Speaker 1: I got finally got here today and uh, security guard
Speaker 1: Dale over there was like saying to me. He was like,
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, you look a little frustrated today. And
Speaker 1: I said, really it chows and he goes, yeah, it
Speaker 1: kind of shows a little bit. And I said, told
Speaker 1: him and he goes, oh man and goes, it's crazy
Speaker 1: around here.
Speaker 2: His name is Del del oh is a dell Or
Speaker 2: Dale Bianca.
Speaker 3: I call him Dale.
Speaker 2: Well, I kind of do a little bit of bull
Speaker 2: I'm like, Dale. It could be both. It could be.
Speaker 1: Like a southern accent all of a sudden comes into play.
Speaker 1: But the road gets gets closed, and it drives me.
Speaker 1: What drives me crazy is and this is something for
Speaker 1: anybody that has ever had that, where they shut down
Speaker 1: the street that's your house street, this is our home,
Speaker 1: Like I can't figure out how to get out to
Speaker 1: my home.
Speaker 4: My house street is actually shut down right now. Like
Speaker 4: the street that my house is on is totally closed because.
Speaker 2: Right in the middle, don't you there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm lucky because you can. I live on a corner,
Speaker 4: so I can enter the other way. But the whole street,
Speaker 4: like half of our neighborhood is just don't dirt.
Speaker 2: Is a construction or for wood.
Speaker 5: We're dream crew.
Speaker 4: No, they dug up, they dug up our street and
Speaker 4: they're putting in like a totally new street on sewer
Speaker 4: and so here all those things, here's the.
Speaker 1: Thing that has got to piss you off. If you
Speaker 1: normally could run up to the Kroger and go pick something.
Speaker 2: Up to go all all the way around, like, that's
Speaker 2: how I feel with how this thing is.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have to go completely the opposite
Speaker 1: direction to get to where I'm trying to go.
Speaker 2: I wanted to.
Speaker 6: Obviously, we take the same way, so it's Division Street.
Speaker 6: Is the street that we're kind of get on. Yeah,
Speaker 6: And the first time that I pulled up to it,
Speaker 6: i've seen roll clothes.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, I wouldn't want to do.
Speaker 2: And then I made a left.
Speaker 6: And where you're talking about is either you quickly make
Speaker 6: the right or if you don't quickly make the right,
Speaker 6: then to your point, you end up on the Fisher
Speaker 6: Freeway seventy Yeah. But then they have those large semi
Speaker 6: trucks that are standing there. So there have been times
Speaker 6: where I have to wait five ten minutes just for
Speaker 6: the semi truck to move in order for me to
Speaker 6: actually come.
Speaker 1: All right, here's a question, because I almost did this.
Speaker 1: I when I it put me almost on seventy five.
Speaker 1: I stopped and there's the entrance ramp that's there. I
Speaker 1: almost drove reverse on the entrance ramp. There is no
Speaker 1: cars around at the time, and I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: I thought to myself, if a cop sees me, I
Speaker 1: can just say, you know, I was worried going straight,
Speaker 1: I have to go backwards. But I was going to
Speaker 1: go backwards on as anybody rode the entrance ramp the
Speaker 1: wrong way?
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever done that. I've been a part.
Speaker 6: Of the collective that identifies that there is a major
Speaker 6: traffic jam and we do not have time for that. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and we start to reverse up the on rep. I've
Speaker 6: been a part of that. Yeah, I gotta be honest
Speaker 6: with you. I'm thinking about going the opposite way. But
Speaker 6: at that point, my philosophy is they're not going to
Speaker 6: arrest us all. You know what I'm saying, ten people anything,
Speaker 6: I was about to stop air it's the last person
Speaker 6: that's going to get into trouble. I just can't. Here's
Speaker 6: the problem. I can't take a left into the station
Speaker 6: like I have to do a right to.
Speaker 2: Go, you know what I mean. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: the right I have to and then I'm doing you.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that before where you have to
Speaker 1: go like the opposite way to get forward.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It had some construction in my parking garage too, where
Speaker 6: like my normal street was blocked off for a while and.
