Speaker 1: Two confessions. Yes on, Katie WB what are we planning
Speaker 1: for confessions? It's wild tickets tickets Monday Night. I want
Speaker 1: to say, it's Monday Night versus the New Jersey Devils.
Speaker 1: We got your tickets for you. If you want to go,
Speaker 1: you're going to call in with a confession. We will
Speaker 1: disguise your voice so nobody will know what you sound like,
Speaker 1: and I will make your voice sound a little bit
Speaker 1: like I want to say this right here, Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Jenny oh Hi, it's time for me to confess all
Speaker 2: of my sins of twenty twenty six so far, no sin, No.
Speaker 1: Sins yet, No sin.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Your voice will be disguised so nobody will know it's you,
Speaker 1: and then you will get you know, you gotta go juicy.
Speaker 1: The better your confession. Remember, you're competing against other people
Speaker 1: who want to win those wild tickets. And but there's
Speaker 1: a couple of rules. No, I dented my mom's car
Speaker 1: and she never found out it was me. No, I
Speaker 1: stole my dad's car and he never found out that
Speaker 1: it was me that wrecked his car. And No, there
Speaker 1: was another one that Vaughan said. No, it's just.
Speaker 2: Nothing like super illegal, because then we got to turn in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I shot him man named Reno, just to watch
Speaker 1: him die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was to do that. We don't want
Speaker 4: to do that. Well, we're waiting for phone calls to
Speaker 4: come in.
Speaker 3: Dave.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you, because I notice that
Speaker 2: you and Vaught oftentimes randomly you'll go to the bathroom
Speaker 2: at the same time. And obviously I know on men's
Speaker 2: bathrooms you guys have urinals, and it's so strange to
Speaker 2: me to think that you're standing next to a coworker
Speaker 2: and you could just peek over a little bit.
Speaker 4: Took about that all the time. Do you really you
Speaker 4: can see your male co workers?
Speaker 1: Not true. No, there's a there's a barrier. There's a
Speaker 1: little wall. Oh yeah, go in and look sometime nobody cares.
Speaker 1: I'll show you some time. I'll make sure nobody's in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Between the urinals there's a tall urinal and a short urinal,
Speaker 1: which I always thought was funny. And then there's a Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a wall mounted, you know, kind of like a
Speaker 1: stall thing, so you really can there's a little bit
Speaker 1: of privacy in there. But every not every bathroom has that,
Speaker 1: not everyone is.
Speaker 5: It's still weird though, because like like I could go
Speaker 5: into the bathroom when Jenny's also in the bathroom, but
Speaker 5: we have like stalls between us. But when you're when
Speaker 5: you're peeing, and all there is is this like half wall,
Speaker 5: you can look in the eyes of the man next
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 1: Though you just don't know if you if you. Some
Speaker 1: people don't start a conversation with the urinal because they
Speaker 1: find it very uncomfortable, and other people have no problem.
Speaker 1: I don't really have a problem, depending on who it is. Hey,
Speaker 1: how is your weekend? Oh good? What'd you guys? Do
Speaker 1: you look? You don't look at each other, You look ahead,
Speaker 1: or you look down. You actually sometimes you look down
Speaker 1: at what you're doing. But yeah, that. But there are
Speaker 1: urinals where there is no barricade. The worst are at
Speaker 1: a stadium, and.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know urinals stadiums.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it is US Bank Stadium
Speaker 1: or if it's Huntington Stadium or but some are just
Speaker 1: a trough on the floor. Else, your mixes with everybody
Speaker 1: else's p and you stand up next to somebody else,
Speaker 1: and when it's crowded, there's a line shoulder to shoulder
Speaker 1: to shoulder, and you'll get up there and it's your turn.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you get shy bladder because there's a guy
Speaker 1: standing like four inches from your shoulder and there he
Speaker 1: is a giant, powerful stream. He's got a very healthy prostate.
Speaker 1: And then here's me with a trickle trickle trickle, with
Speaker 1: a very swollen in large prostate. He's the size of
Speaker 1: a great rate.
Speaker 5: But gosh, you know, this also makes me think of
Speaker 5: two Like when you can overhear like a man using
Speaker 5: the bathroom, it's the loudest thing you've ever heard in
Speaker 5: your life. Got to help, it did because they're so
Speaker 5: far away, and so it's like whacking the side of
Speaker 5: the bowl or whatever. Just like, so imagine there's two
Speaker 5: dudes standing at a urinal, both p and and one
Speaker 5: of them is trying to talk to the other one,
Speaker 5: but they got to talk over the peak.
Speaker 1: No, you're missing you're missing everything. No, you're only hearing
Speaker 1: guys pee into a toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Water, when you pee into a urinal, it's almost no water.
Speaker 1: There's no water in a urinal. It's pretty much silent. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The mysteries of urine oals. Wow, that women don't know about.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Well, I'm happy to hear that there's a
Speaker 2: little bit of a wall divider business. Peen together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still it's not weird at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's only weird for the guys who make it weird.
Speaker 1: You've been doing it since you were in kindergarten. Nobody cares. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're still looking for confessions. We've got some. We can
Speaker 1: always use some more. Remember you're playing for wild tickets
Speaker 1: at six five, one, nine, eight nine KTBB. Let's do
Speaker 1: your confessions and see what's on your mind. Let's go
Speaker 1: to first. One is church confessions. I won't say your name,
Speaker 1: your voice is disguised. Tell me your church confession. Go ahead, yes,
Speaker 1: that's you. Hello, Let's try this line. Try that, try out,
Speaker 1: Go ahead, try it again. Wait, hold on, try it again.
Speaker 6: Okay, there you go. So when I was in first
Speaker 6: or second grade, I went to Christian School and for
Speaker 6: a math lesson, we were challenging the offering and I
Speaker 6: stole some quarters from the.
Speaker 7: Offering, but not for some money, but because I wanted
Speaker 7: them for the quarter collection that was really popular in
Speaker 7: the early two.
Speaker 1: Thousand the states on the back. How many how many
Speaker 1: quarters did you steal?
