Speaker 1: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to video message
Speaker 1: number twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I'm like a dog in heat.
Speaker 3: I woke up yesterday morning with us ring a nice
Speaker 3: to start later, please, I could never know what the
Speaker 3: day with us forward.
Speaker 2: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
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Speaker 4: It is the fifteenth day of January twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4: We're here on the Power Trip Morning Show. Made it
Speaker 4: through the night. Hope you did too. Things are getting
Speaker 4: tough out there, ladies and gentlemen, be careful, take care
Speaker 4: of yourselves. Here's what we got on the show today.
Speaker 4: If Fargar Flash will be here, I think that's about it. Oh,
Speaker 4: we do have our vikings. We have where our Power
Speaker 4: Trip Press conference are our year and press conference. At
Speaker 4: some point today we'll do that for you and so
Speaker 4: much more. So let's get her started. Here's some comedy
Speaker 4: from Tim Slagel Power Trip Morning Show on a wild,
Speaker 4: weird Thursday morning. Come on in now. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 1: For two years we've had those stupid ads. If you
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Speaker 2: Makes no sense.
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Speaker 2: Utral Mornay Show its Thursday, January fifteenth of twenty twenty six,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. I'm Corey. That's Chris, there's Paul, there's Zach. Yeah,
Speaker 2: no Lever today, no Tommy Today, no human cocaine.
Speaker 4: As far as we know, they're alive, right, we believe so,
Speaker 4: I think, so okay, good.
Speaker 2: I assume dot com tom today too right, Yes, as
Speaker 2: far as we know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if anybody's alive about that. We may war,
Speaker 4: so I have no idea. So we'll do our best.
Speaker 2: There is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I don't know that there is
Speaker 4: that in't there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man? Yeah, only one winner.
Speaker 4: How do you do comedy today?
Speaker 2: Huh? Well, I would argue we don't do comedy most days.
Speaker 2: That's a good one man's opinion.
Speaker 4: Speak for yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your Huk's funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh cool? You're meeting that. He's funny and I'm not. No,
Speaker 2: you're all funny. Well, I look at that.
Speaker 4: I was saying that. That's what I was saying either. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I'm a very funny guy.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 4: I think I'm a barrel of monkeys, especially in the
Speaker 4: day like today. Yeah, I feel like today I'll be
Speaker 4: at my best.
Speaker 2: It's never a game at target, Isn't there like a
Speaker 2: kid's game called Barrel of Monkeys?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yea barrel.
Speaker 5: I never played that bit sort of in the vein
Speaker 5: of you know, like Cherry, what's that game?
Speaker 2: Hi, Jerry? Yeah, I think the same. I think the
Speaker 2: same people that make Don't Break the Ice make something
Speaker 2: like that. Don't Wake Daddy. Oh yeah, God, don't that
Speaker 2: freaking game. Yeah, we had that when the kid was
Speaker 2: pretty little. It sucks. That game sucks.
Speaker 4: I used to play that with my girlfriend. Oh back
Speaker 4: in high school when I was sneaking round of the bed.
Speaker 2: And then well because then he would want to fight you.
Speaker 2: Daddy wakes up. You guys are gonna throw hands, So
Speaker 2: wake daddy.
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Would you say it or would she say? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Both of us? Oh, that was first game we played.
Speaker 2: Can I You didn't say it to your sister, did you?
Speaker 3: No? No?
Speaker 2: No, just checking? Did you say it?
Speaker 4: I would say it because I was I cared about
Speaker 4: my sisters. I was like, kays, don't wake daddy. Ye right,
Speaker 4: So I don't want to get in trouble for allowing
Speaker 4: you to continue hooking. And also, uh, I probably I
Speaker 4: should have stopped you, but but I need the money
Speaker 4: and and I'm your pimp.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, you were your sister's pimp. It.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: That's nice of you, though, Well it was it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it wasn't until I sho didn't listen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know she's still doing it now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: someone going to teach her a lesson.
Speaker 4: Say you're my sister.
Speaker 2: You've watched a few too many videos.
Speaker 4: You've never seen Joe Dirt, have you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Never mind?
Speaker 2: Have you No? I haven't either. Yeah, I've heard it's great.
Speaker 4: It's very it's it's it's good.
Speaker 5: I like it very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, never saw it. I haven't seen any You.
Speaker 4: Guys don't watch great films.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen most of kid rocks work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I did see him once in concert though, go outside
Speaker 2: way back in the day. Was it good? He opened
Speaker 2: with I should have laught. I should have left after
Speaker 2: that because that song kicked ass and it was awesome.
Speaker 2: And then after that, I'm like, oh boy, you you're
Speaker 2: lead with that. I should just go I am the
Speaker 2: bull God. Not really, but I like that song. That
Speaker 2: song's okay, yeah, like yeah, cow cowboy. Sure.
Speaker 4: I can't say cowboy that because I don't want to
Speaker 4: get suits. I go, mam, yeah, oh right on, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: No, not right?
Speaker 4: Not rhino rag out. That'd be a that'd be a
Speaker 4: scarier song with it.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, rhinos are pains in the ass. Well they
Speaker 2: can be sure, they can be sure? Sure? Yeah, well
Speaker 2: played they have a horn. I wonder how many people
Speaker 2: they kill you. Let me look this up. How many
Speaker 2: people a year the fifteenth year by rhinos? Rhinos? Do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 4: Do you think?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Did you guess?
Speaker 4: How many rhinos?
Speaker 2: On average? Estimates suggest how many human deaths a year
Speaker 2: from rhinos?
Speaker 5: Seven?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fifteen? Right, Yeah, I'm gonna go with five. This
Speaker 2: is according to the old Artificial Intelligent Intelligence overview the
Speaker 2: AI overview, Rhinos kill very few people, with estimates suggesting
Speaker 2: only two to three human deaths a year, as attacks
Speaker 2: are rare and usually defensive when they feel threatened or startled. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this could be a little bit more, they say, depending
Speaker 2: on bad documentation, but still yeh yeah, we're talking probably
Speaker 2: single digits. Well that's good. Hippos kill around five hundred
Speaker 2: people a year, Yeah, they're mean, how about this elephants
Speaker 2: anywhere between fourteen and five hundred. That's a huge difference. Yeah, Saus,
Speaker 2: I know you know this. I know you've retained this
Speaker 2: over the How long have you been here twenty years? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've been here twenty years. I know We've said this
Speaker 2: enough where you know the answer, Max isn't here to
Speaker 2: be like I got my boy. Yeah, so I'm going
Speaker 2: to say it. I believe in you. Oh wow, that's
Speaker 2: a first, because we've we've talked about this, I bet
Speaker 2: forty times on a yearly basis what animal kills the
Speaker 2: most people? Oh my god. The fact you have it's
Speaker 2: not a great way. The fact that you haven't answered
Speaker 2: immediately immediately concerns me.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what is it? Mosquito? Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: We've talked about it so many times. I thought you
Speaker 2: had Oh yeah, I thought you had it. Don't remember
Speaker 2: that you had it. I don't remember that. And isn't
Speaker 2: technically that an insect not an animal? I mean, we're
Speaker 2: all just a bunch of bleeping animals. Yeah, kills the
Speaker 2: most people every year. I didn't know that. We've talked
Speaker 2: about that so many times. What are times? I mean
Speaker 2: at least a dozen. Oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 2: I don't remember talking about that once. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Was it two summers ago or one summer ago when
Speaker 6: you had like the worst mosquito bites in world's history.
Speaker 2: I know that was during the World Series of Poker,
Speaker 2: right before I left. So that was July of maybe, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe twenty two or twenty three. Yeah, Oh my gosh
Speaker 2: twenty three. Maybe they were beat red. Dude, that was
Speaker 2: hell for like two weeks. Couldn't have timed it worse.
Speaker 2: And you know it's bad when the guy that was
Speaker 2: sitting next to me goes, you are right, like what
Speaker 2: is that? I'm like, I don't know, this is bed
Speaker 2: bug bites?
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They were huge, yep and bright red and I couldn't
Speaker 2: I couldn't shake them and they couldn't stop itching. And
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I got bit to hell the night before
Speaker 2: I left for Vegas and that bothered me for weeks.
Speaker 2: And I'm not exactly it was weeks.
Speaker 5: Are you getting it on in front of a campfire?
Speaker 2: Nope? Yeah, just dus shouldn't have Warren shorts in the
Speaker 2: middle of July. And that's why why do I go outside? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you get a bunch of like calamine lotion?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I tried every lotion on the planet. And by the way, oh,
Speaker 2: I caught a lot of hell this year from you
Speaker 2: know who. When I was like, yeah, I'm not going outside,
Speaker 2: I'm going to Vegas tomorrow. I'm staying in, but we're
Speaker 2: gonna go out and the neighbors are gonna do this
Speaker 2: or we're gonna do fireworks. No, nope, I'm staying in
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna wear seven layers of pants. I'm not
Speaker 2: doing that again.
Speaker 4: You could have worn yeah, you could have worn pair
Speaker 4: could have it was too hot and I did not
Speaker 4: have to go outside now anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I mean, why does anybody leave their house?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I mean you still might get
Speaker 2: the door kicked down, but uh, I mean the house.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I slept here last night,
Speaker 4: did you really?
Speaker 2: I did? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why did you sleep here last I was afraid that
Speaker 4: they were going to shut the city down and we
Speaker 4: weren't going to be able to get in here, so
Speaker 4: I came here just in case so I could the
Speaker 4: report on the end of the world from in the studio.
Speaker 2: Where did you sleep in my car? You love doing that.
Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep anyway, so like a little after midnight,
Speaker 4: I just drove on in here and just hung out here.
Speaker 4: I did take a shower before I came in, and
Speaker 4: so I didn't smell it up in here.
Speaker 2: Fantastic choice, Thank you?
Speaker 6: Is that shower still there? Like in my house on
Speaker 6: the other side of the building, Remember that one shower?
Speaker 6: Hawk that you would go to like the you.
Speaker 5: Made the workout, Jim. You know, it's a great question.
Speaker 4: I have no idea, have no idea, but you know
Speaker 4: I watched my my slut parts in the in the
Speaker 4: sink for.
Speaker 2: That's about every part of your body.
Speaker 4: Well it could be, I guess, yeah, you're what was
Speaker 4: in the sink, Eddie? Why do you wash your thing
Speaker 4: in the sink?
Speaker 2: Yes? All time? Oh so good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure during the remodel here they're going to put
Speaker 2: a new shower in so we can all just bathe together.
Speaker 4: I don't think they are. Oh yeah, I don't think
Speaker 4: they are.
Speaker 2: I don't think they are.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about the raffle? Are you upset?
Speaker 2: Don't love it? Yeah? Yeah, I thought you would. I
Speaker 2: thought that would be the whole first segment. Yeah you reply.
Speaker 2: I kind of called the other day. I'm like, they're
Speaker 2: probably just going to raffle it off because why this
Speaker 2: company doesn't want money.
Speaker 5: I've offered for like three years to pay for.
Speaker 2: That Gallaghan machine slash pac Man machine, and they've said,
Speaker 2: uh no, Well Lee volsovic As first, Well, Lee's already
Speaker 2: told me I can have it. In fact, Lee already
Speaker 2: emailed me and said she's going to put her name
Speaker 2: in the raffle, and if she wins a raffle, she's
Speaker 2: giving it to me because Lee's the best. Yeah, okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: so long story longer. They're going to raffle the whole
Speaker 2: thing off. This is a little like meat saucing it.
Speaker 2: Just taking your ball and go home. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna win the raffle. I almost am like,
Speaker 2: do I even put my name in the running for
Speaker 2: this or do I just say forget it? Somebody else
Speaker 2: can just have it and I just give up that dream. Well,
Speaker 2: two things again, these are the problems that are the
Speaker 2: most important this morning, me getting my hands on a
Speaker 2: video game console that you'll play like twice. Well, two things.
Speaker 6: On this one, they're only gonna like, they're gonna raffle
Speaker 6: and then you get to pick of off the list
Speaker 6: what you want the moment?
Speaker 2: What what? Right? Come on, So it's somebody's gonna choose
Speaker 2: a standing desk or the pac Man machine, and they
Speaker 2: might pick the standing desk, like and not everybody's going
Speaker 2: to want that. Now.
Speaker 6: The other one is, you know who's more pissed than
Speaker 6: anybody at this point about your predicament go on, Jared,
Speaker 6: because they had to, I guess, go into that thing
Speaker 6: and fix it up. And they had to, like they
Speaker 6: brought it back to life basically, And Jared was like,
Speaker 6: my one request is that it goes to a home,
Speaker 6: somebody that's gonna use it, use it and appreciate. I
Speaker 6: want it to be my friend ever home. He thought
Speaker 6: you would be perfect for that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jared.
Speaker 6: And now it might go to somebody who just wins
Speaker 6: a raffle and just maybe has it gathered dust in
Speaker 6: a garage.
Speaker 2: Now, look, here's the deal. We've had that thing since
Speaker 2: the day we moved into this building twenty plus years ago. Sure,
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of the time it's been unplugged. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's why years ago it's like, can I just
Speaker 2: have it, I'll pay you for it, But it just
Speaker 2: sits here and collects dust. It's not even plugged in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know why they just didn't give it to you.
Speaker 6: I think I'm going to enter. I'm gonna win it.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna sell it to you. Yeah, I know, well
Speaker 6: I'll buy it.
Speaker 2: That's Gane. I'd rather give you the money than the
Speaker 2: company I mean, i'll charge you like a buck, but
Speaker 2: I just want you to buy it. I'd rather give
Speaker 2: you the money. Yeah, I'm entering right now because that look,
Speaker 2: that's it's a brilliant idea. Let's go, let's go full circle.
Speaker 2: Then when I have it, one less reason to leave
Speaker 2: my house, because again, right now, who wants to go outside?
Speaker 2: It's colder in hell to forget it's forget just the
Speaker 2: the civil unrest. It's civil unrest and it's freezing. Sucks
Speaker 2: out there. Man.
Speaker 5: But it's a multiplayer thing too, right, so maybe you
Speaker 5: friends over.
Speaker 2: I'm not interested in that.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 2: As I was.
Speaker 4: I asked about getting one of the They got a
Speaker 4: fake They had a fake Less Paul hanging on the wall.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool looking little guitar. That's a good little
Speaker 4: neck on that thing. I could play that. And I
Speaker 4: asked Emily about it, you know, because I figured we
Speaker 4: just throw them away problics, you know. And then when
Speaker 4: they were there, she was like, well, you know, we'll
Speaker 4: let you know, and then they put them in the auction.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I had the exact same reaction when I
Speaker 2: saw the gal like the machine.
Speaker 6: Well, I just had more there. The cabinets part of
Speaker 6: that was just taken by whoever wants. Wait, I mean
Speaker 6: they just okay, cabinets, n somebody took all of all
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 2: How that worked out? So wait, there are things that
Speaker 2: people can just take apparently apparently, but your freedom, or
Speaker 2: your friends or your neighbors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a really weird rant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is weird to figure out what to talk
Speaker 4: about that. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to buy
Speaker 4: a place in Greenland. I don't know if I If
Speaker 4: I go, I am, I'm gonna do it, go further east.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna be the first there. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: put the first McDonald's in Greenland.
Speaker 2: Don't give land in Scotland. There are no McDonald's in Greenland.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man. I know that they named Greenland
Speaker 4: Greenland because it's icy in Iceland, because Iceland.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm saying, first franchise e, that's right.
Speaker 6: Population is legitimately less than a US Bank stadium crowd
Speaker 6: for a Vikings.
Speaker 2: It's fifty six thousand, I know, the entire country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they better be mobilized. They better be ready,
Speaker 4: because here I come with my McDonald's. Don't take like
Speaker 4: no McDonald's. That's my second Eddie Murphy references.
Speaker 2: Many do have McDonald's is great? Can we order some?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: Probably?
Speaker 4: Can't? They pray? I better not say that.
Speaker 2: Can we get chick fil a?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: Whatever you want?
Speaker 2: Would you eat some hogs?
Speaker 4: Would I eat some hogs?
Speaker 2: My love bacon?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Some chick fil a?
Speaker 4: Well, hell yeah I would cool. I could pay for
Speaker 4: it quick, brat.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, with this video game money? Because you slipped
Speaker 2: it on me. Hawk paid for it last time.
Speaker 4: I think I did. Did I pay yourse?
Speaker 1: Echo?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yes, okay, good, I'm just return in the favor.
Speaker 4: Oh thanks, buddy, Bob.
Speaker 2: The dude. Oh man, man, I wish somebody would do
Speaker 2: something about this situation.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder who could say.
Speaker 4: It's time?
Speaker 2: What do we call on in times of need? Here
Speaker 2: he comes to save the day. I don't think you
Speaker 2: can stand it?
Speaker 4: How could he stand it? It's his city?
Speaker 2: I wonder. I wonder who we're not using to finish
Speaker 2: this off. More of the power to your morning show,
Speaker 2: More worthless complaints, breaking sports news overnight. That's a distraction.
Speaker 2: We can talk about that when we get back Fargo.
Speaker 2: Flish will come in all right, he will be here
Speaker 2: if he makes it in Bargo, Flash will be here again.
Speaker 2: We think dot com eight o'clock hour, no labor today.
Speaker 2: He's in Florida with Twin City's live. Must be rough.
Speaker 2: That's right, got out at the right time for Santa
Speaker 2: Belle Islander, wherever the hell he is. Uh No, Tommy,
Speaker 2: Tommy will be here tomorrow for a little bit. Always
Speaker 2: Tomorrow is coming in always combust. Well when it's Cristel
Speaker 2: and Tommy at the same time, my Lord, then our
Speaker 2: buddy Andrew DePaul is going to be here to low.
Speaker 2: It'll be fun next forty eight hours. This is the
Speaker 2: Power to morning show on the Fan. Hey, Sauce, yes,
Speaker 2: hogs here.
Speaker 4: You grew up in the rich world. Sure is that
Speaker 4: you remember that place down in down by South Dale
Speaker 4: called Cucumbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that still open? I think so? It's great.
Speaker 2: What is it? It's a salad place, huge salad salad bar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just bitch and man Parker there. Yeah that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a weird thing.
Speaker 6: You got to thirty percent. Sure it's open. Yeah, we
Speaker 6: went there once. It's very good. Habit loves it. I'll
Speaker 6: put that in the book.
Speaker 4: That's a great point.
Speaker 2: This his book would be electric.
Speaker 1: It is electric.
Speaker 4: I've got to some publishers yest In, they're electrified.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that place is great. I think I might write
Speaker 5: a book.
Speaker 4: You should.
Speaker 2: I got a handful of topics. I'd like to address.
Speaker 2: Nothing that I'm directly connected to. But my mate, you know,
Speaker 2: might make some money, might move some products. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got a couple ideas.
Speaker 4: You get better at typing as you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're pretty good. I'm gonna do voice to text.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to type anything. I might just have
Speaker 2: a I write the whole book and then just take
Speaker 2: credit for it and make money there speeches. Yeah sure.
