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Speaker 2: Just wanted to let you know my name, Jenny, you
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Speaker 2: that maybe that's what AI sounds.
Speaker 1: Like when they so stupid also dumb.
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Speaker 1: right here. It is next on the Dave Ryan Show,
Speaker 1: one on one point three kd W B U.
Speaker 2: Four.
Speaker 1: I love this story and you've probably heard it. There
Speaker 1: was a grandma who ten years ago thought she was
Speaker 1: texting her grandson about Thanksgiving. Well she wasn't. She was
Speaker 1: texting a stranger. And the stranger was like a young
Speaker 1: guy twenty ish or so years old something like that
Speaker 1: named Jamal. Her name is Wanda, and so Jamal looks
Speaker 1: at the text and he's like, I don't know you,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I'd love to come over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: And Wanda's like, well, then you're invited, so they got
Speaker 1: together and they spent Thanksgiving together. And ten years later,
Speaker 1: Jamal and Wanda are still doing this and even Green Giant,
Speaker 1: Minnesota's own jumped into sponsor their Thanksgiving this year. Here
Speaker 1: are Wanda and Jamal talking about their ten Thanksgivings together.
Speaker 1: Check it out.
Speaker 2: If I have the wrong page, I've give me two
Speaker 2: seconds here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just that they've been doing this for a
Speaker 1: long time, and I thought, okay, let's see what they
Speaker 1: say about the tenth time, because you would think they
Speaker 1: maybe give it up. Okay, it's been fun, Wanda, gonna
Speaker 1: go spend time with my own family. But no, not
Speaker 1: this time. I was sending a text to my grandson's
Speaker 1: biting them for Thanksgiving, and.
Speaker 3: I didn't know at the time that one of my
Speaker 3: grandsons had changed his phone number.
Speaker 4: It's like having a mentor in a way, a mentor,
Speaker 4: best friend, a grandma like all in one bucket.
Speaker 1: I call Wanda picks up.
Speaker 4: So I just hope that we are there as long
Speaker 4: as we can be for each other, having each other's
Speaker 4: back through the path of life.
Speaker 5: Oh you know what's sweet is that her hu Wanda's
Speaker 5: husband has passed since then, so the fact that you know,
Speaker 5: even though he's gone, she still has somebody to spend,
Speaker 5: somebody spend Thanksgiving with this, so sweep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that cool?
Speaker 1: I just love that story. It's very touching. A couple
Speaker 1: of other quick ones. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Christmas is less
Speaker 1: than a month away, so something to consider if you're
Speaker 1: doing a turkey trot or anything like that tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: running for a mile burns about one hundred calories for
Speaker 1: the average person. Now that of course depends, but so
Speaker 1: you basically need to run a marathon to burn off
Speaker 1: all the calories that you will consume on Thanksgiving Day,
Speaker 1: because we eat about two thousand calories a day on average,
Speaker 1: but we eat about twenty ninety seven calories at a
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner, so not Thanksgiving Day, but including you know,
Speaker 1: all the sides and the macaroni and cheese and the
Speaker 1: pie with the ice cream and the cool whip on top,
Speaker 1: that's over two thousand calories. So we are eating. And
Speaker 1: that's why most people gain. Not most people, but it's
Speaker 1: common to gain five pounds between now and Christmas.
Speaker 5: Wow, and I am all for yeah, And then I'll
Speaker 5: be all one cookies and then I'm sure all the
Speaker 5: gyms like Snap Fitness and they're just living it up.
Speaker 5: They're like, yes, yes, because then January first is when
Speaker 5: people are like, all right, I gained a gain some
Speaker 5: weight last year, but also between Thanksgiving and Christmas, now
Speaker 5: I gotta go work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go do it. Go join Snap. That's what I did.
Speaker 1: I mean, between Snap and Livia, I am in the
Speaker 1: best shape of my life.
Speaker 2: You are, and I know you do so well with
Speaker 2: Livia and Snap. But Fallon always used to say that
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan in December is her favorite Dave Ryan because
Speaker 2: he's just kind of given up to an extent and
Speaker 2: he's like, that's for good, give me all.
Speaker 1: I remember we had a bunch of frost We had
Speaker 1: a bag full of frosted Chex mix in my office
Speaker 1: one time, and Steve and Fallon were watching me eat
Speaker 1: this frosted Chex mix and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: care all char anymore. Arch don't care. And of course
Speaker 1: I think Steve got his phone out and was recording
Speaker 1: to go Marl car argenal charity war. And by the way,
Speaker 1: turkey trot's have become a popular way to start Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: Day because people go out early for a friendly five
Speaker 1: or ten k before they sit down for the big meal.
