1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: It's camf I Am six forty and you're listening to 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 2: Boss Days with the first Makeup Day on January eighth. 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 2: When Santa Anita opened on Sunday, it drew more than 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 2: forty one thousand fans, its largest opening crowd since twenty 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 2: sixteen and its largest Sunday opening since nineteen ninety nine. 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 2: Michael Monks KFI News. A woman's been killed by a 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 2: mountain lion in Colorado. Maybe C's Alex Stones says it's 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: the state's first confirmed deadly mountain lion of tacksans nineteen 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 2: ninety seven, a group. 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 3: Of hikers on a mountain trail on New Year's Day 12 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 3: came across a mountain lion near a person who was 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 3: on the ground. 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 4: According to Colorado Parks and Wildlife, the woman, it's believed, 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 4: had been hiking alone. 16 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 5: SOLTI say they found and euthanized two mountain lions. Tests 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 5: will be done to see if they were involved in 18 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 5: the attack. Some young people who traveled to a ski 19 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 5: resort in the Swiss Swiss Alps say they realized what 20 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,599 Speaker 5: a close call they had if they'd gone to New 21 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 5: year's party in a bar that caught fire. Eighteen year 22 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 5: old Elo and Atizo, traveled to the area as a 23 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 5: US student, says he still shaken up by the possibility. 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 4: It's just like cororbook because it kind of makes it 25 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 4: feel real that because in a way we had a 26 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 4: chance of being there. 27 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 5: Officiill say sparkling flares in champagne bottles may have started 28 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 5: the fire, which killed at least forty people and hurt 29 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,759 Speaker 5: more than one hundred others. And Lake Superior State University's 30 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 5: fiftieth annual Banished Words List is out. 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 6: The list is a global reflection on the words that 32 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 6: wear out their welcome. Picked from fourteen hundred submissions from 33 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 6: around the world, It includes six to seven, which was 34 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 6: just named dictionary dot COM's word of the Year and 35 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 6: should be eighty six. The mure, often paired with mindful, 36 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 6: it's meaning watered down. Also cooked, which needs to be 37 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 6: more rare, massive, which is massively overused. Nouns used as verbs, 38 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 6: incentivize and gift are gifted, the redundant, full stop perfect, 39 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 6: which most things aren't, the lame apology, my bad, and 40 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 6: the overused reach out. Mark Ronner KFI News and. 41 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 5: An opinion on every single one of those south line 42 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 5: weather from KFI. Rain keeps coming back in tonight. Loew's 43 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 5: in the mid forties, reigning for the most sport all 44 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 5: day long Tomorrow at about five degrees cooler, highs mid 45 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 5: fifties at the beach, his mid sixties. Metrola, Orange County 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 5: around seventy on near Palm Spring. Still mid fifties out 47 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 5: in the San Fernando Valley, close to sixty in the 48 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 5: high desert Antalope Valley. Rain still likely on Sunday, and 49 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 5: a slight chance of wetness into early next week. Right now, 50 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 5: sixty nine in Laguna Beach, sixty four in Orange, sixty 51 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 5: five West Colvina, sixty one thousand Oaks. The CAFI Financial 52 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 5: report DOW was up today three nineteen. NASDAK was down six. 53 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 5: SMP was up thirteen as a crash in Pasadena. 54 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 7: This one's on the eastbound side of the one thirty four, 55 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 7: coming up on Orange Grove. That's where the right lane 56 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 7: has been blocked into laser backing up almost from the two. 57 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 7: The drive on the westbound side of the two ten 58 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 7: also loading up out of Monrovia, leaving Huntington Drive that 59 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 7: is a tough one all the way to Fair Oaks 60 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 7: in Pasadena. Now this earlier wreck in Paramount. This is 61 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 7: on the one oh five eastbound pass Garfield involving a motorcyclist. 62 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 7: Hire patrol ran a break to scoot everything to the shoulder. 63 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 7: I'm still seeing some pretty slow traffic getting away from 64 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 7: Long Beach Boulevard, but they're trying to get things handled 65 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 7: over here at just past Garfield. If you see it, 66 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 7: pound two fifty keyword k FI traffic and you're slow 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 7: moving Right now getting out of Piego rivera southbound side 68 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 7: of the six o five leaving Washington Boulevard to the 69 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 7: five with Southern California's most accurate traffic reports, I'm Angel Martinez. 70 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 4: Bad breath is a confidence killer. 71 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 3: You can have the best outfit, the funniest jokes, but 72 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 3: if your breath smells like what you just ate, that's 73 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 3: all people remember, and most gums and men's just cover 74 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 3: it up. That's like spring perfume on dirty laundry. Zelman's mintymouth. 75 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 3: It's different. 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Don't 79 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 3: let bad breath ruin the moment. 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: You're one stop for advertising called eight four four eight 81 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: four four. 82 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 4: iHeart k F. 83 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 8: I am six and. 84 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 4: I'm a radio station guarantee human. 85 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: Can I find I'm slick Morning Conway Show? 86 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 4: But this is a great song theme song for what 87 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 4: too close for comfort? Too close for comfort? Is it? 88 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 5: Sir? 89 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 4: I another? Is it too close for comfort? I want another? 