Speaker 1: Taking him back to middle school The Dave Ryan Show
Speaker 1: on k d WB. Inappropriately grinding on some boy that
Speaker 1: you were in love with back then, Mickey Williams. Mickey Williams,
Speaker 1: were you inappropriately dancing with me?
Speaker 2: Willis never been grinding, but I would have been in
Speaker 2: love with him in seventh respectable distance?
Speaker 3: Yeah, grind to that song. That's more of a slow
Speaker 3: dance song. But there's got to be enough room between
Speaker 3: you and your partner for Jesus. Yes, definitely stem touch deaf.
Speaker 4: Did they really say that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, not at my school because I didn't go to
Speaker 3: a religious school, but I've heard it.
Speaker 2: We do. You definitely have to have like space in between,
Speaker 2: so you have your hands on their shoulders and there.
Speaker 1: I am sure that the high school and middle school
Speaker 1: teachers could probably be like, yep, I see it all
Speaker 1: the time. You wouldn't believe what they're doing in there.
Speaker 1: So Little Casey and Jojo on kd WB, that song
Speaker 1: is what twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Five dol can't be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have more Jonas Brothers tickets coming up a
Speaker 1: little after eight o'clock at eight twenty or so.
Speaker 4: I think we're giving those ways.
Speaker 5: So what are you doing well, my bad doesn't drinking
Speaker 5: my juice?
Speaker 4: How old are you?
Speaker 6: I'm drinking a what is the high Sea orange juice box?
Speaker 3: Okay, drinking my juice? Can you explain you're not just drinking.
Speaker 5: I'm drinking a high seat. It's an orange lava burst.
Speaker 5: If you're watching on the live stream, it's a high
Speaker 5: syed juice box.
Speaker 6: It's good.
Speaker 1: No adult drinks juice boxes all the time. Here's what's
Speaker 1: going to happen.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: As soon as I say that, somebody's gonna be like
Speaker 1: buying twenty seven.
Speaker 4: I have juice boxes every day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Commet or Texas five three nine to one, or
Speaker 5: comment on the live stream if you drink juice boxes.
Speaker 5: It's part of my I have like a bunch of
Speaker 5: drinks over here, my coffee, my water, I have a
Speaker 5: high sy juice box, and then my kool Aid jammers,
Speaker 5: the little Palace.
Speaker 4: Kool Ai jammer.
Speaker 5: Get down.
Speaker 4: They are good. They are good butt's.
Speaker 3: SIPs out of any of those.
Speaker 6: That's why I have two of them over here.
Speaker 4: They're meant for a five year old.
Speaker 5: Now, my girlfriend Alyssa thinks that when we bought them
Speaker 5: from the store, like what two three days ago, she
Speaker 5: was like, why are you because she's never with me,
Speaker 5: so she's never seen me drink them.
Speaker 6: She's like, why are you getting these? And I'm like,
Speaker 6: because I'm a kid at heart.
Speaker 3: No, because you're a kid period.
Speaker 4: Now what would the alternative be though? If he wants juice, like.
Speaker 1: A gallon of juice and then you put it in
Speaker 1: like a yetti or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or just put it in some bougie mug.
Speaker 5: They need to sell these in like like the way
Speaker 5: they have Hawaiian punch jugs.
Speaker 3: No, yes, those are meant.
Speaker 2: For field trips. Vaunt, you're not on a field trip. Okay,
Speaker 2: they're small and compact.
Speaker 6: Text right now.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, kool ai jammers or where it's at, I'm
Speaker 5: telling you, in the tropical punches. Anything that's blue, like
Speaker 5: blue flavor color whatever, delicious.
Speaker 3: See. I used to drink those two when I was
Speaker 3: sponte Yeah when four when I would, I don't know,
Speaker 3: it was more like college. I think I got I
Speaker 3: grew out of it past college, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: They were cheap, so I just drink them and they
Speaker 3: were so unhealthy. They're just basically sugar.
Speaker 4: Sugar with some like poison food coloring there.
Speaker 2: I can't even tell you the last time I bought
Speaker 2: any kind of juice.
Speaker 6: But that's why you're so bitter.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm better.
Speaker 5: I'm a kid at and somebody texted it. I'm thirty
Speaker 5: two and have a juice box every day with my lunch.
Speaker 5: It's it's like one of it's one of the few
Speaker 5: things I do that my girlfriend Lista looks at me like, Okay, weirdo.
Speaker 1: You just look so cute holding a tiny but you're
Speaker 1: a full grown man. You get a tiny little juice
Speaker 1: box the size of a box of tick tags. This
Speaker 1: is so small though, there's like three Bailey's right, there's
Speaker 1: three SIPs in there.
