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Speaker 1: be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you thinks funny aren't funny. Jimmy Cox

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Speaker 2: all the time?

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Speaker 3: I mean Allen Coxshow kicks.

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Speaker 4: Ash Man, welcome to me.

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Speaker 2: What yeah, I canna see a lot of cocks on TV,

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Speaker 2: Allen Cox and the Allen Conso.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's about you, but I can't fader.

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Speaker 6: I think you're full.

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Speaker 7: It would be a pretty So let's case Coe ticket

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Speaker 4: A nasty group. Okay, one billion three kick?

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Speaker 8: Take it?

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Speaker 2: Com put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 9: What Allen come?

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Speaker 2: Here we go, He'll add, he'll be trying.

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Speaker 10: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven

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Speaker 2: All right? What's going on? Everybody? For everybody? As the

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Speaker 2: kids say, welcome to this. My name's Alan Cox, thanks

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Speaker 2: for being here. Rob Anthony is here as well. What's

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Speaker 2: up man? You know we've both been performers for many,

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Speaker 2: many years, Rob, and yet there is always something a

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Speaker 2: little wonky about the beginning of a program. You know,

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Speaker 2: back in my stand up days, you know, you walk

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Speaker 2: some applause they would afford any performer, but you're kind

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Speaker 2: of getting that immediate feedback. And in my transition many

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Speaker 2: years ago from stand up to radio, it's a very

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Speaker 2: different thing, obviously, because you don't hear people. You hope

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Speaker 2: that they're paying attention, but you don't know. And so

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Speaker 2: if you were to google how to greet an audience,

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Speaker 2: it will say things like a great way to begin

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Speaker 2: is good afternoon, and welcome. I'm excited to speak to

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Speaker 2: you about whatever right fill in the blank. That might

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Speaker 2: be a great standard way to begin the show every day. Hey,

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Speaker 2: good afternoon, I'm excited to speak to you about the

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Speaker 2: following X. Yeah, that's right. You know you want a

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Speaker 2: classic and professional greeting. Contrary to popular belief, Rob, I

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Speaker 2: am very professional. If you meet me in public, I'm

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Speaker 2: unfailingly polite. But also you know I'm the kind of

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Speaker 2: guy Rob. If I'm wearing my best trench coat on

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Speaker 2: the street and it's quite rainy, I will take it

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Speaker 2: They'll still get their feet wet, and I land up

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Speaker 2: with a wet coat. Yes, but it's really performative and

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Speaker 2: I think that's what people like. That's what people like.

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Speaker 2: It's the personification of the phrase. It's the thought that counts.

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Speaker 2: And so sure, am I walking around with wet coats

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Speaker 2: all the time, Yes, but that's my choice. I ended

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Speaker 2: up with a wet passenger seat in my rental car

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Speaker 2: my water bottle was not closed all the way. Whoops.

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Speaker 2: And I mean no big deals water. But when I,

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Speaker 2: you know, got homes like, why is the seed wet?

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Speaker 2: Because I thought that maybe I had had a ghost

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Speaker 2: Have you that was a legitimate thought, that I had

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Speaker 2: ghost pee ghost pee? Yeah, but it wasn't that. Have

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Speaker 2: you heard back from your insurance company. I thought we

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Speaker 11: Well, you said that there was an amount. You didn't

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Speaker 11: fix it. Yeah, I paid by the deductable.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna fix it. Great. I got the thing on

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Speaker 2: well fantastic. So I the plan is to keep my car,

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's like driving a toy around. Tiny, it's zippy,

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Speaker 12: You know.

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Speaker 2: I've been getting text notifications and I told me to

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Speaker 2: go on the State Farm app and whatever. I went

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Speaker 2: That's what I wanted. Yes, now, I could get the

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Speaker 2: you know, because I had all these people texted me yesterday.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like Jesus Christ, like I that's not even aspirational, right,

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Speaker 2: that happens. Right, However, Wow, and you hear those kinds

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Speaker 2: The code isn't the only thing that gets wet. She

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Speaker 2: glistening secretions. Why do you have to make it so

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 2: Why can I should just take the when Josh have

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Speaker 2: some fun with I did hear a lot of people too?

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Speaker 2: We were talking about Live Nation. Of course, the promotional

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Speaker 2: more people, by pretty why margin would rather go to

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Speaker 2: of different ways. Allan concerts last a lot longer than

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Speaker 2: I do. Concerts are dope. We need to do like

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Speaker 2: the United Kingdom did an outlaw all that third party

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Speaker 2: upgrade stuff. Boy, that's true too. You go in to

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Speaker 2: four dollars a ticket. Mike from Parmaseead and just like sex,

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Speaker 2: Alan comes for the opener. He listen, if anybody knows

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Speaker 2: me that guy Alan, it depends on the show. I

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Speaker 2: can hook up with my wife anytime. A lot of

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Speaker 2: bands don't come through Cleveland very regularly. Well, it's got

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Speaker 2: to make you feel good. If you're that guy's wife,

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Speaker 2: I know it's ec DC. Yeah, she might feel the

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Speaker 2: same way. Yeah, she's like, yeah, that's my vibrator. So

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Speaker 2: it'll be fine. No, no, you go and have a

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Speaker 2: good time. It'll be fine. I'll just be back here.

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Speaker 2: Have fun. Yep, not needing you at all. It'll be fine.

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Speaker 2: Why fun in ac DC, I can't hear you? All right,

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Speaker 2: you get it? Check youlater Een Carr show on one hundred.

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Speaker 10: If you yourself breathless with constant laughter, congratulations, Now could

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Speaker 10: you tell.

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Speaker 4: Oz what show you're listening to. It sounds fun. This

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Speaker 4: is the Alan Cox shows.

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Speaker 2: Two one, six, five, seven, eight one double oh seven.

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Speaker 2: You want to join us live? Or eight hundred and

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Speaker 2: three four eight one double oh seven send me attacks

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Speaker 2: three five one nine two you want Alan put me

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Speaker 2: down for concerts? Over sex? Boy, I gotta tell you

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Speaker 2: all the people who texted me on that particular subject.

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Speaker 2: There wasn't one person. You figured the law of averages,

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Speaker 2: uh is gonna have one person?

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Speaker 2: What are these people talking about? Sex? Always? I think

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Speaker 2: maybe a lot of these people are married and they're like, listen,

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Speaker 2: I can do that anytime I want. Most concerts are awesome,

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Speaker 2: even when the sound set up is kind of off.

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Speaker 2: This person texted me a big, long text, very specific reasons, right,

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Speaker 2: which I like. More detail the better.

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Speaker 2: Many women out there are absolutely ignorant under the sheets.

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Speaker 2: Christ Well, now it sounds like they're dealing with maybe

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Speaker 2: some you know, they're doing some shadow work in their therapy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Ignorant, yes, right, hey, listen, what do

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Speaker 2: they say? What did lua say? He wants a lady

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Speaker 2: in the street, but a non ignorant hoe in the bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, sorry, that's paraphrasing. Or they're shy, this person says,

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Speaker 2: and have self esteem issues. Well doesn't everybody. I mean,

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Speaker 2: is it your job, by the way, to make them

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Speaker 2: to make them feel h You're supposed to give them

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Speaker 2: kind of a modicum of safety if you're in that situation.

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Speaker 2: Or they have no interest in oral sex. This person says,

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Speaker 2: so they're really they're picking their own stuff that they're

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Speaker 2: contending with. Yeah, the ironic part is that I'm always

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Speaker 2: looking for a hookup when I go to shows. This

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Speaker 2: person says, Okay, so they're always on the prowl. But boy, ladies,

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Speaker 2: you run into this person at a show. Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: you want to come hang out after the show?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? That sounds like fine? Hey, hey, you

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Speaker 2: want to come back to my place after the show?

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Speaker 12: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to come back to my place after

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Speaker 2: the show? I'm starting to show. Do you want to

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Speaker 2: come back to my place after the show?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 2: I can't you in bed? I'm saying, self esteem issues?

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Speaker 2: Self esteem? No, this isn't the offspring. How do you

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Speaker 2: feel about oral sex. I can't hear you, sir? Would you, sir?

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Speaker 2: Would you like to come home with me after the show? Show,

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Speaker 2: let's wash all this faygo off of us and then

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Speaker 2: get up. Well, maybe we'll start in the couch. I'd

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Speaker 2: love a FAYO. No, no, no, would you like to

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Speaker 2: come home? Are you ignorant? Under the sheets? Am I ignorant?

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Speaker 14: Where?

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Speaker 4: Ah? You get it?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You get it? Alan? You always talk about how

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Speaker 2: you are a massive newborn. A family friend just had

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Speaker 2: a nine pound, eleven ounce baby twenty one inches long.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was thirteen pounds. Now, we all come

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Speaker 2: Any guy said he'd rather go to a concert than

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Speaker 11: He I was talking to the manager before the show

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Speaker 11: But it was excellent show. It's just fantastic. And I

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Speaker 2: I can't go out two nights in a row. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: How many days in between do you need?

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Speaker 2: Are there a lot of instances of which you're the

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Speaker 2: My wife would rather go to a concert put on

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Speaker 2: to Blossom. It's more fun than going to Blossom, depending

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Speaker 2: It's a pain in the ass. Once you're there, you

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Speaker 11: What I could do more than anything is I overthink

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Speaker 11: every single situation. Right, so before before I even go someplace,

435
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 11: I'm already thinking about leaving that place.

436
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,639
Speaker 2: See that's so fun. No, I know, I know, but

437
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 2: that's that.

438
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 11: So you mentioned Blossom, right, Like I don't mind driving

439
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 11: to Blossom, I don't mind going in and watching the show.

440
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 11: But the second I start to think about leaving, I get,

441
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,440
Speaker 11: I get, I get the scoots, I'll, I get so

442
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,400
Speaker 11: much odjit to thinking about leaving that bla. Why because

443
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 11: I don't like driving it late at night. I don't

444
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 11: like because I've had a couple of drinks.

445
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Yeah, but your back time, Oh

446
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: of course, I always yeah, of course you go. I'm

447
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: gonna stop now. I don't.

448
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,440
Speaker 11: I won't drink and drive, That's just no way. But

449
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,880
Speaker 11: I don't like having that stress, like I gotta stop

450
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 11: doing this now. Then it's over for me and I'm

451
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 11: out of the night. And that's why I always leave early.

452
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 2: I like the regiment of a plan.

453
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 6: I like that.

454
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 2: I like going, We're gonna go here. Then now you

455
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 2: gotta obviously leave room for there to be some fluidity

456
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 2: right in the evening. Some things will some nights will

457
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 2: take you in a different place. You hadn't to anticipate it.

458
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 2: But if you've got the bones of a plan there,

459
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 2: then you're like, I have my last drink here, show

460
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 2: ends here, I leave here, beat the traffic whatever I'm

461
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: on the road, I'm home by here, barring any you know,

462
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 2: late night construction, of which there's always some but yeah,

463
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 2: I like that because then in my mind I can

464
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 2: I can lay it all out. I go, this is

465
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: how it's gonna go. Yeah, I focus on the stuff

466
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 2: that sucks part of it. That's what I got to

467
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 2: get better at. I will maybe something.

468
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 6: I don't know.

469
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 2: I'm old now and kind of set my ways, I guess,

470
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: but mm hmm.

471
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Speaker 11: I would love to not be that way, you know

472
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 11: what I mean, Like, it'd be fantastic to be like, oh,

473
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 11: I'm excited to go. I've never had a I'm excited

474
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 11: to go do something and be excited all the way

475
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 11: through it and have a great time and then leave happy.

476
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: I've never really done that. See, I don't get excited,

477
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: So in my mind, I'm like, this will be fun,

478
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 2: It's be a good time. I don't ever get excited

479
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 2: about anything, and so you go and do stuff and

480
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 2: then that way you're like, yeah, that kind of sucked.

481
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: You go eh, okay.

482
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Speaker 11: I was even saying yesterday before the show, I'm like, man,

483
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 11: like I'm in this window now where I'm like, eh,

484
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 11: I could go home, and I was looking forward to

485
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 11: the show for like six months.

486
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, what I mean. Yeah, so it looks

487
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: like that meme. Nothing's better than last minute canceled plans

488
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 2: or something like that when somebody calls you and goes, hey,

489
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 2: I can't make it, and you're like, oh thank god

490
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: that this morning. That doesn't happen to me very often.

491
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 2: Like granted, I don't know a lot of shows I

492
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: go to by myself, so it's not that big of

493
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 2: the deal. I come and go as I please, but

494
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 2: it's yeah, I don't ever get excited. So if I

495
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 2: have a good time, I take that that's a win.

496
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 2: And if I don't, I'm like, oh, yeah, well that's

497
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: life done. Alan. It's the paying for one hundred dollars

498
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: upgraded parking at Blossom that well we'd get VIP Yeah,

499
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: I know. I don't go out there and it was

500
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 2: like a viper cast. Hell's no.

501
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 11: There was one show my wife asked last minute and

502
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 11: I got tickets for her. I don't remember what it was.

503
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 11: It was her and the girls. When it's another family

504
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 11: and they're like, can you get parking, I'm like no,

505
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 11: the day of I can't add you to the list, now,

506
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 11: you know what I mean. But I was able to

507
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 11: get tickets they parked in whatever lot normal people you

508
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 11: take you take the tram in. She's like, she's like,

509
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 11: we walked for like two miles.

510
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were like at Sograte's. I would have walked

511
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: in a woodstock. I would ask cass or grass whatever,

512
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: just stayed in the car. I would have never you

513
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 2: walked two miles to go to a show. Well, then

514
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 2: you get your that's fine.

515
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 10: I like that.

516
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't You're talking about the show and you're yeah,

517
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 2: it's good. No, you're taking in some nature because you're

518
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: out there at Blossom.

519
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 11: It's seven thousand degrees, humidity is high, and we get

520
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 11: a pop up shower just for the hell of it.

521
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, what are you gonna do? Sit on a chair,

522
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: sit at home? Yes? Oh god, that sounds so good.

523
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 2: I mean there's days like I even think, like I'm

524
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: sitting here now, I'm already playing, like what I'm going

525
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 2: to do as soon as I get home tonight. You're

526
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,959
Speaker 2: already thinking about dinner, aren't you dinner? Yeah, and then

527
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 2: laying down watching TV maybe a little lot TV tonight.

528
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

529
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: I would I would love to be a person that

530
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: was just like, yeah, let's go do something Yeah, it's

531
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 2: just not me. I don't know why. I would love

532
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 2: to be that person. Huh, such a miserable son of

533
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 2: a bitch. Well, but there's no Listen, there's somebody to

534
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 2: be said for knowing what you like and knowing what

535
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 2: you don't like. And that's fine too, right, But yeah,

536
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think there's you've you have limited

537
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 2: time to have those experiences, and I think you should

538
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: agree that them why you can. A lot of fans

539
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 2: came up and said, hello, that was nice, thank you.

540
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 2: I was appreciate that. Where's Alan is he here? I said,

541
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: he's not. He's vomiting in the bathroom. If you'll just

542
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 2: let him be play. He's cross faded and he's hiding.

543
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: I sure am. I'm back there in the corner. He's

544
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: in one of the opera boxes. That's where you'll find

545
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 2: him at any Agora show. Is up in one of

546
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 2: the boxes, and he's probably lying their teats up. I

547
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: was looking at this point. I was looking at those

548
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: boxes last night. That's like a perfect spot for you

549
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: to have sat for ICPS. Those are the only tickets

550
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: I ever buy. I will, I'll I'll email them and

551
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 2: I'll say give me two box tickets. They're perfect. They

552
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 2: have all my information on file. Yeah, ICP. When they're

553
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 2: shooting Fago into the crowd and I'm just watching it,

554
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: it was the best. That's and they were getting some

555
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 2: air boy because I mean they were getting up into

556
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: the mezzanine, you know what I mean. It was like,

557
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 2: we got a couple of drops on us up in

558
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: the opera boxes, but we were not. If you were

559
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: on the floor, you were coated in that stuff. So

560
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 2: now I'm there for the spectacle. I don't need to

561
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 2: be part of the show. You can buy upgraded parking

562
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 2: day of all right. Well listen, yeah, those are things

563
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 2: that people should look into. Other people they couldn't care less.

564
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, it's the whole thing, you know. I

565
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: was thinking about people who live like a couple of

566
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: minutes from Blossom, how easy it is for them to

567
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 2: just like scoot over and scoop back. Does anybody live

568
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 2: a couple of minutes from Bostomo? Well, yeah, it's out there,

569
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 2: and I mean there's people who live yeah, Cuyhoga Falls.

570
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 2: I mean there's people who live out there. No, right,

571
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: but it's still like Peninsula, that whole area once you

572
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 2: pull onto the property, it's a ways to get back there.

573
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: So that's that's what I meant. Well, yeah, but I'm

574
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: just saying it's still closer than like, if you're in

575
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 2: the city, I got you. Yeah, yah, yeah yeah. If

576
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, you know, I live ten minutes from Blossom,

577
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: I gonna take my golf cart. Trouble is, that's the

578
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 2: only place you live close to, right, The Agora is

579
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 2: your Blossom if you live out there. The Allen Carr Show.

580
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 4: On one hundreds.

581
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 2: Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up

582
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: their asses waiting for you to call.

583
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 4: So cool, call the Allen Cox Show.

584
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 10: You're two one six, five, seven eight one double oh seven,

585
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 10: or one eight hundred and three four eighty one double

586
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 10: oh seven.

587
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 12: If you want to geh thirty next nice flash eighty transplanketers,

588
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,719
Speaker 12: eight venues from the store.

589
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 2: Calves are on the floor tonight taking on yoo ming

590
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: the Houston Rockets. I think he's still there, alight, Clive

591
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 2: mcgwid Frickler, seven o'clock tonight. Calves at home the Rocket Arena,

592
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 2: although I gotta tell you, I should really call it

593
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: the Calves Arena. When Houston is in town. I don't

594
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: care for that at all. What are you gonna do?

595
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock tip off tonight on the Buzzard and on

596
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. We'll roll out just in time for

597
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: your pregame coverage at six thirty Calves Rockets tonight on

598
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: the Buzzard. You know, we talk about how AI is

599
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: cranking out music and it's on streamers, and most people

600
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: it goes right over their heads, right. If you're not

601
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: you're kind of half listening anyway, you're not going to notice.

602
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: And so the people who just create them, it's it's

603
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: quantity over quality, right, And they're easy to do and

604
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: they get you know, they'll show up in people's playlists,

605
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: and the people who are making them are just shoveling

606
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: coal into the furnace and making some money off of it.