Speaker 1: Nineteen percent of all adults overall have done a turkey trot.
Speaker 1: I've done a couple of them. I did one in
Speaker 1: Chan with Carson a couple of years ago. I've been Yeah,
Speaker 1: They're just kind of a fun thing to do, Like
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving morning. You get up, you go out, you get
Speaker 1: your run on, then you feel better about overeating the
Speaker 1: rest of the day. The runs are most popular with
Speaker 1: people in their thirties, and forty seven percent of people
Speaker 1: your age, Jenny, have done a turkey trot, and they
Speaker 1: are most common in the West more than any other region.
Speaker 1: Women are a little less likely to run them. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, and fifty seven percent of adult surveyed
Speaker 1: said they definitely or probably would not want to be
Speaker 1: in a turkey trot. The first one was five miles long.
Speaker 1: Only six people ran in it. It was in Buffalo,
Speaker 1: New York, in eighteen ninety six. I'm amazed that anybody
Speaker 1: kept track of that, and therefore I think it might
Speaker 1: it might be a made up fact, because if only
Speaker 1: people only six people ran in it, obviously nobody cared.
Speaker 1: So I wonder whether that's made up or not, but
Speaker 1: it's fun. We'll be back with Dave's Dirt coming up
Speaker 1: in a second on KDWB to hear what Kate Beckinsale
Speaker 1: did on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, plus more Dave's Dirt
Speaker 1: and things going on this weekend with k d W
Speaker 1: B Emerl.
Speaker 3: Lamber's injury law on KADWB.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to get up tomorrow morning watch the
Speaker 1: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It's three and a half hours
Speaker 1: long and it replays I think it starts at eight
Speaker 1: thirty and no matter what time zone you're in, and
Speaker 1: then it replays I think at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: That time I'm gonna be watching football, so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be watching it again. Isn't the Kennel Club the
Speaker 1: American Kennel Club Championships or something like that. Isn't that
Speaker 1: always on on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Also it happens as well. And then I thought that
Speaker 2: there was one other parade that gets featured or am
Speaker 2: I making that up?
Speaker 4: Mmm?
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody wants to go head to head
Speaker 1: with the Thanksgiving Day Parade, but you might be right.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I do know that Cynthia Arriva was
Speaker 1: gonna be doing She's gonna be singing. They all lip
Speaker 1: sync because they don't want any like audio problems. And
Speaker 1: then also the hunterricks Out is gonna be singing also,
Speaker 1: and Foreigner is gonna be singing, and they just want
Speaker 1: to point out, you know what, if you love classic rock,
Speaker 1: that's great, but this is there are no real there
Speaker 1: are no original members of the original band Foreigner in
Speaker 1: this group. And I just thought that's kind of like
Speaker 1: something that they don't tell you. I mean, you can
Speaker 1: get like five old guys that live in Shockapy and
Speaker 1: get them together and call them Foreigner, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people be like, well, I don't know what any
Speaker 1: of them look like, so hey, great, that's Foreigner.
Speaker 2: Sounds like them. It must be Corner exactly tomorrow for
Speaker 2: halftime performances at the NFL games, post Alone is going
Speaker 2: to be performing at the Kansas City Chiefs versus Dallas game.
Speaker 2: Little John will be performing halftime for the Cincinnati in
Speaker 2: Baltimore game, and then Jack White is the Packers and
Speaker 2: the Lions, which I was like, really, that's who we
Speaker 2: get is the Jack White? Come on, give me a
Speaker 2: little John, give me.
Speaker 1: A little John, I gotcha.
Speaker 5: So we are getting a Christina Aguilera Christmas special and
Speaker 5: she released one of the singles that'll be in it.
Speaker 3: Here is a little clip James Roses and whiskers on
Speaker 3: Kitten Spria, Coup of Kettles and warm.
Speaker 6: Time.
Speaker 3: He's almost two, Dame, I'm glad Christina's Aguilera still got it.
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say that. I don't think much
Speaker 2: has changed about her voice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a holiday concert film that she's dropping. It's
Speaker 5: coming to theaters. Actually, I had no clue. It's called
Speaker 5: Christmas in Paris. It comes out in December. Yeh, there's
Speaker 5: so much to watch. I can't take it, or so
Speaker 5: much it's crazy.
Speaker 1: But we're almost done with the murdab dramatic recreation and
Speaker 1: is just passed the part where the mom and the
Speaker 1: sun gets shot and he's claiming that he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: But man, this family is just the most evil, awful.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of likable people in this family.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. She I wanted to play this for you.