90 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 4: Can't fine? Am sickcorned? Conway Show? 91 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: Hey, I I had a really beautiful opportunity to work 92 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: with the funniest man in show business, and I have 93 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: not heard from him or seen him in quite some time. 94 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: And then somebody we mentioned him on the air, and 95 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: one of his friends happened to be listening that night 96 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: and gave me his cell phone number. So I took 97 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: the chance that he's gonna be pissed that I have 98 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: his phone number, and I called him and now he's 99 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: on with us. 100 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 8: Jim J. 101 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 4: Bullock, how are you, Bob Yeam? 102 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my god, it's so good to 103 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 8: hear your voice. You know. 104 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: My first memory, first of all, too Close for Comfort 105 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: was fantastic. You were the best on Hollywood Squares and 106 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: then the show that we did called Boogie's Diner. 107 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 4: I remember coming to Toronto and I was. 108 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: Hired to be you know, they sort of like hatchet 109 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: man and explain and try to explain to the people 110 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: here why the show wasn't really working. And I got there, 111 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: I left La was seventy degrees when I got to 112 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: Toronto it was minus fourteen. And the van going down 113 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: to Hamilton, you were sitting in the front and you 114 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: turned around and the first thing you said to me was, 115 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 1: are you a night out or a morning bird? 116 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 8: Yes? And it was like five o'clock in the morning. 117 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 4: I'm sure that's right. 118 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 8: I was so I've always had such great energy in 119 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 8: the morning, and I'm so fricking obnogious. I'm sure you 120 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 8: were probably just, Oh, I've just taken a plane to 121 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 8: Hell and it's really cold here. 122 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 4: But I enjoyed that show. 123 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: You know the writers that came on in the second 124 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: season or so, you know, the other Tim Males, Doug McIntyre, 125 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: Doug Steckler, and I don't remember the last guy's name, 126 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: but I'll think of it. 127 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 4: And they really turned that show around and it became. 128 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 1: Like a really a cool hit that that was proud 129 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 1: to be associated with. 130 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 8: Yeah, me too. And you know, it's this is really 131 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 8: weird that I'm talking to you because I mean, literally, 132 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,159 Speaker 8: it's been thirty years. 133 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, it must be thirty years. 134 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 8: I think it was nineteen ninety three. 135 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. 136 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 8: God, you know I died in two thousand and five. 137 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 8: I don't know how I'm talking to you, but that, 138 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 8: you know, there was I met someone Sunday and I 139 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 8: was talking to them and he said, oh my god, 140 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 8: I used to watch Boogie's Diner. And I went, wow, 141 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 8: oh my god, you are kidding. You're the only person 142 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 8: on the planet who ever thought. And it's great that 143 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 8: people remember it. Yeah, it was a fun show and 144 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 8: we had such a great time. And then I'm watching 145 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 8: James Marsden on Jury Duty. He's huge now and he 146 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 8: has this new show called Jury Duty, and I'm watching 147 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 8: it going googling him and going, he's forty eight now 148 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 8: or something like that, and I thought, well, I was 149 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 8: thirty eight when we shot Boogie's Diner and he was 150 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 8: like eighteen. It was his first thing out of out 151 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 8: of the gate. It's so great. 152 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: I remember we James Morrison was on that show. He 153 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 1: was hired, he had he had very little experience, and 154 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 1: everybody I thought he was going to be a huge superstar, 155 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: which he became, you know, a huge star. But I 156 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: remember on the second season he wanted an extra like 157 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: fifteen hundred bucks a week, and everyone's like, fifteen hundred bucks. 158 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 4: Who's got that kind of money? Right now? Now, that's 159 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 4: one day of craft service? 160 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 8: I hate. 161 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 1: But I remember, I remember working on that show on 162 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 1: Boogie's Diner up in Canada, and and everything was was 163 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,559 Speaker 1: just so Canadian up there. We were doing a run through, 164 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: a read through the script, and the and the craft 165 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: service woman was cooking bacon so loudly the actors couldn't 166 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: hear themselves. 167 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 4: That's a true story. 168 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't remember that, but I don't doubt that 169 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 8: at all. 170 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 4: But what are you doing now? What keeps you busy? 171 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: I'm sure you made a ton of money off all 172 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,439 Speaker 1: these shows you've been working on. Just living off your 173 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: savings and your great investmentsage. 174 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 8: Oh, just living off the revision of the Boogie's Signer alone. 175 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 8: I can't even tell you, sweet, I would like to 176 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 8: see that show again. Actually, I don't know if it 177 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 8: doesn't seem like it's been I you know, you know, 178 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 8: as you could probably YouTube or something, but I have, 179 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 8: you know, oh my god, thirty years. How do I 180 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 8: capitalize this? You know? I mean, in twenty eighteen, I 181 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 8: moved here Palm Springs because that's where all gay man 182 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,040 Speaker 8: umber sixty migrate too. So you know, I flew down 183 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 8: with my flock, and I'm living here. I'm sort of 184 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 8: kind of kind of retired, you know. I'm still doing 185 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 8: this stuff if it's something I really want to do 186 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 8: or if it interests me, you know. But for the 187 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 8: most part, I'm just enjoying my lockdown here. I love 188 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,199 Speaker 8: it so much. I'm keeping really busy with all sorts 189 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 8: of all the volunteer work. I'm a crazy cat person 190 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 8: and I see a lot of volunteer for cat stuff 191 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 8: and what else. I keep myself busy. 192 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: Jim, what is the one thing where everyone recognizes you from? 193 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 4: Is it still too Close for Comfort? 