Speaker 1: Okay, that is one thousands dollars by yourself one of
Speaker 1: them stand up arcade machines with all the retro video
Speaker 1: games in there.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe instead take them out for or hire a chef
Speaker 1: for like a seven course dinner at your house for
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: That's a better idea.
Speaker 1: Or maybe have the hire a string quartet to play
Speaker 1: by the side of your bed while you're making love.
Speaker 1: That's a worse idea. That's a terrible idea. How uncomfortable
Speaker 1: would that.
Speaker 3: Be traumatizing for me? If it's you? So I don't
Speaker 3: want to watch you?
Speaker 2: Are you in the string quartet?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm playing the violin.
Speaker 2: You don't how to play the violin?
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know that, but I don't think
Speaker 1: that you would have brought it up before I did.
Speaker 1: My point is thousand dollars, what are you going to
Speaker 1: blow it on? Use the keyword check and go to
Speaker 1: KDWB dot com.
Speaker 5: To write we have to do a big birthday shout out.
Speaker 5: This comes in from Mackenzie, Sasha and Brandon and they
Speaker 5: want to give their mom Heidi markham A. I don't
Speaker 5: know if we want to say age, but a big birthday.
Speaker 5: Shout out Happy birthday Us every morning while getting ready
Speaker 5: for work and in the car, and it would make
Speaker 5: her day.
Speaker 4: So thank you.
Speaker 5: That's from her lovely kids once again, Mackenzie, Sasha and Brandon.
Speaker 4: Happy Birthday, Heidi.
Speaker 2: What a segue from Missy Elliott into that.
Speaker 5: Job?
Speaker 4: Von, Me and Missy Elliott have a lot in common?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 3: On the Daily Bailey today, I'm going to answer this
Speaker 3: question for you. If you're wondering what stage of dating
Speaker 3: are you in? Okay, it was definitely wondering, Von, Do
Speaker 3: you want me? I'll ask you the questions. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: all right? Are you going on dates and getting to
Speaker 3: know them romantically?
Speaker 6: We're going on dates. I think we know each other
Speaker 6: pretty romantically. I'll say it's been four years, so.
Speaker 3: You would say yes, yes, Okay, great, I'm going to
Speaker 3: follow along on this little flow chart here. Are you
Speaker 3: only dating them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I feel like do you mean like? Is Alyssa asked
Speaker 6: me questions? And she asked me on dates. Matter of fact,
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what she did the other day.
Speaker 4: Came home with.
Speaker 6: Culver surprisingly and on the milkshake that she bought me
Speaker 6: she wrote, will you be my valentine?
Speaker 4: So no, it's fifty to fifty. I think she means,
Speaker 4: I mean, are you dating anyone else?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought you mean, like, are we both putting an effort? No?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm not dating anybody else. Okay, So, yes,
Speaker 4: you're only dating?
Speaker 1: That is long pause? You're like, are you only dating them?
Speaker 1: Vaughn is like quiet, quiet, quiet?
Speaker 6: Come on, like are we both like pursuing each other?
Speaker 6: That's what I thought you meant. I'm not the person asked.
Speaker 4: So you're only dating them? So yes?
Speaker 3: Let me follow this flow chart. Are they only dating you?
Speaker 3: The answers yes, okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 4: So the answer.
Speaker 3: Is your relationship public and or are you using labels?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: My girlfriend, love my life. The stage of dating you
Speaker 3: are in van is official? Okay, Jenny, Yeah, baby, hate
Speaker 3: to put you on the spot.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Are you going on dates and getting to know them
Speaker 3: romantically the person you are seeing?
Speaker 4: Yes? Okay? Are you only dating them? Yeah? Yes, okay?
Speaker 4: Are they only dating you?
Speaker 5: I believe so, but they could be doing their own
Speaker 5: thing because we aren't official.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Is your relationship public and or are you using labels?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: And no, okay, so then that means you are exclusive.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: So there are four stages of dating, That's what I'm
Speaker 4: saying here.
Speaker 3: So the first one is talking, then there's dating, then
Speaker 3: there's exclusive, and then there's official. So when kids, I
Speaker 3: mean the youths, the teens that I know, they'll say like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're talking. That probably means, hopefully fingers crossed, that they
Speaker 3: haven't gone.