Speaker 1: It's Kate Pekinsale. It is the dumbest story we've had
Speaker 1: on the dirt in a long time. She is actually
Speaker 1: claiming that her daughter's boyfriend lays eggs. And I think
Speaker 1: she's doing it with a straight face. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I'm gonna let you listen. You
Speaker 1: be the judge. She is on with Jimmy Kimmel. Here's
Speaker 1: Kate Peckinsale.
Speaker 2: He laid two eggs in a week.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? He's laid two eggs in a week?
Speaker 7: Well, he said, I've laid an egg, but it had a.
Speaker 2: Shell in a yolk.
Speaker 6: Hold on a second, yeah, and the egg came out
Speaker 6: of his body.
Speaker 7: Yes, he went to the bathroom and then was very
Speaker 7: surprised to find that he had laid an egg. He
Speaker 7: was like, it's got a full shell, it's got a yolk,
Speaker 7: and you know it's the size of it.
Speaker 3: But well, heed it.
Speaker 7: Yes, he crushed it beca it was inside a yolk
Speaker 7: was inside like a hard boiled one too, so it
Speaker 7: just kind of cooked inside him. Well, you know, And
Speaker 7: I said to him, is this some kind of attention
Speaker 7: to seeking?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: You putting eggs up your bottom?
Speaker 1: It's a fair question.
Speaker 7: I think it's quite hard to put an egg up
Speaker 7: your bottom and then get it out whole without injuring
Speaker 7: the egg.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's a scarit.
Speaker 1: You can be on America. It's got talent with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think, on top of it being the most ridiculous
Speaker 2: thing we've heard probably this week, it's the fact that
Speaker 2: she says lay an egg the boy pooped an egg out,
Speaker 2: if that's really what happened.
Speaker 5: She's trying to humanize it when I human has but
Speaker 5: make it sound normal, which is not.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she would even consider it. Be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know last night when I was levitating, because you
Speaker 1: know I can levitate, Well let's see it now. Well
Speaker 1: you know, here's a picture of me levitating. Yeah, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't levitate, why would you. Vaughan had a good
Speaker 1: point there. Somebody on this show, Bailey, who claims that
Speaker 1: she saw unicorn, and she will not walk back from
Speaker 1: that statement. And it's like, Bailey, don't say that you
Speaker 1: saw unicorn because you didn't and it makes you sound silly.
Speaker 1: And I did see a unicorn, okay, Bailey, you did
Speaker 1: not see a unicorn trunk or high as a kite,
Speaker 1: So all right.
Speaker 2: She might be both of those. Sidney Sweeney is spending
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving with her new boo, Scooter Bron. Apparently he's vacation
Speaker 2: at Sydney's home in the Florida Keys. Paparazzi has found
Speaker 2: snap some photos with them splashing around in her backyard pool.
Speaker 2: The two met at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's wedding
Speaker 2: and apparently Scooter has been obsessed with her ever since,
Speaker 2: so now they get to eat turkey together.
Speaker 1: That's cute. Nice.
Speaker 5: I heard that Sidney Sweeney in the new season U
Speaker 5: four is supposed to be an onlyfan star, which is like, okay, oh, okay,
Speaker 5: her character is supposed to be an only fans star.
Speaker 2: That would make sense for her character, But will we
Speaker 2: ever see that season? Who knows? It's been what twenty
Speaker 2: five years since the last season came out something.
Speaker 5: Like that forty forty okay, yeah, not prayers, but I'm
Speaker 5: glad that Benny Blanco's mom is doing all right. She
Speaker 5: got her house broken into on Monday night. She was
Speaker 5: home when it happened, and with two mass of men
Speaker 5: wearing dark clothing broke into her house. She quickly ran upstairs,
Speaker 5: hit in a bathroom and or a bathroom in side
Speaker 5: of a bedroom. And she heard them open a bedroom door.
Speaker 5: So when she peeked out and they saw her, they
Speaker 5: fled the scene. They went through a couple of rooms
Speaker 5: and made off with some valuable property.
Speaker 3: I guess they didn't reveal what, but I'm glad that
Speaker 3: she's doing.
Speaker 5: Okay, now that's good, very scary, Okay.
Speaker 1: Some Turkey Day fun facts. We eat about seven hundred
Speaker 1: and four million pounds of turkey every Thanksgiving. The average
Speaker 1: weight of each turkey is about sixteen pounds. Female turkeys
Speaker 1: don't gobble, but you didn't know this. No, only male
Speaker 1: turkeys make the gobble sound, which is why they're known
Speaker 1: as gobblers. Females and males cackle, per and yelp, depending
Speaker 1: on the situation. It is not turkey that makes you
Speaker 1: tired on Thanksgiving. Yes, we've seen the Seinfeld episode, and
Speaker 1: we've heard the stories that tripp to fan makes you tired.
