Speaker 1: Wanted you to work. I was invited over Saturday night
Speaker 1: to Chelsea and I were to a friend's house to
Speaker 1: watch fireworks. Their lake has fireworks, and so they invited
Speaker 1: us to come over and they're having a party. And
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool because you know, they'll feed you
Speaker 1: and stuff, and then at ten o'clock or ten oh one,
Speaker 1: the lake will shoot fireworks off. And they've got a
Speaker 1: really nice view from where they are where you can
Speaker 1: see all the fireworks. It's that time of the year.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love fireworks. I love going I do.
Speaker 1: I love fireworks when they go. Not like the Detroit fireworks.
Speaker 1: I don't like the Detroit fireworks. And let me tell
Speaker 1: you why. They blow off too many of them, too fast,
Speaker 1: and it's like a grand finale the whole time. I
Speaker 1: want to see like individuals like weeping Will. I like
Speaker 1: to see like this. I like to look at the
Speaker 1: fireworks and see the shapes and see the things going on, color, sparkle.
Speaker 1: The fireworks that I saw on the Detroit fireworks it
Speaker 1: just looked like and I ran bombing, you know, war
Speaker 1: or something. You know, you're never happy. I'm happy at
Speaker 1: this fireworks that I'm going to this weekend or am
Speaker 1: I let me it's fine. So we were invited over
Speaker 1: to their house and got a call from them. Isn't
Speaker 1: that yesterday? It was the day before, and they asked
Speaker 1: me if I would make a playlist for the fireworks. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: can you do me a favorite? Can you make? Because
Speaker 1: they everybody automatically assumes we're in radio, we got music access, right,
Speaker 1: I get the same access you do Apple Music or
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio. Actually I use the Apple Music probably for
Speaker 1: this playlist. Okay, so they want me to make a playlist.
Speaker 1: I thought that they were done with that at that moment.
Speaker 1: Then I get the we are. We're not going to
Speaker 1: have a DJ. We're just going to have a big
Speaker 1: sound system set up and we're going to have a
Speaker 1: mic with the sound system. We got a friend of
Speaker 1: ours who has like a DJ service do this, And
Speaker 1: they said, would you also mind hosting the fireworks? And
Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean by hosting the fireworks?
Speaker 1: They said, well, we'd like you to get on the
Speaker 1: mic a few times to make some announcements, and then
Speaker 1: we would like when the fireworks are ready to go
Speaker 1: off at ten o'clock, we'd like you to get on
Speaker 1: the microphone and then get everybody all hyped up for
Speaker 1: the things. I'm like, wait a second, one of my
Speaker 1: keV knows this is what am I doing? We always
Speaker 1: going on here, Piston fan from across to be like
Speaker 1: cass Lake Piston's fans from a great state of me
Speaker 1: shegan as Mason would.
Speaker 2: Say, are you doing it?
Speaker 1: Or what did you say? I said to him, I go, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, great, no problem. I hung up phone. I said, Chelsea, go,
Speaker 1: we're not going to the party on Saturday. I said,
Speaker 1: come up with some idea or reason why we don't
Speaker 1: have to go to the party. I actually said to her,
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, We're not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go hang out with all of our other
Speaker 1: friends who are going to another fireworks, you know party.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I don't want to go. First off,
Speaker 1: when I go to a party, and I'm sure you
Speaker 1: feel the same way all you guys do. Kevin probably
Speaker 1: loves it though, when friends say, hey, will you do
Speaker 1: some stuff because you like you like the center of attach. Nah,
Speaker 1: I'm always in an auk score regardless like where I'm at.
Speaker 1: So like making a playlist and playing music I'm probably
Speaker 1: going to do dead already. I like this. I like
Speaker 1: to be at the party and be Tom. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be Mojo.
Speaker 3: Ye. This just happened to me and I said, yes, so, Kelly,
Speaker 3: if you're listening, I'm not upset. I'm so happy to
Speaker 3: do this for you. But one of my best friends
Speaker 3: is getting married in December, and I was just with
Speaker 3: her and she said, I don't want to hire a videographer.
Speaker 3: It's so expensive. I know you make these really cool
Speaker 3: TikTok videos. Do you mind if I have you report
Speaker 3: and do a recap? And I'm like, it takes a
Speaker 3: long time to do that, but like, of course it's her.