Speaker 4: It was like throzy off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I just I get a little uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was I missed my turn into the radio station today,
Speaker 4: so I came in. You saw me come in. I
Speaker 4: came in from a way that I never come in
Speaker 4: because I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1: I actually was surprised. I was thinking to myself, this
Speaker 1: lady and this white car is about to.
Speaker 2: Hit me both.
Speaker 1: I have both my doors open and everything like that.
Speaker 1: I was a little flustered.
Speaker 4: This book on tape. I was like sewing to the
Speaker 4: book and then I'm like, wait, where am I going?
Speaker 2: And I was like I had to turn.
Speaker 1: Here's here's one for you. Back when we were in
Speaker 1: our old studios, so we were back in Farmington Hills
Speaker 1: and this was probably a maybe a decade ago. They
Speaker 1: closed down an entire road called Haggerty Road. It was
Speaker 1: literally closed down for cities like it was like West Bloomfield,
Speaker 1: Farmington Hills had it all closed down because they were
Speaker 1: doing some road construction. I was so superstitious that I
Speaker 1: would drive up on the road closure thing.
Speaker 2: Look both ways.
Speaker 1: There was no construction in the morning at whatever time
Speaker 1: I was going to work at that time, I think.
Speaker 1: I think at that time I was going even earlier
Speaker 1: than I do right now, So it was pre five
Speaker 1: am or something. I went around it and I would
Speaker 1: drive through the construction site. Because remember that, I was like,
Speaker 1: I was so superstitious at a time it was bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought always thought, well, I thought it was ratings
Speaker 1: were going to go bad. I was going to die,
Speaker 1: you know something like that. I was willing to risk
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: What's worse.
Speaker 1: Honestly, death is better than bad rating. It's like death
Speaker 1: when you have bad ratings. But I would drive down
Speaker 1: that area, and I remember one time got busted by
Speaker 1: the Novae cops.
Speaker 2: The Novae cops saw me, and I'm like, ah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm so tempted.
Speaker 6: This sometimes, especially like a six ninety six where half
Speaker 6: of the row looks paid, looks ready to go, but
Speaker 6: for some reason, we're not allowed. And every time, like
Speaker 6: I've seen motorcycles do it, though, do they I've seen them,
Speaker 6: motor I've seen it. What happened one time? They're not
Speaker 6: going to catch them, They're not And he sped past
Speaker 6: all the traffic.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, it must be nice. Somebody was
Speaker 2: telling me, God, who was it that I that I met?
Speaker 2: The other day?
Speaker 1: There was was somebody that I had to go for
Speaker 1: an appointment to and they told me that they live
Speaker 1: where they have to take six ninety six to get
Speaker 1: from east to west, which it's been completely closed for
Speaker 1: how long?
Speaker 2: I feel like yours? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Point And they said that it takes them now an
Speaker 1: hour and twenty minutes to get to work where it
Speaker 1: normally would take them only like.
Speaker 2: Thirty five for nights.
Speaker 4: I would be in such a bad mood, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I seriously, what hey, Cameron, what's going on? Hi? Hello?
Speaker 2: How are you fantastic? Cameron? Cameron?
Speaker 1: You went the wrong way on an entrance ramp or
Speaker 1: exit ramp.
Speaker 3: Oh, well not it's not the ramp but the king
Speaker 3: like it's just like a.
Speaker 1: One way Oh you went the wrong way on a
Speaker 1: one way street.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But it's funny though, because I keep hitting there's there's,
Speaker 3: there's that, then there's one in like Bay City that's
Speaker 3: like right, and like downtown that like some guy like
Speaker 3: stopped me at the light, and I'm just going I
Speaker 3: keep hitting.
Speaker 2: These one ways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I did it like three times in the past.
