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Speaker 1: The Mark Simon.

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Speaker 2: Show on seven tenor.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we got a lot to get to this hour.

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Speaker 1: Prince Andrew, as you know, was arrested like seven hours ago,

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Speaker 1: eight hours apparently he is still in custody as we speak.

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Speaker 1: He remains in custody and police are searching his residences.

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Speaker 1: I guess they're going through his computers. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: could you mention what's on this guy's computer? This is

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Speaker 1: not going to go well for him. They're looking through

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Speaker 1: documents there. There are also a lot of people who

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Speaker 1: are saying that this guy's going to be in real

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Speaker 1: trouble Prince Andrew, and if they seize his computers and

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Speaker 1: look at his Google searches and what porn sites he

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Speaker 1: was on and this is it's going to be very

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Speaker 1: bad for him. So he's going to find himself in

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Speaker 1: major trouble, facing prison. Most people say that know him say,

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Speaker 1: this is a guy who will squeez'll talk, do anything

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Speaker 1: to get out of trouble, make a deal. He will

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Speaker 1: turn people in left and right. Who knows what he

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Speaker 1: knows and what he can trade. But this is going

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Speaker 1: to get very very interesting, you know, cops are you know,

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Speaker 1: although he's got a couple of residences. A convoy of

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Speaker 1: vehicles pulled into his various houses, convoys of vehicles, and

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Speaker 1: they're searching everything. The search is continuing as we speak.

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Speaker 1: This is again, this is going to be really ugly

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Speaker 1: before it's over. We have assembled off the Iranian coast,

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Speaker 1: off the near Iran. We have the biggest strike force

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Speaker 1: we've assembled in I think ever, maybe huge, huge, huge

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Speaker 1: strike force. We've just sent the USS gerald Ford there.

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Speaker 1: That is the largest warship on Earth. It's the most

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Speaker 1: advanced aircraft carrier we have nuclear powered. It's designed to

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Speaker 1: carry more than seventy five aircraft F thirty five c's

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Speaker 1: lightning two stealth fighters, super hornets, growler radar jamming jets.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is serious stuff. This is in addition

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Speaker 1: to everything else. We've got four destroyers there. We've got

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Speaker 1: destroyers patrolling the straits of Hormoose. We've got the Lincoln

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Speaker 1: warship is there. So this is really really serious stuff.

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Speaker 1: This is way way way beyond what we did in Venezuela.

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Speaker 1: And Iran is doing what Iran usually does, being ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: threatening everything on Earth, threatening the president, threatening all kinds

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Speaker 1: of stuff. But again Maduro tried that it's not a

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Speaker 1: good strategy, but if they were smart, they would make

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Speaker 1: a deal of some kind. We are negotiating with them

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Speaker 1: in Europe. I think in Paris, if they had any brains,

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Speaker 1: they would make a deal. But they can think they're

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Speaker 1: just too stupid to do it. Here's the White House

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Speaker 1: Press Secretary.

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Speaker 3: President has always been very clear though with respect to

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Speaker 3: Iran or any country around the world, diplomacy is always

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Speaker 3: his first option. And Iran would be very wise to

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Speaker 3: make a deal with President Trump and with this administration.

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Speaker 1: The keywords they're very wise. That's not Iran very crazy,

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Speaker 1: but not very wise. Here's Vice President Vance.

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Speaker 4: We do have a very powerful military. The President's shown

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Speaker 4: a willingness to use it. He also has a remarkable

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Speaker 4: diplomatic team. He shown a willingness to use that too.

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Speaker 4: Our primary interest here is we don't want Ran to

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Speaker 4: get a nuclear weapon.

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Speaker 1: We don't want nuclear proliferation.

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Speaker 4: If I Ran gets a nuclear weapon, there are a

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Speaker 4: lot of other regimes, some friendly, some not so friendly,

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Speaker 4: who would get nuclear weapons after them. That would be

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Speaker 4: a disaster for the American people. The President has all

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Speaker 4: options on the table.

