Speaker 1: Sorry about the weather. Abbot's distracting its You just came
Speaker 1: in hair started ripping sauce. It was hilarious or sauce.
Speaker 1: Sauce is like the hard day. You get home and
Speaker 1: then you kick the dog. Sauce is the dog.
Speaker 2: I just get ripped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about my outfit. Yeah, we all are.
Speaker 2: I think it's your color. Really, it's your eyes. Pop.
Speaker 3: If Max was here, he would say you look like fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, he thinks you look great.
Speaker 1: Hey, can ask you this question. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: these these football cards. You know, I just wonder like,
Speaker 1: why do you think Vikings dot com sells individual cards?
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously to make money, but like how do
Speaker 1: they get them?
Speaker 4: Do they partner with like a Fanatics or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that could be a that could be a
Speaker 1: yeah tops, it's tops. Yeah they are tops.
Speaker 2: Why don't we have fan related trading cards?
Speaker 1: That is a great idea.
Speaker 3: Why don't we do you know how much I would
Speaker 3: pay for a one of one you know what I'm
Speaker 3: going to say, one of one tackle Terry too with
Speaker 3: his fishing stats on the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man bought a one on one mouth guitar guy.
Speaker 5: You'd pay a lot for that.
Speaker 2: Sign me up.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why the the Knae wang Wu rookie
Speaker 1: autograph card is worth more than the Uh let me
Speaker 1: look down here the Nate Burleson autographed card. Nate Burlson's
Speaker 1: a television star.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's great.
Speaker 1: Right, How much do you think of Dante Culpepper or
Speaker 1: where'd you go?
Speaker 2: Where do you go?
Speaker 1: Dante Culpepper nineteen ninety nine black diamond? I guess that's
Speaker 1: his rookie card ninety nine rule. Yeah, yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: autograph though, it's just a it's a just a black diamond.
Speaker 1: Dante Culpeper autographed, a non autographed rookie.
Speaker 5: Card twenty one bucks.
Speaker 1: Well, he's good at this. It's twenty eight dollars. You're
Speaker 1: really good at this.
Speaker 2: I wont't you to go buy stuff?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why don't you do somew Oh.
Speaker 1: It's a good question.
Speaker 2: It's a good question. You mentioned ka wong Wu.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: Is Cana wong Wu still in the NFL?
Speaker 5: Good question?
Speaker 2: Yes? Or no? He was.
Speaker 3: Uh the one and nineteenth overall pick in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: By the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 1: I will say no.
Speaker 2: Then he's a free agent. I will say yes.
Speaker 1: Five years ago.
Speaker 5: You think so he's playing.
Speaker 1: You think so?
Speaker 3: We have two no's and two yes's. In March of
Speaker 3: twenty twenty six, Wong Wu signed a one year, two
Speaker 3: million dollar deal with the New York Jets. Wow, he's
Speaker 3: been with the since twenty twenty four, but he signed
Speaker 3: another one year deal.
Speaker 5: Good for him.
Speaker 1: There are so many cards for so many players that
Speaker 1: that that, you know, for whatever reason, I didn't quite
Speaker 1: get there, you know, But but look check this ound
Speaker 1: like and I don't know. But again, I know it's
Speaker 1: because of the rarity. But who no offense is I
Speaker 1: don't mean to offend. My apologies for offending. A twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one Panini National Treasures Crossover Rookie patch autographed Kellen
Speaker 1: Mond rookie card. Jesus these worth three hundred and sixty bucks?
Speaker 5: What? Wow?
Speaker 3: Do you have to pay three hundred and sixty dollars
Speaker 3: to take it from them?
Speaker 5: Who's paying for that?
Speaker 1: But it must Mike Zimmer, There must be a reason
Speaker 1: that that's the number, You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Man, that's nice.
Speaker 1: It must be very very rare.
Speaker 5: Not minus three sixty like they'll pay you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you, I'm looking at it's three hundred
Speaker 1: sixty bucks.
Speaker 2: What would a Mark rosencafe and card be?
Speaker 7: World?
Speaker 5: One of one, one on one?
Speaker 1: Is there a piece of his crutch?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: At a piece of old knee in there? What's his crush?
Speaker 3: The actual crush or a newspaper box score? It's an
Speaker 3: autographed receipt?
Speaker 5: That would I wouldn't know where to sign.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh Rosie.
Speaker 1: We love you with your kids, but we love him.
Speaker 1: That's why we joke.
Speaker 5: Because we love he must really love Sauce.
Speaker 1: I love him more by.
Speaker 5: You guys hate me. I get it.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: How do I say that?
Speaker 5: Because you do? Yeah, it would be fun? What would
Speaker 5: be I don't know.
Speaker 2: Remember what would be fun? I don't remember what you fan?
Speaker 5: The cards?
Speaker 1: We haven't had a rookie on the fan in forever.
Speaker 2: No, we're with that.
Speaker 1: Parker's a rookie now, yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 5: But he's been around for a while now too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what would PA's card be? Careful?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it. Yeah, I'm the picture of
Speaker 1: him walking his cat, yeah with some.
