1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 1: Longtime listener here, somehow I missed what happened to Michael Brown? 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 2: Where did he go? 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 3: Thank you very much. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 4: Recently, several members of Trump's cabinet were interviewed and they 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 4: all said that Marco Rubio was the funniest one in 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 4: the cabinet. RFK Junior tells the story when Elon was 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 4: doing doge and they found two hundred and forty thousand 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 4: individuals receiving unemployment over one hundred and fourteen years old, 9 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 4: Rubio said, well, it's really hard to find a job 10 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 4: if you're over one hundred and fourteen years old. James 11 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,240 Speaker 4: O'Keeffe had discovered that a Cecarett service agent assigned to 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 4: j D Vance had leaked sensitive security information to an 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 4: undercover reporter. This is just unacceptable, horrific, stunning. So Bill 14 00:00:54,360 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 4: and Hill Clinton have decided not to testify about Jeff Epstein. 15 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 4: What is interesting is all the dams who wanted the 16 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 4: Epstein client lists released and actually who had voted that 17 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 4: they should be able to interview. Bill and Hill have 18 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 4: nothing to say. Now interesting. 19 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 3: Michael, you got me to thinking, are there just goobers? 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 3: Are there? Goobers and gooberettes and gubernis, a whole scale 21 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 3: of gouberdom. I'm wondering about that. 22 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 2: Please help me, Michael. I didn't know there had to 23 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 2: be a special exception to Title nine for mental illness, 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 2: because that's what this is. It's no different than anorexia. 25 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 2: Are we going to treat anarexia the way we treat 26 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 2: people that think they are a man but they're really 27 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 2: a woman, or a woman that thinks she should be 28 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 2: a man. It's like it's gone crazy. 29 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 3: Good Marning or Michael. Hey, I really hope I didn't 30 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 3: miss Michael's anatomical segment this morning. I missed you for 31 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 3: a little bit. I just wouldn't know what to do. 32 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 3: It's like a soap opera. You gotta have it every day. 33 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 5: Good morning, Michael and Dragon. 34 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 3: Well, time to follow Mattel's lead. 35 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 5: Then, sounds like we also need an autistic goober section 36 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 5: have a good day. 37 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: Hey, Mike. I had some eye problems last week too. Actually, 38 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: last Friday, I came down with an o'clock homa and 39 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: I just couldn't see my ass going to work. So 40 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: I understand eye problems are not easy, but I wish 41 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: you well in you recovery. 42 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 3: Hey, Michael, good luck with getting people not to wear 43 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 3: the pajamas in public. Stupid people bring their dogs into 44 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 3: the grocery store, into the hardware store, or into the Walmart. Yeah, 45 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 3: uh huh. The people have lost their minds. I can't 46 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 3: tell the difference what a woman is and they don't 47 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 3: know where a dog belongs and doesn't belong. 48 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 6: Michael, the standards of the passengers tend to correlate with 49 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 6: the price of the It's if you'll notice you don't 50 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 6: see too many people wearing pajamas up in first class. 51 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 6: I'll say, race surprise of all the tickets to the 52 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 6: first class price, and you'll get a better standard of passenger. 53 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I just heard you say you're not 54 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 5: anti Indian dot or the feather. I love you, Michael Brown. 55 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 7: Hey, Mike. Back in December, me and my husband flew 56 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 7: from Denver to Las Vegas for the National Rodeo Finals 57 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 7: there in Las Vegas, and on the return flight through TSA, 58 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 7: they were making everybody who had cowboy boots on take 59 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 7: off their cowboy boots. They went around telling people that 60 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 7: just to take your cowboy boots off. So it wanted 61 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 7: ding the scanner or whatever the machine's. 62 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 8: Called Yeah, but brother, you take that train. What want 63 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 8: is an xtu as an old legend from one to another. 64 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 8: Thanks for you, dude. 65 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 5: Hey, Michael, do you think that maybe it seems like 66 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 5: it's always women because they have not been taught with 67 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 5: violence like a lot of us men have when we 68 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 5: mess behave. 69 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 4: Just a thought. 70 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 5: I'm not advocating for. 71 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: It, Mike. 72 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 9: Have you been in the drop off or pickup lines 73 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 9: at a school lately? A lot of those women don't 74 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 9: obey the traffic signals there either. Oh and also one 75 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 9: time me and the crossing guard about got ran over 76 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 9: because the gal in our little white suv decided to 77 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 9: go around us and not stop for the crossing guard 78 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 9: as I was crossing the street with my kids to school. 79 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 10: Welcome to the situation with Michael Brown on KOA eight 80 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 10: fifty am N ninety four FM. Here are your rules 81 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 10: of engagement. Text Mike add three three one zero three 82 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 10: and start your text with Mike or Michael. 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