607
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: And we kind of joke about how, you know, country music,

608
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: you can string anything together and it'll sound like a

609
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: legit country song. I think that's just because we don't

610
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: like country music. We take our shots at it. But

611
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: I think if any genre of music you could do that,

612
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,479
Speaker 2: there's plenty of you know, AI death metal and streamers too,

613
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: and you'd never know to the untrained ear. There's a

614
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: song called cold Beer that is really racking up some

615
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 2: streams on the streaming services. Just a mashup of fifty

616
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: different country artists singing the phrase cold beer over and

617
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 2: over again. Yea, and people listen to it and they go,

618
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 2: all right, you know. This is what is so frustrating

619
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 2: and vexing to actual flesh and blood artists is that,

620
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, the problem is people

621
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: don't care because it's entertainment. And Rob's point is, well,

622
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 2: then you have got to step it up and make

623
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 2: something better. But which is a great thought, and I agree,

624
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 2: But if people don't care, then they might not be

625
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: reading something as better or worse. Sure, a little bit

626
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: of cold.

627
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 12: Beer, beer, cold beer, cold beer, co co coobe.

628
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 4: Cool, cool cold.

629
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: Trying to pick up a coldy, trying to pick up

630
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: a running theme here. Now, I don't know who any

631
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: of these people are. These are all real artists and

632
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 2: they've strung together them singing about cold beer, which in

633
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 2: and of itself should tell you what a constant theme

634
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: that is. Yeah, just a mash up of fifty different

635
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 2: country artists, the real flesh and blood people singing cold

636
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: beer in the song. I don't know who any of

637
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 2: those people are because I don't have a trained ear

638
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: for that format.

639
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 11: But yeah, they're taking lines from their actual songs. I'm

640
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 11: putting that together. That's not like, you know, fake, that's

641
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 11: not AI, right, No, that's that kind of led into

642
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 11: it with AI. But those are real guys.

643
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's where I'm like, Okay, come on, dude,

644
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: for real. I confuse some of the big country stars.

645
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: There's a guy named Luke Bryan. He's the one that

646
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: sounds like Kermit the Frog. Okay, oh hi, everybody, I'm

647
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: but isn't he on the He's on the voice or something.

648
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 2: American idol, americanol. He's been around for a minute. I

649
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: only remember him because I met him. I did a

650
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: shot with him in Scottsdale, Arizona, many years ago, and

651
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: he was a nice guy. But I confuse all these people.

652
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: And that was ten years ago. So now you've got

653
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: this next wave of solo artists. There's a guy named

654
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: Zach Bryan, who is I don't have to tell you

655
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: how popularly this guy is. He did the first show

656
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 2: ever at the Big House in ann Arbor, Michigan, where

657
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: the Michigan Wolverines play. I couldn't believe they had never

658
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: done a concert before, but maybe they figured anybody who

659
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: comes through here is not going to sell this thing out.

660
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 2: This guy sold this thing out. He did the biggest

661
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: ticketed event ever, I think is what it said, one

662
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: hundred and twelve thousand tickets. Right, if you've ever been

663
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: to the Big House there, and I know people in Ohio,

664
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: they get their panties in a twist, you know, they're

665
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: they're like crossing ms out of things, and it's like,

666
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: all right, But the Michigan's Stadium there in ann Arbor

667
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: is massive, and Zach Bryan sold it out and he's sober. Now.

668
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: This is the guy who I had only heard of.

669
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: And again I couldn't tell you one song of his,

670
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: but people who like him clearly really like him. But

671
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: this is a guy who was in all kinds of

672
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: trouble publicly because he was dating some podcast or I

673
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 2: think he was dating a girl called Brionna chicken Fry

674
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: and again another person I don't know who that is,

675
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,479
Speaker 2: but i'd heard the name and she had accused him

676
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: of some kind of DV stuff throwing her around her.

677
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is very acrimonious, and he's

678
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: in the news because he says that he's gotten himself sober,

679
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: which again it's a story everybody loves. Right, you get

680
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: yourself into trouble. But he used to say there's no

681
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: such thing as bad press. That was when there were

682
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: only two or three places doing press. Right, there's very

683
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: much of such a thing as bad press. But the

684
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 2: way that you get out of it is you start

685
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: talking about your mental health, you talk about getting sober,

686
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 2: and so that's what he's done. So the big breakup

687
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 2: with her was a big deal online people giving him

688
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: a hard time, and then he went after some other

689
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 2: country yard. Yeah, he fought a defense or something. He

690
00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 2: fought a guy named Gavin Adcock. Again, don't know who

691
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 2: that is, but I'm sure a lot of people do.

692
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 2: He fought him at a music festival. And this is

693
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: a guy, by the way, Zach Bryan is kind of

694
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: a He's not a lefty, you know, like when you

695
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: think of like lefty country arts, you think a Chris Christopferson.

696
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: That's a guy who was like, you know, he's fighting

697
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 2: with Toby Keith backstage and stuff like that. Zach Bryan,

698
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: though he's a guy who gets like maga people mad

699
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: at him because he's not gargling Trump's balls, which is

700
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: what they're into. And I guess if you're in that

701
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: country genre and you're not singing that tune, they get

702
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 2: really really mad. Right, You'll never hear anyone whining harder

703
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 2: than a mega snowflake. And so Zach Bryan was taking

704
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 2: some slings and arrows from those people because you know,

705
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: his songs are kind of politically charged. But he he

706
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: is a young man. He'sn't even thirty eight, and you

707
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: know he was in the military and he got famous

708
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 2: real fast. You know, that's what the country music genre

709
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: can do for too, is you can get real famous,

710
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 2: real fast because it's the new pop music. And so

711
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 2: that has helped this guy. But he's in the news

712
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 2: now because he's been sober for two months.

713
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 14: This popular genre, this sixth letter genre, this genre c.

714
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 2: O u ntry. Speaking of sobriety, you want to look

715
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 2: to your north star in our orbit, sobriety won Mary

716
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: Lynn Santora, who's gotta be going on five or six

717
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: years sober, right, Yeah, she was a couple of years

718
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 2: when I got here, and she comes to town over

719
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving to do a weekend at Hilarities, and this year

720
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: is no different. And she's going to be doing Hilarities

721
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: next weekend and she will be in here on Tuesdays.

722
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 2: Awesome on her birthday. Mary Santora back on the show

723
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: on her birthday on Tuesday, and then we will be

724
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: gone for the holiday the rest of the week. That's great.

725
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 2: So we'll chat with her about the upcoming shows and

726
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 2: what's going on with her and reintroduce her to this audience. Ironically,

727
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 2: our new phone screener will be with us Monday and

728
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: Tuesday as well. Yeah, and so excited to introduce you

729
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: to her. But Mary Santora making her triumphant return to

730
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: the program. Bill Squier has been back here. I don't

731
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: recall when Mary was on last It's been a minute.

732
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 2: I think back when everything happened, right, because she was

733
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: at it. Yeah, I don't think she's been back. See

734
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 2: I forget because I've seen her in I've been with

735
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 2: her in public on a couple of occasions, and I

736
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 2: guess I forgot that she hadn't been in here for

737
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: a minute.

738
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 11: Because she was working remotely for us for quite a while. Yes,

739
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 11: And I think when that last show happened.

740
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: I think that was it. I think that was the

741
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 2: last time she was on. I don't think she's been

742
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: in I thought she had been in here. Anyway, she

743
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 2: will be in again on Tuesday on her birthday, proper awesome,

744
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: So you know what that means, Rob thirty five. I

745
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 2: don't know how she is thirty five spankings. Hey, oh,

746
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have to ask Brian. Well, let's see.

747
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if she wants me to tell people.

748
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: But I know how old she is. I don't think

749
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 2: she cares that she cares. I don't know. She's still

750
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 2: mid young thirties. He is, Yes, she was born after

751
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: my sister, so yeah, that's weird. My little sister is

752
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 2: older than Mary Santora. But that's the way the world works.

753
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 2: So anyway, Mary sober. This guy Zach Bryan sober. Good

754
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: for him. And uh, you know, when we first moved here,

755
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: he played at uh Romo Fijo Okay, and I sold

756
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 2: it out second Yeah, and I and these guys are

757
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 2: playing like football stadium, right, and my kid wanted to go,

758
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: my oldest so I asked, you know, we had tickets,

759
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 2: and I got a pair and uh oh yeah. She

760
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: was like, Dad, what did you do? And I'm like,

761
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 2: what do you mean?

762
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 4: What did I do?

763
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 2: And she sent me a picture she was standing on

764
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 2: the side of the stage, like right up against the

765
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: side of the stage.

766
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 4: What did you do?

767
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 2: How did you get the tickets? I'm like, I don't know,

768
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Just ask the question. Usually our

769
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 2: head is touching the roof, right, That's what I was saying.

770
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 2: I don't have a good question for a good answer

771
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 2: for you. I was shocked. I thought she was going

772
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: to be in the nosebleeds. I was reading Its Being

773
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,479
Speaker 2: a Drink and I was reading about how the country

774
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 2: of Thailand has outlawed day drinking. Huh. I mean that's

775
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 2: a big tourist spot, right, Thailand is penalizing day drinking,

776
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: including tourists. Yes, I said penalizing about Thailand too. The

777
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: new law finds consumers and sellers between two and five pm,

778
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 2: so it's a small window. So I guess if you

779
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: were day drinking at noon, you're fine with fines a

780
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 2: minimum of ten thousand bot. Of course, the currency there

781
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 2: in Thailand it's about three hundred American So if you

782
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 2: want to go over there and party, which, let's face it,

783
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: people do you can get the food here, they go

784
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: over there. In part if you're willing to spend three

785
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: hundred American to do a little day drinking, probably not

786
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 2: going to deter you. How much was the fine ten

787
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 2: in their currency, ten thousand bot bots as the cars

788
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: it bot three hundred. By the way, is there a

789
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 2: more appropriately named city in the world than Bangkok? I mean,

790
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 2: it's become the commercial sex capital of the world.

791
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 10: Right.

792
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: Amsterdam is old and busted. Boy, Bangkok it ain't even

793
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: the new hotness, but it's you know all those post

794
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: Vietnam sex workers, right, they just kind of kept the

795
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 2: red light districts going. So Bangkok has like plane loads

796
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 2: of Japanese and German tourists that fly in and go

797
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: nuts in the city, and you know, those are your

798
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: two axis powers. So it's come a long way when

799
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: Japanese and German tourists are locking arms and boners, yeah,

800
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: to enjoy themselves in Bangkok, and they've joined forces one

801
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 2: more time to swing their dogs around Southeast Asia. But yeah,

802
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: out long day drinking in Thailand now again, I don't know,

803
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 2: and maybe they're trying to you know, there are a

804
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 2: lot of cities around the world that have to deal

805
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: with unruly tourists. You know, Amsterdam dealt with this for

806
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: a long long time where it got to the point

807
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 2: where they're really now trying to dissuade people from doing

808
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: a lot of the things that made Amsterdam a destination.

809
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: They're trying to push all the red light districts out

810
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 2: into the suburbs. They're trying to stop people from like

811
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: smoking hash and all that stuff. So that was the

812
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: only reason people went to Amsterdam for a long time. Right,

813
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 2: you can go to Holland, Michigan if you want to

814
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 2: see tulips. But in Thailand they're like, oh, you're gonna

815
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: get a fine if you're called day drink.

816
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 11: It does seem odd like they just seem like they're

817
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 11: doing more damage than good to business, you know what

818
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 11: I mean. If it's all tourism, why would you want

819
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 11: to shut them down for hours in the day.

820
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 2: If a customer purchases alcohol at one fifty nine PM

821
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: and consumes it after two, both the business owner and

822
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: the customer will have to pay the fines. Now, before this,

823
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 2: they still had some prohibited hours, but only the sellers

824
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 2: were punished for selling. Now the consumers. That's stupid because

825
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: they're like, look, you know, so some of this has

826
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 2: been in place for a long time. They're just expanding

827
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: it to people who, you know, the drinkers and the

828
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 2: drink ease, I guess the sellers and the buyers, because

829
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, there's a lot of tourists coming in

830
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: and we're trying to live in a society here. So,

831
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: you know, because I think that's one of those countries

832
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 2: where they can't have alcohol ads. You know, there's a

833
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: lot of American celebrities who will do liquor ads overseas,

834
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 2: like Harrison Ford and all these people do, like Japanese

835
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 2: Sun tour Whiskey adds. Right, isn't that the premise of

836
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 2: Lost in Translation? Isn't Bill Murray like this famous movie

837
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: star and he's in Japan to do a whiskey commercial

838
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 2: and he meets Scarlett Johansson. So that still happens. But

839
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: I think Thailand is one of those countries where you

840
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 2: can't do that at the risk of being caned. Maybe,

841
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 2: I don't know, it just seems so odd to me.

842
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: I don't get why you would do that. Well, I

843
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: don't know, don't know, but they've already scooped up. I

844
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 2: was watching a little news thing. They've already scooped up

845
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 2: a number of people under this new law.

846
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 16: Here Tingwan, we too, low Ho Lee Fuk and bang

847
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 16: dang Ao, all of them.

848
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: With ten thousand bot Bot tickets bot Alan, they can

849
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: keep their booze. I'm only there for the lady boys. Yeah, yeah,

850
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: the lady boys bang Cock. Indeed, Bangkok Oriental San. That

851
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 2: was a Jeopardy answer Last night Bangkok was no song

852
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 2: One Night in Bangkok. Yes, remember the name of the play.

853
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 2: Uh it was a huge hit, but it was from

854
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: a play Bangkok Oriental Stan called One Night in Bangkok

855
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 2: and the play was called Chess Chess. Yes, yes, I

856
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 2: don't want that.

857
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 7: What is this Oriental sitting in the city, No sang Kok,

858
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 7: the Krem to the Krem, the Chess world and a

859
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 7: show with everything.

860
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 2: But you run up. I remember this, goddamn.

861
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 4: Don't see a minute.

862
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 9: Times I got out of Metaya hotel, bar.

863
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: Where else. But yeah, last night it was there was

864
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: a category about songs from theatrical productions or something, and

865
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: one of them was One Night in Bangkok, and I

866
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: yelled out Chess, Murray Head and Chess. I wouldn't have

867
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 2: gotten the play. I know this song obviously in the artist.

868
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 2: Now I have to say watching this live production probably

869
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: would have made me want to carve my ears off

870
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: my head. But the song was on. I was like

871
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 2: seven when this was out. Ye, it's funny. The Cadence.

872
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 2: I never thought of it until you're playing it right now,

873
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 2: And I think it's because it popped up in my

874
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 2: feet again the other day. That Italian song where there's

875
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 2: no English words, but they make a mockery of it,

876
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: like it's just basically they put out a song to

877
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 2: make people think it was American. A guy did a

878
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 2: song in Italy and he made all of the work.

879
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: It's like, this is what English sounds like to people

880
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 2: who don't speak English.

881
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 11: Yeah, they just made a gibberish song just to make

882
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 11: it sound like an American song because they were consuming

883
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 11: American music over there.

884
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: Like nineteen seventy two.

885
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 11: And if you listen to the Cadence, it's the exact

886
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 11: same as what he does there one night in Bangkoka, Italy.

887
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 2: It doesn't even make sense Italian country. The gibberish song

888
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 2: that fooled the world is usually what will come up

889
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 2: when people look for this number eighty six in the

890
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 2: United This guy of where's the song? I don't need

891
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 2: you explaining it to me? Lay the damn song? Here

892
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 2: we go. Oh it maybe gets to call them all time.

893
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 4: Tails. The mind began to go a little bit of mistake.

894
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 17: Yet it's run.

895
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 4: Wait a fine of shoot home in the same maybe

896
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 4: used to come above that.

897
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 2: It's actually amazing. I mean imagine trying were you doing

898
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 2: a song where you're trying to make it sound like

899
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: English but you're not using any English. I mean it's

900
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 2: not just it is gibberish technically, but he's not up

901
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: there going hamana haamana, you know. I mean it's like

902
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 2: a skill to it. It is what does an American

903
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 2: sound like to you?

904
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 10: And go?

905
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 11: You know, because like we would all do impressions of

906
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 11: what we think other languages sound like.

907
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 2: See, I don't know. Was this guy like an established

908
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 2: comedian or something like a singer. Yeah, it's pretty wild.

909
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 2: That'll make the rounds on social media every so often.

910
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: But yeah, that Cadence reminded me of it just now.

911
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,760
Speaker 2: When you played murray Head. The song is called President

912
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 2: Colin Sick and Sukanol or something. Which I think I

913
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: took in college to balance my moods. So that was good.

914
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 2: But nineteen seventy two a song with fake English lyrics

915
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: but no actual meaning. He created the song to show

916
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 2: how English was influential in Italy and make a statement

917
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 2: on music. Well, brother John, you have to think that

918
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: that guy is dead. Oh he's not.

919
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: He's eighty seven years old, and boy does he have

920
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: some teeth. Sure does the Allen Cox Show on one

921
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: hundred seven MS.

922
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 4: All our men and women in uniform.

923
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 2: I've been a lifelong fan twenty years of military come

924
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 2: back from a sign. Your afternoons show is horrible.

925
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 18: Thanks from the Alan Cox Show on one hundred point

926
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 18: seven WMMS.

927
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 2: I got that trip to La. Keep that in mind.

928
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 2: By the way, five o'clock are sold out Altered Ego Festival.

929
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: It is January to seventeenth in La. Really not that

930
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 2: far out. We'll get past the holidays and then send

931
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 2: you out there. Are you and a friend? We'll fly

932
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 2: you out there, We'll put you up. It is live

933
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 2: at the Key of Forum that night with Green Day

934
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: and twenty one Pilots and Cage the Elephant, Good Charlotte

935
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 2: and many more. We've been doing it for probably six

936
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: or seven years. Now in January sells out very very quickly,

937
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 2: and we can get you there. So five o'clock today

938
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: and tomorrow I'll have one of these trips for you.

939
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 2: We throw in one thousand dollars as well, which is

940
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: entirely up to you how fast that goes. Even in

941
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 2: La Could you easily blow a grand on uber out there?

942
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 2: Of course you could. Could you blow a grand, well,

943
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: not a grand. Could you blow a sizeable chunk of

944
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 2: that money on high end sushi in the valley? Of

945
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 2: course you could. There's no trees out there either. Once

946
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: you get in the valley right it's a thousand degrees,

947
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: there's no tree. But they do have really good sushi.

948
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 2: There's a spot in Thousand Oaks which is d delicious.

949
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 2: But the Kia Forum right there in beautiful Inglewood, California.

950
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful a it really is. Yes, I would

951
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 2: take an Uber and woods always up to it, wouldn't walk,

952
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: but it's a proper place to see a show. So

953
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: I'll have the next keyword for you around five o'clock.

954
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 2: Your Cavalier's are playing tonight, hosting the Houston Rockets. Seven

955
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 2: o'clock tip six thirty pre game on the Buzzer to

956
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 2: coming off a win against the Milwaukee Bucks that was

957
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: one eighteen to one oh six on Monday. So tonight

958
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 2: against Houston. Two more games here at home before they

959
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 2: go up to Toronto. Friday, they'll play the Pacers for

960
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: an NBA Cup game and then they'll host the LA Clippers.

961
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 2: The Clippers played the Kia form.

962
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 11: The no no not anymore they used to, they use

963
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 11: no the Kia Forum is that's where the Lakers played.

964
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 2: Which one is Crypto dot com or that might.