194 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 6: Yeah? 195 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 8: Too close for comfort is you know because that was 196 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 8: on That was a Network show, and that was on 197 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,199 Speaker 8: from eighty to eighty six. So yeah, people, I get 198 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 8: recognized a lot, and I get a lot of really lovely, 199 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 8: lovely people come on up to me saying, you know, 200 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 8: I was I knew it was gay, but there was 201 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,400 Speaker 8: no one else that I could talk to. I was scared. 202 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 8: And and then I'm seeing, I'm watching you on this show, 203 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 8: and you know, I kind of related to you. Maybe 204 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,679 Speaker 8: I didn't know why I was relating to you or whatever, 205 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 8: but I connected with you, and it really helped me 206 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 8: through a really hard time in my young life. And 207 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,120 Speaker 8: I am so glad. Wow be that person for for 208 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 8: you so many people over the years. No, isn't that wonderful. 209 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: That's great because because when I met you, I thought 210 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: that whole gay thing was an act. 211 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 4: I didn't know you were really gay. 212 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:16,319 Speaker 8: I'm just gay for pay. Yeah, uh I please, I'm 213 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 8: sure I was flirting with you when I turned around 214 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 8: and said you a knighthood or morning Now or whatever, 215 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 8: I said, that's great. And you know, I was terrified 216 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 8: going back to Boogie Designer. I was terrified to be out. 217 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 8: I had come out, you know down here, I mean 218 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 8: Hollywood Squares. I blew the handes off the closet doors. 219 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,839 Speaker 8: I mean, you know, during too closer comfort, I wasn't 220 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 8: really it wasn't really he's gay straight. I don't know 221 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 8: what he was. He was he was asexual, right, But 222 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:51,559 Speaker 8: then Hollywood Squares comes around and I'm like, oh, honey, please, 223 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 8: and here we go, and so you know, I'm so gay. 224 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,200 Speaker 8: I'm so gay, and it's the early nineties. And then 225 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 8: I get this show, which I needed because kind of 226 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 8: after Hollywood Squares, I didn't work for a while. And 227 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 8: then I get this show and it was what's the 228 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 8: association with Pat Robertson With the show? There were association 229 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 8: with Pat. 230 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 4: It was on like MTM or or I've met. 231 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 1: I can't remember who was the big production company, but 232 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 1: it was a there was a really religious overtone to 233 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: that show, and that and that cable station to the 234 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 1: point where we were asked not to do even magic 235 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 1: on that show. 236 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 4: That's how sensitive they were. 237 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 8: Oh I know, And so here I am terrified. You 238 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 8: know that someone I go back into the clock. 239 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,040 Speaker 4: That's great. I didn't even think about that crew. 240 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 8: Back on my hinges, you know. And I'm there, I'm 241 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 8: not acting straight. I'm not, I mean I have a 242 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 8: girlfriend or anything. So I'm sitting there and Monica Schnaire 243 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,560 Speaker 8: remember her. Okay, so we're having lunch one day and 244 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 8: she goes, so, do you have a boyfriend? And I 245 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 8: felt like everything, my whole illusion just burst out and 246 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 8: I just I pulled my purse out of my mouth 247 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 8: and I said, yes I did, and I lived my 248 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 8: gay lot there and that's out and proud. 249 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 4: That's so great, man. 250 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: But you know now, but I have a feeling like, like, 251 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: you know, we have some people at work around here, 252 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: you know that you're young and that are gay, and 253 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 1: I don't think that they show enough respect to the 254 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: older guys and gals who really fought for them to 255 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 1: experience a normal lifestyle after they've come out of the closet. 256 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 1: Your generation and the generation before you, Man, that was tough. 257 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 4: You had to everything. 258 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 1: You had to calculate every move and everything you took 259 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 1: in show business as to you know, how it's going 260 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: to affect you and what you can and cannot say. 261 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 8: Yeah, it's very true, and you know, it was a 262 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,720 Speaker 8: very fearful time, especially in the eighties with age, you know, 263 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 8: and it's like because everyone was like didn't know what 264 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 8: was going on or how you got it. And it's 265 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 8: like if you if you know a gay person, you're 266 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 8: gonna get a and it's like, you know, just living 267 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 8: through that fear and that phobia. You know, it was 268 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 8: a tough time. And and you know, we all take 269 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 8: for granted what's where we come from and the battles 270 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 8: that were fought yesterday for us, you know, not not 271 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 8: just gay people, but you know everyone, uh, And so 272 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 8: that's our human nature to do that. But it's it's 273 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 8: I thank you for even saying that, because it is. 274 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 8: It's really wonderful to be reminded it is. 275 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 4: Hold on, say Jim J. Bullock is with us. This 276 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 4: is great. 