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Speaker 1: The brilliant response from Iran.

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Speaker 2: We have stated these many times. My own statements are

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Speaker 2: not important. What matters from an ideological standpoint is the

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Speaker 2: policy and the fautois of the Supreme Leader. We are

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Speaker 2: in no way seeking nuclear weapons. Whatever form of verification

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Speaker 2: they want to carry out, we are ready for that

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Speaker 2: verification to take place.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's great if you like lying gibberish. AOC is

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Speaker 1: more clear than that. What a word solid of nonsense.

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Speaker 1: So and again we've seen with the bombing of the

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Speaker 1: Iran nuclear facilities, which was an incredible military operation, from

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Speaker 1: the seizing of Maduro where we unveiled all kinds of

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Speaker 1: secret weapons nobody knew we had that just paralyzes the enemy. Literally,

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Speaker 1: we've seen all this. Obvious we always had the most

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Speaker 1: powerful military. But it's obvious that everything under Trump in

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Speaker 1: the last year has been cranked up to absolute state

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Speaker 1: of the art and beyond military weapons, tactics, techniques, and

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Speaker 1: say what you want about Pete Hegseith, but he he

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Speaker 1: is run now in his first year some of the

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Speaker 1: most amazing, unbelievable military operations ever. So if I were Iran,

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Speaker 1: I would take note of that. I would take note

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Speaker 1: of that. Obviously, our intelligence is very good over there.

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Speaker 1: When we took out the nuclear actress. If and people

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Speaker 1: are saying this could happen soon as soon as a Saturday,

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Speaker 1: a couple of days from now. But if this happens,

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Speaker 1: obviously we will very very quickly, in just seconds, take

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Speaker 1: out every military asset of Iran. If we wanted to

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Speaker 1: go in and just seize the leader and take them out,

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Speaker 1: physically take them out. We saw how we can do

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Speaker 1: that with Maduro. So keep an eye on that could

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Speaker 1: happen this weekend. State of the Union. It is Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they want to have it done by Tuesday. Who knows,

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Speaker 1: but keep an eye on it. Nancy Guthrie, Hey, they're

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Speaker 1: looking in Mexico. There is a couple of these ransom notes.

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Speaker 1: They don't know if they're real, they're not real, but

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Speaker 1: a couple of them have indicated that she's in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Where she lives is very close, like sixteen miles from

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Speaker 1: the border. So as the kidnappers escaped, obviously be smart

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Speaker 1: have apparently started working with Mexican authorities for them to

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Speaker 1: start helping. You know, there's a task. Everybody hates this

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Speaker 1: local sheriff there what's his name, Nano Nanos whatever, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: They just think he's a Barney Fife, grandstanding, small town

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Speaker 1: bumbling a show off. But we've got the FBI there.

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Speaker 1: Apparently with the FBI and the FEDS, the Trump is sent.

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Speaker 1: They have a team of four hundred people on the ground,

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Speaker 1: four hundred working on this. Here's Harvey Levin.

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Speaker 5: The search for Nancy got three has gone international. We

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Speaker 5: have learned the FBI has told federal Mexican law enforcement

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Speaker 5: to tell various police agencies to be on the lookout

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Speaker 5: for Nancy and her kidnapper. Now, our law enforcement sources

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Speaker 5: are telling us that it is possible. They believe that

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Speaker 5: Nancy was taken across the border, but they doubt if

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Speaker 5: she is across the border, that it happened directly after

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll see. Hey, Stephen Colbert, this is hard to

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Speaker 1: believe he lied to us. Could you believe that Albert lying? Well,

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Speaker 1: this all started when he was trying to push a

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Speaker 1: certain candidate who's running for the Senate in Texas, Tarrico,

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Speaker 1: Try to help him win that Senate seat that primary. Well,

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Speaker 1: the FCC stepped in. Now, there has always been this

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Speaker 1: They never bothered anybody with it. Nobody ever said anything

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Speaker 1: that again. So they've let people know they've been apparently

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Speaker 1: investigating the view because they've been having Also it's a

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Speaker 1: equal time. And that's what Colbert was doing here, not

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Speaker 1: allowing the opponent equal time. Well, Colbert's been lying to

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Speaker 1: which is fair. We would all do that. Remember during

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Speaker 1: the mayor oll race, we had Curtis on all the time.

