WEBVTT - 8am Hour - If The Neighbors Can Hear...

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<v Speaker 1>Two confessions. Yes on, Katie WB what are we planning

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<v Speaker 1>for confessions? It's wild tickets tickets Monday Night. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say, it's Monday Night versus the New Jersey Devils.

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<v Speaker 1>We got your tickets for you. If you want to go,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to call in with a confession. We will

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<v Speaker 1>disguise your voice so nobody will know what you sound like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will make your voice sound a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>like I want to say this right here, Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenny oh Hi, it's time for me to confess all

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<v Speaker 2>of my sins of twenty twenty six so far, no sin, No.

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<v Speaker 1>Sins yet, No sin.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Your voice will be disguised so nobody will know it's you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you will get you know, you gotta go juicy.

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<v Speaker 1>The better your confession. Remember, you're competing against other people

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<v Speaker 1>who want to win those wild tickets. And but there's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of rules. No, I dented my mom's car

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<v Speaker 1>and she never found out it was me. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>stole my dad's car and he never found out that

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<v Speaker 1>it was me that wrecked his car. And No, there

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<v Speaker 1>was another one that Vaughan said. No, it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing like super illegal, because then we got to turn in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I shot him man named Reno, just to watch

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<v Speaker 1>him die.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it was to do that. We don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to do that. Well, we're waiting for phone calls to

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<v Speaker 4>come in.

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<v Speaker 3>Dave.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a question for you, because I notice that

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<v Speaker 2>you and Vaught oftentimes randomly you'll go to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time. And obviously I know on men's

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<v Speaker 2>bathrooms you guys have urinals, and it's so strange to

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<v Speaker 2>me to think that you're standing next to a coworker

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<v Speaker 2>and you could just peek over a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Took about that all the time. Do you really you

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<v Speaker 4>can see your male co workers?

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<v Speaker 1>Not true. No, there's a there's a barrier. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>little wall. Oh yeah, go in and look sometime nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you some time. I'll make sure nobody's in there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Between the urinals there's a tall urinal and a short urinal,

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<v Speaker 1>which I always thought was funny. And then there's a Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a wall mounted, you know, kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>stall thing, so you really can there's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of privacy in there. But every not every bathroom has that,

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<v Speaker 1>not everyone is.

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<v Speaker 5>It's still weird though, because like like I could go

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<v Speaker 5>into the bathroom when Jenny's also in the bathroom, but

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<v Speaker 5>we have like stalls between us. But when you're when

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<v Speaker 5>you're peeing, and all there is is this like half wall,

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<v Speaker 5>you can look in the eyes of the man next

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<v Speaker 5>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you just don't know if you if you. Some

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<v Speaker 1>people don't start a conversation with the urinal because they

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<v Speaker 1>find it very uncomfortable, and other people have no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really have a problem, depending on who it is. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how is your weekend? Oh good? What'd you guys? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you look? You don't look at each other, You look ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>or you look down. You actually sometimes you look down

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<v Speaker 1>at what you're doing. But yeah, that. But there are

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<v Speaker 1>urinals where there is no barricade. The worst are at

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<v Speaker 1>a stadium, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I don't know urinals stadiums.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if it is US Bank Stadium

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<v Speaker 1>or if it's Huntington Stadium or but some are just

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<v Speaker 1>a trough on the floor. Else, your mixes with everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else's p and you stand up next to somebody else,

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<v Speaker 1>and when it's crowded, there's a line shoulder to shoulder

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<v Speaker 1>to shoulder, and you'll get up there and it's your turn.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes you get shy bladder because there's a guy

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<v Speaker 1>standing like four inches from your shoulder and there he

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<v Speaker 1>is a giant, powerful stream. He's got a very healthy prostate.

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<v Speaker 1>And then here's me with a trickle trickle trickle, with

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<v Speaker 1>a very swollen in large prostate. He's the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a great rate.

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<v Speaker 5>But gosh, you know, this also makes me think of

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<v Speaker 5>two Like when you can overhear like a man using

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<v Speaker 5>the bathroom, it's the loudest thing you've ever heard in

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<v Speaker 5>your life. Got to help, it did because they're so

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<v Speaker 5>far away, and so it's like whacking the side of

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<v Speaker 5>the bowl or whatever. Just like, so imagine there's two

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<v Speaker 5>dudes standing at a urinal, both p and and one

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<v Speaker 5>of them is trying to talk to the other one,

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<v Speaker 5>but they got to talk over the peak.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're missing you're missing everything. No, you're only hearing

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<v Speaker 1>guys pee into a toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Water, when you pee into a urinal, it's almost no water.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no water in a urinal. It's pretty much silent. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The mysteries of urine oals. Wow, that women don't know about.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. Well, I'm happy to hear that there's a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a wall divider business. Peen together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're still it's not weird at all. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only weird for the guys who make it weird.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been doing it since you were in kindergarten. Nobody cares. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're still looking for confessions. We've got some. We can

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<v Speaker 1>always use some more. Remember you're playing for wild tickets

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<v Speaker 1>at six five, one, nine, eight nine KTBB. Let's do

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<v Speaker 1>your confessions and see what's on your mind. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to first. One is church confessions. I won't say your name,

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<v Speaker 1>your voice is disguised. Tell me your church confession. Go ahead, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's you. Hello, Let's try this line. Try that, try out,

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, try it again. Wait, hold on, try it again.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, there you go. So when I was in first

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<v Speaker 6>or second grade, I went to Christian School and for

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<v Speaker 6>a math lesson, we were challenging the offering and I

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<v Speaker 6>stole some quarters from the.

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<v Speaker 7>Offering, but not for some money, but because I wanted

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<v Speaker 7>them for the quarter collection that was really popular in

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<v Speaker 7>the early two.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand the states on the back. How many how many

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<v Speaker 1>quarters did you steal?

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<v Speaker 6>I stole like one or two and The stupid thing

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<v Speaker 6>was is.

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<v Speaker 5>They weren't even the ones I needed.

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<v Speaker 7>I forgot what states I needed.

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<v Speaker 1>I already have seven of Utah. Wow, okay, that is adorable.

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<v Speaker 1>Please hold, let's go to lawn mower confession. Okay, lawnmower confession,

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<v Speaker 1>you're up next. Let's hear your story.

