WEBVTT - Saturday Morning w/ Gary Jeff Walker -- 12/06/25 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.440 First, a look back at significant events and people tied 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:06.040 to this particular date in history, including but not limited to, 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:09.920 these this date. In eighteen sixty five, the thirteenth Amendment 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:14.880 to the United States Constitution abolishing slavery ratified, as Georgia 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:20.320 became the twenty seventh state to say, yeah, we're with that. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:29.480 So forget about June teenth or any other commemoration. December 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:34.080 sixth is the real Freedom Day when it became part 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:42.440 of our constitution. It's often missed by today's revisionary scholars 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.520 this date. In nineteen oh seven, at least three hundred 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.279 and sixty one died in a coal mine explosion in Minanga, 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:54.279 West Virginia. Ten years later, on this date, in nineteen seventeen, 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:58.640 more than seventeen hundred people killed when an explosive laden 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:04.240 French cargo ship collided with the Norwegian merchant vessel ss 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:11.600 EMO in the harbor and Halifax, Nova, Scotia, Canada, also 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:16.880 devastated great parts of the city. That explosion. Nineteen twenty 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:20.120 three and December sixth, the presidential address broadcast nationally on 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.720 the radio for the very first time. Calvin Coolidge Silent 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:30.440 col was silent no more America's first attempt at satellite 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.319 launch failed. The Vanguard TV three rows about four feet 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:39.520 off Cape Canaveral launch pad before crashing down exploding. The 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:41.839 year was nineteen fifty seven. We'd get a lot better 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:46.959 at that. This date in nineteen sixty nine was the 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.280 date of the free concert by the Rolling Stones at 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:55.880 the Ultimont Speedway in Alameda County, California. This concert marred 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.360 by the deaths of four, including one who was stabbed 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:01.800 by a member of the Hell's Angels that were hired 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:08.320 to provide concert security. What could possibly go wrong? December sixth, 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:12.120 nineteen seventy three, Republican House Minority Leader Gerald Fords morning, 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:18.119 his vice president, selected by President Nixon to replace Spirou Agnew, 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:23.520 who resigned in the middle of one of those scandals 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:28.440 that happened, the ones that actually are found out about 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.320 in Washington, DC, not the ones that we know are 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:36.200 happening that are never found out. Nineteen ninety eight. On 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:43.760 this date, Venezuela, former Lieutenant Colonel Hugo Chavez staged a 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:47.960 bloody coup attempt against the government six years before that 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:52.560 elected president the four runner of Maduro for the Venezuela 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:57.640 people can't catch a break, can they? And on this date, 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:03.680 eight years ago, President Donald Trump officially recognized Jerusalem as 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:08.840 Israel's capital, something that every president since Bill Clinton had 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:13.400 promised to do but did not. Joe Beth Williams, the actress, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.800 is seventy seven today. Craigsliz founder Craig Newmark turned seventy three. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:27.000 Actor Tom Holtz seventy two. Steven Wright, the dry pan 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:34.480 one line brilliant comedian is seventy mentioned. Peter Buck of Ram, 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:41.680 Actress Janine Turner turned sixty three. Jud Appatou is fifty eight. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:50.040 Sarah Rafferty fifty three, NBA star Jannis forget me trying 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:51.800 to pronounce the rest of the name. I'll leave that 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:56.040 to Liam. He's thirty one. Speaking of Liam Tomlinson, he 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.520 has in he's worn shoes today. I left my phone 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:05.000 at home, which, as Scottsland would say, a total rookie move. 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:09.960 Guilty as charge. Thank you, and we'll get the weather 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.600 forecast and get running. No Lannette yet, we'll see what happens. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:16.839 Five forty two at seven hundred WL see a few 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.360 flurries flying today tomorrow a mix of rain and light 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:25.440 wet snow minimal impacts expected. Hi's today thirty seven, Tomorrow 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.720 thirty six, and there is a better chance of a 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:32.880 rain and snow mix Sunday night into Monday. It's twenty 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:39.920 nine now seven hundred WLW sports Liam Tomlinson with a shootout, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:41.560 turnout and more. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:46.360 Liam Xavier defeated Cincinnati seventy nine seventy four in the 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:50.800 Crosstowns shootout last night and eleventh rankin Zaga took eighteenth 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.160 ran Kentucky's lunch money ninety four to fifty nine last 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.240 night in Nashville. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.599 Wow, how is Mark Pope still alive? This morning? 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:02.600 Loose Rain in Nashville is one of those signed to 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:04.880 two games away, two games at home, but not at home. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:08.680 It's playing at neutral site in Nashville. It's been. It 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.039 was an interesting night last night for Kentucky basketball. It 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:11.839 has been all year. 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.360 Kind of reminds me of the Billy Gillespie days in Lexington. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.760 I think we're yearning for the Billy Gilepsie days at 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.719 the moment right now. Some more top drank college basketball today, 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.400 Number four Duke faces number seven Michigan State in East Lansing. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.080 This feels like a peak. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.440 Tom Izzo team this year, and Duke has the Boozer 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.640 He Carlos Boozer's son. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.680 Yeah, Bucket. I saw him play the other night, just 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:37.560 real briefly. He's quite a quite a fine for the 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:38.159 Blue Devils. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.400 Yeah, Number one per due host Number ten Iowa stayed 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.159 at nut It's College Football Championship weekend last night a 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.920 couple games in the American Athletic Championship. This was for 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.880 a playoff spot Number twenty two Lane tops number twenty 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.000 four North Texas thirty four to twenty one. In the 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.000 Mountain West Championship, UNLV fell to Boise State thirty eight 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.400 to twenty one. Sunbell Championship Number twenty five James Madison 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.440 tops Troy thirty one fourteen. 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:04.040 No, no reason that those any of those teams should 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:07.880 be mentioned in the college football playoff And my Vandy 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.760 commodores are on the outside looking in. Liam there is 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.440 absolutely no excuse for that. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.280 Well, this might make you feel worse that the Sun 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:19.560 Belt champion might get in over the ACC champion depending 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.279 on the final ranking. The ACC Championship is between Duke 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:23.480 and number seventeen Virginia. 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.560 Yeah, nobody, nobody cares about the cause it's. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:29.839 Interesting did you see Vanderbilt wanted to play in Hawaii 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.359 against Miami or Utah to try to fight for the 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:34.840 final playoff spot. Because there's an exception to the rule, 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.159 Hawaii gets to play extra games because of the travel 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.520 from the island to and fro. So they tried to 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.960 get a game together, but it was too hard logistically 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.800 to play anywhere. Any place you can play in Hawaii 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:48.600 or Alaska. Huh, it just couldn't work out. Big Twelve 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.640 Championship Number eleven BYU looks to avenge their regular season 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:53.159 loss to number four Texas Tech. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:53.800 That's at noon. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.279 The MAC Championship Miami, Ohio. Chuck Martin leading the RedHawks 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:01.080 this year. They had QB issue injuries midway through the 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.479 year with Kwan Finn. He eventually left the program, but 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.719 Chuck Martin's team found a way for their third straight 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:06.520 MAC Championship. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.480 We have Maction Maction Max Western. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:12.800 Michigan SEC Championship, Georgia number three and number nine Alabama 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.920 play a four in the Big Ten Championship Number one 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.320 Ohio State, number two Indiana Class. 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.200 There's your national championship game right there. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:24.880 And potential Heisman Trophy winner game. Mendoza in'sane and in 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.800 the NFL. The Bengals traveled to Buffalo to day to 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:30.320 face the Yeah today, face the Bills Tomorrow afternoon. Kick 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:32.800 is set for one Pregame coverage begins at nine right 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.600 here on the Home of the Best Bengals coverage seven 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:39.080 hundred w l W expertly done Sir five forty seven, he. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:46.200 Was Radio seven hundred w l W. Bearing on your 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:51.679 listening or why you would even care. Earlier this week, 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:57.840 I've forgotten my headphones, which are like pretty crucial to 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:00.520 doing a broadcast, especially if you want to hear anybody 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:05.640 that's on a phone line and doing nightcaps. This morning, 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:09.400 once again, I left my phone at home, even though 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:13.760 last night before going to bed, my lovely wife christ 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:19.000 To two point zero reminded me as I told her 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.680 my phone was out in the front room on the charger. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:28.120 Don't forget your phone. So I had this in mind. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.440 As I was tracing out from the bedroom into the 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:36.000 front room, I said, oh, yeah, don't forget my phone. 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:39.720 I pick it up off the charger, I set it 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:43.600 down to do something else as I'm preparing to leave, 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:52.360 and walked out the door without it. So I have 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.680 none of my contacts. If Dave from Dayton, for example, 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.760 was texting me this morning, as he often does on Saturdays, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:03.800 which question for Dick, who's hanging on the Dick is 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:09.520 hanging right now on the line, so I don't get 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:14.480 that information. If someone else should want to text me, 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.080 or I got an email of something pertinent that I 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:22.360 should know about this something important, I have no way 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:26.280 of knowing. My wife isn't even up yet, so I 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:32.079 can't call her for any information that I'm you know what, 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:38.320 and the thing is. Any other time I accidentally forget 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:42.960 my phone, I'm a happy man. I love forgetting my phone. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:47.920 I love not having that anchor to the rest of 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:52.320 the world tied to me in any way, shape or form, 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:56.439 except when I'm at work. If it weren't for this job, 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:02.000 I probably wouldn't have a phone, not even a jitterbug, 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:07.240 not even a consumer cellular real big numbers, so I 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:13.840 can read to punch in whatever person I'm calling. And 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.520 you know as well as I do in the age 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:20.400 of cell phones that you don't know anybody's number. You 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.080 just have it stored in your phone. So if there 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:28.480 was somebody I needed to call this morning, or for example, 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:36.719 just filling out my time card here. I need my phone. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:40.440 I don't care about my phone any other time. Saturday 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:45.720 mornings or when I'm at work, I need my phone. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.000 But wouldn't it be great to go back to the 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:51.439 way things were in the eighties in the early nineties, 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:57.120 when we didn't have that constant lifeline to the rest 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:01.320 of the garbage that we have to suffer through every 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:08.200 day now because we're connected. Would be wonderful. So I'm 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:14.439 experiencing that this morning at the worst possible time. Thank 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:19.760 you for listening to me. Vent This is what happens 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:24.600 when Lynette doesn't call food for thought, don't eat too much. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:28.400 Five point fifty two at seven hundred WLW, first official 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.920 hour of this Saturday Morning edition for Saturday, December sixth, 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:39.520 twenty twenty five. I'm Gary Jeff Walker, and uh, you 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.760 should be pretty impressed. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:41.440 I think. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:47.200 It is time to do something we've never done on 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:50.880 Saturday morning. Perhaps it's never been done in the history 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:54.920 of Cincinnati Radio. I'm not sure. It's the double Dave call. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:59.000 We have both Dave from Dayton and Dave from Harrison 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:04.079 on the line right now together. They say they got jokes. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:09.800 Good morning, gentlemen, Good morning, Good Jeff, Good morning, Dave. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:10.800 How are we doing to that day? 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:12.480 Hey Dave? 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.160 Good morning? How you doing? Hi? 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:16.000 Good? 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:17.240 So? 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.760 So, Dave, have you brought one joke to the table? 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:20.640 Dave? 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:24.280 Well, that's all right. Uh, your one joke may be 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.760 better than all three of Dave's. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:30.439 Dave, It's entirely possible. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.560 All right, I tell you what, let me start with 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:37.959 a joke, and then, since you've only got one joke, 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:42.320 Dave from Dayton, Dave from Harrison, can just kind of 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:47.000 wait in the wings here and we'll see whose is 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:53.520 the best. You know today, gentlemen, today is comedian Stephen 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.760 Wright's birthday. I mentioned that in the birthday list, and 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.960 I love Stephen Wright. You know deadpand you know it. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:05.720 So Stephen Wright said, my mechanic told me I couldn't 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:15.720 repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Okay, Uh, 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:18.240 Dave from Dayton, what is your joke? 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.920 Yeah, Dave from Harrison, what do you what do you 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.560 call a guy that spreads old wife's tales? 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:32.840 An old live tale spreader? Day kind of collegists? 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:44.120 Okay, I'm Dave, I'm not I'm not sure I get 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:48.720 that Dave from Dayton. But okay, Dave from Harrison, You. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:53.520 Go, all right, how is Christmas like another day at 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:54.120 the office? 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.880 How is Christmas like another day at the office. 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.880 Well, you do all the work and some fact on 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:03.280 a suit gets all the credit. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:09.600 It's okay, it's okay, It's not bad. Hey, if you're 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:13.200 if you're scared of escalators, there are steps you can take. 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:19.560 I love it. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.200 What kind of shoes do spies wear? 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.760 What kind of shoes do spies wear? 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.160 Sneakers? 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.960 Okay, all right, have you got a good one to finish? 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.480 Dave from Harrison. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.239 Why does a queen carry aceptor? 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.320 Why does a queen carry a sceptor? 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.640 Because everyone works septar? 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:49.080 Oh jeez. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.960 Jokes told by Dave from Harrison are not necessarily considered 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.560 funny by the staff, management, or advertisers of seven hundred 0:14:56.640 --> 0:15:00.960 WLW or his parent company, iHeartMedia. If these attempts at 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.320 humor have caused you to roll your eyes, made your 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.320 stomach churn, or you have considered the entire exercise to 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:10.360 be a colossal waste of time, we deeply apologize. Now 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.280 back to our irregular programming. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:14.640 Shiny and Happy this morning. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:19.400 Shiny and Happy I always wondered what that meant. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.720 I don't eat. I don't know hero I mean. 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.040 Was there was this like a p Diddy party where 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:26.760 there's a lot of baby oil involved. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:30.920 But I was going with carnouba car wax on the. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:35.040 Carbok car wax on Michael Stife's head. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:36.520 Yes, there you go. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.400 So how are you hearing us this morning? On what 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:40.640 lovely device? 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.320 You're coming in? Five by five? And in nineteen fifty 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:47.080 four telefunking Gavat fifty. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.880 Five Watch your language, you know. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.280 Thanks to AI, I looked up Gavat and see what 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.640 the German English translation was, and it turns out in 0:15:55.680 --> 0:16:02.440 English it's Gavat. Anyways, Vat fifty five AM FM shortwaves 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.600 six to two radio with two speakers, separate basin trouble 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:09.280 controls a really impressive I Fi sound, and then as 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.800 a magic itube, which was a short lived version of it. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:14.720 It glows in the shape of the big letter U 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:16.920 and when you tune the radio it looks like a 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.200 split curtain opening and closing from the center. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.320 You would go, now that is nate. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.480 Now for unless you go to replace one, and then 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.880 you see the price and go I can live without it. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.200 But another unique part about this model is that covers 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.440 the entire FM band from eighty eight to one hundred 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.200 eight megaherts. It may sound kind of weird, but most 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:40.200 export units from Germany back then covered the European FM band, 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.840 which was only eighty eight to one hundred mega herds. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:46.640 I read markles suggesting that the additional licensing is required 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.440 to include the full band, but I haven't verified that claim. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.440 So in Europe the FM dial only went up to. 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:58.000 One hundred correct eight to one hundred, and even these 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:01.240 these export units that were were intended to be sold 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:04.359 in the US rather than in Europe still't we'll usually 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.679 only one to eighty eight to one hundred. 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:07.720 I did not know this. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.679 Yeah, I found out the hard way. I pick up 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:16.439 the oh very noted numbers unless you get the larger 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.760 model that had enough space to build the numbers on it. Well, 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.040 it sad news. I had no luck finding a catalog page, 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.800 but I did find a Telefunken branded page with three 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:28.320 cartoons on it. You know, most of my life I've 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.880 heard that the German sense of humor is unlike our own, 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.760 and I just always chop that up as being lost 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.480 in translation. But now I'm rethinking that. 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:39.160 The armpits that women there I've heard are unlike our 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:39.720 own either. 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.639 Oh boy, I thought that was France anyway. Fortunately, there 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:47.640 are only three cartoons on this translations are simple enough. 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.960 I will avoid butchering the German language and just read 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.439 the translations. At the top of the page there are 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:59.439 three cartoon disembodied laughing heads surrounding the words the speaker laughs. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:02.639 Now this is about to a bad start, because if 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.320 you have to be told in two different ways that 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:08.080 this is funny, you might be disappointed that. The first 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.440 cartoon is a delivery man at the front door holding 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:13.320 a Telefunken radio, a brdon groom and the house still 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:17.479 dressed from their ceremony. Obviously, the house is otherwise completely empty, 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:24.080 and the caption the first purchase pause for a laughter. Next, 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.400 we have a middle aged man asleep and his requiner 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:29.040 in front of the TV that for some reason has 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:30.920 a stuffed giraffe on top of it. That's probably the 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.920 funniest part. His wife is trying to wake him and yells, 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:38.760 wake up, fernand You're on television, not in the office. 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:42.720 And finally, the best of at least they handed with 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.360 the best of the three. Finally, we have a man 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.600 carrying a full case of beard to his recliner next 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:50.400 to a radio, and his wife hands on hips to Clayer's. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:56.280 The football broadcast only lasts ninety minutes. I should have 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.640 been the fourth wheel at the six o'clock called guy. 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:04.639 Yeah, I mean I'm longing for sprockets. Would you like 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:06.960 to touch my monkey? 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:14.359 Jeez? All right, Steve Martin joke, I meant sprockets, not sockets. 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:18.400 Old Radio rickatgmail dot com, if you'd like to get 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:22.080 in with mister Washburn on any of these radios that 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.160 you hear about, or maybe you've got one of your own. 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:28.320 Thank you, Rick, appreciate And well look who look who 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:31.440 rose and shines for us? Now it's Lynnette. 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:36.560 Well, yes, Jeff, I've been calling you for two days. 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:42.840 I was in the hospital from Saturday night, twelve thirty 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:46.760 am to three thirteen years Tuesday. 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:47.760 What happened? 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:54.880 I told y'all I have impacted bows and no people 0:19:54.960 --> 0:20:01.160 think it's a Joke's a joke, h I called you 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:06.600 because I didn't know where i'd be. And I called 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:12.560 you Thursday, Mine ten thirty. I called you Thursday nine, just. 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.640 Six Sweetie, I didn't get any calls from you. 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:20.639 So they didn't doubt your number. 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:22.520 I'm not you. 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:27.680 I don't have your number. I called Huddles. You work 0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:30.159 Thursdays and Fridays, don't you? 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:34.600 Yees sweet Eether, there's no there's no there's no landline 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:35.600 at Huddles anymore. 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:38.840 Well, just rang and right. 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:43.800 Yeah that's what I mean. Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetheart. 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.040 I wish I could answer your call. So you're out, 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:47.639 Donna have. 