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Speaker 1: Donnie campaign said we want equal time, you'd say yes.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you would say yes. Well, why would I

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Speaker 1: probably not going to be a a friendly interview. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we wouldn't be unfriendly, but we'd ask him tough questions

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Speaker 1: of course would give equal time. But Colbert, being a

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Speaker 1: It's the right thing to do, it's the fair thing

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Speaker 1: to do. In fact, whenever if I went on and

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Speaker 1: I want an equal time of course you'd give it

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Speaker 1: to him, you know, a major figure, a candidate, a politician,

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Speaker 1: and there's not going to be any real consequence. He's

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Speaker 1: already fired. There's nothing you can do. I guess that's

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Speaker 1: a big trial going on with Mark Zuckerberg testifying the

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Speaker 1: company Facebook. It's actually called Meta, but the company is

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Speaker 1: being accused, like the other social media companies, TikTok and

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Speaker 1: all of that stuff, Instagram, of using these algorithms to

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Speaker 1: suck you in and make you binge. These algorithms get

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Speaker 1: you addicted, addicted to tiktoks. In the suit came from somebody,

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Speaker 1: She got so addicted she was on Instagram or Facebook

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Speaker 1: sixteen hours a day. Listen. I'm kind of on Zuckerberg's

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Speaker 1: TikTok all settled the case. They didn't want to go

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Speaker 1: blame a meta. Zuckerberg is fighting this. Yeah, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: they do arrange the algorithm to try to keep you on,

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Speaker 1: but everybody does it. Hey, we do that here, every

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Speaker 1: radio show, every radio station does that. Every radio What

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Speaker 1: do you call that forward motion? When you go to

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Speaker 1: the commercial. Every newscast on TV, every TV show they

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Speaker 1: exclusive interview with so and so. That's to get you

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Speaker 1: It's called the teas. You tease them with something coming

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Speaker 1: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to John and Danberry, Connecticut. John,

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Speaker 6: Very well, mister Simone. I've been listening to you since

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Speaker 1: Oh Chinese, the tractor trailer overturned and put Chinese food

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Speaker 6: It's a great clip. Now, my question to you is

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Speaker 1: Well, I've had about six or seven book deals through

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Let's go to lou and Union, New Jersey. Lou,

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Speaker 1: how you doing. Come on, hold it down. People are

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Speaker 7: About isn't there an exemption to the to the a

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, there is an exemption if you're a news program.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Vincent in Brooklyn. Vincent, how you doing?

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Mark, Mark. I'm okay, Mark. I don't want

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Speaker 7: were times when the homeowners in the city would get

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Speaker 1: Vincent before we run at a time. You're an expert

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Speaker 7: You have to because also what people don't understand. Your

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Speaker 7: going to go up because the con edison owns property,

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Speaker 1: So the bottom line is when men Donnie does something

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Speaker 7: Yesterday there was a female black politician from Southeast Queen.

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Speaker 1: It comes back in the form of properties. Ex Vincent,

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Speaker 1: We got to go for the news, but excellent call.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling. Will continue this topic and others in

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Speaker 1: a moment because Jimmy Fayla will be with us next.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Fayler coming up right after the news on seven

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Fayler, the great talk show host, the excellent comedian.

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Speaker 1: He's on every night at nine o'clock on WR. You

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Speaker 1: can hear him from nine to Midnight's great show, very

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Speaker 1: News Channel. Best monologue on TV. Donald Trump raves about it.

