Speaker 1: Mac.
Speaker 2: Let's say we do a little housekeeping to start this
Speaker 2: one off.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, sure.
Speaker 2: Quick follow up to a couple episodes ago when I
Speaker 2: told you that I was afraid to say hi to
Speaker 2: someone at the gym because I wasn't sure if it
Speaker 2: was your girlfriend or not. And I couldn't stare because
Speaker 2: if I stare and it's not her, then I'm in
Speaker 2: a heap of trouble. Sure it was her. I said
Speaker 2: hi to her. I explained myself. She fully understood.
Speaker 1: I had already pre explained, and we had a very
Speaker 1: very relevant conversation yesterday of the day prior. She was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I was at the gym and I saw this girl
Speaker 1: that just had the fattest ass and it looked all natural,
Speaker 1: and I was She was like, I considered like giving
Speaker 1: her a compliment or asking I said, that would have
Speaker 1: been cool, because this girl a girl. I said, how
Speaker 1: would you have felt if a guy approached you or her?
Speaker 1: She said, ah, that would have been fucking creepy. And
Speaker 1: I said, boom, that's why GOO didn't say hi.
Speaker 2: That's the exact reason why. Also, all you know, for you,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen any lunk, So you're all set.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, no, Luclo, I haven't had.
Speaker 2: To bop anybody for getting too close to your lady.
Speaker 2: That's for my pal Mac and I kicks the shit out.
Speaker 1: Of him, Paul.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to talk to you about this. You
Speaker 2: have been recommending a show to me and my wife
Speaker 2: for quite some time now. Yeah, And I took it
Speaker 2: in and I said to myself, that was an oversell.
Speaker 1: How many episodes into Widow's Bay are you?
Speaker 2: I've seen the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Wow, you didn't love it.
Speaker 2: Not just you, but other people around saying that this
Speaker 2: is the best thing ever. This is great.
Speaker 1: I'd say it's the best thing ever.
Speaker 2: You said it's the best combination of comedy and horror
Speaker 2: you've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I said in a while.
Speaker 2: You said ever in a while.
Speaker 1: And I think it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, where's your cutoff? Then where's your cutoff? For a while?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to think of one good comedy horror
Speaker 1: marriage in the last because I would say, twenty years.
Speaker 2: There's not enough comedy to keep me laughing, and then
Speaker 2: there's not enough horror to keep me spooked.
Speaker 1: Everything Patricia does is hilarious. Everything the Smoking Lady does
Speaker 1: is hilarious. And then the horror was the horror mystery
Speaker 1: was just enough.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it was Besides the one episode with
Speaker 2: the crow crown, nothing else really got me going.
Speaker 1: But you also, here's so I've started watching from I've
Speaker 1: been froumming all over the place, and it was a
Speaker 1: recommendation because we liked Widow's Base so much. And what
Speaker 1: these two shows have in common very much is the
Speaker 1: premise of Lost, right where it's a sci fi unexplainable
Speaker 1: mystery and it feels like you're just not like a
Speaker 1: lost guy. Then right, this is just not your alley.
Speaker 1: This is not like Lost.
Speaker 2: Lost is good, but Lost also wasn't build to me
Speaker 2: as the greatest thing ever made.
Speaker 1: How many people recommended the show to you?
Speaker 2: You you're the only person that I listened to. Everyone's
Speaker 2: always talking about well rotten tomatoes. This I don't go
Speaker 2: by the aggregate of I love tomatoes, Widows Bay, I
Speaker 2: can tell. But hey, let me tell you this, just
Speaker 2: going off of horror comedy, what we do in the
Speaker 2: Shadow is better.
Speaker 1: The horror is not there at all for what we
Speaker 1: do in the shadows.
Speaker 2: It's spooky draculas. It's your comedy. Yeah, but the comedy
Speaker 2: is so good.
Speaker 1: It's amazing and hilarious, but the horror is nonexistent. There's
Speaker 1: horror elements, No, they're just vampires, draculas. Cabin in the
Speaker 1: Woods better, No, I disagree. I like this more than
Speaker 1: I liked Cabin in the Woods.
Speaker 2: Daleen Tucker vers Evil Better. That is inferior Daleen Tucker
Speaker 2: Versus Evil, so similar of just using all of these
Speaker 2: horror tropes, it's good. It's the horror tropes and let's
Speaker 2: have some commentary on it. And the commentary wasn't that biting?
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Zombie Land.
Speaker 1: Zombie Land is darn good, the first zombie land that
Speaker 1: so here, here's my statement, if we want to wrap
Speaker 1: this all in together and make it definitive, Widow's Bay
Speaker 1: is the best horror comedy combo since zombieland.
Speaker 2: Sean of the Dead.
Speaker 1: Shan of the Dead was Z four.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm just saying though, Sean of the Dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it's. I believe I have Shan of
Speaker 1: the Dead. I'd have to go back and look at
Speaker 1: my top fifty movies of all time. I believe I
Speaker 1: had Shot of the Dead in my top fifteen.
Speaker 2: Evil Dead two Slash Army of darkness. I'm not an
Speaker 2: evil dead guy, just not Scream. Uh well, Scream is
Speaker 2: like ninety eight percent horror, two percent comedy, and the
Speaker 2: comedy is really just more like Randy Meeks is fun.
Speaker 1: Tongue in cheek. Yeah, I mean you could qualify it
Speaker 1: as that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would argue that might be one of
Speaker 2: the best ones. Granted it's a focus specifically on Slash.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone calls Scream a horror comedy. They
Speaker 1: just call it a horror film.
Speaker 2: I would say horror comedy. I wouldn't Scary Movies one
Speaker 2: and two.
Speaker 1: Again devoid of scariness?
Speaker 2: Do you know that horror? So many people when seeing
Speaker 2: Scary Movie one had no idea it was a parody.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 1: I think like Kevin and the Woods and Zombilin are
Speaker 1: good examples. I think really missing out on the point
Speaker 1: that this had both things. You're really just giving me
Speaker 1: either or Widow's Bay had the horror and the comedy. Look,
Speaker 1: Sean of the Dead has it too.
Speaker 2: You could make the argument that Scary Movies one and
Speaker 2: two are ninety nine percent comedy one percent horror. No,
Speaker 2: that's a horror comedy.
Speaker 1: Zero zero percent horror.
Speaker 2: But the comedy is so much better and so much smart.
Speaker 1: Like what we do in the Shadows more than than most.
Speaker 1: There's no horror in it. It's just like eat people
Speaker 1: in hilarious ways. Yes, so even if it's horror, the
Speaker 1: ninety seven percent comedy is elite comedy uses the idea
Speaker 1: of horror to frame its comedy. It's not horrifying whatsoever.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like Widows Bay.
Speaker 1: No, it's not one good three Yeah, job three, King
Speaker 1: of Queen Mill Street, entertam Goo and I'm Mac.
Speaker 2: And we are the Mac and Goo program. We are
Speaker 2: here to have a friend in me.
Speaker 1: We've got goose friends and us.