Speaker 6: I stole like one or two and The stupid thing
Speaker 6: was is.
Speaker 5: They weren't even the ones I needed.
Speaker 7: I forgot what states I needed.
Speaker 1: I already have seven of Utah. Wow, okay, that is adorable.
Speaker 1: Please hold, let's go to lawn mower confession. Okay, lawnmower confession,
Speaker 1: you're up next. Let's hear your story.
Speaker 8: So I used to work at a long hair company
Speaker 8: and at a huge customers property.
Speaker 5: I backed into a vehicle and put the gous into it.
Speaker 2: And so you were working for your company damage like
Speaker 2: the client's vehicle and then jet it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably a dollar car.
Speaker 2: Oh did anyone did that client like ever report it
Speaker 2: to the company and then they had talked to you
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 7: I've never heard about it, and even at my new job.
Speaker 8: I still wear that company's platter.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, good one. Confessions for wild tickets. Let's try this.
Speaker 1: One has to do with a porta potty. Let's hear
Speaker 1: your porta potty confession on KATIEWB.
Speaker 8: So, my freshman year of college, when I was at
Speaker 8: a bar a couple of Francs, I needed to ride
Speaker 8: home and so to get money from you, But I
Speaker 8: actually licked the toilet sea I have a porter body
Speaker 8: for fifteen bucks and.
Speaker 4: Ride home and half a pack of gum.
Speaker 2: Here was why what you couldn't have figured out any
Speaker 2: other way to get yourself a cab?
Speaker 8: I was pretty far from home.
Speaker 9: You were?
Speaker 1: You were far from home? So you licked? Where on
Speaker 1: the porta potty did you lick? Sir?
Speaker 5: I went right on the rim?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, good one. Confessions for now. The phones are loaded up.
Speaker 1: Confessions for wild tickets. Let's go to Thanksgiving Confession. You're
Speaker 1: up next. What's your confession?
Speaker 6: So my grandfriend I were in charge of cooking the.
Speaker 7: Turkey for Thanksgiving this year, and when he went to
Speaker 7: go take it out.
Speaker 6: Of the oven for the last check, it fell out.
Speaker 7: Of the roaster and went sliding across the entire kitchen.
Speaker 6: Floor, and we just picked it up and.
Speaker 7: Put it back in the.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, what else can you do? I mean, really,
Speaker 1: what people don't know won't.
Speaker 4: Hurt of Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're flipping burgers and you flip a
Speaker 1: burger lands on the floor, you point to it and
Speaker 1: you go, that's Bailey's, that's mine. Bailey won't know a
Speaker 1: couple of more. Let's see what we got here for
Speaker 1: confessions I'm gonna save the spicy one for next because
Speaker 1: we do have a spicy one. This one is about
Speaker 1: a dog. Tell me about your dog. Confession for wild tickets.
Speaker 1: What you got? Hello? A dog in a fence? Does
Speaker 1: that help you more?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 7: So a couple of years ago I agree to let
Speaker 7: my husband get this little dog. Well, ever since I
Speaker 7: cannot stand the dog. So our sense is broken, and
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 6: It's broken, but my husband does not.
Speaker 7: And every day I hope that this little dog runs
Speaker 7: out this open gears because I just can't stand this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for the little dog, but I sometimes
Speaker 1: sometimes dogs are not the best that you want them
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 4: I get it. It's funny that the dog just hasn't
Speaker 4: escaped yet.
Speaker 1: Dog. I'm not that dumb. I'm not going anywhere. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be a homeless dog. All right, Here we
Speaker 1: go with the last one. Three three three three is
Speaker 1: the keyword here. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I with three men in one day, and
Speaker 6: none of them ever.
Speaker 4: Found out you fleppt with? Is that what you said?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you in a relationship with any of them?
Speaker 6: No, I was in a relationship with a different one.
Speaker 2: So several so separate occasions for each or was this
Speaker 2: all like one communal thing?
Speaker 8: Separate occasions?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, none of them ever found out about
Speaker 1: each other. What did you like one? How did let's
Speaker 1: approach the first one? Tell me the story about the
Speaker 1: first ones? You meet him in his house or behind
Speaker 1: the bus depot or where did this happen?
Speaker 6: Met online online, he'd some fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, met online, went to his house then yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Number two on.
Speaker 6: The way home from that house, messaged another guy and
Speaker 6: went to his house.
Speaker 1: Okay, and guy number three.
Speaker 6: I had a date later that night with them.
Speaker 4: Oh that was the pre plant a.
Speaker 1: Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Did one just like not get you what you wanted,
Speaker 2: So you just like kept going down the line till
Speaker 2: you found what you wanted.
Speaker 6: That's exactly it's the first two did not do it,
Speaker 6: so number three did.
Speaker 2: Locking Number three, you're gonna blame me for that, except
Speaker 2: for the fact that it sounds like you were in
Speaker 2: a relationship.
Speaker 4: So I will blame you a little bit for that.
Speaker 1: But we're not here to judge, Jane. We're not judging anybody.
Speaker 1: I always wondered about, Like you know, one of the
Speaker 1: reasons that I don't hire hookers online is that I
Speaker 1: don't want them come into my house, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And I don't want to go to their house.
Speaker 1: What did they kill me?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 1: Let's say I meet some guy and he's on Craig's
Speaker 1: List and you know, him seeking m or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I go to his house and he turns out to
Speaker 1: be a creep. What does should I worry about that?
Speaker 2: I think you'd be fine if they came to your house,
Speaker 2: because honestly, where I live, no, because no, let me
Speaker 2: just present it a different way. You're moving, you have
Speaker 2: way too much crap. Maybe you want a hooker to
Speaker 2: come over to steal some of your crap.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I've got an old ex sitting there. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: stop screwing around, you guys. We have confessions. We have
Speaker 1: somebody who stole quarters from the basket at church because
Speaker 1: she wanted to do collectible quarters. We've got somebody who
Speaker 1: bought back to lawnmower into an expensive car. A woman
Speaker 1: who dropped a turkey on Thanksgiving, served it anyway. A
Speaker 1: guy who licked a porta potty seat for fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: A woman who hopes her husband's dog will run away,
Speaker 1: so she broke the fence. The dog is not run away.