Speaker 2: With some all right?
Speaker 3: No, hang on, perfect, that's perfect. This is what we
Speaker 3: need the internet to do. If you are listening, have
Speaker 3: AI generate with all of the people on the fan.
Speaker 3: Would would look like if we had trading cards, so
Speaker 3: our names and like you know, upper deck or tops
Speaker 3: or whatever in the corner and then for example Pa
Speaker 3: walking his cat or you know, Rosie getting knee surgery.
Speaker 3: Whatever you want, but show us what you think kfan
Speaker 3: trading cards would look like.
Speaker 2: Will do it right?
Speaker 5: That'd be awesome. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, we're
Speaker 5: power trip bets, but I think he hates us.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 3: Why I saw Power Trip Bets last night tweet that
Speaker 3: they are dedicating an entire quote segment of their show
Speaker 3: this week and the Bets and Quotes podcast.
Speaker 2: To Sauce ripping Brett lake More and Rick Fields.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, remember when he said the only time those
Speaker 3: two guys will ever get in the room with Odre
Speaker 3: and Kelsey is for initials. Essentially, that's the only way
Speaker 3: they can get into a room that's with girls that
Speaker 3: looked that good.
Speaker 1: It was a good line.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why why you're you know, firing bulleted
Speaker 3: Brett and Rick.
Speaker 6: Though, Yeah too good, because I punched down because so
Speaker 6: they're lower than you.
Speaker 3: Because you guys, you see them as is inferior to you.
Speaker 3: I apologize to Brett, but not Rick. I don't have
Speaker 3: Rick's number, And why would I care what Rick thinks
Speaker 3: about me? You didn't make it any better there. You
Speaker 3: don't care what Rick thinks at all. He seemed like
Speaker 3: a super good dude. We all met him, what a
Speaker 3: week and a half ago?
Speaker 2: Nice guy, dominated nice. Sure he hates me?
Speaker 5: Why I don't think he hates me.
Speaker 2: You can't find a Labor card.
Speaker 1: You can't find it, Ben liber card. There's got to
Speaker 1: be Libra cards out there somewhere, of course there are,
Speaker 1: but I can't find one on this site. Zadarius Smith
Speaker 1: is on here. Cameron Antler, Yeah, he was bad.
Speaker 5: He's out of the league.
Speaker 1: I think Keenan Howry. Do you remember Keenan Howry?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: It was a wide receiver on a liber Chargers card.
Speaker 3: There's a a Fleer genuine rookie card five ninety nine
Speaker 3: five dollars in ninety nine cents.
Speaker 2: Or you can get a pre owned.
Speaker 3: Chrome number one seventy pre owned two dollars eighty four cents.
Speaker 2: That's when he was with the Chargers.
Speaker 5: Wow, this one's autograph ten bucks.
Speaker 1: Wait, buy this, I'm gonna get a bunch of cards
Speaker 1: having moutographings.
Speaker 2: First all, how about this.
Speaker 3: The base price on this Chargers card to eighty four.
Speaker 3: The delivery fee is six bucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 3: So the delivery is two times the value of the
Speaker 3: card eight dollars plus eight eighty three total.
Speaker 5: Some would say not worth it.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't pay nine dollars for a liber Chargers card. No,
Speaker 3: that's with shipping. Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: But he's friendly.
Speaker 5: He is friendly, and I love Ben Lieber.
Speaker 2: All right, sauce, this is no bit aside.
Speaker 3: Let's say every member of the fan staff, weekend shows,
Speaker 3: daily shows, all the specialty shows, everybody gets a trading
Speaker 3: card and they're.
Speaker 2: All one of one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't have your own card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Whose do you pick? And why?
Speaker 5: It's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Everybody's asking this, and it's a great question.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't mind, because there could be different reasons.
Speaker 3: You might say I think that one would be the
Speaker 3: most valuable, or you could say, well that's I want
Speaker 3: that person for this reason or that reason. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have to be a financial Whose card do you take
Speaker 3: and why? By the way, it has to be current
Speaker 3: fan members, not former.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because i'd say superstar.
Speaker 1: To make one.
Speaker 5: Which pictures?
Speaker 1: Which one is.
Speaker 2: Gonna Well Tommy wants that one one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would probably be.
Speaker 2: That's someone i'd picked to you still have those pictures.
Speaker 2: That's not the picture we'd use it is?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 2: Which one? And why?
Speaker 5: I don't know if there's a right answer.
Speaker 2: No, there is no right.
Speaker 5: What your gut?
Speaker 2: What is your gut?
Speaker 5: Tell you a lot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to go back to the get on.
Speaker 5: I am on those. Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, need double.
Speaker 2: I hope you can hit doctor. Probably Chris Hockeys. Why signed?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because when he's gone, that something remember him?
Speaker 1: That's right? Yet that's cute.
Speaker 2: So in this scenario, he is definitely gone before you are.
Speaker 1: I might be the first to be gone period.
Speaker 2: I hope not probably be Hawk or Guardsy because I
Speaker 2: love guards.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you guys that.