Speaker 4: On any dates with that person.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So when you answer the question, are you going on
Speaker 3: dates and getting to know them romantically? If the answer
Speaker 3: is no, then you're just talking. Talking is not dating.
Speaker 3: So you can't say like, oh, yeah, we're just talking.
Speaker 3: But even though you've been on a million dates with
Speaker 3: them or we're just talking. No, if you've gone on
Speaker 3: any dates with them, you are dating them.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So if you are dating them and they are only
Speaker 3: dating you, you are dating.
Speaker 4: And that's even like a that's a no.
Speaker 3: If you're only dating them and they're only dating you,
Speaker 3: if they're dating other people, you're still dating them. Even
Speaker 3: if you're dating other people. But if your relationship is public,
Speaker 3: you're exclusive. So what stage is David Dave, You're official? Okay,
Speaker 3: I am also official? Vaunt your official Jenny is exclusive. Okay,
Speaker 3: that is the stages of dating. Okay, listen, I go
Speaker 3: through them one more time. I'm talking dating exclusive and official.
Speaker 4: Official means you're like, you know you have that title.
Speaker 3: I'm confused. Well, you're making yourself confused. Let me share
Speaker 3: with you this flow chart. Okay, yeah, all right, well
Speaker 3: that's it. I will send it over to you, vont
Speaker 3: because apparently you don't know if you're only dating Alyssa
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 5: Well, will be the third wheel to any celebrity couple.
Speaker 2: We just need an invite.
Speaker 5: Dave's Dirt on KATWB.
Speaker 1: Zane, speaking of celebrity couples, says he was not in
Speaker 1: love with his ex girlfriend Gigi Hadid here is.
Speaker 6: Zane said this on record, I will always love jit
Speaker 6: because she's the reason my child isn't you know, on
Speaker 6: this earth?
Speaker 2: And I have the utmost respect for her. I will
Speaker 2: always love her. Well, I don't know if I was having.
Speaker 1: In don't know if I was ever in love with
Speaker 1: Hersha conversation.
Speaker 4: All right, well, who's paying on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 5: If it is, you just know that the average date
Speaker 5: now costs one hundred and eighty nine dollars well, it
Speaker 5: seems way too expensive to me. But according to a
Speaker 5: new report, Americans now spend that much, which is a
Speaker 5: twelve zero point five percent increase from just last year,
Speaker 5: because that's dinner's drinks, and then usually like an activity
Speaker 5: like a movie or hitting up top golf or something,
Speaker 5: and over a year, on average, Americans spend twenty three
Speaker 5: hundred dollars on dates. But of course that's like more
Speaker 5: of the younger generations spending that much because they're pically
Speaker 5: going out on dates and dating and stuff, whereas like
Speaker 5: older people who have been together for forever do they date.
Speaker 1: I don't know d well they do, but they probably
Speaker 1: had a little bit more financial resources, so they tend
Speaker 1: to go out to probably a little bit more expensive
Speaker 1: place rather than Heartys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, i'd so oh, yeah, so good.
Speaker 5: Apparently people are budgeting for round two hundred dollars for
Speaker 5: Valentine's date gifts, which is surpassing the previous high of
Speaker 5: one hundred and ninety six dollars.
Speaker 4: That's crazy to me, that's so much money.
Speaker 5: I just had a conversation with the person I'm seeing
Speaker 5: yesterday and he just was like, are you a Valentine's person?
Speaker 5: And I was like, I mean, sure, I would celebrate
Speaker 5: it if I'm around, but I don't care that much
Speaker 5: because I might go out of town this weekend.
Speaker 4: And that was the end of our conversation because.
Speaker 5: I just do you think he's like sad though, No,
Speaker 5: because he has a big test. Yes, it takes next week.
Speaker 5: So this weekend is like dedicated to studying for drug tests.
Speaker 1: Would you get a big marijuana test He's gonna take
Speaker 1: you gotta study for it.
Speaker 2: He's going to go buy yearine down the hes because.