Speaker 3: That's it, and then you're just squeezing it and for.
Speaker 5: What you gotta like squeeze the tickets the last little
Speaker 5: bit out like it's a twobe.
Speaker 1: Like every other twenty four year old and drink Liquid
Speaker 1: Death because that's what you're supposed to drink because they're
Speaker 1: built different.
Speaker 3: Baby is literally just water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just got great marketing.
Speaker 3: No it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Liquid Death doesn't have great marketing.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't have stuff in it. To what Bailey
Speaker 3: just said, it's literally just water. Yeah, so like go
Speaker 3: drink some water from the sink.
Speaker 2: Same what I think instead of getting a juice box,
Speaker 2: just go and get a gallon of juice.
Speaker 5: Why is what's going in my body bothering you?
Speaker 3: You know, his body, his juice.
Speaker 2: No, cranberry juice is good for your urinary tract, So
Speaker 2: get that.
Speaker 4: I do have a uti. I think it's a uti.
Speaker 3: Does it burn?
Speaker 4: It burns? It's yeah, it really.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you have to pee like all
Speaker 3: the time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then when I do, it doesn't really go away. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you what else I do? That's very
Speaker 6: kid like.
Speaker 5: Sometimes on the weekends, when I uh pop a little
Speaker 5: gummy and I'm feeling a little loosey goosey, out throw
Speaker 5: on the backyard Agains and I'll sit in the living
Speaker 5: room and a lista thinks it's very awkward.
Speaker 3: What's the theme song for that?
Speaker 5: Hi, I'm Pablo, my name's Tyro, I'm unique. And then
Speaker 5: it's your backyard friends, the backyard Agains in the base.
Speaker 6: We belong with, Well, probably sing a song, but maybe
Speaker 6: dance along.
Speaker 1: We busted drinking out of a juice box a minute ago,
Speaker 1: and so that stop the show, and it's tracks and
Speaker 1: We're like, how old are you? You can see it
Speaker 1: on the live stream. That's why you should watch the
Speaker 1: live stream. Somebody caught me like deeply picking my nose
Speaker 1: on the live like knuckle deep a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and they're like, and I forget that we're on the
Speaker 1: live stream.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, as I have watched dig in there, everyone's saying
Speaker 3: and you stare at me too. You make eye contact,
Speaker 3: direct eye contact.
Speaker 4: It's like, watch and.
Speaker 6: See what I'm digging for.
Speaker 5: Let's see what comes out today.
Speaker 6: That's a great point.
Speaker 5: Someone comments on the live stream they said they sell
Speaker 5: that the high Si lava burst at McDonald's.
Speaker 6: They definitely do.
Speaker 1: With the kids meal. Yeah, all right, it's Katie wb
Speaker 1: watch live stream. It is a Dave Ryan TV on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers tickets about twenty ish minutes away on Katie
Speaker 1: wb Oh.
Speaker 4: Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 3: People go to Reddit to talk trash a lot, and
Speaker 3: right now we're talking trash about the worst celebrities they've
Speaker 3: ever met and why this one made me really sad.
Speaker 3: It said the worst one was Michael Jordan. I spent
Speaker 3: around four months in a Chicago children's hospital and we
Speaker 3: often got local celebrities. When Michael Jordan came, he walked
Speaker 3: in with a full entourage, including reporters and photographers, and
Speaker 3: he refused to play wheelchair basketball with us because he
Speaker 3: might get hurt, which, like, I'm not super mad at
Speaker 3: him about that, Yeah, But he also refused to sign
Speaker 3: autographs because his autograph was worth two hundred dollars a pop,
Speaker 3: and only pictures allowed were the ones taken by the photographer,
Speaker 3: and those were only really done with a few paraplegic
Speaker 3: teenage boys who played wheelchair basketball, So that was on
Speaker 3: very nice contrast. Chris Farley and Britney Spears also came
Speaker 3: into that hospital and they were amazing this person's set. Wow.
Speaker 3: So next up Jared Leto of his absolute pos Basically
Speaker 3: he spent two seconds. This person must have worked at
Speaker 3: a venue because in his writer he requested like cokes
Speaker 3: and they had given him five diet cokes instead of six,
Speaker 3: and so he got upset about that, and so he
Speaker 3: would only spend a couple seconds in the green room.
Speaker 3: He refused to speak to anyone directly and tried to
Speaker 3: get tough with security when they let some young woman
Speaker 3: in the back, but the rest of his band was nice,
Speaker 3: they said, okay. Another person said Dakota Fanning was bored
Speaker 3: out of her mind and looked like she wanted to
Speaker 3: be anywhere else. When I interviewed her for a college newspaper,
Speaker 3: I felt like such a slug.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would agree a college newspaper is like listen.