Speaker 5: Wait, could Pat Kessler be one? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure then Pat Kessler, he's funny, he's great. I want
Speaker 4: to guards Dinah high school tennis card.
Speaker 2: Who would you be? Guys?
Speaker 1: I just I just sent you a picture of one
Speaker 1: of the cards on here that's autograph. I thought, does
Speaker 1: this person know his name?
Speaker 4: Oh my becky e h yah yeah something?
Speaker 2: Why and it's great child? Yeah? Yeah, that doesn't look
Speaker 2: like any of the right lives. Is it a capital?
Speaker 2: Is it a capital G?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 2: But where's the R?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And where to get the h? That looks like he
Speaker 2: just wrote the word behave No, it's it's g G.
Speaker 1: Child's I see it now, there you go, Look at you.
Speaker 2: You just deciphered it.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Where was the Where was Parker.
Speaker 3: Fox when the Zodiac was sending messages to the kidding
Speaker 3: San Francisco Chronicle or whatever.
Speaker 5: The hell the name of that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where were you?
Speaker 3: Where were you in the seventies, seventies, seventies, I think
Speaker 3: sixties or seventies. Chris was Zodiac sixties or seventies. I
Speaker 3: was elsewhere?
Speaker 1: You were in a different body, different form.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good movie.
Speaker 5: It's so great.
Speaker 9: Hecky, I uh I did the chat thing with the
Speaker 9: playing card?
Speaker 1: Do you have them?
Speaker 5: And it's it's great?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 1: Can we see him on stream?
Speaker 5: Yard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's watch right now.
Speaker 2: Let me pull this thing up.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is that? Look at this?
Speaker 5: I don't scroll through the yet.
Speaker 1: Let me see these okay, wish I looked like that.
Speaker 5: Hang on, there's an ad here hold on rock Star?
Speaker 1: And why is sauce covered and ketchup?
Speaker 2: I mean that's on brand?
Speaker 5: Jesus.
Speaker 1: Look at Paul Allen, he wishes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach, look at you.
Speaker 5: I like the best looking of video by a mile.
Speaker 1: You do you?
Speaker 5: I saw Kevin James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you very much are Kevin James. I don't
Speaker 1: look I look a little like me. I would say,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that looks a little.
Speaker 2: You look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Speaker 1: Don't I look like that in real life?
Speaker 5: Looks like you would really like that? I would. I would, yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: you'd have.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is like the bottom three, right,
Speaker 3: Zach Elberson, Paul Allen, and Dan Cole. Those three look
Speaker 3: like they might be sports talk radio guys, or like
Speaker 3: weekend sports talk radio guys. The three of us, Cory,
Speaker 3: Chris and Paul all look like we have podcasts in
Speaker 3: the manu sphere.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: We definitely are descendants of Joe Rogan. You can just feel.
Speaker 3: It, right, look at our faces, especially Chris Chris. Chris
Speaker 3: has done kill Tony six times, right, sure? Even killed
Speaker 3: Tony was offended by the things. He said, God.
Speaker 2: Keep going, and Cole looks like my uncle Peter. Of
Speaker 2: course he does. No my other uncle pet.
Speaker 10: He wants, oh my god, look at Max. Max is
Speaker 10: a white dude. Wait where are they?
Speaker 5: We're watching it.
Speaker 2: It might be a slight amy playing cards.
Speaker 5: Max, he's a wild card.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 2: Max looks like Deuce.
Speaker 1: Ryan Donaldson still works there.
Speaker 2: Max looks exactly like Deuce. Yeah, the mix between Duce
Speaker 2: and J. J.
Speaker 5: McCarty.
Speaker 1: Know what would have been fun is to take the
Speaker 1: name Look at Ron Johnson's cake. You know it been
Speaker 1: fun is if we tried to match which person, Like
Speaker 1: if you said these people is Max Fuller.
Speaker 2: I don't think they got it right, not even.
Speaker 1: Brett's The Brett looks good in this one. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: don't say nice things about it.
Speaker 2: Kind of looks like a rod.
Speaker 1: Why is the cake boss?
Speaker 3: Why do they think Tommy Olsen is an old guy
Speaker 3: with a bucket hat that plays poker?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is the only showing one card?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The other one's a wild That makes no sense?
Speaker 5: Like, let's do more of these because the Yeah doesn't
Speaker 5: look good on him.
Speaker 1: Just like Nordo and Bar looks as down on the
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tommy is definitely on a few lists.
Speaker 1: Look at Charge, poor old bastard.
Speaker 2: What follow? Why is justin guard holding a massive Swiss army.
Speaker 1: Why is he only a Swiss army night?
Speaker 2: Because you can do it all Swiss army knight. Okay,
Speaker 2: yeah he is, well, Pat.
Speaker 1: He's going to command. Life is better at the pond.
Speaker 1: So they think beyond the pond is about it's about. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Brandon in the zone now, good for that looks a
Speaker 1: little like Tenna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul, CHARGEI wants to sell you a reverse mortgage.
Speaker 1: There's cowgirl.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Look at the jawline on Pat Mcalletty in this ninety
Speaker 3: eight pond cred Oh oh, look at him.