Speaker 1: Like so Cameron. In the city of Detroit, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of one ways. But worse than Detroit is the
Speaker 1: city of Chicago. And when I lived in Chicago, or
Speaker 1: when I go back and visit my son who lives
Speaker 1: in in Chicago, I will find myself going the wrong
Speaker 1: way and the while this part is to see the
Speaker 1: eyes of Podesta and.
Speaker 2: What is going on? And you don't really You're like,
Speaker 2: why are all the cars flip this way? I got
Speaker 2: my very first ticket for going the wrong way on
Speaker 2: a one way? Did Detroit had no idea? Got pulled
Speaker 2: over and they gave me a ticket.
Speaker 1: How did the turn happen to you? Like, did you
Speaker 1: just get caught up in something or what was.
Speaker 2: No, I was trying to park. It was like not downtown.
Speaker 2: It was in news Center, which is a little ways away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure enough, I hate you know what? I where
Speaker 1: I hate is right around uh Sake Saloon. Well exactly,
Speaker 1: that's it, Like you got to do all You have
Speaker 1: to go almost three blocks out of the way to
Speaker 1: get to the way that you want to go. And
Speaker 1: then the worst is I circle the block looking for
Speaker 1: parking sometimes, you know, and I'm going by, you know
Speaker 1: where the Grayson store is in the Hudson's building, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, crap, now I got to go all the
Speaker 1: way around. But I see a spot and opening it up,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, should I go the wrong way?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: For everybody living in Oakland County this weekend, anywhere off
Speaker 4: of Woodward, it is dream cruise. You meant that, and
Speaker 4: that is always the biggest pain in the boot on
Speaker 4: Saturday because you can't use you can't use Woodword unless
Speaker 4: you want to go two miles per hour and be
Speaker 4: stuck in the actual dream cruise.
Speaker 2: How do you how do you cross Woodward? If?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: If you or do you not?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you stay on your side of Woodward and not
Speaker 1: crossover to go to the other side? Like is that
Speaker 1: one of those things where you're just like this next
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you you can, It just takes a
Speaker 4: really really long time.
Speaker 6: Is it like when you say crossover. The first thing
Speaker 6: that came my mom was like funeral processions. Yeah, like
Speaker 6: how you have to wait? Is it like that, like
Speaker 6: I have to wait?
Speaker 4: There's just kind of like yeah, kind of. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's just it's a it's a NonStop flow of classic
Speaker 4: cars and you can see. It's so funny when I
Speaker 4: see like a FedEx truck in the middle of it,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you sucker, you poor guy. You didn't understand
Speaker 4: this weekend was.
Speaker 2: Not the time.
Speaker 1: At that point, you're wishing people don't order anything to
Speaker 1: have to be delivered because well, in the is what
Speaker 1: do you do if you're that FedEx or an Amazon guy,
Speaker 1: because normally they just pulled the side of the road
Speaker 1: with their blinkers on.
Speaker 2: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like nearly impossible for them to do that. David,
Speaker 1: what's up, David.
Speaker 5: High not the most morning, everybody.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 5: This recently just happened to me, is like the last
Speaker 5: week and a half. Two weeks ago, I was coming
Speaker 5: home late from up North and I'll come down Telegraph
Speaker 5: and there's a group of us, like three or four
Speaker 5: people like cars, and we went we entered on the
Speaker 5: wrong way from the bridges, like the bridges on telegraph
Speaker 5: and like four of us entered because we couldn't really
Speaker 5: tell which way to go, and we all sat there
Speaker 5: on head on coming uh traffic and all that.
Speaker 2: That's where you pray you're not the first guy, right.
Speaker 5: I was one guy right next to each other sitting
Speaker 5: and never were like, what did we just do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not something good? That's the worst. Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to life in our state having to deal with
Speaker 1: road construction, because that's pretty much what we deal with
Speaker 1: all the same time. And I still don't know what
Speaker 1: they're doing closing that street right over there, because there's
Speaker 1: nobody ever there, Like I don't even during the day.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen one worker there. It's not like it's
Speaker 6: a large pothole or anything like that.
Speaker 2: No, all right, well we're here. We made it, We survived.