Speaker 1: It's a totally respectful thing. But it's kind of like
Speaker 1: once in a while somebody will say, hey, Dave, will
Speaker 1: you drive to Cottage Grove and be on my podcast?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll look at their podcast. They've had three
Speaker 1: listens all this week. It's like, I love you, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I'm not going to drive to Cottage Grove
Speaker 1: to be on your podcast. Does that sound snotty?
Speaker 3: I just think that time is worth a lot more
Speaker 3: than people think, and I at this point in my life,
Speaker 3: my time is so valuable. So I don't think it
Speaker 3: sounds snatty. Other people might, All right, these are all
Speaker 3: full celeb experiences. Everyone could guess this one j Lo.
Speaker 3: She's absolutely horrific. This person said, you're not allowed to
Speaker 3: look at her if she's shopping in your store, and
Speaker 3: you can only communicate with her personal assistant. We'd yet
Speaker 3: to hear too many great things about her.
Speaker 1: She came by the radio station twenty years ago to
Speaker 1: promote Monster in Law or Made in Manhattan, one of
Speaker 1: the other edimurders ONESO, and she was absolutely charming and wonderful.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Good, well that's good. He's just paying to bee. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I think it shows when you aren't getting any
Speaker 3: value out of the situation. That's really your truth.
Speaker 4: Very good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right. Last one is my uncle used
Speaker 3: to own a chain of theaters and had a lot
Speaker 3: of movie premieres hosted by celebrities. He said that Kevin
Speaker 3: Kostner was extremely rude to all the employees, but Jackie
Speaker 3: Chan was the most gracious person he'd ever met. I
Speaker 3: would love to meet Jackie Chan. He's so cool. He
Speaker 3: does seem very cool. So you love Jackie San Dave.
Speaker 1: I love Jackie Chan. I wonder if he's still making
Speaker 1: movies because he's getting older. Yes, I'm not really sure. Hey,
Speaker 1: that is it. Thank you, Jenny. We appreciate that. Listen
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Speaker 4: What's your favorite War of the Roses episode?
Speaker 1: A lot of people say, Nick the Stoner, I like
Speaker 1: that one. I like the red jacket on the bus.
Speaker 1: I like the sprite bottle one, the candle wax one,
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Speaker 2: I like that one where he put his phone like
Speaker 2: in Target, Yes, behind stuff like a toy or something.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it looked like for find my iPhone that
Speaker 1: he was in Target for three hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like that the one that we did where the
Speaker 3: guy was banging the other guy that's in a Broadway show.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he and the guy had a whole fiance
Speaker 3: in New York and the guy who was trying to
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Speaker 2: This one is specifically for the people here on the
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Speaker 3: Wow, nice job. Do you want me to give you
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Speaker 2: Which brother played Shane in Camp Rock?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You don't know. I never watched that movie exactly. I
Speaker 3: thought you guys won't know it.
Speaker 4: I know Nick Nick was in the movie Midway.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well they were all in camp Rock, right,
Speaker 3: they were all in Camp Rock.
Speaker 2: Then played Shane. I know Camp Rock? Do you want
Speaker 2: me to tell you it is? Joseph Joe played Shane
Speaker 2: in Camp Rock? All right, here's your next question. Which
Speaker 2: one has diabetes?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gosh, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know anything about the jing I've seen the ads on TV.
Speaker 4: He yeah, I am Nick Jonas. I have diabetes.
Speaker 3: That is that's that's that's that's.
Speaker 4: Not a quote.
Speaker 3: But I mean somebody says diabetes.
Speaker 4: Where does that come from?
Speaker 2: Diabetish Brimley, diabetsha.
Speaker 3: Haven't you seen this?
Speaker 5: I have?
Speaker 4: I wondered where they came from? Thank you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: You do have you do?
Speaker 1: Have somebody on the phone. Let's meet Jill. Hi, Jill,
Speaker 1: where are you calling? From Jill. Look around for visual clues,
Speaker 1: maybe a water tower or a street sign, something like
Speaker 1: that great place on the stockyard days. Yes, exactly stockyard Days. Okay, So, Jill,
Speaker 1: you're Jonas Brothers fan. Yes, okay, here he goes. Bailey's
Speaker 1: got questions. Get two out of three, right, and you're
Speaker 1: going the show?
Speaker 3: All right? Where are the Jonas brothers from? Oh, Texas? No,
Speaker 3: they're from New Jersey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew that one. Okay, that's a did you
Speaker 4: get two more tries? All right?
Speaker 3: I got some more questions for you.
Speaker 2: Which Jonas brother was married to Sophie Turner?
Speaker 5: Joe?
Speaker 3: Joe is correct? I did not know that it is correct?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Which Jonas brother had a reality TV show?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Was it Joe? Not Joe?
