 3: why I'm always shocked when I meet somebody that can

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Speaker 3: black people can't swim. Every housing projects in Greensboro, North Carolina,

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Speaker 3: had a w rec center with a swimming pool. It

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Speaker 2: And I feel if you live in Florida, there's no

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Speaker 2: too many beaches, there's too many pools, there's too many.

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Speaker 1: Water parks for you not to know. I'm not how

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Speaker 3: You can't be from Florida, a state known for its water,

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Speaker 3: not know how to it's hot. You telling me you

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Speaker 1: It's not ever, not ever, not now, not now another.

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Speaker 2: Got in the pool as hot as this place is.

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Speaker 2: You just you just look like the pool Your whole

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Speaker 2: life is going to get there there. Nah, Bro, Being

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Speaker 2: like being from Alabama. You don't know how to be racist, Like,

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Speaker 2: come on, man, come on, hey, come on, they teach

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Speaker 1: Hey, look it up on the sports and Nuggers over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you, bro, Like, imagine somebody from the

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Speaker 1: Nah, all the part of dudes play hockey all. I

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Speaker 3: You you are legit in the in the hottest state

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Speaker 3: no water your whole life. I got to take bass.

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Speaker 3: I just from I took showers. I was scared of that.

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Speaker 1: That's funny as hell. That's that's why to me. I'm

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Speaker 3: We was joking with you know, we've been touring with

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Speaker 3: Ogiz Wicks and he does not swim. He's like learning

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Speaker 3: And the guy was like, when we teach him how

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Speaker 3: stuff you do with water and gators and snakes and manatees.

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Speaker 3: I said, bro, you you got to be professional swimmer

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Speaker 2: Hey, you ain't you ain't afraid of like boring constrictors, pythons, gators.

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Speaker 1: But you're like, oh no, now, I know.

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Speaker 3: I keep saying that it shocks me when I meet

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I'm glad you brought ogs Wicks

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Speaker 2: being on tour with them. I love seeing that dude

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Speaker 2: things that come along with being a stand up comedian,

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Speaker 2: Like he's still surprised after the show that so many

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Speaker 1: Take pictures and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: I love that you get the witness seeing him experienced

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Speaker 3: But you know he's coming on in an unconventional way. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, like, you know, I'm happy he gets

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Speaker 3: We didn't come weld our shows, I know.

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Speaker 1: We did not.

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Speaker 3: We start We started with a bar in the back

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Speaker 3: of somebody smack of chicken wings.

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Speaker 2: Bro, you know you had a bar show. When the

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Speaker 2: who cut the TV off?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: Hey man, dude man, because the game owner you try

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Speaker 2: to interrupt him with a college Hey.

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Speaker 3: I've said this, man, my least least least least least

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Speaker 3: favorite comedy shows.

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Speaker 1: If there's a show and there's.

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Speaker 3: A bar in the back, Oh my god, yes, if

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Speaker 3: there's a bar in the back, hey man, Because people

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Speaker 3: they don't care where you sit at a bar. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's something about the bar that makes you talk. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if it's in the wood, in the oak

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Speaker 3: that the spears of the oak come out and it just.

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Speaker 2: It just it's the bar stool that makes I gotta talk.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta. I If you sit on a bar stool,

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Speaker 3: oh you gotta. You gotta conversate with somebody.

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Speaker 1: You're right.

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Speaker 2: And here's what I don't like. If I go to

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Speaker 2: a bar show, you got a bar in the back.

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Speaker 2: If I see that oasis machine with ice field up

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Speaker 2: in it, oh, they about to make mixed frozen drinks

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Speaker 1: Punchline, Hey dog.

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Speaker 3: And let no funny boone got a bar, but they

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Speaker 3: also got a side We call it the side stage. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and we do open mics there. We do shows there

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Speaker 3: and it never fails. Bro, you're about to hit that punschline.

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Speaker 1: You hit the mark.

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Speaker 2: Every pushline turns into Margarita. And then I said Margherita.

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Speaker 2: And I was on stayle telling me.

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Speaker 1: I said, who in the hell drinking all these Margherita?

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Speaker 2: It comes to the comedy show, said let me get

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Speaker 2: the let me get the line, let me get the limit.

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Speaker 1: Margharita. Bro. Before he passed, it was Jimmy Buffett in

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Speaker 1: the back. Just order Margarita.

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Speaker 3: Oh my good, Yeah, Jason. That or the ice machine too.

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Speaker 3: They have an ice machine. It just like ice through

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Speaker 3: the show. Order Bart tend to pick dumping ice during

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Speaker 2: I don't know why ice is so loud.

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Speaker 3: It's like they dubbing a bucket of pennies in that thing.

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Speaker 3: It's so loud. That's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh, all the pennies went to the funny bone. What

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Speaker 2: about the new hire who doesn't understand the whisper during

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Speaker 1: Is they trying to pay orders. You ever been through that.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. One of my favorite ones ever.