Speaker 1: Well you're gonna I mean that's a good looking man.
Speaker 2: Man, Hey, I's.
Speaker 3: Weird yep, for sure, my dad, Yeah, none of us
Speaker 3: look like these pictures, like not even close.
Speaker 1: You didn't give it any more information. You just said,
Speaker 1: make make baseball cards for the prompt?
Speaker 5: Can he generate trading cards for all the cafe and staff?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 3: And uh, they definitely know the shows that were on
Speaker 3: the like the thing that we might be known for.
Speaker 3: Then the spelling of the names are correct, But the
Speaker 3: faces are not even close, and the races are wrong.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that is the way. I mean, they missed.
Speaker 3: They missed it all right, headlines on the powers you
Speaker 3: wanted your returns after this on the fan more information.
Speaker 1: About he's doing different yards the back of the Power Trip,
Speaker 1: in the back of the Kafan cards, and then he
Speaker 1: did some alternate ones. And the one of Sauce looks
Speaker 1: like Lawyer Lambert and I finally conceived a child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, long overdue, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it. We just can't afford it right now.
Speaker 5: Actually, this one or in.
Speaker 1: The right hand corner right there in kash Watch right now,
Speaker 1: that looks like Lawyer Lambert and I consues a child.
Speaker 5: It absolutely does.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: We really should try, he and I. I mean we've
Speaker 1: been trying.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, right here this one and this.
Speaker 1: One bottom left hand corner is just a picture that's
Speaker 1: from last weekend. And Corey, you look like the guy
Speaker 1: who plays Captain America Chris Evans.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, m.
Speaker 1: And you got chips in your hand, so this can be.
Speaker 2: Real poker ships. That's not what my sources says.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these are people tweeted these and then there's this one.
Speaker 1: Look me being Larry the cable guy.
Speaker 9: Your patience is eleven, your vocal range is eighty eight,
Speaker 9: and your initials mastery ninety five.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, Well we've seen a couple of weeks when you
Speaker 3: square off in the semis against Sauce and Belinda Jensen
Speaker 3: and Glenn.
Speaker 2: You can do it.
Speaker 5: Hawk.
Speaker 9: Your signature move is perfectly timed inappropriate sound bite drops.
Speaker 1: That's right. What about Corey's signature move.
Speaker 9: Dry pre break, insult and then insult again.
Speaker 3: So but not dry and not before the break, just
Speaker 3: whenever I feel it's appropriate.
Speaker 2: That's dead on.
Speaker 5: Your vegas affinity is eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's way higher than that.
Speaker 5: Sauce is us. What means signature yeeling brilliant at max volume?
Speaker 1: What about yours?
Speaker 5: Heavy on her saia Apparently that is your signature move.
Speaker 2: It knows your bit.
Speaker 9: Eh, it's for bullying eighty five.
Speaker 1: I mean that's got to be so Sauce is best.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Well he's got volume level ninety nine, vocabulary mastery eighteen.
Speaker 1: Consumption ninety seven.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the line.
Speaker 2: Confidence four person sucks. That person is your AI over lord.
Speaker 5: Whoever made that?
Speaker 3: Can you be careful geez, your tolerance for bullying is
Speaker 3: lowering necklace every day.
Speaker 1: I do. I love that necklace I'm wearing in that picture.
Speaker 1: I'd like to have that.
Speaker 5: That flannel looks good on you too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Larry the Cable Guy. Look though it is
Speaker 1: just I don't like it, but that that does look
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. That looks like me.
Speaker 5: Co host Slash the rock Star.
Speaker 1: Ah, you're the general.
Speaker 5: Corey.
Speaker 1: Sauce is the wild card and Zach is the punching bag.
Speaker 2: All right, so it's close.
Speaker 3: Hey, I would say Sauce is the punching bag, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the wild card punching bag.
Speaker 12: No, I mean no, he's the best dressed. Hope you
Speaker 12: guys Okay, I forgot presented by this.
Speaker 1: Around we get it done? Can we do it?
Speaker 3: Alright, Sauce, thanks to all wrong Sauce. I want no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I want you to go back to the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brush your teeth, push it too.
Speaker 5: What could you want?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want you to go back to
Speaker 3: the nineteen nineties, and I want you to look around
Speaker 3: uh Minnetaka High School and think of all the kids
Speaker 3: that are listening to tool right, and look at.
Speaker 5: Them and go, oh boy, these guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a bunch of weirdos, right, yep.
Speaker 3: And now we've talked, yeah, we've talked so many times
Speaker 3: about how the Tool kids were right, we were wrong, right,
Speaker 3: that's not that's not what this is about.
Speaker 5: Yes, but now cold I should have worn a different outfit.
Speaker 5: I get it. Shut the hell off.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go home and change perfect. Yeah, I have massive.
Speaker 1: And i'd also like to see your tops.
Speaker 2: I drip some nice teeth. Okay, good shape.
Speaker 5: I hate you guys.
Speaker 3: So now think about think about the first time how
Speaker 3: about this, Think about the first time you fell in
Speaker 3: love with the band Tool, which was when when Anima
Speaker 3: came out like ninety seven or after that. Jesus, that
Speaker 3: looks so small. And we're gonna get to the tool store.
