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Speaker 1: Two confessions. Yes on, Katie WB what are we planning

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Speaker 1: for confessions? It's wild tickets tickets Monday Night. I want

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Speaker 1: to say, it's Monday Night versus the New Jersey Devils.

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Speaker 1: We got your tickets for you. If you want to go,

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Speaker 1: you're going to call in with a confession. We will

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Speaker 1: disguise your voice so nobody will know what you sound like,

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Speaker 1: and I will make your voice sound a little bit

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Speaker 1: like I want to say this right here, Go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Jenny oh Hi, it's time for me to confess all

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Speaker 2: of my sins of twenty twenty six so far, no sin, No.

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Speaker 1: Sins yet, No sin.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: Your voice will be disguised so nobody will know it's you,

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Speaker 1: and then you will get you know, you gotta go juicy.

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Speaker 1: The better your confession. Remember, you're competing against other people

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Speaker 1: who want to win those wild tickets. And but there's

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Speaker 1: a couple of rules. No, I dented my mom's car

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Speaker 1: and she never found out it was me. No, I

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Speaker 1: stole my dad's car and he never found out that

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Speaker 1: it was me that wrecked his car. And No, there

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Speaker 1: was another one that Vaughan said. No, it's just.

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Speaker 2: Nothing like super illegal, because then we got to turn in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I shot him man named Reno, just to watch

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was to do that. We don't want

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Speaker 4: to do that. Well, we're waiting for phone calls to

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Speaker 3: Dave.

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Speaker 2: I have a question for you, because I notice that

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Speaker 2: you and Vaught oftentimes randomly you'll go to the bathroom

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Speaker 2: at the same time. And obviously I know on men's

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Speaker 2: bathrooms you guys have urinals, and it's so strange to

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Speaker 2: me to think that you're standing next to a coworker

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Speaker 2: and you could just peek over a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Took about that all the time. Do you really you

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Speaker 4: can see your male co workers?

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Speaker 1: Not true. No, there's a there's a barrier. There's a

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Speaker 1: little wall. Oh yeah, go in and look sometime nobody cares.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you some time. I'll make sure nobody's in there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Between the urinals there's a tall urinal and a short urinal,

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Speaker 1: which I always thought was funny. And then there's a Yeah,

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Speaker 5: It's still weird though, because like like I could go

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Speaker 5: into the bathroom when Jenny's also in the bathroom, but

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Speaker 5: we have like stalls between us. But when you're when

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Speaker 5: you can look in the eyes of the man next

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Speaker 1: Though you just don't know if you if you. Some

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Speaker 1: people don't start a conversation with the urinal because they

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Speaker 1: I don't really have a problem, depending on who it is. Hey,

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Speaker 1: how is your weekend? Oh good? What'd you guys? Do

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Speaker 1: you look? You don't look at each other, You look ahead,

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Speaker 1: or you look down. You actually sometimes you look down

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know urinals stadiums.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if it is US Bank Stadium

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Speaker 1: and when it's crowded, there's a line shoulder to shoulder

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Speaker 1: And sometimes you get shy bladder because there's a guy

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Speaker 1: And then here's me with a trickle trickle trickle, with

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Speaker 5: But gosh, you know, this also makes me think of

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Speaker 5: two Like when you can overhear like a man using

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Speaker 1: No, you're missing you're missing everything. No, you're only hearing

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Speaker 1: Water, when you pee into a urinal, it's almost no water.

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Speaker 1: The mysteries of urine oals. Wow, that women don't know about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still it's not weird at all. I mean,

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Speaker 1: at six five, one, nine, eight nine KTBB. Let's do

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Speaker 1: your confessions and see what's on your mind. Let's go

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Speaker 6: Okay, there you go. So when I was in first

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Speaker 6: a math lesson, we were challenging the offering and I

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Speaker 7: Offering, but not for some money, but because I wanted

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Speaker 1: Thousand the states on the back. How many how many

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Speaker 6: I stole like one or two and The stupid thing

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Speaker 5: They weren't even the ones I needed.

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Speaker 7: I forgot what states I needed.

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Speaker 1: I already have seven of Utah. Wow, okay, that is adorable.

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Speaker 1: Please hold, let's go to lawn mower confession. Okay, lawnmower confession,

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Speaker 8: So I used to work at a long hair company

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Speaker 8: and at a huge customers property.

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Speaker 5: I backed into a vehicle and put the gous into it.

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Speaker 2: And so you were working for your company damage like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably a dollar car.

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Speaker 2: Oh did anyone did that client like ever report it

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Speaker 7: I've never heard about it, and even at my new job.

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Speaker 8: I still wear that company's platter.

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Speaker 1: One has to do with a porta potty. Let's hear

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Speaker 1: your porta potty confession on KATIEWB.

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Speaker 8: So, my freshman year of college, when I was at

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Speaker 8: home and so to get money from you, But I

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Speaker 8: actually licked the toilet sea I have a porter body

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Speaker 8: for fifteen bucks and.