Speaker 4: I would guessed Joe all show.
Speaker 2: Technically they all had a reality TV show because they
Speaker 2: all three were on that one show on Disney, that.
Speaker 3: One that wasn't a reality show. There was Kevin. It
Speaker 3: was Kevin married to Joe. You remember that.
Speaker 4: Give her one more you know what, We're gonna give
Speaker 4: you one more chance.
Speaker 3: You had to get this one.
Speaker 4: In the life here, Jill. But we're on your side,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 3: Well, since you mentioned it. What Disney Channel works? Have
Speaker 3: they been in.
Speaker 5: Camp Rock? Camp Rock to Jonas?
Speaker 2: They were on an episode of hand on Tannah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're going farther beyond than what I had. I said,
Speaker 2: camp Rock series and Jonas. So you've got that.
Speaker 1: Yes, good job, Jill. Oh my god, cancel your plans
Speaker 1: on Friday night. You're not playing pickleball on Friday night.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go to the Jonas brothers. I know you are.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love their fans. We got more
Speaker 1: tickets for them coming up tomorrow morning, next pair at
Speaker 1: seven twenty tomorrow morning in.
Speaker 4: The second row.
Speaker 1: Before Hey, I want to let you know I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be at the Restore, which is a Habitat for Humanity
Speaker 1: store coming up for their grand opening this Saturday, between
Speaker 1: noon and two. It's up in Brooklyn Park. It's on
Speaker 1: Winetka Google it.
Speaker 4: Come on by. It is a treasure trove of.
Speaker 1: Lighting and tools and appliances and furniture and windows and
Speaker 1: doors and things and treasures and bargains.
Speaker 4: Is super cool.
Speaker 3: Think they got some open shelving. I got a that
Speaker 3: for my new kitchen rooing model.
Speaker 4: What if you came by, you absolutely find something out
Speaker 4: of town.
Speaker 3: But tomorrow you're doing something Tomorrow, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be at a Caribou. We're doing Club Cariboo
Speaker 5: is what it's called. So that's Cariboo in Stadium Village.
Speaker 5: Will be there from I know it's a little late,
Speaker 5: but that's the point. It's eight to ten pm. There's
Speaker 5: gonna be a DJ there, We're gonna be doing games.
Speaker 5: Cariboo's gonna have drinks for purchase as well as some samples.
Speaker 5: And the best part is there's like this limited edition
Speaker 5: Club Cariboo sweatsuit. I'm getting one, and somebody that shows
Speaker 5: up is gonna have an opportunity to match with me.
Speaker 3: I think it's actually perfect for college students in Stadium
Speaker 3: Village because they're getting there a little like hit of
Speaker 3: caffeine before they're going out for Thursday Thursday.
Speaker 6: Well, it's like, so I think you need that little booth.
Speaker 4: So midterms already.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yes, I guess it probably happens in like
Speaker 3: October ish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Club Cariboo Tomorrow Thursday from eight to ten
Speaker 5: pm at the Cariboo in Stadium Village.
Speaker 1: I mean at Saint Cloud State midterm exams. You have
Speaker 1: to be able to roll a perfect joint by this
Speaker 1: time of your sophomore year.
Speaker 3: Really didn't pass. It did not pass, which is why
Speaker 3: I'm a college dropout.
Speaker 4: Are you a dropout? I thought you graduated?
Speaker 3: No, I did graduate. Where I'm playing into the bed.
Speaker 1: You're playing into the bit from the beginning, it's you,
Speaker 1: all right, here is your real story on you can't
Speaker 1: make this stuff up?
Speaker 4: The the hold on? We scroll down because I lost it.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: You go on an airplane and they dim the lights
Speaker 1: for takeoff and landing. Okay, so you get on the
Speaker 1: airplane and let's say it's at night, and before they
Speaker 1: taxi out, or as they're taxing, they'll dim the lights,
Speaker 1: or as you're about to land they dim the lights.
Speaker 4: You ever wonder why the reason is sinister.
Speaker 3: Sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, that's not really it. So next time
Speaker 1: you fly, this will make your palms a little bit sweatier. Basically,
Speaker 1: they say the reason is so you'll be able better
Speaker 1: able to see if there's a crash emergencies on planes.
Speaker 1: Are planes almost never crash anymore, knock on wood. But
Speaker 1: take off in landings were the most likely times for
Speaker 1: something to go wrong, and if anything does happen, there's
Speaker 1: a good chance the plane will lose power, and dimming
Speaker 1: the lights ahead of time let your eyes adjust so
Speaker 1: you'll be able to see better if everything suddenly goes dark,
Speaker 1: and it makes the exit signs and the emergency lighting
Speaker 1: along the aisles more visible. So next time you fly
Speaker 1: and they dim the lights for departure, they're not doing
Speaker 1: it to keep you more comfortable. They're doing it in
Speaker 1: case your plane falls out of the sky. Well, that's dark.