Speaker 3: Here we go, we'll get the helmet. I'm gonna read
Speaker 3: a sentence to you that I want you to think
Speaker 3: about Tool thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: Calm down, Zach, Tool thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: Ready, Maynard James Kean from Tool is opening a sushi
Speaker 3: restaurant in old Town Cottonwood, Arizona.
Speaker 2: Uh isn't that nuts?
Speaker 3: I know he's got a winery now, he's got a
Speaker 3: sushi restaurant. Can you imagine the band that we all
Speaker 3: thought of in the nineties is now wheeling and dealing
Speaker 3: with now he wants to get off camera? How the
Speaker 3: camera moves? Now you can't hide perfect Now he's in
Speaker 3: your studio. There's the camera there too.
Speaker 1: Don't get over here, Jugsy, I'm alturned one okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: motor Mike, Mike must wants the motor boats.
Speaker 2: Motorboat.
Speaker 1: I'd also like to see her topless. I didn't know
Speaker 1: it's so cold in that studio though. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Tool, it's Zacho's favorite degrees in here. Nice it's a
Speaker 2: little warm.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that is too good.
Speaker 2: Put that on a trading card. Tool, No, that was
Speaker 2: the end of the story.
Speaker 3: Is I just can't believe he's like he's opening a
Speaker 3: sushi restaurant, which he has every right to do.
Speaker 2: It's just strange.
Speaker 1: Look m hyeah. Yeah, you're being seen on the camera
Speaker 1: from that camera in that.
Speaker 2: Studio, Queen Bee sushi. Just's just crazy. It's so cool though.
Speaker 2: Good for him.
Speaker 3: He's he's an entrepreneur. He's he's a wheeler and a dealer.
Speaker 3: It's just a yeah, winery. He's into a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of things. Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2: You can like whatever he likes.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Just can't believe it's the same guy.
Speaker 1: Does he do?
Speaker 6: Bras?
Speaker 5: Oh? Why are you guys so mean to me? I
Speaker 5: wore the outfit I.
Speaker 1: Was asking about it about browsers?
Speaker 5: Yeahs just insane?
Speaker 2: All right, you can come back in.
Speaker 1: He's right, Dan Visas. It looks like you're about to
Speaker 1: drop a few bars in the studio.
Speaker 5: It does.
Speaker 1: Are you guys watching Kim that comes as watch because
Speaker 1: it looks like you're about to go like this, give
Speaker 1: me one of these with your hand like.
Speaker 5: This dropping those? Yeah, oh you farted.
Speaker 3: Tom Holland is set to make over one hundred million
Speaker 3: dollars for the latest Spider Man movie.
Speaker 5: Good for him, man.
Speaker 3: He took a twenty million dollars salary, but he also
Speaker 3: gets a percentage of the profits. And of course it's
Speaker 3: already over two billion dollars, so they are saying one
Speaker 3: hundred plus million for Tom Holland.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: According to sources, he made two hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars for his first appearance a Spider Man in Captain
Speaker 3: America's Civil War. He made about five hundred thousand for
Speaker 3: Spider Man Homecoming. I can't believe he only made that much.
Speaker 3: That's insane. Four million dollars for Spider Man Far from Home,
Speaker 3: ten million for Spider Man No Way Home, and now
Speaker 3: this one twenty million for the movie way more on
Speaker 3: the back end, so over one hundred million dollars total.
Speaker 3: They're saying he's basically the new Robert Downey Junior, because
Speaker 3: Robert Downey Junior made five hundred thousand for the first
Speaker 3: Iron Man and got fifty million dollars by the time
Speaker 3: Ironman three ye rolled around, and Robert Downey Junior ultimately
Speaker 3: me ultimately made about one hundred million dollars from the
Speaker 3: last two Avengers movies, Infinity War and Endgame.
Speaker 6: And I think he's gonna get like eighty million to
Speaker 6: play Doctor Doom.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Why I should have been a famous actor?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You should?
Speaker 2: The hell was I thinking?
Speaker 1: Go back to that camera. It does look like you're
Speaker 1: about to throw some some vocals do out on the
Speaker 1: latest Journey hit.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like it.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to practice anymore. I'm going home.
Speaker 2: Why because I look like a freak show.
Speaker 6: This point out all my flaws. I'm sorry, I have
Speaker 6: big jugs. I'm sorry the shirt at five am.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can tell you I really heard the feelings.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2: I can't help it.
Speaker 5: Look like a melted candle.
Speaker 1: You don't you look great?
Speaker 5: No, I look like a.
Speaker 2: Bucket of ice cream out in the sun. What else
Speaker 2: do you look exactly like?
Speaker 5: Grimace? He jumped on.
Speaker 1: I can with What else is it exactly like? I
Speaker 1: think you look great.
Speaker 5: I don't I look terrible?
Speaker 1: You don't look look at you look how good you look?
Speaker 1: In fact, I can tell you this. I don't think
Speaker 1: you've ever looked better than right now.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 8: I feel like on the edge of your rims came true. Papa,
Speaker 8: you have Yeah.