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Speaker 4: Ride home and half a pack of gum.

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Speaker 2: Here was why what you couldn't have figured out any

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Speaker 8: I was pretty far from home.

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Speaker 9: You were?

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Speaker 1: You were far from home? So you licked? Where on

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Speaker 1: the porta potty did you lick? Sir?

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Speaker 5: I went right on the rim?

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Speaker 1: Confessions for wild tickets. Let's go to Thanksgiving Confession. You're

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Speaker 6: So my grandfriend I were in charge of cooking the.

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Speaker 7: Turkey for Thanksgiving this year, and when he went to

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Speaker 6: Of the oven for the last check, it fell out.

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Speaker 7: Of the roaster and went sliding across the entire kitchen.

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Speaker 6: Floor, and we just picked it up and.

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Speaker 7: Put it back in the.

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Speaker 4: Hurt of Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're flipping burgers and you flip a

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Speaker 1: a dog. Tell me about your dog. Confession for wild tickets.

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Speaker 1: What you got? Hello? A dog in a fence? Does

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 7: So a couple of years ago I agree to let

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Speaker 6: It's broken, but my husband does not.

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Speaker 7: And every day I hope that this little dog runs

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Speaker 1: I feel bad for the little dog, but I sometimes

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Speaker 1: Dog. I'm not that dumb. I'm not going anywhere. I'm

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Speaker 1: the keyword here. Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I with three men in one day, and

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Speaker 4: Found out you fleppt with? Is that what you said?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Were you in a relationship with any of them?

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Speaker 6: No, I was in a relationship with a different one.

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Speaker 2: So several so separate occasions for each or was this

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Speaker 8: Separate occasions?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, none of them ever found out about

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Speaker 1: each other. What did you like one? How did let's

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Speaker 1: first ones? You meet him in his house or behind

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Speaker 6: Met online online, he'd some fun.

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Speaker 1: Okay, met online, went to his house then yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: Number two on.

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Speaker 6: The way home from that house, messaged another guy and

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Speaker 1: Okay, and guy number three.

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Speaker 6: I had a date later that night with them.

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Speaker 4: Oh that was the pre plant a.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you.

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Speaker 2: Did one just like not get you what you wanted,

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Speaker 6: That's exactly it's the first two did not do it,

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Speaker 2: Locking Number three, you're gonna blame me for that, except

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Speaker 4: So I will blame you a little bit for that.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be thrilled. Yes, congratulations.

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Speaker 4: All right, fine, find yourself some money ahead of time.

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Speaker 1: What does it pay?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 10: We need to leave macha in twenty twenty five. I'm

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Speaker 10: It's just watered down grass milk is what it tastes

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 4: People that drink macha just do it so they way

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Speaker 1: That's not true. I love tea every every day I

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Speaker 4: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: So you get a little bowl and a whisk and

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Speaker 5: It does make you. You do feel better drinking it

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Speaker 10: twenty twenty five. Really, this is flavors, pickles, anything, pickle, pickles, juice.

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Speaker 4: Pickled pizza, all that jazz. Leave that in twenty twenty five. Man, No,

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Speaker 4: pickles will never die. They're so good. I must be

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Speaker 4: out here. Raw dog in a pickle? Why yes, why

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Speaker 4: would you roll dog a pickle? Any pickle?

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Speaker 1: pickles were They're not going away. Yeah, pickles, Macha. I'm

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Speaker 1: baiby olives Yoh yeah, well it's not like a flavor.

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Speaker 4: Trying to like olives.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that. I will back you up. And

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Speaker 1: It's so weird, okay, and really nothing you know what else?

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Speaker 2: I never heard of that until the person I'm seeing

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Speaker 4: You can get it, like you can get what is it?

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Speaker 10: In twenty twenty five, people are texting me saying I

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Speaker 10: I will drink macha and do bui chocolate before I

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Speaker 4: Can I actually have a bubble tea? Please? A bubble milk?

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Speaker 1: I don't really?

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Speaker 4: Can you make Thai milk tea?

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Speaker 1: Uh pro?

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Speaker 4: That's why?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: good morning. Hello, Oh I gotta push some buttons. Can

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Speaker 1: in action. Hi, Mayahi, tell me your story about what

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: So I just moved into my first apartment.

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Speaker 9: And so I also have a newer boyfriend and I

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Speaker 9: In my head, I mean it's still echoing. It's like.

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 9: And yeah, because I mean it's just so loud and

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Speaker 1: I got it. No, I feel that. Okays, As a guy,

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Speaker 2: I think at the beginning of a relationship in that

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Speaker 5: I'm hyper aware of it when it's my upstairs neighbor,

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Speaker 4: But it doesn't ever last that long. So I think

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Speaker 1: It's more embarrassing. I think it's like, you know, just

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Speaker 4: Can I ask a question, what are you more embarrassed about?

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Speaker 10: I'm asking you listen to the show by the sound

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Speaker 2: of that only if a little.