Speaker 2: Now you've already told me not to do my impression anymore, right.
Speaker 1: And how did your wife like Widow's Bay?
Speaker 2: She liked it more than he, but didn't love it. Okay,
Speaker 2: not a lot of satisfactor by the end.
Speaker 1: So the one thing I will say my biggest complaint
Speaker 1: about the show is I wish it was a mini series.
Speaker 1: I wish it was one season. Now we're going to
Speaker 1: get a second season. So there's certainly some unresolved stuff there,
Speaker 1: but there's two or three great characters in the show.
Speaker 1: Patricia's my favorite television character of the year.
Speaker 2: So you didn't say that I can't do my Randy
Speaker 2: Newman impression.
Speaker 1: Right, I'll give you full permission to do your Randy new.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about to a story.
Speaker 1: Can you do Randy Newman doing? Let's talk about sex.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about sex, baby, talk about.
Speaker 1: You and me, folks, today, we are right on time
Speaker 1: to review Toy Story five. It came out a month ago,
Speaker 1: June nineteenth. This is a movie that goosaw pretty early
Speaker 1: on because he has a six year old son. I
Speaker 1: just saw a week and a half ago or a
Speaker 1: week ago, something like that, and I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's making buku bucks. So don't don't let me, you know,
Speaker 1: speak to ill will of this. I think there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people that weren't rushing out to see this.
Speaker 1: If you don't have kids, doesn't seem like you should
Speaker 1: be rushing out to see it. And my primary takeaway
Speaker 1: GOO is I don't know why a kid would like
Speaker 1: this movie, But I digress. This came about June nineteenth.
Speaker 1: It opened domestically with nearly one hundred and sixty million dollars.
Speaker 1: That's up to four hundred and thirty million domestically and
Speaker 1: nine hundred and sixty two million worldwide. It's going to
Speaker 1: cross over a billion. The last two made over a billion,
Speaker 1: so it's probably gonna make more than both of those
Speaker 1: and become the highest grossing toy story movie of all time. Goo.
Speaker 1: This was made it on a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: million dollar budget, so obviously they put a lot of
Speaker 1: money into this. Who knows what the marketing budget was,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna make their money back and then some.
Speaker 1: It is a PG adventure, animation, comedy, drama, family fantasy. Goo.
Speaker 1: Here's a new one for you. There is now a
Speaker 1: subgenre on IMDV called toy story, an actual subgenre called
Speaker 1: toy story.
Speaker 2: So would Brave Little Toaster fall into that subcategory?
Speaker 1: That's toy appliance and.
Speaker 2: Animate objects that are given life.
Speaker 1: It could be that's toy appliance.
Speaker 2: That's like an appliance adventure. But would it blanky possibly
Speaker 2: be toy I'd have to.
Speaker 1: Click on toy story to investigate further. We also have
Speaker 1: Buddy Comedy, computer animation Irbit Adventure. This movie is a
Speaker 1: run time of one hundred and two minutes, so it's
Speaker 1: it's not long, but it's also like a little drawn
Speaker 1: out on Roddy teazgew This as ninety two percent from
Speaker 1: the critics, ninety four percent from the audience. Your audience
Speaker 1: scores for the four other Toy Story movies are ninety
Speaker 1: two percent for the first one, eighty seven percent for
Speaker 1: the second one, which Goo and I agree is the
Speaker 1: best one of the five, ninety percent for the third, also,
Speaker 1: ninety four percent for the last one. On Metacritic, this
Speaker 1: has a seventy three, much lower than the prior for
Speaker 1: according to the critics, the first one got a ninety six,
Speaker 1: second one got an eighty eight, the third one received
Speaker 1: a ninety two. The last one got an eighty four,
Speaker 1: So definitively the critics are saying this is probably a
Speaker 1: couple tiers below all the other four movies, and I
Speaker 1: would wholeheartedly agree with him on that one. This movie
Speaker 1: is written and directed by Andrew Stanton and McKenna Harris.
Speaker 1: Andrew Stanton Goo is tried and true. He's been making
Speaker 1: his money in animated movies for the last thirty thirty
Speaker 1: five years. You would know him as the writer on
Speaker 1: Toy Story A Bugs Life, Toy Story two Monsters Inc.
Speaker 1: Finding Nemo Wally, Toy Story three, the smash success, John
Speaker 1: Carter Finding Dory, and Toy Story four. He was the
Speaker 1: director on a Bugs Life, Finding Emil Wally and John
Speaker 1: Carter official first directing credit on a Toy Story movie.
Speaker 1: Somehow here he's got something upcoming called Revolver. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anyone would be interested in that, but there's
Speaker 1: there's a movie. McKenna Harris gou a first timer. This
Speaker 1: is his first her first major writing and directing credits.
Speaker 1: She's made her mark in the past in the animation
Speaker 1: department on Ralph Breaks the Internet, Ryan The Last Dragon,
Speaker 1: and Luca. She also worked on Frozen two, l e
Speaker 1: O and Hoppers. This is a classic Pixar thing. They're
Speaker 1: always like kind of grooming the next up and coming,
Speaker 1: you know, writers and directors. So they do it here
Speaker 1: with her synopsis of Toy Story five, Go Woody, Buzz, Jesse,
Speaker 1: and the rest of the gang's jobs are challenged when
Speaker 1: they're introduced to electronics, a new threat to playtime.
Speaker 2: I think that we have the issue of, like my
Speaker 2: big issue of the movie. In that synopsis, what's that
Speaker 2: get rid of? Woody? Arguably get rid of Buzz. Okay,
Speaker 2: and it's Jesse and the rest of the gang now
Speaker 2: dealing with technology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and who wants to see that goose my question.
Speaker 2: So I heard an interesting theory and I'm kind of
Speaker 2: buying into it. Originally it was supposed to be that
Speaker 2: even call the movie Jesse and whatever like, have Jesse
Speaker 2: be in the title of the movie. But because Buzz Lightyear,
Speaker 2: sorry the light Year movie was so poorly received, they
Speaker 2: said let's call it Toy Story five.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I would believe partially that being a motivation. I'd
Speaker 1: also believe the fact that Tim Allen was purposefully ignored
Speaker 1: in Toy Story four in favor of a Woody movie.
Speaker 2: That he also wasn't in the light Year movie either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had well he didn't need to be in
Speaker 1: the life.
Speaker 2: No, I know that, But I'm just saying, like, if
Speaker 2: it's someone who's you know, like, hey, why is Disney
Speaker 2: treating me like this?
Speaker 1: So this movie is very purposeful and a bit shoehorny
Speaker 1: in the way that they put incorporate Buzz Lightyear into
Speaker 1: the story, and it does get in the way of
Speaker 1: the story. I tell you.
Speaker 2: Also, I would have accepted Buzz still in this story
Speaker 2: because he didn't leave the gang in Toy Story four
Speaker 2: Wood he left here but apparently lives next door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's here. He's a renegade, just just hanging in
Speaker 1: the skunk, you know, just skunking it.