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<v Speaker 8>So I used to work at a long hair company

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<v Speaker 8>and at a huge customers property.

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<v Speaker 5>I backed into a vehicle and put the gous into it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you were working for your company damage like

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<v Speaker 2>the client's vehicle and then jet it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was probably a dollar car.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did anyone did that client like ever report it

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<v Speaker 2>to the company and then they had talked to you

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 7>I've never heard about it, and even at my new job.

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<v Speaker 8>I still wear that company's platter.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good one. Confessions for wild tickets. Let's try this.

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<v Speaker 1>One has to do with a porta potty. Let's hear

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<v Speaker 1>your porta potty confession on KATIEWB.

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<v Speaker 8>So, my freshman year of college, when I was at

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<v Speaker 8>a bar a couple of Francs, I needed to ride

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<v Speaker 8>home and so to get money from you, But I

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<v Speaker 8>actually licked the toilet sea I have a porter body

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<v Speaker 8>for fifteen bucks and.

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<v Speaker 4>Ride home and half a pack of gum.

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<v Speaker 2>Here was why what you couldn't have figured out any

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<v Speaker 2>other way to get yourself a cab?

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<v Speaker 8>I was pretty far from home.

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<v Speaker 9>You were?

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<v Speaker 1>You were far from home? So you licked? Where on

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<v Speaker 1>the porta potty did you lick? Sir?

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<v Speaker 5>I went right on the rim?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good one. Confessions for now. The phones are loaded up.

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<v Speaker 1>Confessions for wild tickets. Let's go to Thanksgiving Confession. You're

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<v Speaker 1>up next. What's your confession?

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<v Speaker 6>So my grandfriend I were in charge of cooking the.

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<v Speaker 7>Turkey for Thanksgiving this year, and when he went to

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<v Speaker 7>go take it out.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the oven for the last check, it fell out.

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<v Speaker 7>Of the roaster and went sliding across the entire kitchen.

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<v Speaker 6>Floor, and we just picked it up and.

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<v Speaker 7>Put it back in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, yeah, what else can you do? I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 1>what people don't know won't.

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<v Speaker 4>Hurt of Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you're flipping burgers and you flip a

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<v Speaker 1>burger lands on the floor, you point to it and

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<v Speaker 1>you go, that's Bailey's, that's mine. Bailey won't know a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of more. Let's see what we got here for

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<v Speaker 1>confessions I'm gonna save the spicy one for next because

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<v Speaker 1>we do have a spicy one. This one is about

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. Tell me about your dog. Confession for wild tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got? Hello? A dog in a fence? Does

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<v Speaker 1>that help you more?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 7>So a couple of years ago I agree to let

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<v Speaker 7>my husband get this little dog. Well, ever since I

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<v Speaker 7>cannot stand the dog. So our sense is broken, and

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<v Speaker 7>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>It's broken, but my husband does not.

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<v Speaker 7>And every day I hope that this little dog runs

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<v Speaker 7>out this open gears because I just can't stand this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad for the little dog, but I sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes dogs are not the best that you want them

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<v Speaker 1>to be.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it. It's funny that the dog just hasn't

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<v Speaker 4>escaped yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog. I'm not that dumb. I'm not going anywhere. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be a homeless dog. All right, Here we

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<v Speaker 1>go with the last one. Three three three three is

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<v Speaker 1>the keyword here. Let's hear your confession.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so I with three men in one day, and

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<v Speaker 6>none of them ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Found out you fleppt with? Is that what you said?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you in a relationship with any of them?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I was in a relationship with a different one.

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<v Speaker 2>So several so separate occasions for each or was this

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<v Speaker 2>all like one communal thing?

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<v Speaker 8>Separate occasions?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she said, none of them ever found out about

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<v Speaker 1>each other. What did you like one? How did let's

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<v Speaker 1>approach the first one? Tell me the story about the

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<v Speaker 1>first ones? You meet him in his house or behind

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<v Speaker 1>the bus depot or where did this happen?

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<v Speaker 6>Met online online, he'd some fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, met online, went to his house then yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two on.

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<v Speaker 6>The way home from that house, messaged another guy and

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<v Speaker 6>went to his house.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and guy number three.

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<v Speaker 6>I had a date later that night with them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that was the pre plant a.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did one just like not get you what you wanted,

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<v Speaker 2>So you just like kept going down the line till

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<v Speaker 2>you found what you wanted.

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<v Speaker 6>That's exactly it's the first two did not do it,

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<v Speaker 6>so number three did.

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<v Speaker 2>Locking Number three, you're gonna blame me for that, except

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<v Speaker 2>for the fact that it sounds like you were in

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<v Speaker 2>a relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>So I will blame you a little bit for that.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're not here to judge, Jane. We're not judging anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I always wondered about, Like you know, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>reasons that I don't hire hookers online is that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them come into my house, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? And I don't want to go to their house.

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<v Speaker 1>What did they kill me?

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<v Speaker 9>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say I meet some guy and he's on Craig's

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<v Speaker 1>List and you know, him seeking m or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go to his house and he turns out to

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<v Speaker 1>be a creep. What does should I worry about that?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'd be fine if they came to your house,

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<v Speaker 2>because honestly, where I live, no, because no, let me

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<v Speaker 2>just present it a different way. You're moving, you have

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<v Speaker 2>way too much crap. Maybe you want a hooker to

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<v Speaker 2>come over to steal some of your crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I've got an old ex sitting there. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>stop screwing around, you guys. We have confessions. We have

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who stole quarters from the basket at church because

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to do collectible quarters. We've got somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>bought back to lawnmower into an expensive car. A woman

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<v Speaker 1>who dropped a turkey on Thanksgiving, served it anyway. A

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<v Speaker 1>guy who licked a porta potty seat for fifteen dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>A woman who hopes her husband's dog will run away,

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<v Speaker 1>so she broke the fence. The dog is not run away.

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<v Speaker 1>And then our last contestant who slept with three guys

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<v Speaker 1>in one day while she was in a relationship. Okay, anybody, anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I have my top winner because it just reminds me

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<v Speaker 2>something stupid my friend's been doing Wisconsin. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>with the porta potty liquor.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, porta potty liquor. You guys, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he did risk something and I'm glad he

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<v Speaker 4>got home safely. Yeah, so that's nice, Dave, I got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go with the woman and the three guys in one day.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the spiciest confession. The rest of them are

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<v Speaker 1>are very cute. I mean, the quarter one is very cute,

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<v Speaker 1>the dog one is, the toilet seat, the turkey, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all cute. But the balls you just one is the

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<v Speaker 1>three guys in one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we have vanta side between that and the porta

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<v Speaker 2>potty one?