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Speaker 1: About things the neighbors can hear. Though, if the neighbors

444
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Speaker 1: can hear that, you really need to see somebody, somebody

445
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Speaker 1: in the world. I don't know, let me know, maya

446
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,239
Speaker 1: very interesting. Let me know if if you're listening and

447
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,640
Speaker 1: you've had that experience where probably especially in your first

448
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 1: apartment where you live in an apartment, you're worried about

449
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,000
Speaker 1: the neighbors hearing the thump of thump as squeak as squeaka,

450
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: or even if you live like in a town home

451
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Speaker 1: or you you know, with roommates, or it's just one

452
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Speaker 1: of those things where you just don't want the thump

453
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Speaker 1: a squeaka, So you just got to move your head

454
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Speaker 1: away from the headboard, away from the bed or the wall,

455
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Speaker 1: and then get a better bed that doesn't squeak.

456
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got some text messages that gives some advice

457
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,679
Speaker 5: here that says put a blanket between the headboard and

458
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Speaker 5: the wall, or they make a bracket to brace your headboard. Nowadays,

459
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Speaker 5: a lot of people are saying w D forty, tighten

460
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Speaker 5: your bed frame, put patting on the wall and use

461
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Speaker 5: w D forty.

462
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Speaker 2: The other suggestion that I'm going to say, don't you

463
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Speaker 2: says move it to the couch.

464
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Speaker 4: Go to the couch. Don't do that. You're not at

465
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Speaker 4: your neck, you're your neck. Well, I mean, obviously there's.

466
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Speaker 2: People sit on that think I'm not concerned about that.

467
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Speaker 2: I was concerned about the lack of area. You have

468
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Speaker 2: to move around it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, weird. Your head is at a weird angle. You

470
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Speaker 1: got one leg over here, you have.

471
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Speaker 3: Up.

472
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Speaker 1: Hurry up. As a guy, I think that's what you're thinking.

473
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Speaker 5: I had to loan my heating pad to Jenny because

474
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Speaker 5: she did the lovin on.

475
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Speaker 2: The couch once. Yeah, that over the edge of a

476
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Speaker 2: pinch nerve or something.

477
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Speaker 10: Another text says, you are much more considerate person than

478
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Speaker 10: I am. I've never cared at all about the noise,

479
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 10: and I'm at the top floor of my building. I'm

480
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Speaker 10: a woman, by the way, you get it, girl.

481
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Speaker 1: Another text says, my bed squeaks really loud. I hope

482
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Speaker 1: my neighbors can't hear it. But then I can hear

483
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Speaker 1: them when they literally open a drawer. So you're hoping

484
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Speaker 1: they can't hear the squeaky squeaky bed, but when they

485
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Speaker 1: slide open the silverware drawer, Oh look, oh crap, Maya.

486
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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what to tell you except

487
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Speaker 1: you are not alone. Put your mattress on the floor.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe, thank you, Maya.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day. We'll be back in a second.

490
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Speaker 1: They they something's wrong in this house, or it's I

491
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Speaker 1: think it's a it's a it's a it's a house.

492
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Speaker 1: And somebody goes to check what is in the basement.

493
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what did they find in the basement.

494
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Speaker 1: It is not what you think. I promise, and I'll

495
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Speaker 1: tell you next on Katie w Babs brought to you

496
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Speaker 1: probably by the LEO Agency. So this wild life group

497
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Speaker 1: happened over in Wisconsin. They heard something was weird going

498
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: on in somebody's basement. So they go over there and

499
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: they're looking at the basement and it turned out there

500
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Speaker 1: was a deer that got stuck in somebody's basement for

501
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: two days. The people weren't home, but a neighbor checked

502
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Speaker 1: on their place and said, oh my god, there's a deer.

503
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Speaker 1: How it got in the basement, I don't know. Is

504
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Speaker 1: probably looking for something in the freezer downstairs, venison perhaps,

505
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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Oh so the deer. I don't

506
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 1: know how the deer got in the basement, but they

507
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: found itself trapped in the basement. And here is Nathan

508
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Speaker 1: from Nuisance Pro talking about it. We actually nadaa and

509
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,959
Speaker 1: we were gonna use a blanket, but the animal had

510
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Speaker 1: been in there a couple of days, so it was

511
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Speaker 1: a little bit tired out and we were able to

512
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Speaker 1: just grab onto it by hand and take it out.

513
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Speaker 1: It's a mass glass and poop everywhere.

514
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Speaker 4: Every season we deal with that.

515
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Speaker 1: Yeah, anything from squirrels chewing up windows, to raccoons coming

516
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Speaker 1: down chimneys, to deer smashing through windows. It is true.

517
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: You know, we have the house out in Colorado and

518
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Speaker 1: we hear something in the chimney and was like, what

519
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: is that. We had somebody come out. It was a

520
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Speaker 1: raccoon family that had built the nest in the chimney

521
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: and guess how they got it out. No, they didn't

522
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: build the fire in the chimney. They took a boom

523
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: box like a big radio and blasted music for a

524
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks up the chimney until the raccoons came

525
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Speaker 1: down and put it on kt WB What is this garbage?