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Speaker 1: It's a great show. Watch at ten o'clock Saturday nights,

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Speaker 1: Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing.

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Speaker 8: I'm doing better than Colbert That's how I'm doing. What

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Speaker 8: a dumb stunt that was? Mark Simone.

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Speaker 1: He lied.

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Speaker 8: Yes, He's like, yeah, they banned me from Evan this

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Speaker 8: to be Basically, he wants to host the Oscars, you know,

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Speaker 8: that kind of makes him attractive to them. He wants

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Speaker 8: to get the Kimmel for you know, leftovers when this

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Speaker 8: whole shebang shebu ends. Can you think of anything worse

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Speaker 8: to do with David Letterman's legacy than be trying to

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Speaker 1: A couple articles this week about how he and Kimmel

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Speaker 1: have ruined Late night. It used to be entertainment at night,

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Speaker 1: funny fun They turn it into like an angry, agenda

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Speaker 1: driven political nonsense. You on Saturday Night. You're the closest

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Speaker 1: great monologue. But you go after both sides, right, It's balanced,

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Speaker 8: Well, yeah, like you're supposed to be there to laugh.

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Speaker 8: That's the biggest crime for Colbert. It's not equal time

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Speaker 8: spend half of your show, just half of your show

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Speaker 8: comedic outcome, regardless of what you think of a joke.

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Speaker 8: We're just trying to have fun because the thing is

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Speaker 8: in comedy specifically, these were the rarest jobs in television. Like,

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Speaker 8: if you want a guy on TV making a serious

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Speaker 8: point or yelling about something, you have seven million.

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Speaker 7: Of those people.

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Speaker 8: If you want a guy that's like legitimately trying to

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Speaker 8: make you laugh and is like, hey, I'm a mess,

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Speaker 8: so you.

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Speaker 6: Know, light up, it's gonna be okay.

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Speaker 8: There's like three of us. There's not a lot of

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Speaker 8: us left, you know, it's you know, it's me obviously.

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Speaker 8: You know Guttfeld, our little comedy dwarf here at Fox.

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Speaker 8: He does fine. And you know, Jimmy Fallon, to his credit,

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Speaker 8: is trying to do a fun late night variety show.

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Speaker 8: Their lips syncing, they're playing games, they're doing things. But

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Speaker 8: they kind of Colbert and Kimmel ruined him because they

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Speaker 8: made him play their game, like when Late Night got political.

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Speaker 8: You know, Fallon had to sit there for a few

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Speaker 8: years and pretend he cared. And he doesn't care about

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Speaker 8: anything except what time the bar opens.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're right, I can't picture Stephen Colbert doing

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Speaker 1: a cooking segment making fun of fun stuff with an animal.

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Speaker 1: You're right, you can't do any of that normal snuff.

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Speaker 1: So was he ever No? Was he ever a stand up.

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 8: So what happened was he obviously you know, got his

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Speaker 8: big break off of John Stewart on The Daily Show

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Speaker 8: because he was playing the character as you know that

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Speaker 8: was basically impersonating like a right wing pundit. But that

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Speaker 8: was a character. You know, his actual personality is pretty unlikable,

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Speaker 8: and the truth is he's actually bad for real, He's

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Speaker 8: bad to comics. I'll give you two good examples. Okay,

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Speaker 8: you know when a you know, when a comedian does

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Speaker 8: that would have been a career defining moment for a

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Speaker 8: comic if you went on Carson, had a good set,

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Speaker 8: he called you over to the couch. What Colbert does

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Speaker 8: back when he used to air stand ups, is he

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Speaker 8: would tape their stand up sets on a separate night.

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Speaker 8: He'd have like ten guys come into the theater and

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Speaker 8: do comedy sets, and he wasn't even there for them.