965
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 11: Be where they are now. But the forum was made

966
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 11: famous by the Lake by the Lakers, right, okay, and

967
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 11: they were there, they.

968
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: Really did whatever where the Lakers are now? Is that arena?

969
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought it was. Did they pull

970
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 2: Crypto dot Com off of it? Or is that not

971
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: a thing anymore? Anyway? The LA Clippers versus your Cleveland

972
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 2: the Cavaliers on Sunday, and then they'll head up to Toronto.

973
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: You're right, Crypto dot Com arena, it is still okay.

974
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 2: I think that's probably coming to an end. I think

975
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: they're looking to unload that. But like Jimmy Haslam, right,

976
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 2: he's looking to unload the thing down there in Columbus.

977
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: They got a shop for some new naming rights down there.

978
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 2: He's got that lower dot Com field. The Clippers play

979
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: in the Intuit Dome. Intuit Dome. Well, who plays at

980
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: the key of Forum Now, no one, nobody, No, it's

981
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 2: it's just a live music venue.

982
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 11: I think it's well, I mean, if if they want,

983
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 11: I think it's an everything, all purpose venue. It's just

984
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 11: it's old and antique and huh it's not home to

985
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 11: anything like that.

986
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 2: I believe. Well, we're sending it to the old and adequated. Kipall.

987
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 2: You gotta be ducking chunks of concrete on great days

988
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: on stage. Don't make it too well. That starts vibrations

989
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: and then the roof comes down. That's not what I meant.

990
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: Oh good. I certainly wouldn't want anyone in this audience

991
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: to think that we were going to knowingly put them

992
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 2: in harm's way. Oh the Forum is, It's just it's

993
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: that it was an old arena, so we put They

994
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 2: built the new stuff, the new hotness. So yeah, trip

995
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 2: for you. A little bit later on, I've got some

996
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: food news as we're right on top of Thanksgiving. About

997
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 2: Hines is launching its first ever squeezeable bottle of gravy.

998
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 2: If you were if you you got to hand it

999
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 2: to the Hines people. You know, I lived and worked

1000
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh for many years, which is their home city.

1001
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 2: Heines Field, of course, was all over Steelers Stadium for

1002
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 2: a while, and Teresa Heines carry was with John Carrey.

1003
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 2: I think she still is when he was running for president.

1004
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 2: She was very prominent, you know, it from one of

1005
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: a very prominent family. But they're always trying to stay

1006
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 2: on the cutting edge of squeezable condiments, the Heines people.

1007
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 2: I think I was still living in Pittsburgh many years

1008
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: ago when they were trying to trot out the green

1009
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 2: and purple ketchup, not understanding that people have a very

1010
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: close relationship between their eyes and their taste buds, and

1011
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 2: they were marketing it primarily towards kids, but even kids

1012
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 2: were like, ketchup is supposed to be read. You know,

1013
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 2: there's a very distinct connection between what your eye sees

1014
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: and what your mouth predicts or expects. And it tasted

1015
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: exactly like ketchup. They probably have all bottles of it

1016
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 2: on eBay or something, but they did not last long

1017
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 2: at all. All green and purple ketchup. Anyway, Hines is

1018
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: rolling out home style turkey gravy. They're calling it gravy

1019
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 2: for leftovers. Why not just use the leftover gravy because

1020
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: you get that film on it if it's homemade gravy. Right,

1021
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 2: maybe grandma makes beef gravy, but you want pork gravy.

1022
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 2: Maybe grandma makes uh vegan gravy. What he should be

1023
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 2: making turkey gravy? What are we talking about? I know

1024
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 2: turkey gravy, but this way, you don't have to make

1025
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 2: a new batch. If everybody blows through your gravy and

1026
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 2: so so Hines cloas you're gonna blow? Yes, how am

1027
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 2: I gonna blow gravy? Come on? Now, this looks like

1028
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 2: a bottle of stadium mustard. There it is a Hinds

1029
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 2: leftover gray, the ultimate sandwich gravy. Now, I will tell

1030
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,399
Speaker 2: you this, and I will probably sound naive or sound

1031
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 2: stupid or both, but you diehard listeners know my weird

1032
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 2: relationship with food. I didn't realize people were putting gravy

1033
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 2: on sandwiches. Your favorite sandwich doesn't have gravy on it. No,

1034
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: where do you get wah wah oh the gobbler. Yeah,

1035
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: I don't get it with gravy. Okay, all right, if

1036
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: they offer it with gravy, you're probably right that they do.

1037
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 2: It's just when you're beat poop, when you put together.

1038
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I'm saying at home, Yeah, I guess

1039
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: I didn't realize people were putting like, if I'm gonna

1040
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: make turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving turkey, Yeah, miracle whip because

1041
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 2: I like the zesty zip Okay, sliced green olives. Uh huh, pepper,

1042
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 2: that's my sandwich. That's it. That's it, really so but

1043
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 2: behinds people no more than I do, and so they're

1044
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 2: rolling out left over gravy. They say it's specifically made

1045
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 2: for sand Huh. It was inspired by the Friends episode

1046
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 2: Golly remember that where somebody steals Ross's moist maker sandwich.

1047
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 4: Yu.

1048
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 2: No, I don't remember that episode, but Friends fans might

1049
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 2: and so hines and they're leftover gravy. So I don't

1050
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 2: know if it's also available in jars. I don't know.

1051
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: I would assume probably goes fast, and so people are

1052
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,720
Speaker 2: looking around, and you know, I'm sure it's available online.

1053
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 2: You know that Walmart might have been carrying these jars.

1054
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like the Chevelle song. Ah. So listen. Even

1055
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 2: Walmart is closed on Thanksgiving. There are a lot of

1056
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 2: places that have holiday hours. You know, a lot of

1057
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 2: local pharmacies will still be open things like that. But

1058
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: Walmart closed completely on Thanksgiving. But if you're gonna somebody

1059
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 2: who blows through their gravy, you know you got the

1060
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 2: cranberry sauce and the stuffing. That is how some people,

1061
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 2: you know. Granted, I do eat a modified gobbler.

1062
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 6: You you do.

1063
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 4: I do.

1064
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 2: Modified gobbler open for mammoth last night, didn't they? I

1065
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 2: don't believe so. Oh no, the cramp bad resource for

1066
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 2: having mass potatoes. Oh, the turkey looks great. Thank you

1067
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 2: for loving me, Thank you for being there. Everyone's thanking

1068
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 2: Weld's thanking you again, thanking you killed the turkey, kale,

1069
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 2: the turkey killed the tark. Blow through your gravy. Also

1070
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: in food news. Again, I don't know who was asking

1071
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 2: for this, but there are companies looking around, you know,

1072
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 2: there's only You've gone from dozens and dozens of companies

1073
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: that make processed foods too, about four or five, and

1074
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 2: so they look around at the vast expanse of their empire,

1075
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: and they say, what brands do we own? And how

1076
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 2: can we smash them together? And how can we convince

1077
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 2: people to buy this, and how can we do it cheaply?

1078
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 2: Dorito's and Cheetos are rolling out something called Simply Naked,

1079
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 2: which is made with no dyes or artificial flavors. Who

1080
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 2: is clamoring for Bear Dorito's. I think they're gonna taste

1081
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 2: the same. Ha, it's gonna.

1082
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 4: I love it.

1083
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 2: I think it's brilliant. Well it says without bright artificial colors,

1084
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 2: but the same iconic flavors. Ahah, you're gonna have both, Rob,

1085
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 2: I mean, don't people want bright orange Cheeto dust on

1086
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: their fingers? Not me, but some people. Nacho cheese. It's

1087
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 2: Nacho cheese, Rob Cool Ranch, Cheetos puffs and flame and

1088
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 2: hot and PEPSI is bragging about it. You know they

1089
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 2: own all these companies.

1090
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 10: Now.

1091
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 2: They said, R and D brought this to life from

1092
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 2: concept to completion in just eight weeks. Yeah, because you

1093
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 2: didn't have as many ingredients. Yeah.

1094
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 11: All you had to do was take the color out

1095
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 11: of it. The same The formula is still the same

1096
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 11: color out. They made the shape different too, did you

1097
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 11: see that. It looks same to me, is it?

1098
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 2: I mean, from what I saw, it looked like they

1099
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 2: were different flaming hot and the you know, so they're

1100
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 2: gonna just be without the bright orange color.

1101
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 11: It's going to look like uh, tope, tope chips brown. Yeah,

1102
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 11: I'm fine with it. I think it's great. Get that

1103
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 11: die out of everything.

1104
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Oh good for you. Yeah.

1105
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 2: Dye is an easy target, right, but it's bad for you. Yeah,

1106
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 2: but in anything's bad for in huge quantities. When you

1107
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 2: talk about like processed foods, you know, RFK Junior Captain

1108
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 2: brain Bug over there, he's like, we gotta get dies

1109
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 2: out unless somebody's like if you've ever had a friend,

1110
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 2: I had one who was like deathly allergic to certain dye,

1111
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: so they had to be really diligent what they were eating.

1112
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 2: That's one thing altogether, right, but dies in general, that

1113
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 2: is not your bull's eye for how you fix people's

1114
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 2: diets and prosperity. Yeah, but it's such a small element

1115
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 2: of the bigger picture that it's like like you can

1116
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 2: market it as some easy fix, but it doesn't really

1117
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 2: do anything. But it's in so many things, so it's

1118
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 2: not necessarily how much is in a dorrito, It's how

1119
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 2: much is in your Hawaiian punch and how much is

1120
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 2: in everything else that you're consuming. Yeah, that's why I'm

1121
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: taking it out. Is that's why you're not supposed to

1122
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 2: eat and drink all that stuff. I agree, but people do.

1123
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 2: So if it's not in there, that's a good thing.

1124
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 2: What am I going to have clear Tahitian treat next? Yes,

1125
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: don't look at it. Drink it out of the can

1126
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 2: you'd be fine.

1127
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 4: Ah.

1128
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like when you pour it into a glass, you're like,

1129
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's supposed to taste like cola and

1130
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 2: it's clear. I'm with you on the on the mind

1131
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 2: f of some of that stuff because somebody, you know,

1132
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: like whatever the sodas are the fake soda say, your

1133
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 2: brain associates certain flavors with certain colors. It's hard to

1134
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 2: drink a coke or cola and not have it be

1135
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,479
Speaker 2: that dark color. So why crystal PEPSI flopped so odd?

1136
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 2: People are like, I don't this shouldn't be clear.

1137
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 11: You expected to taste like sprite, yeah, or soda water

1138
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 11: of those extreme products.

1139
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 2: You feel like a coward eating the regular stuff.

1140
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 7: Hey, take out that puss eating the regular Doritos can't

1141
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,439
Speaker 7: handle the Extreme ones.

1142
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 2: I'm working my way.

1143
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 4: You got sucker?

1144
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about that served? You got served sucker? Jim Gaffigan, Oh,

1145
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 2: speaking of Extreme, by the way, we got a we

1146
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 2: were talking about the band Extreme Allan.

1147
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 4: We live in a simulation.

1148
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 3: I was just listening to you guys talk about Extreme

1149
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 3: and I got to Cracker Park to pick up some

1150
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 3: food and I stepped outside and More Than Words was

1151
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 3: playing over the intercom system there.

1152
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about that hate the show? Yeah? What are

1153
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 2: the chances Rob that you're gonna be out there at

1154
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 2: Cracker Park picking up some food? A lot of times

1155
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 2: I'll be in Aladdin grabbing a salad or something and

1156
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 2: they'll have the big speakers out there and More Than

1157
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 2: Words will be on right, the big Extreme hit. Because

1158
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 2: we were talking about Extreme yesterday Boston band Nuno, Betton Court, Yeah,

1159
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 2: Gary Sharon who fronted Van Halen for a hot minute. Yeah, yeah,

1160
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 2: he was a no.

1161
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 6: No.

1162
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 2: Betan Court did a good dude. The guy's incredible.

1163
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1164
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 2: You know, we've talked about the true meaning of this

1165
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 2: song before, too, right, have we? I thought I didn't

1166
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 2: realize there was subtext. Yeah, it's not about it's actually

1167
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 2: about giving up some stuff to a dude. It is

1168
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 2: not it is that's urban legend. No, No, that's the

1169
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: it's about HJ. That's the homophobia in the social fabric

1170
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 2: of the city of Boston. No, getting a hand to listen. No,

1171
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 2: you don't got to tell me you love me because

1172
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 2: I already because you gave it a tug.

1173
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 19: Kid.

1174
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 2: Let me listen. If my heart was torn into oh,

1175
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 2: now here o heart, my heart was torn into?

1176
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 15: Wow?

1177
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 2: How about that? Hello, tug tug? Hello, Brian knows? Yeah,

1178
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 2: how does he know? And I didn't know?

1179
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 20: Wow?

1180
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 2: All right? Well boy, all these years, when I'm out

1181
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 2: somewhere in an outdoor mall and the song comes on,

1182
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 2: I just thought it was as advertised. I was taking

1183
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 2: the lyrics literally.

1184
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 15: Wow.

1185
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 2: I would not have to say that you love me

1186
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 2: because I already already know. Huh a hander, Yep, how

1187
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 2: about that? At least that's what I've been told you.

1188
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: All of their songs have did? All of their songs

1189
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 2: have subtext like that? Well, I mean, listen, I don't

1190
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: even want to get They had stuff, although it wasn't

1191
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: one of their albums called Porno Graffiti, Sure was. I

1192
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 2: just figured that was starting together. Now now I am.

1193
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 2: Now I am the band's called Extreme. What do you

1194
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 2: think Get the Funk Out is about? We're done with

1195
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 2: the HJ Now get the funk out? Yeah? Is that

1196
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 2: what it is? I was thinking it was more about

1197
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 2: getting it out?

1198
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 15: Oh?

1199
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 11: Wow, I mean this is on porno graffiti. Oh it

1200
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 11: is more than words? Is as is get the funk out? Wow,

1201
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 11: that's a song called it alan What else is it?

1202
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 11: When you talk about it information technology? Are you talking

1203
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 11: about it out? I took it out? He took it

1204
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 11: out than words? Wow, wholehearted? Come on, dude, and that's

1205
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 11: spelled h ol e. It sure is like they were

1206
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 11: trying to be cheeky. But now I get what they

1207
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 11: were doing. Yes, and they're playing this on the speers

1208
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 11: at Cracker put it where young impressionable minds could put

1209
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 11: two and two together.

1210
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 2: You can hear him whisper in the background there. Wow,

1211
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 2: I never squeish, Ellen. My turkey sandwich is just turkey

1212
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 2: and saracha. How about that? That's a flex. I mean,

1213
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 2: I love siacha, but I wouldn't go just turkey and seracha.

1214
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 2: Now you gotta have something, You gotta have a little

1215
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 2: maybe a little crunch would be nice there, you know,

1216
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 2: the lettuce something. You gotta have something to break up

1217
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 2: the monotony of the soft well, because what I noticed

1218
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 2: is like leftover. You know a lot of people after

1219
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving and go I make an open face sandwhich I go, well,

1220
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 2: then what's the point of the bread? Like, I understand

1221
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 2: the concept, but if you're just throwing all the just

1222
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 2: remove the bread. My dad would do, so put it

1223
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 2: on the plate.

1224
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 11: My dad would do turkey sandwiches on toast, So you'd

1225
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 11: make toast and then do like an open face sandwich

1226
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 11: with that, So pour the turkey and the gravy on topass.

1227
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 2: All right, little mash date, isn't some stuffing on it too?

1228
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 12: M h?

1229
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 2: Eat your food? Are not hungry?

1230
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1231
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 2: I'm good.

1232
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 19: Alan.

1233
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 2: What's gonna make people a little overweight die in food

1234
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 2: or squeezable gravy? I didn't say it's an overweight thing.

1235
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 2: I didn't do with overweight. You're talking about the general

1236
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 2: health of these things, correct night additives Why. I got

1237
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 2: a lot of messages from people as well. After we

1238
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 2: got that email from the person. I wanted to keep

1239
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 2: them anonymous, but they sent me the photo of friends

1240
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 2: of theirs who just bought a home, and in the

1241
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 2: basement was a glory hole in the bathroom. Right, previous

1242
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 2: owner had been a gay man, and there was a

1243
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 2: glory hole in the basement stall toilet door had a

1244
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 2: sticker over. They were not trying to hide it at all.

1245
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 2: Was it festive? Not that I know that it was

1246
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 2: a festive glory hole? Hey, what's up, guys?

1247
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 17: When my buddy moved into his house, he found a

1248
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 17: shoebox in the closet.

1249
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 15: Actually wasn't a shoebox.

1250
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 5: It was a big box and he opened it up

1251
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 5: and inside was a giant, remote controlled vibrating butt plug.

1252
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 17: And uh, I'm not sure what he did with it.

1253
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 17: To be honest with you, I made it to find

1254
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 17: that out. Take it easy, guess a vibrating Sure what

1255
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 17: he did with it? Why didn't you ask him what

1256
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 17: he did with it?

1257
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 2: Is he walking?

1258
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 4: Funny?

1259
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 2: Is that m I telling him? Show?

1260
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 21: A panel appeared on the window sill with a circle

1261
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:33,919
Speaker 21: cut out, and oh what a side. The mystery grew

1262
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 21: in the fading line, snowflakes, falling whispers grow.

1263
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 4: What's behind that panel's glove?

1264
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 2: That's the gory? What could it be a board of

1265
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,680
Speaker 2: the Joyant or a mystery.

1266
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 21: Jingle bells ring as the stories.

1267
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 7: Roll of Cleveland's own faster.

1268
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 2: The DJ said it before I say it again, your move,

1269
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 2: Mark Nolan. I pulled a Leslie Nielsen on him an

1270
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 2: airplane this morning. I poked my head in here and jempchana,

1271
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 2: we're in a break, and I stuck my head and

1272
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 2: I go, could you guys do me a favor, if

1273
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 2: it's not too much trouble, could you play the best

1274
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 2: Christmas hits of today and yesterday. Thanks so much. We're

1275
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 2: all counting on.

1276
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 4: You holiday cheer.

1277
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 2: And he said, visit absolutely, that's what we're here for.

1278
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 4: That's the glory. What could it be a bottle of

1279
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 4: the job ring that story?

1280
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 6: Come on, it's so silly, it's it's so good nuts.

1281
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 6: Here's whistling. I like the whistle.

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01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 2: I don't know that i'd noticed the whistling before. It

1283
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,720
Speaker 2: just makes it jauntier. Right Erican Penn Hills wants to

1284
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 2: know if at the Christmas season people former owners were

1285
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 2: decking the holes the bows of Holly. I don't think

1286
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 2: there was anyone named Holly anywhere near those Anything. Anything

1287
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 2: is possible That's what I love about the holiday season.

1288
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 2: Rob anything is possible, no right, still doing it? Or

1289
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 2: a mystery a portal to joy? Why can't it be both?

1290
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 2: Two things can be true? That's right.

1291
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 4: The car Show on one.

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Speaker 5: I remember Cleveland, Allen, you have been described by your

1293
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 5: enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

1294
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 2: Who are you called?

1295
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 4: The Allan Cox Show?