526
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 1: Put it on the Twin Cities number one hit music station.

527
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: They blasted music up there until the Raccoon family said,

528
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Speaker 1: f this, we're gonna move.

529
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Speaker 4: I like that.

530
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Speaker 5: That seems a lot more, you know, humane than lighting

531
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Speaker 5: a fire.

532
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Speaker 1: That was my thing was like, well, let's just smoke

533
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Speaker 1: him out of there, let's burn him out of there.

534
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: And they said no. And then so we haven't had

535
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Speaker 1: any come back, so we're pretty happy.

536
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Speaker 4: I just like this.

537
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Speaker 5: The fact that he's like, yeah, there's just poop and

538
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 5: grass everywhere.

539
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: Pop and glass, ooping glass, poop and glass combined. George's

540
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 1: brought to you, bar you can't make this stuff up.

541
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Speaker 1: Has brought to you by the agency coming up. Probably

542
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Speaker 1: my favorite story on the Dirt today is the other

543
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: day it wasn't Ashley Tisdale. Wasn't it Ashley Tisdale's she

544
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 1: was She's like, no, the mom group that I'm hanging

545
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: out with, they're so snotty to me. And then we're

546
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Speaker 1: all like, oh, well, they just sound like terrible people.

547
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: But one of the other moms in the mom group

548
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: and her husband are like, no, Ashley Tisdale's the problem.

549
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,239
Speaker 1: So it's a matter of he said. She said, well,

550
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Speaker 1: we'll get to the bottom of this coming up on

551
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Speaker 1: Dave's Dirt in just a few minutes. On kd WB,

552
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Speaker 1: you saved my.

553
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Speaker 4: Heart from the fate of Oh.

554
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Speaker 1: My conspiracy theory. That song was written by AI. They

555
00:25:55,119 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: asked AI to write the catchiest, most melodic marble earworm

556
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: that it could possibly come up with, and AI thought

557
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: for a few minutes and came up with that song.

558
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Speaker 4: You think, I don't.

559
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: It's my conspiracy theory because that song is catchier than

560
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: any song I've heard in a long time.

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Speaker 10: Don't you say that every now and then? You thought

562
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Speaker 10: that about somebody to carpenter Taste, I heard you bang

563
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Speaker 10: Together and.

564
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Speaker 1: Espresso is even more Ai because it is just so catchy.

565
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Speaker 4: It is so good.

566
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Speaker 1: So I wonder whether artists are going to start doing that,

567
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Speaker 1: whether they're going to ask, like, you know, AI, to

568
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: write a catch because what is a catchy song? If

569
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Speaker 1: I wrote a song, I couldn't tell you whether it

570
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Speaker 1: was catchy I could write I want it that way,

571
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Speaker 1: and I'd be like, Bailey, is this a good song?

572
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: And be like, yeah, it's a really good song. I

573
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: don't know what makes a catchy song. I can only

574
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Speaker 1: tell you when I hear it. But Ai knows what

575
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Speaker 1: makes a catchy song. So don't you think artists somewhere

576
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: down the road are going to be like, okay, AI

577
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: write the catchiest sing alongable list song that you can.

578
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 4: Well. I wonder though, is there like a science though

579
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 4: behind it?

580
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 5: Because then are there like music scientists or like music

581
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 5: music engineers like you got?

582
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Speaker 4: Those people are the ones that know.

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Speaker 5: And I wouldn't necessarily say like, oh, it's Ai that's

584
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 5: coming up with it. It's probably these like music engineers

585
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 5: who have like studied their whole life on like what

586
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 5: makes catchy songs.

587
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: Or a natural songwriter like Diane Warren or the Swedish

588
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: guy Max Martin. Yeah, so here, I just asked Ai,

589
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: what defines what are the traits of a catchy song? Simple,

590
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: repetitive hooks, memorable melodies. What's a memorable melody? I don't know,

591
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: strong rhythms, easy to sing along to, and creating a

592
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: cognitive itch that makes your brain want to keep repeating

593
00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: them short familiar phrases, strategic repetition, emotional resin and blah

594
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 4: Emotional resonance. Mmm, that is a catchy song. If that

596
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 4: just makes a song that you can relate.

597
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: To what makes a song catchy?

598
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see.

599
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: I feel like that's subjective because what I find catchy

600
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 2: is very different from what you find catchy, Dave.

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00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: No question. However, songs like that that are massively appealing

602
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: to be catchy. So in other words, like a local

603
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: guy that works, you know, like like plays part time

604
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: at First Avenue, he can write a nice song, you

605
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, But to write a song

606
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: that's universally catchy like Taylor Swift, that's how do you

607
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: do that? It's so interesting to me. I just don't

608
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: I don't have no idea how that works.

609
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 4: And I wonder if the.

610
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Speaker 10: Artists, I mean half the time the artists don't write it.