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Speaker 3: Christoph Jean is on stage and Christophe bombing bro and

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Speaker 3: it's in the main room and we only had like

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Speaker 3: seventy people.

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Speaker 2: We end up doing the show. If y'all don't know,

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Speaker 2: that's a huge room. It's he's about three fifty. So

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Speaker 2: if you got seventy, it might not even have been

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Speaker 2: seventy brok.

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Speaker 3: And one of the way stats is like you are

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Speaker 3: barbecue Harbor, neverwings.

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Speaker 1: He was so loud.

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Speaker 2: Christoph thought he was being heckled, And so I tell

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Speaker 2: the dude, I say, hey.

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Speaker 1: Man, are your mind when you get an order, can

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Speaker 1: you keep it down just a little bit?

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Speaker 3: Don't tell me how to do my I was like,

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Speaker 3: oh all right. All night he kept coming to me.

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Speaker 3: I said, bro, I wasn't tell you how to do

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Speaker 3: your job. There's nobody in here. So when you do

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Speaker 3: your order is loud. It's this ain't Applebee's.

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Speaker 1: You have that attitude of me all night.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I wasn't trying to tell you

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Speaker 2: do your job, bro.

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Speaker 3: I promised you you were just loud. I just asked

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Speaker 3: you to just keep it down just a smidge.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they burn it down a coach as they said,

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Speaker 2: the Midwest coach.

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Speaker 1: I said, you're a walking margarita machine. That's what yod.

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Speaker 3: The staff there is so good. You don't even see

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Speaker 2: Is like, and so you want all flats. To the

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Speaker 1: I don't make mine to go.

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Speaker 2: And if y'all don't understand, you ain't at a certain age,

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Speaker 2: all flats is the way to go.

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Speaker 2: The chicken wings all flats, Hey, I got a joke

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Speaker 3: I was also I was talking to my pastor about wings.

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Speaker 3: He said, yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I man, I love to eat all wings.

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Speaker 2: was serving about this on Sunday All flats Lemon Pepper.

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Speaker 1: Bro, we don't do nothing else. What was that show Atlanta?

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Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, you gave me the what the yah?

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Speaker 2: Also, no, I love I'm old school. I still love

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Speaker 3: See my wife is as the crispy all flats limon Pepper.

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Speaker 3: There's a place downtown and I've been emailing them to

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Speaker 1: The Boss, the Boss Wings Boston spot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, they got a buffalo Lemon Pepper.

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Speaker 3: Hey dog, my mama, Dad, y'all, y'all know this. I

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Speaker 3: I came home.

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Speaker 1: Man, is it for real? That good? That good?

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Speaker 3: They're a little small. They can be bigger. The wings

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Speaker 3: I know they're good because my wife, if she downtown

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Speaker 2: Funny, don't even ask right now? Yeah, yeah, I'm no bs.

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Speaker 2: I took my lunch one day. I said, what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: I said, I brought left over?

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Speaker 2: But that's correct, correct. I know how this works, my bro,

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Speaker 2: My god, bro ken, did you do any coming this

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm chilling this weekend. Man, I got a weekend off. Man,

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Speaker 3: last night, okay and set outside smoked. Some cigars have

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Speaker 3: like that. But I chilled this weekend, bro, I needed

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Speaker 2: As comedians, we try to get booked every weekend, but

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Speaker 2: every now and again it feels great not to do nothing.

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Speaker 2: As I get older, can my biggest uh thing I'm

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: No? I tell my wife what she gonna do today,

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Speaker 2: I said, sitting here, look stupid, looking dumb in the face.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. On that note, y'all, don't go nowhere.

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Speaker 2: four point one.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody.

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Speaker 2: or four point point one.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host.

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Speaker 2: Mister James John joined the Virtual Studio with the Godfather

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Speaker 2: of Orlando Cobby aka. Hello, Good morning, Ken Miller. Every

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Speaker 2: time I see good Morning, I think of Kanye.

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Speaker 1: I can't help it. Good morning.

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Speaker 3: So this came from Diddy Dirty Money. Hello, if you

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Speaker 3: ain't seen this documentary.

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Speaker 1: I ain't seen it.

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Speaker 3: Diddy is is the devil walking this earth.

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Speaker 1: Bro, It's that bad.

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Speaker 3: There's some people on this earth who are horrible people.

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Speaker 3: We're talking the dude in the White House. We're talking

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Speaker 3: about We're talking about Edge. Yeah, we're talking about bt

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Speaker 3: K Killer. I'm talking about Like that's.

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Speaker 1: So go ahead. You know the Asian lady from Sinners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah hear.

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Speaker 3: There's no evil people walking as planet shan and puff

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Speaker 3: Daddy Combs is a terrible person. He's so bad and

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonnailer for you have you've seen some of

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Speaker 3: it though.

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Speaker 2: What I saw was the Cassie beating Ye James, he's

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Speaker 2: so bad, but you see the bad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's let me let me rewind him. James.