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<v Speaker 4>No, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>Majority rules, So you guys chose porta potty Yeah, Okay, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go. That person is going to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Wild Game.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be thrilled. Yes, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't go lick in the urinals now at Grand Casino

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<v Speaker 2>Arena to get home?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, fine, find yourself some money ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 1>What does it pay?

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<v Speaker 4>What does it pay?

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<v Speaker 1>Confessions? We got more wild tickets for you tomorrow on

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<v Speaker 1>kd WB. Right now, it is your friend Vont stirring

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<v Speaker 1>the pod font what's on your mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 10>We need to leave macha in twenty twenty five. I'm

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<v Speaker 10>so sick of people that say that they like mancha.

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<v Speaker 10>It's just watered down grass milk is what it tastes

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<v Speaker 10>like to me. I don't mind macha.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 4>People that drink macha just do it so they way

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<v Speaker 4>they can say that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true. I love tea every every day I

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<v Speaker 1>treat in the afternoon as some sort of a tea.

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<v Speaker 1>I love tea. Shout out tea, so shout out missus

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly's tea. And I love Macha. It is very full

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<v Speaker 1>of caffeine. You can have about one maybe two cups

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<v Speaker 1>of macha. But I do it the right way. I

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<v Speaker 1>got it because we were in Japan, because we're world travelers.

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<v Speaker 1>Accord into Japan and parts of Montana.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>So you get a little bowl and a whisk and

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<v Speaker 1>you stir it in a figure eight shape and it's

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<v Speaker 1>so good and rich. It tastes a little grassy. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get machya with ginger in it. I don't drink

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<v Speaker 1>it to like brag to anybody, but maybe I should.

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<v Speaker 5>It does make you. You do feel better drinking it

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<v Speaker 5>because it's green.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I have a a I'm gonna add to that, right,

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<v Speaker 10>another green thing that I think we should leve in

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<v Speaker 10>twenty twenty five. Really, this is flavors, pickles, anything, pickle, pickles, juice.

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<v Speaker 4>Pickled pizza, all that jazz. Leave that in twenty twenty five. Man, No,

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<v Speaker 4>pickles will never die. They're so good. I must be

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<v Speaker 4>out here. Raw dog in a pickle? Why yes, why

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<v Speaker 4>would you roll dog a pickle? Any pickle?

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<v Speaker 1>Pot belly the other day and got our door dash

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, do you want to pickle? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>giant giant pickle? Thank god it was you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was cut into four pieces because I couldn't get my

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<v Speaker 1>mouth around it. Susan was able to, which was quite impressive. Pickles, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pickles were They're not going away. Yeah, pickles, Macha. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to think of other flavors that we should leave.

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<v Speaker 1>In twenty twenty five, we're gonna go around the room

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<v Speaker 1>baiby olives Yoh yeah, well it's not like a flavor.

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<v Speaker 4>Trying to like olives.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that. I will back you up. And

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<v Speaker 2>the other thing I would say is anything with Sabbi flavored.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I don't like. It's weird to me. It

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<v Speaker 4>tastes like tar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so weird, okay, and really nothing you know what else?

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<v Speaker 4>I think, what do you think to buy chocolate?

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<v Speaker 10>Because I don't think it's really as boozy as people

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<v Speaker 10>make it seem. I think it's just it became like

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<v Speaker 10>a big thing this past year, and I think just

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<v Speaker 10>because the name Dubai is in front of it, people

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<v Speaker 10>are like, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to try do buy chocolate. Ooh, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard of that until the person I'm seeing

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<v Speaker 2>his like nephew, wanted some like Dubai chocolate for Christmas,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that literally chocolate for like?

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<v Speaker 4>You can get it, like you can get what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Garadelli is? Yeah, I feel like it's chocolate that has

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<v Speaker 4>macha in the middle. Yeah, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, both of them, order me some baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I will top tapa tapa tappen.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of them going to the now. You have the

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<v Speaker 1>palate of a ten year old kid. No, you like

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<v Speaker 1>chicken tenders. Chicken tenders? You like French fry. I love

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry wafers. And that's really I mean, that's that's really it.

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<v Speaker 4>What flavors do you think we should leave?

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<v Speaker 10>In twenty twenty five, people are texting me saying I

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<v Speaker 10>need to be fired for going after pickles.

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<v Speaker 4>I will stand on pickles before.

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<v Speaker 10>I will drink macha and do bui chocolate before I

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<v Speaker 10>ever come close to a pickle.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a tea party over at my house and

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<v Speaker 1>have all y'all over the house and make you a macha. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>make you some echy Carabani tea.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I actually have a bubble tea? Please? A bubble milk?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you make Thai milk tea?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh pro?

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<v Speaker 4>That's why?

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<v Speaker 1>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>H no, thank you. We'll be right back on, Katie

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<v Speaker 1>w B. I gotta this is an experience that we

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<v Speaker 1>believe every woman has had, and this is somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>is experiencing this right now, and she wants confirmation. Has

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<v Speaker 1>every woman had this experience? We're gonna find out. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to hear what she's gonna tell you coming up

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<v Speaker 1>next on Katie w B Stay here Ran TV. We

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<v Speaker 1>got somebody on the phone here is gonna. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this story is really interesting. I don't really relate to

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<v Speaker 1>it myself, but she's saying that I think all women

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<v Speaker 1>have this experience in common. And you guys are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to tell me as you're listening to the show, Maya,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning. Hello, Oh I gotta push some buttons. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I give me a second?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Ready? Yeah, button ready? Okay, there we go. We're back

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<v Speaker 1>in action. Hi, Mayahi, tell me your story about what

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<v Speaker 1>is it you think that all women have this in common?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the what's the story?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>So I just moved into my first apartment.