Speaker 2: Up, skunking it Uh goode.
Speaker 1: This movie stars. Bear with me here everyone, There's one
Speaker 1: hundred people on this cast list. Tom Hanks as Woody,
Speaker 1: Tim Allen as Buzz Lightly, Joan Cusack as Jesse Conan
Speaker 1: and Bryan as Smarty Pants, Greta Lee as lily Pad,
Speaker 1: Scarlett Spears is Bonnie, Shelby Ribera as Snappy, Michael Michael,
Speaker 1: Michelle Harris is Blazed, Craig Robinson is Atlas, Bonnie Hunt
Speaker 1: as Dolly, Christian shallis Trixie, Tony Hale is four Key,
Speaker 1: John Hopkins is mister prickle Pants. Wallace Shawn is Rex
Speaker 1: Play Clark as Slinky Dog. Ernie Hudson has Combat, Carl
Speaker 1: Jeff Bergman as mister potato Head, Bad Bunny as Pizza
Speaker 1: with Sunglasses, and Vocchino as Missus potato Head. Andie Potts
Speaker 1: is bo Peep, Mattie Mathieson as Doctor Nutcase. John Ratzenberger,
Speaker 1: Who's in every Pixar movie as Ham. Keanu Ruse is due,
Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves is Duke Kaboom in two scenes.
Speaker 2: I feel like this was a ruse. There was barely
Speaker 2: any Keanu Reeves in this.
Speaker 1: Melissa Senora as Karen Beverly and Alan Cumming as Evil Bullseye.
Speaker 1: I will say this about toy story movies and this
Speaker 1: one too, when they cast new people as new characters,
Speaker 1: it hits almost every time. They do a great job
Speaker 1: as that.
Speaker 2: I also want to say that going into the movie,
Speaker 2: I thought that they had hired Conan O'Brien kind of
Speaker 2: as stunt casting, and he was gonna pop up in
Speaker 2: a scene or two. He might be second billing on
Speaker 2: this movie.
Speaker 1: He's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Well, not only is he good, he's in a ton
Speaker 2: of the movie, say, after the first act, the.
Speaker 1: Whole second half of the movie. Yeah, it's and he is.
Speaker 2: He is a wonderful, very very vibrant voice that immediately
Speaker 2: it's like it's punching you in the face.
Speaker 1: You know it's Conan, but he's hiding the conanness a
Speaker 1: little bit. It's a very well done job. It's also
Speaker 1: like the stupidest toy ever, but it works. It's it's that's.
Speaker 2: Conan went to Harvard. Now he is a potty toy, is.
Speaker 1: A potty training aid. I suppose. I'd also like to
Speaker 1: put a little spotlight on grete Lee's lily pat. She
Speaker 1: did a very good job as a menacing tablet.
Speaker 2: I also want to put a spotlight on the lily
Speaker 2: pad slash screens. I'm gonna have a great time watching
Speaker 2: this movie on my iPhone in a couple months now.
Speaker 1: You saw this with your son in the theater. Was
Speaker 1: their dialogue between the two of you afterwards in regards
Speaker 1: to how harmful technology could be?
Speaker 2: No, because the movie kind of did that for you.
Speaker 2: But also like they kind of blame technology, but then
Speaker 2: pulled it back because I think they said to themselves,
Speaker 2: we're all over screens. We can't fully blame screens. The
Speaker 2: screen in this movie. We don't want to spoil anything,
Speaker 2: but the screen in this movie kind of just like says,
Speaker 2: my bad, I'm at fault for all this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no villain in this movie. There's nothing to
Speaker 1: root for or against.
Speaker 2: The other little girls with a bad guy. And it's
Speaker 2: not even because of their screens. It's just because they're
Speaker 2: bad little girls.
Speaker 1: So here here's sort of jumping off that point of
Speaker 1: them drawing it back and like no conversation to be had.
Speaker 1: This movie certainly is trying to teach children a little
Speaker 1: bit of a lesson.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately not enough.
Speaker 1: Though unfortunately for me, falls into that same sort of
Speaker 1: even a lesser version of the two Inside Out movies
Speaker 1: and these Pixar movies of the last ten or fifteen
Speaker 1: years that just missed their target audience. Yes it's reviewed
Speaker 1: really well, Yes it's made a million dollars a billion dollars,
Speaker 1: but it's not gonna be remembered and talked about the
Speaker 1: way the Pixar classics are because no one is going
Speaker 1: to rewatch this one. The fun factor here is non existent.
Speaker 1: This is the least fun Pixar movie in a long time.
Speaker 2: I think it is fun enough with some of the comedy.
Speaker 2: I think Joan Cusack gives a great performance as Jesse.
Speaker 2: I think Conan is really really funny in it as well.
Speaker 2: But I also think that the stuff with Jesse and
Speaker 2: how they circle back around to her backstory that we
Speaker 2: got in two where she does find out the impact
Speaker 2: that she has on a child, I thought that was
Speaker 2: very sweet.
Speaker 1: I thought where this movie should have gone, and I
Speaker 1: think would have played better and hit the emotional mark
Speaker 1: better was where it was kind of trending, was getting
Speaker 1: Jesse back to her original owner or something of that nature.
Speaker 1: And the way this movie ends is fucking weird. It
Speaker 1: like doesn't fit in at all.
Speaker 2: Like Bonnie makes a friend.
Speaker 1: Just shit, it's just not. This movie's not for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who came away loving this.
Speaker 1: It just felt like my son did. My son said
Speaker 1: it was his favorite toy story? Oh, do you remember
Speaker 1: the other toy stories? And then he went scene by
Speaker 1: scene for the first four so he remembers them. It
Speaker 1: felt lazy, it felt forced at times. It felt like
Speaker 1: they're like, we've got all this buzz to make a
Speaker 1: toy story movie. Let's do it and include eight hundred
Speaker 1: buzz light years. I don't know, do it.
Speaker 2: I guess this is x makina.
Speaker 1: I guess we can run into the gauntlet here, all.
Speaker 2: Right, fun factor? Are you comparing it to other Pixars
Speaker 2: or to other toy stories?
Speaker 1: Compared to whatever you want? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's lower than just to okay, so compared to Widows Bay,
Speaker 2: I would no, I would say that compared to the
Speaker 2: other Toy stories like Toy Story four might have more
Speaker 2: fun factor to like the introduction of four key or
Speaker 2: the carnival toys.
Speaker 1: Toy Story four is fun. It's skilly. There you go,
Speaker 1: there's some horror comedy.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so we'll take Toy Story four over Widows back,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 1: The adventure is a lot more fun and even existent.
Speaker 1: This This adventure is just down the street.
Speaker 2: But okay, so the buzz light Year is gonna take
Speaker 2: away from the argument that I'm about to make because
Speaker 2: it's ridiculed. I thought that Toy Story four, and once again,
Speaker 2: this is a franchise about toys that come to life.
Speaker 2: Toy Story four was almost too fantastical for me. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, like there were almost no rules.
Speaker 1: I don't agree. I don't agree this one.