1296
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:14,879
Speaker 10: Two one sixty five seven eight one double O seven.

1297
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 4: Or one eight three four eight one double O seven?

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01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:26,759
Speaker 20: Hello head all come morning is blowing and I'm passing

1299
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 20: off the neighbors. Well the home going on reboarded you

1300
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,639
Speaker 20: said on the shot it because we're waiting on the paper.

1301
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 20: So it's not when they asked you time.

1302
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:48,960
Speaker 4: You will say these d what we use that?

1303
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 2: Come, here's a goat running around. They asked you a

1304
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 2: couple of neighborhoods in Detroit. Was it not the weirdest

1305
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 2: thing you're going to see in Detroit? Really? You know,

1306
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 2: Detroit Pistons best team right now? I think right in

1307
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 2: the NBA one of them, at least the Eastern Conference. Yeah,

1308
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 2: Calves right behind him. They won't play each other again

1309
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 2: until after the first of the year. But I think

1310
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 2: they beat the Pistons last time. But yeah, listen, there's

1311
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,600
Speaker 2: a lot of weird stuff going on in Detroit. We

1312
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,560
Speaker 2: just had friends that moved. They're from here, actually, but

1313
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 2: they have lived in Denver for quite some time and

1314
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 2: they just moved back to Detroit because a lot of

1315
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 2: people are trying to get in on, like, you know,

1316
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:31,679
Speaker 2: the revitalization of Detroit, and it's a very weird window.

1317
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 2: So if you remember, did you see the movie Barbarian

1318
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 2: that's Zach Kreiger movie where the girl at the beginning

1319
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 2: of the movie is the girl in the middle of

1320
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 2: nowhere in Detroit going to this airbn b. I did not,

1321
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 2: and then the whole thing goes wildly awry, but she

1322
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 2: gets into this. It's kind of an interesting snapshot of

1323
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 2: She's just in the middle of this burned out neighborhood

1324
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 2: and one person has flipped their home and is renting

1325
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 2: it is an airbnb. But for the most part, you're

1326
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 2: gonna see weird things in Detroit. Guy jumped up on

1327
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 2: his hood. There's roof raather of his car, started screaming

1328
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,720
Speaker 2: when he saw a goat running up to him. Now,

1329
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 2: is the reaction a little overboard? Sure, but you never

1330
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 2: know how you're going to react when you see livestock

1331
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,960
Speaker 2: in your urban neighborhood against.

1332
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 16: Great escape, capturing lots of attention and even some fear

1333
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 16: on Detroit's West Side. Now viral video shows the moment

1334
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 16: the goat met a neighbor.

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01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 2: Look at this, by the way, that's not the goat screaming.

1336
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 2: That is the guy on the roof of his car,

1337
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:43,400
Speaker 2: screaming at the end of his driveway on his own

1338
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 2: ring camera. I think so seven neighbor dashy a tough

1339
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 2: first meeting, but the people getting along great.

1340
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:56,760
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1341
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,799
Speaker 16: Seven was Detroit reporter Meghan Dand.

1342
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 2: Look at that goat. A big black coat with the horns.

1343
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 2: He walked up to the guy, Rob walked right up

1344
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 2: to him.

1345
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 11: He said, what's like, Well, that would explain the jumping

1346
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 11: on top of the car and screaming like a bitch.

1347
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 2: Yah, that's right. What's like, delicious black phillip right there

1348
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 2: in Detroit City, baby screaming too. I'll tell you what

1349
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 2: we up there on the roof of his car. Oh

1350
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 2: my god. But this is what we're going to be

1351
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:39,600
Speaker 2: contending with right in this fading republic is just animals

1352
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 2: walking around. This is the beginning of we see these

1353
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 2: isolated incidents. Sure, you know, I lived in Ohio City

1354
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 2: and it was the era of like urban farmers and

1355
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 2: people had chickens and you, oh, we get our own eggs. Great,

1356
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 2: and then you realize what a pain in the ass

1357
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 2: they are, and everybody complains. But more and more you're

1358
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 2: gonna start to see animals openly robed coexisting with their

1359
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:07,800
Speaker 2: human counterparts in urban areas. It's every It's like that

1360
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 2: in all the Caribbean islands, like they're just everywhere. Nobody

1361
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 2: pays any mind to it, nobody cares, no big deals.

1362
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 16: Reunited the neighbors and spoke with the goat's owner, who's

1363
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 16: now facing legal issues as a result.

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01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:24,599
Speaker 22: God one very misbehaving goat is in hot water after

1365
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:27,759
Speaker 22: spending the day causing chaos up and down the block

1366
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 22: on Detroit's West Side.

1367
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:33,920
Speaker 2: They're very calming for people, not necessarily him. The owner

1368
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 2: is standing there, the goats all over him, and he's

1369
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 2: pretending like this is perfectly yeah, he's just friendly. It's

1370
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 2: like fighting this trying to give you a what's the

1371
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 2: matter here is a meant?

1372
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,880
Speaker 22: He is the owner of the four legged troublemaker, the

1373
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,800
Speaker 22: goat called Smoke escaped by hopping the fence and taking

1374
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 22: himself on a self guided tour of the neighborhood where

1375
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 22: he met.

1376
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 2: Him self guided. That's an interesting way to put it

1377
01:13:55,800 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 2: in for gats headphones tour. Hey, where is the docent?

1378
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 2: This is Jim's house. Jim's scared of goats. Uh huh

1379
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 2: l Scott down the block.

1380
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,560
Speaker 8: I saw a gooss hop. I'm like, okay, okay, I

1381
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 8: start and then as soon as you see mister Bob

1382
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,839
Speaker 8: here come out of nowhere.

1383
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 2: Why do you call him mister bob? He referred to

1384
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 2: go as mister Bob and I saw mister Bob here

1385
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 2: name but worse, I don't want him to rock around.

1386
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,360
Speaker 2: He actually hopped the fence. That wasn't the idea. I

1387
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:34,839
Speaker 2: do need to keep him contained.

1388
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 22: According to court records, Wednesday's escapade prompted the city to

1389
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 22: site Smoke's owner with possessing a wild animal without a

1390
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 22: permit inside the city. His ament, He tells me he's

1391
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 22: hoping the city of Detroit will reconsider and see the

1392
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,679
Speaker 22: value these four legged animals can bring to the community.

1393
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 2: Value the value I mean, I mean other than I

1394
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 2: mean they can keep the grass short and that's good

1395
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,800
Speaker 2: eating and get out a line. Boy, too many self

1396
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:01,920
Speaker 2: guided tours, you're gonna end up on my tragger. Well

1397
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,640
Speaker 2: you just call up in Jamaican friends for that and

1398
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 2: they'll take care of that thing. Lickety split. I'll tell

1399
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 2: you I don't have all the proper spices.

1400
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:11,400
Speaker 22: So court records also show a history of problems with

1401
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 22: his animals.

1402
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 2: Detroiters were allowed to farm and garden the way many

1403
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,559
Speaker 2: of us want to. We could have the most unique

1404
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,759
Speaker 2: city on the planet. Then don't live in the city,

1405
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 2: bro right right, I mean, it's not that far until

1406
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 2: you get out of the city Detroit, where you're in

1407
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,439
Speaker 2: the fields. Get out there on the block, like.

1408
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 22: Maya Campbell say, they appreciate the agricultural diversity in the city.

1409
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 8: You recognize there are lots of urban farms and there

1410
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:38,639
Speaker 8: are people who have goats, chickens, all sorts of animals,

1411
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 8: which is a beautiful thing for our community.

1412
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 2: Well, how you doing today?

1413
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 22: And meeting smoke Monday on friendly terms Daylon.

1414
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 2: Tells me the friendly terms the street.

1415
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 22: He knows exactly what to do.

1416
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 4: It'd be cool.

1417
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,320
Speaker 2: I know where to take them.

1418
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,200
Speaker 8: So if anybody do see him in the neighborhood on

1419
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 8: the city's west side.

1420
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 2: Goat stirs up trouble in Escape. I like all that,

1421
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:09,600
Speaker 2: like everything about that. They're in Detroit. Can we not.

1422
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 6: What?

1423
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 10: What?

1424
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 4: Huh?

1425
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 2: Can we? I don't I don't like this. I don't

1426
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 2: like this. You don't like what. I don't like when

1427
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:20,759
Speaker 2: the thing talks. Oh, you don't like when black Philip.

1428
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 2: I guess all right, if you listen to us on

1429
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio from out of state, Detroit or elsewhere, we have

1430
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,799
Speaker 2: a lot of bureau chieves in the great city of Detroit,

1431
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 2: but to elsewhere. Scott listens in York, Maine. You know

1432
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 2: where York, Maine is.

1433
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,599
Speaker 11: I used to vacation all the time, York, Maine, right

1434
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 11: over the bridge from Potsmouth, New Hampshire.

1435
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 2: That's what Scott listens on the iHeartRadio app. I used

1436
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 2: to go. I rented the house every year on long

1437
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 2: Sands Beach. There's Short Sands in long Stands in York,

1438
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,599
Speaker 2: and I used to rent the house on long Stands

1439
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,639
Speaker 2: every year. The most beautiful lighthouse you haven't gonna see

1440
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 2: is right there in York. Mate's called the Nubble Lighthouse.

1441
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 2: One of the most photographed lighthouses on planet Earth. Nouble, Yeah,

1442
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 2: the nubble lighthouse. I'm sitting right here by co worker

1443
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:16,040
Speaker 2: at Saint Mary's Lewiston Medical Center. Whereas yeah, huh, Rob

1444
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:18,920
Speaker 2: is a bureau chief in New Orleans. No relation know.

1445
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 2: Richard is in the Florida Keys. Didn't say which one.

1446
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:29,960
Speaker 2: Matt listens in Delray Beach, Florida, and Jeremy is in

1447
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 2: the Pacific Northwest. He's out there in Olympia, Washington.

1448
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:38,479
Speaker 23: Hey, Allen, Rob, listen to the podcast yesterday. You were

1449
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 23: talking about Shader Sanders house getting broken into, and Rob said,

1450
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:44,519
Speaker 23: it's not like it's on the same cul de sac

1451
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:44,920
Speaker 23: as him.

1452
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,000
Speaker 15: What if it is?

1453
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:50,360
Speaker 23: Follow me here. He gets drafted by the Browns right

1454
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:53,240
Speaker 23: around the same time these stupid ducks show up.

1455
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,600
Speaker 4: Distraction.

1456
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 23: Maybe look at those neighbors. Nobody's looking at the stupid

1457
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 23: ducks boom in the house to go, oh, but that.

1458
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 2: Hell of a conspiracy. He really is, Hey, Rob, Hey.

1459
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:18,280
Speaker 4: Hey quack call hey Rob, Hey, they quack call success.

1460
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,639
Speaker 19: He said, Yo, my neighbors got ducks. They be fucking

1461
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 19: all day. But what think I had enough? And every

1462
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 19: time I sleep, maybe clucking up the storm. Every time

1463
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 19: I leave the duck's going off.

1464
01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 2: He hear quack quack fi like a Dottle duff.

1465
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:38,679
Speaker 19: And quack quackis quack season bitch on d Dynasty.

1466
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 4: My god, that's a.

1467
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 2: Fat goose quack quack.

1468
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 4: Quick move.

1469
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,280
Speaker 2: Now, would Rob rather have a goat running through his

1470
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 2: driveway or goats in the backyard or ducks rather in

1471
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:55,480
Speaker 2: the backyard?

1472
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 4: Neither?

1473
01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, neither, I have to pick. Yeah, we're trying to

1474
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 2: live in society here. I live in a neighborhood, dude.

1475
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,320
Speaker 2: That's the thing.

1476
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 11: I don't want any of those things. If I wanted them,

1477
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:07,880
Speaker 11: I would live on a farm.

1478
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep. Okay. So there's one conspiracy theory that the

1479
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 2: ducks coincide with the arrival. Yeah, I don't think so.

1480
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 2: I don't think so either. I'm gonna go with no.

1481
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a stretch.

1482
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 24: Hey, boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. I'm catching up

1483
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 24: on today's show and you were talking about it sud

1484
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:37,800
Speaker 24: Sanders getting burgled, and I thought you burgled was maybe

1485
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,439
Speaker 24: him being taunted on the field, and it's just a

1486
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,799
Speaker 24: new word. I was about to google it, but obviously

1487
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 24: I know what you're talking about now as I listen

1488
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 24: to it, but I hope you're having a good.

1489
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 25: Week by.

1490
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 2: Everybody else has burglarized. I love burgled. You don't get

1491
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 2: to use it that often. Burgled of Becky is what

1492
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 2: Happenspparently in that extreme song, somebody's getting burgled in more

1493
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,719
Speaker 2: than words. I didn't know that. The subtext that Rob

1494
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 2: informed me is at play there You're welcome. So I

1495
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,800
Speaker 2: guess Becky had never heard the word burgled? Is that

1496
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:19,719
Speaker 2: what I'm left to infer there? Yeah, should dr Sanders,

1497
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 2: But this guy screws up. People should just chance. Should

1498
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,320
Speaker 2: should They're gonna get their chance. He's starting this week.

1499
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, maybe you know what. Listen, he got

1500
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 2: the jitters out. Let's see how he does. This could

1501
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 2: be a great week for him. I'll tell you where

1502
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be at the basement in Sagamore.

1503
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,720
Speaker 2: Rob me too, d doing the finals for the UH.

1504
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 2: We do the Coxhaut pregames, we do the bud Light

1505
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,840
Speaker 2: Football face off. We're gonna send somebody to Vegas. So

1506
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 2: I'm getting right back into town on Sunday and I'm

1507
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 2: going straight to the basement. So come out and hang

1508
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 2: with us. It's three to five. If you aren't one

1509
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 2: of our finalists already, we're gonna be looking for alternates.

1510
01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 2: Not everybody shows up, that's a given. So could out

1511
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,920
Speaker 2: there to Vegas. So if you go to WMMS dot com,

1512
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 2: the info will be there. But I will see you

1513
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:11,320
Speaker 2: on Sunday starting at three at the Basement Sagamore, Aurora

1514
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,280
Speaker 2: area out there, been there before, great spot.

1515
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:20,400
Speaker 11: And they've got the Raiders this week. Yeah, the Raiders,

1516
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 11: and that's I mean, it's only a four point spread.

1517
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 11: Browns are getting four, so that's actually I mean, look,

1518
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,599
Speaker 11: they're not freaked out by seeing him start. I mean

1519
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 11: the over under is thirty seven and a half, so

1520
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 11: they aren't expecting a barn Burner of a scoring game either.

1521
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,840
Speaker 2: But should be a good one two, two and eight.

1522
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:40,800
Speaker 2: Teams should like that guy who makes fun of me

1523
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:41,479
Speaker 2: and that.

1524
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,719
Speaker 12: My show sucks.

1525
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah like that. I'm rooting for that kid.

1526
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:52,200
Speaker 10: Man.

1527
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 2: You gotta root for somebody. Throw a dart at a

1528
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:58,120
Speaker 2: Cleveland Brown and root for them. He is the forty

1529
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:02,240
Speaker 2: second starting quarter back in the last two years. Oh

1530
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 2: well no, what was it? Was it since ninety nine?

1531
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:06,240
Speaker 6: Some like that?

1532
01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you see people walking around with the

1533
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:11,680
Speaker 2: homemade jerseys with all the names crossed out, you know,

1534
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:16,120
Speaker 2: going back to Tim Couch. It's crazy, it's pretty wild.

1535
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:22,280
Speaker 2: Uh yeah. So anyway, there's a there is a hello,

1536
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:27,560
Speaker 2: there is a deep dive conspiracy theory there. And with

1537
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:29,960
Speaker 2: the Ducks. I was just trying to find what it was.

1538
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:34,200
Speaker 2: I think it's forty two since ah ninety nine. Yeah,

1539
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:40,360
Speaker 2: Brown's qbs a lot of them. Yeah, sixty eight quarterbacks.

1540
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:44,040
Speaker 2: Since nineteen fifty, the Browns have had sixty eight quarterbacks

1541
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 2: start at least one game, all right, so that makes

1542
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:50,240
Speaker 2: sense sense, So forty two since ninety nine after resuming

1543
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 2: play in ninety nine following the suspension of you know

1544
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:57,720
Speaker 2: when they went to Baltimore or whatever. From ninety nine

1545
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,720
Speaker 2: through twenty twenty five, the team has had forty one

1546
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,120
Speaker 2: players start at quarterback. And that's now Schadur's forty two. Yeah,

1547
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 2: with only with only three seasons in which the same

1548
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 2: quarterback started every game, one season with Tim Couch, two

1549
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,559
Speaker 2: seasons with Baker Mayfield. That decision is looking really good

1550
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:16,240
Speaker 2: now with a Baker Mayfield.

1551
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's getting another kid on the way by on

1552
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:24,920
Speaker 11: his on his instagrams. Congratulations the Mayfield family, right.

1553
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:29,080
Speaker 2: Baker Mayfield, happy to see him, listen, good for him, Right,

1554
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:33,360
Speaker 2: he's no Jacoby Brissett. Uh yeah, just looking at some

1555
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 2: of these names because I've been here since nine and

1556
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:38,160
Speaker 2: so it was Brady Quinn when I got here, yep,

1557
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, I forgot. We had

1558
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 2: Jake DeLoone, Colton McCoy, remember that, Corn pone. H Brandon

1559
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 2: Whedon Again, I don't even know if he's got Brandon

1560
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,639
Speaker 2: Whedon doesn't even play in the NFL anymore.

1561
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:55,479
Speaker 4: Oh.

1562
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 2: Most of those guys that you're gonna name off that

1563
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 2: won't don't right. Brian Hole It was a big deal

1564
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:03,920
Speaker 2: at the time because he was from Lakewood, went to

1565
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:04,840
Speaker 2: Saint Ignatius.

1566
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,320
Speaker 11: We had him on the Bears for a couple of

1567
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,479
Speaker 11: he was a couple of Super Bowls with the Patriots. Yeah,

1568
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 11: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put that out there.

1569
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:18,439
Speaker 2: Some of these names I don't know at all. Jason Campbell, Okay,

1570
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,439
Speaker 2: went to Auburn, my dad's alma mater. But I don't

1571
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 2: know that name. Connor Shaw RG three was here for

1572
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:27,559
Speaker 2: a hot Cup.

1573
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:34,320
Speaker 11: Uh yeah, hey, I mean basically, if there's anybody in

1574
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,160
Speaker 11: the league that is a backup quarterback.

1575
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,240
Speaker 2: They've probably walked through.

1576
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,040
Speaker 15: Right.

1577
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations my buddy Bruce greg Kowski. He and I

1578
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:47,639
Speaker 2: go way back. He was here for like a couple

1579
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:56,160
Speaker 2: of touches. Yeah, well, congratulations to all those people. Deshaun Kaiser,

1580
01:24:56,880 --> 01:25:00,439
Speaker 2: who he's the aid of the Kaiser probably an anti

1581
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:05,360
Speaker 2: fatch health cam money he gets hurt, it doesn't come

1582
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,679
Speaker 2: you talk about one thing. It doesn't come out of pocket.