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Speaker 3: If somebody says, hey, man can be shoplifted and you say,

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Speaker 3: I never not my boy can No, James, I ain't

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Speaker 3: never seen that, he can still nah, not my boy.

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Speaker 3: The next day somebody come to you, James, you.

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Speaker 1: Can't be stealing, not my boy. Okay. So now you

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Speaker 1: at one.

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Speaker 2: Hundred people and you're still like nah, dog nah.

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Speaker 1: And that's how this diddy.

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Speaker 3: A hundred people have come out and got claims of

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Speaker 3: Diddy assaulting there and.

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Speaker 2: Did like, I ain't, I ain't do this. I'm And

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Speaker 2: did he keep using God? He's like yeah, because I'm

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Speaker 2: just because I'm let God take.

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Speaker 1: Care of him. He did. He put your ass in jail.

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Speaker 1: There you go, he took care of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing that gets me when we talk

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Speaker 2: the nastiest part to me is now everybody in that

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Speaker 2: circle said, yeah, we knew, like they all knew, Like,

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Speaker 2: wait a minute, y'all, let that man be that disgusting

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Speaker 2: we out here praising him. Look at this young black mobile.

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Speaker 2: This is what black excellence is.

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Speaker 1: And y'all all the.

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Speaker 2: Stuff that we were doing to lift this man up

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Speaker 2: as one of our heroes in our community, and y'all

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Speaker 2: all gonna tell him, oh, yeah, we knew he was

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Speaker 1: Wyo.

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Speaker 3: It's wild man, And if you get a chance.

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Speaker 1: Go watch it. It's full episodes.

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Speaker 3: You're going to be And I mean we've seen plenty

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Speaker 3: we've seen plenty of stuff on it. This one is

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Speaker 3: the saying is he this is more of how other people.

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Speaker 3: It's not Cassie's in it, but it's not about Cassie

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Speaker 3: as much as it is other people who are having, like,

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Speaker 1: And we all knew, and we never wanted to talk

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Speaker 2: It's like that one special uncle that nobody talks about.

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Speaker 2: We all knew that he had bad contracts, that he

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Speaker 1: We all knew.

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Speaker 3: You would and you would think, Okay, that's everybody in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we the robbery is the smallest. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask you this man, and I know, we

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Speaker 1: I shout out to boy Will Mills.

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Speaker 3: Will Mills supposed and so there's a producer named Little

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Speaker 3: Rod and Little Rod was working with Diddy and apparently

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Speaker 3: he was getting drugs. He fall asleep and Diddy with

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Speaker 3: And so Will said, if you a man, you gotta

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Speaker 3: And that's that's kind That's tough because I get it's

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Speaker 3: I mean. So there's probably plenty of men out there

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Speaker 2: In our community and our community, it's looked a different

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Speaker 2: even when you're in prison. There's prison rules. If you

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Speaker 1: Brou I don't unless I was seeking and this is

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Speaker 2: Unless I was seeking some kind of legal retribution, I

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Speaker 1: I probably it would always been it would always be

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Speaker 2: But I probably would have kept that to me man, honestly,

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Speaker 2: because what's the at this point, What would I have

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Speaker 2: I probably just kept that to himself as a victim.

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Speaker 2: I'll say that at the place.

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Speaker 1: The other question is do you stay after it happens? No,

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Speaker 1: That's that's the thing, everybody. That's the thing that people.

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Speaker 3: That's why most people don't have it back with it

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Speaker 3: because like, yo, you woke up and you were sore

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Speaker 3: something happened to me last night? And did he laying

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Speaker 1: That's crazy, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: That's I mean, I understand he was financially motivated to

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Speaker 2: stay there, but if you keep going back, then at

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Speaker 2: some point you stopped being a victim and you start

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can't like, there's no way in hell I stay.

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Speaker 2: Nah, I'm cool, you know what I I don't want

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Speaker 2: success in this terfry that bad if I got to

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Speaker 3: And that's crazy because that's how bad a lot of

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Speaker 3: these cats want it.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: We are addicted to fear of what did they call it?

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Speaker 2: Fear of missing out? Yeah, fomo. People in that lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: When Diddy's bigger than life, all the clubs and all

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Speaker 2: the stuff, the videos, people are like, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: rock or go buy that I know is wrong. I'm sorry, man,

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Speaker 2: you complicit in it if you let it keep happening.

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Speaker 2: And if you saw this man do the things he

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Speaker 2: did to other people and you never said anything, then

442
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 2: you just as bad as he is. In my humble opinion,

443
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 2: you come if.

444
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: You knew he was whooping that girl's ass like that

445
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 1: all because you.

446
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 2: Know, if he whooped her in a five star hotel

447
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: and he didn't look like he was worried at all,

448
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 2: you know he hadn't done that everywhere else as well.

449
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 2: That wasn't the only time you just got caught on

450
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 2: that video. I bet there's other videos out they can't.