Speaker 2: What was that type again that Abbott likes the restaurant cucumbers?
Speaker 2: Yeah he does.
Speaker 4: He's eating salad, sorry, Chad. Yeah, I'm just taking shot
Speaker 4: at everybody.
Speaker 2: Has he though? Yeah? Oh god, he loves it. I
Speaker 2: have somebody a grand Wow, it's very good. It's a
Speaker 2: fifty foot salad bar.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of feet. Hey, yeah, who eats that
Speaker 4: many feet?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: They have a salad bar? Say that again? Fifty foot
Speaker 2: salad bar. That's a huge bitch. They have a hot
Speaker 2: entree bar, homemade soups, fresh bakery, and they do takeout.
Speaker 4: Wasn't hot?
Speaker 5: Andre and outcasts?
Speaker 4: Thank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll played. And where you're going? Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2: What do you want to go?
Speaker 4: I just thought of it.
Speaker 2: I'd go today if you want.
Speaker 4: Where are we going again? Cucumbers? That's too many letters.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to suck cucumbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your tad does. Okay, that's a really nice thing
Speaker 2: to say about it.
Speaker 4: Dad, I can't believe you said something.
Speaker 1: But it's not a.
Speaker 5: Super hard word. But you know it's not cat or dog.
Speaker 2: I mean good for good for Dwight.
Speaker 5: But if you want to go, I'll go. We have
Speaker 5: to bring a linus.
Speaker 4: But Louis and Steve like cucumbers.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, he'd go. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 6: They have their soups today, you guys ready, chicken noodle,
Speaker 6: caribbean chicken chili. Nobody cares are we allowed to eat
Speaker 6: that these days? Chicken parmesan.
Speaker 2: We don't care.
Speaker 4: To have chicken parmesan soup.
Speaker 2: Yep and garlic three bean, we don't even care.
Speaker 4: Did sound like a jazz flute in here if I
Speaker 4: played in the fights Garlic three bean soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you want to go, I'll go.
Speaker 4: That's that's you know, I'm gonna consider it.
Speaker 2: Garlic three Bean sounds like the name of a Harlem
Speaker 2: Globe trotter, right, like a Hall of Fame level one. Like,
Speaker 2: oh god, I remember growing up watching Garlic three Bean.
Speaker 2: That guy could do it all.
Speaker 6: What a ball handler? Well, he was like the Professor.
Speaker 6: That guy's like still a thing, Professor. Yeah, I follow
Speaker 6: him on Instagram.
Speaker 2: He's you follow Professor on Instagram. He's like a huge
Speaker 2: d overseas like he does like shows right, like like
Speaker 2: the Harlem Globe drips. If you guys don't know what
Speaker 2: we're talking about. He's like the one of the street
Speaker 2: ballers from back in the day. What was that called
Speaker 2: the and one mixtape? Guys that idea? Oh and the
Speaker 2: Professor basically looked like me. He was like a five
Speaker 2: to eleven white kid that could just dribble like it
Speaker 2: was nobody's business. Yeah, so think like Jason Williams back
Speaker 2: in the day. White chocolate but on steroids. Yes, I
Speaker 2: like white chocolate, just nothing but just tricks and deceptive moves,
Speaker 2: and the professor would make people basically break their ankles
Speaker 2: chick some deceptive moves, and then he would lob it
Speaker 2: up to some guy that could just hammer some three
Speaker 2: sixty backflip dunk. Do you remember Cadillac? Not really. He
Speaker 2: was like the huge dude that just shot threes from
Speaker 2: the corner. Was he the guy that played with garlic
Speaker 2: three mean?
Speaker 4: Yes, he got to save Minneapolis yesterday.
Speaker 2: No, that that's a different guy. I wonder who could
Speaker 2: save this city? Hello a r m hm m m
Speaker 2: my god. I agree. So are we are we? Excuse me?
Speaker 4: Are we going to Cucubers? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably not. Thanks for the invite. You're invited, but you
Speaker 2: wouldn't need any of it. No, I would eat the salad.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't drink the pepsi products that they serve. Of course,
Speaker 2: how did you know that? He immediately it's literally cocher pepsi.
Speaker 6: We have a variety of beverages to choose from that
Speaker 6: are all pepsi products. We offer pepsi products at the
Speaker 6: end of the salad bar.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry that, Oh there he goes. What about the
Speaker 5: hot entree bar?
Speaker 2: Yeah, anything that hot. Oh, I'm sure other people like well,
Speaker 2: what about Eric Andre. You like Eric Andre? Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: very hilarious. Three thousand Andre the Giant, Yes, l R.
Speaker 2: I p right, Andre, I think I'm gonna I think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to this place today. Wasn't there like
Speaker 2: a seal named Andrea? Sure in some movie? Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was one of my all time favorite songs. I love
Speaker 2: that jam.
Speaker 6: Hmmm, I hate the Eagles Man, Well they're out. That's
Speaker 6: such a good movie, such a good movie movie. Andre
Speaker 6: the Seal was a famous harbor seal in rock Port Main.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. I just that was in the
Speaker 2: back of my mind that there was some seal named Andrea.
Speaker 2: I thought it was in a movie, though it was
Speaker 2: a book by Lou Deats. I didn't read that, so
Speaker 2: that's not how I know it.
Speaker 5: You remember his grandma and Norma?
Speaker 2: What was your name? Enorma Beats. That's a terrible name.
Speaker 2: Your hands up, Enorma Beats.
Speaker 5: You would his dad get it on?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're asking?
Speaker 6: Wood Hawk Bang Loud Dietz's grandma e Norma Deats. This
Speaker 6: show is definitely not doing our part. I can't do
Speaker 6: it well until two o'clock tonight. Well, I mean yeah,
Speaker 6: you'll call andre I remember this book.
Speaker 2: If we were, if we wouldn't get fined, I would
Speaker 2: play the Superman theme song.
Speaker 5: Anyway, did we played in sports last night?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Again, like I said, we did have breaking news overnight.
Speaker 2: John Harbaugh finalizing a deal to be the New York
Speaker 2: Giants head coach.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's where he wants to live.
Speaker 2: I thought that was an interesting choice though, I don't know, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: do they have a quarterback? Have you? If you're a
Speaker 2: coach that's established, excuse me, as established as Harbaugh is
Speaker 2: from a multiple MVP and Lamar Jackson to Jackson dart
Speaker 2: and you're gonna hope that it works. I don't know, man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: most of the teams that are available don't have quarterbacks.
Speaker 2: That's why they're losing, right, Yeah, So by definition, you're
Speaker 2: probably going to a team that does not have an
Speaker 2: established quarterback, otherwise they would be winning. So I get
Speaker 2: that that's part of it.
Speaker 6: But give the fifth overall pick, you've a really good
Speaker 6: defensive line.
Speaker 2: Dart works. Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, the Giants are set to
Speaker 2: hire John Harbough. We'll talk a little bit more about
Speaker 2: that and more Front Page Sports after this.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's sock sports. Let's uh was it that day?
Speaker 2: Is that right? Sham said? I think it was yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't know yesterday. Barrero hammered the forty one donut bit,
Speaker 2: so that might be the forty one donut anniversary yesterday.
Speaker 2: I think the miracle is a handful of days ago,
Speaker 2: because I think he talks about that as well. Who
Speaker 2: do I know? Everything I said might have just been
Speaker 2: wrong the miracles yesterday? What about forty one donut because
Speaker 2: that was definitely the theme of his show yesterday. Mitch
Speaker 2: Berger also January fourteen. They were both on the same day,
Speaker 2: so one of the worst days in Vikings history and
Speaker 2: arguably the best day in Viking So which.
Speaker 5: One did Burrell cover?
Speaker 2: There was a there was a lot of forty one
Speaker 2: donut talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I tuned in in the middle of
Speaker 4: the Mitchburger thing. I swear to you this is not
Speaker 4: an ex I thought it was Bob Hagen for about
Speaker 4: five minutes. They sound so much alike. Really, I thought
Speaker 4: it was Bob Hagen. Hagen just said he was gonna
Speaker 4: be on the radio. I watched Mitch Berger and the
Speaker 4: guy who's gonna say Minneapolis almost fight one time A
Speaker 4: long time again.
Speaker 2: O kidding. What happened?
Speaker 4: Rosie had said something about him and Mitch confronted him
Speaker 4: in the locker room, and I think Mitch thought Rosie
Speaker 4: was just gonna back down, and Rosie did not.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Really interesting. That's when I was brand new to.
Speaker 2: The radio station.
Speaker 4: We've talked about that before on the show.
Speaker 5: See we need something like that to happen at the
Speaker 5: fan today or maybe.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, like what if, like what if Rudy
Speaker 2: Gobert knocked out Rosie's teeth just with a punch.
Speaker 4: Rosie stand out.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, because.
Speaker 2: Rosie goes to Wolves games, Like what if Rosie said
Speaker 2: something about Gobert? Go bear either listen to the podcast
Speaker 2: or saw the clip on Twitter confronts him Rosie doesn't
Speaker 2: back down because he's also a very tall man.
Speaker 5: He's not a seven foot like Colbert.
Speaker 2: And then Gobert just says, I don't know, something super
Speaker 2: intimidating in French and then punches him in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's Russian. Yeah what if I don't know? Jonathan
Speaker 2: Grenard just kicked the hell out of tackle Terry Tuma
Speaker 2: for almost no reason. Wow, he wouldn't. He's a sweet dude.