Speaker 2: Wedding, it's gonna you're gonna do a fabulous show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we get asked I don't know if you guys do
Speaker 2: I know I do more joining you just to DJ
Speaker 2: things all the time, and I'm like, I'm not a DJ.
Speaker 2: I don't like I have zero to do with the
Speaker 2: music played on this zero.
Speaker 1: We are on this radio station. We have radio personality.
Speaker 2: But like I got invited to a wedding and same
Speaker 2: thing asked for if I would make the playlist, and
Speaker 2: if you know, they didn't have a DJ, So can
Speaker 2: you just make sure that everything's going right with the playlist.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to enjoy myself at your wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am a person that and I never thought
Speaker 1: about the whole photography thing that Anna was just talking
Speaker 1: about with the videography. I bet your photographers get asked
Speaker 1: all the time to take pictures of stuff. I bet
Speaker 1: your mechanics get asked all the time. When you look
Speaker 1: at my car, something's got a doctor in the fans,
Speaker 1: I feel doctor Matt, I'm so sorry. He's a dermatologist.
Speaker 2: He has gotten every photo of a rash of bull
Speaker 2: a screenful pimple.
Speaker 1: What is this okay? Here is that I want to
Speaker 1: know what is your job that you have and have
Speaker 1: people overstep their bounds asking you to do things with
Speaker 1: your job because I don't want to be the I
Speaker 1: don't mind making the playlist. Like I actually think I
Speaker 1: have a fireworks playlist from I feel like we made
Speaker 1: one one year on the as a show.
Speaker 2: I think we did, probably because remember didn't we share
Speaker 2: it online because we were like Channel four does a
Speaker 2: terrible job with the fireworks, So we're going to make
Speaker 2: one and just play ours and put your TV on mute.
Speaker 1: Remember we did that? Yeah, Well it's funny because Tony
Speaker 1: Trovado sent me a note the other day and he goes,
Speaker 1: is it time for the annual I Hate channel for
Speaker 1: US Fireworks music? Yeah? I got, I got a playlist
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 2: Share your playlist with them and tell them to push
Speaker 2: play or shuffle.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got to Katie Katie Perry in there,
Speaker 1: I've got I want to dance with somebody. Party in
Speaker 1: the USA, Miley to somebody.
Speaker 3: Where'd that come from?
Speaker 1: Because you want party songs? Yeah, you want party songs
Speaker 1: in there? America from Neil Diamond Fireworks into America. Jake
Speaker 1: has fireworks. He has a song called Fireworks. And Alicia
Speaker 1: Keys what about living in America? James Brown a America? Veronica?
Speaker 1: What's up? Veronica?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good? Veronica. Would you like to go with
Speaker 1: me to a party this weekend and be the photographer?
Speaker 1: I understand you're photographer?
Speaker 5: Yes I am.
Speaker 1: Do you get asked?
Speaker 5: I tell you how many times?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Any family event, any friends event, I mean they see
Speaker 5: the camera and they go, oh perfect, how can we
Speaker 5: work this in for a couple hours?
Speaker 1: Have you ever told them that your cameras OK.
Speaker 5: No, I usually just say I don't feel well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. We were at we were at an
Speaker 1: event from Michigan Medicine not that long ago, and they
Speaker 1: had a photographer there and I asked them to take
Speaker 1: a picture with my camera. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: you ever get this because photographers they you guys only
Speaker 1: like to use your camera. You don't like to use
Speaker 1: iPhones for stuff. And this guy got so salty when
Speaker 1: I asked him, Hey, can you I would like one
Speaker 1: for right now, And the guy got really mad at me.
Speaker 1: It was like crazy, But.
Speaker 5: How many I'm I'll say, I'm a Cannon snow Like
Speaker 5: all of my cameras, all of my equipment is straight
Speaker 5: from Cannon. And I one time worked with another photographer
Speaker 5: who shot I'm a wedding photographer and she's second shot
Speaker 5: with me using Nikon and it's a lot of it
Speaker 5: is like editing differences in the software. I know how
Speaker 5: there she it was my bar. I mean, I asked
Speaker 5: her to do with me.