277 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 1: One of my favorite guys in the world. He is 278 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 1: the funniest man in show business. He is right up 279 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: there with the funniest people in show business, the quickest mind, 280 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: the smartest guy, uh you'll ever meet. And I worked 281 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 1: with him for a year and a half on Boogie's Diner, 282 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 1: and man, that guy made everybody on the cast and 283 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,440 Speaker 1: everybody in the crew laugh all day long in the 284 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: middle of Toronto and Hamilton where it was forty below 285 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: out and there's a nightmare to get to the show, 286 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,040 Speaker 1: and it was tough to work on the show. That 287 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: guy is a comedy god, is Jim J. 288 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 4: Bullock. And he's with us. 289 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF 290 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 9: I am six forty A. 291 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 5: Jim K. 292 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 4: Bulling is with us. 293 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 1: I worked with him on A Boogie's Diner. He's very 294 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: famous for Too Close for Comfort. And man, I can't 295 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 1: believe you sound exactly Jim. You sound exactly like you 296 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: did thirty years ago. 297 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 8: Man, oh, I know, you know, I get recognized a 298 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 8: lot from my boys. You know, people were like, look 299 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 8: at me, and they'll go and they'll be staring and 300 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 8: then they'll say something. I'll say hi or whatever, and 301 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 8: though it is you, I guess, so, yeah, it is. 302 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 8: It is. My voice has kind of been a trademark 303 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 8: signature thing that I've had for all these years in it, 304 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 8: you know, I still have that. Thank God. 305 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: Okay, have you I'm sure the book you can write 306 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: is unbelievable. 307 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,960 Speaker 4: Have you. I'm sure people have approached you. Have you 308 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 4: thought about writing? 309 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 8: Yeah? I mean yeah about my life? Yes, I mean 310 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 8: it's just like I guess. I mean, I know, who 311 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 8: cares really the idea? When I really think about it, 312 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 8: I go, oh my god, please, you know. 313 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: Look, I think you should write a book. You're the 314 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: funniest guy in show business and always have, always have 315 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 1: been also one of the smartest guys. And man, when 316 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 1: you were going through, you know, the turmoil with I 317 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't believe it was your husband, 318 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: but I know you're a significant other and you never 319 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: and you always showed up with a smile and made 320 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: other people. Have you never dragged anybody else down with 321 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: your problems ever? 322 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 8: Well, thank you. That's a chust. Nice of you. Thank you. 323 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 8: I appreciate that. 324 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,720 Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember this, but one of 325 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 1: the guys who was the producer of the show, and 326 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: I'll just say his name, his first name is Gordon. 327 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,640 Speaker 1: But Gordon was having a party at his house in 328 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,880 Speaker 1: Toronto because we were picked up for a second season 329 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: and the writers all had a bet who could steal 330 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:16,119 Speaker 1: the most expensive thing out of his house? And I 331 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: didn't know until it was over, but man, did he 332 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 1: get pissed when he found out all that crap was gone. 333 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 8: Are you serious? 334 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 4: Totally serious? 335 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,439 Speaker 1: I mean everybody, everybody returned it the next day, but 336 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,600 Speaker 1: he couldn't believe he had a party and like nine 337 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 1: things were stolen from his house. 338 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,920 Speaker 8: Oh my gosh. I do vaguely remember that. I don't 339 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,919 Speaker 8: think I stole. 340 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,120 Speaker 4: No, no, no. 341 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, you're the guy that talked 342 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: to You're the guy that talked everybody into taking everything back. 343 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: You're like, how dare you this guy where you know, 344 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: had a party and you stole things. But we're just 345 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,920 Speaker 1: we all had a bet for one hundred bucks who 346 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,159 Speaker 1: could seal the most expensive things. We all returned it 347 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 1: the next day. But I thought that was interesting. 348 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:01,360 Speaker 8: Well, yeah, you know, I had friends once that back 349 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 8: in the day. They uh, they re arranged my whole 350 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 8: living room furniture. They moved on my furniture, and and 351 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 8: I had this Kennedy bus, this JFK. Kennedy bus, and 352 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 8: and stones they spelled out on the table like ask 353 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 8: not what your friends can do for you, what your 354 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 8: country can do for your what your friends can do 355 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 8: for you. Anyway, I came home and all I saw 356 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 8: was everything was re arranged, and I was just so pissed. 357 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 8: It did not follow me so the way they wanted it. 358 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,320 Speaker 8: So maybe Gordon, maybe that's you know, they just fell 359 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 8: on him wrong. But he was a nice. 360 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,399 Speaker 1: Guy and he was great gat everybody up on that 361 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: show was was. 362 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 8: Terrific, and he had quite a track record. 363 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 4: Yes, he was the executive rouser of the love boat. 364 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 8: Love the Exciding and knew that's right. 365 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,120 Speaker 4: But I'm sure you got you got. Did you ever 366 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 4: get asked to do a love boat? 367 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,360 Speaker 8: No? No, you should have, and you know what, I'm 368 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,119 Speaker 8: angry about that. I'm bitter about that still. But I 369 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 8: was even on ABC and love Boat was afore. I 370 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 8: never did a fantasy island or a love boat. You know, 371 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,960 Speaker 8: that's that is tragic. 372 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,640 Speaker 1: Well, they're bringing it back, so maybe a round two 373 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 1: the last Jim J. 374 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 8: Baller the bringing love Boat. 375 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 1: But I think so, Yeah, there's talk of it coming back, 376 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 1: you know, because everybody's into cruising now. Everybody cruises. Everybody 377 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:27,600 Speaker 1: gets one of those ships. They all get you know 378 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 1: intestinal you know, diarrhea and throwing up the whole time. 379 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 4: And then the first thing. 380 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 1: They do when they get off the ship is they 381 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: book another cruise. 382 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,200 Speaker 8: It's a wild Oh yeah, the bed time of my life. 383 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 4: Yes, that's exactly right. 384 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,480 Speaker 8: Yeah, no, well good for them. I mean, who knows 385 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 8: that if it'll sell again, I mean what I mean, 386 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,560 Speaker 8: run again, be popular again? Right, I mean should go? 387 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: You have you have agents and managers, somebody keeping your 388 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: you know your your your nose and show business still. 