Speaker 2: I thought got back to a human element and got
Speaker 2: back to the human emotion, and I liked that. But
Speaker 2: as I say that, the Buzz light Year ex Makina
Speaker 2: takes away from it and makes it too fantastical. Again,
Speaker 2: as the toys are chasing down cars, that's not a thing.
Speaker 2: Having said that, the entire movie, well, I'm not a scientist,
Speaker 2: not a thing.
Speaker 1: You have this B or C story, whatever one you
Speaker 1: want to classify it as as this army of buzz
Speaker 1: light Years just running through the real world strictly so
Speaker 1: at the end they can turn into drones and save everyone.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason that story, that plot point exists.
Speaker 2: It's bad.
Speaker 1: It's incredibly bad.
Speaker 2: That's my Lee's favorite part of the movie. Also, it's
Speaker 2: it's not good Woody. I don't I really wish that
Speaker 2: Woody wasn't in this Woody also.
Speaker 1: A bit shoehorned in because they're like, yeah, we still
Speaker 1: have Woody around it is with bo Pee.
Speaker 2: But also, honestly, what does wood he even do? Besides
Speaker 2: you can put him in commercials, he doesn't do anything
Speaker 2: in this movie.
Speaker 1: They made a fat joke and a ball joke, and
Speaker 1: I was offended by both.
Speaker 2: Mac has been protesting on social media about the casting
Speaker 2: in this movie and how it does not represent toys
Speaker 2: right Satisfactor. I like the sweet Little Jesse story. I
Speaker 2: think that wraps up her story well. And now I'm curious,
Speaker 2: if so they are gonna make a six what toy
Speaker 2: do we focus on now?
Speaker 1: I thought it was cool to see buzz light Year's
Speaker 1: turn into a Drone made no fucking sense satisfying. No, well,
Speaker 1: they got to satisfying in.
Speaker 2: This movie Borometer, not a ton There were some eyebrow
Speaker 2: raising questions, but my favorite.
Speaker 1: Shit involved the new toys and everything else revolving around
Speaker 1: Bonnie and the old toys. Not interesting whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Also, I do want to point out, so this Toys
Speaker 2: Verse technology isn't that kind of what the theme of
Speaker 2: all of these movies have been even looking at in
Speaker 2: the first movie, rag Doll Verse, sweet action figure that
Speaker 2: can talk, You're right, that's still toys Verse technology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's things progressing and constantly fighting against change.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we we just fucking ruined toy story five
Speaker 2: plemmonade who went in there and said, I'm Jesse Plemmons
Speaker 2: and i am not here for a long time, but
Speaker 2: I'm pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, Conan's in the movie the whole second
Speaker 1: half the entire movie. Grete Lee's Leipad's spotted, but also
Speaker 1: in the whole movie, so it's hard to decide.
Speaker 2: Like Tony Ratzenberger, Tony.
Speaker 1: Hale is fourky made me laugh twice. He has like
Speaker 1: three lines in the whole movie. So maybe Tony Hale is.
Speaker 2: Forky dim z Behinder. I think it's Ratzenberger's only line
Speaker 2: in the movie. It is crazy. I believe that they
Speaker 2: have saved up some voice over stuff from like Don Rickles.
Speaker 2: He still using the Don Rickles.
Speaker 1: No, they had, they had Jeff Bergman as mister potato
Speaker 1: Head and Anna Osino as Missus potato Head. Our original
Speaker 1: potato Heads have since.
Speaker 2: Pasted, right, but let's just slap AI. Sure that would
Speaker 2: make a movie about, you know, people being afraid of technology,
Speaker 2: really really funny. Half of the voice cast is Ai.
Speaker 2: We decided to use Jim Varney again as Slinky, even
Speaker 2: though we've replaced them. I don't know any of our
Speaker 2: other hot Dog things.
Speaker 1: A quarter world above or below.
Speaker 2: It's above barely. It's still a solid story.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sink.
Speaker 2: It does not sink. Max Credit Union. Everybody Mack loves
Speaker 2: this movie.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not giving credit to anyone for this one.
Speaker 2: Conan O'Brien, let's jump to this for those of you
Speaker 2: targety to the Mac and Goop party. We write everything
Speaker 2: on a forty hot Dog rating system. And while there
Speaker 2: are some things that I can point to and say
Speaker 2: I don't love this, I'm not a fan of this.
Speaker 2: My son loved it. I enjoyed once again. Pixar does
Speaker 2: an amazing job with these toy story movies. Is it
Speaker 2: the best toy story movie?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Would I take it over for I think I would
Speaker 2: because I like the human element of it. I like
Speaker 2: the idea of us actually focusing on the owner of
Speaker 2: the toys again, and I really like how they put
Speaker 2: the little button on Jesse's story of Jesse always wondering, like,
Speaker 2: what's the point of us being toys? And then she
Speaker 2: sees the forever impact that she has on her first owner.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed that. Thirty three hot.
Speaker 1: Dogs ough, gross goo gross. You kind of hit the
Speaker 1: nail on the head here talking about a toy story.
Speaker 1: This is not a toy story. This is a Bonnie story.
Speaker 1: This story does not like Bonnie, I like any semblance,
Speaker 1: like its toy dynamics at all. It's too much human,
Speaker 1: not enough toy. This movie was so lazy it made
Speaker 1: me appreciate Toy Story three, which I.
Speaker 2: Have notably hated to three great.
Speaker 1: This movie is not bad, don't get me wrong, and
Speaker 1: that's kind of the reason I hate it, because it's
Speaker 1: so lazy. They took no chances they preyed upon a
Speaker 1: theme that every parent for the last fifteen years has
Speaker 1: been talking about worried about. It's fifteen years too late.
Speaker 1: It's fucking lazy, It's really lazy. I just I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. I also don't think
Speaker 1: it's a terrible movie, So do with that, you must.
Speaker 1: I got it smack dab in the middle of all
Speaker 1: the movies I've seen this year, because there's been a
Speaker 1: lot of nuts of good movies this year, other child
Speaker 1: slash family movies I've seen this year. The Sheep detectives better,
Speaker 1: Hoppers better, Super Mario Galaxy worse, So it's better than
Speaker 1: Super Very Galaxy. I got it at twenty seven Hot Dogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess the one thing that we can talk
Speaker 2: about right now is that for Toy Story six, let's
Speaker 2: see here, what's this fellow's name? Andrew Stanton has already
Speaker 2: suggested that it'll be the end of Bonnie's story, so
Speaker 2: that you have the two trilogies. I do question that
Speaker 2: because Bonnie is barely in four, and also she's more
Speaker 2: of the child in three than Andy is, so this
Speaker 2: is kind of her trilogy here. This would have been
Speaker 2: a nice time to get off.
Speaker 1: And I also agree it's a fitting sort of conclusion
Speaker 1: to the Bonnie story, like what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: the andy stuff from one and two that you already
Speaker 1: did for Bonnie in the next movie.