451
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,479
Speaker 2: I bet these other videos out there.

452
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 3: Didn't you here a terrible person?

453
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 1: Man?

454
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 3: So if you get a chance to check check it out, man,

455
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 3: it's it's it hurts. It hurt because a lot of

456
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 3: people from that time of music that we love and

457
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 3: a lot of.

458
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: That we loved, or we're finding out that there Hollywood

459
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: is the devil. Bro horrible, some horrible people that very

460
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 1: it's a very republican thing to say. But that ain't wrong, bro,

461
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: I always said it dang wrong. Hollywood's full of people

462
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 1: telling you yes so they can get what they want.

463
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, with no morals, no code, just hey, if

464
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 2: that's what you need to get by, we'll do it

465
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 2: for you. So to keep making these movies, keep making this music,

466
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: all right, Bro, r Kelly was he got away with

467
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 2: that stuff, and everybody knew for how long?

468
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 1: Telling you man, it's a nasty place out there, man.

469
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: And the sad thing.

470
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 3: About r Kelly. R Kelly ain't eating only one. I've

471
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 3: told this story before. I'm in Yes, we love. I'm

472
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 3: in love with this girl. Bro, I'm in love with

473
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 3: this girl.

474
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm eventeen, she's sixteen. I'm loved girl. Yes.

475
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 3: I go to her house one day on my way

476
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 3: as I'm walking to work. It's a grown ass man

477
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 3: sitting in her living room and she got her leg

478
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 3: on his leg and he kind of looked at me.

479
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: Like, what's up, little man? Like that dude was twenty six,

480
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: twenty seven.

481
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: Years old, And you know what's scary about the whole situation,

482
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 2: Mama was home.

483
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,479
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. That was normal in

484
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: the nineties.

485
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 2: A girl in high school was dating a dude in

486
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: college Joe. The dudes from college would come to the

487
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 2: high school after school. Yeah, that was bro I don't

488
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 2: know we were wow. Bro, it was a different time, man, Bro,

489
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 2: heart was broke.

490
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: You were like, oh heart broke.

491
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 3: I saw my love, the love of my life, sitting

492
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 3: there mess messing with somebody old enough to be my granddaddy.

493
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: Bro about he said, a whole grown ass man.

494
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: Oh, old man, I ain't talk Jason. I'm seventeen. I'm

495
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 3: six two. Yeah, I'm six'.

496
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 2: Five he wasn't like a little, dude And i'm, like,

497
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 2: yo she a, sophomore.

498
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 1: Just, sophomore, Bro like what why he'd already graduated? College? Bro,

499
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,239
Speaker 1: my oh my old one of my older sisters had

500
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 1: a baby with a. Dude she was. Sixteen he was

501
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: twenty eight years.

502
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Old, god but nobody bad an eye back, then, right

503
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 2: nobody's bad. Eye yeah it's. Not you can't do that, stuff,

504
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 2: man that's. Wild that's why WHEN i see these videos

505
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: now Of republicans coming out trying to Defend, trump, like hey,

506
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 2: man you, know, fifteen ain't that?

507
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: Young what?

508
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 2: Bro what hey y'all on the list, Somewhere it's, like, hey,

509
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 2: dog she was Like meggane was, like, hey, man LIKE

510
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 2: i mean he liked the, younger the younger, TYPE i

511
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: mean not like.

512
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: Eight, yeah but like, no, nah that's. Crazy but.

513
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah my question to that, is, okay would you let

514
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: your fifteen year old?

515
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: Dato? Hell oh, no they. Wouldn't come, on, man are

516
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,199
Speaker 1: you out your? Mind you wanna let your fifteen year

517
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: old message? That?

518
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: Man, so but it's okay with somebody else's, fist somebody else's.

519
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: Daughter, man let somebody gonna talk to your daughter and

520
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 2: they they that old and keep fifteen, man y'all a,

521
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 2: while y'all a, y'all let me get away with.

522
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 3: Crane never, ever ever in my, Life i've been, like,

523
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 3: MAN i WANT i wanted somebody, Young like even WHEN.

524
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: I was singer in my.

525
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 3: THIRTIES i ain't dating no twenty year. OLD a twenty

526
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 3: one year? Old what were gonna talk?

527
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: About? Yo what we gonna?

528
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: Do i'm looking for my, Wife, oh my wife like

529
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 2: four years older than.

530
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: Me i'm looking for old. Women she robbing the.

531
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 2: Cradle she is, kidding, Yo, hey you're a, victim kid for?

532
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: Real she was a senior high. SCHOOL i was just

533
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: GETTING i was in middle, SCHOOL i, said eighth. Grade,

534
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: yo old she a whole trafficker brome talking About so come,

535
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 2: on can't get this car to? Me gonna get you

536
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 2: a happy? Meal like you got a, car thank. You

537
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: she got a booster seat in the back for.

538
00:25:59,600 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: Me.

539
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: Yo, hey but she looked younger than me, though that's

540
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 2: WHAT i. SAY i look like the old.