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<v Speaker 6>Congratulations and thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>And so I also have a newer boyfriend and I

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<v Speaker 9>had him over to hang out, and you know, you

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<v Speaker 9>know we you know all this. So the first time

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<v Speaker 9>that we hooked up my headboard was something against the

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<v Speaker 9>wall that happened. Obviously, I was wow. I was super

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<v Speaker 9>embarrassed about it. Right, So for the next time I

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<v Speaker 9>had moved my bed out to avoid that, but now

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<v Speaker 9>my bed started to squeak, like really, really really.

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<v Speaker 1>Show me to do an impression of how your bed

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<v Speaker 1>sounds mind if you will.

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<v Speaker 9>In my head, I mean it's still echoing. It's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Going crazy on that thing, right Lucky Hill, so bad,

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<v Speaker 1>So you go ahead.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh well, I was I was just going to say, like, now,

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<v Speaker 9>obviously that's all I can hear. It's echoing in my head.

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<v Speaker 9>And now that we're every time we're in the middle of,

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<v Speaker 9>you know, sexually time, all I'm thinking about is how

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<v Speaker 9>many people do I share this wall with? Who can

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<v Speaker 9>hear me? And is he thinking about the noise?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>And yeah, because I mean it's just so loud and

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<v Speaker 9>it's so bad, to the point where it's now throwing

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<v Speaker 9>off my vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. No, I feel that. Okays, As a guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to kind of stay out of this one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say half of us notices, half of

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<v Speaker 1>us doesn't care. Yeah, at the same time, we'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>have it not be pray or yeah, we'd rather not,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're also we're just happy to be there. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just happy to be there. You like tune it out?

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<v Speaker 1>Does this is this a thing on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I think at the beginning of a relationship in that

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<v Speaker 2>way with someone, you are very conscious of everything around you,

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<v Speaker 2>everything that's happening, and everybody fold that's folding in a

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<v Speaker 2>way you don't want to fold. So I do think, like,

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<v Speaker 2>right now, yes, you're super hyper aware of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think eventually down the line, if you continue to see

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<v Speaker 2>this person like, you'll forget about it. It won't be

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<v Speaker 2>a thing. It's just like whatever. But I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thrown off by the littlest of things.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm hyper aware of it when it's my upstairs neighbor,

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<v Speaker 5>for sure, because I can hear it happening.

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<v Speaker 4>But it doesn't ever last that long. So I think

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<v Speaker 4>I would only be that for them.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I would only be concerned if it was

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<v Speaker 5>like an hour and you're just going click constantly, because like,

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<v Speaker 5>is it really going to bother somebody? If it's you know,

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<v Speaker 5>ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more embarrassing. I think it's like, you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>the thump against the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I ask a question, what are you more embarrassed about?

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<v Speaker 4>As a woman?

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<v Speaker 10>I'm asking you listen to the show by the sound

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<v Speaker 10>of your bed or by the sounds that are being

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<v Speaker 10>produced from the love making.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, all of it. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>I can be embarrassed about anything. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 5>okay about anything. Okay, really, i.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I'm passed the point of being embarrassed about any

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<v Speaker 2>of that only if a little.

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<v Speaker 1>About things the neighbors can hear. Though, if the neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>can hear that, you really need to see somebody, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. I don't know, let me know, maya

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting. Let me know if if you're listening and

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<v Speaker 1>you've had that experience where probably especially in your first

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<v Speaker 1>apartment where you live in an apartment, you're worried about

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbors hearing the thump of thump as squeak as squeaka,

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<v Speaker 1>or even if you live like in a town home

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<v Speaker 1>or you you know, with roommates, or it's just one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things where you just don't want the thump

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<v Speaker 1>a squeaka, So you just got to move your head

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<v Speaker 1>away from the headboard, away from the bed or the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and then get a better bed that doesn't squeak.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we've got some text messages that gives some advice

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<v Speaker 5>here that says put a blanket between the headboard and

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<v Speaker 5>the wall, or they make a bracket to brace your headboard. Nowadays,

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of people are saying w D forty, tighten

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<v Speaker 5>your bed frame, put patting on the wall and use

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<v Speaker 5>w D forty.

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<v Speaker 2>The other suggestion that I'm going to say, don't you

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<v Speaker 2>says move it to the couch.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to the couch. Don't do that. You're not at

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<v Speaker 4>your neck, you're your neck. Well, I mean, obviously there's.

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<v Speaker 2>People sit on that think I'm not concerned about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was concerned about the lack of area. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to move around it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, weird. Your head is at a weird angle. You

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<v Speaker 1>got one leg over here, you have.

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<v Speaker 3>Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Hurry up. As a guy, I think that's what you're thinking.

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<v Speaker 5>I had to loan my heating pad to Jenny because

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<v Speaker 5>she did the lovin on.

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<v Speaker 2>The couch once. Yeah, that over the edge of a

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<v Speaker 2>pinch nerve or something.

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<v Speaker 10>Another text says, you are much more considerate person than

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<v Speaker 10>I am. I've never cared at all about the noise,

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<v Speaker 10>and I'm at the top floor of my building. I'm

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<v Speaker 10>a woman, by the way, you get it, girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Another text says, my bed squeaks really loud. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>my neighbors can't hear it. But then I can hear

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<v Speaker 1>them when they literally open a drawer. So you're hoping

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<v Speaker 1>they can't hear the squeaky squeaky bed, but when they

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<v Speaker 1>slide open the silverware drawer, Oh look, oh crap, Maya.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know what to tell you except

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<v Speaker 1>you are not alone. Put your mattress on the floor.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, maybe, thank you, Maya.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great day. We'll be back in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>They they something's wrong in this house, or it's I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's a it's a it's a it's a house.

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<v Speaker 1>And somebody goes to check what is in the basement.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what did they find in the basement.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not what you think. I promise, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you next on Katie w Babs brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>probably by the LEO Agency. So this wild life group

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<v Speaker 1>happened over in Wisconsin. They heard something was weird going

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<v Speaker 1>on in somebody's basement. So they go over there and

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<v Speaker 1>they're looking at the basement and it turned out there

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<v Speaker 1>was a deer that got stuck in somebody's basement for

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<v Speaker 1>two days. The people weren't home, but a neighbor checked

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<v Speaker 1>on their place and said, oh my god, there's a deer.