Speaker 1: And then our last contestant who slept with three guys
Speaker 1: in one day while she was in a relationship. Okay, anybody, anybody.
Speaker 2: I have my top winner because it just reminds me
Speaker 2: something stupid my friend's been doing Wisconsin. So I'm going
Speaker 2: with the porta potty liquor.
Speaker 4: Okay, porta potty liquor. You guys, what do you think?
Speaker 4: I mean, he did risk something and I'm glad he
Speaker 4: got home safely. Yeah, so that's nice, Dave, I got to.
Speaker 1: Go with the woman and the three guys in one day.
Speaker 1: That is the spiciest confession. The rest of them are
Speaker 1: are very cute. I mean, the quarter one is very cute,
Speaker 1: the dog one is, the toilet seat, the turkey, they're
Speaker 1: all cute. But the balls you just one is the
Speaker 1: three guys in one day.
Speaker 2: Should we have vanta side between that and the porta
Speaker 2: potty one?
Speaker 4: No, he said.
Speaker 1: Majority rules, So you guys chose porta potty Yeah, Okay, congratulations,
Speaker 1: there you go. That person is going to go to
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Wild Game.
Speaker 4: It's going to be thrilled. Yes, congratulations.
Speaker 2: Don't go lick in the urinals now at Grand Casino
Speaker 2: Arena to get home?
Speaker 4: All right, fine, find yourself some money ahead of time.
Speaker 1: What does it pay?
Speaker 4: What does it pay?
Speaker 1: Confessions? We got more wild tickets for you tomorrow on
Speaker 1: kd WB. Right now, it is your friend Vont stirring
Speaker 1: the pod font what's on your mind?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 10: We need to leave macha in twenty twenty five. I'm
Speaker 10: so sick of people that say that they like mancha.
Speaker 10: It's just watered down grass milk is what it tastes
Speaker 10: like to me. I don't mind macha.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: People that drink macha just do it so they way
Speaker 4: they can say that.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I love tea every every day I
Speaker 1: treat in the afternoon as some sort of a tea.
Speaker 1: I love tea. Shout out tea, so shout out missus
Speaker 1: Kelly's tea. And I love Macha. It is very full
Speaker 1: of caffeine. You can have about one maybe two cups
Speaker 1: of macha. But I do it the right way. I
Speaker 1: got it because we were in Japan, because we're world travelers.
Speaker 1: Accord into Japan and parts of Montana.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So you get a little bowl and a whisk and
Speaker 1: you stir it in a figure eight shape and it's
Speaker 1: so good and rich. It tastes a little grassy. You
Speaker 1: can get machya with ginger in it. I don't drink
Speaker 1: it to like brag to anybody, but maybe I should.
Speaker 5: It does make you. You do feel better drinking it
Speaker 5: because it's green.
Speaker 10: Well, I have a a I'm gonna add to that, right,
Speaker 10: another green thing that I think we should leve in
Speaker 10: twenty twenty five. Really, this is flavors, pickles, anything, pickle, pickles, juice.
Speaker 4: Pickled pizza, all that jazz. Leave that in twenty twenty five. Man, No,
Speaker 4: pickles will never die. They're so good. I must be
Speaker 4: out here. Raw dog in a pickle? Why yes, why
Speaker 4: would you roll dog a pickle? Any pickle?
Speaker 1: Pot belly the other day and got our door dash
Speaker 1: and they're like, do you want to pickle? You know,
Speaker 1: giant giant pickle? Thank god it was you know, it
Speaker 1: was cut into four pieces because I couldn't get my
Speaker 1: mouth around it. Susan was able to, which was quite impressive. Pickles, yeah,
Speaker 1: pickles were They're not going away. Yeah, pickles, Macha. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of other flavors that we should leave.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five, we're gonna go around the room
Speaker 1: baiby olives Yoh yeah, well it's not like a flavor.
Speaker 4: Trying to like olives.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I will back you up. And
Speaker 2: the other thing I would say is anything with Sabbi flavored.
Speaker 4: I just I don't like. It's weird to me. It
Speaker 4: tastes like tar.
Speaker 1: It's so weird, okay, and really nothing you know what else?
Speaker 4: I think, what do you think to buy chocolate?
Speaker 10: Because I don't think it's really as boozy as people
Speaker 10: make it seem. I think it's just it became like
Speaker 10: a big thing this past year, and I think just
Speaker 10: because the name Dubai is in front of it, people
Speaker 10: are like, oh.
Speaker 4: I have to try do buy chocolate. Ooh, I'm not
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I never heard of that until the person I'm seeing
Speaker 2: his like nephew, wanted some like Dubai chocolate for Christmas,
Speaker 2: And I was like.
Speaker 1: Is that literally chocolate for like?
Speaker 4: You can get it, like you can get what is it?
Speaker 4: Garadelli is? Yeah, I feel like it's chocolate that has
Speaker 4: macha in the middle. Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, both of them, order me some baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will top tapa tapa tappen.
Speaker 1: Both of them going to the now. You have the
Speaker 1: palate of a ten year old kid. No, you like
Speaker 1: chicken tenders. Chicken tenders? You like French fry. I love
Speaker 1: strawberry wafers. And that's really I mean, that's that's really it.
Speaker 4: What flavors do you think we should leave?
Speaker 10: In twenty twenty five, people are texting me saying I
Speaker 10: need to be fired for going after pickles.
Speaker 4: I will stand on pickles before.
Speaker 10: I will drink macha and do bui chocolate before I
Speaker 10: ever come close to a pickle.
Speaker 1: I have a tea party over at my house and
Speaker 1: have all y'all over the house and make you a macha. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make you some echy Carabani tea.
Speaker 4: Can I actually have a bubble tea? Please? A bubble milk?
Speaker 1: I don't really?
Speaker 4: Can you make Thai milk tea?
Speaker 1: Uh pro?