389 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I still you know, I, like 390 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 8: I said, I pick and choose really anymore like what 391 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,320 Speaker 8: I want to do. I'm not, you know, chasing my 392 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,880 Speaker 8: tail like I did for so many years, and all 393 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 8: the auditions and everything, I just never ever ever locked audition, 394 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 8: and in fact, in fact the Boogie Designer audition, I 395 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 8: have to tell you, I went over and this casting 396 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 8: director I don't know who it was, but she she said, 397 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 8: Willie read and so she taped me and I read 398 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 8: it and felt really good about it, and she said, okay, 399 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 8: can we do that one more time? And can you 400 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:37,360 Speaker 8: possibly maybe and I went, butchered up. She has yet 401 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 8: if you could, I said okay, sure. So I did 402 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 8: it again and then she said, okay, you know what 403 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 8: I'm going to send the first and then like days later, 404 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,960 Speaker 8: I'm not kidding you, like three days later, they called 405 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 8: My manager called me and said you got it and 406 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 8: I went, what, I got a call back right, And 407 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:04,640 Speaker 8: she said, no, you got it, and I went, that's incredible. 408 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 8: I mean you have to go through callback after callback 409 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 8: to the callback and the fact that I just got 410 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,320 Speaker 8: it for you know, my great day take was the great. 411 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: That's fantastic. But I love the fact that she didn't 412 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 1: know how to ask you to butcher it up. 413 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,280 Speaker 4: That's awesome. 414 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,440 Speaker 8: Oh no, could you say? And she was just struggling 415 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 8: so hard with it. I said, butcher as, I'm taking 416 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:31,200 Speaker 8: a drag off my Shirer's so great. See that we 417 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 8: all smoked back then. 418 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, but everybody smoked on that show. Everybody smoked on 419 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: that show. 420 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,439 Speaker 8: Everybody, Oh my god. 421 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,160 Speaker 1: They would take a smoke break and nine hundred people 422 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 1: would be outside, you know, in the forty I. 423 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,200 Speaker 8: Remember, because Canada had just changed the law to where 424 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,280 Speaker 8: you had to go out and smoke, right, And so 425 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 8: I was like, well, I can't go out and smoke, 426 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 8: and so they gave me some sort of an air 427 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,439 Speaker 8: filter thing that went in my great room, and so 428 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 8: consequently everyone one who smoke came into my diressroom. I 429 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 8: couldn't even go to my didressing room. It was so 430 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,760 Speaker 8: discussed between the bacon and the smoke buddy. 431 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,160 Speaker 1: You have to write a book, and you're and you're 432 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,239 Speaker 1: always welcome and come on the show to promote it. 433 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,600 Speaker 1: But you have the greatest stories, I mean, just the 434 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,679 Speaker 1: simple stories that you told today on the on the 435 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: air are terrific. 436 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 4: You're the best man. 437 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 8: Thank you, Jim, thank you. 438 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: And next time you're in town, come in, you know, 439 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: to Burbank. We're here in Burbank. We'd love to see you. 440 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 8: I would love to see you too. And I so 441 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 8: appreciate this. This has been like a really wonderful memory 442 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,399 Speaker 8: that's been brought back to me, and so thank you 443 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:37,920 Speaker 8: so much. 444 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,159 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I'm glad that I have your text number. 445 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 1: We'll keep in touch. And please, next time you're a 446 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 1: Burbank please slide in here. We'd love to see you again. Man, 447 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 1: you're the best. 448 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,159 Speaker 8: Jim J. 449 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 1: Bullock, Man, that guy is fantastic. I've been talking about 450 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,120 Speaker 1: him for years and years on the air here. 451 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,439 Speaker 4: About what a funny man that is. 452 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,040 Speaker 1: And then somebody happened to be at his house and 453 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 1: was driving back his home and listening to the radio 454 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,240 Speaker 1: and I was talking about Jim J. Bullock and all 455 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: came together. But man, what a funny guy. That is, 456 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: just a really funny, smart man. 457 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 4: Jim J. Bullock. 458 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,680 Speaker 1: Too Close for Comfort and Boogie's Diner. I think too 459 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: close for comfort is what most people recognize for her. 460 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,200 Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 461 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 9: AM six forty. 462 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,040 Speaker 1: There was a small town up in Washington where the 463 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 1: cops pulled you over during the holidays. Instead of giving 464 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,399 Speaker 1: you a ticket, they gave you a twenty five dollars 465 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 1: gift card to like RB's or you know, or subway 466 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 1: or something. But I always thought, Okay, you know, they're 467 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: pulling people over not for traffic infractions, but they're pulling 468 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: over just to get you know, because they see kids 469 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 1: in the car, and they want to. 470 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 4: Give you a gift certificate and let you go. Anyway. 471 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 1: Now here's the problem. What if they pull lady over, 472 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: she's got three kids in the car, and they pull over, Hey, 473 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: we didn't stop you for anything. I want to give 474 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 1: you a gift certificate. And holy Christ, it smells like 475 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: vodka and gin in here. 476 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 4: It turns into away something. 477 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, and she's bombed. What did they do then, yeah, 478 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 5: because it wouldn't be considered that. Can they do anything legally? 