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<v Speaker 1>How it got in the basement, I don't know. Is

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<v Speaker 1>probably looking for something in the freezer downstairs, venison perhaps,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure. Oh so the deer. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how the deer got in the basement, but they

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<v Speaker 1>found itself trapped in the basement. And here is Nathan

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<v Speaker 1>from Nuisance Pro talking about it. We actually nadaa and

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<v Speaker 1>we were gonna use a blanket, but the animal had

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<v Speaker 1>been in there a couple of days, so it was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit tired out and we were able to

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<v Speaker 1>just grab onto it by hand and take it out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a mass glass and poop everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Every season we deal with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anything from squirrels chewing up windows, to raccoons coming

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<v Speaker 1>down chimneys, to deer smashing through windows. It is true.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we have the house out in Colorado and

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<v Speaker 1>we hear something in the chimney and was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>is that. We had somebody come out. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>raccoon family that had built the nest in the chimney

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<v Speaker 1>and guess how they got it out. No, they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>build the fire in the chimney. They took a boom

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<v Speaker 1>box like a big radio and blasted music for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks up the chimney until the raccoons came

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<v Speaker 1>down and put it on kt WB What is this garbage?

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<v Speaker 1>Put it on the Twin Cities number one hit music station.

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<v Speaker 1>They blasted music up there until the Raccoon family said,

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<v Speaker 1>f this, we're gonna move.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that.

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<v Speaker 5>That seems a lot more, you know, humane than lighting

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<v Speaker 5>a fire.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my thing was like, well, let's just smoke

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<v Speaker 1>him out of there, let's burn him out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>And they said no. And then so we haven't had

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<v Speaker 1>any come back, so we're pretty happy.

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<v Speaker 4>I just like this.

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<v Speaker 5>The fact that he's like, yeah, there's just poop and

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<v Speaker 5>grass everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Pop and glass, ooping glass, poop and glass combined. George's

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you, bar you can't make this stuff up.

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<v Speaker 1>Has brought to you by the agency coming up. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite story on the Dirt today is the other

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<v Speaker 1>day it wasn't Ashley Tisdale. Wasn't it Ashley Tisdale's she

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<v Speaker 1>was She's like, no, the mom group that I'm hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with, they're so snotty to me. And then we're

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<v Speaker 1>all like, oh, well, they just sound like terrible people.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of the other moms in the mom group

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<v Speaker 1>and her husband are like, no, Ashley Tisdale's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a matter of he said. She said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to the bottom of this coming up on

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<v Speaker 1>Dave's Dirt in just a few minutes. On kd WB,

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<v Speaker 1>you saved my.

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<v Speaker 4>Heart from the fate of Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My conspiracy theory. That song was written by AI. They

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<v Speaker 1>asked AI to write the catchiest, most melodic marble earworm

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<v Speaker 1>that it could possibly come up with, and AI thought

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<v Speaker 1>for a few minutes and came up with that song.

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<v Speaker 4>You think, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my conspiracy theory because that song is catchier than

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<v Speaker 1>any song I've heard in a long time.

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<v Speaker 10>Don't you say that every now and then? You thought

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<v Speaker 10>that about somebody to carpenter Taste, I heard you bang

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<v Speaker 10>Together and.

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<v Speaker 1>Espresso is even more Ai because it is just so catchy.

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<v Speaker 4>It is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wonder whether artists are going to start doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>whether they're going to ask, like, you know, AI, to

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<v Speaker 1>write a catch because what is a catchy song? If

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote a song, I couldn't tell you whether it

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<v Speaker 1>was catchy I could write I want it that way,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like, Bailey, is this a good song?

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<v Speaker 1>And be like, yeah, it's a really good song. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what makes a catchy song. I can only

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<v Speaker 1>tell you when I hear it. But Ai knows what

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<v Speaker 1>makes a catchy song. So don't you think artists somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>down the road are going to be like, okay, AI

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<v Speaker 1>write the catchiest sing alongable list song that you can.

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<v Speaker 4>Well. I wonder though, is there like a science though

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<v Speaker 4>behind it?

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<v Speaker 5>Because then are there like music scientists or like music

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<v Speaker 5>music engineers like you got?

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<v Speaker 4>Those people are the ones that know.

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<v Speaker 5>And I wouldn't necessarily say like, oh, it's Ai that's

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<v Speaker 5>coming up with it. It's probably these like music engineers

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<v Speaker 5>who have like studied their whole life on like what

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<v Speaker 5>makes catchy songs.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a natural songwriter like Diane Warren or the Swedish

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:35.840
<v Speaker 1>guy Max Martin. Yeah, so here, I just asked Ai,

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<v Speaker 1>what defines what are the traits of a catchy song? Simple,

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:46.679
<v Speaker 1>repetitive hooks, memorable melodies. What's a memorable melody? I don't know,

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 1>strong rhythms, easy to sing along to, and creating a

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<v Speaker 1>cognitive itch that makes your brain want to keep repeating

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<v Speaker 1>them short familiar phrases, strategic repetition, emotional resin and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 4>Emotional resonance. Mmm, that is a catchy song. If that

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<v Speaker 4>just makes a song that you can relate.

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<v Speaker 1>To what makes a song catchy?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I see.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's subjective because what I find catchy

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<v Speaker 2>is very different from what you find catchy, Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>No question. However, songs like that that are massively appealing

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<v Speaker 1>to be catchy. So in other words, like a local

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>guy that works, you know, like like plays part time

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<v Speaker 1>at First Avenue, he can write a nice song, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Yeah, But to write a song

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<v Speaker 1>that's universally catchy like Taylor Swift, that's how do you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? It's so interesting to me. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have no idea how that works.

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<v Speaker 4>And I wonder if the.

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<v Speaker 10>Artists, I mean half the time the artists don't write it.

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<v Speaker 10>It's writers and producers. But what if the artists know

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<v Speaker 10>that it's going to be catchy as much as the

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<v Speaker 10>writers and producers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a really good question because a lot of the

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<v Speaker 1>time an artist will turn down a song like I

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<v Speaker 1>think who was it that, instead of Waterfalls was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be sung by somebody else? Oh wow, google it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was offered to somebody else and they said. And

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the time, an artist will record an

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<v Speaker 1>album full of songs and they'll be like, well, what

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<v Speaker 1>song do you think is the single? And they'll be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>well this song over here, and they'll release it and

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<v Speaker 1>it bombs. Yeah, so then released like the their third

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<v Speaker 1>choice and that was the hit, and the artist will say,

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<v Speaker 1>we never thought like I want it that way was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a big hit song.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, h answer for Waterfall? Sorry speculations, David good speculation.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's move on. Okay, let's do I was

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna say, soup brackets. What's the latest on the

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<v Speaker 1>soup brackets on the Dave Ryan Instagram.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, let's keep starling, because I was not prepared to

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<v Speaker 10>ginging that up.