Speaker 2: Like Bonnie goes to college and she's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bring Jesse. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Here's my new toy. Hint it's a vibrator. Good Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I just I like three soured me on toy Stories.
Speaker 1: Four wrote me back in, I love that more than most.
Speaker 1: This has soured me once again. I just don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't want the laziness in what was, at least
Speaker 1: in my mind, one of the three four best franchises ever.
Speaker 1: You have two forty doggers off the rip toy storing
Speaker 1: Toy Story, two people Love Toy Story. Three people are morons,
Speaker 1: not me. I love Toy Story. Four people are morons,
Speaker 1: not me. This is just I don't know. It fits
Speaker 1: oddly in it doesn't fit.
Speaker 2: I would argue this higher than four.
Speaker 1: No, it's not even close.
Speaker 2: Did you also notice that Key and Peel hate each
Speaker 2: other so much that neither of their voices are in this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get a cameo at the beginning and then
Speaker 1: maybe briefly at the end as well. They help out
Speaker 1: in that opening scene, no voice is heard from either
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: What a split, What a terrible, terrible split. I've seen
Speaker 2: rumors about why they've split.
Speaker 1: It's not rumors, it's not rumors.
Speaker 2: Is it confirmed?
Speaker 1: Keag and Michael Key's wife is a fucking insane person.
Speaker 1: That is why everything has follow up. That's why he's
Speaker 1: doing allegedly, no, not allegedly.
Speaker 2: So on the year, i'd probably have it like top six.
Speaker 2: I've only seen seven movies.
Speaker 3: Though I've seen twenty three and now time for what
Speaker 3: you have on been waiting for the yet right now,
Speaker 3: when the streets are paved with gold, we don't want
Speaker 3: no dead Woofer's only ducky shine cracker A fuddy duddy
Speaker 3: may do, but no gobbledy gook. Only the best of
Speaker 3: the best will be taken in the draft. But not
Speaker 3: just any old draft. It's the macking.
Speaker 2: Ool draft toy story. The movie. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 1: I've heard of it.
Speaker 2: Have you came out in nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 1: Yep? Second Waking Out ninety nine ripe age of six, yes,
Speaker 1: some age as your son. It's oh wow. And I
Speaker 1: went to Burger King around that time because I remember
Speaker 1: getting the big Kid's meal toy for toy story. How
Speaker 1: about that? Does that make you feel weird now thinking
Speaker 1: about that? Your child? Things that are happening right now,
Speaker 1: your child is gonna remember forever.
Speaker 2: That's why I am trying to not be a bad father.
Speaker 2: I do my best. It's tough. I'm like, what will
Speaker 2: he remember about these times? And I'm long dead? All right, Mac,
Speaker 2: what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: We're gonna do. We're gonna draft a toy box here,
Speaker 1: five toys each and on our toy story five. And
Speaker 1: the only rules we have here about the toys drafted
Speaker 1: is they loosely had to be around when we were children,
Speaker 1: roughly nineties toys. Sure, anything made before is good. Also,
Speaker 1: they cannot be like a video game system. They can
Speaker 1: be electronic, but they can't be like a defined video
Speaker 1: machism anti technology connects to a computer. And what was
Speaker 1: the other one I gave you? I forget what the
Speaker 1: other one was.
Speaker 2: I gave you said we had to loosely have it
Speaker 2: by nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also it's something that you would like store
Speaker 1: when you're done with it doesn't stay out right, It
Speaker 1: like goes into stores, goes into you like a toy box.
Speaker 1: Good would you like first pick? Would you like me
Speaker 1: to flip? What's going on here?
Speaker 2: I would like you to flip? And while you do that,
Speaker 2: answer my question calling tilS tails always it's head It says, okay,
Speaker 2: so what do you want?
Speaker 1: Let me take a look at my stupid list.
Speaker 2: My other question is when we're drafting this, are we
Speaker 2: drafting an entire toy line or specific toys within the
Speaker 2: line that then create our toy story gang. If we
Speaker 2: left the room, they had to then duke it out
Speaker 2: to see who's the fucking leader of the group.
Speaker 1: If let me let me put it this way, if
Speaker 1: this makes sense to you, and I think it will, Like,
Speaker 1: if you draft the Ninja Turtles, you get the four
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles, but you don't get like their accessories. You
Speaker 1: have to then draft their accessories, all right, you can't
Speaker 1: have the Turtles and the van. If you draft like
Speaker 1: the Power Ranger flip figures, you get the five Power
Speaker 1: Rangers as well, but you don't get all their extra stuff.
Speaker 1: So Okay, does that make sense to you?
Speaker 2: Yes, it does. Okay, so you're picking first.
Speaker 1: No, I'll go second here, goot, Okay, I got a
Speaker 1: top three that I really like, so I'll go second.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I do have some that if you try
Speaker 2: and draft, I'm gonna stamp you and say no, get
Speaker 2: out of here. Okay, sure, I will take with my
Speaker 2: first overall pick.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: This is tough. I'm trying to think of what was
Speaker 2: at the head of my toy box in nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: five when this movie came out, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: at that time it was Mighty More from Power Rangers.
Speaker 2: I will take the Megazord from Mighty More from Power Rangers.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Yeah, that's a that's a good that's
Speaker 1: a great draft pick. I'm not gonna say good, that's
Speaker 1: a great.
Speaker 2: Draft Not only do you get this sweet robot with
Speaker 2: a sword and a mammoth shields, you can take it apart.
Speaker 1: Now you're short of pingeon hole on yourself here, because
Speaker 1: you need the megazar to fight to get something right
Speaker 1: if you in your make believe world. But that's fine,
Speaker 1: it's a great draft pick. You're probably gonna gonna end
Speaker 1: up with something pretty.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna ask you, are you allowed to draft
Speaker 2: something else from Power Rangers or are all Power Rangers
Speaker 2: out the window now?
Speaker 1: No, I'm allowed to draft other things from Power Rangers.
Speaker 2: That's a rule that you want to make just so
Speaker 2: you can also draft a Power Ranger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get them. Fourth, I'm not taking the
Speaker 1: Power Ranger flip heads right now, dude, with my back
Speaker 1: to backs here, second pick in the draft. This to
Speaker 1: me is one of of the two or three and
Speaker 1: most iconic toys of the nineties. Power Rangers of course,
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles, of course, but this being like a known name,
Speaker 1: non ip just a toy. I'm taking the Fisher Price
Speaker 1: Great Adventures Castle. I was gonna take that is fucking mint.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you don't know what I'm talking about, google it
Speaker 1: real quick. You either had it or you had a
Speaker 1: front of had it, and you love this thing. You
Speaker 1: spent hours thing everywhere. It had that little boulder with
Speaker 1: the flip wall like the little guy. Fucking it was great.
Speaker 1: It was great. This little this little set in and
Speaker 1: of itself. You get you know, little figurines with it,
Speaker 1: Like you could spend hours of this fucking thing. And
Speaker 1: then you also could use your other toys to play
Speaker 1: on it too. Like It's just it was so good.