Speaker 2: Why is tackling the Viking? He's been critical of Grenard's
Speaker 2: play this year. Oh, I wanted to confront him. Get
Speaker 2: off of them? Okay? Front Page Sports.
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Speaker 2: free at Holiday. Our guy made it official. Adam Feelin
Speaker 2: is announcing his retirement from the NFL. He said he's
Speaker 2: done twelve year career, but nine plus with the Vikes.
Speaker 2: Something like that. Fourth most catches in Viking's history, behind
Speaker 2: just Chris Carter, Randy Moss, and Justin Jefferson. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I remember being at the tryout he was at, and
Speaker 6: I specifically remember he was doing like everything he did
Speaker 6: he was hustling right, everything he did was on purpose
Speaker 6: and all this right. And then I remember they also
Speaker 6: had Chris Carter's son in for a.
Speaker 2: Tryout.
Speaker 4: His name is Chris Carters.
Speaker 6: He also did a hustling Nope, he thought he was
Speaker 6: on the team, And it was like night and day,
Speaker 6: the difference of like you could tell thelan was like
Speaker 6: serious about it and Chris Carter's son just thought.
Speaker 2: He was gonna make the team. Yeah. So I saw
Speaker 2: some of the stats. Adam Feelin sixty four touchdowns that
Speaker 2: is tied for seventy fourth all time. Receiving right, seventy fourth, Yeah,
Speaker 2: eight ninety seven yards that's ninety seventh all time. So
Speaker 2: the two big ones yards and touchdowns. You could argue
Speaker 2: catches too. He's got seven hundred and four catches. You're
Speaker 2: talking like a top one hundred receiver of all time. Now,
Speaker 2: when you're Randy Moss and you want to be like
Speaker 2: the top one or two of all time, you'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: well whatever, Jefferson's going to be like a top five
Speaker 2: guy maybe when it's all said and done as well,
Speaker 2: it's pretty cool in the history of football to be like,
Speaker 2: I was one of the best one hundred receivers that's
Speaker 2: ever played.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty cool. And I made the team at
Speaker 5: a tryout.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And if you look at his numbers in the
Speaker 2: last what decade or so, he's one of the most
Speaker 2: productive wide receivers in the NFL. Yeah, in the last
Speaker 2: twelve seasons. Yeah, pretty good run for our guy, man.
Speaker 2: Adam feeln yep. Shout out to feeling of a story.
Speaker 2: Pro bowler in twenty and seventeen, Pro bowler in twenty eighteen. Yeah, great, dude, huge,
Speaker 2: huge piece on that huge friend on the twenty seventeen team.
Speaker 4: You know, I didn't think it was. Here's I mean,
Speaker 4: a little above average.
Speaker 2: You've seen it. Oh yeah, here's a Jordan Addison update.
Speaker 2: This is This isn't a super dramatic update, but we
Speaker 2: have a little more detail about the incident at the
Speaker 2: casino the other day that he got arrested for. He
Speaker 2: allegedly refused to leave a casino restaurant multiple times, and
Speaker 2: then when he was being escorted out of the building,
Speaker 2: he also repeatedly was redirected towards the front exit because
Speaker 2: he didn't want to go where they were selling him
Speaker 2: to go. So he was doing court February third for
Speaker 2: arraignment with someplace called the Bow Palace Noodle Bar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, those are good noodles.
Speaker 2: I bet, yeah, you can eat j u b a
Speaker 2: oh chubboo juwboo. I don't know. Palace noodle bar a
Speaker 2: noodle bar.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I wonder if they have pepsi products. He's gonna So
Speaker 2: that was at the Seminal Hard Rock Casino in Tampa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I bet those noodles are good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet they are good. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 2: what you do with Jordan. We'll see. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't think you trade him at like his lowest. It
Speaker 2: would be selling low.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you don't do with him. You
Speaker 4: don't drag racing. That's not blow your doors off. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a good will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, not messing around. No, it's not.
Speaker 2: If you're going to drag risk and make sure that
Speaker 2: he's under the influence and asleep behind the wheel in La.
Speaker 2: You know what that is? The time to dragon and
Speaker 2: then say, on your market, set go.
Speaker 5: But don't tell him this.
Speaker 4: Don't tell him there's noodles to be had at the
Speaker 4: end of the strip or.
Speaker 2: A sick dog. But I just caught myself. How many
Speaker 2: drag races start with on your mark, grease? Did? I don't?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I I gotta think there's a more
Speaker 2: manly way to do it than just have one guy
Speaker 2: yell out the window on your market and said, go,
Speaker 2: of course you're on your mark.
Speaker 5: You at the starting line and you're ready on your mark.
Speaker 2: Get set. I am set, Yeah, I am set go.
Speaker 2: I'm doing all that. Man.
Speaker 7: God, he's fast in a car, yes, yeah, man, and
Speaker 7: probably on foot too. I bet he did have a
Speaker 7: lot of drops this here. Yeah, and I don't even
Speaker 7: know what the number is. It just seemed like it
Speaker 7: was way too many.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 4: It's the noodle juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow.
Speaker 4: He loves these noodles.
Speaker 2: Yep, he loves these wants to go to the noodle bar,
Speaker 2: asked multiple times to leave the noodle bar. Man, Man,
Speaker 2: So that has to be drunkenness though, right, Why would
Speaker 2: they ask you which the by the way, the story
Speaker 2: I read did not say anything about obvious intoxication or
Speaker 2: him being belligerent. Well, I just people, I just.
Speaker 4: Probably would not want to say, well, yeah, obviously we
Speaker 4: overserved him.
Speaker 2: Yeah correct, I mean, but from a law enforcement perspective,
Speaker 2: you would assume in the report would be he was
Speaker 2: intoxicated and not responding to officers demands, because otherwise, think
Speaker 2: of how rowdy you have to be to be completely
Speaker 2: sober and be asked to leave a noodle bar.
Speaker 6: Zach your hands up. Quick update on this story. Well, no,
Speaker 6: they serve canned soda Coca Cola products, but it is
Speaker 6: in cans, so never mind noodles and just cann You're
Speaker 6: felting like an adult.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you are a judging man, right though.
Speaker 2: And that's a can of diet coke. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with it. It's like, that's great. That's for like a
Speaker 2: picnic in the summertime. You know, you got the you
Speaker 2: are judge, Yeah, the basket. You don't want to just
Speaker 2: sit at a blackjack table in Tampa, Florida and somebody
Speaker 2: hands you a nice cold, canned diet coke.
Speaker 6: I want a fizzy glass with ice full of wonderful
Speaker 6: diet coke.
Speaker 4: I hope you have that. I hope that for you, buddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope they really can't get that anywhere.
Speaker 6: Something great, which I just realized because other than like
Speaker 6: Fortune Bay, great Spot, yeah, the.
Speaker 2: Oh can we go?
Speaker 6: Sure, let's go Great Spot, great golf course too. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: I was there in a donkey costume.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So security came over and asked me what I
Speaker 2: was doing. Seen Bear's family is a cat but me, No,
Speaker 2: I was talking to Corey.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, they did not know. Does he ever go
Speaker 5: to tavern on the bed?
Speaker 2: I'm sure? Yeah, badass. Yeah, he has a cabin up
Speaker 2: there in tower.
Speaker 4: He told us every time. Hey, can I ask you
Speaker 4: a question?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 4: I'm actually making a I'm gonna make a point, not
Speaker 4: a question. H Jordan Addison, Uh, if he was intoxicated.
Speaker 4: Is an amateur because everybody knows you don't eat noodles
Speaker 4: when there's a chance you might throw up m because
Speaker 4: those song little bit dangle right out of your nose.
Speaker 4: It looked like you sneeze.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, h.
Speaker 4: Relax, uh hawk, Oh God, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: I can't do it? All right? Never mind?
Speaker 4: Hey, go ahead, No, please, I'll try.
Speaker 2: Is this the kind of place you can walk by
Speaker 2: and wave?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, I mean that's what I like to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, do you know anybody who's been in there
Speaker 2: is in a nice spot? Oh he has?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: All right, that's all I have. Looks nice, Thank you,
Speaker 2: looks pretty sweet.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Man. Fortune Bay is cool. Well, yeah it is. They
Speaker 2: have a great casino.
Speaker 4: I think you should go there, have some noodles.
Speaker 2: I did well one night and did horrible the next.
Speaker 2: It was great. That was a roller coaster. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: really was.
Speaker 4: Did you gamble it all.
Speaker 2: Hawk? Have you been there?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man, he normally blacks out the second he waltks in
Speaker 2: it just like Stargate. Wow, he just transports to a
Speaker 2: different time in place.
Speaker 5: I had a way Mo drop me off at casino
Speaker 5: without my knowledge.
Speaker 2: No, no, it drove casino.
Speaker 4: I got much longer to live.
Speaker 2: What really matters is next Dems in a little Bit
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think we should Core.
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Speaker 2: Get Lasik. Yeah, all right. So the Wild host Winnipeg
Speaker 2: tonight at seven o'clock right here on the fan. I
Speaker 2: think I don't know. I haven't checked the schedule. I
Speaker 2: wish I have. It would just email it to me.
Speaker 2: The Wild have dropped four of their last five. They're one,
Speaker 2: two and two in that stretch that they got some points.
Speaker 2: It's over.
Speaker 4: What's over.
Speaker 2: The Tampa Bay Lightning have caught him. They've won eleven
Speaker 2: straight games. So the Wild and Lightning tied for the
Speaker 2: third most points in the excuse me points in the
Speaker 2: NHL with sixty one the red hot Tampa Bay Lightning.