479 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 5: I don't know, because that's not why they pulled them over, 480 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,680 Speaker 5: that's right, And they didn't pull them over for a 481 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,920 Speaker 5: legal reason, right, But. 482 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 1: If they'd let him go and those kids got injured 483 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 1: or God forbid, you know that the cartwheel? 484 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 4: Then, man, I don't know. I guess they just have 485 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:24,719 Speaker 4: to detain them there. I don't know. 486 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: I think they got to give her a ride home 487 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: and they maybe the kids home and she gets a 488 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 1: lucky break. But I don't know if they can you know, 489 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: because they didn't pull her over because they thought she 490 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: was drunk. They pulled her out just get a give certificate. 491 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,760 Speaker 1: I don't know how that works. I don't know. That's odd. 492 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:41,680 Speaker 4: They pull you over, are you obligated to pull over? 493 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 1: I wonder if that's ever started a high speed chase. Yeah, 494 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,440 Speaker 1: that's why I'm wondering. What if somebody doesn't pull over? 495 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 4: Oh that's great, Yeah, guys wanted for something. 496 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,560 Speaker 5: They probably just I bet that they probably follow somebody, 497 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 5: turn the lights on, whatever it is they do to 498 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 5: pull them over. But if they don't pull them over, 499 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 5: they probably and just keep going. They probably just either 500 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,800 Speaker 5: give them a little bit of time and they say, nah, 501 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,920 Speaker 5: they're God, they're not going to But you know, here's 502 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 5: how you know you're getting old. My grandfather told me this, 503 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 5: and he's exactly right. But when I was younger and 504 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,320 Speaker 5: I got pulled over by cops. 505 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:09,640 Speaker 4: I was. 506 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,600 Speaker 1: I was scared. Now as i'm older, if I get 507 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 1: pulled over by cops, I'm pissed. That's when you know 508 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:21,760 Speaker 1: you're getting old. What Wait a minute, what did I do? 509 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,560 Speaker 4: What are you talking? I was doing thirty seven and 510 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,680 Speaker 4: thirty five? Come on? Have you ever gone off on 511 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 4: a cop? No? No, I've not. But you know I 512 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,800 Speaker 4: don't knock on wood. I've not been pulled over. 513 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,200 Speaker 8: God. 514 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,720 Speaker 1: I the last time I got pulled over and got 515 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 1: a ticket, I think my daughter was two, because I look, 516 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,480 Speaker 1: I've I got. I got a really good lesson by 517 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 1: an Oregon cop. I was coming over the bridge. 518 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 4: It was the. 519 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: Lewis and Clark Bridge that connects Oregon to Washington, and 520 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,280 Speaker 1: I had to get home right to hit the can 521 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 1: And the speed limit on that bridge is thirty five 522 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: miles an hour, and I was doing seventy five miles 523 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,200 Speaker 1: an hour on that bridge, and I thought to myself, 524 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 1: the only place they can't get me with the speed 525 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: gun is on the bridge. How the hell they going 526 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: to tell how fast I'm going if I'm on the 527 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,760 Speaker 1: bridge right, So I'm doing seventy five, you know, and 528 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: I'm screaming to try to get home and there's a 529 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 1: cop at the base of that bridge and he comes 530 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 1: out right behind me, lights on and I'm done. 531 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,480 Speaker 4: I am done, And he pulled me over. 532 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,120 Speaker 1: He gave me the whole lecture about you know, I'm 533 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,239 Speaker 1: speeding on the bridge and having my daughter in the 534 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,360 Speaker 1: car too, and it was a real and he said 535 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: to me. I said, look, I'm only I'm here for 536 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 1: two weeks. Then we're going back to California. He goes, 537 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,440 Speaker 1: here's what I do. He goes, I'm not going to 538 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 1: give you this ticket because I was based at the 539 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,160 Speaker 1: bottom of that bridge and we couldn't tell how fast 540 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: you were going, but we knew you were going too fast. Yeah, 541 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,399 Speaker 1: but I will tell you this. I'm gonna write your 542 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: name down. 543 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,000 Speaker 8: He was. 544 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,040 Speaker 4: The name is Officer Brown. 545 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 1: I remember that. I'm gonna write your name down in 546 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 1: my black book. If I'm gonna be around for the 547 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: next two weeks, if I see you do anything else, 548 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a ticket for that and for this. 549 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,919 Speaker 4: And I said, you got it, and man, do that. 550 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,239 Speaker 1: But all right, I straightened up my act and I 551 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,200 Speaker 1: since then, I've been driving the speed limit. 552 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 4: Wow. 553 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy, that guy got that guy gave me 554 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: a break and taught me a lesson. 555 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 4: I said, I gotta slow down. I got it. I 556 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,119 Speaker 4: can't keep doing this. 557 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 5: I got pulled over one time for not having a 558 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 5: front license plate. Oh yeah, which it's right. It was 559 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,000 Speaker 5: a long time ago, is I think it was right 560 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,239 Speaker 5: around the time that they first enacted that law. Right, 561 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,480 Speaker 5: and Uh. There was a guy that was behind me. 562 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,640 Speaker 5: It was on surface streets, it was. It was near 563 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 5: the old station near on Wilshirt. Cops pulled me over. 564 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,840 Speaker 5: I was just about getting the freeway and I'm like, 565 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 5: what I did nothing? The guy behind me literally ran 566 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:48,239 Speaker 5: the red light and I said, uh, what's going on? 567 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,920 Speaker 5: And they said, oh, pulled you over because you don't 568 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 5: have a front license plate. 569 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,120 Speaker 2: You were sitting. 