611
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 10: It's writers and producers. But what if the artists know

612
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 10: that it's going to be catchy as much as the

613
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 10: writers and producers.

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00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: That's a really good question because a lot of the

615
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Speaker 1: time an artist will turn down a song like I

616
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Speaker 1: think who was it that, instead of Waterfalls was supposed

617
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: to be sung by somebody else? Oh wow, google it.

618
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: It was offered to somebody else and they said. And

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Speaker 1: a lot of the time, an artist will record an

620
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Speaker 1: album full of songs and they'll be like, well, what

621
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Speaker 1: song do you think is the single? And they'll be like, oh,

622
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: well this song over here, and they'll release it and

623
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Speaker 1: it bombs. Yeah, so then released like the their third

624
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: choice and that was the hit, and the artist will say,

625
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: we never thought like I want it that way was

626
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Speaker 1: going to be a big hit song.

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Speaker 5: Right, h answer for Waterfall? Sorry speculations, David good speculation.

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00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. Okay, let's do I was

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Speaker 1: just gonna say, soup brackets. What's the latest on the

630
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Speaker 1: soup brackets on the Dave Ryan Instagram.

631
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Speaker 10: Well, let's keep starling, because I was not prepared to

632
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 10: ginging that up.

633
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Speaker 2: I just have to say a conversation that it was

634
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Speaker 2: had off air, was we talked about sup brackets and

635
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: Bailly goes, I have toop yesterday and Dave goes, great story, bailing,

636
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 2: that's great story.

637
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, just talking about soup.

638
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Speaker 1: We take every chance to insult each other. Here in

639
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: the studio. That's what friends do.

640
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 4: Well, I had soup yesterday. Well, kid, I have chicken

641
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 4: wild rice. Oh ask me?

642
00:29:59,360 --> 00:29:59,479
Speaker 3: How?

643
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: Ask me about your shirt?

644
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 4: Do you like my shirt? This hoodie that I'm wearing.

645
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: It's a little saggy, baggy and it looks like it's

646
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: wrinkled a little bit. But other than that, I hate it.

647
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: So this is what we do. This is what we do,

648
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: is we make fun of because that's what friends do.

649
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: Like when I come in with a shiny new haircut

650
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: from Great Clips, these guys don't go, oh man, your

651
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: hair looks great. They're like, oh my god, did Stevie

652
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: Wonder cut your hair? And it's like, that's fun, that's funny.

653
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: I did say that once.

654
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not from Great Clips, though they do a

655
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Speaker 2: good job.

656
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: They always do a great.

657
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Speaker 10: On Instagram. I'm trying to figureut the best soup of

658
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Speaker 10: all time. Yesterday we narrowed it down from eight to four.

659
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Speaker 10: And today we have chicken wild rice versus chicken noodle.

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Speaker 10: It's a battle the chickens, but chicken chicken wild rice

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Speaker 10: is winning.

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Speaker 1: I believe that.

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Speaker 4: Ale I had chicken wild rice soup yesterday.

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Speaker 1: David, that's a.

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Speaker 10: Great story, Bailey and tomato soup versus French onion.

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Speaker 4: Now, what do you think is winning? Right now?

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Speaker 5: I feel like I know what's gonna win, but I

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Speaker 5: feel like I know what I want to.

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Speaker 2: Win Between those two, I think tomato soup is winning.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, only by math eight points. Tomato soup is winning.

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Speaker 5: Really only by eight because French onion slaps you guys.

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Speaker 1: It is so until the cheese is gone.

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Speaker 5: Then then you have to be better at going one

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Speaker 5: at cheese a little bit at a time.

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: She sticks into one glop Well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what they need to make for a

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Speaker 5: French onion soup is the round spoon, but then have

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Speaker 5: one side that's serrated so that you can like cut

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Speaker 5: the cheese as.

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Speaker 4: You're swooping it.

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Speaker 5: Not a bad idea, and then cut your mouth serrated.

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Speaker 1: Or or glopless French onion soup. So it's balls of French.

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Speaker 4: Onion soup like balls of cheese.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like cheese balls, cheese balls.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds good. That's actually innovative.

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Speaker 1: Thank you write it down, Jenny. We're going to invent

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Speaker 1: glopless French onion soup player. Good story, Dave, Okay, do

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Speaker 1: you like my hoodie?

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Speaker 5: You know, I it's a little bit like bluer than

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Speaker 5: I would like, and I mean it is kind of

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Speaker 5: big on you.

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Speaker 4: But like other than that, I hate its.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Let's do the dirt on KDWB. This

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Speaker 1: is my favorite story of the day because it really

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Speaker 1: is dirt and it's delicious. So let's dive in. We

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Speaker 1: were talking about Hillary Doak. So the story was the

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Speaker 1: other day Ashley Tisdale was saying, I'm with his mom

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Speaker 1: group and they're all snotty and they're all mean girls. Well,

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Speaker 1: Hillary Duff is in this group. It's a very star

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Speaker 1: studed mom group. Hillary Duff's husband explained why Ashley Tisdale

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Speaker 1: was banished from the mom group that she called toxic.