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Speaker 8: What So when you see, yes, when you see a

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Speaker 8: guy do stand up on Colbert, they're actually tossing to

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Speaker 8: a pre taped four minute package straight up like nobody

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Speaker 8: else does that. Kimmel doesn't do I mean your Fallon

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Speaker 8: doesn't do that. Fallon's great, he's great the comics.

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Speaker 1: That's the most demeaning thing I've ever heard. That's horrible.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so think about it, like if Johnny Carson didn't

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Speaker 8: have you on the couch, you know, it wasn't the

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Speaker 8: best sign. But imagine Carson didn't even want to be

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Speaker 8: on the couch himself.

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Speaker 1: For your sex.

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Speaker 8: Forget you not coming to the couch. He's not coming

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Speaker 8: to the couch.

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Speaker 7: That's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Hey, and I don't know if you go ahead, no,

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Speaker 1: go ahead?

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Speaker 8: I was gonna say. Fallon famously, when I got my

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Speaker 8: late night show sent me a really nice note in

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Speaker 8: a case of his tonight show ice cream.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, yeah, Well it was a.

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Speaker 8: Lot nicer than the beg of Anthrax.

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Speaker 1: But hey, are you upset about the arrest of Prince Andrew?

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Speaker 8: Forget me for this, because I did tweet this. I said,

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Speaker 8: he's at least he's finally looking at something over eighteen there.

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Speaker 8: It is good, I but really funny stuff. One point

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Speaker 8: I would make is it looks like he's getting arrested

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Speaker 8: for trade secrets. Yeah, so it's not necessarily even all

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Speaker 8: of the shady misconduct in malfeasans we've read about down

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Speaker 8: at Epstein Island so much as this is his official

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Speaker 8: capacity in the government. So this doesn't make me more hopeful,

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Speaker 8: meaning like that people here are going to get arrested.

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Speaker 8: I don't actually think that's gonna happen to you.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the bad thing though, He's apparently still in

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Speaker 1: custody eight hours later, and it said that the police

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Speaker 1: have now at both his homes are now searching. You know,

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Speaker 1: they'll go through his computer. Can you imagine what they're

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Speaker 1: gonna find on that.

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Speaker 8: To Yeah, that guy. I mean like like, you know,

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Speaker 8: it's bad when Hunter Biden's nervous about what they're gonna

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Speaker 8: find on your last top.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I don't know about the Vandrew guy. That's not good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Hey mom, Donnie, remember when he was running

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Speaker 1: he was so charming, smile and a great salesman who

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Speaker 1: was just Now he's in office, he looked It's like

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Speaker 1: the most bumbling idiot in the world and know what

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Speaker 1: to do? What happened to smile? What happened all the promises? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I mean, maybe more importantly, what happened to the cop?

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Speaker 8: This is crazy. Yeah, listen, we're we didn't vote for this, okay, obviously,

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Speaker 8: but the people who did are getting what we told

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Speaker 8: them they would get. Okay, it was always a fraud

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Speaker 8: from word one. He was a catchy TikTok guy. But

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Speaker 8: there's a lot of catchy TikTok guy. You know what

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Speaker 8: I'm saying. There's a guy on TikTok right now who

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Speaker 8: slow dances with a cat gonna get ten million people click, Like,

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Speaker 8: doesn't mean, he should be.

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Speaker 1: In charge of our city ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 8: And that's the problem with electing a fancy TikTok guy.

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Speaker 8: Is this jackass who you know, as you know, was

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Speaker 8: going to freeze the rent is now jackie up property taxes, which,

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Speaker 8: as you know, is going to raise the rents.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 8: So the opposite of everything he was promised. And me

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Speaker 8: and you called it out because remember when he won,

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Speaker 8: We were on here that week joking about how he

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Speaker 8: had a cash bar at.

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Speaker 1: His victory point.