Speaker 1: I loved this fucking thing. Then I'm gonna take I
Speaker 1: don't really know how this fits in because it's a toy,
Speaker 1: but it's not like an action figure or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna take NERF Blasters. A NERF Blaster. Let
Speaker 1: let me have this. You know, if there's a robber
Speaker 1: that breaks into the house, I'm using my goddamn NERF
Speaker 1: Blaster to kill this motherfucker. I feel like NERF blas
Speaker 1: had to go off the board.
Speaker 2: Here, Okay, created in nineteen ninety I'm going with something
Speaker 2: very very similar. I'm taking the super Soaker.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's not really something I would I
Speaker 1: would keep in a toy box.
Speaker 2: Well, that's something that I would. My parents wouldn't like that,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and then let me type of the
Speaker 1: Great Adventures Castle.
Speaker 2: So I will go with the super Soaker. And then
Speaker 2: to go along with my action figures, I've already got
Speaker 2: my Power Rangers. I will take my four do I
Speaker 2: do so? Is it just the four main line Turtles
Speaker 2: from the eighty eight line, or do I get the
Speaker 2: full the six that came with the original eighty eight.
Speaker 1: Line, so you get Casey Jones and messages out and
Speaker 1: so it's the four turtles, Shredder, and Splinter and that
Speaker 1: all came together.
Speaker 2: They didn't come together, but they came out at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: I'll let you tell I'll let you take them turtles
Speaker 1: to take them turtle Turtle squad.
Speaker 2: Turtle squad. I'm turtle enough for this turtle party.
Speaker 1: All right. This is this is an interesting one for
Speaker 1: me here because I don't know specifically how it works
Speaker 1: in regards to what we're doing. But I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: the Lego like pirate set. There was like a pirate
Speaker 1: sort of tree jungle.
Speaker 2: Sort of thing in the nineties, though I think it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, for sure it was. The Pirate sets
Speaker 1: were crazy in the night is numerous of them. There's
Speaker 1: a cool castle as well, but I already get a castle.
Speaker 1: So give me the Lego Pirate sets and I'll pick
Speaker 1: your favorite one. And now, nah, I have a I'm
Speaker 1: going to take Optimist Prime Transforming. Optimist Prime.
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Give me a transformer specifically, Optimist Prime.
Speaker 2: My next pick, and I never had this, but I
Speaker 2: wanted it so so badly from the future cross Fire.
Speaker 2: The cross Fire Crossfire was rad I.
Speaker 1: Would say in regards to to get back to the
Speaker 1: theme you've opened the show with, gou nothing was over
Speaker 1: sold more than the game Crossfire. Coolest commercial of all time,
Speaker 1: one of the most boring games anyone's ever played.
Speaker 2: Well, my next product here had another pretty sweet jingle
Speaker 2: because the very best thing of all is the counter
Speaker 2: on this ball. Give me skip it with the digital
Speaker 2: counter on the inside. That came out in nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, and I'll tell you you hate ankles,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. I hate your ankle. You're hating other
Speaker 1: people's ankles because not only could you play skip it
Speaker 1: with the skip It toy, you could then pretend like
Speaker 1: it's a weapon and start hitting people with it. Um.
Speaker 1: All right, I think I wasn't sold on what to
Speaker 1: take here, but I think it just rounds out my
Speaker 1: toy box. Really well, I'm gonna take the Tomagatchi. Why not?
Speaker 2: So here's my issue with tom Igatchi. It came out
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety seven. We said ninety five. I was
Speaker 2: gonna be lenient with ninety.
Speaker 1: Sex say ninety five, We said loosely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rod is ninety six. I would have given you
Speaker 2: that one year grace period. You have to go too far.
Speaker 2: You're going too far?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a bullshit?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What you mean I took the tomagotchi?
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's the case, they give me soccer
Speaker 2: bompers overskip it. Sure, no, I'm not doing that. Fucking
Speaker 2: soccer boppers do rule though. That's a toy you buy
Speaker 2: to punch your friends.
Speaker 1: Well, they used to be called sock em boppers, and
Speaker 1: then they changed the name soccer boppers. Get it right?
Speaker 2: What was that theme song?
Speaker 1: Now, I'm blanking sock 'em bombers, sockam busters more fun
Speaker 1: than a pillow fue blow him up?
Speaker 2: Have the time of year in life?
Speaker 1: Uh good? I have a lot on my honorable message.
Speaker 2: I have a ton. Well, first off, let's get through
Speaker 2: the ones that I put on my list. And then
Speaker 2: you said don't take video games. So Super Nintendo N
Speaker 2: sixty four, Sony, PlayStation, Sega, Genesis, game Boy Color. That
Speaker 2: would have been maybe my first one because that would
Speaker 2: fit in your toy chest.
Speaker 1: Recognize doesn't connect to a TV, but it's not. It's
Speaker 1: also not something that you like stored in a toy box.
Speaker 1: Tom MAGATCHI was kind of borderline.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: It also came out in nineteen ninety eight, and I
Speaker 2: follow the rules. Sure, I'm a stickler for rules. Ferby
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: No one actually liked Ferby Bop it zipper side, twisted it,
Speaker 1: twist it, pull It, Tickle me Yelmo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ninety six though, Okay, so one that you could
Speaker 2: get and they are heroes, but it's fucking playtime. You
Speaker 2: can do whatever you want with them. Street Sharks, Yeah.
Speaker 1: This was on my list.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was honorable mention for the next few And like
Speaker 1: the Street Shocks toys were better than the actual show.
Speaker 1: The show not that great. The concept of Street Shocks
Speaker 1: is great. Sharks they're sharks.
Speaker 2: They are I'm sorry, anthropomorphic sharks that have roller blades
Speaker 2: on big muscular fuckers and they're able to balance on
Speaker 2: those feet. They have sweet names Ripster Slamu, moby Lick.
Speaker 2: Moby Lick is in the second line though, X Men,
Speaker 2: the animated series.
Speaker 1: I was gonna drive just like a Wolverine doll or something.
Speaker 1: I didn't really know how to go about that.
Speaker 2: There were so like that was the perfect show to
Speaker 2: put out because for the toy line, just make everything.
Speaker 2: There's so many mutants. But that also goes for Power Rangers.
Speaker 2: They had a Monster of the Week and they made
Speaker 2: a toy for every single monster, every tall bad guy,
Speaker 2: every small bad guy, every little helper, They're all there.
Speaker 2: Mac was such a huge fan of Finster.
Speaker 1: I liked the uh the pig that was a pig
Speaker 1: with human arms and legs. I forget what it was called.
Speaker 2: I forget the name of that one too, but I
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago I.
Speaker 1: Bought like a Trojan helmet.
Speaker 2: Yes, I bought the like newer, like really well sculpted one.