Speaker 1: How many times have your friends had babies and you
Speaker 1: had to do baby pictures of those little bras?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like everything I mean, I love what
Speaker 5: I do, but it just comes to the point when
Speaker 5: they start asking you for favors.
Speaker 7: And you have to you have to.
Speaker 5: I don't have a strong fold in my body when
Speaker 5: it comes to friends. So I was like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 5: do this for you, but when you're a business part
Speaker 5: you really have to see in Paul and put all
Speaker 5: your cthes on the ground.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put all my
Speaker 1: toes in the ground. What's update, Desia.
Speaker 7: Yes, Hi, my name is Daisies. I'm a makeup artist
Speaker 7: and I've been doing makeup for probably like eleven years.
Speaker 7: So for every friends who got married, every baby shower,
Speaker 7: every Miami trip in college, I always had to do
Speaker 7: with everybody's makeup. And that will be the.
Speaker 8: Last one to get married.
Speaker 9: I mean I'm married.
Speaker 7: I would be the last one to get myself ready.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 1: Oh I could see that. Yeah. So this was they
Speaker 1: all want it for free?
Speaker 7: Yes, they all wanted And it was like before we
Speaker 7: went to spring Breaking College, I sent by a mask
Speaker 7: text message and I tell everybody like, listen, we're gonna
Speaker 7: have to do Everyone's gonna have to do their makeup themselves.
Speaker 7: And they were they were, they were upset. They that's
Speaker 7: what the girls they know how to do their makeup
Speaker 7: now because I was able to tease them, so they are.
Speaker 7: They all do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good friend. Do you think strippers get
Speaker 1: asked for free dances from friends? Absolutely not absolutely. If
Speaker 1: you're an entertainer, do you hey when you entertain at
Speaker 1: my party? What's going on? Tiffany? Hello?
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning crew. So unfortunately with this call, I
Speaker 4: can't reveal my true name, but I will say first time,
Speaker 4: long time. So listen, you're brighten up our.
Speaker 9: Day every day. But here's the story for you.
Speaker 4: You want a profession that everybody asks about, I'll tell
Speaker 4: you it's customs border patrol. I always get Hey, you'll
Speaker 4: remember me when I crossed, won't you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I sure will. For the Hey, what can I bring
Speaker 4: back that duty and tax free that I don't have
Speaker 4: to pay on?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Let me share all those little.
Speaker 4: Because I don't really need my job.
Speaker 1: Although although I got to tell you though, I'm intrigued
Speaker 1: by jobs like yours, Like I wouldn't ask you to
Speaker 1: do things for me, but I'd love to hear your story.
Speaker 1: You fine, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well I think it's one of the one of the
Speaker 4: jobs that's actually legal. And uh is I'm going to
Speaker 4: go to work today and I'm probably going to see
Speaker 4: someone naked.
Speaker 1: Is what is the craziest thing you've seen?
Speaker 4: Oh listen, little boy, I can't share.
Speaker 1: That with you. There a nothing little about Kevin except
Speaker 1: for except for his stomach. Lately he's gotten skinny. Kevin
Speaker 1: looks good boy? What's going on? Jay?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 8: So in my family, only my technology expertise makes me
Speaker 8: the it guy. Like my younger sister once broke her
Speaker 8: Nintendo switch controller, like the thing that slides into the
Speaker 8: switch broke off and I had to fix that for her.
Speaker 1: Oh wow question.
Speaker 8: And then like at school, whenever kids like can't figure
Speaker 8: out what to do with their chromebooks, I'm the one
Speaker 8: who helps them with.
Speaker 1: That for sure. Wow. Yeah. By the way, you sound
Speaker 1: like that, you sound like a computer guy. You sound
Speaker 1: like you got Yeah. You know. It's like if I
Speaker 1: called like the you know, helpline, this would be who
Speaker 1: I would talk to. I would talk to Jay on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 8: Thanks also, first time long time.
Speaker 4: Line.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jay for the call. We got marked the mechanic
Speaker 1: on the phone here. How many cars have you had
Speaker 1: to fix a friends.