541
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: Man you ain't, lying, BRO I i'll tell hi about.

542
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: BABY i Know i'm. Old how you why you say you?

543
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 2: Old because my knees remind you WHEN i get, hey y'all, know, oh,

544
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: y'all if you listen to this show and you under age,

545
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: thirty just know at some point you're gonna wake up

546
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 2: and you're gonna have a mysterious injury for no.

547
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: Reason no no what you. Did like you don't know

548
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: you have a mysterious. Injury you don't know why what? Happened.

549
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 3: BRO i woke up the other, day doog and y'all's

550
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 3: talking About my ankle was just, Swoll, yes just. SWORE

551
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,199
Speaker 3: i ain't do NOTHING i, HAD i wouldn't exercise. IT

552
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 3: i drove To atlanta and the ankle that was swore

553
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: wasn't even the ANKLE i drive.

554
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: With that's funny that it's the other the other don't

555
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: even get. You. JAY i go to the.

556
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: Doctor he, SAYS i got plant of festus BECAUSE i

557
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 3: got flat.

558
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: FEET i say, so it just goes swell.

559
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 3: Up yeah yeah yeah they, yeah, yeah gonna ankle Brace.

560
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: Hey we.

561
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: Don't we don't wear shoes were supposed to like you know,

562
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: ME i wear Air force, one the flattest shoe on the, Planet.

563
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: Bro AND i just can't help.

564
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: It And i'm gonna tell you another, thing young, people

565
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 2: you under, thirty you don't understand the road trip where

566
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 2: every hour on the, hour you gotta stop and. Pee

567
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 2: you don't understand that. Yet, YEAH i pee on every

568
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: hour on THE i will stop the comedy.

569
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: Show y'all, KNOW i gotta go. Pee.

570
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 3: Jay this is how bad it is on the road.

571
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 3: Trip to day, BEFORE i just dehydrate. Myself i'm, like, hey, man,

572
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 3: NOTHING i don't drink nothing BECAUSE i don't. Care it

573
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 3: could BE i could put water in this cap and

574
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 3: drink AND i got the P. P.

575
00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: Bro in, fact we're gonna in one minute' have to go.

576
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: PEE i got a, timer, RIGHT.

577
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 3: I, got, man everything you can't eat nothing no more

578
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 3: everything love that you wanted to, Eat. BRO i been

579
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: hanging out With. Dwayne we sitting at the. Bar dwayne

580
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 3: order it was like some chicken, tenders Some buffalo chicken,

581
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: Tender french, fries and he had the ice cream with

582
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 3: THE i, said, BRO i would die IF i ate

583
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 3: real literally.

584
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: LIKE, i, bro what do they call? That one? Thing

585
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: WHILE i? Die every NIGHT i got to sleep at,

586
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: ME i would. DIE i wake. Up my wife is

587
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: beating on my, chest, going don't you give up on?

588
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: Me come, on Bree, yo keep hitting you with that

589
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: thing that shock you, stipulated, Like, yo you're gonna ever

590
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: go to go To jay's house like you got the

591
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: fibulator the living.

592
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: ROOM i got one in every. Room never, player you never.

593
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: Know on that, note we'll be right back with more

594
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: Hilarity Real, Last Real radio one of four point. One

595
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,720
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596
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,200
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597
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,240
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598
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,600
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599
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,440
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00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: for another nine. YEARS i am joined the Virtual studio

605
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: with the one d only Mister Ken miller Aka hello good.

606
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: Morning oh, no it's the ditty. One, hello good. Morning

607
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 2: i'm in prison.

608
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: All, Right oh, MAN i wanted to bring something up real. Quick.

609
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: Man i've been married for a very long.

610
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 2: Time y'all know my Wife, michelle AND i will say

611
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: this as my, wife she would do things every now

612
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: and again to remind me how much she loves. Me

613
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: but today she did something that was so. AMAZING i,

614
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: know this woman really really loves, Me. KEN i, mean

615
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: it was more amazing than her giving me four, kids

616
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: more amazing than her marrying. Me and we've been together

617
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: for thirty two. Years this woman did something for me

618
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 2: that not every woman would. Do and No i'm not

619
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 2: talking about anal What i'm talking.

620
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: About What i'm talking about this woman popped a pimple

621
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: on my, Back Ken.

622
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: Woo this woman was willing to put her hands on

623
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: me and relieve me.

624
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: Of the demon that was in my. Back, man my

625
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: wife did.

626
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 2: THAT i just want to shout Out, michelle because you,

627
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: know all women won't do.

628
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: That that's a, test. Y'all if your woman won't pop

629
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: your pimple on your, back she. Cheating she, cheats.

630
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 3: Cheating know, You i'm gonna tell you. This and once,

631
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: again me And James, black yes we. Are it might

632
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 3: happen in your. COMMUNITY i don't. Know i'm talking about

633
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: our community because me And james are up at The.