Speaker 6: I hope it hurts every time you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 6: I hope you scream in pain every time you take
Speaker 6: a whiz. I hope every time you wipe you scream
Speaker 6: and you see something you should like what. I hope
Speaker 6: your toilet paper looks like kool aid every time you wipe.
Speaker 6: I hope you have to wipe, never ending. You never have,
Speaker 6: you never stop wiping. There is every pair under where
Speaker 6: you have looks like something exploded in it.
Speaker 2: Sure, What else do you hope.
Speaker 5: I hope you.
Speaker 1: I hope that. I hope that your memory guns. I'm
Speaker 1: milking there up.
Speaker 5: There, he's got pump. It's not his fall. Didn't have
Speaker 5: time to pump. Very commercial.
Speaker 1: You look great, Paul.
Speaker 2: Would you like me to move on?
Speaker 6: I hope you're You're for itches for eternity, even from dead. Yeah,
Speaker 6: when you're in hell, all you do is get.
Speaker 5: Just too good.
Speaker 1: I think you look great.
Speaker 6: If you have spiders crawl out of your privates. M look, hey, look,
Speaker 6: I'm pitching for that baseball team on the TV.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh tug boat.
Speaker 3: A woman let her eleven year old drive to her
Speaker 3: to seven eleven, but then the kid pushed the wrong
Speaker 3: pedal and crashed into a concrete barrier.
Speaker 2: Hey, I mean.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Sauce had to pixel loud Sauce as boobies because
Speaker 1: he was getting complaints from the SEC.
Speaker 5: I had to pixelate my sure.
Speaker 1: Zach had to pixelate them. Yeah, that's what I'm little
Speaker 1: boy drives that ain't right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't do that good at that?
Speaker 1: He ready for you?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: A parking company in New Zealand has apologized to a
Speaker 3: woman after she received a parking ticket for staying too
Speaker 3: long in a supermarket parking lot. The reason why they
Speaker 3: had to apologize is it was a day that she
Speaker 3: had temporarily died but then was revived. But they gave
Speaker 3: her a ticket because she was in the parking.
Speaker 2: Lot too long. That well, that's odd.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how it's their fault. They
Speaker 3: don't know what everybody's doing right the cars there, they
Speaker 3: just Yeah, man, what do you do before you write
Speaker 3: a ticket? You're supposed to ask them how their day's been. Sure,
Speaker 3: airfare is up twenty six percent since last summer, but
Speaker 3: the New York Post claims that you can save money
Speaker 3: and get a deal or too if you purchase tickets
Speaker 3: specifically through three cities Denver, New Orleans, and Orlando. Okay, fine,
Speaker 3: but like, what does that have to do with like
Speaker 3: all right, like Minneapolis to Vegas? Yeah, am I supposed
Speaker 3: to fly through Denver, New Orleans and Orlando just to
Speaker 3: save money?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, and every time you have to get off the plane,
Speaker 1: there's a real good chance that you're playing next one's
Speaker 1: gonna be delayed, man, that's the that's the only problem.
Speaker 1: Without layovers, it sucks to have to pay more for
Speaker 1: a straight through flight. But you got to if you
Speaker 1: want to, if you really got to get somewhere, you
Speaker 1: almost have to fly Nonstone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, well, said a woman.
Speaker 2: In Kentucky woke up.
Speaker 3: A woman in Kentucky woke up to discover that a
Speaker 3: bear had wandered into her house through an open door,
Speaker 3: and the bear was eating her leftover. KFC, why were
Speaker 3: you there, Zach oh trying to change the target.
Speaker 5: No, we don't make fun of Zach. We only make
Speaker 5: fun of me. We don't make fun of anybody else.
Speaker 5: Anybody else gets made fun of.
Speaker 2: It's mean, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got that right.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong.
Speaker 5: I hate all of you.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't, though I should.
Speaker 5: No, you don't, Parker.
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with cheese whiz?
Speaker 3: There are twenty seven ingredients listen on the side of
Speaker 3: a can of cheese whiz or any of the milk.
Speaker 3: What is not one of those twenty seven milk? You're
Speaker 3: very close.
Speaker 2: Cheez cheez.
Speaker 5: Doesn't cheese come from milk? Sure?
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, cheese is not one of the twenty seven
Speaker 3: ingredients listed on the side of a can of cheese whiz?
Speaker 2: Gross?
Speaker 3: All right, now, everybody try this one of thus.
Speaker 2: I hope you didn't read this.
Speaker 3: Until nineteen ninety nine, the UK had a ban on
Speaker 3: a specific weapon, and they even cut a scene from
Speaker 3: a nineteen ninety one sequel showing some character using this weapon.
Speaker 3: What weapon was banned in the UK until nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 3: and they removed a scene from.
Speaker 2: A nineteen ninety one sequel with a character using this weapon?
Speaker 7: Anybody I think they know a gun?
Speaker 5: I'm a chety No.
Speaker 6: Uh, brass knuckles no, uh nun.