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<v Speaker 2>I just have to say a conversation that it was

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<v Speaker 2>had off air, was we talked about sup brackets and

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<v Speaker 2>Bailly goes, I have toop yesterday and Dave goes, great story, bailing,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great story.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, literally, just talking about soup.

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<v Speaker 1>We take every chance to insult each other. Here in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio. That's what friends do.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I had soup yesterday. Well, kid, I have chicken

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<v Speaker 4>wild rice. Oh ask me?

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<v Speaker 3>How?

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<v Speaker 1>Ask me about your shirt?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like my shirt? This hoodie that I'm wearing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little saggy, baggy and it looks like it's

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<v Speaker 1>wrinkled a little bit. But other than that, I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is what we do. This is what we do,

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<v Speaker 1>is we make fun of because that's what friends do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I come in with a shiny new haircut

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<v Speaker 1>from Great Clips, these guys don't go, oh man, your

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:19.400
<v Speaker 1>hair looks great. They're like, oh my god, did Stevie

0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Wonder cut your hair? And it's like, that's fun, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I did say that once.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not from Great Clips, though they do a

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<v Speaker 2>good job.

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<v Speaker 1>They always do a great.

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<v Speaker 10>On Instagram. I'm trying to figureut the best soup of

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<v Speaker 10>all time. Yesterday we narrowed it down from eight to four.

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<v Speaker 10>And today we have chicken wild rice versus chicken noodle.

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<v Speaker 10>It's a battle the chickens, but chicken chicken wild rice

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<v Speaker 10>is winning.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that.

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<v Speaker 4>Ale I had chicken wild rice soup yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>David, that's a.

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<v Speaker 10>Great story, Bailey and tomato soup versus French onion.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, what do you think is winning? Right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like I know what's gonna win, but I

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<v Speaker 5>feel like I know what I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Win Between those two, I think tomato soup is winning.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, only by math eight points. Tomato soup is winning.

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<v Speaker 5>Really only by eight because French onion slaps you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so until the cheese is gone.

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<v Speaker 5>Then then you have to be better at going one

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<v Speaker 5>at cheese a little bit at a time.

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<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>She sticks into one glop Well.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what they need to make for a

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<v Speaker 5>French onion soup is the round spoon, but then have

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<v Speaker 5>one side that's serrated so that you can like cut

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<v Speaker 5>the cheese as.

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<v Speaker 4>You're swooping it.

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<v Speaker 5>Not a bad idea, and then cut your mouth serrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Or or glopless French onion soup. So it's balls of French.

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<v Speaker 4>Onion soup like balls of cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like cheese balls, cheese balls.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that sounds good. That's actually innovative.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you write it down, Jenny. We're going to invent

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<v Speaker 1>glopless French onion soup player. Good story, Dave, Okay, do

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<v Speaker 1>you like my hoodie?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I it's a little bit like bluer than

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<v Speaker 5>I would like, and I mean it is kind of

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<v Speaker 5>big on you.

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<v Speaker 4>But like other than that, I hate its.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you. Let's do the dirt on KDWB. This

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite story of the day because it really

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<v Speaker 1>is dirt and it's delicious. So let's dive in. We

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about Hillary Doak. So the story was the

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<v Speaker 1>other day Ashley Tisdale was saying, I'm with his mom

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<v Speaker 1>group and they're all snotty and they're all mean girls. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Hillary Duff is in this group. It's a very star

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<v Speaker 1>studed mom group. Hillary Duff's husband explained why Ashley Tisdale

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<v Speaker 1>was banished from the mom group that she called toxic.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Matthew, he said on Instagram. A recreation

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<v Speaker 1>of the artwork for the Ashley Tisdale essay. He added

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<v Speaker 1>the mock headline, when you're the most self obsessed, tone

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<v Speaker 1>deaf person on Earth. Other moms tend to shift focus

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<v Speaker 1>to their actual toddlers. Ashley described in her essay how

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<v Speaker 1>the mom group excluded her from events and texted behind

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<v Speaker 1>her back. She got the hint that she wasn't wanted

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<v Speaker 1>when the mom group arranged an after party without Ashley

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<v Speaker 1>following her daughter's first birthday. Can you imagine the hurt

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<v Speaker 1>You have a birthday party, You invite all the moms

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<v Speaker 1>and their kids over for the first birthday party, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they go out to Chili's afterward and get Southwestern

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<v Speaker 1>egg roles and Margarite's without you. You would feel heart Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be upsett char also Actuley Tisdale. You can

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<v Speaker 1>go have lunch with any mom and pretty much in

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<v Speaker 1>the world that you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like that's a misconception for like a lot

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:20.040
<v Speaker 5>of celebrities that we think like, oh, they can just

0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 5>go and be with whoever they want. I'm sure they

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<v Speaker 5>experience loneliness.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably because they also probably don't want to just go

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<v Speaker 2>out with anyone they want because that person probably wants

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<v Speaker 2>something from them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's true, and you don't want somebody to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with you just because you're Ashley Tisdale. Let make

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<v Speaker 1>sure she could find like twenty women easily, but do

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to go out as Ashley Tisdale. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities tend to marry each other and tend to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out together because they don't want to have somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>likes them just because they're Ashley Tisdale, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is really giving Sharpay from high school music. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that was the character she played and she was a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a brat on that. Kylie Jenner and

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<v Speaker 2>Timothy Shalla may have been dating for about three years

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<v Speaker 2>and it's only a matter of time before Timothy proposes.