Speaker 3: I don't want to know that.
Speaker 6: Aren't you getting on a plane soon, Bailey?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're you going.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Graceland. Are probably doing it? Yeah, look
Speaker 3: at you.
Speaker 4: Well, Elvis's old house.
Speaker 3: Elvis's old house.
Speaker 4: They buried in the backyard like a hamster. Did you
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see it. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: My grandma says that the staircase is and as grand
Speaker 2: as you thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1: If you look. I think that people buy its standards.
Speaker 1: Back when it was built in the sixties, I think
Speaker 1: it was a grandiose, enormous, beautiful home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now like house, it's just a house.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, I'm so excited. Talk about it too much
Speaker 3: because I'll be too thrilled.
Speaker 4: I know you're excited. You do love Elvis.
Speaker 1: You get a giant Elvis head tattooed on her leg,
Speaker 1: and that is it for you can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 1: We're doing Dave's Dirt in a few minutes on KDWB. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: Think.
Speaker 1: One of the most interesting stories is that she has
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Speaker 1: one O one point three KDWB, and worldwide on the
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. The leaves are turning faster than we're expecting,
Speaker 1: so you got some catching up on your leak peeping
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: No no, no no. In the North Shoy area in the
Speaker 3: Twin Cities, because of how the temperatures have been and stuff,
Speaker 3: it is not even close to what it should be
Speaker 3: right right now. Yeah around this area. But yeah, up north,
Speaker 3: it's just different because of the temperature changes. It's just
Speaker 3: with Lake Superior there it's always cold and that helps
Speaker 3: leaves change quicker.
Speaker 1: Look at you climatologists over here, I am meteorologists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: The last night it got so cold that they had like,
Speaker 2: you know, the frost warning. So I had to go
Speaker 2: out into my garden because I was a teeny tiny
Speaker 2: little garden with like giant sheets and then just cover
Speaker 2: it up so it looks kind of like there's creepy
Speaker 2: little children out in my garden.
Speaker 3: Just like covered in sheet. They put out pumpkins on
Speaker 3: your front.
Speaker 4: Porch and every year. Yeah, that's one of our favorite
Speaker 4: things that we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you have a lot out there already?
Speaker 4: Not yet. No, we're a little bit behind the curve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was home a few weeknds ago. My
Speaker 3: sister has huge pumpkin patch. So I have three big
Speaker 3: ones and then I had a bunch of those little
Speaker 3: small decorative ones. I guess how many of my decorative
Speaker 3: ones I left?
Speaker 4: Why? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Two, No, zero. The squirrels have gotten all of them, Oh,
Speaker 3: literally every single one. I opened my front door the
Speaker 3: other night and there was a fat little squirrels to
Speaker 3: eating it right in front of my But my friend
Speaker 3: gave me a tip and said that if you spray hair,
Speaker 3: spray on them if the squirrels away. So I'm going
Speaker 3: to do it. For my big water watermelons pumpkins that
Speaker 3: I have lost, but yeah, all my little ones.
Speaker 1: Are sounds like it might work. Yeah, because they're not
Speaker 1: gonna want to taste the hairspray.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, that's the good idea.
Speaker 3: Little squirrels eating and being like there was part of
Speaker 3: me that was like, I don't know, you gotta get
Speaker 3: thick for the winter. I get it. I didn't feel
Speaker 3: too bad, but I'm like, it's not even We're a
Speaker 3: week into October now, all my pumpkin decorations are gone.
Speaker 4: Do you do you carve your pumpkins or do you
Speaker 4: just sit them out there?
Speaker 3: I feel like pumpkin carving is one of those things
Speaker 3: you think is fun and then when you start doing it,
Speaker 3: you actually really hate it.
Speaker 6: Oh I disagree.
Speaker 3: I disagree too, vun Yeah no, I think it's so
Speaker 3: much work, which.
Speaker 5: Is so weird because Jenny, you were very competitive, so
Speaker 5: I would think like if you're doing it with like
Speaker 5: some like your your nephew, niece, your family, whatever, that
Speaker 5: you would be like, I'm gonna go crazy and carve
Speaker 5: like the best thing ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I definitely done that before. I think
Speaker 3: we had a carbon pumpkin contest with me, you Dave
Speaker 3: and then like.
Speaker 4: A fallen Yeah we did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what it was, but I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I ended up winning, but I think we all actually
Speaker 3: did a pretty good job. So I put an effort
Speaker 3: for that. When there is a prize on the line, Yeah,
Speaker 3: your girl's going to get into pumpkin carving, but just
Speaker 3: for casual fun.