Speaker 1: But there's not enough in turkey to make you sleepy.
Speaker 1: So what makes you tired? All the sides which are
Speaker 1: full of fat and carbs, not to mention the gen
Speaker 1: and tonic that you've been nursing all day. Jenny didn't
Speaker 1: know this, but there was it you that said you
Speaker 1: didn't know that there is a Butterball hotline that answers
Speaker 1: turkey questions every year? Was it you were Bailey?
Speaker 2: This nous Bailey? But I also didn't know that, So
Speaker 2: I guess we are both the same, is true?
Speaker 1: Get Turkey, you didn't know either. The Turkey Talk Line
Speaker 1: was founded in nineteen eighty one, and people can call
Speaker 1: the Turkey talk it's the Butterball Hotline to ask questions
Speaker 1: like can I let it thaw in my sink full
Speaker 1: of water? How do I know when it's done? How
Speaker 1: what you know? I mean? But a lot of people,
Speaker 1: like your age guys, you don't know because you just
Speaker 1: look it up on the internet. If you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: can I But back before or the Internet, people would
Speaker 1: actually call the Turkey Talk Line and ask questions.
Speaker 3: As dumb as that sounds, it makes sense.
Speaker 5: But when you first said there was a Turkey hot line,
Speaker 5: I thought you just meant like a turkey that like
Speaker 5: a magic eight ball type thing.
Speaker 3: But it's the voice of a turkey, like no, don't
Speaker 3: ask them.
Speaker 2: To the.
Speaker 3: So that makes a little bit more sense.
Speaker 1: Even though you can say on TikTok, all right, there
Speaker 1: is your Dirk brought to you by six to six
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Speaker 1: everybody over to Himer and Lamers, thank you for doing
Speaker 1: your thing for us. We're gonna play winning Song Wednesday
Speaker 1: on kd w u B. Each of us got a song.
Speaker 1: We want you to vote for our song. We'll play
Speaker 1: whatever song gets to three votes. First, here goes song
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 6: This is Dave's song, feel good song.
Speaker 1: Yes, so there's my song. But before you voted six
Speaker 1: five one nine k would you gonna hear song? And
Speaker 1: Jenny's song? Jenny? What song have you got?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: I want what maya case of the X? When you.
Speaker 6: Don't?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: And wow?
Speaker 1: I throw it back a little wild? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: but what do you got?
Speaker 5: I'm also gonna throw it back with the song from
Speaker 5: the one and only Janet Jackson Baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, there are the three songs and you'll call now
Speaker 1: the vote six five, one nine eight nine k w B.
Speaker 1: You can vote for Dave's song or Jenny song or song?
Speaker 1: All right, which one do you want to vote for?
Speaker 1: Let's get to the phones here.
Speaker 2: First up, Hello, you're on Winning Song Wednesday. What's your name?
Speaker 6: Jojo?
Speaker 2: Who you voting for?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Janet and Vaughnay, all right, Von's on the board.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: Who are you voting for today? On Winning Song Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Bond? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Baby, come on?
Speaker 1: Can we go three for three?
Speaker 3: Here we go for thirty? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for your vote. Hi, you're on Winning
Speaker 2: Song Wednesday. What's your name? Raven? Who do you want
Speaker 2: to vote for?
Speaker 1: Bond?
Speaker 3: I mean, wow, come on, I am shocked. This is
Speaker 3: the epitome.
Speaker 2: But Dave, you say yep?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Dave shots five?
Speaker 1: What she said?
Speaker 7: She said?
Speaker 2: Anyone but Dave?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well that's fine. I will tell you you
Speaker 1: bust it out of nowhere. I haven't heard that song
Speaker 1: in a long time. When I heard it, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope that one wins, So let's play it. Janet
Speaker 1: Jackson on Winning Song Wednesday on ktwby the world needed
Speaker 1: that song today. I love that song. That song is
Speaker 1: so different and nowbody plays that song anymore? And that
Speaker 1: was a song on Winning Song Wednesday, unanimous winner. And
Speaker 1: what's it called again? Somebody to call someone to call
Speaker 1: my love? Okay, love that, Thank you, aunt, and thanks
Speaker 1: for all the votes for it. We are coming back
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Speaker 1: the question should couples have complete privacy on anything? Is
Speaker 1: it okay for her to go through his journal? We
Speaker 1: had a lot of talk about coming up in a
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