1583
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 2: That dude's loaded, got that health care money.

1584
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:18,720
Speaker 23: Hey, Rob, I was just messaging to find out if

1585
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 23: you head seeing the news story about the scientist that

1586
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 23: crossed DNA between a cheetah and a crab. I guess

1587
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,400
Speaker 23: it went sideways real.

1588
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,120
Speaker 4: Fast, all right.

1589
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,360
Speaker 2: He is son of a man. That guy's on to

1590
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 2: oy oh boy, stop himself sideways real fast? Come on, Yeah,

1591
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:41,640
Speaker 2: I don't hate it.

1592
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,120
Speaker 15: A bunch of ass, all.

1593
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 2: Right, listen, Grandma Grima, it's not the time, thank you.

1594
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:53,240
Speaker 2: Maybe she's still talking about the Browns quarterback. I elected

1595
01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:56,720
Speaker 2: a bunch of them, speaking of the Pacific Northwest, because

1596
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:58,640
Speaker 2: I was rattling off one of our bureau chiefs out

1597
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:03,280
Speaker 2: there in Olympia, Washington. One guy out there, he has

1598
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:09,960
Speaker 2: an entirely new strain of bird flu. Congratulations, there's a

1599
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:14,720
Speaker 2: guy out there. Yep, fantastic. A strain of bird flu

1600
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:19,400
Speaker 2: that has never been detected in humans is in a

1601
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:25,000
Speaker 2: guy's body out there in the Pacific Northwest. Awesome recently

1602
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:30,959
Speaker 2: became infected with H five N five. This is western

1603
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:36,000
Speaker 2: Washington state. And uh, this is a guy who's probably

1604
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 2: out there in the sticks. And you know a lot

1605
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:44,960
Speaker 2: of other boxes are checked, sure, older other health conditions, right,

1606
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,040
Speaker 2: but if something's gonna get you, it's gonna be this.

1607
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,120
Speaker 2: So it's not like somebody who's like the picture of health.

1608
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:53,040
Speaker 2: But they said that it was notable because they had

1609
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:57,920
Speaker 2: never seen this type of bird flu in a person. Well,

1610
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:07,800
Speaker 2: the scary thing is that's sexually transmit that's the craziest part. Gee,

1611
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:09,000
Speaker 2: how'd you make that connection?

1612
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:09,960
Speaker 15: Einstein?

1613
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:14,400
Speaker 2: All right, thank you sir. Anyway, so people are getting

1614
01:27:14,439 --> 01:27:21,400
Speaker 2: sexually transmitted bird rob is that what you Yes, we

1615
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:26,240
Speaker 2: had a good run. It was good. Slap slap slapping

1616
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:31,280
Speaker 2: sounds was fun. Alan Brandon Whedon was like a thirty

1617
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 2: year old rookie. Is that true? I mean, yeah, I

1618
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,280
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know anything about these guys when

1619
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,040
Speaker 2: they come through. I remember the names.

1620
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:39,240
Speaker 6: You know.

1621
01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:40,960
Speaker 2: Back in the day when I first came to Cleveland,

1622
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:44,519
Speaker 2: we were running Browns games, and so every Friday I

1623
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:47,280
Speaker 2: would have the core. Well, i'd have a player on

1624
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:49,720
Speaker 2: the show, so I'd have to do a lot of

1625
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 2: research to make it sound like I knew what I

1626
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,479
Speaker 2: was talking about, to make it sound like I cared,

1627
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:58,519
Speaker 2: And invariably I would talk to a bunch of those

1628
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:02,000
Speaker 2: different guys. What are you going to do this week?

1629
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:02,160
Speaker 7: Up?

1630
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 2: Play football? Now, I'm gonna have to get out there

1631
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,120
Speaker 2: and make sure we get more points than the other team.

1632
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,960
Speaker 2: All right, great, well, good luck out here next week.

1633
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:16,120
Speaker 2: Say you next week. All the standard you know responses

1634
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:21,439
Speaker 2: to the dumb questions I would have. But the cheetah

1635
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:23,200
Speaker 2: and the crab? Is that what he said? One sideways

1636
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:27,280
Speaker 2: real fast? All right, we can't argue with science. Well,

1637
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:32,519
Speaker 2: a lot of science does lie. Sometimes science is a liar.

1638
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:36,720
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's true too. By the way, I'm gonna take

1639
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:40,240
Speaker 2: this opportunity in the break the fact check him. I

1640
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 2: don't believe for a second, Rob that the DNA spliced

1641
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:48,680
Speaker 2: a cheetah and a crab sounds like an abomination to me.

1642
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:53,760
Speaker 2: I think anything's possible in today's world Manling.

1643
01:28:52,520 --> 01:29:01,160
Speaker 4: Car Show on one that part of your brain that

1644
01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:05,120
Speaker 4: regulates good to see. Thanks for turning that one off

1645
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:07,599
Speaker 4: and turning on the Alan Cox Show.

1646
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:11,599
Speaker 7: Sorry about all the cocks, Sorry about all the cocks

1647
01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 7: you m ms.

1648
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:31,920
Speaker 2: Hey, what makes a murder?

1649
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:36,840
Speaker 4: Is the power in this hound? Isn't his question? Do

1650
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:39,840
Speaker 4: we give it all?

1651
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:44,160
Speaker 2: You've got time to pay too, that time so we

1652
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:46,240
Speaker 2: can know your story.

1653
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:02,719
Speaker 15: Down your.

1654
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:11,720
Speaker 2: International Men's Day today, Rob, all right? You know, for

1655
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,439
Speaker 2: people who don't get recognize the other three hundred and

1656
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,960
Speaker 2: sixty four days out of the year, a day of

1657
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:22,160
Speaker 2: global awareness, Rob. For men, we don't get enough attention

1658
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:27,720
Speaker 2: men's health issues, men's health issues including abuse, including homelessness,

1659
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:32,400
Speaker 2: and suicide and violence. If you're a Scott Galloway acolyte,

1660
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:37,000
Speaker 2: you're only two familiar with all this. International Men's Day

1661
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:42,120
Speaker 2: every November nineteenth, also an occasion to celebrate men and

1662
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:48,240
Speaker 2: boys for their achievements and contributions in areas like marriage

1663
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,479
Speaker 2: and childcare. Once in a while, he'll change a diaper,

1664
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:57,639
Speaker 2: and so a big day. Big day for NAMBLA and MAGA.

1665
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:00,400
Speaker 2: Let's be real, they're just different points on the PERV curve.

1666
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:06,920
Speaker 2: So yeah, International Men's Day. I was reading about how

1667
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,200
Speaker 2: they snapped up one of these Ice dudes in some

1668
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:13,240
Speaker 2: big sex trafficking sting and they scooped him up and

1669
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:15,880
Speaker 2: he tried to tell the cops I'm Ice, as though

1670
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 2: they couldn't put the cuffs on him, so they had

1671
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:25,680
Speaker 2: some another one of these big this was in Minnesota.

1672
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:32,160
Speaker 2: Sixteen guys were scooped up and something that they called

1673
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:36,600
Speaker 2: Operation Creep. Okay, I really hit the nail on the

1674
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:40,320
Speaker 2: hat with that. One focused on identifying people who were

1675
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:43,439
Speaker 2: looking to purchase sex from a seventeen year old girl, who,

1676
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:46,760
Speaker 2: of course it with me, was an undercover cop much

1677
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:49,639
Speaker 2: more than Creep. In that particular, one of the guys arrested.

1678
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:51,519
Speaker 2: When he was arrested, he told the cops, I'm with

1679
01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:55,320
Speaker 2: Ice boys. I guess thinking that that was going to

1680
01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:59,000
Speaker 2: they were going, oh, all right, gee, who'd have thought

1681
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,000
Speaker 2: that creating a stop oh where nobody is vetted would

1682
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:10,280
Speaker 2: go sideways weird? So yeah, Alexander Back, a forty one

1683
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:14,880
Speaker 2: year old guy from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, as the guy who

1684
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,240
Speaker 2: tried to say I'm with Ice and you can't arrest me,

1685
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 2: and they said.

1686
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:18,720
Speaker 4: Yeah we can.

1687
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:25,360
Speaker 2: We're going to anyway. M hm, so yeah, as part

1688
01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:29,080
Speaker 2: of Now, I'm sure it's coincidental that it happened on

1689
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:35,200
Speaker 2: International Men's Day, but listen for the guy in your life,

1690
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:39,559
Speaker 2: and there are people, to be sure, who will say

1691
01:32:40,439 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 2: that guys men have an outsized influence and society life

1692
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:48,080
Speaker 2: in the world, and they would not be wrong. There

1693
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:55,080
Speaker 2: are biological imperatives at play. But you know, listen Father's Day, Rob,

1694
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:59,679
Speaker 2: Nobody complains about Father's Day. Well, some people complain about

1695
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,920
Speaker 2: Father's Yeah, I mean, what is her to complain about

1696
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:07,639
Speaker 2: Father's Day? Yeah, Well, it's a tough putt to coin

1697
01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:12,639
Speaker 2: one of your phrases because guys don't really care. Mother's

1698
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:16,120
Speaker 2: Day is a big deal, right, Mother's Day? I think again,

1699
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,040
Speaker 2: a lot of people are missing the boat on Mother's Day,

1700
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:21,280
Speaker 2: where what she wants is to be left alone. Yeah.

1701
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:22,160
Speaker 14: Right.

1702
01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:24,680
Speaker 2: The greatest thing that you can give your wife or

1703
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 2: girlfriend or you know, if she's a mother, is you go.

1704
01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:31,920
Speaker 2: We are gonna get gone for like forty eight hours.

1705
01:33:32,240 --> 01:33:35,320
Speaker 2: Then you do whatever, right, run with your girls, do

1706
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,519
Speaker 2: whatever you want to do. You don't have to make

1707
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:44,120
Speaker 2: a macaroni necklace. Leave her alone Father's Day. What do

1708
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,160
Speaker 2: you do for Mother's day, you take your wife to

1709
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:49,000
Speaker 2: like brunch and all that. No, no, you leave her alone. Yeah,

1710
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,360
Speaker 2: I mean I usually get her stuff. Yeah, you leave

1711
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:54,240
Speaker 2: her alone. I usually ask what she wants to do. Yeah,

1712
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:56,920
Speaker 2: but that's putting it on her. Do you have anything?

1713
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:59,439
Speaker 2: You will say, this is what I'm saying, And then

1714
01:33:59,439 --> 01:34:01,400
Speaker 2: they go, oh, so I have to come up with

1715
01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:04,320
Speaker 2: it from you go no, no, no, I'm leaving you alone.

1716
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,639
Speaker 2: And then I go, we'll hear nothing but your own

1717
01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:09,000
Speaker 2: voice in this house for forty eight hours. And then

1718
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:11,840
Speaker 2: I go, and this is why I don't talk. And

1719
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:15,080
Speaker 2: then I leave the room and I leave her alone anyway.

1720
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:15,240
Speaker 4: Uh hah.

1721
01:34:16,360 --> 01:34:20,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, And again, in no way criticisms of the situation.

1722
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:23,439
Speaker 2: I'm saying that there's a lot of people who don't

1723
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:26,800
Speaker 2: understand that a lot of times women want to be

1724
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:31,519
Speaker 2: left alone. Now saying for guys, but you know, yeah,

1725
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,200
Speaker 2: but guys can't say it like I could say it

1726
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:34,639
Speaker 2: all the time.

1727
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:36,479
Speaker 11: I could never say I just want to be left alone.

1728
01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:37,880
Speaker 11: Why I leave me alone? Because I don't. I don't

1729
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:38,559
Speaker 11: leave me alone.

1730
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,320
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a there are diplomatic ways to put it,

1731
01:34:41,479 --> 01:34:43,560
Speaker 2: but there's no reason you can't say i'd like to

1732
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:47,280
Speaker 2: be by myself. Yeah, I wouldn't probably say that really yeah,

1733
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:49,360
Speaker 2: probably not. Now why is that? I don't know.

1734
01:34:49,439 --> 01:34:51,200
Speaker 11: I feel like it's if it's dick like, if my

1735
01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:53,519
Speaker 11: kids are there, and if it's like Father's Day or whatever,

1736
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,800
Speaker 11: and they wanted to like do something with me, like

1737
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,679
Speaker 11: what do you want for Father's Dy'm like be by myself.

1738
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:01,599
Speaker 2: They'd be like, hear what a dickhead? Like, Like they

1739
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:04,000
Speaker 2: wouldn't want it, Like, but they asked you, No, I know,

1740
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:07,439
Speaker 2: they asked you. I know, but they would not expect

1741
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:10,320
Speaker 2: that to be my answer, you know what I mean, Like,

1742
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,800
Speaker 2: I don't know I would I would err on the

1743
01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:13,880
Speaker 2: side of not saying that.

1744
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:14,320
Speaker 6: Now.

1745
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:17,240
Speaker 2: It is different for me because my older kids did

1746
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:19,880
Speaker 2: not grow up with me, right, so it wasn't like

1747
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:23,639
Speaker 2: we were in you know. If they I would usually

1748
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:26,160
Speaker 2: see them for Father's Day, right, they would come to

1749
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,560
Speaker 2: wherever I was living or I would go there, So

1750
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:32,040
Speaker 2: we would always spend Father's Day together. But it always

1751
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,600
Speaker 2: felt a little strange because they were growing up with

1752
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:36,920
Speaker 2: their mom, so it was Mother's Day was a much

1753
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:42,240
Speaker 2: bigger deal as it should have been. Sure, but so

1754
01:35:42,479 --> 01:35:46,000
Speaker 2: Father's Day to me, it was always if nothing happens.

1755
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:50,479
Speaker 2: That's fine where I know, it's not the case for everybody.

1756
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:53,200
Speaker 2: So you couldn't if your daughter's and I understand what

1757
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:57,479
Speaker 2: you're saying. But as a thought experiment, sure your daughter said, Dad,

1758
01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:00,000
Speaker 2: what would you like for Father's Day?

1759
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:00,320
Speaker 21: Uh?

1760
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:04,120
Speaker 2: Huh? You couldn't say a day to myself for you

1761
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,720
Speaker 2: little guys to not be here. Well, no, no, a

1762
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:08,719
Speaker 2: day to myself, like I'm gonna go to the movies,

1763
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:11,000
Speaker 2: or I'm gonna go put some guys I wanna go play. No,

1764
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,639
Speaker 2: see a lot of guys do it. They go, I'm

1765
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:15,479
Speaker 2: playing golf. I guess maybe if I played golf, maybe

1766
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:17,720
Speaker 2: they wouldn't care. But like for me to say, I

1767
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,599
Speaker 2: don't know, I want to go watch a movie by myself,

1768
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:21,320
Speaker 2: I think they would take offense to that for sure.

1769
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,040
Speaker 2: And by the way, you golfers should have never reproduced

1770
01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:27,880
Speaker 2: in the first place. Let's stop the bloodline where it stands, right,

1771
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:29,400
Speaker 2: you break grow up?

1772
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:36,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, I would be They would definitely be like not mad,

1773
01:36:36,479 --> 01:36:38,760
Speaker 11: would be taken hur back. Yes, I think they would

1774
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:39,439
Speaker 11: be hurt that I would like.

1775
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:42,000
Speaker 2: Okay, well, obviously if you know they would be hurt,

1776
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:44,519
Speaker 2: it's not something you would do. No, I'm just saying

1777
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:48,280
Speaker 2: that if people ask you what would you like, if

1778
01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:52,960
Speaker 2: they already have a set stereotypical thing in their head,

1779
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,680
Speaker 2: that's what that's like. A that's a them problem, not

1780
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:56,400
Speaker 2: a you problem.

1781
01:36:56,600 --> 01:37:00,360
Speaker 11: Sure, but they also know that, like, because I don't

1782
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:02,760
Speaker 11: like to do anything and I don't ever like to

1783
01:37:02,840 --> 01:37:05,200
Speaker 11: go anywhere, they know that I love to spend time

1784
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:07,519
Speaker 11: with them when they're around, you know what I mean.

1785
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:09,560
Speaker 2: So like they know that I'd be like, what do

1786
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:10,599
Speaker 2: you want to do on Father's Day?

1787
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:10,800
Speaker 4: Dad?

1788
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:12,719
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I'd probably like to throw something

1789
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:14,559
Speaker 2: on the smoker and hang out with you guys, okay,

1790
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,320
Speaker 2: And that would kind of be it. And they would

1791
01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:17,720
Speaker 2: do their own thing all day long, and then we'd

1792
01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:20,320
Speaker 2: have dinner and like nothing structured, but like, hey, at

1793
01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:23,000
Speaker 2: the end of the day, I'm gonna putter around the house. Yeah,

1794
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:26,160
Speaker 2: I'll probably disappear into the bathroom a couple of times.

1795
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:28,240
Speaker 2: Don't ask what I'm good, sit down, don't talk to

1796
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:33,280
Speaker 2: me while I'm in there, and then we'll reconvene early

1797
01:37:33,439 --> 01:37:39,360
Speaker 2: evening and figure things out. Yeah, gather around the familial table.

1798
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,519
Speaker 2: I think that's exactly what it would be. And I

1799
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:44,040
Speaker 2: do think that they would be. If I was, I

1800
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:46,000
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna just do something by myself today, they'd

1801
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:53,200
Speaker 2: be like, wait, what, hold on, Squezzy, where's Dad. I'll

1802
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:57,640
Speaker 2: give you two guesses that is. And I'm always a

1803
01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:00,200
Speaker 2: podjet like at the movie with that sort of stuff too,

1804
01:38:00,280 --> 01:38:02,519
Speaker 2: Like I don't ever I try not to ever fart

1805
01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:05,320
Speaker 2: or anything. I know, so it's like I'm always apologetic

1806
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:07,439
Speaker 2: when even that stuff happens. Like if I sit down

1807
01:38:07,479 --> 01:38:12,519
Speaker 2: and do one of those loud ones, I'd be like, sorry, sorry,

1808
01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:16,000
Speaker 2: you're apologizing in your own home. Sorry. Like, if I

1809
01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:18,880
Speaker 2: sit down and do it you like that, you know,

1810
01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:22,519
Speaker 2: are those loud parts, I'll be like, sorry, it's my day,

1811
01:38:22,720 --> 01:38:25,000
Speaker 2: it's Father's day, that's any day. I want to fart

1812
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 2: in front of all of you all day. That's what

1813
01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:28,560
Speaker 2: I want. That's what I want. Yeah, I want to

1814
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:32,000
Speaker 2: fart freely in my house. Yes, in your faces. Whatever

1815
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,840
Speaker 2: I wanted to be, you'd have to be egregious. But

1816
01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:35,720
Speaker 2: I mean, like I want to. I don't want to

1817
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:38,360
Speaker 2: pucker all day long, right, I want.

1818
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:42,200
Speaker 11: To it's a fart freely, yes, I mean that would

1819
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:44,720
Speaker 11: probably be I think they would like that more than

1820
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:46,160
Speaker 11: if I was to say I wanted to spend a

1821
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:47,120
Speaker 11: day by myself.