Speaker 2: So Sauce, I didn't make the parish bet with you
Speaker 2: this year. Yeah, if I had, I'd be in huge
Speaker 2: trouble again. I know that the playoffs are a crap shoot.
Speaker 2: That's how hockey works, I get it. Yeah, but Colorado
Speaker 2: looks unstoppable, Dallas is super good, the wild are super good.
Speaker 2: Tampa comes to lightning, all of the top teams would
Speaker 2: be parish teams. Yeah, m'd be in trouble. Yeah you would.
Speaker 6: But was it Boston Taco a few years ago that
Speaker 6: was unbelievable and then lost in the first round? It
Speaker 6: was Tampa in Tampa crap shoot for sure, But yeah,
Speaker 6: you would have all of the top horses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good thing we didn't make that bet.
Speaker 4: What really matters disgusting target practice ever, by.
Speaker 5: The way, which is what a crap Yeah, you know
Speaker 5: who loves that?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 4: Who your dad? Huh?
Speaker 2: Your dad?
Speaker 5: Her dad is dad? What really matters is this.
Speaker 2: Who your dad?
Speaker 4: Guys, We've talked about it before, but I'll bring it
Speaker 4: up again. Fiery hot molasses flooded the streets of Boston
Speaker 4: on the state in nineteen nineteen, killing twenty one people
Speaker 4: injuring scores of others. The molasses burst from a huge
Speaker 4: tank at the United States Industrial Alcohol Company Building in
Speaker 4: the heart of the city. The United States Industrial Alcohol
Speaker 4: Building was located on Commercial Street.
Speaker 2: Boy, yeah, I'm not going to let my city, thank you,
Speaker 2: just get flooded with molasses. Well, somebody, even it's going
Speaker 2: to be slow moving. Somebody's got a step up and
Speaker 2: do something and stop that molasses. Are a lot of
Speaker 2: people asking you to help. Nobody's asked me yet.
Speaker 4: It was close to lunchtime on January fifteenth, and Boston
Speaker 4: was experiencing some unseasonably warm weather. On January fifteenth, workers
Speaker 4: were loaded in the freight train cars. Next to the
Speaker 4: workers with fifty eight foot high tank. Fifty eight foot
Speaker 4: high wow, tank filled with two point five million gallons
Speaker 4: of crude molasses. It was just cursing at people, saying terrible,
Speaker 4: filthy things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that naughty molasses. Molasses cookies are unbelievable. I bet
Speaker 2: that was the last time we brought that up. I
Speaker 2: bet I said that.
Speaker 4: I bet you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just substinctially. It's lasses. Oh they're super good. Yeah
Speaker 2: you've not had them. Of course he has the elite.
Speaker 2: Of course. No, that wasn't Chris talking. That was the
Speaker 2: crude molasses. Yeah, man was very judgable. Wait oh yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: molasses cookies are legit. It looks like a ginger snack exactly,
Speaker 2: which are also elite. Elite.
Speaker 4: The bolts holding the bottom of the tank exploded.
Speaker 2: You have nice bolt ons.
Speaker 4: That's very sweety to say that. Yeah, molasses and bullets
Speaker 4: shot out like bullets. An eight foot high wave of
Speaker 4: molasses swept away from the freight cars, caved in the buildings,
Speaker 4: doors and windows. The few workers in the building Sellar
Speaker 4: had no chances. The liquid poured down and overwhelmed them.
Speaker 4: That's a huge bitch, last words of John Johnson, molasses worker.
Speaker 4: The huge quantity molasses then flowed out into the street,
Speaker 4: literally knocking over the local firehouse, pushed over the support
Speaker 4: beams for the elevated train line. The hot and sticky
Speaker 4: substance then drowned and burned five burned, five people from
Speaker 4: the public works department. In all, twenty one people and
Speaker 4: dozens of horses were killed in the flood.
Speaker 2: That's just unbelievable to me, like the whole Oh my,
Speaker 2: you know my grandfather drowned. Yes, that's a terrible, terrible story.
Speaker 2: Was he a terrible swimmer? No, he drowned owned in
Speaker 2: a wave of hot molasses, mourned and drowned. That's insane,
Speaker 2: burned and drowned alone that Yeah, they're also playing the
Speaker 2: filmmore copyright sack. Very good.
Speaker 4: It took weeks to clean the molasses from the streets
Speaker 4: of Boston. This disaster also produced an epic court battle is.
Speaker 4: More than one hundred lawsuits were filed after a six
Speaker 4: year investigation and involved three thousand witnesses and forty five
Speaker 4: thousand sticky pages of testimony. Yeah, a special auditor finally
Speaker 4: determined that the company was at fault because the tank
Speaker 4: used wasn't.
Speaker 2: Strong enough to hold the molasses. Oh you strong enough
Speaker 2: to hold my misses? A great song? Who sings that?
Speaker 2: Chi crow? Oh yeah, that's a great.
Speaker 4: Songn man, I bet it's smelled delicious and was still terrible.
Speaker 2: Yep, like the guys that were drowning. Yeah, like, please
Speaker 2: quickly make cookies out of this before I die.
Speaker 4: Right, it's like Boba Doug McKenzie where they get locked
Speaker 4: in that big vat of beer.
Speaker 2: I've heard you reference that before. I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 2: That's strange, strange brew.
Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, they gotta take wizz.
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 2: God? I love brick Morana, get out of here. I
Speaker 2: gotta take a Wis. Oh god, he's the best. The
Speaker 2: whole thing stupid.
Speaker 4: Remember when life was fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are some actors that just I don't even
Speaker 2: know if they know what they're doing to make it
Speaker 2: themselves funny. Sometimes it's just natural. All the times it's
Speaker 2: more calculated. I could watch him as Lewis Skolnick walk
Speaker 2: up and down that apartment hallway and when he gets
Speaker 2: locked out and kind of runs into the door. God,
Speaker 2: dang it, that's funny. Just like the way that he walks.
Speaker 2: He's pulling on the door handle. Oh man, shout out
Speaker 2: to Moranas. He's doing the new Spaceballs. He's dark helmet.
Speaker 6: Hey Hawk, I'm sorry you got Have you played the
Speaker 6: Little Shop of Whoer's flot Machine?
Speaker 2: Of course? Yeah, that's a fun one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Usually they don't have high stakes, so.
Speaker 2: No, it's fun though the bonus is cool.
Speaker 4: I can't lose my house. It's not fun, right, it's.
Speaker 2: Too stopid your way off the mic there, because that
Speaker 2: might have been a quote of the week, if I
Speaker 2: can't lose my house. If that's not fun, Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: it probably came through enough for potrip quotes. That was brilliant.
Speaker 6: That was like when you and I walked around the
Speaker 6: high roller room and I won, and he looked at
Speaker 6: me and you want you hockeyed me in the small
Speaker 6: space you were piste yours?
Speaker 4: Hold on, I found the bit. I gotta make sure
Speaker 4: there's no cussing.
Speaker 2: Oh this strange brew. I've never seen that.
Speaker 7: I got.
Speaker 4: I got a wis to throw?
Speaker 2: Why some belch I got a whizz a whiz to throw?
Speaker 2: Is that an actual Canadian saying? I don't interesting? WI
Speaker 2: Washington Commanders they interviewed Brian Flores for their defensive coordinator position.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Under Dan Quinn and the Pittsburgh Steelers have
Speaker 2: also requested a head coaching interview with Brian Flores.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm shocked that they haven't come up with a
Speaker 6: deal with him.
Speaker 2: I think he's leaving. Maybe they're actively trying, and yeah,
Speaker 2: it's probably not a great sign that he's interviewing for
Speaker 2: defensive quarters coordinator positions elsewhere. That's interesting. That's interesting. Yep,
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna leave. I heard Rosy yesterday say
Speaker 2: that he is confident that he will not leave unless
Speaker 2: it's for a head coaching job. Is that right? That's
Speaker 2: what he said?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Good good?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Roses an insider. He knows things.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What really matters though, is this man?
Speaker 4: You got that right, Core, It's not just molasses over
Speaker 4: in this stoy and I got other things for you too,
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 5: It was on the state of what year.
Speaker 4: That he's going to be in the Hudson.
Speaker 2: Sully. That was probably two thousand and let's go two
Speaker 2: thousand and nine ish eleven. Who we're close, It's in
Speaker 2: that range, even right around twenty tiled it. I believe
Speaker 2: it was Yeah, I'm gonna go with the aids.
Speaker 4: It was nine. It was nine, yep, yep. On January
Speaker 4: two thousand and nine, the fifteenth, a potential disaster turned
Speaker 4: into a heroic display of skill and composure, which we
Speaker 4: could use right now.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a dumb question, but I'm being serious.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to two thousand and nine. What percentage too?
Speaker 1: This is? This is?
Speaker 2: This is probably a question I could still ask today,
Speaker 2: though I think the answer would be slightly different. If
Speaker 2: you asked every adult American in two thousand and nine,
Speaker 2: the day before Sully put the plane in the Hudson.
Speaker 2: If you asked every adult American and said, if if
Speaker 2: a major you know, a big sized plane a legit,
Speaker 2: you know, seven thirty seven, seven forty si whatever? Yeah,
Speaker 2: could you put it in the Hudson safely? Could you
Speaker 2: land a plane in water? What percentage of American adults
Speaker 2: would have been like, No, it's gonna sink immediately.
Speaker 5: You can't land a plane and water.
Speaker 2: Are you nuts? I think almost. I think the vast
Speaker 2: majority would not have known you could safely land a
Speaker 2: plane in water until Sully did it. Rrect.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you something else. I would not have known
Speaker 4: if somebody had said, hey, could have flocked a geese
Speaker 4: takedown a jet air?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Nah, we got that fixed.