Speaker 4: That's why?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: H no, thank you. We'll be right back on, Katie
Speaker 1: w B. I gotta this is an experience that we
Speaker 1: believe every woman has had, and this is somebody who
Speaker 1: is experiencing this right now, and she wants confirmation. Has
Speaker 1: every woman had this experience? We're gonna find out. You
Speaker 1: got to hear what she's gonna tell you coming up
Speaker 1: next on Katie w B Stay here Ran TV. We
Speaker 1: got somebody on the phone here is gonna. I think
Speaker 1: this story is really interesting. I don't really relate to
Speaker 1: it myself, but she's saying that I think all women
Speaker 1: have this experience in common. And you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: have to tell me as you're listening to the show, Maya,
Speaker 1: good morning. Hello, Oh I gotta push some buttons. Can
Speaker 1: I give me a second?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Ready? Yeah, button ready? Okay, there we go. We're back
Speaker 1: in action. Hi, Mayahi, tell me your story about what
Speaker 1: is it you think that all women have this in common?
Speaker 1: What's the what's the story?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So I just moved into my first apartment.
Speaker 6: Congratulations and thank you.
Speaker 9: And so I also have a newer boyfriend and I
Speaker 9: had him over to hang out, and you know, you
Speaker 9: know we you know all this. So the first time
Speaker 9: that we hooked up my headboard was something against the
Speaker 9: wall that happened. Obviously, I was wow. I was super
Speaker 9: embarrassed about it. Right, So for the next time I
Speaker 9: had moved my bed out to avoid that, but now
Speaker 9: my bed started to squeak, like really, really really.
Speaker 1: Show me to do an impression of how your bed
Speaker 1: sounds mind if you will.
Speaker 9: In my head, I mean it's still echoing. It's like.
Speaker 1: Going crazy on that thing, right Lucky Hill, so bad,
Speaker 1: So you go ahead.
Speaker 9: Oh well, I was I was just going to say, like, now,
Speaker 9: obviously that's all I can hear. It's echoing in my head.
Speaker 9: And now that we're every time we're in the middle of,
Speaker 9: you know, sexually time, all I'm thinking about is how
Speaker 9: many people do I share this wall with? Who can
Speaker 9: hear me? And is he thinking about the noise?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: And yeah, because I mean it's just so loud and
Speaker 9: it's so bad, to the point where it's now throwing
Speaker 9: off my vibe.
Speaker 1: I got it. No, I feel that. Okays, As a guy,
Speaker 1: I'm going to kind of stay out of this one.
Speaker 1: But I will say half of us notices, half of
Speaker 1: us doesn't care. Yeah, at the same time, we'd rather
Speaker 1: have it not be pray or yeah, we'd rather not,
Speaker 1: but we're also we're just happy to be there. You're
Speaker 1: just happy to be there. You like tune it out?
Speaker 1: Does this is this a thing on the show.
Speaker 2: I think at the beginning of a relationship in that
Speaker 2: way with someone, you are very conscious of everything around you,
Speaker 2: everything that's happening, and everybody fold that's folding in a
Speaker 2: way you don't want to fold. So I do think, like,
Speaker 2: right now, yes, you're super hyper aware of it. I
Speaker 2: think eventually down the line, if you continue to see
Speaker 2: this person like, you'll forget about it. It won't be
Speaker 2: a thing. It's just like whatever. But I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm thrown off by the littlest of things.
Speaker 5: I'm hyper aware of it when it's my upstairs neighbor,
Speaker 5: for sure, because I can hear it happening.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't ever last that long. So I think
Speaker 4: I would only be that for them.
Speaker 5: I think I would only be concerned if it was
Speaker 5: like an hour and you're just going click constantly, because like,
Speaker 5: is it really going to bother somebody? If it's you know,
Speaker 5: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: It's more embarrassing. I think it's like, you know, just
Speaker 1: the thump against the wall.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question, what are you more embarrassed about?
Speaker 4: As a woman?
Speaker 10: I'm asking you listen to the show by the sound
Speaker 10: of your bed or by the sounds that are being
Speaker 10: produced from the love making.
Speaker 4: Yes, all of it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I can be embarrassed about anything. I'm going to be
Speaker 5: okay about anything. Okay, really, i.
Speaker 2: Think I'm passed the point of being embarrassed about any
Speaker 2: of that only if a little.
Speaker 1: About things the neighbors can hear. Though, if the neighbors
Speaker 1: can hear that, you really need to see somebody, somebody
Speaker 1: in the world. I don't know, let me know, maya
Speaker 1: very interesting. Let me know if if you're listening and
Speaker 1: you've had that experience where probably especially in your first
Speaker 1: apartment where you live in an apartment, you're worried about
Speaker 1: the neighbors hearing the thump of thump as squeak as squeaka,
Speaker 1: or even if you live like in a town home
Speaker 1: or you you know, with roommates, or it's just one
Speaker 1: of those things where you just don't want the thump
Speaker 1: a squeaka, So you just got to move your head
Speaker 1: away from the headboard, away from the bed or the wall,
Speaker 1: and then get a better bed that doesn't squeak.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got some text messages that gives some advice
Speaker 5: here that says put a blanket between the headboard and
Speaker 5: the wall, or they make a bracket to brace your headboard. Nowadays,
Speaker 5: a lot of people are saying w D forty, tighten
Speaker 5: your bed frame, put patting on the wall and use
Speaker 5: w D forty.
Speaker 2: The other suggestion that I'm going to say, don't you
Speaker 2: says move it to the couch.
Speaker 4: Go to the couch. Don't do that. You're not at
Speaker 4: your neck, you're your neck. Well, I mean, obviously there's.
Speaker 2: People sit on that think I'm not concerned about that.
Speaker 2: I was concerned about the lack of area. You have
Speaker 2: to move around it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird. Your head is at a weird angle. You
Speaker 1: got one leg over here, you have.
Speaker 3: Up.
Speaker 1: Hurry up. As a guy, I think that's what you're thinking.
Speaker 5: I had to loan my heating pad to Jenny because
Speaker 5: she did the lovin on.
Speaker 2: The couch once. Yeah, that over the edge of a
Speaker 2: pinch nerve or something.