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Speaker 8: So if the guy ran on free healthcare, free groceries,

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Speaker 8: free everything else, and he's charging you twelve bucks for

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Speaker 8: a bud light, yeah, something tells me you're not getting

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Speaker 8: a ride home on a free bus.

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Speaker 1: Py the uh Mamdannie. A few years ago, AOC goes

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Speaker 1: to this European conference. She's asked the most basic, simple

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Speaker 1: foreign policy question. And I knew she was stupid, But

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Speaker 1: did you know she was that stupid to give that

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Speaker 1: dumb in answer.

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Speaker 8: No, I you know, I realized she had gone to college.

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Speaker 8: I just I didn't know she was a valedictorian at

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Speaker 8: the Quality Leering Center out in Minneapolis. Turns out she

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Speaker 8: graduated at the head of that class.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh dumb. So I think the only one that

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Speaker 1: liked that speech was Chuck Schumer. Well, actually, he probably

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Speaker 1: more nervous because now she probably screwed up any presidential chance,

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Speaker 1: which means all she can do.

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Speaker 8: Is yeah, but now she probably has to go Senate

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Speaker 8: and run against Chucky and he's got to keep lying

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Speaker 8: to us about voter I dated to see that clip

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Speaker 8: this week from ninety six of him being like, we

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Speaker 8: have to to have ID because all of these immigrants

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Speaker 8: are committing fraud. No one's even trying anymore in that party.

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Speaker 8: That's my frustration.

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of good.

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Speaker 8: Democrat friends, and they're so much better than the politicians

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Speaker 8: who represent them, and I think that's what we need.

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Speaker 8: We just need more of an effort because they're all lazy.

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Speaker 8: Like again, AOC flying to a foreign policy conference, Okay,

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Speaker 8: if you don't understand basic foreign policy, like you had

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Speaker 8: the whole flight over there to spend five minutes, put

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Speaker 8: down your Netflix on your iPad and read a book.

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Speaker 8: Imagine me, and you went to the Olive Garden convention

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Speaker 8: and they asked us about breadsticks and we didn't know

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Speaker 8: what to say for forty five seconds like, it's just laziness, Mark,

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Speaker 8: you know what it is?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, and chucks humor. Is he the biggest racist

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Speaker 1: on earth? To actually say minority voters why they can't

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Speaker 1: figure out how to get an idea? They wouldn't know

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Speaker 1: how to get it? What a racist thing to say?

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Speaker 1: How does he get away with?

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Speaker 8: That's it really is. It drives me crazy because comics

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Speaker 8: get in trouble for telling jokes. This is and they're like,

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Speaker 8: well that Joe soun of insult, but it's a joke.

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Speaker 8: Like the premises, we're kidding. He's not kidding. He's getting

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Speaker 8: on TV and saying these people don't know how in

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Speaker 8: the year twenty twenty five. Okay again, if black people

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Speaker 8: don't have ID that means the movie Snakes on a

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Speaker 8: Plane is Snakes and an uber or something because you

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Speaker 8: can't even get on the plane. Okay, that's the point.

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Speaker 8: Damuel Jackson is just standing outside the airport because he

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Speaker 8: can't get in.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Well, hey, you got to listen to Jimmy Faile

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Speaker 1: on the radio every night at nine o'clock nine to midnight.

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Speaker 1: It's a great show, very funny. He does a great

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Speaker 1: what do you have on tonight at at nine.

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Speaker 8: Ooh, we got a lot going on. Comedian Dave Landale's

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Speaker 8: going to be here. Wesley Hunt's coming by because he's

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Speaker 8: the other candidates again. He's running as a Republican in

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Speaker 8: the Senate in Texas, so he technically is involved in

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Speaker 8: this cold Bear fiasco. And then tomorrow we got Tom

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Speaker 8: to hide their drugs.

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Speaker 1: Well, Tom Holman is always great. Nobody better with him

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Speaker 8: up Mark because they all do. Everybody comings like oh,

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