1822
01:38:48,160 --> 01:38:48,559
Speaker 4: Girls.

1823
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:50,960
Speaker 2: Uh, there's a red pill and a blue pill. Okay,

1824
01:38:51,080 --> 01:38:53,639
Speaker 2: the red pill is I'm by myself. The blue pill

1825
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:56,479
Speaker 2: is you're with me, but I'm farting all day long.

1826
01:38:57,400 --> 01:39:07,839
Speaker 2: Red pill? Yeah, oh, dad, did you have more squeezable graythee?

1827
01:39:07,960 --> 01:39:08,080
Speaker 10: Is that?

1828
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:08,719
Speaker 4: What happened?

1829
01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:11,400
Speaker 2: That's our dad, He's been eaten healthy.

1830
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:12,240
Speaker 6: Uh huh.

1831
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaking of of orifices, the guy called earlier and

1832
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:22,519
Speaker 2: said that his friend had found a shoe box, you know,

1833
01:39:23,240 --> 01:39:25,840
Speaker 2: with like a butt plug or something the size of

1834
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:28,880
Speaker 2: a whaling harpoon something like that. I was reading a

1835
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:31,200
Speaker 2: story about the headline was a little bit at least

1836
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:34,000
Speaker 2: as I read, it was a little misleading, and they

1837
01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:38,439
Speaker 2: were like a dad put a lot of matches in

1838
01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:41,160
Speaker 2: an orifice to break a record. And I was like, oh,

1839
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:45,320
Speaker 2: oh it was up his nose. Oh again, that was

1840
01:39:45,479 --> 01:39:49,280
Speaker 2: me assuming that it was going to be more you know,

1841
01:39:49,439 --> 01:39:53,599
Speaker 2: scatological than it was. A Swedish guy, Well, I'll tell

1842
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:57,280
Speaker 2: you what. This is what happens when you don't have

1843
01:39:57,439 --> 01:40:01,040
Speaker 2: to worry about going broke if you get sick. Right,

1844
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:03,800
Speaker 2: these countries were every year they do what are the

1845
01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:07,800
Speaker 2: happiest countries in the world. No shock, we're near the

1846
01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:10,519
Speaker 2: bottom because you can go broke if you get sick

1847
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:14,320
Speaker 2: in this country, Sweden, Finland, all these you know, all

1848
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:19,080
Speaker 2: these other countries that have you know, national medicine or whatever.

1849
01:40:19,120 --> 01:40:23,120
Speaker 2: They're fine. They're looking for things to do, and they

1850
01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:29,000
Speaker 2: probably all spend their Father's Day by themselves. Yes, Faza,

1851
01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:31,080
Speaker 2: how would you like to spend Father's Day? I'd like

1852
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:34,840
Speaker 2: you to alone, make me a giant batch of Fighergen

1853
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:38,840
Speaker 2: Flugen and then we'll eat it together. I'll be in

1854
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:45,200
Speaker 2: the den sticking matches up my nose. Yes, I don't

1855
01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,880
Speaker 2: feel well. Well. At least we won't lose our house

1856
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:54,240
Speaker 2: like you will in this country. At least we want Yeah.

1857
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,559
Speaker 2: So in these kinds of countries, they've got a lot

1858
01:40:57,640 --> 01:41:02,000
Speaker 2: of time to do things. Martin's Stroby of Sweden got

1859
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:04,720
Speaker 2: in the Guinness Book for sticking a record number of

1860
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:10,720
Speaker 2: matches up his nose. Lame eighty one. This is a

1861
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:13,000
Speaker 2: forty two year old man. He was trying to impress

1862
01:41:13,160 --> 01:41:16,240
Speaker 2: his kids. Well, if you got to do anything for

1863
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:18,880
Speaker 2: any reason, I guess if you're trying to impress your kids,

1864
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:24,280
Speaker 2: maybe your kids are too easily impressed Dan, What would

1865
01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:26,640
Speaker 2: you like for Father's Day? I'd like to impress you

1866
01:41:26,760 --> 01:41:28,599
Speaker 2: with all the matches I can put in my nose.

1867
01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:32,920
Speaker 2: And when I'm done with that, Honey finds this mizlestick.

1868
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:38,680
Speaker 2: Don't ask where the other ones in the box went to,

1869
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:43,559
Speaker 2: like those long ones next to fireplace, not the tiny

1870
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:49,599
Speaker 2: little ones. The sounding rods, oh, sounding rods, the flint tickles.

1871
01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:56,360
Speaker 2: His kids fascinated with the Guinness Book of World Records,

1872
01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:02,080
Speaker 2: and he said he'd decided to focus on a category

1873
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:06,280
Speaker 2: that he thought was in reach. The most matches held

1874
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:08,679
Speaker 2: in the nose is what he landed on, a record

1875
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:11,800
Speaker 2: that at the time stood at sixty eight. So a

1876
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:15,960
Speaker 2: very decisive victory for this guy. But the other guy

1877
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,120
Speaker 2: who held the record was from another one of these countries,

1878
01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:23,000
Speaker 2: a guy from Denmark until this guy, until Martin Stroby

1879
01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:27,040
Speaker 2: came along. After a few trial runs, he realized he

1880
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:32,320
Speaker 2: could tolerate the discomfort and did it good for him.

1881
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:34,800
Speaker 2: The main challenge, he said, was keeping the matches from

1882
01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:39,920
Speaker 2: falling out. Why are there no pictures tell me that? Well, okay,

1883
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,920
Speaker 2: there's one, Ah, there's a guy with it. There, he

1884
01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:46,800
Speaker 2: is there, he is eighty one matches into his nostrils.

1885
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:51,679
Speaker 2: You already got to have sizeable nostrils right at that point,

1886
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:54,080
Speaker 2: you're not going to like you got to have some

1887
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:58,760
Speaker 2: girthy nose holes. And I don't. I could never do that, don't.

1888
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:02,880
Speaker 2: I have very tight nostrils, and they're different sized. I

1889
01:43:02,960 --> 01:43:06,080
Speaker 2: have like two differently nostrils. Y's weird, different size, well,

1890
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:09,840
Speaker 2: but nobody's truly symmetrical, right, Like I have one eyelid,

1891
01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 2: this is a little drippery in the other one. Yeah, okay, guys,

1892
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:19,720
Speaker 2: it's weird. Well, this guy stuck eighty one. He's got

1893
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:23,280
Speaker 2: the Guinness World Record. Now, I bet I don't have

1894
01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:24,800
Speaker 2: a booger. I didn't even think about that before he

1895
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:26,200
Speaker 2: shoved my nose in the camera. I bet I'm a

1896
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:27,080
Speaker 2: snot hanging.

1897
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:28,720
Speaker 10: Well.

1898
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 2: The trouble too, with something like this is that somebody

1899
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,400
Speaker 2: else is going to come along and beat your record,

1900
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:36,880
Speaker 2: right right, And you just spent all this time jamming

1901
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:41,479
Speaker 2: matches up your nose? What are you doing for Father's Day?

1902
01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:43,720
Speaker 2: Dit training? But next time I have to break the

1903
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:48,240
Speaker 2: record eighty one matches somebody comes along just because the

1904
01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:50,799
Speaker 2: last record was sixty eight, so he you know, decisive

1905
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:53,479
Speaker 2: victory goes from sixty eight eighty two. The next guy,

1906
01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:56,160
Speaker 2: all he's gonna do is stick one more match in

1907
01:43:56,240 --> 01:43:58,439
Speaker 2: his nose and he's got the record. Son of them

1908
01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:01,280
Speaker 2: bitch going back and forth. I have to do this again.

1909
01:44:01,880 --> 01:44:09,160
Speaker 2: This is why I hate the Danes over there, just

1910
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:12,720
Speaker 2: trying to break nose match records. Can't you let me

1911
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 2: have this? His kids were way into the Guinness World

1912
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:18,559
Speaker 2: Record Book and they told him it would be quote

1913
01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:21,040
Speaker 2: so cool if he broke a record of his own,

1914
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:24,200
Speaker 2: and he was He's self aware. He goes, I'm not

1915
01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:28,200
Speaker 2: really good at anything enough to be the best in

1916
01:44:28,320 --> 01:44:30,080
Speaker 2: the world. But then they show them all these kind

1917
01:44:30,120 --> 01:44:32,680
Speaker 2: of arcane records, you know, and we've talked about that.

1918
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:36,639
Speaker 2: They're like, they have really weird records, but you still

1919
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,920
Speaker 2: have to have the Guinness people come out and verified

1920
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:41,040
Speaker 2: so you can come up with something. That's why I'm

1921
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:45,320
Speaker 2: always fascinated by what they turned down. Like there's one

1922
01:44:45,439 --> 01:44:49,160
Speaker 2: for most balloons popped by a dog in sixty seconds,

1923
01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:51,360
Speaker 2: you know that kind of stuff. So you're like, Jesus,

1924
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:54,040
Speaker 2: what do you guys turned down? The Guinness people come

1925
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:56,840
Speaker 2: out go, no, that's too dumb. Is that happens too?

1926
01:44:57,240 --> 01:45:00,200
Speaker 2: They didn't turn this guy down, and so so he

1927
01:45:00,280 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 2: starts looking for what he thought was a suitable one,

1928
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:07,000
Speaker 2: and he landed it. Matches in the nose and keeping

1929
01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:10,160
Speaker 2: them in there was the toughest part doing trial. Well,

1930
01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:12,000
Speaker 2: you'd have to do like a big batch of them,

1931
01:45:12,040 --> 01:45:14,680
Speaker 2: right and jam them up there. Yeah, you'd have to

1932
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:18,479
Speaker 2: do a ton first, right, Yeah, start with like twenty

1933
01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:21,280
Speaker 2: or so. As a father, he says, I want my

1934
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:23,840
Speaker 2: children to look up to me in the same way

1935
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:26,120
Speaker 2: that I look up to my father, who has taught

1936
01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:28,680
Speaker 2: me more than I can write down. Now that's a

1937
01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:32,800
Speaker 2: nice sentiment, right, best night. I've learned so much from

1938
01:45:32,840 --> 01:45:37,760
Speaker 2: my father. Sure it wasn't match nostril related. Yeah, but

1939
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:40,920
Speaker 2: this is why it's good to have maybe one or

1940
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:44,000
Speaker 2: two things you're really good at, so you're not relegated

1941
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:48,320
Speaker 2: to this trying to impress your kids. Faso, Why don't

1942
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:49,879
Speaker 2: you know how to do anything practical?

1943
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,920
Speaker 26: You'll no good to anything, because I've been spending my

1944
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:57,959
Speaker 26: life trying to shove matchbook sticks up my nostrils. Anytime

1945
01:45:58,040 --> 01:46:04,320
Speaker 26: we get sick with fine, yeah, nothing happens, nothing happens

1946
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:06,360
Speaker 26: at all, but buoying existence.

1947
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:09,000
Speaker 2: In America, people get the common cold and they end

1948
01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:15,720
Speaker 2: up living on the street and die. So Alan, I'm

1949
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:19,439
Speaker 2: saying right here, our own audience, currently working on getting

1950
01:46:19,479 --> 01:46:21,920
Speaker 2: eighty three matches into my nose just to one of them.

1951
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:25,800
Speaker 2: This is what I'm talking about. They never never let

1952
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:30,360
Speaker 2: anyone stop you from following your bliss. Just make sure

1953
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:31,920
Speaker 2: you get the right ones, you know what I mean,

1954
01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:33,599
Speaker 2: because you don't want to get eighty three in there

1955
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:36,519
Speaker 2: and then be like, Nope, those aren't regulation matches. Yep.

1956
01:46:41,320 --> 01:46:44,320
Speaker 2: Maybe Rob has a deviated septum. Listen, Rob is a

1957
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:46,320
Speaker 2: deviant in many ways? Do you really I do?

1958
01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:48,280
Speaker 11: From all the coconine hatters back in the day. No,

1959
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:49,640
Speaker 11: if I broke my nose when I was a kid,

1960
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:51,800
Speaker 11: I had. I had it fixed not long ago. But

1961
01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:53,600
Speaker 11: it still doesn't affect the size of my nostrils. That

1962
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,479
Speaker 11: just stays that way. But I did I broke my

1963
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:58,639
Speaker 11: nose when I was a kid. It didn't heal right, Wow,

1964
01:46:58,920 --> 01:46:59,280
Speaker 11: I had.

1965
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:02,080
Speaker 2: Surgery on it. Like is it? I thought deviated septim

1966
01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:04,040
Speaker 2: was there as a hole in the middle. No, deviated

1967
01:47:04,080 --> 01:47:07,120
Speaker 2: septim is your nose is all crooked, isn't it? I

1968
01:47:07,200 --> 01:47:08,920
Speaker 2: thought a deviated septum is like when people do a

1969
01:47:08,960 --> 01:47:11,320
Speaker 2: lot of coke and it burns a hole through the septum.

1970
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 2: I don't think you're just talking about uh. I mean,

1971
01:47:14,439 --> 01:47:16,000
Speaker 2: you might be right, but I thought that's what it was.

1972
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:16,920
Speaker 2: That's what they told me.

1973
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:19,920
Speaker 11: I had m I did do a lot of drugs,

1974
01:47:20,760 --> 01:47:23,040
Speaker 11: and then when I was four, the wall of cartilage

1975
01:47:23,080 --> 01:47:25,560
Speaker 11: and bone is off center, making one side of the

1976
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:26,599
Speaker 11: nose smaller than the other.

1977
01:47:26,760 --> 01:47:29,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's all it is. Yeah, I thought people, well,

1978
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,080
Speaker 2: I guess maybe it's something else. But when people talk

1979
01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:33,880
Speaker 2: about DV exceptum, I thought they were talking about like

1980
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:36,720
Speaker 2: like what already had in his nose, like collapse. Yeah,

1981
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:38,640
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, people do a ton of coke and

1982
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:41,479
Speaker 2: they like end up burning a hole in there. This

1983
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:44,599
Speaker 2: was just I just had to have my nose fixed.

1984
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:46,040
Speaker 2: You know. They went in and they cut out a

1985
01:47:46,080 --> 01:47:48,080
Speaker 2: whole bunch of stuff and rebroke.

1986
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:51,680
Speaker 11: It and then said it wow, because I used I

1987
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:53,080
Speaker 11: would snore like crazy, you know.

1988
01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:56,840
Speaker 2: What I mean. Oh, so it's just when it's off center,

1989
01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:59,360
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I didn't know that. Oh, I thought it

1990
01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:02,479
Speaker 2: was there was a hole in there. Mm hm, Oh

1991
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:03,320
Speaker 2: that's all it is.

1992
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:05,280
Speaker 15: Wow.

1993
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:09,559
Speaker 2: I think they had had a big surgery done. Oh,

1994
01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:14,400
Speaker 2: a perforated septum. Oh, I have been conflating the two things.

1995
01:48:14,439 --> 01:48:16,639
Speaker 2: I had no idea that it was just off center

1996
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:19,120
Speaker 2: was the I mean, it makes sense if you think

1997
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:25,040
Speaker 2: of what they call it. But okay, nasal collapse, perforated

1998
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:31,000
Speaker 2: septum or other deformities from chronic long term cocaine use, Yeah,

1999
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:35,120
Speaker 2: that I don't. I never got into coke. It's it's

2000
01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:37,880
Speaker 2: a damn good thing. Yeah, but everybody loves it.

2001
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:41,000
Speaker 11: They very very easy. There's a reason people get addicted

2002
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:43,200
Speaker 11: to it. Well, sure, it's the greatest thing on the place.

2003
01:48:43,320 --> 01:48:45,200
Speaker 11: I never talked to one person. It was like, eh,

2004
01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 11: I didn't. They're like it was a great at the

2005
01:48:48,439 --> 01:48:49,320
Speaker 11: time of my life.

2006
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:51,479
Speaker 2: Sure it is. I still like stuff in my nose.

2007
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:54,120
Speaker 2: I know you can do it other ways, but that's

2008
01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:59,719
Speaker 2: more labor intensive. Okay, deviated septum, rob anthony, and probably

2009
01:49:00,280 --> 01:49:01,240
Speaker 2: recated septum.

2010
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:03,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, probably the biggest reason. I was never a nose

2011
01:49:03,800 --> 01:49:06,840
Speaker 11: picker too, because I can't really do it. I can't

2012
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:07,439
Speaker 11: really get.

2013
01:49:07,320 --> 01:49:09,800
Speaker 2: In my nose to pi. You gotta you gotta really go.

2014
01:49:10,240 --> 01:49:10,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2015
01:49:10,600 --> 01:49:12,800
Speaker 11: I just don't have the Plus, my nostrils are small,

2016
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:17,360
Speaker 11: big hands. Time getting them in there. The best I

2017
01:49:17,439 --> 01:49:19,040
Speaker 11: can do is like a little thumb in the corner,

2018
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:21,360
Speaker 11: like if you got a little snot in the front.

2019
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:22,880
Speaker 11: That's the best I can do for picking. I'm not

2020
01:49:22,920 --> 01:49:23,280
Speaker 11: a picker.

2021
01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:26,519
Speaker 2: Our buddy Ethan out there in Rochester who lives a

2022
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:30,639
Speaker 2: wild life like cocaine. He said, I have a deviated

2023
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:34,840
Speaker 2: septum from having a great face for punches, but no

2024
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:39,120
Speaker 2: holes from the coke. Yeah, he's well, okay, but he's

2025
01:49:39,439 --> 01:49:41,840
Speaker 2: living a charm life thus far. Right. Oh yeah, it's

2026
01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:44,040
Speaker 2: not like he's a nineteen year old dude. No, how

2027
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:49,960
Speaker 2: about that. He's like, Hey, the septum still intact, unperforated,

2028
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:51,800
Speaker 2: just off center.

2029
01:49:53,040 --> 01:49:53,160
Speaker 6: Mm.

2030
01:49:55,280 --> 01:49:57,360
Speaker 2: And yes, for all the people asking, I am playing

2031
01:49:57,439 --> 01:50:01,320
Speaker 2: Nasal Collapse on two hours to midnight on Saturday, our

2032
01:50:01,439 --> 01:50:05,320
Speaker 2: two hour metal show here on the buzzard Nasal Collapse.

2033
01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh okay, Actually we are playing a band

2034
01:50:10,240 --> 01:50:16,040
Speaker 2: called you'll like this. It's not Rocket Nope, bog sugar. Well,

2035
01:50:16,080 --> 01:50:19,120
Speaker 2: we're playing piss Rot. Okay, all right. Song is called

2036
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:22,760
Speaker 2: fetal Septic Tank. Okay, so you'll enjoy that, I hope.

2037
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:26,240
Speaker 2: Is it piss rot? One word piss rot, piss rot.

2038
01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:28,840
Speaker 2: You want to taste do I want to taste piss

2039
01:50:28,920 --> 01:50:29,639
Speaker 2: rot Oh the band?

2040
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:36,320
Speaker 6: No.