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<v Speaker 2>According to a gossip guru, it says everyone close to

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<v Speaker 2>them say it's happening very soon. They're serious and it's

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<v Speaker 2>only a matter of timing. However, the issue is Kylie

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<v Speaker 2>is really set on staying in la obviously her sisters

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<v Speaker 2>lived there, but Timothy Schellmy grew up in New York,

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<v Speaker 2>so he wants New York City, So you know that's

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's not like they don't have private jets

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<v Speaker 2>to fly them to each city whenever they want, but

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<v Speaker 2>that could be difficult trying to find which city to

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<v Speaker 2>nail down.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's not like those plane rides are really fast

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Jamie Bauer Campbell or Jamie

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<v Speaker 5>Campbell Bauer was on it. He plays Vecna in Stranger

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<v Speaker 5>Things and he did this little like kind of cutesy

0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.920
<v Speaker 5>workout video want to get snatched like Vekna, it's time

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:44.640
<v Speaker 5>to turn those pounds upside down. But at the end

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:48.319
<v Speaker 5>of the video he kept saying tomorrow it begins, and

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<v Speaker 5>so people were picking up on tomorrow it begins and

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 5>the fan base who have been spreading around that the

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 5>end wasn't actually the end, and this actually proves it

0:34:57.680 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 5>that it wasn't the end, and so they think that

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<v Speaker 5>the going to be another episode of Stranger Things and

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<v Speaker 5>that the finale was a fake out.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's not true, but I like the speculation.

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<v Speaker 5>I like speculation, and I like the conspiracy, and like,

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<v Speaker 5>even if it's not true, I like that the Stranger Things,

0:35:13.800 --> 0:35:16.239
<v Speaker 5>like cast and crew and everything is feeding into it

0:35:16.680 --> 0:35:17.400
<v Speaker 5>because it's fun.

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<v Speaker 10>Today's National Pastcast Day, guys, the hard hitting dirt news.

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<v Speaker 10>Do your kids still laugh at fart jokes in twenty

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<v Speaker 10>twenty six?

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Is that an outdated thing? I think it's eternal.

0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:30.759
<v Speaker 5>Honestly, it's forever falling and farting the two funniest things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, yeah true.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked that earlier and teacher said, yeah, I teach

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:38.879
<v Speaker 1>nine year olds, and they still think farts are very funny. Yeah, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>so in Stranger Things and good God, this show has

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:44.439
<v Speaker 1>made the dirt every day for like two weeks now.

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:48.880
<v Speaker 1>They used print songs in the finale, but they considered

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<v Speaker 1>using some classic rock songs like Pink Floyd and somebody

0:35:52.160 --> 0:35:53.719
<v Speaker 1>put together what it would sound like if they would

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<v Speaker 1>have used a Pink Floyd song.

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<v Speaker 3>Right the countdown begins, hey you.

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<v Speaker 4>Out there, the cod getting only getting old.

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<v Speaker 1>Fear me from the wall. That's Pink Floyd called hey you.

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<v Speaker 2>So these are some really hilarious, hilariously wrong fifties predictions.

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<v Speaker 2>So from the nineteen fifties, these were predictions that were

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 2>made that did not happen. One of them is machines

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<v Speaker 2>would give us three day weekends. Nope, we are still

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:33.240
<v Speaker 2>working that five day work week and a cheap day weekend.

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Another one was the US would fully adopt the metrics system.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we like the only country that's one of the few.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a few here and there, But I know

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<v Speaker 1>that back when I was in school, we had to

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<v Speaker 1>learn meters and kilometers and all that because oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well in another four or five years, we're all going

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<v Speaker 1>to be under the metric system. It just never stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>They gave up.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one is that cable would end commercials, which is

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<v Speaker 2>so not true because companies realized that you could still

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<v Speaker 2>charge subscribers and show ads because.

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<v Speaker 1>They were going to do it. The cable was new.

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>If I would watch MTV or CNN, there were no

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:07.600
<v Speaker 1>commercials on cable because you're paying for it already. But

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 1>then they realized, just exactly like you said, they could

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:13.360
<v Speaker 1>slip in commercials and you would still watch, and so

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:13.959
<v Speaker 1>they do.

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<v Speaker 2>These our predictions from the nineteen fifties. Another one is

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<v Speaker 2>robot housekeepers were inevitable. They would be cooking a dinner,

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<v Speaker 2>changing diapers, serving as butler's and handymen the jetson's.

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, I guess the room bas the closest you got.

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Gasoline engines would disappear, and that transition may finally be happening,

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 2>but obviously we still have lots of gas powered cars.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of other one. Women would tower over men.

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<v Speaker 2>A columnist wrote that women were expected to reach an

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<v Speaker 2>average height of six feet tall. Things to improve to

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<v Speaker 2>nutrition and medical science, and these superwomen would dominate the workforce.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't think that, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think people are right now than they were like even

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred years ago. Yeah yeah, I think the average

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<v Speaker 1>height from a man one hundred years ago it was

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<v Speaker 1>like five foot seven. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>One more. Jet packs were supposed to be everywhere. Some

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:03.839
<v Speaker 2>designers thought jet packs would be in as ordinary as bicycles,

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:05.759
<v Speaker 2>not just sci fi gimmicks.

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<v Speaker 4>Man's that'd be iconic.

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<v Speaker 10>When I used to blow the candle out every year

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<v Speaker 10>for my birthday, I would wish that one day I

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<v Speaker 10>could fly, like my physical being could fly.

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<v Speaker 4>This doesn't happen. Yeah, yeah, don't give up. Still wish it.

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<v Speaker 5>So. After it was announced that Emma Stone and Jennifer

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<v Speaker 5>Lawrence were teaming up to produce a Miss Piggy movie,

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<v Speaker 5>there were rumors that were popping up that one of

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<v Speaker 5>them might be playing the title character of Miss Piggy,

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<v Speaker 5>but Emma Stone says, no, I will not be playing

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<v Speaker 5>Miss Piggy.

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<v Speaker 4>In the new movie. Miss Piggy is playing Miss Piggy.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, she would be storming out right now at

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<v Speaker 5>the mere suggestion. That's the biggest insult to Miss Piggy

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<v Speaker 5>that I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 4>And I will not have her name dragged through the

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<v Speaker 4>mud like.

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<v Speaker 5>That, which is funny, very It's giving very Muppet humor there,

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<v Speaker 5>so I really appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 4>And I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 5>For a Miss Piggy movie, and I want to know

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<v Speaker 5>what it's going to be about.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 10>We know that Gwyneth Paltrow had quite the year her

0:39:00.760 --> 0:39:02.719
<v Speaker 10>and Chris Martin divorce, but she says he lost a

0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:04.240
<v Speaker 10>role after the divorce too.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was like a lot of harsh stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>the press, and I think the distributor was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>might be too too hot to touch.