Speaker 3: Chucks nailed it, teenage mutant Ninja Turtles too. The Secret
Speaker 3: of the Ooze had a scene with nunchucks with the
Speaker 3: turtles and they took it out.
Speaker 5: Great film.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I ever saw the second one.
Speaker 5: Oh it's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw the first one forty nine times.
Speaker 5: Same Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I saw the second one.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Was I missing anything but the Secret of the US.
Speaker 3: Maybe I did see it and just don't remember it. Uh.
Speaker 3: Today on Apple episode three of ted Lasso. If you're
Speaker 3: still watching that, let's go. A nineteen year old student
Speaker 3: at Indiana University Christopher Ye. His name is Jackson Han
Speaker 3: and he was arrested on Sunday. He was at an
Speaker 3: Applebee's and he was getting pretty tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't blame him.
Speaker 3: They hadn't brought out his food, and he was like,
Speaker 3: what's taking so long? This is Applebee's. He said he
Speaker 3: was hungry, tired, and upset that he had not gotten
Speaker 3: his food yet. But what he did is he went
Speaker 3: to Instagram and he said if his food didn't come
Speaker 3: out soon, he was going to bomb the Applebee's. That's
Speaker 3: a well meta slash Facebook. But Instagram meta flagged it
Speaker 3: and then forwarded it to the authorities, and the FBI
Speaker 3: National Threat Operations Center called the local authorities, who evacuated
Speaker 3: the restaurant and closed it for the night while they
Speaker 3: searched the place.
Speaker 2: Of course, there was no bomb. It was just an idiot.
Speaker 3: However, he didn't just get a slap on the wrist,
Speaker 3: because even though it's sense that he was just kidding,
Speaker 3: everybody listening knows he was just kidding. He's facing one
Speaker 3: count of felony intimidation, which can carry up to nearly
Speaker 3: three years in prison. Jeez, that's a hard lesson to
Speaker 3: learn when you're nineteen that you can't say, if I
Speaker 3: don't get my case, I d.
Speaker 2: As I'm going to bomb this Applebee's can't do that.
Speaker 5: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: So he did it, and he's learning the hard way
Speaker 3: that he might be in legitimate trouble despite everyone knowing
Speaker 3: he was just kidding.
Speaker 2: But actions have consequences.
Speaker 1: Not let's say stuff like that.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I want to see if anybody knows this, and if
Speaker 3: you do, if you if you're one hundred percent sure,
Speaker 3: then I want you to be honest and then let
Speaker 3: everybody else guest first. But if you're not sure, feel
Speaker 3: free to fire away. Today would have been the birthday
Speaker 3: of a guy born in nineteen thirty one, Willy Shoemaker.
Speaker 3: Do you know what Willy's Shoemaker did at a legendary?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, Chris does? Does anybody else?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Then see if anybody else can guess this is sports related?
Speaker 3: Willie Shoemaker is a legendary what or was? Because he
Speaker 3: died in two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: I'm supprised you don't remember this. He he's not the
Speaker 1: biggest names.
Speaker 5: I thought he was will sports relatedt sports related?
Speaker 3: Willy Shoemaker one of the all time greats at what
Speaker 3: he did?
Speaker 5: Broadcaster? Oh did he make a aired Jordan's or something.
Speaker 2: Nope, very clever. He's not an actual shoemaker.
Speaker 3: This is sports related, as in, he participated in a sports.
Speaker 2: Our driver is nope.
Speaker 5: Baseball nope. I have no idea. I got no idea.
Speaker 5: I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2: Well, let's let's go logically here, sauce.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, does this sound like a baseball player you've
Speaker 3: heard of?
Speaker 2: Basketball?
Speaker 5: Nope?
Speaker 2: Football, no, hockey? No?
Speaker 3: Right, So it's not the major for what would he be?
Speaker 3: Potentially the best stacks, but yet you've never heard of him?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: So is it a golfer? No tennis player?
Speaker 5: Just a cricket Paul noe?
Speaker 2: He a jockey. He was a jockey.
Speaker 1: Jockey.
Speaker 2: I wrote it down, Willie shoemaker, legendary.
Speaker 1: Jockey, A huge guy like six'.
Speaker 5: Nine. Nice was he? Really, yeah six nine jockey that
Speaker 5: he was four? Eleven it was he. Really that's my
Speaker 5: sister's height and my.
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Speaker 2: Teens.
Speaker 5: Nice that'll be.
Speaker 3: GOOD i give it four and a half seconds before
Speaker 3: it is infiltrated by.
Speaker 2: Predators.
Speaker 3: Yeah Penn state fraternity pledges were forced to cut and
Speaker 3: package cocaine for a drug. Ring for this that was
Speaker 3: run out of two off campus frat. Houses they're calling
Speaker 3: the Guy Pablo. Pledgedkebar it's so good and the photos
Speaker 3: are hilarious because it's just this nerdy looking dork and you're,
Speaker 3: like that guy's a cocaine.
Speaker 5: Kingpin, yeah there's always one on campus. Somewhere that's WHAT
Speaker 5: i will.
Speaker 3: KNOW i just will never understand like fraternity as or.