2041
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:38,760
Speaker 2: I don't know where they're from, but it doesn't really matter,

2042
01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:42,160
Speaker 2: does it. They're from Mama Piss Rock. This is a

2043
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:48,560
Speaker 2: Corey Rotick pick for this week. Yeah, oh man, I

2044
01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:52,080
Speaker 2: think it just moved. The Allen Cox Show on.

2045
01:50:56,680 --> 01:50:57,960
Speaker 4: Call The Allen Cox Show.

2046
01:50:58,320 --> 01:51:00,560
Speaker 2: Is that what you want to do about it?

2047
01:51:00,800 --> 01:51:03,879
Speaker 6: Alan Once divorcing them.

2048
01:51:03,760 --> 01:51:08,880
Speaker 10: Broken six seven eight one double o seven or eight

2049
01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:10,240
Speaker 10: one double oh seven.

2050
01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:26,559
Speaker 19: Saying my.

2051
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:40,600
Speaker 4: Lawn way wrong? Nothing, I know what's going.

2052
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,080
Speaker 2: I assume this is a mashup, right, I don't think

2053
01:51:53,160 --> 01:51:57,080
Speaker 2: said I really ask? Yeah, has really missed something in

2054
01:51:57,160 --> 01:52:01,720
Speaker 2: the Slip Knot Spice Girls catalogue. Speaking of which, by

2055
01:52:01,760 --> 01:52:05,360
Speaker 2: the way, slip Knot is the latest band to sell

2056
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,760
Speaker 2: their catalog. This is when bands want to cash out, right,

2057
01:52:08,920 --> 01:52:10,800
Speaker 2: because they're like, look, the business ain't what he used

2058
01:52:10,840 --> 01:52:14,200
Speaker 2: to be. Let's get our money while we can still

2059
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:16,599
Speaker 2: make money from touring and things like that. For your

2060
01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:20,240
Speaker 2: music catalog can be used for anything, and it really

2061
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:23,160
Speaker 2: runs the gamut. Slip Knot is selling their music catalog

2062
01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:26,599
Speaker 2: for one hundred and twenty million dollars. It's not even

2063
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:29,240
Speaker 2: record labels anymore. You sell them to like an e

2064
01:52:29,479 --> 01:52:33,000
Speaker 2: private equity firm, and then you know, they have their

2065
01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:36,960
Speaker 2: tendrils in a lot of areas and so they can

2066
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:37,840
Speaker 2: do whatever they want to.

2067
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:38,120
Speaker 4: Now.

2068
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:41,040
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that the Slipknot catalog is going to

2069
01:52:41,120 --> 01:52:46,040
Speaker 2: have as broad if an application in the market as

2070
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:48,840
Speaker 2: like you know, Michael Jackson or The Who or any

2071
01:52:48,840 --> 01:52:51,439
Speaker 2: of these other bands. But one hundred and twenty million

2072
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:55,679
Speaker 2: dollars is pretty good. That's like, you know, that band's

2073
01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:59,599
Speaker 2: been around for probably thirty thirty five years. They've sold

2074
01:52:59,640 --> 01:53:02,800
Speaker 2: a majority stake in their music catalog, so that's not

2075
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:09,600
Speaker 2: even all of it includes both publishing and recorded royalties.

2076
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:12,800
Speaker 2: The deal is worth roughly one hundred and twenty million.

2077
01:53:12,880 --> 01:53:14,920
Speaker 2: Of course, here's the downside. There's so many people in

2078
01:53:15,040 --> 01:53:22,920
Speaker 2: that band. They each get seven thousand dollars. Yeah and yeah,

2079
01:53:23,200 --> 01:53:29,840
Speaker 2: so that's good news for them. Corey Taylor and Sean

2080
01:53:29,960 --> 01:53:32,120
Speaker 2: Crahan and all these guys. They've lost a couple of

2081
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:34,760
Speaker 2: dudes along the way, right, and Paul gray Dye and

2082
01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:38,200
Speaker 2: one or two people over the years died on a Slipknot.

2083
01:53:40,320 --> 01:53:43,439
Speaker 2: Just saw them at incarceration past summer. It was their

2084
01:53:43,560 --> 01:53:47,080
Speaker 2: only United States show and It took me a while

2085
01:53:47,200 --> 01:53:49,799
Speaker 2: to realize what was going on, because I was, like, Jesus,

2086
01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:53,240
Speaker 2: there's a lot of kids walking around in slip Knot

2087
01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:56,320
Speaker 2: gear and things like that, right, So I'm like, clearly

2088
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:59,280
Speaker 2: their parents brought him. But I had forgotten that if

2089
01:53:59,320 --> 01:54:01,519
Speaker 2: you were a Slipknot fan and you wanted to see

2090
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:05,360
Speaker 2: them last year, you had to go to Incarceration. Oh

2091
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:06,840
Speaker 2: that's right. That was the only thing that was their

2092
01:54:06,960 --> 01:54:10,640
Speaker 2: only Yeah, North American date, I believe was incarceration. And

2093
01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:13,280
Speaker 2: they're great, So that's awesome. Even if they're not one

2094
01:54:13,280 --> 01:54:14,800
Speaker 2: of your favorite bands. They're certainly not one of my

2095
01:54:14,840 --> 01:54:20,840
Speaker 2: favorite bands, but they're great live and uh, they bring it. Boy,

2096
01:54:21,439 --> 01:54:25,000
Speaker 2: those guys aren't Spring chickens. You know, their own kids

2097
01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:30,840
Speaker 2: are in other bands. This same private equity firm is

2098
01:54:30,920 --> 01:54:34,280
Speaker 2: the one that recently bought a steak in Kelly Clarkson's catalog.

2099
01:54:35,520 --> 01:54:37,680
Speaker 2: I don't know how much of that cost. One hundred

2100
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:40,840
Speaker 2: and twenty dollars. Yeah, but she's got I mean, I

2101
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:45,200
Speaker 2: know we like to poke fun guns. Yeah, slip Knot

2102
01:54:45,280 --> 01:54:47,800
Speaker 2: have no tour dates scheduled for twenty twenty six.

2103
01:54:49,080 --> 01:54:50,640
Speaker 11: I bet you probably even more than one hundred and

2104
01:54:50,680 --> 01:54:53,800
Speaker 11: twenty million for Kelly Clarkson's because it's so much more

2105
01:54:53,880 --> 01:54:54,440
Speaker 11: mass appeal.

2106
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, you know, the less Yeah,

2107
01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:01,400
Speaker 2: she's doing them wayfair.

2108
01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:01,760
Speaker 4: Ads.

2109
01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:05,160
Speaker 2: Does she still have the talk show? I think Kelly

2110
01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:09,600
Speaker 2: Clarkson says it means everything that her legacy will continue

2111
01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:13,720
Speaker 2: after selling a steak in her catalog. Financial terms of

2112
01:55:13,760 --> 01:55:16,600
Speaker 2: the deal were not publicly disclosed. That means it's a lot,

2113
01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:18,760
Speaker 2: a lot of money, more than one hundred and twenty

2114
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:24,520
Speaker 2: million dollars. Now Bieber had to sell his catalog basically, right,

2115
01:55:25,640 --> 01:55:28,520
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber was like, I don't know if he lost

2116
01:55:28,560 --> 01:55:30,560
Speaker 2: his money in bad investments. I don't know if Scooter

2117
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:33,320
Speaker 2: or Braun hoovered it up. I don't know. But Justin

2118
01:55:33,360 --> 01:55:36,880
Speaker 2: Bieber had to sell his music catalog. Now sold it

2119
01:55:36,920 --> 01:55:39,360
Speaker 2: for two hundred million dollars. He's not going to be

2120
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:43,720
Speaker 2: eating cat food anytime soon. No, none of these people

2121
01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:47,760
Speaker 2: are going broke. But it is kind of a It

2122
01:55:47,920 --> 01:55:52,560
Speaker 2: is an interesting, relatively modern development that artists are like,

2123
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:57,560
Speaker 2: time for me to cash out. My legacy of making

2124
01:55:57,720 --> 01:56:00,240
Speaker 2: music is secure. I don't care what you'd do with

2125
01:56:00,320 --> 01:56:06,879
Speaker 2: it now. Right, remember when all of Prince's family members,

2126
01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:10,280
Speaker 2: both real and imagined, came forward, all wanting a piece.

2127
01:56:10,320 --> 01:56:13,600
Speaker 2: They couldn't wait to sell Prince's music for every friggin

2128
01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:17,920
Speaker 2: thing on the planet. Yeah, insurance companies and swiffers.

2129
01:56:17,440 --> 01:56:17,840
Speaker 10: And you know.

2130
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:24,760
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson doing a Las Vegas residency. If you want

2131
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:26,080
Speaker 2: to go to Vegas, I got a trip for it

2132
01:56:26,080 --> 01:56:27,800
Speaker 2: in Abou four or five minutes by the way, not Vegas.

2133
01:56:27,840 --> 01:56:30,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, La. We did you know, Rob, We do

2134
01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:32,640
Speaker 2: sell any festivals here at I aren't, none of which

2135
01:56:32,720 --> 01:56:37,640
Speaker 2: we've ever been invited to, not to one, uh the

2136
01:56:37,720 --> 01:56:40,880
Speaker 2: alter Ego festivals, the big one coming up in January,

2137
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:43,640
Speaker 2: that is in La. Maybe if we came up with

2138
01:56:43,720 --> 01:56:47,520
Speaker 2: alter egos, they would invite us. Oh like if you

2139
01:56:47,760 --> 01:56:49,840
Speaker 2: if we win as that country duo. What was my

2140
01:56:51,080 --> 01:56:54,320
Speaker 2: oh Tumbleweed Dan and I forget what somebody named me, but.

2141
01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:59,760
Speaker 11: I could be your trustee sidekick belong on some stupid

2142
01:56:59,840 --> 01:57:01,200
Speaker 11: Rado station probably called.

2143
01:57:01,080 --> 01:57:04,400
Speaker 2: The Bull l Rattler de Clitt that was your.

2144
01:57:07,960 --> 01:57:12,840
Speaker 11: Cli and Tumbleweed Dan and the Rattler that'd be they

2145
01:57:12,840 --> 01:57:17,480
Speaker 11: would totally uh where would the bull in Seattle?

2146
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:18,360
Speaker 8: Oh?

2147
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:20,960
Speaker 2: Cool, guys here we used to be part of the

2148
01:57:21,040 --> 01:57:24,000
Speaker 2: fifth show. I can't believe you guys haven't been invited yet.

2149
01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:28,000
Speaker 2: All right, well we're damned excited to get down there,

2150
01:57:28,160 --> 01:57:30,040
Speaker 2: and not for Alter Ego though, that would be the

2151
01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:32,560
Speaker 2: country Festival. Well, we can anything. We can just say

2152
01:57:32,600 --> 01:57:34,960
Speaker 2: we want to. Those guys go to everything. Actually, they

2153
01:57:35,040 --> 01:57:42,200
Speaker 2: might like it more because it would be cross genre talent. Jean, Yeah, alright, Toboy,

2154
01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:46,320
Speaker 2: Diana Rattler clip made it. Alter Ego Man, we're.

2155
01:57:46,160 --> 01:57:49,040
Speaker 12: Going down We're gonna have a good old timey hey

2156
01:57:49,160 --> 01:57:51,960
Speaker 12: man Ego say that had a Bobby Bones over.

2157
01:57:52,800 --> 01:57:55,640
Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, Bobby Bones isn't that guy, right,

2158
01:57:55,720 --> 01:57:58,560
Speaker 2: He's a top forty guy that they basically jammed into

2159
01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:01,040
Speaker 2: the country format and try to make him a thing. Okay, fair,

2160
01:58:01,680 --> 01:58:06,800
Speaker 2: business is business. But I think the deeper cut is

2161
01:58:06,840 --> 01:58:10,040
Speaker 2: if we don't sound like that at all. We're a

2162
01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:14,040
Speaker 2: very far as they know, or a very popular country

2163
01:58:14,240 --> 01:58:19,000
Speaker 2: music morning show. Okay, but we're like Hillary, this is Tumbleweed,

2164
01:58:19,120 --> 01:58:25,240
Speaker 2: Dan and Rattler, and we do a very popular country

2165
01:58:25,480 --> 01:58:30,360
Speaker 2: music show in Topeka, Kansas. We'd love to be invited

2166
01:58:30,560 --> 01:58:35,160
Speaker 2: to the the Alter Ego Festival this year. We would

2167
01:58:35,160 --> 01:58:38,200
Speaker 2: be a lovely lovely, lovely time for us. Now, why

2168
01:58:38,240 --> 01:58:40,920
Speaker 2: we're British, I don't know, but that's f started. So

2169
01:58:40,960 --> 01:58:43,360
Speaker 2: I figured that's slicky. That's what I'm saying. I don't

2170
01:58:43,400 --> 01:58:45,440
Speaker 2: know why we are. I could change. I could be

2171
01:58:45,520 --> 01:58:49,400
Speaker 2: not a brit I could be I don't know, Ryan,

2172
01:58:49,480 --> 01:58:49,800
Speaker 2: what do you.

2173
01:58:49,840 --> 01:58:53,920
Speaker 12: Think Actually I'm Scottish and that they need right.

2174
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:59,280
Speaker 2: That doesn't help. It's probably not gonna help a lot. Yeah, well,

2175
01:58:59,360 --> 01:59:03,160
Speaker 2: it's something to think about, something to consider. Yeah, alter egos.

2176
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:04,640
Speaker 2: I think that's gonna work for us. That's how we're

2177
01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:10,360
Speaker 2: gonna get invited. That we would have to mind you

2178
01:59:10,880 --> 01:59:14,400
Speaker 2: within our own company. Yeah, we would have to purport

2179
01:59:14,480 --> 01:59:19,200
Speaker 2: to be two different people. Yeah. Yeah, Well, the more

2180
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:25,200
Speaker 2: vexing thing to me is listen, uh, not being invited

2181
01:59:25,320 --> 01:59:27,800
Speaker 2: or not being offered tickets or whatever. Okay, fine, fine.

2182
01:59:28,440 --> 01:59:30,480
Speaker 2: The more vexing thing to me is what I've offered

2183
01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:34,800
Speaker 2: to buy them and have received no response. Did you?

2184
01:59:34,920 --> 01:59:37,320
Speaker 2: Did you ask about it? This year? Every year, I go, guys,

2185
01:59:37,760 --> 01:59:41,200
Speaker 2: I will buy tickets. I'll get myself out there, I'll

2186
01:59:41,280 --> 01:59:43,920
Speaker 2: put myself up. I'm a grown ass man. I'd like

2187
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,000
Speaker 2: to go to the event. How about a couple of

2188
01:59:46,080 --> 01:59:51,280
Speaker 2: tickets for your boy. I sent them a I think

2189
01:59:51,440 --> 01:59:54,760
Speaker 2: I think. Did Amy talk to you boy? It's not

2190
01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:56,720
Speaker 2: her fault. No, I know, but has she mentioned it

2191
01:59:56,760 --> 01:59:58,640
Speaker 2: to you? I talked to her about it. Don't know

2192
01:59:58,720 --> 02:00:00,640
Speaker 2: that you Okay, all right? But I'm always like, hey,

2193
02:00:00,720 --> 02:00:05,440
Speaker 2: I guys, I'll do you know, email me a link

2194
02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:09,520
Speaker 2: and I'll buy them this. Here's Tumbleweed, Dan.

2195
02:00:10,960 --> 02:00:11,280
Speaker 4: And L.

2196
02:00:12,960 --> 02:00:14,840
Speaker 2: I told them a couple of years ago. This is

2197
02:00:14,880 --> 02:00:16,760
Speaker 2: how much I knew. Not only was I not going

2198
02:00:16,840 --> 02:00:19,080
Speaker 2: to be offered tickets, but they actively didn't want me there.

2199
02:00:19,360 --> 02:00:21,480
Speaker 2: Now I say this, I'm not even on their radar.

2200
02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:24,000
Speaker 2: They don't even know who I am. Fine, that's fine.

2201
02:00:25,280 --> 02:00:29,000
Speaker 2: I even said, hey, if they need me to do

2202
02:00:29,160 --> 02:00:32,200
Speaker 2: like correspondent type stuff, right, they might need some voices

2203
02:00:32,280 --> 02:00:34,720
Speaker 2: and extra arms on site or whatever. I'm like, I'm

2204
02:00:34,800 --> 02:00:37,040
Speaker 2: happy to help out with that kind of stuff as

2205
02:00:37,040 --> 02:00:43,720
Speaker 2: well to work for free. Nothing. Yeah, man, I get it.

2206
02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:48,080
Speaker 2: So you know all of our LA counterparts, and I

2207
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:50,480
Speaker 2: get it. It's right in their backyard. I understand that

2208
02:00:51,320 --> 02:00:55,320
Speaker 2: we're in Cleveland. I understand. It's just that the way

2209
02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:58,120
Speaker 2: that this particular market just to pull the curtain back

2210
02:00:58,120 --> 02:01:01,000
Speaker 2: a little bit in the big picture of this entire company,

2211
02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:05,360
Speaker 2: the way that this particular market really helps to prop

2212
02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:08,520
Speaker 2: up some of the bigger ones between this show and

2213
02:01:08,720 --> 02:01:12,560
Speaker 2: RMG and you know, all of the personalities under our

2214
02:01:12,720 --> 02:01:16,200
Speaker 2: roof in Cleveland. We're kind of the secret weapon in

2215
02:01:16,240 --> 02:01:19,800
Speaker 2: the company, right yeah, you boy, you'd never know it.

2216
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:23,840
Speaker 2: You would never know it. And you know what, that's fine,

2217
02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:29,280
Speaker 2: it's fine. I am not in this for tickets to shows.

2218
02:01:29,520 --> 02:01:32,600
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is to illustrate. I've told them I

2219
02:01:32,760 --> 02:01:40,200
Speaker 2: will buy these nothing anyway. Right now, I want to

2220
02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:43,800
Speaker 2: send one of our listeners to LA. Maybe that's how

2221
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:46,840
Speaker 2: magnanimous we are, Rob, Maybe they'll take you. Nope, I

2222
02:01:46,960 --> 02:01:50,320
Speaker 2: am no one's plus one. Ellen. What about Tumbleweed Dan

2223
02:01:50,440 --> 02:01:54,560
Speaker 2: and the Cowardly Bryan? That could work, But then you'd

2224
02:01:54,560 --> 02:01:56,760
Speaker 2: have to take Brian not me, because Brian sounded like

2225
02:01:56,920 --> 02:01:59,800
Speaker 2: was it Barry Manilow? Where he sounded like the cowardly Lion?

2226
02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:04,480
Speaker 2: Was that the one looks fuck? We made it?

2227
02:02:06,120 --> 02:02:07,760
Speaker 19: So we show.

2228
02:02:10,080 --> 02:02:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where they say it sound like I would

2229
02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:15,560
Speaker 2: show come push lovely?

2230
02:02:20,240 --> 02:02:20,440
Speaker 24: Yeah?