Speaker 6: I had to stop at it three when you're when
Speaker 6: you're a mechanic, you know I and I I'm a mechanic,
Speaker 6: and I saw me do it. I went to tech school,
Speaker 6: bought the tools and the licenses. You know, I'm a
Speaker 6: union mechanic. So it didn't happen by accident. And uh,
Speaker 6: you know, a friend of mine came by in a
Speaker 6: vehicle and I'm being charitable. Look, I've jumped nicer vehicles
Speaker 6: than what they rolled up. And they wanted up and said,
Speaker 6: can you do an inspection on this because I'm going
Speaker 6: to go do some Uber And I said, no, boboo,
Speaker 6: we're not doing Uber with this, and we are not that.
Speaker 6: Ain't this and this ain't that baby, And I mean
Speaker 6: there was evidence that fires had occurred with significant components
Speaker 6: like breaks and the alternator. Just but the whole thing
Speaker 6: is when people find out that you're a mechanic in
Speaker 6: the neighborhood, A lot of times they'll come by, You've
Speaker 6: never seen them before. They've got some strange repair that's
Speaker 6: usually a setup. They usually got a real quote from
Speaker 6: an actual mechanic shop and found out that you know,
Speaker 6: maybe I can just ask Mark down the street. He
Speaker 6: might hook me up. No, no, he won't.
Speaker 1: And how do you say, Mark, you have a radio voice.
Speaker 6: I love all these for a long time. I was
Speaker 6: in radio for a long time, absolutely, you know.
Speaker 1: And this is what radio people do when they get
Speaker 1: fired from radio, they go become mechanics. I might be
Speaker 1: joining you, I understand. The company might be calling today.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 6: I should tell you. I left the insurance business, got
Speaker 6: into radio, and now I work for the City of Detroit.
Speaker 6: So you can do the math on that one. I'm
Speaker 6: in it for the detention, baby, But thanks for the compliment.
Speaker 6: I have a face.
Speaker 1: Where do these callers come back? What is going on?
Speaker 1: Let me go to Ginger here for a second. Ginger,
Speaker 1: are you there?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey Ginger? What is your job that people always ask
Speaker 1: you to do?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 9: I'm a massage therapist and.
Speaker 1: Everybody just wants to massage and they want it right now.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 8: I'm in the middle of a party.
Speaker 4: I'll just take here, work at my neck.
Speaker 1: I would take advantage. Would you like to be Shannon's friend?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Ja says that everybody opens up their mouth
Speaker 1: and wants her to look inside. Is that right? Jess,
Speaker 1: what do you do?
Speaker 4: Yes, I used to work in dental, and I actually
Speaker 4: was an administration.
Speaker 8: But when people hear that you work in dental, they're like, they.
Speaker 5: Open their mouth.
Speaker 8: I'll be at a restaurant, is this infected?
Speaker 9: And they open up their mouth and it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: To oh my god, that's horrible. Brittany, what do you do?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 9: My full time job is a cleaner, like I clean,
Speaker 9: But my side hustle is an ordained minister.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 9: I get asked all the time my friends and family.
Speaker 9: I I've done one of my friends like whole family's weddings,
Speaker 9: and I'm doing one more in September.
Speaker 1: Must you charge? I've always wandered this because I'm ordained too,
Speaker 1: and Channing, I know you are. We and cav we
Speaker 1: should make some money? What next? Thirty seconds?
Speaker 9: I didn't. I did not charge any of my friends,
Speaker 9: but I probably should have because now I do get
Speaker 9: taken advantage because nobody pays me. We never even have
Speaker 9: a conversation.
Speaker 1: About money they wanted for free. You know what I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: I get paid, you know, from clients all the time
Speaker 1: that invite me out like plant fitness, you know, will
Speaker 1: pay me to, you know, make an appearance or two
Speaker 1: or things. Yeah, I should charge my friends and a parents.
Speaker 8: You know what.
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what I'm gonna do. My friends that
Speaker 1: are having this party on Saturday. You're going to get
Speaker 1: a phone call from Angel to Desco. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to pay a little advertising talent fee for that. All right.
Speaker 1: What better way to celebrate America's birthday than blowing up
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Speaker 8: We join in the mornings Dirty on the thirty.
Speaker 1: All right, Shannon, coming up here in a second. We're
Speaker 1: gonna find