Speaker 10: Another text says, you are much more considerate person than
Speaker 10: I am. I've never cared at all about the noise,
Speaker 10: and I'm at the top floor of my building. I'm
Speaker 10: a woman, by the way, you get it, girl.
Speaker 1: Another text says, my bed squeaks really loud. I hope
Speaker 1: my neighbors can't hear it. But then I can hear
Speaker 1: them when they literally open a drawer. So you're hoping
Speaker 1: they can't hear the squeaky squeaky bed, but when they
Speaker 1: slide open the silverware drawer, Oh look, oh crap, Maya.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what to tell you except
Speaker 1: you are not alone. Put your mattress on the floor.
Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe, thank you, Maya.
Speaker 1: Have a great day. We'll be back in a second.
Speaker 1: They they something's wrong in this house, or it's I
Speaker 1: think it's a it's a it's a it's a house.
Speaker 1: And somebody goes to check what is in the basement.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what did they find in the basement.
Speaker 1: It is not what you think. I promise, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you next on Katie w Babs brought to you
Speaker 1: probably by the LEO Agency. So this wild life group
Speaker 1: happened over in Wisconsin. They heard something was weird going
Speaker 1: on in somebody's basement. So they go over there and
Speaker 1: they're looking at the basement and it turned out there
Speaker 1: was a deer that got stuck in somebody's basement for
Speaker 1: two days. The people weren't home, but a neighbor checked
Speaker 1: on their place and said, oh my god, there's a deer.
Speaker 1: How it got in the basement, I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: probably looking for something in the freezer downstairs, venison perhaps,
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Oh so the deer. I don't
Speaker 1: know how the deer got in the basement, but they
Speaker 1: found itself trapped in the basement. And here is Nathan
Speaker 1: from Nuisance Pro talking about it. We actually nadaa and
Speaker 1: we were gonna use a blanket, but the animal had
Speaker 1: been in there a couple of days, so it was
Speaker 1: a little bit tired out and we were able to
Speaker 1: just grab onto it by hand and take it out.
Speaker 1: It's a mass glass and poop everywhere.
Speaker 4: Every season we deal with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything from squirrels chewing up windows, to raccoons coming
Speaker 1: down chimneys, to deer smashing through windows. It is true.
Speaker 1: You know, we have the house out in Colorado and
Speaker 1: we hear something in the chimney and was like, what
Speaker 1: is that. We had somebody come out. It was a
Speaker 1: raccoon family that had built the nest in the chimney
Speaker 1: and guess how they got it out. No, they didn't
Speaker 1: build the fire in the chimney. They took a boom
Speaker 1: box like a big radio and blasted music for a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks up the chimney until the raccoons came
Speaker 1: down and put it on kt WB What is this garbage?
Speaker 1: Put it on the Twin Cities number one hit music station.
Speaker 1: They blasted music up there until the Raccoon family said,
Speaker 1: f this, we're gonna move.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 5: That seems a lot more, you know, humane than lighting
Speaker 5: a fire.
Speaker 1: That was my thing was like, well, let's just smoke
Speaker 1: him out of there, let's burn him out of there.
Speaker 1: And they said no. And then so we haven't had
Speaker 1: any come back, so we're pretty happy.
Speaker 4: I just like this.
Speaker 5: The fact that he's like, yeah, there's just poop and
Speaker 5: grass everywhere.
Speaker 1: Pop and glass, ooping glass, poop and glass combined. George's
Speaker 1: brought to you, bar you can't make this stuff up.
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Speaker 1: my favorite story on the Dirt today is the other
Speaker 1: day it wasn't Ashley Tisdale. Wasn't it Ashley Tisdale's she
Speaker 1: was She's like, no, the mom group that I'm hanging
Speaker 1: out with, they're so snotty to me. And then we're
Speaker 1: all like, oh, well, they just sound like terrible people.
Speaker 1: But one of the other moms in the mom group
Speaker 1: and her husband are like, no, Ashley Tisdale's the problem.
Speaker 1: So it's a matter of he said. She said, well,
Speaker 1: we'll get to the bottom of this coming up on
Speaker 1: Dave's Dirt in just a few minutes. On kd WB,
Speaker 1: you saved my.
Speaker 4: Heart from the fate of Oh.
Speaker 1: My conspiracy theory. That song was written by AI. They
Speaker 1: asked AI to write the catchiest, most melodic marble earworm
Speaker 1: that it could possibly come up with, and AI thought
Speaker 1: for a few minutes and came up with that song.
Speaker 4: You think, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's my conspiracy theory because that song is catchier than
Speaker 1: any song I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 10: Don't you say that every now and then? You thought
Speaker 10: that about somebody to carpenter Taste, I heard you bang
Speaker 10: Together and.
Speaker 1: Espresso is even more Ai because it is just so catchy.
Speaker 4: It is so good.
Speaker 1: So I wonder whether artists are going to start doing that,
Speaker 1: whether they're going to ask, like, you know, AI, to
Speaker 1: write a catch because what is a catchy song? If
Speaker 1: I wrote a song, I couldn't tell you whether it
Speaker 1: was catchy I could write I want it that way,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, Bailey, is this a good song?
Speaker 1: And be like, yeah, it's a really good song. I
Speaker 1: don't know what makes a catchy song. I can only
Speaker 1: tell you when I hear it. But Ai knows what
Speaker 1: makes a catchy song. So don't you think artists somewhere
Speaker 1: down the road are going to be like, okay, AI
Speaker 1: write the catchiest sing alongable list song that you can.
Speaker 4: Well. I wonder though, is there like a science though
Speaker 4: behind it?
Speaker 5: Because then are there like music scientists or like music
Speaker 5: music engineers like you got?
Speaker 4: Those people are the ones that know.
Speaker 5: And I wouldn't necessarily say like, oh, it's Ai that's
Speaker 5: coming up with it. It's probably these like music engineers
Speaker 5: who have like studied their whole life on like what
Speaker 5: makes catchy songs.