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:54.680 To uh what's that word? Send me a text? 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:58.800 Yeah? Well they get well, So well you're going. 0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:00.840 To uh show you number one. 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:06.600 I will have me. I will have Liam put you 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:08.919 on hold and make sure I've got your number, and 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:14.280 then I will text you. Okay, okay, are you feeling 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:14.880 better now? 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:16.800 No? 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:22.040 No, I was a sick, chicky Lisa. 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:27.280 I got better for a while, and you know how 0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:28.760 that man'll shake. 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:30.360 You up real bad. Yeah. 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:37.080 I screamed up every springing over, moaning when I left 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:38.240 and moaning. 0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:41.359 When I come back. Sweet we're praying for you. 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:42.679 It was sad. 0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:45.840 I didn't know that. I didn't know you were said, 0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:48.920 I know nobody. 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:50.359 My sister didn't either. 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:51.480 It was just one of them. 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:55.000 Thanks, she called me and I said, they told you. 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:55.840 She said no. 0:21:57.320 --> 0:22:02.080 I said, well, the empty says you gotta go now 0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:05.679 and you ain't got time to dress or nothing. But 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:08.320 what's your name? 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:10.560 Jean? 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:17.000 Yeah, takes me cot I can get your number. But Jean, okay, Jeane, 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:21.159 you're on my phone. But Christine takes me so I 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:25.200 can get your number. Tell you about Lexa. All right, Dave, 0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:28.520 I want to see your face in the place. And 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:32.320 God bless everyone. Next week I'll be better. 0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:34.800 God bless you, dear. We'll be praying for you. Thank you. 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:41.040 Lynette had no idea. Jeez. All right, back on track 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:45.600 six twenty one at seven hund WLW cookies and the 0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:50.840 gang has assembled. Good morning, gang, Good morning. So this 0:22:50.920 --> 0:22:56.280 is like a fox watching the Henhouse. For some reason, 0:22:56.800 --> 0:23:02.000 they gave Matt Miller keys to a place with ample liquor. 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:06.760 Is is is Darren Brookside there to protect his investment? 0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:07.720 That's all I need to know. 0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:12.040 Okay, then is watching the house? 0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:16.360 Okay, that's good. That's good as long as it's it's 0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:19.760 not Buzzy's rooster, because we know what happens to Buzz's rooster. 0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:25.639 It's his neck ron. So how's everybody doing this morning? 0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:27.280 Good. 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:32.200 Yeah, here we've got the six adults and one canine. 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:35.000 Of course Jack is here to be he's real happy. 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:37.000 I didn't bring my two down. I don't think he's 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:38.960 real fond of them yet. So we're just standing here 0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:40.600 hoddled up front of bars, staying more. 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:45.160 I don't think anybody's real fond of your dogs. Lisa, Oh, 0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:47.720 I know, I know you. 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:51.240 Well, people will go over to Dinan and so oh 0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:53.479 she's so pretty. They're going to patter on us. Now, 0:23:53.520 --> 0:23:54.600 she's a spawn of Satan. 0:23:54.680 --> 0:23:55.160 Get back. 0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:56.760 She will eat you alive. 0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:02.960 That is one mean doll. All right, so what's going on? 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:06.080 Is the Queen of Hearts ever going to resume with drawings? 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:10.360 Yes, next Wednesday night we've got over. It'll be over 0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:13.000 two hundred and seventy five thousand dollars, So come on down, 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:15.159 get your tickets, come down Wednesday night and have some 0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:15.920 fun with us. 0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:19.200 All right, sounds good. Anything else going on at Brookies 0:24:19.240 --> 0:24:20.640 this weekend we need to know about. 0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:25.080 Nope, we're just chilling out and having some nice adult beverages. 0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:28.640 Well yeah, hey. 0:24:28.840 --> 0:24:33.639 It's big, big time college football. I mean tonight's Ohio State, 0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:37.520 Indiana which I think is the National Championship game before 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:40.560 the National Championship game. So I mean, I'm sure you 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:44.160 got some interest in that kind of stuff around there too. 0:24:44.960 --> 0:24:47.119 Of course we do, of course we do. 0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:51.159 We've got some nos screens of televisions here is to watch. Yeah, 0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:52.560