Speaker 1: I love pumpkin carving, and I actually bought they looked
Speaker 1: like cookie cutters. But you take a little like a
Speaker 1: small hammer and you tap them into the side and
Speaker 1: then you have a little owl or you have a bat,
Speaker 1: or you have a smiley face or whatever.
Speaker 4: You just tap tap tap of your side.
Speaker 3: A fraud. That's the easy way to pump carve a pumpkins.
Speaker 4: I carved genuinely. Also, you know, I made a book.
Speaker 1: My favorite ever was a Volkswagen bus and I did
Speaker 1: a like a speed motion stop whatever it's called, where
Speaker 1: it shows it being carved in thirty seconds. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I put the candle in and it looked like
Speaker 1: the Volkswagen bus was lit up in the headlights were off.
Speaker 4: It was my favorite pumpkin ever. It was. It was difficult,
Speaker 4: It took some time, I did.
Speaker 3: One one time that was a butt cheeks and hands
Speaker 3: on the butt cheeks and then I put a song
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: I remember that, Yeah, yep. Do you also pull out.
Speaker 1: The seeds in the goop and separate the seeds and
Speaker 1: roast them.
Speaker 3: I used to, and I feel like I should try
Speaker 3: it again because I do really like pumpkin seeds. But
Speaker 3: I feel like you get so many and then you
Speaker 3: make them all and then you eat like a few.
Speaker 1: That's not for me. But I love them. I love
Speaker 1: doing it. I love separating them, the process and then
Speaker 1: roasting them on a little cookie sheet with like salt
Speaker 1: and things.
Speaker 2: And they never taste as good like if you buy
Speaker 2: them like pre done. You have to like actually put
Speaker 2: them in the oven, see them come out, and then
Speaker 2: they taste soak.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get to a pumpkin farm this weekend.
Speaker 1: I got to okay, Walmart, No, no.
Speaker 3: You go to Walmarts. You can't compare that to going
Speaker 3: to an orchard.
Speaker 6: We went to a d like two weeks ago, but
Speaker 6: we didn't get any pumpkins. And so this weekend we're
Speaker 6: gonna do our pumpkin festivity. Get them from Walmart. And
Speaker 6: last year we carved them, so we'll probably paint them
Speaker 6: this year.
Speaker 1: I went down to the largest candy store I think
Speaker 1: last year, and they had like this ginormous pumpkin, like
Speaker 1: the size of a huge pumpkin. Yeah, and I had
Speaker 1: Susan stand guard over it so nobody else would pick
Speaker 1: it because they had just set it out. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: had just put it out, and I'm like, and guards
Speaker 1: and nobody else gets it. I'm going to go inside
Speaker 1: and tell them because we needed help to load it
Speaker 1: in the car.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So big, it's giant, enormous.
Speaker 3: I think you were being facetious for a second. I
Speaker 3: thought you were talking about like it was one of
Speaker 3: those big pumpkins that won an award.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was the take a hula hoop if
Speaker 1: you just like imagine a hula hoop.
Speaker 3: It was that big.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty. It was beautiful.
Speaker 3: I love that pumpkin who came out and helped you.
Speaker 1: One of the young guys that works there, young strapping buck,
Speaker 1: a young strapping lad.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, they can only use cash there. They don't take
Speaker 3: card they do.
Speaker 1: That is a good point. You go down the candy store,
Speaker 1: they do not take cards.
Speaker 3: Those kids know how to count back to.
Speaker 4: They do have an ATM down there.
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift says, if you're critiquing or criticizing, or being
Speaker 1: vocal about not liking her album, she has two words
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, sure, go ahead, suck it. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. She's very polite professional. She says that you're helping.
Speaker 1: She says, anybody talking about her album she appreciated, and
Speaker 1: she was very gracious. She said, I am not the
Speaker 1: art police. If you don't like it, that's you're right.
Speaker 1: And some people, you know, if you look for her
Speaker 1: critiques online, you'll find them. And if you look for
Speaker 1: people who love every note and nuance, you'll find them too.
Speaker 1: And her album, I think is going to surpass the
Speaker 1: record for albums sold in one week. She's got I
Speaker 1: think one more day to do it because it came
Speaker 1: out tomorrow night at midnight a week ago.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah yeah, okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Matthew Perry passed away a couple of years ago now,
Speaker 3: and in Ozzy Osbourne's new memoir, he talks about how
Speaker 3: Matthew Perry used to come to his house for meetings.
Speaker 3: So he specifically says he used to come to our
Speaker 3: house for the meetings, or so my wife Sharon tells me,
Speaker 3: adding that he was the funniest, most talented bloke who
Speaker 3: was trying so hard to stay on the right path.