634
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 3: Tigers so when you WHEN i was a, teenager IF

635
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 3: i have, PIMPLES i don't know what it is about

636
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 3: laying in the girl's lap.

637
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: And she would your. FACE i don't know y.

638
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 3: We did, That LIKE i, said in our, community will

639
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 3: you dating a black?

640
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 2: Girl, boy come, in lay down And i'm going pop

641
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 2: the bumps on your. FACE i don't know. Why, here

642
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: that's called. Love that's how you knew it was. Real.

643
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: Man every every.

644
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: Black GIRL i dated from up up UNTIL i was

645
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: like twenty, FIVE i had a bump on my face

646
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 2: out laying they.

647
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: Lap they will pop that pimple on my.

648
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: Face and get to the, point if you're with the

649
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,479
Speaker 2: girl long, enough you don't even have to.

650
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: Ask you'll be walking by.

651
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 2: Her she's, like, boy come, here look, me look at you,

652
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: know go sit, down and she come home and pop.

653
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 3: Everything AND i think it came from seeing them, moms

654
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: because my mama would pop them on.

655
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 1: Us, yes, yes you know What i'm. Saying what come on?

656
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: Me what about then pop the, pimple clean it up

657
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 3: and you be. Gone and then AS i got, older

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00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 3: found out.

659
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: Not even supposed to pop.

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00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 2: Them, no you, know at least like.

661
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: SCARS i don't know what it was.

662
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: Like it was some little romance, sneakers a teenager that

663
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 3: lay in the little girl lap and she popped the

664
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 3: box on your.

665
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: Face i'm gonna tell you another thing to let it

666
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: let you know in our community that the girl loves

667
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: you if she buy you some.

668
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: Shoes if that girl, boy you know What i'm talking,

669
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: about can't back in the, day, BABY i got you some.

670
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: Sneakers it was some good sneakers, Too AND i.

671
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 3: Let you know she hate you when you came home

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00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 3: and she's, like, oh, yeah shoes, out.

673
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: She, said get my damn shoes back with your broke.

674
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: Casts yeah, whatever a black girl breaks up with, you

675
00:32:59,160 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: you become.

676
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: Broke that's what she called.

677
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 3: Broadcast they keep a list of stuff that you've done.

678
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: Wrong.

679
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: Yep and once you break, up, hey you broke your

680
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 3: mama fat and.

681
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: Ugly, hey she.

682
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: Got pictures of the duke and stands in your underwear like,

683
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: yo you were taking.

684
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: Pictures of them and say you got hey.

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00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: Hein't somebody sposted To mean On facebook and he was,

686
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: LIKE i don't know white. Ladies them them jaws were

687
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: dookie when we was. Together now now, now, mama So

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00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: i'm a little. Dukie but, boy they talk about your,

689
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: mama they call you when your own black, girl, mariage.

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00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: You talk about your, mammy not your. Mama all of a,

691
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: sudden that thing little it ain't.

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00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 2: Be, hey, Hey i've said this a million, times, Man.

693
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 3: Spanish women will get their cut when y'all. Break These

694
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 3: spanish women to get her family to come beat you.

695
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: Up, yes they.

696
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: Will white, women white women to kill, you and black

697
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 2: women are going.

698
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: To demean a lot of. YOU i used to just killed,

699
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: me dog man with your fat your, mama she your

700
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: fat ass.

701
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 2: Mama kill, me Dog just get seeing your cousins over

702
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: here to jump. Me just jump, me, dog just jump.

703
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: Me don't tell everybody my business like so. Mean oh May,

704
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: yeah you.

705
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: Know he ain't got no lights in the. House that's

706
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: why he always got them candles, On, like, Come i'm

707
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 2: getting the lights that come?

708
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: On, dog you gotta tell them all.

709
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 2: That come, on, man that's your. Mama car ain't even.

710
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 2: Yours look at you and his. Mama card at him

711
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: taking his kids.

712
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: HERE i don't even got. Children what is? It come?

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00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: See that's What i'm. Saying do you take care of?

714
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: Them?

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00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: See?

716
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 2: Oh, man so shout out the shell, man pop pop popping.

717
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: Pimples you just left y'all watching, YouTube y'all walk out the.

718
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 2: Door but, man, women, women just in, general, men they're

719
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 2: just nurturing.

720
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: PEOPLE i, mean that's just that's just how they.

721
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: Are.

722
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: Man you, know when AND i got to do, more

723
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 3: let my wife do more for me BECAUSE i have

724
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 3: done for myself for so.

725
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: Long like When i'm, sick my.

726
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: WIFE i got to, Soup i'm, LIKE i get, it

727
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: and she gets so upset Because.

728
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm, LIKE i can do it.

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00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 2: Myself and that's just their. Nature women are just nurturing.

730
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: People. Bro, god, man if you, listening just let them

731
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: do it for, Yes i'm telling. You we talked about

732
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: this the other.

733
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 2: DAY a grown ass man with a woman would not

734
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 2: have any under there underwear if it wasn't for his.