Speaker 1: Or a natural songwriter like Diane Warren or the Swedish
Speaker 1: guy Max Martin. Yeah, so here, I just asked Ai,
Speaker 1: what defines what are the traits of a catchy song? Simple,
Speaker 1: repetitive hooks, memorable melodies. What's a memorable melody? I don't know,
Speaker 1: strong rhythms, easy to sing along to, and creating a
Speaker 1: cognitive itch that makes your brain want to keep repeating
Speaker 1: them short familiar phrases, strategic repetition, emotional resin and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: Emotional resonance. Mmm, that is a catchy song. If that
Speaker 4: just makes a song that you can relate.
Speaker 1: To what makes a song catchy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's subjective because what I find catchy
Speaker 2: is very different from what you find catchy, Dave.
Speaker 1: No question. However, songs like that that are massively appealing
Speaker 1: to be catchy. So in other words, like a local
Speaker 1: guy that works, you know, like like plays part time
Speaker 1: at First Avenue, he can write a nice song, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, But to write a song
Speaker 1: that's universally catchy like Taylor Swift, that's how do you
Speaker 1: do that? It's so interesting to me. I just don't
Speaker 1: I don't have no idea how that works.
Speaker 4: And I wonder if the.
Speaker 10: Artists, I mean half the time the artists don't write it.
Speaker 10: It's writers and producers. But what if the artists know
Speaker 10: that it's going to be catchy as much as the
Speaker 10: writers and producers.
Speaker 1: That's a really good question because a lot of the
Speaker 1: time an artist will turn down a song like I
Speaker 1: think who was it that, instead of Waterfalls was supposed
Speaker 1: to be sung by somebody else? Oh wow, google it.
Speaker 1: It was offered to somebody else and they said. And
Speaker 1: a lot of the time, an artist will record an
Speaker 1: album full of songs and they'll be like, well, what
Speaker 1: song do you think is the single? And they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: well this song over here, and they'll release it and
Speaker 1: it bombs. Yeah, so then released like the their third
Speaker 1: choice and that was the hit, and the artist will say,
Speaker 1: we never thought like I want it that way was
Speaker 1: going to be a big hit song.
Speaker 5: Right, h answer for Waterfall? Sorry speculations, David good speculation.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. Okay, let's do I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say, soup brackets. What's the latest on the
Speaker 1: soup brackets on the Dave Ryan Instagram.
Speaker 10: Well, let's keep starling, because I was not prepared to
Speaker 10: ginging that up.
Speaker 2: I just have to say a conversation that it was
Speaker 2: had off air, was we talked about sup brackets and
Speaker 2: Bailly goes, I have toop yesterday and Dave goes, great story, bailing,
Speaker 2: that's great story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, just talking about soup.
Speaker 1: We take every chance to insult each other. Here in
Speaker 1: the studio. That's what friends do.
Speaker 4: Well, I had soup yesterday. Well, kid, I have chicken
Speaker 4: wild rice. Oh ask me?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 1: Ask me about your shirt?
Speaker 4: Do you like my shirt? This hoodie that I'm wearing.
Speaker 1: It's a little saggy, baggy and it looks like it's
Speaker 1: wrinkled a little bit. But other than that, I hate it.
Speaker 1: So this is what we do. This is what we do,
Speaker 1: is we make fun of because that's what friends do.
Speaker 1: Like when I come in with a shiny new haircut
Speaker 1: from Great Clips, these guys don't go, oh man, your
Speaker 1: hair looks great. They're like, oh my god, did Stevie
Speaker 1: Wonder cut your hair? And it's like, that's fun, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I did say that once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not from Great Clips, though they do a
Speaker 2: good job.
Speaker 1: They always do a great.
Speaker 10: On Instagram. I'm trying to figureut the best soup of
Speaker 10: all time. Yesterday we narrowed it down from eight to four.
Speaker 10: And today we have chicken wild rice versus chicken noodle.
Speaker 10: It's a battle the chickens, but chicken chicken wild rice
Speaker 10: is winning.
Speaker 1: I believe that.
Speaker 4: Ale I had chicken wild rice soup yesterday.
Speaker 1: David, that's a.
Speaker 10: Great story, Bailey and tomato soup versus French onion.
Speaker 4: Now, what do you think is winning? Right now?
Speaker 5: I feel like I know what's gonna win, but I
Speaker 5: feel like I know what I want to.
Speaker 2: Win Between those two, I think tomato soup is winning.
Speaker 10: Yeah, only by math eight points. Tomato soup is winning.
Speaker 5: Really only by eight because French onion slaps you guys.
Speaker 1: It is so until the cheese is gone.
Speaker 5: Then then you have to be better at going one
Speaker 5: at cheese a little bit at a time.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: She sticks into one glop Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what they need to make for a
Speaker 5: French onion soup is the round spoon, but then have
Speaker 5: one side that's serrated so that you can like cut
Speaker 5: the cheese as.
Speaker 4: You're swooping it.
Speaker 5: Not a bad idea, and then cut your mouth serrated.
Speaker 1: Or or glopless French onion soup. So it's balls of French.
Speaker 4: Onion soup like balls of cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like cheese balls, cheese balls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds good. That's actually innovative.
Speaker 1: Thank you write it down, Jenny. We're going to invent
Speaker 1: glopless French onion soup player. Good story, Dave, Okay, do
Speaker 1: you like my hoodie?
Speaker 5: You know, I it's a little bit like bluer than
Speaker 5: I would like, and I mean it is kind of
Speaker 5: big on you.
Speaker 4: But like other than that, I hate its.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Let's do the dirt on KDWB. This
Speaker 1: is my favorite story of the day because it really
Speaker 1: is dirt and it's delicious. So let's dive in. We
Speaker 1: were talking about Hillary Doak. So the story was the
Speaker 1: other day Ashley Tisdale was saying, I'm with his mom
Speaker 1: group and they're all snotty and they're all mean girls. Well,
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff is in this group. It's a very star
Speaker 1: studed mom group. Hillary Duff's husband explained why Ashley Tisdale
Speaker 1: was banished from the mom group that she called toxic.