Speaker 3: So it was AA meetings and this is all Obviously
Speaker 3: Ozzie has passed as well. His new memoir is called
Speaker 3: Last Rites, and then he goes on to talk about
Speaker 3: then one day he listen to his addiction telling him
Speaker 3: it was okay to get loaded, and that was it.
Speaker 3: Game over. And I felt very sad when he was
Speaker 3: found unresponsive.
Speaker 2: So it's so interesting to me too that Ozzy Osbourne's
Speaker 2: memoir came out like moments before, like a few days
Speaker 2: or weeks or something before he died. I feel like
Speaker 2: he had to have like known that he was that
Speaker 2: he was not long for this world, because how would
Speaker 2: that because then he had that big party and everything.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm going to bring it back to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Last week, we were kind of floating around the story
Speaker 2: about her doing the Super Bowl halftime show before Bad
Speaker 2: Bunny was announced and that she said she didn't want
Speaker 2: to do it because it didn't pay and she's like, well,
Speaker 2: I want to get paid for this. But she said
Speaker 2: on the tonight show that the reason she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to do it is because she'll be too locked into
Speaker 2: the game on what like Travis kelcey is doing on
Speaker 2: the field in order to That means she can't be
Speaker 2: the halftime Super Bowl performer because she's too busy paying attention.
Speaker 2: But maybe once Travis kelcey retires then she can do.
Speaker 1: That kind of makes sense because you know, you think
Speaker 1: that a performer just shows up on stage and does
Speaker 1: her thing right, but it's probably like weeks of rehearsal
Speaker 1: and choreography and like you know, sound checks or whatever
Speaker 1: they have to do to make it look so good,
Speaker 1: which she does.
Speaker 4: She makes it look so easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Remember Tina was in the halftime show when Justin Timberlake
Speaker 3: was here for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6: You know who Tina web Grosena.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Web girls that used to work on this show.
Speaker 3: And I mean they were practicing every day and I
Speaker 3: think Justin Timberlake came to town like a week or
Speaker 3: a week and a half ahead of time, and he
Speaker 3: was practicing like every day leading up to the super
Speaker 3: Bowl for a while.
Speaker 4: I totally believe that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean it's also the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: Like, I'm sure Travis will be okay if Taylor one
Speaker 5: year that he's playing, she's doing the game, Like, I'd
Speaker 5: be fine with it.
Speaker 3: No, would you want Alyssa to not be there to
Speaker 3: support you during like your one one year?
Speaker 6: He's been to the super Bowl so many times?
Speaker 2: No, because he even said, because she said that he
Speaker 2: would love for her to do it.
Speaker 3: But she's too locked into the game, so she don't.
Speaker 3: She doesn't think she could.
Speaker 1: Don't lose that, I'm honest with It's not looking good
Speaker 1: for the Chiefs to repeat it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a twenty twelve I believe when Hannah
Speaker 5: Montana went off the air and Miley Cyrus decided, I
Speaker 5: need a whole new approach and that's when we got
Speaker 5: her and Wrecking balled on the Bangers album.
Speaker 6: And now she thinks that she invented cancel culture.
Speaker 7: I was the first person to maybe ever be canceled.
Speaker 3: I guess how would you describe that time in your life?
Speaker 7: Well, you know, I didn't know until I was older.
Speaker 7: Actually how brutal it really was, because it was very
Speaker 7: I guess, you know, challenging for other people, but for.
Speaker 3: Me, it was a big time.
Speaker 5: I don't think it was Miley Cyrus, although I cannot
Speaker 5: think back so when people started using that word canceled
Speaker 5: before Miley.
Speaker 6: But I don't think she was the first celeb to
Speaker 6: be caning.
Speaker 1: I think one of the first ones to be canceled
Speaker 1: was either Matt Lauer or Kevin Spacey or Kanye Yeah. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miley wasn't canceled. She was maybe even criticized.
Speaker 5: Criticized, yeah, yeah, because she was very polarizing to people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh see is I think it's kind of a
Speaker 1: funny story. Somebody used AI to create a w WE
Speaker 1: wrestling match between Bob Ross and mister Rogers, and here's
Speaker 1: the play by play plays Kate and.
Speaker 4: Mister Rogers walk into the ring and he's got Marilyn.
Speaker 3: Monroe on his arm.
Speaker 4: I never thought i'd see this on Monday night. Rock
Speaker 4: mister Rogers.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas with your blood.
Speaker 5: Oh Rogers, Swayings, what ross due? They call you?
Speaker 6: Pulls it off the rock system.
Speaker 2: The happy little painter just did mister Rogers and.