Speaker 3: Sororities AND i know a lot of people that are
Speaker 3: listening were in it and it's not anything, nefarious but
Speaker 3: some of them are and some of them. AREN'T i get,
Speaker 3: it BUT i just can't imagine the logic.
Speaker 2: Of, like all, right It's Pledge.
Speaker 3: Week you're, like oh, God i'm gonna have to do
Speaker 3: some stuff THAT i don't really want to have to
Speaker 3: do to be part of this. Fraternity AND i, know
Speaker 3: AND i, know some of the hazing stuff from back
Speaker 3: in the day is mostly phased, out mostly because a
Speaker 3: lot of it's.
Speaker 2: Illegal now you see.
Speaker 4: The video That iowa, campus all those kids are standing
Speaker 4: in the, Basement.
Speaker 3: It definitely still, happens but it has to be more
Speaker 3: secretive because you can get in huge trouble for. It
Speaker 3: BUT i just can't imagine you're At Penn state and you're,
Speaker 3: like all, right we're, pledging and then they're, like all,
Speaker 3: right see this giant pile of. Cocaine it's. Real you're
Speaker 3: gonna cut. It we're going to package it up because
Speaker 3: the two of us are running this cocaine. Ring but
Speaker 3: if you want to be a part of this, fraternity
Speaker 3: you're gonna cut and packages.
Speaker 5: Cocaine and no one's saying. Anything wasn't. Pressure that's.
Speaker 4: Insane, yeah that is how does it? Work it's not.
Speaker 4: Cool don't do. That you can say, no it's really cute.
Speaker 1: Too, OH i don't think it.
Speaker 3: Is today would have been the birthday Of Matthew Perry
Speaker 3: chandler bing.
Speaker 2: Sixties how old Would Matthew perry have been?
Speaker 4: Today Sixty, yeah let's not bag guess sixty, four sixty, two.
Speaker 5: Let's hear.
Speaker 9: It yea in his late twenties in the. Nineties so,
Speaker 9: YEAH i would say fifty.
Speaker 2: Seven nailed.
Speaker 3: It, oh would have been fifty seven. Today he died
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Three oh wow. Wow, yeah we have a we have.
Speaker 3: All Four seinfeld characters or actors still. Alive we have
Speaker 3: five out of the six friends still with their. Guards
Speaker 3: that's you, know thirty thirty plus years. Old both of
Speaker 3: them thirty plus years.
Speaker 5: Old mike And molly are still.
Speaker 1: Here what?
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Speaker 2: Men those are two sexy. Men well said that we
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Speaker 2: WOW i wish, wow they were.
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Speaker 3: Of tiffany ambertheisin from the movie's Movie Ladies, man AND
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Speaker 3: ten she's only gotten. Prettier she's just an absolute smoke.
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Speaker 3: What who was your generation's equivalent like a teen? Show
Speaker 3: was it like A Debbie, ryan The Well Miley fox And?
Speaker 2: Transformers? Okay but what About, yeah but she was also
Speaker 2: just a good.
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Speaker 3: a teen show like, Say by The? BELL i CAN'T
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Speaker 2: JESSE i guess that'd probably be One Zoe zoe won
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Speaker 2: this is so you guys had a.
Speaker 3: Handful we had a much smaller number of shows like.
Speaker 3: That we all just watched save by The.
Speaker 5: Bell, Yeah zack And cody zach.
Speaker 2: Me so Hardy rose that got? Weird Not zack And Cody.
Speaker 2: Rosie that might be the only one that knows.
Speaker 3: This But Debbie ryan From Jesse, Right, yes is married
Speaker 3: to a famous, musician.
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Speaker 2: twenty One.
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Speaker 11: rose gonna. Settle you gotta take a deep.
Speaker 5: Breath. Roads daddy's enjoying, them we, Know.
Speaker 2: Rosie he said, that, yeah oh you don't know that
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Speaker 6: two lady are they like getting after? It, sure and
Speaker 6: he was with his. Daughter oh, really and he said
Speaker 6: you might not know, this but daddy's enjoying. This, oh
Speaker 6: that's my favorite.
Speaker 3: One today's also the birthday Of Fat, joe who turns fifty.
Speaker 2: Six my birthdays In september and.
Speaker 4: My, Mother happy, birthday momme.
Speaker 5: On, Hey i'm a fucku hell, yeah well.
Speaker 2: Done your son's a nice.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: Oh, thanks big week for The fox, family then big Will,
Speaker 3: Yeah Parker, week best of luck, man, congrats you guys
Speaker 3: are both. Awesome thanks. Guys you guys both are making good.
Speaker 3: Choices And i'll be off for.
Speaker 2: Our honeymoon So i'll miss you. Guys but so you
Speaker 2: guys are going To toma and The. Dells, yeah we're
Speaker 2: doing The. Dells we're Doing Lake. Geneva sauce's. Recommendation, man
Speaker 2: you guys are living it. Up it'll be.
Speaker 3: Good, congratulations have the best week end ever and have
Speaker 3: the best couple of. Weeks we'll see in a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks when you're a married man and you're off the.
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