570 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 4: I saw you sitting at the intersection. This is what 571 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 4: you got. 572 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,080 Speaker 8: Oh. 573 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 5: I did the whole outfit because because he was already 574 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 5: giving me the ticket at that point, so I. 575 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,560 Speaker 4: Was like, really, you're gonna give me this ticket? You 576 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,399 Speaker 4: guys got nothing better to He got screwed. I did that, 577 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 4: I said. The guy behind me ran the light. I 578 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,359 Speaker 4: got pulled over. Doug Steckler was driving. 579 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,399 Speaker 1: He was driving us both home one day and he 580 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: got pulled over, and the cop comes up to the window, 581 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,320 Speaker 1: and the cop says, do you know why I'm pulling 582 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: you over? And Doug Secler without skipping a becos well, 583 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,480 Speaker 1: evidently I did something you didn't like. 584 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,159 Speaker 4: Yeah. The cop laughed at that. He thought it was 585 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,879 Speaker 4: pretty funny. He goes, yeah, that's true, he goes, I 586 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 4: did this. You did do something I didn't like. 587 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, But but it is when you're young, you're you 588 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 1: get nervous getting pulled over, like you have your papers 589 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,680 Speaker 1: in order, and you know why am I getting pulled over? 590 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: And you know how big a deal is this going 591 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,280 Speaker 1: to be? But as you get older, you get pissed, 592 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 1: you know. But my grandfather got pissed when he got 593 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: pulled over. I got sons up. I pulled me over, but. 594 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:51,880 Speaker 4: Got crazy. 595 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 5: I generally don't get mad or anything that I get 596 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 5: it that time. Whoof man, that was the one time. 597 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 4: That's great. And I only started when he gave it 598 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 4: the ticket. That's great. I waited. 599 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,239 Speaker 5: I was very nice, thinking I'll get a you know, 600 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 5: it's a warning. I figured it was going to be 601 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,240 Speaker 5: a warning. 602 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 1: No take what it costs? Do you remember now? A 603 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: few hundred? I think really yeah, and it was obviously 604 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 1: it was a fix it. Oh yeah, you're gonna had 605 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: to prove a DMV and the whole run. 606 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 9: Yeah, you're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from 607 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 9: KFI AM six forty. 608 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 4: Some reason, these june bugs keep getting coming in the house. 609 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys deal with this. 610 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 1: I get these big ass june bugs coming in the house, 611 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,840 Speaker 1: and because they don't bite or sting, I don't kill them. 612 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,080 Speaker 1: My policy in my house as if a bug comes 613 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,040 Speaker 1: in and it can sting me or bite me, it's 614 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,080 Speaker 1: lights out. 615 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 4: It's over. So spiders, bees, wasps, I don't deal with it. Done. 616 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,360 Speaker 1: But if I see a june bug, I catch it, 617 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 1: or or a cricket, I catch it and I throw 618 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: it out in the yard. I squeeze it very lightly 619 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: in a paper towel, and I walk it outside. And 620 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,920 Speaker 1: I always say the same thing to the bug as 621 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 1: I release it. Tell the world, tell them to stay 622 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 1: the f out of my house. No go tell the 623 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 1: world that I SACRIMI saved your life. And I wonder 624 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,040 Speaker 1: if that happens. I wonder if a june bug, when 625 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 1: he's inside the house he can't get out. He can't 626 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: get through those American vision windows. I wonder if he 627 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 1: and I capture him in a paper towel. I think 628 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: he came through the chimney. I wonder if he goes 629 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 1: out in the world and goes, God Almighty, what a 630 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: story I got. I was in that house for three 631 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,760 Speaker 1: days and they were chasing me. I was flying around 632 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,360 Speaker 1: and there's one cat with some kind of big, huge 633 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,160 Speaker 1: paper caught me and he squeezed me. Not hard enough 634 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,960 Speaker 1: to kill me, but he squeezed me fell kind of good, 635 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 1: and he threw me out of that house. I wonder 636 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 1: if they'd tell other bugs about their experience. He probably 637 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,480 Speaker 1: tells his family when he gets home. Yeah, right, you're 638 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 1: not gonna believe what happened to me today, right, And 639 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,320 Speaker 1: then you know, and then the uncle's like, oh, let 640 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: me tell me guess paper towel thrown out of on 641 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 1: your ass, right right? 642 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 8: No? 643 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,800 Speaker 10: And then the other uncle's like, that happened to me once. 644 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. 645 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: But I wonder if they do like I don't think 646 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: they do, because you know, I when when ants come 647 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 1: into the house, I wipe them out, and I must 648 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: have killed millions of ants in my life, and they 649 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: keep coming in the house. They never learned, Like one 650 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 1: generation after another after another, they never learned that it's 651 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 1: off limits to come into my house. 652 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,000 Speaker 10: Non learners. 653 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're absolutely are. 654 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 10: They're the younger generations and wred never got back to them. 655 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 8: Yeah. 656 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,240 Speaker 1: Or they think they can win, you know, like, ah, 657 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,480 Speaker 1: screw that guy, there's more of us than there are him. 658 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 4: Oh he's got that can. Or they think they're going 659 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,680 Speaker 4: to be the one to beat the story that come 660 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 4: in and survive. Yeah, and they never do. They never learned, 661 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,520 Speaker 4: They never learned. 662 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 1: All right, Angel wanted me to You wanted me to 663 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,320 Speaker 1: give you a taste of me hosting the MTV Awards, 664 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 1: And I you know, I haven't written anything yet, but 665 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,400 Speaker 1: I guess I could do that with the hell, we'll 666 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,560 Speaker 1: just wing it, all right. It's the MTV Award with 667 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,080 Speaker 1: your host, Tim Conway. 668 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 4: Jer MTV d Awards. 