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Speaker 1: His name is Matthew, he said on Instagram. A recreation

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Speaker 1: of the artwork for the Ashley Tisdale essay. He added

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Speaker 1: the mock headline, when you're the most self obsessed, tone

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Speaker 1: deaf person on Earth. Other moms tend to shift focus

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Speaker 1: to their actual toddlers. Ashley described in her essay how

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Speaker 1: the mom group excluded her from events and texted behind

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Speaker 1: her back. She got the hint that she wasn't wanted

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Speaker 1: when the mom group arranged an after party without Ashley

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Speaker 1: following her daughter's first birthday. Can you imagine the hurt

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Speaker 1: You have a birthday party, You invite all the moms

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Speaker 1: and their kids over for the first birthday party, and

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Speaker 1: then they go out to Chili's afterward and get Southwestern

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Speaker 1: egg roles and Margarite's without you. You would feel heart Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it would be upsett char also Actuley Tisdale. You can

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Speaker 1: go have lunch with any mom and pretty much in

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Speaker 1: the world that you want.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I feel like that's a misconception for like a lot

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Speaker 5: of celebrities that we think like, oh, they can just

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Speaker 5: go and be with whoever they want. I'm sure they

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Speaker 5: experience loneliness.

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Speaker 2: Probably because they also probably don't want to just go

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Speaker 2: out with anyone they want because that person probably wants

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Speaker 2: something from them.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's true, and you don't want somebody to go

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Speaker 1: out with you just because you're Ashley Tisdale. Let make

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Speaker 1: sure she could find like twenty women easily, but do

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Speaker 1: you want to go out as Ashley Tisdale. That's why

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Speaker 1: celebrities tend to marry each other and tend to hang

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Speaker 1: out together because they don't want to have somebody who

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Speaker 1: likes them just because they're Ashley Tisdale, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is really giving Sharpay from high school music. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that was the character she played and she was a

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Speaker 2: little bit of a brat on that. Kylie Jenner and

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Speaker 2: Timothy Shalla may have been dating for about three years

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Speaker 2: and it's only a matter of time before Timothy proposes.

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Speaker 2: According to a gossip guru, it says everyone close to

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Speaker 2: them say it's happening very soon. They're serious and it's

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Speaker 2: only a matter of timing. However, the issue is Kylie

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Speaker 2: is really set on staying in la obviously her sisters

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Speaker 2: lived there, but Timothy Schellmy grew up in New York,

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Speaker 2: so he wants New York City, So you know that's

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like they don't have private jets

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Speaker 2: to fly them to each city whenever they want, but

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Speaker 2: that could be difficult trying to find which city to

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Speaker 2: nail down.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like those plane rides are really fast

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Speaker 4: at all.

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Speaker 5: Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Jamie Bauer Campbell or Jamie

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Speaker 5: Campbell Bauer was on it. He plays Vecna in Stranger

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Speaker 5: Things and he did this little like kind of cutesy

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Speaker 5: workout video want to get snatched like Vekna, it's time

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Speaker 5: to turn those pounds upside down. But at the end

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Speaker 5: of the video he kept saying tomorrow it begins, and

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Speaker 5: so people were picking up on tomorrow it begins and

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Speaker 5: the fan base who have been spreading around that the

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Speaker 5: end wasn't actually the end, and this actually proves it

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Speaker 5: that it wasn't the end, and so they think that

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Speaker 5: the going to be another episode of Stranger Things and

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Speaker 5: that the finale was a fake out.

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Speaker 4: That's so weird.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's not true, but I like the speculation.

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Speaker 5: I like speculation, and I like the conspiracy, and like,

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Speaker 5: even if it's not true, I like that the Stranger Things,

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Speaker 5: like cast and crew and everything is feeding into it

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Speaker 5: because it's fun.

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Speaker 10: Today's National Pastcast Day, guys, the hard hitting dirt news.

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Speaker 10: Do your kids still laugh at fart jokes in twenty

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Speaker 10: twenty six?

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Speaker 1: Is that an outdated thing? I think it's eternal.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, it's forever falling and farting the two funniest things.

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Speaker 4: Yep, yeah true.

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Speaker 1: We asked that earlier and teacher said, yeah, I teach

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Speaker 1: nine year olds, and they still think farts are very funny. Yeah, yep,

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Speaker 1: so in Stranger Things and good God, this show has

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Speaker 1: made the dirt every day for like two weeks now.

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Speaker 1: They used print songs in the finale, but they considered

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Speaker 1: using some classic rock songs like Pink Floyd and somebody

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Speaker 1: put together what it would sound like if they would

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Speaker 1: have used a Pink Floyd song.

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Speaker 3: Right the countdown begins, hey you.

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Speaker 4: Out there, the cod getting only getting old.

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Speaker 1: Fear me from the wall. That's Pink Floyd called hey you.

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Speaker 2: So these are some really hilarious, hilariously wrong fifties predictions.