Speaker 2: We No one knew that unless you were an aviation
Speaker 2: No one knew the phrase birds strike before two thousand
Speaker 2: and nine. Never heard of that before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, I knew the German and the Dutch were
Speaker 4: going to Greenland. But how about Canada sending troops to
Speaker 4: Greenland this morning? That to be trouble. I got to
Speaker 4: go to Montreal for snowcross a few weeks. They gonna
Speaker 4: let me in.
Speaker 2: Wonder if you're gonna run into Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: God, that'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna walk up
Speaker 4: to you want to or do you want another summer
Speaker 4: of sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Wow, you would say that to him. I would.
Speaker 4: I would say that to him, and then I would
Speaker 4: kss him right on the mouth.
Speaker 2: Oregon quarterback Dante Moore is returning to school, which is
Speaker 2: an interesting choice because he is projected to be one
Speaker 2: of the top picks in this draft, and there's a
Speaker 2: lot of people that are suggesting that he might have
Speaker 2: even been the second pick. So possibly just turned down
Speaker 2: fifty ish million in guaranteed money if you look at
Speaker 2: what some of those top guys made last year. He
Speaker 2: is projected to contend for the top of next year's draft.
Speaker 2: We'll see how that plays out. But kind of betting
Speaker 2: on himself a little bit. I'm sure he's taken out
Speaker 2: an insurance policy of some kind of Obviously he's going
Speaker 2: to get a little bit of nil money. Andre make
Speaker 2: a couple of million this year, but fifty million ish
Speaker 2: guaranteed if you're a top three pick. I think man.
Speaker 6: Going back to school, I think part of it, not
Speaker 6: all of it, but I think there's a little bit
Speaker 6: of it. He doesn't want to go to the New
Speaker 6: York Jets.
Speaker 2: I've heard that from a lot of people's that's the
Speaker 2: hot rumor is that that's what he's avoiding. Yep. You
Speaker 2: also could just stay in the draft and flat out
Speaker 2: tell the Jets I'm not playing for you. That never
Speaker 2: looks good when rouchies do that. But you also are
Speaker 2: gambling that the Jets aren't in the top two or
Speaker 2: three or four next year and they're loaded with draft picks.
Speaker 4: John Elway did that and it worked out. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: that's not the first thing you think of when you
Speaker 4: think of him at all.
Speaker 2: You know, Eli Manning did it as well. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: didn't want to play for the Chargers, right, Yes, didn't
Speaker 2: want to play for the Chargers, which is ridiculous Giants
Speaker 2: because they were in San Diego at the time. Didn't
Speaker 2: want to go.
Speaker 5: Are you have money, man, he doesn't have to.
Speaker 2: That's one of those scenarios where it worked out for
Speaker 2: both because they got Rivers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, worked out for both Rivers of.
Speaker 2: Rivers didn't win a Super Bowl, Eli did, but still
Speaker 2: they both got Hall of Fame level ish quarterbacks. I
Speaker 2: think Philip Rivers was a better quarterback than Eli Manning.
Speaker 4: But whatever, who do you use molasses on besides cookies?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Do you put them on toast.
Speaker 2: It's a ask Gavan, it's a sugar.
Speaker 4: I'll texas Gavin when he didn't beat.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this somitch.
Speaker 4: I did a whole story about uh yeah, about uh
Speaker 4: uh a dude landed and playing.
Speaker 5: Nobody cared well.
Speaker 2: Then I talked about Dante Moore. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then I said the Dante Moore line. You didn't laugh
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really listening.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: Meat sauceted today appropriately. Martin Luther King Jr.
Speaker 4: Was born in Atlanta, Joorna at Georgia, received a doctorate
Speaker 4: degree in theology, and nineteen fifty five help organize the
Speaker 4: first major protest of the African American civil rights movement,
Speaker 4: peaceful protest. It is ladies and gentlemen, the cornerstone of America.
Speaker 2: I didn't know, uh, Martin Luther King Junior. Was that Capricorn?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: Cool people are Oh yeah, you're Capricorn too, damn right,
Speaker 6: asn't my team capricorn?
Speaker 4: We're Capricorns?
Speaker 2: What does that?
Speaker 4: Horny?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: What are you let me see here? What's your signe?
Speaker 4: What's just sign?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 4: You can eat?
Speaker 2: That's pretty good, thank you.
Speaker 5: I couldn't think of anything else I named virgo.
Speaker 2: You were a Virgo till you were like thirty two. Oh,
Speaker 2: you don't even remember it, which is still one of
Speaker 2: the weirdest things I've ever heard. That's insane. If you've
Speaker 2: slept with ninety women, you should still remember the first one.
Speaker 2: I haven't slept with that. I'm just saying, if I
Speaker 2: do right, the first one should be one worth remembering.
Speaker 2: And you don't remember that. No, No, she's an actress.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, first one was an actress, had some friends
Speaker 5: too to remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even have a guest sauce.
Speaker 5: I mean I have a guess. Yeah, him, And that
Speaker 5: is weird to me. But whatever, best of talk.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Hey.
Speaker 5: Would somebody get Fargo flashes downstairs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can get them. I'm going to make coffee.
Speaker 4: Good check his papers.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna make waffles today. No, I
Speaker 2: didn't bring him. Oh that's how we should get chick
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Speaker 4: You know, I will never forgive that band, even though
Speaker 4: we settled or a lawsuit out of court, because they
Speaker 4: stole the name that band from me. You know what
Speaker 4: the name of my high school band was. No. Five
Speaker 4: Oh No, be cool, everybody, five Knuckle depth Punch. That's
Speaker 4: a terrible name, right, Fargo remember my band?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It really just kind of rolls off the tongue. It
Speaker 2: does what songs? He knows a whole different band.
Speaker 4: We're saying, Oh, well.
Speaker 2: That's a crowd pleaser. Yes, this was Fogerty stole it
Speaker 2: from him. From him, We're still in him too. I
Speaker 2: have an answer from Gavin of what else you use
Speaker 2: molasses for? Great? You know what's crazy? Remember how I said,
Speaker 2: My guess is the last time we talked about the
Speaker 2: molasses flood, I probably mentioned how much I like molasses cookies.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've asked Gavin about molasses.
Speaker 5: Every time, every time cookies one.
Speaker 2: I wonder if, like, literally, this is like the Truman Show,
Speaker 2: and when Truman realizes that the actors are just driving
Speaker 2: surround the neighborhood, and then he starts to go like,
Speaker 2: didn't we already do exactly this? Like did we the
Speaker 2: last time we talked about molasses cookies? Did we text
Speaker 2: Gavin and go what do you use molasses for? I
Speaker 2: don't remember. That's my point, man, We are falling apart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh you mean the show, Yes.
Speaker 2: That moriends glaze for anything fatty.
Speaker 4: He said that he was just talking to you. That's mean.
Speaker 8: Don't call him that, like a duck or a whole
Speaker 8: roa anything fatty and barbecue sauce, barbecue sauce. Yep, there's
Speaker 8: molasses and barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2: Glay's pretty thing fatty.
Speaker 6: The podcasts gas lasses for Gavin.
Speaker 2: Asking Hey, Kevin, what do you use frosting for it?
Speaker 4: Judy?
Speaker 2: Do you remember what Star used to call me?
Speaker 6: Ernest Tubbs? I think he played I think Ernest Tubbs
Speaker 6: played in the NFL.
Speaker 4: No, No, he was a country singer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, looks over there, high flash Bud. Yeah, Happy
Speaker 2: New Year?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How was Nashville for you?
Speaker 2: It was fun? Yeah, it's a nice little town.
Speaker 3: I think this time of year it's just a little
Speaker 3: a little sleepy, right, No, one's really traveling the first
Speaker 3: couple of weeks of January.
Speaker 4: But you know, and such, probably not a lot of
Speaker 4: bachelor parties.
Speaker 2: Everywhere you go, some music everywhere. It's just crazy. Hey,
Speaker 2: what have what have you heard about the amount of
Speaker 2: money that the Gophers had for Coy and what Oregon
Speaker 2: offer the counteroffer the hell out of here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think I heard Ben said a
Speaker 3: couple of days ago, or maybe it was last week,
Speaker 3: Coy had a really really flashy first year right the
Speaker 3: right place, the right time. When you study plays outside
Speaker 3: of that, you know he's a really good player. But again,
Speaker 3: he was a he was a freshman and making freshman
Speaker 3: mistakes and you know, maybe a bit of a sophomore slump.
Speaker 3: I don't think he had the flashy plays except for
Speaker 3: the pick six against Purdue, and within that too, you
Speaker 3: kind of saw that consistently where comes up and makes
Speaker 3: a great tackle, but sometimes comes up and misses a tackle.
Speaker 3: So my guess, and from what I've heard of the
Speaker 3: negotiations he's got, he got to a mark with Minnesota
Speaker 3: that was obviously much more than the mark I got,
Speaker 3: right in terms of the money they were offering, but
Speaker 3: he wanted to test his Waters and his agent obviously
Speaker 3: is going out and talking to other programs, so I
Speaker 3: would I'm guessing Minnesota was under a million. I think
Speaker 3: Cooy went out to try to go find a couple million,
Speaker 3: and from what I've heard, he settled for a little
Speaker 3: over a million bucks. Now because Orgon's obviously got deep pockets,
Speaker 3: so we don't talk. You know, we've talked about the
Speaker 3: TV revenue sharing that you can provide student athletes.
Speaker 2: They're probably they have probably about.