Speaker 1: His name is Matthew, he said on Instagram. A recreation
Speaker 1: of the artwork for the Ashley Tisdale essay. He added
Speaker 1: the mock headline, when you're the most self obsessed, tone
Speaker 1: deaf person on Earth. Other moms tend to shift focus
Speaker 1: to their actual toddlers. Ashley described in her essay how
Speaker 1: the mom group excluded her from events and texted behind
Speaker 1: her back. She got the hint that she wasn't wanted
Speaker 1: when the mom group arranged an after party without Ashley
Speaker 1: following her daughter's first birthday. Can you imagine the hurt
Speaker 1: You have a birthday party, You invite all the moms
Speaker 1: and their kids over for the first birthday party, and
Speaker 1: then they go out to Chili's afterward and get Southwestern
Speaker 1: egg roles and Margarite's without you. You would feel heart Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be upsett char also Actuley Tisdale. You can
Speaker 1: go have lunch with any mom and pretty much in
Speaker 1: the world that you want.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's a misconception for like a lot
Speaker 5: of celebrities that we think like, oh, they can just
Speaker 5: go and be with whoever they want. I'm sure they
Speaker 5: experience loneliness.
Speaker 2: Probably because they also probably don't want to just go
Speaker 2: out with anyone they want because that person probably wants
Speaker 2: something from them.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true, and you don't want somebody to go
Speaker 1: out with you just because you're Ashley Tisdale. Let make
Speaker 1: sure she could find like twenty women easily, but do
Speaker 1: you want to go out as Ashley Tisdale. That's why
Speaker 1: celebrities tend to marry each other and tend to hang
Speaker 1: out together because they don't want to have somebody who
Speaker 1: likes them just because they're Ashley Tisdale, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is really giving Sharpay from high school music. Yes,
Speaker 2: that was the character she played and she was a
Speaker 2: little bit of a brat on that. Kylie Jenner and
Speaker 2: Timothy Shalla may have been dating for about three years
Speaker 2: and it's only a matter of time before Timothy proposes.
Speaker 2: According to a gossip guru, it says everyone close to
Speaker 2: them say it's happening very soon. They're serious and it's
Speaker 2: only a matter of timing. However, the issue is Kylie
Speaker 2: is really set on staying in la obviously her sisters
Speaker 2: lived there, but Timothy Schellmy grew up in New York,
Speaker 2: so he wants New York City, So you know that's
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like they don't have private jets
Speaker 2: to fly them to each city whenever they want, but
Speaker 2: that could be difficult trying to find which city to
Speaker 2: nail down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like those plane rides are really fast
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 5: Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Jamie Bauer Campbell or Jamie
Speaker 5: Campbell Bauer was on it. He plays Vecna in Stranger
Speaker 5: Things and he did this little like kind of cutesy
Speaker 5: workout video want to get snatched like Vekna, it's time
Speaker 5: to turn those pounds upside down. But at the end
Speaker 5: of the video he kept saying tomorrow it begins, and
Speaker 5: so people were picking up on tomorrow it begins and
Speaker 5: the fan base who have been spreading around that the
Speaker 5: end wasn't actually the end, and this actually proves it
Speaker 5: that it wasn't the end, and so they think that
Speaker 5: the going to be another episode of Stranger Things and
Speaker 5: that the finale was a fake out.
Speaker 4: That's so weird.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's not true, but I like the speculation.
Speaker 5: I like speculation, and I like the conspiracy, and like,
Speaker 5: even if it's not true, I like that the Stranger Things,
Speaker 5: like cast and crew and everything is feeding into it
Speaker 5: because it's fun.
Speaker 10: Today's National Pastcast Day, guys, the hard hitting dirt news.
Speaker 10: Do your kids still laugh at fart jokes in twenty
Speaker 10: twenty six?
Speaker 1: Is that an outdated thing? I think it's eternal.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's forever falling and farting the two funniest things.
Speaker 4: Yep, yeah true.
Speaker 1: We asked that earlier and teacher said, yeah, I teach
Speaker 1: nine year olds, and they still think farts are very funny. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: so in Stranger Things and good God, this show has
Speaker 1: made the dirt every day for like two weeks now.
Speaker 1: They used print songs in the finale, but they considered
Speaker 1: using some classic rock songs like Pink Floyd and somebody
Speaker 1: put together what it would sound like if they would
Speaker 1: have used a Pink Floyd song.
Speaker 3: Right the countdown begins, hey you.
Speaker 4: Out there, the cod getting only getting old.
Speaker 1: Fear me from the wall. That's Pink Floyd called hey you.
Speaker 2: So these are some really hilarious, hilariously wrong fifties predictions.
Speaker 2: So from the nineteen fifties, these were predictions that were
Speaker 2: made that did not happen. One of them is machines
Speaker 2: would give us three day weekends. Nope, we are still
Speaker 2: working that five day work week and a cheap day weekend.
Speaker 2: Another one was the US would fully adopt the metrics system.
Speaker 4: Are we like the only country that's one of the few.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a few here and there, But I know
Speaker 1: that back when I was in school, we had to
Speaker 1: learn meters and kilometers and all that because oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well in another four or five years, we're all going
Speaker 1: to be under the metric system. It just never stopped.
Speaker 1: They gave up.
Speaker 2: Another one is that cable would end commercials, which is
Speaker 2: so not true because companies realized that you could still
Speaker 2: charge subscribers and show ads because.
Speaker 1: They were going to do it. The cable was new.
Speaker 1: If I would watch MTV or CNN, there were no
Speaker 1: commercials on cable because you're paying for it already. But
Speaker 1: then they realized, just exactly like you said, they could
Speaker 1: slip in commercials and you would still watch, and so
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 2: These our predictions from the nineteen fifties. Another one is
Speaker 2: robot housekeepers were inevitable. They would be cooking a dinner,
Speaker 2: changing diapers, serving as butler's and handymen the jetson's.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I guess the room bas the closest you got.
Speaker 2: Gasoline engines would disappear, and that transition may finally be happening,
Speaker 2: but obviously we still have lots of gas powered cars.
Speaker 4: A couple of other one. Women would tower over men.