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Speaker 2: So from the nineteen fifties, these were predictions that were

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Speaker 2: made that did not happen. One of them is machines

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Speaker 2: would give us three day weekends. Nope, we are still

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Speaker 2: working that five day work week and a cheap day weekend.

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Speaker 2: Another one was the US would fully adopt the metrics system.

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Speaker 4: Are we like the only country that's one of the few.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a few here and there, But I know

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Speaker 1: that back when I was in school, we had to

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Speaker 1: learn meters and kilometers and all that because oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: well in another four or five years, we're all going

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Speaker 1: to be under the metric system. It just never stopped.

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Speaker 1: They gave up.

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Speaker 2: Another one is that cable would end commercials, which is

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Speaker 2: so not true because companies realized that you could still

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Speaker 2: charge subscribers and show ads because.

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Speaker 1: They were going to do it. The cable was new.

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Speaker 1: If I would watch MTV or CNN, there were no

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Speaker 1: commercials on cable because you're paying for it already. But

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Speaker 1: then they realized, just exactly like you said, they could

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Speaker 1: slip in commercials and you would still watch, and so

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Speaker 1: they do.

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Speaker 2: These our predictions from the nineteen fifties. Another one is

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Speaker 2: robot housekeepers were inevitable. They would be cooking a dinner,

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Speaker 2: changing diapers, serving as butler's and handymen the jetson's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, I guess the room bas the closest you got.

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Speaker 2: Gasoline engines would disappear, and that transition may finally be happening,

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Speaker 2: but obviously we still have lots of gas powered cars.

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Speaker 4: A couple of other one. Women would tower over men.

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Speaker 2: A columnist wrote that women were expected to reach an

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Speaker 2: average height of six feet tall. Things to improve to

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Speaker 2: nutrition and medical science, and these superwomen would dominate the workforce.

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Speaker 4: Don't think that, I.

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Speaker 1: Think people are right now than they were like even

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Speaker 1: one hundred years ago. Yeah yeah, I think the average

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Speaker 1: height from a man one hundred years ago it was

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Speaker 1: like five foot seven. Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: One more. Jet packs were supposed to be everywhere. Some

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Speaker 2: designers thought jet packs would be in as ordinary as bicycles,

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Speaker 2: not just sci fi gimmicks.

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Speaker 4: Man's that'd be iconic.

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Speaker 10: When I used to blow the candle out every year

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Speaker 10: for my birthday, I would wish that one day I

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Speaker 10: could fly, like my physical being could fly.

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Speaker 4: This doesn't happen. Yeah, yeah, don't give up. Still wish it.

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Speaker 5: So. After it was announced that Emma Stone and Jennifer

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Speaker 5: Lawrence were teaming up to produce a Miss Piggy movie,

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Speaker 5: there were rumors that were popping up that one of

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Speaker 5: them might be playing the title character of Miss Piggy,

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Speaker 5: but Emma Stone says, no, I will not be playing

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Speaker 5: Miss Piggy.

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Speaker 4: In the new movie. Miss Piggy is playing Miss Piggy.

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Speaker 5: Come on, she would be storming out right now at

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Speaker 5: the mere suggestion. That's the biggest insult to Miss Piggy

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Speaker 5: that I've ever heard.

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Speaker 4: And I will not have her name dragged through the

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Speaker 4: mud like.

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Speaker 5: That, which is funny, very It's giving very Muppet humor there,

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Speaker 5: so I really appreciate that.

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Speaker 4: And I can't wait.

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Speaker 5: For a Miss Piggy movie, and I want to know

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Speaker 5: what it's going to be about.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait.

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Speaker 10: We know that Gwyneth Paltrow had quite the year her

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Speaker 10: and Chris Martin divorce, but she says he lost a

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Speaker 10: role after the divorce too.

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Speaker 2: And there was like a lot of harsh stuff in

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Speaker 2: the press, and I think the distributor was like, this

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Speaker 2: might be too too hot to touch.

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Speaker 4: So that was great because I was getting a divorce

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Speaker 4: and then I got fired off. Some was sol geesheesh.

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Speaker 1: Movies this weekend, Today's Wednesdays. Some movies open up tomorrow. Avatar,

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Speaker 1: Fire and Ashes expected to earn another twenty million, and

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Speaker 1: it'll be the fourth week in a row that's top

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Speaker 1: the box office, and a couple of new arrivals. Primate,

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Speaker 1: which is about a monkey that catches like a pet

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Speaker 1: monkey that catches some sort of like disease, rabies or

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Speaker 1: something like that and goes crazy. It is getting ninety

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Speaker 1: one percent fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. It's a group of

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Speaker 1: friends traveling in the tropics are terrorized by a chimp

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Speaker 1: sounds kind of rized, sounds kind of dumb. This one

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Speaker 1: looks good. Gerard Butler is in Greenland two migration, and

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Speaker 1: I've seen the trailers for it. It pops up on my

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Speaker 1: phone all the time. Original ranks high on the HBO

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Speaker 1: Max streaming menu. Preview screenings for Greenland two begin Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a Letta's husband right there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I love like apocalyptic movies, and that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a good one.