Speaker 5: He's the nineteen ninety seven World Wrestling Federation heavyweight.
Speaker 4: Check cappy, little painter. That's funny.
Speaker 1: There's so much AI now that people will look at
Speaker 1: something that's real and go, that's AI.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I saw one yesterday.
Speaker 5: It was Martin Luther King and I think JFK playing
Speaker 5: Dingong ditch on.
Speaker 6: Michael Jackson was like, what.
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw one with Elvis last night. It looks
Speaker 4: so real.
Speaker 1: Elvis is standing track side of the Daytona five hundred
Speaker 1: and he looks so beautiful. Hair insideburns are dark and perfect,
Speaker 1: and they're like, how to go out there? He's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know it's lack a rustling a hurricane, but you know,
Speaker 1: we gave him the show that they were looking for.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's cool, okay, but it's also evil
Speaker 1: and bad.
Speaker 3: Either I'm an idiot or my algorithm just isn't feeding
Speaker 3: me that stuff. Because I don't think I get much
Speaker 3: AI yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't, except for like, here's a cool picture
Speaker 2: of this girl with pink hair, and she's sitting in
Speaker 2: a pink room and everything is glittery and pink, and
Speaker 2: I'll be like, wow, cool. But I know it's AI
Speaker 2: because it says it right there.
Speaker 1: Well, it's so funny because you know your aunt Gladys
Speaker 1: will look at something and it's so obviously AI and
Speaker 1: she'll be like, see, I told you so, and you're like, Gladys, no,
Speaker 1: that's AI, and she's like, who's A.
Speaker 4: I mean right exactly.
Speaker 1: A lot of people text it in and say they
Speaker 1: will not be Chiefs, will not be in the super
Speaker 1: Bowl this year.
Speaker 3: So they just know that period.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's speculation because they could always bounce back,
Speaker 1: but I think they might be one and three. I'm
Speaker 1: not positive, but they're not having a championship season right now.
Speaker 3: You know what they should do. They should go to
Speaker 3: holiday station stores before their games and get some of
Speaker 3: their pumpkin drinks with their delicious you think so cochy
Speaker 3: maple pumpkin coffee sounds great for me. Also, Nicole Kidman
Speaker 3: is trying to bounce back after a big divorce with
Speaker 3: Keith Urban. She was recently posting photos for the first
Speaker 3: time since NEOs the divorce broke. She was at the
Speaker 3: fashion show in Paris, and she was seen wearing a
Speaker 3: cute little button up and sexy jeans, but Bailey noted
Speaker 3: that what a lot of women do after they get
Speaker 3: in their single again is they cut their banks. Yes,
Speaker 3: so she has freshly cut banks. And I do think
Speaker 3: that she looks beautiful in the photos.
Speaker 2: Yes, she looks pretty, and she's just got her divorce
Speaker 2: bangs on.
Speaker 4: You know, we all divorce.
Speaker 2: It's it's not necessarily divorce or like breakup banks. It's
Speaker 2: just something happened in my life that's huge. So I'm
Speaker 2: going to compensate by getting It's a weird girl thing.
Speaker 2: Like if you see a girl who's like if Jenny
Speaker 2: walked in here with bangs and she never has bangs, I'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, what happened, girl? What happened? K pop?
Speaker 2: Demon Hunters has gone platinum baby, and now they are
Speaker 2: in potential like talks or people are talking about them
Speaker 2: maybe winning Best Picture at the Oscars next year because
Speaker 2: they kind of came in out of nowhere went platinum.
Speaker 2: The girls who are in Hunt Tricks, which is this
Speaker 2: fictional thank you, So they're a fictional band in the movie,
Speaker 2: but the women who are voicing the characters are now
Speaker 2: like making their rounds, kind of doing like a publicity
Speaker 2: tour as well. Since the album is doing so well
Speaker 2: and obviously so well enough to go platinum and maybe
Speaker 2: even be a Best Picture.
Speaker 6: At the Oscars. And they were on Jimmy Fallon last night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they performed yeah, which is I had no clue
Speaker 5: that was going to happen because they're fictional.
Speaker 1: Like in early Oscar prediction, one battle after another will
Speaker 1: definitely be a Best Picture nominee.
Speaker 3: That is also in the running.
Speaker 4: It says here yeah because it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I saw it last week with Carson. Carson
Speaker 1: sees every movie that comes out. He's a member of
Speaker 1: like the AMC movie Watchers, Stubs whatever. He sees every
Speaker 1: movie for like thirty dollars a month, and he goes
Speaker 1: by himself all the time. He loves it and he
Speaker 1: said it was the best movie he saw this year.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: It is long.
Speaker 1: It is a commitment, and try not to pee during
Speaker 1: the movie because it is non stop storyline, is never
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