Speaker 2: A columnist wrote that women were expected to reach an
Speaker 2: average height of six feet tall. Things to improve to
Speaker 2: nutrition and medical science, and these superwomen would dominate the workforce.
Speaker 4: Don't think that, I.
Speaker 1: Think people are right now than they were like even
Speaker 1: one hundred years ago. Yeah yeah, I think the average
Speaker 1: height from a man one hundred years ago it was
Speaker 1: like five foot seven. Oh wow.
Speaker 2: One more. Jet packs were supposed to be everywhere. Some
Speaker 2: designers thought jet packs would be in as ordinary as bicycles,
Speaker 2: not just sci fi gimmicks.
Speaker 4: Man's that'd be iconic.
Speaker 10: When I used to blow the candle out every year
Speaker 10: for my birthday, I would wish that one day I
Speaker 10: could fly, like my physical being could fly.
Speaker 4: This doesn't happen. Yeah, yeah, don't give up. Still wish it.
Speaker 5: So. After it was announced that Emma Stone and Jennifer
Speaker 5: Lawrence were teaming up to produce a Miss Piggy movie,
Speaker 5: there were rumors that were popping up that one of
Speaker 5: them might be playing the title character of Miss Piggy,
Speaker 5: but Emma Stone says, no, I will not be playing
Speaker 5: Miss Piggy.
Speaker 4: In the new movie. Miss Piggy is playing Miss Piggy.
Speaker 5: Come on, she would be storming out right now at
Speaker 5: the mere suggestion. That's the biggest insult to Miss Piggy
Speaker 5: that I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: And I will not have her name dragged through the
Speaker 4: mud like.
Speaker 5: That, which is funny, very It's giving very Muppet humor there,
Speaker 5: so I really appreciate that.
Speaker 4: And I can't wait.
Speaker 5: For a Miss Piggy movie, and I want to know
Speaker 5: what it's going to be about.
Speaker 4: I can't wait.
Speaker 10: We know that Gwyneth Paltrow had quite the year her
Speaker 10: and Chris Martin divorce, but she says he lost a
Speaker 10: role after the divorce too.
Speaker 2: And there was like a lot of harsh stuff in
Speaker 2: the press, and I think the distributor was like, this
Speaker 2: might be too too hot to touch.
Speaker 4: So that was great because I was getting a divorce
Speaker 4: and then I got fired off. Some was sol geesheesh.
Speaker 1: Movies this weekend, Today's Wednesdays. Some movies open up tomorrow. Avatar,
Speaker 1: Fire and Ashes expected to earn another twenty million, and
Speaker 1: it'll be the fourth week in a row that's top
Speaker 1: the box office, and a couple of new arrivals. Primate,
Speaker 1: which is about a monkey that catches like a pet
Speaker 1: monkey that catches some sort of like disease, rabies or
Speaker 1: something like that and goes crazy. It is getting ninety
Speaker 1: one percent fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. It's a group of
Speaker 1: friends traveling in the tropics are terrorized by a chimp
Speaker 1: sounds kind of rized, sounds kind of dumb. This one
Speaker 1: looks good. Gerard Butler is in Greenland two migration, and
Speaker 1: I've seen the trailers for it. It pops up on my
Speaker 1: phone all the time. Original ranks high on the HBO
Speaker 1: Max streaming menu. Preview screenings for Greenland two begin Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a Letta's husband right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I love like apocalyptic movies, and that sounds
Speaker 1: like a good one.
Speaker 2: Golden Globe's host Nikki Glazer said that there's one actress
Speaker 2: that she could never roast. Any guesses by anyone if
Speaker 2: you haven't seen the story already.
Speaker 4: A comedian or an actor Chris, actress Meryl Street.
Speaker 2: Okay, good guess anyone else? Oh, man, I know I
Speaker 2: put you guys on the spot. I'll just say I
Speaker 2: don't know. She declared Julia Roberts off limits because she
Speaker 2: is America's sweetheart. So she's not roasting her ever at
Speaker 2: a Golden Globes, but she hosts.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: So they're bringing back Star Search, which was kind of
Speaker 5: a big deal in the nineteen eighties, and there's a
Speaker 5: trio of hosts here that are kind of random grab
Speaker 5: bag hosts, and I'm not sure why they're going to
Speaker 5: be the hosts. Are the judges or whatever on Star
Speaker 5: Search and that's jelly Roll, which I guess makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but then Christy Tagan okay, and Sarah Michelle Geller.
Speaker 4: Why why are they looking for these stars singer competition?
Speaker 1: I think it's entertain but I they do stand up
Speaker 1: comics as well.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Right, but like jelly roll makes sense because if it
Speaker 5: is a lot of like singing, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Maybe.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I was gonna try and rationalize Christy Tagan. No,
Speaker 5: I can't rationalize Christy Tigan nor Sarah Michelle Geller. Dave,
Speaker 5: you know this ans saram Assuman.
Speaker 2: What was Simon Collles's background to be a judge on
Speaker 2: American Idol?
Speaker 1: You know, that's a good question. I thought about that
Speaker 1: the other day because nobody knew him until he got
Speaker 1: mega famous on American Idol. I think it was a
Speaker 1: record producer.
Speaker 2: See that makes sense, right, that makes sense, But like, yeah,
Speaker 2: those guys don't really love see.
Speaker 5: The Vampire Slayer, social media lady model, Christy Tagan and
Speaker 5: then jelly Roll Okay, well.
Speaker 1: They're just the host though, right, they're not the judges.
Speaker 5: Well it's it's kind of uncertain the way that this
Speaker 5: is written. It says like hosts, but it also makes
Speaker 5: them seem like they're a panel, well like panel of.
Speaker 1: I forget how it works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Sam, I don't think it was alive.
Speaker 1: Don't remember? All right? That is the dirty It is
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Speaker 5: You, david your grandma dad doing what she, loved making
Speaker 5: toast in the bathrob.
Speaker 1: You know something like. That can you give me?
Speaker 5: One, Yeah, jenny remember WHEN i peed in the pool
Speaker 5: the lifeguard yelled so LOUD i almost fell In.
Speaker 1: God you imagine a bath like?
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