Speaker 5: Marijuana something that's interesting. You should try this. He's very
Speaker 5: supportive of me, and he knows. He knows that I
Speaker 5: have been incapable of going snowboarding because of the injuries
Speaker 5: I've been dealing with, and I'm finally on the mend,
Speaker 5: and so I'm trying to get up and go out
Speaker 5: snowboarding this week.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Readers still cannot get enough of modern romance novels.
Speaker 4: Jenny, I know that you are in that pool there.
Speaker 3: So because of the influx of modern romance popularity, Harlequin
Speaker 3: Enterprises is going to shutter their line of historical romance
Speaker 3: books set in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries and These
Speaker 3: are the kinds of books that you see like at Walgreens,
Speaker 3: or like in the bookis'le at Target, or something with
Speaker 3: the like hot guy on the cover. So the people
Speaker 3: who write those books, they're gonna hang it up because
Speaker 3: the modern romance novels are getting super popular and they
Speaker 3: they sell in as many books as they want to do.
Speaker 1: So interesting, those harlequin romance novels have been around since
Speaker 1: before my time, right exactly. My sisters used to read
Speaker 1: them when I was a kid, I know, and it
Speaker 1: was always.
Speaker 4: Like, oh he did what?
Speaker 6: Minnesota's all hony? We ranked sixteenth kinkiest in America. These
Speaker 6: are the states, as you said that as the Google
Speaker 6: search rate for sexual positions per capita is twenty five
Speaker 6: point five to five searches per ten thousand people each month, So.
Speaker 2: We host the kinky t state.
Speaker 6: Then, doesn't tell me this is all about Minnesota.
Speaker 3: You started reading that, you felt like it felt like
Speaker 3: you were reading it as Obama.
Speaker 6: I approved this message is sixteenths kinkiss taste.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a whole.
Speaker 6: Thing about Minnesota and its most popular positions, but that's
Speaker 6: the only stat I'll reach.
Speaker 2: You guys on what is the most popular position.
Speaker 6: Do you really want to know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Okay, it starts with an M.
Speaker 2: Right, No, that's the second starts with a D.
Speaker 4: That's the number one. I'm going to say the D
Speaker 4: one first.
Speaker 6: Twenty three thousand Google searches in the last and I
Speaker 6: want to try something.
Speaker 1: Hold still for a second, march tink tink and tink
Speaker 1: and tink and tink tink tink.
Speaker 6: Minnesota, Minnesotas can't decide between H.
Speaker 2: Reverse and uh. Nobody does reverse and six their reverse position. Yeah,
Speaker 2: somebody does reverse C. That's not there's no eye contact involved.
Speaker 2: You gotta have the eye contact.
Speaker 4: Well, there is eye contact with something.
Speaker 2: I don't get it, Jenny, Well, you don't do it. No,
Speaker 2: nobody does reverse.
Speaker 4: Somebody else confirmed, But they can't.
Speaker 6: They can't decide between reverse C or six. Nine is
Speaker 6: their third favorite.
Speaker 2: But he does that either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's too exhausting.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. You're so busy concentrating on
Speaker 1: your your job at hands, and you're not enjoying the job.
Speaker 2: At the other hand, you.
Speaker 4: Bailey is completely stay out of this conversation.
Speaker 6: My favorite moment of Bailey's in life was Roadhouse with
Speaker 6: the Roadhouse guys a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2: And that is gonna do it for the dirt. Oh
Speaker 2: I did find it.
Speaker 4: Utah is the kinky of state in America. Utah back
Speaker 4: makes sense. Have you seen the secret lives of Mormon wives?
Speaker 4: Those women off for?
Speaker 6: Other states near the top include New York, Texas, California.
Speaker 2: Sorry that was important, kind.
Speaker 1: Of randomly, Yeah, I want to wear North Dakota falls
Speaker 1: in there like fiftieth.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: They just gave me the top four.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha, Okay, Uh.
Speaker 2: That is it.
Speaker 1: We will see you back here tomorrow. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: more Cardi B tickets, no phone screen or Friday, And
Speaker 1: don't forget, Valentine's Day is two days away, so head
Speaker 1: out to wedding day diamonds. Pick up some diamond ear rings,
Speaker 1: pick up a diamond pendant, tennis bracelet, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to get. Valentine's Day is only a couple of days away.
Speaker 1: But we will be back here tomorrow on KDWB