Speaker 3: Fifteen million dollars there, but then when you go into
Speaker 3: the phil Night money it gets to go north with
Speaker 3: probably an additional twenty million. So people like Dylan Rayola, Coy, Parritch,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of funding there to bring those players
Speaker 3: in to see if they have what it takes to
Speaker 3: help out Oregon. So so in the end, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm sure Coy was probably a little bit disappointed that
Speaker 3: I think he was looking for a two million dollar
Speaker 3: bag of cash that I think maybe his agent thought
Speaker 3: was out there. I think in the end, as teams
Speaker 3: like Texas Tech and potentially Ohio State and Miami which
Speaker 3: he didn't visit those last two schools, I think he
Speaker 3: thought there was a two million dollar bag, he didn't
Speaker 3: get it, so he settles for something north of a
Speaker 3: million bucks and he gets a chance to get some
Speaker 3: of the greatest care in college football.
Speaker 2: Hardcore college football question. But you just mentioned Royola. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: is he not? Like? Why am I going to Oregon? Now?
Speaker 2: If Dante Moor's coming back, why wouldn't he just change
Speaker 2: it back in the hue of time? I believe the
Speaker 2: portal ends tomorrow. I believe, so he's gonna back out. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: I would. I would think you'd have to now, I.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be the backup because Dante Moor
Speaker 3: is not stepping off the field outside of an injury tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so it ends tomorrow, So I would. I would expect
Speaker 3: that we'd hear something this morning, unless he's in love
Speaker 3: with the cash. But I think Dylan Reyola from everything
Speaker 3: I could imagine, he wants to play football.
Speaker 2: And and you're gonna matter where you go. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think he gets some interest.
Speaker 3: He's got a lot of experience, and he's obviously still
Speaker 3: a five star player. And but yeah, so for the
Speaker 3: so the portal is kind of gonna wrap up here,
Speaker 3: And so guys like coy parrots, you think about the
Speaker 3: money he made here over two years, and not not
Speaker 3: just the money, but he was the face of the program.
Speaker 2: I mean, he was on the he's on the Souvenir
Speaker 2: Cup in the stadium. So no one's gonna know, no
Speaker 2: one's gonna know.
Speaker 3: Coy parrochet Organ, They're just it's I actually have Oregon
Speaker 3: fans that have said, hey, I heard there's a safety
Speaker 3: that might be coming from Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Do you know want anything about them? Right?
Speaker 3: So, so in the state of Minnesota, the Jerseys, the
Speaker 3: Souvenir Cups, the media, the NIL deals, that all goes away,
Speaker 3: and he wanted a chance to get on a team
Speaker 3: that paid him a lot of cash, but also have
Speaker 3: a chance to play in some of the more prominent
Speaker 3: games and maybe make a run for a national championship.
Speaker 3: And at the end of the day, I can't feel
Speaker 3: that bad for him, because if he doesn't play himself
Speaker 3: into the NFL, which is obviously very difficult to do,
Speaker 3: he's gonna walk away over four years making a lot
Speaker 3: of money playing college football, you.
Speaker 4: Know what, sweetheart. I like to look back at that
Speaker 4: year he was here and remember it finally, because that
Speaker 4: was a fun year. Yeah, that was really fun. I
Speaker 4: mean that was so exciting. I mean, he he did
Speaker 4: some great things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, highlight reel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't have a great year last year, but
Speaker 4: that was one fun year and I'm trying to remember
Speaker 4: good things.
Speaker 2: Mean he won the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he had a pick six. That was a
Speaker 3: big I mean his freshman year. I mean, I mean that,
Speaker 3: in my in the last two decades of Gopher football,
Speaker 3: by far, the most excitement in terms of like the stadium, right,
Speaker 3: besides the Ron Johnson jerseys that maybe filter the stadium
Speaker 3: twenty five years ago, the number three jerseys were everywhere
Speaker 3: because he's a homegrown kid, right, and not just homegrown
Speaker 3: like from like Minnetonka or Waiseada. He's from the iron range, right,
Speaker 3: So you take down a guy from the iron range
Speaker 3: to come play in the state because I think I
Speaker 3: think people think of Gopher football of like the Twin Cities. Man,
Speaker 3: you get out to the greater part of the state,
Speaker 3: and those are the true Gopher fans that live and
Speaker 3: die go for football. And so when one of their
Speaker 3: own makes it, and he's actually not just making it
Speaker 3: but is the face of the program, it was a
Speaker 3: big deal. And he made big time plays. You could
Speaker 3: feel the excitement in the stadium when Koy had a
Speaker 3: chance to touch the football, and so we'll miss that.
Speaker 3: And I feel bad because you know, I know what
Speaker 3: he's doing, going for the cash and going for the
Speaker 3: chance to play in a really prominent program. But man,
Speaker 3: we put so much into him, the fan base, put
Speaker 3: a lot of time in, the coaching staff did and
Speaker 3: this just shows you the lack of loyalty in college football.
Speaker 3: It is not about a program. It's about creating a
Speaker 3: transactional environment for one year.
Speaker 2: So two part question. The second part is a little
Speaker 2: bit ignorant because I'm not sure how this works. But
Speaker 2: the first part is do we have any idea what
Speaker 2: Drake lindsay is getting to come back and stay.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's right around a I've heard it's
Speaker 3: right around a one and a half million bucks.
Speaker 2: One and a half man, all right? So Part two
Speaker 2: is are we going to get to a point and
Speaker 2: where are we now where all salaries are all nil, contracts,
Speaker 2: ordeals are public.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's not public because when I'm talking
Speaker 3: about the one and a half million bucks that's coming
Speaker 3: from the revenue sharing. So and I've I've pushed a
Speaker 3: lot of the local media guys to try to go
Speaker 3: out and find that information. It feels like in a
Speaker 3: publicly held university that you should be able to track
Speaker 3: it down.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: And I just I've always been surprised, like and I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it publicized anywhere. So when I'm saying
Speaker 3: that outside of even the state of Minnesota, but are
Speaker 3: being paid from the university.
Speaker 2: How is that not public information? So the true nil
Speaker 2: money right, if they're getting deals on the side, that's
Speaker 2: never going to be public and the money that funnels
Speaker 2: through the university should be easily trackable and traceable. And yep,
Speaker 2: I think supportive. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I've pushed the local this would be a fun story.
Speaker 3: Let's go track this down because I think that's where
Speaker 3: all the hearsay, which is what I get right, is
Speaker 3: like Drake got this, and Anthony Smith got this, and
Speaker 3: Koy was offered this. But it would be really fun
Speaker 3: to have the truth come out and to see if
Speaker 3: those were right, because and I can only imagine in
Speaker 3: a locker room when that would come out.
Speaker 2: So let me try this. If we believe if your
Speaker 2: number is correct, if the number you heard is correct,
Speaker 2: and Drake's making one point five through the U right
Speaker 2: through the quote, not legal channels whatever. Yeah, what do
Speaker 2: you think he's pocketing from outside sources? Ah, maybe another
Speaker 2: half million bucks, but even so, yeahs of your best
Speaker 2: guess is we're in the two million ish range for
Speaker 2: Drake Lindsay in twenty twenty six. Yeah, which I think
Speaker 2: is that's sweet.
Speaker 3: It's sweet, I think, And again I think given the
Speaker 3: year that he had and given how critical that position
Speaker 3: is to the program, I think it's right. It feels
Speaker 3: a little high to me, Like I just if you
Speaker 3: think of the Power four quarterbacks and where they're at
Speaker 3: right he still is a one year starter, and he
Speaker 3: still has challenges to move the football when he can't
Speaker 3: find the receiver and he has to tuck it down.
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, you're kind of stuck.
Speaker 3: If if you lost Drake Lindsay, I think it would
Speaker 3: be a really big deal. So they had to sign him.
Speaker 5: Hey, can I ask you one more question? I'm sorry, Corey,
Speaker 5: I apologize.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go back one more and I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to be uh inflammatory, but I have a question
Speaker 4: because everybody said to me, even Ben said, and I
Speaker 4: know you talked about this that Coy Perris didn't have
Speaker 4: much of a year last year.
Speaker 5: He had a year that was pretty damn good year
Speaker 5: before that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened? Who do you blame? I?
Speaker 3: I think that's a great question because someone asked me
Speaker 3: that earlier this week, and I actually put it on.
Speaker 2: Both Koi and the coaches.
Speaker 3: So, like I, you know, part of what has to
Speaker 3: happen in the NIL world and the transfer portal, and
Speaker 3: it's what you've seen at Indiana is you have to
Speaker 3: have a really clear vision of assessing talent quickly because
Speaker 3: it's transactional. These guys had from January tewod to the
Speaker 3: sixteenth to evaluate talent. Now, of course they're looking before that,
Speaker 3: but the declaration of players saying I'm in the portal
Speaker 3: happens quickly, and so you have to develop them and
Speaker 3: that and that also means the players that you have
Speaker 3: within your program. So something happened between year one and
Speaker 3: year two where I don't feel Koi really developed as
Speaker 3: a player, And so I put a little bit of
Speaker 3: that on the coaches, and I put some of that
Speaker 3: on Koy Parritch And that's the thing I think Ben
Speaker 3: said this, like, if I'm Koy Perrich, I had a
Speaker 3: really cool opportunity to be really flashy and make plays
Speaker 3: as a freshman. But dude, if the ultimate goal is
Speaker 3: to get in the NFL, you got to double down
Speaker 3: and you got to develop. Yeah, And so to me,
Speaker 3: that's going to be the question mark at Minnesota, at Oregon,
Speaker 3: at Texas Tech. And so something needs to happen with
Speaker 3: the relationship with him and football and him and his
Speaker 3: coaches to see if he can develop into a player.