Speaker 2: It was on sale for like seven bucks because no
Speaker 2: one wanted it. And my son's like, oh, is that
Speaker 2: from Power Range? And I'm like, yeah, it's like, is
Speaker 2: that from your favorite episode? I'm like, actually, fun fact,
Speaker 2: my least favorite episode because it was constantly on. It
Speaker 2: was always was always Goblin food and like the action
Speaker 2: in that episode stunk. Wow, come on, But it's one
Speaker 2: of the most recognizable bad guys. It's a fucking pig
Speaker 2: head with arms and legs in a Trojan helmet and
Speaker 2: it has a knife and a fork.
Speaker 1: Iconic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely iconic. It's just I hated that episode
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, Toy Story five greater than that episode
Speaker 1: of Power Rangers.
Speaker 2: You can put that on the DVD cover. Toy Story
Speaker 2: five better than the pig episode of Power Rangers. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, mighty morphin Power Rangers. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the next lineage of Power Rangers do with that character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and speaking of vulnerable mentions, the flip Head toys
Speaker 1: for Power Rangers were some of the coolest in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Dragonflies.
Speaker 1: Dragonflies are those the pole string things.
Speaker 2: The pole string I know. They also had the ones
Speaker 2: for girls, like the ballerina things, the ballerina ones, sky
Speaker 2: sky Dancers, sure, sky answers, the dragonfly ones, though they'll
Speaker 2: take your eye, oh kid, the.
Speaker 1: First like ten feet It's like facing a Nolan Ryan fastball.
Speaker 2: So I loved the toys for Batman eighty nine. I
Speaker 2: loved them for the animated series, I loved them for
Speaker 2: Batman Returns. But the ones that I would nominate as
Speaker 2: an honorary mention are the ones from Batman Forever, because
Speaker 2: that is when they got They're like, this movie is
Speaker 2: four toys. Schumacher, make this movie four toys. There were
Speaker 2: so many Batman, so many Robins, and the vehicles used
Speaker 2: in this movie were unbelievable. They had a batplane that
Speaker 2: doubled as a bat boat.
Speaker 1: I specifically remember having that batmobile with like the blue
Speaker 1: plastic underneath the engine part, and it was so cool,
Speaker 1: so cool.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Batman, they released the same bat cave sculpt
Speaker 2: fifteen times. They would just change the stickers depending on
Speaker 2: the movie or the property. Yeah, which is crazy. I
Speaker 2: saw the original one from eighty nine at like an
Speaker 2: antique toy store and how much you can buy that for?
Speaker 1: How much? Oh sshh?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I had danth I had this
Speaker 2: five times. I kept on buying it with the new stickers.
Speaker 1: I could have had twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because as you kept on going, they lesser
Speaker 2: and lesser in value. Polly Pocket slash Mighty Max, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 1: I had quite a few Mighty Max things. And you'd
Speaker 1: lose your little characters instantly.
Speaker 2: And then suddenly you just have a little clam a.
Speaker 1: Little yeah, little thing you can get your finger caught it.
Speaker 2: Hello man, my name's Mody Max.
Speaker 1: And then they also shortly after that, came out with
Speaker 1: the shoes with Polly Pocket and Mighty Max in the
Speaker 1: little bubbles in the shoe.
Speaker 2: I did like, though, is that Turtles? And I think
Speaker 2: Power Rangers also stole that idea and started making little
Speaker 2: sets for their characters too.
Speaker 1: The micro sets definitely became popular.
Speaker 2: POGs.
Speaker 1: POGs, Yeah, that's tough one because I don't I'd probably
Speaker 1: keep it in like a drawer, but it would count.
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't. I wouldn't deny a pog.
Speaker 2: Beanie babies, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Beanie babies. My cousin had like two hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: of them. She didn't have the complete set, but she had.
Speaker 1: Her parents spent a lot of money on beanie babies.
Speaker 2: I probably had about fifty. I would say my favorite
Speaker 2: beanie baby was Ringo the Raccoon. Ring How about you,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite beanie baby?
Speaker 1: I just always say Chip the Cat.
Speaker 2: Chip the Cat was good. I was a huge fan
Speaker 2: of the MLB crossover when they made Sammy the Cub,
Speaker 2: Mark the Cardinal, and Rocket the Blue Jay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I had any beanie babies. I
Speaker 1: never really bought into the beanieberes.
Speaker 2: Were you alive in the nineties. I had What was
Speaker 2: I gonna do with oh many beanie babies.
Speaker 1: I couldn't play with them, I couldn't fuck them.
Speaker 2: So I had a purple hippoie, I had a green hippo.
Speaker 2: I had every animal imaginable. I remember the days of
Speaker 2: sitting there with my brother and sister saying, imagine if
Speaker 2: we found Peanut at a Hallmark. Peanut was the original
Speaker 2: elephant that came out that if you found it worth millions.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're done with your honorable mention.
Speaker 2: We had so many Princess die bears you'd think why
Speaker 2: not just one? No, no, we were thinking of the future. Yeah,
Speaker 2: investment moon boots. Those things suck horrible hard, throw them away.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you didn't take the action figure line from
Speaker 2: your favorite movie, water World.
Speaker 1: Didn't know it existed. I'm gonna look that up on
Speaker 1: eBay afterwards.
Speaker 2: Did you know that the water World action figures us
Speaker 2: the exact same molds from Robin Hood Menonites More Prince
Speaker 2: of Thieves.
Speaker 1: One of those two did they make the water World
Speaker 1: set floatable. Could I play with it in the tub.
Speaker 2: There were so many things, like they had sceneries they
Speaker 2: had I used to always love that too. Is like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can get the fucking the morphin zone. What was
Speaker 2: the Oh the command Center. There we go. You can
Speaker 2: get the command center. You can get and you had
Speaker 2: all these like awesome play features and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: But yes, they had one for water World. So yes,
Speaker 2: my five toys in my toy box circa nineteen ninety five,
Speaker 2: the Megazord, the super Soaker, Turtle Squad, turtally enough for
Speaker 2: this turtle party. That's all four turtles, Splinter and Shredder,
Speaker 2: Crossfire and skip it.
Speaker 1: Uh goose some of my honorable mentions before I get
Speaker 1: to my squad. You said all of your honorable I
Speaker 1: didn't name any of them. I didn't get a word in.
Speaker 1: You were flying through that.
Speaker 2: I was so excited about Sammy the Cub.
Speaker 1: I loved absolutely trying to demolish any and every character
Speaker 1: from the stretched Armstrong line.
Speaker 2: You were more into wrestling figures than I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so those and the wrestling pillows to those things
Speaker 1: are sweet? Uh g I Joe's I was into that
Speaker 1: I'm stunned you didn't take the Ninja Turtles pizza van
Speaker 1: to me greater than the Turtle Squad itself, because you can.
Speaker 2: I can't take a megazor in a pizza van.
Speaker 1: I want to actually fight each other.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's crazy, insane.
Speaker 1: Uh go plain simple, I fox with it at your sketch, big,
Speaker 1: at your sketch, guy white bright yep, sam idea. Uh.
Speaker 1: You also had easy Bake Oven, which I don't know
Speaker 1: if you really stored it in the toy box, but
Speaker 1: you busted it out everyone.