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<v Speaker 4>So that was great because I was getting a divorce

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<v Speaker 4>and then I got fired off. Some was sol geesheesh.

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<v Speaker 1>Movies this weekend, Today's Wednesdays. Some movies open up tomorrow. Avatar,

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<v Speaker 1>Fire and Ashes expected to earn another twenty million, and

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be the fourth week in a row that's top

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<v Speaker 1>the box office, and a couple of new arrivals. Primate,

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.439
<v Speaker 1>which is about a monkey that catches like a pet

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 1>monkey that catches some sort of like disease, rabies or

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 1>something like that and goes crazy. It is getting ninety

0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 1>one percent fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. It's a group of

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:48.760
<v Speaker 1>friends traveling in the tropics are terrorized by a chimp

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<v Speaker 1>sounds kind of rized, sounds kind of dumb. This one

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:56.800
<v Speaker 1>looks good. Gerard Butler is in Greenland two migration, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen the trailers for it. It pops up on my

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<v Speaker 1>phone all the time. Original ranks high on the HBO

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<v Speaker 1>Max streaming menu. Preview screenings for Greenland two begin Thursday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a Letta's husband right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, I love like apocalyptic movies, and that sounds

0:40:13.640 --> 0:40:14.279
<v Speaker 1>like a good one.

0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Golden Globe's host Nikki Glazer said that there's one actress

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<v Speaker 2>that she could never roast. Any guesses by anyone if

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:22.800
<v Speaker 2>you haven't seen the story already.

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<v Speaker 4>A comedian or an actor Chris, actress Meryl Street.

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, good guess anyone else? Oh, man, I know I

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 2>put you guys on the spot. I'll just say I

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:34.920
<v Speaker 2>don't know. She declared Julia Roberts off limits because she

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<v Speaker 2>is America's sweetheart. So she's not roasting her ever at

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<v Speaker 2>a Golden Globes, but she hosts.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>So they're bringing back Star Search, which was kind of

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<v Speaker 5>a big deal in the nineteen eighties, and there's a

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 5>trio of hosts here that are kind of random grab

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<v Speaker 5>bag hosts, and I'm not sure why they're going to

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<v Speaker 5>be the hosts. Are the judges or whatever on Star

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<v Speaker 5>Search and that's jelly Roll, which I guess makes sense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but then Christy Tagan okay, and Sarah Michelle Geller.

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 4>Why why are they looking for these stars singer competition?

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I think it's entertain but I they do stand up

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 1>comics as well.

0:41:15.080 --> 0:41:15.279
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, but like jelly roll makes sense because if it

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:19.760
<v Speaker 5>is a lot of like singing, that makes sense.

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 4>Maybe.

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 5>Honestly, I was gonna try and rationalize Christy Tagan. No,

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 5>I can't rationalize Christy Tigan nor Sarah Michelle Geller. Dave,

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:28.960
<v Speaker 5>you know this ans saram Assuman.

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 2>What was Simon Collles's background to be a judge on

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:32.240
<v Speaker 2>American Idol?

0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:33.719
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's a good question. I thought about that

0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:36.160
<v Speaker 1>the other day because nobody knew him until he got

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>mega famous on American Idol. I think it was a

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 1>record producer.

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>See that makes sense, right, that makes sense, But like, yeah,

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:45.320
<v Speaker 2>those guys don't really love see.

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<v Speaker 5>The Vampire Slayer, social media lady model, Christy Tagan and

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<v Speaker 5>then jelly Roll Okay, well.

0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 1>They're just the host though, right, they're not the judges.

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 5>Well it's it's kind of uncertain the way that this

0:41:57.400 --> 0:41:59.239
<v Speaker 5>is written. It says like hosts, but it also makes

0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 5>them seem like they're a panel, well like panel of.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget how it works.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right, Sam, I don't think it was alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't remember? All right? That is the dirty It is

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you by us, by the Dave Ryan Show.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you for being here. We'll be back in

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<v Speaker 1>a second. We got John mulaney tickets for the best laugh. Yep,

0:42:16.760 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 1>you got a good laugh. We're gonna say it to

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<v Speaker 1>John mulaney, so we'll do that coming up in a

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<v Speaker 1>few seconds. And then Jenny's got a theory that I

0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:25.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know where you get this theory. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>probably saw it on Instagram maybe, but it sounds moderately plausible.

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<v Speaker 1>And we'll talk about that coming up on katiewb Met's

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<v Speaker 1>get using John mullaney tickets. Why not get you out

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<v Speaker 1>of the house. John m'laney's coming to the armory. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, and is it Sunday night? Yes, Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that. Tickets are on sale now, but I

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<v Speaker 1>can win your way into the show right now. You

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<v Speaker 1>can win your way into the show. Right now, we

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<v Speaker 1>just need your best laugh. So Bailey is going to

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<v Speaker 1>read one of the jokes from that she stole from

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<v Speaker 1>the musical Shucked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, Shucked is the musical that I saw last night.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when you hear this joke, you'll just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll laugh naturally anyway, but you really got to amp

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<v Speaker 1>it up a little because we're looking for the best

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<v Speaker 1>laugh contest six nine eight nine KTWB. So people tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Katie, you have the best laugh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so funny. Then you should call six' five one nine

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<v Speaker 1>eight nine KT wb and then get in the best

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<v Speaker 1>laugh contest For John. Mulaney give me an. Example i'll show.

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<v Speaker 5>You, david your grandma dad doing what she, loved making

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<v Speaker 5>toast in the bathrob.

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<v Speaker 1>You know something like. That can you give me?

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<v Speaker 5>One, Yeah, jenny remember WHEN i peed in the pool

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<v Speaker 5>the lifeguard yelled so LOUD i almost fell In.

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<v Speaker 1>God you imagine a bath like?

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<v Speaker 4>That oh that's My santa. Laugh, yeah a good. ONE

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<v Speaker 4>i like.

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<v Speaker 1>That one six five one nine eight NINE. Katwb and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll look for the best laugh to get you tickets

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<v Speaker 1>next On KATIE wb for the best. Laugh call now

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<v Speaker 1>to win