Speaker 3: And again I'm with Ben, I don't think he I
Speaker 3: didn't see the development that I was hoping to see
Speaker 3: in year one a year two. But year one was exciting,
Speaker 3: in year two was a bit more of a slump.
Speaker 2: Can Miami hang with Indiana on Monday Night? Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: really interesting.
Speaker 3: I think there's a I think there's an outside chance
Speaker 3: everyone is saying. And again, if you look at the
Speaker 3: National Championship games over the last twenty years, the last eight,
Speaker 3: I believe, have been two possession games.
Speaker 2: So these have been blowouts. I think you have to
Speaker 2: go back to.
Speaker 3: Like twenty seventeen where actually was within a possession. Actually
Speaker 3: there was a game that went in an overtime. I
Speaker 3: think it was like forty five to forty two. I
Speaker 3: think it was Alabama won it. So I think the
Speaker 3: couple things that are interesting here because I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 3: gonna lean into Miami to cover. And what I'm talking
Speaker 3: myself into is a couple of things. Number One, it's
Speaker 3: eight and a half points. That is a lot of points. Now,
Speaker 3: I just mentioned a lot of these games have been
Speaker 3: by more than that. I think the home field advantage
Speaker 3: right now, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Think of the NFL.
Speaker 3: How many teams in the Super Bowl era have played
Speaker 3: in a Super Bowl in their home stadium.
Speaker 5: Well, the Vikings were almost the first, right, So.
Speaker 3: It's two, it's two two have it's twenty twenty one,
Speaker 3: I believe the Rams and in twenty twenty two the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2: And then twenty twenty six the San Francisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 3: Yet those two teams played in their home stadium, they
Speaker 3: won the Super Bowl. And this is the first time
Speaker 3: in the BCS era, which started in nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 3: where the where a team, a college football team is
Speaker 3: going to play in their home field and have a
Speaker 3: chance to win the national championship. In the last two years.
Speaker 3: Miami is fourteen and one at home, so I think
Speaker 3: that helps. Now they are the away team, so it's
Speaker 3: going to be on the different sideline, in a different
Speaker 3: locker room. But of course obviously a familiar familiar with
Speaker 3: the stadium and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Was it Kurt Bills? No, No, I don't think so high.
Speaker 3: I think the other big difference here is I go
Speaker 3: back to Ohio State, and again, Indiana has been just
Speaker 3: dominant in their two games in the College Football Playoff.
Speaker 2: But I go back to Ohio that Ohio stateman.
Speaker 3: Well, the one thing Ohio State did do is they
Speaker 3: took away the explosive running game of Indiana. And you
Speaker 3: think of Roman Hemby and that the other running back,
Speaker 3: Black is his last name. Those are guys that have
Speaker 3: not just run the football well, but they've been explosive.
Speaker 3: I think Miami can slow that down a bit. And
Speaker 3: then I think those two amazing defensive ends that they have,
Speaker 3: which are two top fifteen picks in the draft with
Speaker 3: with Mesidor and Baine, those two big time defensive ends
Speaker 3: for Miami, I think to slow down Mendoza just a
Speaker 3: little bit. So I don't see, I don't think. I
Speaker 3: don't think Miami wins. I think there's a good chance
Speaker 3: they cover. And that's why when I'm texting a friend
Speaker 3: of mine in Santa Belle Island last night, Oh, Benjamin
Speaker 3: liber Benjamin Lieber, I'm gonna actually, and he of course says, oh, Indiana,
Speaker 3: there's gonna be They're gonna run away with it minus
Speaker 3: eight and half.
Speaker 2: I say, yes, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lean in and think that Miami at the
Speaker 3: in a home field advantage, will slow down the Indiana
Speaker 3: run game, will put a little bit more pressure than
Speaker 3: Mendoza has. I think they cover, but I think Indiana
Speaker 3: wins the game. So I'm taking I'm taking Miami plus
Speaker 3: eight and a half.
Speaker 4: Dude, that's crazy to me. I tell you why. I
Speaker 4: think that's crazy. Yeah, And I may be run because
Speaker 4: you know, I probably will, because this is literally the
Speaker 4: first time I've just said, you know what, I believe.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 4: I believe that because what they did to Oregon last week,
Speaker 4: what they did to Orgon last week, I thought would
Speaker 4: have been impossible. I thought it'd be a game.
Speaker 2: So I do.
Speaker 4: I think they're gonna do the same thing in Miami.
Speaker 3: Listen to this hawk, Yeah, Ohio State Big Ten Championship,
Speaker 3: Alabama Quarterfinal, Oregon semi final. This is the defense for
Speaker 3: Indiana in those teams. Those games are like some of
Speaker 3: those are the best, some of the best teams in
Speaker 3: college football. Right, one hundred and seventy four yards rushing
Speaker 3: two yards in attempt.
Speaker 2: Jeez, I had no idea, I know, Pat, So that
Speaker 2: the thing about Indiana.
Speaker 3: You think of Mendoza, and Mendoza has been so efficient
Speaker 3: and always throws the football where only his player has
Speaker 3: a chance to catch it.
Speaker 2: But India the defense is crazy good.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is so disciplined, dude.
Speaker 2: They're so disciplined.
Speaker 3: And that's the that is the the only difference when
Speaker 3: you look at tail the tape in this game and
Speaker 3: you go through total offense, run offense, passing offense, the
Speaker 3: only difference in the in these two teams is the discipline,
Speaker 3: and where it shows up is in penalty yards. And
Speaker 3: what happens is who is the least penalized team or
Speaker 3: in who's one of the least college penalized teams in
Speaker 3: college football? Indiana out of one hundred and thirty six teams,
Speaker 3: they're number ten. Miami one hundred and thirty which is
Speaker 3: kind of a little bit stereotypical, right. We think back
Speaker 3: to the nineties and Michael Irvin and lack of discipline
Speaker 3: and fifty yeah, totally starting coke and cheering, and so
Speaker 3: that's that's that's the difference in these teams, like the
Speaker 3: discipline that Indiana has.
Speaker 5: It's just crazy, unreal.
Speaker 2: And everyone says, oh, it's the age of the players.
Speaker 2: It's not, dude.
Speaker 3: The average number of years in college playing football for
Speaker 3: the starters of these teams. The team that is older
Speaker 3: from a starter standpoint in terms of years of experience
Speaker 3: is Miami.
Speaker 2: This is how, this is how college football is right now.
Speaker 3: It's transfer portal, so everyone that plays is like a
Speaker 3: sixth year senior.
Speaker 4: I just can't believe it, man, I can't believe what's happening.
Speaker 4: And if they if they win this game and go undefeated,
Speaker 4: it will be one of the greatest stories in the
Speaker 4: history of college football.
Speaker 2: Maybe in sports.
Speaker 4: Maybe in sports. You're right, you're right, maybe it is.
Speaker 3: It's the losingest coming in the season. It was the
Speaker 3: losinest program in college football history. Whenever I'm sorry, and
Speaker 3: they're just I mean, and you know it better than anyone.
Speaker 3: Hat because this was a program that after there's a
Speaker 3: coach there, Bill Mallory. Bill Mallory retired in the early nineties,
Speaker 3: and since Bill Mallory left, for the most part, it
Speaker 3: was just garbage. What's the quarterback for Atlanta? He spent
Speaker 3: a season there. I forget the name. Michael Penicks.
Speaker 2: Penix was there for a year.
Speaker 3: It was kind of COVID years, so, but he brought
Speaker 3: them kind of out of the garbage, right. But outside
Speaker 3: of that Pennix kind of flashy year, it's been just
Speaker 3: garbage football.
Speaker 2: And a guy came in and turned it around in
Speaker 2: the season. Crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you. I grew up in as we
Speaker 4: all know, right on the border for Hire, Indiana, right.
Speaker 4: I loved football. There was football, there was racing, there
Speaker 4: was music. Those were that was my life as a kid.
Speaker 4: I never once ever considered going to a Hoosiers game,
Speaker 4: not even one time.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 4: I never considered wearing a Hoosier's hat or jersey. I
Speaker 4: don't even know for sure. I knew they had a
Speaker 4: football team, yeah, I mean, unreal, unreal, we were all
Speaker 4: I thought more about the Dayton Flyers than I did
Speaker 4: the Indiana Yes, wow, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back to Michael Irvan for one second before we
Speaker 2: go to break. Do you guys see you know back
Speaker 2: in the nineties, the correct the nightclub. Right, he used
Speaker 2: to party at a place in Dallas. Right, they would
Speaker 2: look up with gals and do cocaine and all that.
Speaker 2: And it was called the White House, The White House.
Speaker 2: Did you see? He is what in two weeks, no,
Speaker 2: four days? In four days Netflix the first ever Netflix
Speaker 2: original sports podcast, Michael Irvin and Brandon Marshall. And it's
Speaker 2: called the White House. He's leaning right into it. It's
Speaker 2: going to be called the White House. It's a Netflix pipe.
Speaker 4: Looks like he's living there again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? Who would want to leave? Right? Why
Speaker 2: would you welcome back?
Speaker 4: Close it?
Speaker 2: The White House?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Who's going with it?
Speaker 4: You're crazy? I will listen to that.
Speaker 2: What a mess? That is crazy.
Speaker 5: You're the best in the who White world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you buddy, Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's talk about it next week again.
Speaker 5: Shot out' perfcty.
Speaker 4: That sounds good.
Speaker 2: See you guys,