Speaker 2: It does go into your your theory of play with
Speaker 2: it or fuck it?
Speaker 1: So uh jumping off a christ Air off the easy
Speaker 1: Bake oven was the little creepy crawlers oven. That thing
Speaker 1: was fun for ten minutes corners and then I also
Speaker 1: thought maybe a talkboy, maybe maybe a talkboy might get drafted.
Speaker 1: But the talkback little yeah, the little the little microphone
Speaker 1: handheld thing. Uh my five in my toy box was
Speaker 1: the Great Adventures Castle made by Fisher Price, a Nerf blaster,
Speaker 1: a Lego Pirate set, Optimus Prime transformers, and ATOMAGATCHI.
Speaker 2: Let's get into mac Sack and mack Sack could be
Speaker 2: anything it could be a boat. And once again, in
Speaker 2: honor of toy story five, we are all about fives
Speaker 2: right now. No, man, Mac this little game called plead
Speaker 2: the fifth. Okay, I am going to read you. I
Speaker 2: have a bunch of fifth movies. Yeah, in franchises. Sure
Speaker 2: if you believe this fifth movie in the franchise is
Speaker 2: the best of the franchise. Oh you plead the fifth?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: Is that what pleading the fifth means?
Speaker 1: What do I say otherwise? No?
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't think that far ahead. I only
Speaker 2: ThReD the fifth.
Speaker 1: All right, all right?
Speaker 2: Fast five? No Friday the thirteenth, A New Beginning, No
Speaker 2: Halloween five, The Revenge of Michael Myers, No Harry Potter
Speaker 2: in the Order of the Phoenix, No Indiana Jones in
Speaker 2: the Dial of Destiny. Na, this one is a little tiptoey.
Speaker 2: You can tell me this does not apply. Jay and
Speaker 2: Silent Bob strike back. So it's Clerk's Clerks sarrats. No, No,
Speaker 2: it's Clerk's mal rats chasing Amy Dogma, Jay and Silent
Speaker 2: Bob strike back.
Speaker 1: And that's all technically the same.
Speaker 2: J Silent bobber in all the movies. It's a shared Universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you could count it. It it. It's
Speaker 1: not the best one.
Speaker 2: No. Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom, No, Medea's Witness Protection, NA,
Speaker 2: Mission Impossible, Rogue Nation.
Speaker 1: It's close, but no.
Speaker 2: This in Ghost Protocol.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Muppet Treasure Island.
Speaker 1: Fallout's pretty great too. Muppet Treasure Island. If someone made
Speaker 1: the argument for it, I wouldn't be against it.
Speaker 2: My Treasure Island personally is a no. Look, it's not
Speaker 2: the best and maybe it's coming too close to the
Speaker 2: end of the popularity of the Muppets. This one is
Speaker 2: super fun.
Speaker 1: It's so fun, so fun.
Speaker 2: You know what else is fun? The Muppets put out
Speaker 2: an album and they did Kocomo great too. It's not
Speaker 2: easy being Green Mac A Nightmare on Elm Street, The
Speaker 2: Dream Child.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Rocky five could be the worst movie all time? And
Speaker 2: a Scary Movie five?
Speaker 1: Oh I meant, I meant no for Rocky five. Na.
Speaker 1: Have I seen Scary Movie five? Is that the new one?
Speaker 2: That is the one with Shack? Or is Shack? And four?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I've seen Scary Movie five.
Speaker 2: Either four or five opens with Shaq and doctor Phil
Speaker 2: in a saw scenario and Shack has to shoot a
Speaker 2: free throw to save their life.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've seen that.
Speaker 2: And a Shack couldn't shoot free throws his hands were
Speaker 2: too bad. That was the joke of the scenario scream
Speaker 2: V No, here's where it gets a little sticky again.
Speaker 2: Star Wars episode two, Attack of the Clones or episode
Speaker 2: five The Empire Strikes Back.
Speaker 1: No, it would be a release order episode two Attack
Speaker 1: of the Clones.
Speaker 2: No Toy Story five, No Transformers, The Last Night, No,
Speaker 2: ed Helm's twenty fifteen vacation. No. And finally, this is
Speaker 2: another sticky situation. Is it X Men first Class or
Speaker 2: X Men Days of Futures Past?
Speaker 1: So it would be either the Wolverine or X Men
Speaker 1: first class. So it's no.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, it wouldn't. So it's no, it's one of
Speaker 2: those two. It's do you include the Wolverine movies in
Speaker 2: the X Men lineage because if you don't. So, if
Speaker 2: you do, then it's Stays of Future. Sorry, then it's
Speaker 2: first class.
Speaker 1: If you do, it's the Wolverine because it's Origins. It's
Speaker 1: the three movies Origins than the Wolverine. Oh, then it's
Speaker 1: first class, first class. That's what I'm saying, yeah, first
Speaker 1: class came up before the Wolverine. What I'm telling you is,
Speaker 1: if you include Wolverines, then it's first class. If you don't,
Speaker 1: then it's future's past. The answer is yes, there probably
Speaker 1: either way.
Speaker 2: No, you can't, you can't have it. But either way
Speaker 2: I have first class.
Speaker 1: In future past. They're completely different. I love them both
Speaker 1: for what they do and don't do. First class fucking great.
Speaker 1: First class is the future past too. But the issue
Speaker 1: is that if you're in I would say first class
Speaker 1: greater than slightly.
Speaker 2: If you're including the Wolverine movies, then Logan is in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not the fifth movie.
Speaker 2: But we're saying it's the best of the franchise. Oh
Speaker 2: oh oh, this is the sticky situation that where Now,
Speaker 2: this is the closest that we've gotten to confused, twenty
Speaker 2: seven fifth movies in we have finally gotten into a
Speaker 2: sticky situation.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm still not sure. Good. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you one that you don't even bring up, Uh,
Speaker 1: the Mad Max universe. The fifth movie in that is Furiosa,
Speaker 1: a Mad Max story that is the best movie. It's
Speaker 1: not in the Mad Max universe.
Speaker 2: So what do you say? So, what do you say?
Speaker 1: I plead the fit.
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Speaker 2: be talking San Diego Comic com.
Speaker 1: I thought it was CinemaCon this weekend.
Speaker 2: It's San Diego Comic Con, okay, and we've already gotten
Speaker 2: one pretty sweet trailer that was for clay Face, So.
Speaker 1: I'll say this, Sku. I think this was astute point
Speaker 1: made by Eric Voss of New rock Stars. If they
Speaker 1: were to release the Doomsday trailer before this weekend, which.
Speaker 2: They did, they're gonna do another one.
Speaker 1: They must be saving something big for the weekend Doomsday.
Speaker 2: Because they are back in haull Ah for the first
Speaker 2: time since twenty twenty four. They skipped a year and
Speaker 2: they said, Fig said this. We only go to comic
Speaker 2: Con when we have something big to show people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'm Max men ax Men excited.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be right.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be Tuesdays or Guesdays. I abused, kangaroos, Tam Burton.
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