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Speaker 2: Golden Globe's host Nikki Glazer said that there's one actress

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Speaker 2: that she could never roast. Any guesses by anyone if

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Speaker 2: you haven't seen the story already.

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Speaker 4: A comedian or an actor Chris, actress Meryl Street.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good guess anyone else? Oh, man, I know I

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Speaker 2: put you guys on the spot. I'll just say I

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Speaker 2: don't know. She declared Julia Roberts off limits because she

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Speaker 2: is America's sweetheart. So she's not roasting her ever at

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Speaker 2: a Golden Globes, but she hosts.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: So they're bringing back Star Search, which was kind of

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Speaker 5: a big deal in the nineteen eighties, and there's a

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Speaker 5: trio of hosts here that are kind of random grab

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Speaker 5: bag hosts, and I'm not sure why they're going to

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Speaker 5: be the hosts. Are the judges or whatever on Star

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Speaker 5: Search and that's jelly Roll, which I guess makes sense. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but then Christy Tagan okay, and Sarah Michelle Geller.

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Speaker 4: Why why are they looking for these stars singer competition?

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Speaker 1: I think it's entertain but I they do stand up

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Speaker 1: comics as well.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Right, but like jelly roll makes sense because if it

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Speaker 5: is a lot of like singing, that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Maybe.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I was gonna try and rationalize Christy Tagan. No,

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Speaker 5: I can't rationalize Christy Tigan nor Sarah Michelle Geller. Dave,

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Speaker 5: you know this ans saram Assuman.

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Speaker 2: What was Simon Collles's background to be a judge on

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Speaker 2: American Idol?

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Speaker 1: You know, that's a good question. I thought about that

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Speaker 1: the other day because nobody knew him until he got

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Speaker 1: mega famous on American Idol. I think it was a

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Speaker 1: record producer.

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Speaker 2: See that makes sense, right, that makes sense, But like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: those guys don't really love see.

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Speaker 5: The Vampire Slayer, social media lady model, Christy Tagan and

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Speaker 5: then jelly Roll Okay, well.

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Speaker 1: They're just the host though, right, they're not the judges.

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Speaker 5: Well it's it's kind of uncertain the way that this

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Speaker 5: is written. It says like hosts, but it also makes

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Speaker 5: them seem like they're a panel, well like panel of.

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Speaker 1: I forget how it works.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Sam, I don't think it was alive.

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Speaker 1: Don't remember? All right? That is the dirty It is

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Speaker 1: brought to you by us, by the Dave Ryan Show.

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Speaker 1: So thank you for being here. We'll be back in

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Speaker 1: a second. We got John mulaney tickets for the best laugh. Yep,

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Speaker 1: you got a good laugh. We're gonna say it to

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Speaker 1: John mulaney, so we'll do that coming up in a

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Speaker 1: few seconds. And then Jenny's got a theory that I

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Speaker 1: don't know where you get this theory. I think you

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Speaker 1: probably saw it on Instagram maybe, but it sounds moderately plausible.

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Speaker 1: And we'll talk about that coming up on katiewb Met's

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Speaker 1: get using John mullaney tickets. Why not get you out

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Speaker 1: of the house. John m'laney's coming to the armory. I

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Speaker 1: want to say, and is it Sunday night? Yes, Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. Tickets are on sale now, but I

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Speaker 1: can win your way into the show right now. You

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Speaker 1: can win your way into the show. Right now, we

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Speaker 1: just need your best laugh. So Bailey is going to

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Speaker 1: read one of the jokes from that she stole from

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Speaker 1: the musical Shucked.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Shucked is the musical that I saw last night.

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Speaker 1: And so when you hear this joke, you'll just you know,

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Speaker 1: you'll laugh naturally anyway, but you really got to amp

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Speaker 1: it up a little because we're looking for the best

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Speaker 1: laugh contest six nine eight nine KTWB. So people tell you,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Katie, you have the best laugh, it's

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Speaker 1: so funny. Then you should call six' five one nine

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Speaker 1: eight nine KT wb and then get in the best

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Speaker 1: laugh contest For John. Mulaney give me an. Example i'll show.

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Speaker 5: You, david your grandma dad doing what she, loved making

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Speaker 5: toast in the bathrob.

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Speaker 1: You know something like. That can you give me?

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Speaker 5: One, Yeah, jenny remember WHEN i peed in the pool

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Speaker 5: the lifeguard yelled so LOUD i almost fell In.

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Speaker 1: God you imagine a bath like?

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Speaker 4: That oh that's My santa. Laugh, yeah a good. ONE

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Speaker 4: i like.

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Speaker 1: That one six five one nine eight NINE. Katwb and

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Speaker 1: we'll look for the best laugh to get you tickets

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Speaker 1: next On KATIE wb for the best. Laugh call now

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Speaker 1: to win