669 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:18,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Tim Conway. All right, Thank you very much, 670 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,080 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you very much. 671 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,320 Speaker 4: Thank you were ready, take your seats, thank you very much. 672 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,360 Speaker 8: All right. 673 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,840 Speaker 1: That it is a long introuble, thank you. The paper 674 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: airplane cruising around New York, Thank you very much. All right, Tom, 675 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. 676 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 4: Very much. All right, the MTV Awards. 677 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,880 Speaker 1: You know, I was talking to a climate activist the 678 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 1: other day and I said, Hey, what's your favorite movie? 679 00:32:49,720 --> 00:33:01,320 Speaker 1: And they said, Mad at Gas Cars? Mad at Gas Cars? 680 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: You ever heard about that movie? You know there's a 681 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 1: movie coming out. There's no new ideas. A new movie 682 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,520 Speaker 1: coming out called Constipation actually never came out. 683 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 4: Oh did someone just have something there? Netflix? I see 684 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 4: a lot of the executives from Netflix. Are you nice 685 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,880 Speaker 4: to see you all? The Netflix? Netflix is here? All right? 686 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: Netflix? And I Netflix. I always ask my wife. I go, 687 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: it's not quite there yet. I was asked my wife. 688 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 1: I said, hey, you want to watch a ten hour movie? 689 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,160 Speaker 1: And she said, no way, you gotta be insane. I said, 690 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: how about if I break it up into ten one 691 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: hour episodes and we see them all in one sitting. 692 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:51,880 Speaker 4: She goes, I'm in a lot of people got mad 693 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 4: at the Kardashians. 694 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 8: Oh. 695 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: I like the Kardashians, right, I don't see why so 696 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,760 Speaker 1: many people are getting down on them and have issues 697 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 1: with the Kardashians. It's like it's like comparing it to 698 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,800 Speaker 1: the Lego movie with all the plastic parts moving around. 699 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,520 Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the first Award here Drew 700 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,360 Speaker 1: Barrymore is supposed to be sliding in here, but she bailed, 701 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,360 Speaker 1: so I came in to rescue the ship. The MTV 702 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,759 Speaker 1: Movie and Music Awards very first movie award is going 703 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,600 Speaker 1: to Best Movie by the Way, Avatar, The Way of Water, 704 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 1: Black Panther, Wakanda Forever, Elvis Nope, not my opinion of Elvis, 705 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 1: just another movie named Nope, Scream six or four? 706 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,720 Speaker 4: What's v I six? 707 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:48,920 Speaker 1: Scream six, Smile and Top Gun Maverick. And the winner 708 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: is Ladies and Gentlemen, Top Gun Maverick. 709 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:58,640 Speaker 4: Wow, that's insational. Top Gun Maverick. Everybody, that's a winner? 710 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 4: All right, that's it? 711 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,600 Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, Actually you're pretty good. 712 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,520 Speaker 4: Thank you very much. 713 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:13,120 Speaker 1: I didn't I I probably could have written hanging out 714 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 1: in the lobby. 715 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,600 Speaker 4: I have to work more with Steph Fush on the 716 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:20,240 Speaker 4: laugh track. That was some spicy sauce. 717 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,879 Speaker 10: The MTV Music Awards, though it was. 718 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 1: The It was I put that all together during commercial break. 719 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,480 Speaker 1: Can you imagine if I had like an entire four 720 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 1: hours to put that together? 721 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,560 Speaker 4: Yes, oh man, to. 722 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 10: Submit this audio to the producers, you might have yourself 723 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:41,960 Speaker 10: a gig. 724 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think i'd be feel comfortable walking 725 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,960 Speaker 1: across the picket line. I'd have to be in the 726 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,680 Speaker 1: back of some limma with the tinted windows. 727 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,400 Speaker 10: Okay, we can arrange that. 728 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,440 Speaker 4: Okay, I don't want them to see me and. 729 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,080 Speaker 10: All, yea, well they'll know, you know, well they might. 730 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,959 Speaker 1: I don't know how bright they are, but maybe maybe 731 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 1: they won't be picketing on Sunday night. 732 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 4: Do you think they'll be picketing the awards? Yes, the 733 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,360 Speaker 4: MTV Awards, I think so. 734 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, probably right, And then every celebrity that crosses 735 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,160 Speaker 1: those pickets, that picket line, they're going to be uh, 736 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:20,399 Speaker 1: you know, yelled at. Scab that's what they still call them, right, scabs? Yeah, 737 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,640 Speaker 1: they still call them scabs. I don't think so. I 738 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: want to see how that happens, right in a complete 739 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:32,600 Speaker 1: show that was written, prepared, probably rehearsed, locked off, and 740 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,759 Speaker 1: now they have to change everything. Everything has to be 741 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:40,000 Speaker 1: changed without writers. You have to change everything without writers, 742 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,440 Speaker 1: and you're not going to get most celebrities across the 743 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,040 Speaker 1: picket line. 744 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,320 Speaker 4: So what do you get? What do you get? 745 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,000 Speaker 1: Show us what you got? Show us what you got? Sunday? 746 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,360 Speaker 4: When are the MTV Awards? What time are they on 747 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,279 Speaker 4: MTV this year? 748 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 1: There's another joke a little later on in the second coffee, 749 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,799 Speaker 1: in the second hour. 750 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 4: You'll get that next week, all right, the MTV Awards 751 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,360 Speaker 4: on MTV. 752 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,759 Speaker 1: Well, the CBS also owns MTV, so maybe they'll be 753 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,520 Speaker 1: on CBS. 754 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 4: I don't know. 755 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,960 Speaker 1: We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on 756 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,839 Speaker 1: demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear 757 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 1: us live on KFI AM six forty four to seven 758 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,319 Speaker 1: pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on the 759 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,720 Speaker 1: iHeart Radio app.