735
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: Wife they don't one who won't buy us. Underwear we

736
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: don't bout what the last time you bought? Underwear, MAN

737
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: i can't even tell. You.

738
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: Bro, yeah, bro they should put men's under war invatory's

739
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: secret while the women there, anyway just let me pick

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00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: up all for, Him, okay for, REAL i tell you the.

741
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: TRUTH i ain't bought draws SINCE i was in the ninth.

742
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 3: Grade and you don't even know that you needed? It

743
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 3: like you come on, like, HEY i watched you a

744
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: couple of little. Shirts uh huh yeah, yeah because you've

745
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 3: been wearing the same shirts for like five.

746
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: Years, WAIT i didn't even know THAT i even know, That.

747
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: Bro we. Don't we.

748
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 2: Don't we are so like we don't pay attention as

749
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: men when we got a. Woman we just at some,

750
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: point they just start taking care of.

751
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: Us god bless. Them they just start taking care of.

752
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 2: Us my wife will come, home like you, know my

753
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: wife will come home with, Shoes she'll come home with.

754
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: CLOTHES i don't buy my. CLOTHES i just THOUGHT i

755
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: just wear this.

756
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: Forever right at a certain, Age i've had this.

757
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: Shirt y'all seen this. Shirt i'm having the shirt at

758
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 3: least fifteen. Years, yeah at least fifteen.

759
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: Years, YEAH i GOT i got CLOTHES i.

760
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 3: DO i told my, homeboy shout out TO Dj, CALYX i,

761
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 3: said every man needs a. Suit christ didn't have any. Suits,

762
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 3: Man my wife got me five.

763
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: Suits. Bro, yeah remember on in the SUITS i wore

764
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: on THAT tv. Show, Yeah I'm. Michelle.

765
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, man every, Man, hey you gotta have. Suits you

766
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 3: gotta have nice, socks. SHOES i didn't even know brown

767
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 3: shoes went with the. SUIT i was just wearing black.

768
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 3: Shoes every.

769
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 1: Suit dread. Flocks we don't even buy drest.

770
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 3: Flocks i'll be on a James on be on that

771
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 3: with a, suit, dress, dress shoes.

772
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 1: And some two white.

773
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 2: Tubes come, on, man come on, man thank you women

774
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 2: for taking care of, us neglectful men who don't pay

775
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 2: attention to nothing but going to.

776
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: Work that's what we go to, do go to.

777
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 3: Work but, yeah at the beginning of the, show, man

778
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 3: you asked me what was going? On, Man i'm swinging

779
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: up to The. Funnyball, okay so about time this, air.

780
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: You know you'll see.

781
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 2: Everything But Gary owen is at The Funny bone this.

782
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: Weekend. Yo, heah like.

783
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 3: Twelve, bro he had he has done a record breaking

784
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: weekend at The Orlando, Funnyball Gary owen has sold out twelve.

785
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 2: Shows could we talk about that for a. Second, yes Before,

786
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: GARY i believe the record was. Earthquake no, no, No,

787
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 2: Bruce bruce, RIGHT.

788
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: I Don't, yeah, Yeah Bruce blacks and are usually the

789
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 3: two that we add shows. For but twelve is the

790
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 3: is direct because he did Two, thursday Three, friday Three,

791
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 3: saturday Two sunday and they just added too For.

792
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: Monday, Monday, Bro. MONDAY i hate that we.

793
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 2: DO i hate we Taping monday BECAUSE i would have

794
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 2: went through, like, oh we can Go, sunday can't?

795
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 3: We, Yeah i'm going. Tonight i'm going today because we're

796
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 3: doing something.

797
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: Special for him for the. ANNIVERSARY i mean the, anniversary

798
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: but for the.

799
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 3: Setout but shout. OUT i can't say what it is

800
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 3: all LIKE i, said shout out TO Gq.

801
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: Customs oh my, dude, okay, cool say what it. Is

802
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: but we're gonna do, That, OKAY.

803
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 2: I still need to give, up you, know a custom

804
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: pair from? Him MAN i forgot MAN i shout out

805
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 2: TO Gqu customs had him on MY.

806
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: Tv, Show really.

807
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 2: Talented if y'all, listening and y'all want to get y'all

808
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: shoes custom.

809
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: Made. Bro see, that, dude he is really good at

810
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 1: what he. Does for. REAL i ain't just saying.

811
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 3: That he did shoes For Orlando City. Soccer he's done

812
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 3: shoes FOR nfl, Players he's done shoes for. Rappers he

813
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 3: did my pair shoes for, me and he is officially

814
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 3: sponsored By Monster energy. Drinks he he, no you know

815
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: he really. Legit but back To Gary, BRO i was

816
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 3: telling him our, boy our comedy, SON i. Keen i've

817
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 3: done nine shows is the, most AND i was.

818
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: Featuring, YEAH i was at the end of the, Weekend

819
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: JAMES i, GOT i was. SICK i DO i. HAD

820
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: i was like beat at the, car out of work

821
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: the next. DAY i was, Sick. Bro because people don't

822
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: realize it sounds.

823
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: Crazy were just, talking but there's something about doing that

824
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: many shows in a. Gauntlet you are. Done when you're,

825
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: done like you are, Like, Bro you're, like. Damn ALL

826
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 2: i did was do. Shows BUT i feel exhausted.

827
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: And you got to think.

828
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 3: Too he doing an, hour so he's doing twelve hours

829
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 3: in five.

830
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: Days he also does a meet and greet.

831
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: Afterwards you know What i'm, Saying like we taping the

832
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 3: show right. Now, yeah we tape in the, morning so It's,

833
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: saturday we're taping this.

834
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: Show he can show at three. O'clock that's. Crazy he

835
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: got a. Maddename he doing A madame. Show that's. Funny. Bro,

836
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: hey CAN i say WHAT i think Helped gary so? Much?

837
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Self take us?

838
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 2: Down gary wasn't always on social, media you remember, that,

839
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: Right gary for the past year has been hitting social

840
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 2: media hard with clips AND i think his popularity has

841
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 2: grown a lot since.

842
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: Then, Man so.

843
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 2: Twelve, shows that's unheard, of selling that more that many morning.

844
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 3: MAN i think it gives comics Because gary been in

845
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 3: the game thirty years and he's always done, well you

846
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 3: know WHAT i, Mean it's always done. Well but to

847
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,959
Speaker 3: see how great he's doing even, now you, know going

848
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 3: through what he went through with personal life coming back,

849
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 3: out you, know and just to see a comic And

850
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 3: i'm just speaking as a, Comic, yeah just as a

851
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 3: comic be able to sell out twelve, shows it gives

852
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: me us. Hope it's comics that hey, man it can

853
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 3: happen for. You And i'm gonna use this one to

854
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 3: one of my favorite human beings on the. Planet shout

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00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: out To lee And. MORGAN i remember it had to

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00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 3: be five years, ago and it could have been longer than.

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00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 3: THAT i Picked leand up from The Fairfield end and

858
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 3: took her to The Orlando empire and it might have

859
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 3: been one hundred and ten.

860
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: People.

861
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 3: Wow three years, later two or three years later she

862
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: came back and it might have been two hundred people to.

863
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 3: Fifty the third time she gave back To, orlando she

864
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 3: was doing the.

865
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,959
Speaker 2: Theater and now you got A tv. Show that's A tv.

866
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 2: Show AND i think she's in her. Fifties, yes you

867
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 2: know What i'm.

868
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: Saying she really nomination, right really nice.

869
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 3: Person oh lover to, death lover her and who y'all

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00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 3: see that that southern, bell that, country that country twin

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00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 3: at that for her.

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00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: Family that is. Her that's not a.

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00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 3: Comedy she is one of these sweetest PEOPLE i have

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00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,200
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Speaker 3: she replied back because most of them. Don't and she,

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Speaker 3: says he IF i ever any one In, florida you

879
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Speaker 3: are on my short. List you, know you did it

880
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 3: such a great, job and you're open for me, nice

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Speaker 3: you know WHAT i. Mean, Like, so if you're a,

882
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Speaker 3: comic especially like for cats like me And james and

883
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Speaker 3: people who've been twenty twenty five years in, it it's not. Over,

884
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 3: no it's not.

885
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: Over it. Is all it takes is a social media.

886
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Speaker 3: Breaker you go do a dry bar or don't tell

887
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Speaker 3: and it blow up or maybe it'll.

888
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: Kill tony, said you just don't.

889
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: Know it's not over for all you commute Because i've

890
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Speaker 3: Been i've been saying it's been over for me for

891
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: two years and this, year this year was the best

892
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Speaker 3: year Comedy i've.

893
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: Had come, on come, on knock on wood. Man i've got.

894
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 3: To drive With alisade And Russell peters and my shows

895
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: are doing well.

896
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: And omg is wis on tour with him and.

897
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 3: My following and starting to go. Up so if you've

898
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 3: been doing this for a, minute no it's not it's not.

899
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Speaker 2: Over, hey, MAN i just think OF i just think

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Speaker 2: Of Bernie mac every single, time every single TIME i

901
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Speaker 2: get a little, Discouraged i'm, like, Man bernie to get on.

902
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Speaker 2: On that means in his, Fifties god bless. Him so,

903
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: yeah it's. Possible don't give up, people, hey and don't

904
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Speaker 2: stop following us real last.

905
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,280
Speaker 1: Man thank y'all so much for tuning.

906
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 2: In we always appreciate you and love you on behalf of,

907
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 2: myself Mister James john and that Is Ken.

908
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: Miller thank y'all for listening to. It and then we'll

909
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: see y'all. Tomorrow But ken tell him what to. Do

910
00:43:41,040 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: take your ass to. Bed we out