2231
02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thank you god. How many times Rob's

2232
02:02:32,680 --> 02:02:38,120
Speaker 2: alter ego was west Bestern Yes it was yeah, yeah, Westter,

2233
02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:41,560
Speaker 2: West Bestern, tumblewee Dan and west Bestern. We can always

2234
02:02:41,640 --> 02:02:44,320
Speaker 2: count on the audience to lock these little nuggets away.

2235
02:02:44,720 --> 02:02:48,920
Speaker 2: We're here, thank you nuggets, I mean turns. We've arrived.

2236
02:02:48,960 --> 02:02:53,400
Speaker 11: We're we're ready to attend the festival and out there

2237
02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:55,040
Speaker 11: in l A at the Key Forum.

2238
02:02:55,160 --> 02:02:55,320
Speaker 4: Now.

2239
02:02:56,560 --> 02:03:04,240
Speaker 2: So here's Dan and Shay. Yeah, Luke Brian's on the radio.

2240
02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:04,600
Speaker 4: Nah.

2241
02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:11,480
Speaker 2: Well uh yeah, it's okay, but I will have another

2242
02:03:11,520 --> 02:03:19,360
Speaker 2: trip for you tomorrow. Oh have you seen the Mario

2243
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:23,040
Speaker 2: Lopez A boy, Mario Lopez, you want to talk about

2244
02:03:23,200 --> 02:03:26,879
Speaker 2: just you know, taking care of your paper? Mario Lopez.

2245
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,720
Speaker 2: We played you the clip of an advertisement that's running

2246
02:03:29,760 --> 02:03:32,840
Speaker 2: a lot on our podcasts if you listen on the app,

2247
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:35,040
Speaker 2: and it was funny to us. It was brought to

2248
02:03:35,160 --> 02:03:37,680
Speaker 2: our attention. I don't hear the ads really on the app.

2249
02:03:38,080 --> 02:03:39,720
Speaker 2: It's brought to our attention by the people who do

2250
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:41,200
Speaker 2: listen on the app, and they were like, Wow, there's

2251
02:03:41,240 --> 02:03:44,280
Speaker 2: this Mario Lopez ad he does for DHS Department of

2252
02:03:44,320 --> 02:03:48,080
Speaker 2: Homeland Security. That's a real hard pivot and so we

2253
02:03:48,160 --> 02:03:49,960
Speaker 2: were kind of having fun with that. Right, Hey, what's

2254
02:03:50,040 --> 02:03:51,000
Speaker 2: up at Mario Lopez?

2255
02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:52,000
Speaker 4: Back to school?

2256
02:03:52,000 --> 02:03:55,080
Speaker 7: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2257
02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:59,280
Speaker 7: and kids may feel isolated vulnerability that human traffickers can.

2258
02:03:59,240 --> 02:04:04,360
Speaker 2: Exploit, Right, guys, human traffickers are out there. And then

2259
02:04:04,480 --> 02:04:07,600
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez called us left us a message apparently because

2260
02:04:07,640 --> 02:04:10,360
Speaker 2: maybe he was perturbed. I don't know, Alan Mario Lopez.

2261
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:10,520
Speaker 4: Here.

2262
02:04:11,160 --> 02:04:12,920
Speaker 14: The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a

2263
02:04:12,960 --> 02:04:16,440
Speaker 14: wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and

2264
02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:20,680
Speaker 14: give thanks, but it's also the time of the year

2265
02:04:20,720 --> 02:04:22,400
Speaker 14: where most people commit suicide.

2266
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:29,280
Speaker 2: Jesus quest. He's trying to keep informed. Rob Anyway, you

2267
02:04:29,360 --> 02:04:31,000
Speaker 2: might have seen the ad. I saw it in Reddit,

2268
02:04:31,040 --> 02:04:33,280
Speaker 2: but it's like all over the place. He's doing ads

2269
02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:39,200
Speaker 2: for this like debt relief company called AmeriCorps, and they

2270
02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:41,600
Speaker 2: put out a big press release about it. You know,

2271
02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:44,880
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez of Access Hollywood. Now, I didn't even know

2272
02:04:44,920 --> 02:04:46,520
Speaker 2: he was part of that. It's not a show I watch,

2273
02:04:48,320 --> 02:04:51,000
Speaker 2: but yeah, he's he's all over the place now, so

2274
02:04:51,080 --> 02:04:53,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's doing Maybell. Will hear one

2275
02:04:53,920 --> 02:04:59,400
Speaker 2: of those ads. Mario Lopez teams up with this company

2276
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:04,480
Speaker 2: to help American consumers get out of debt. It's called AMERICRPS,

2277
02:05:05,120 --> 02:05:09,920
Speaker 2: not to be confused with the NGO called amer Corps

2278
02:05:10,640 --> 02:05:14,120
Speaker 2: providing that's even still around. But he's showing for a

2279
02:05:14,400 --> 02:05:17,720
Speaker 2: financial services Now. Is he a guy who's widely known

2280
02:05:17,840 --> 02:05:19,840
Speaker 2: to be good with money or is he just like

2281
02:05:19,880 --> 02:05:22,160
Speaker 2: a handsome face. I mean that's fine to face. Okay,

2282
02:05:22,360 --> 02:05:26,840
Speaker 2: that's fine too, he's that guy. Yeah, Hey, guys, it's

2283
02:05:26,880 --> 02:05:30,160
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez. You know, thousands of American families find themselves

2284
02:05:30,200 --> 02:05:34,040
Speaker 2: burdened with financial debt. A lot of American kidnappers find

2285
02:05:34,080 --> 02:05:37,520
Speaker 2: themselves burdened with a small, lifeless body in the back

2286
02:05:37,560 --> 02:05:41,480
Speaker 2: of their windowless van. Dude, it's so good. I just

2287
02:05:41,600 --> 02:05:44,680
Speaker 2: love He's like back to school such a good time.

2288
02:05:45,360 --> 02:05:49,480
Speaker 2: Everybody loves it, and then sometimes people get trafficked. Well,

2289
02:05:49,480 --> 02:05:52,440
Speaker 2: it's funny because we're so far beyond back to school time.

2290
02:05:53,120 --> 02:05:56,160
Speaker 2: What's funny that it's still running. Yes, but that's no surprise.

2291
02:05:56,240 --> 02:05:59,120
Speaker 2: That happens all the time. Here. Hey, what's up. It's

2292
02:05:59,120 --> 02:05:59,800
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez.

2293
02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:00,839
Speaker 4: Back to school.

2294
02:06:00,880 --> 02:06:03,920
Speaker 7: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

2295
02:06:04,000 --> 02:06:07,800
Speaker 7: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

2296
02:06:07,880 --> 02:06:08,560
Speaker 7: can exploit.

2297
02:06:08,720 --> 02:06:19,480
Speaker 2: What Well, listen, you don't want anyone exploiting children. Now,

2298
02:06:19,560 --> 02:06:22,040
Speaker 2: I mean people who aren't, you know, currently running the country.

2299
02:06:22,360 --> 02:06:26,560
Speaker 2: You don't want people exploiting children, least of all one

2300
02:06:27,000 --> 02:06:29,400
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez. He's still married to that. He had like

2301
02:06:29,440 --> 02:06:31,680
Speaker 2: a hot actress wife for a while. Wasn't he married

2302
02:06:31,680 --> 02:06:32,000
Speaker 2: to Ali?

2303
02:06:32,600 --> 02:06:32,800
Speaker 4: God?

2304
02:06:32,840 --> 02:06:35,960
Speaker 2: Who was he married to? Not Ali Larder? She's on

2305
02:06:36,160 --> 02:06:39,720
Speaker 2: land Man? Who was the other Ali? Ali Landry? Wasn't

2306
02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:42,960
Speaker 2: there an actress named Ali Landry that he was married to? Right? Yeah,

2307
02:06:43,640 --> 02:06:48,240
Speaker 2: they're still married Ali Landry? Oh God, No, they were

2308
02:06:48,280 --> 02:06:50,920
Speaker 2: married for like a few months in two thousand and four. Well,

2309
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:52,840
Speaker 2: this is how little I pay attention to him. But

2310
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:57,480
Speaker 2: she's lovely. He's married to Courtney Lopez. Well, one of

2311
02:06:57,480 --> 02:06:59,440
Speaker 2: the odds he'd marry a woman with the exact same

2312
02:06:59,520 --> 02:07:03,360
Speaker 2: last name, rob Well, Lopez is like Smith. Oh so

2313
02:07:03,600 --> 02:07:06,760
Speaker 2: it's probably she's from Pittsburgh. I wonder if I cross

2314
02:07:06,880 --> 02:07:10,880
Speaker 2: paths with her back in the day, Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh. Hey, say,

2315
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:13,520
Speaker 2: here's my husband, dad, I can remember what accent I'm doing.

2316
02:07:14,120 --> 02:07:17,640
Speaker 2: Uh Mary Lopez, that's right. We took them down to

2317
02:07:17,720 --> 02:07:18,440
Speaker 2: Liberty Tubes.

2318
02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:20,440
Speaker 7: That the.

2319
02:07:22,320 --> 02:07:26,520
Speaker 2: I get them all screwed up between many of them. Yeah, Hey,

2320
02:07:26,640 --> 02:07:29,440
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez, wife and kids. He comes into town, he

2321
02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:32,640
Speaker 2: goes work doing downtown to go see this show.

2322
02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:36,160
Speaker 9: My wife goes, now, we gotta go up into North Hills,

2323
02:07:36,360 --> 02:07:37,560
Speaker 9: all the way up to my canalis.

2324
02:07:38,200 --> 02:07:40,480
Speaker 2: I said, what are you talking about? Ross Park? Mally

2325
02:07:40,480 --> 02:07:43,400
Speaker 2: ain't even there anymore. Well, are gonna take me to Wexford?

2326
02:07:44,360 --> 02:07:46,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't know if that's what she

2327
02:07:46,960 --> 02:07:52,080
Speaker 2: sounded like. But anyway, so, I again haven't heard if

2328
02:07:52,400 --> 02:07:56,880
Speaker 2: his approach to the AmeriCorps campaign is the same as

2329
02:07:56,920 --> 02:07:59,440
Speaker 2: his other ones, because they're got me wrong. I like

2330
02:07:59,520 --> 02:08:02,080
Speaker 2: that approach. It's great. I like the pivot that ain't

2331
02:08:02,080 --> 02:08:07,200
Speaker 2: easy to do. But sign of a real troubadour bae

2332
02:08:08,920 --> 02:08:11,520
Speaker 2: maybe Slipknot we'll call him now that they're going to

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02:08:11,560 --> 02:08:15,440
Speaker 2: have one hundred and twenty million dollars more, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, Rob.

2335
02:08:15,840 --> 02:08:18,560
Speaker 2: But here I'm the Allan Kacho. I've been approached over

2336
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:23,680
Speaker 2: the years to sell my broadcast archives in much the

2337
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:24,200
Speaker 2: same way.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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02:08:24,600 --> 02:08:27,760
Speaker 2: Sadly, every show I've ever done for this company is

2340
02:08:27,880 --> 02:08:32,920
Speaker 2: technically their intellectual property. Okay, they own tough to sell

2341
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:40,640
Speaker 2: it these shows, however, they said, sell us your broadcast

2342
02:08:40,960 --> 02:08:46,280
Speaker 2: archives and we will give you one ticket for alter ego.

2343
02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh cool, there you go.

2344
02:08:48,040 --> 02:08:48,480
Speaker 14: See you're in.

2345
02:08:50,280 --> 02:08:53,320
Speaker 2: I am in. I scooped him right up, rob, I'm on.

2346
02:08:53,440 --> 02:08:58,680
Speaker 2: I didn't raise no dummies. Boy, I could hear stands

2347
02:08:58,800 --> 02:09:02,320
Speaker 2: very salivating today every time he told people that they

2348
02:09:02,360 --> 02:09:06,320
Speaker 2: could win Motley Crue tickets with us. Yeah, he loves

2349
02:09:06,400 --> 02:09:08,480
Speaker 2: Motley Krue. How did it go with Nikki six and

2350
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Speaker 2: Corey last night? By I didn't get to hear any

2351
02:09:10,600 --> 02:09:12,440
Speaker 2: other Yeah, he did a great job. Oh good, awesome.

2352
02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:15,520
Speaker 2: He talked to him. I mean it was like I

2353
02:09:15,640 --> 02:09:18,320
Speaker 2: saw Corey last night and we come in a little bit, yeah,

2354
02:09:18,320 --> 02:09:22,000
Speaker 2: and he just he was like, dude, sick. I talked

2355
02:09:22,040 --> 02:09:25,520
Speaker 2: to like him about everything about sobriety, and I'm like,

2356
02:09:25,560 --> 02:09:27,320
Speaker 2: oh that's cool man, Like he was. He was on

2357
02:09:27,440 --> 02:09:30,800
Speaker 2: cloud nine about it. Motley Crue on the Return of

2358
02:09:30,920 --> 02:09:33,840
Speaker 2: the Carnival of Sins. If you like your tour names

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Speaker 2: to have a lot of uvs in them, you're in luck.

2360
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Speaker 2: Tesla an extreme who apparently have a hand job song yep.

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02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:43,000
Speaker 2: There on the bill as well. It is next summer.

2362
02:09:43,080 --> 02:09:45,040
Speaker 2: You'd be sitting on these for a minute Monday, August

2363
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Speaker 2: twenty fourth, But these are not on the sale yet,

2364
02:09:47,920 --> 02:09:50,840
Speaker 2: so you'll get him from us before everybody else puts

2365
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Speaker 2: our hands on him. Friday ten am Ticketmaster dot com

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Speaker 2: is when everybody else can get him. Part of the

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Speaker 2: Minute Men Workforce Solutions concert series Call Her ten These

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Speaker 2: are yours, good luck two for the crew next summer

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Speaker 2: at Blossom two one six five seven eight one double

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Speaker 2: oh seven or eight hundred three four eight one double

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Speaker 2: oh seven.

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Speaker 4: Do Iron Cox Show.

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Speaker 10: On our free I Heard Radio app and your favorite

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Speaker 10: smart device just tell it to play the Allen Cox

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Speaker 10: Show on iHeartRadio.

2376
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Speaker 2: People are freaking out over this year sold.

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Speaker 4: Out iHeart Radio.

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Speaker 2: The ern Cock Show.

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Speaker 4: On one hundred point sevens.

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Speaker 18: You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing,

2381
02:10:35,520 --> 02:10:39,680
Speaker 18: then he does another thing, then a third thing happens,

2382
02:10:39,760 --> 02:10:43,160
Speaker 18: and it's a bummer because you kind just want him

2383
02:10:43,200 --> 02:10:44,960
Speaker 18: to keep doing that middle thing.

2384
02:10:45,240 --> 02:10:50,240
Speaker 4: It's all very frustrating. The ern Cox Show doubleumms.

2385
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Speaker 12: We just broke my heart of all greens, and I

2386
02:10:57,480 --> 02:11:02,120
Speaker 12: cried all the way to see I had heard dispatched

2387
02:11:02,160 --> 02:11:03,640
Speaker 12: her in your twenty years.

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02:11:04,480 --> 02:11:07,120
Speaker 15: If I'm just like a mule, to kick me right

2389
02:11:07,240 --> 02:11:08,760
Speaker 15: between my ears.

2390
02:11:08,880 --> 02:11:11,840
Speaker 12: When she broke my heart and Walgreens, and I cried

2391
02:11:11,920 --> 02:11:13,080
Speaker 12: all the way to see hers.

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02:11:14,880 --> 02:11:16,360
Speaker 15: There was time when.

2393
02:11:16,280 --> 02:11:18,560
Speaker 4: I believe that she belonged to me.

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02:11:19,760 --> 02:11:22,760
Speaker 12: She told me that I was only once she had

2395
02:11:22,800 --> 02:11:23,480
Speaker 12: ever heard these.

2396
02:11:24,520 --> 02:11:27,240
Speaker 15: That was before this trucker came and took.

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02:11:27,080 --> 02:11:31,320
Speaker 12: Her far arived. Now the thing I can do to

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02:11:31,480 --> 02:11:36,760
Speaker 12: keep her saspat. I didn't know what was going on,

2399
02:11:37,080 --> 02:11:40,800
Speaker 12: but I knew there was something wrong. Suddenly she'd get

2400
02:11:40,880 --> 02:11:45,400
Speaker 12: a headache severy time we were alone. When she finally

2401
02:11:45,560 --> 02:11:48,880
Speaker 12: told me, we were downtown at the mall, and it

2402
02:11:49,160 --> 02:11:51,720
Speaker 12: hit me like a ton of bricks, and I thought

2403
02:11:51,800 --> 02:11:52,920
Speaker 12: was sure I'd fall.

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02:11:54,760 --> 02:11:59,680
Speaker 2: I grew up around Walgreens, Robson, what was the regional pharmacy.

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02:11:59,360 --> 02:12:03,760
Speaker 11: Chain New England, Walgreens and CBS CBS Walgreens, two big ones.

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02:12:03,840 --> 02:12:06,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Walgreens headquarter in Chicago, So that's what we

2407
02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:08,640
Speaker 2: grew up with. There were CBS around two. It's like

2408
02:12:08,680 --> 02:12:10,640
Speaker 2: when I lived in Pittsburgh, it was eckered in New

2409
02:12:10,720 --> 02:12:12,720
Speaker 2: York City, you know, Dwayne Read and all that. Yeah,

2410
02:12:12,880 --> 02:12:15,960
Speaker 2: and one by one they've gone away, like write eight

2411
02:12:16,000 --> 02:12:19,320
Speaker 2: and things like that. Walgreens, though, put out a press

2412
02:12:19,400 --> 02:12:22,720
Speaker 2: release and it went into my inbox since they got bought.

2413
02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:25,600
Speaker 2: We were talking about how slip Knots sold a majority

2414
02:12:25,920 --> 02:12:29,800
Speaker 2: steak in their their music catalog to a private equity

2415
02:12:29,920 --> 02:12:32,920
Speaker 2: firm for one hundred and twenty million dollars. Usually when

2416
02:12:32,920 --> 02:12:35,440
Speaker 2: you get bought up, your company gets bought by a

2417
02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:38,080
Speaker 2: private equity firm, that's when they start stripping it for parts.

2418
02:12:39,280 --> 02:12:41,880
Speaker 2: And that's what Walgreens did. Right, they've been having a

2419
02:12:41,920 --> 02:12:45,080
Speaker 2: hard time. Walgreens sold to a private equity firm. This

2420
02:12:45,280 --> 02:12:48,040
Speaker 2: article says for ten million dollars. It's supposed to be

2421
02:12:48,120 --> 02:12:51,480
Speaker 2: ten billion. But they very quietly announced that they're going.

2422
02:12:51,760 --> 02:12:53,360
Speaker 2: I don't know how quiet it is that they put

2423
02:12:53,360 --> 02:12:56,680
Speaker 2: out a press release, but they very quietly announced that

2424
02:12:56,760 --> 02:12:59,600
Speaker 2: they will no longer be paying their hourly employees for

2425
02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:03,160
Speaker 2: vacant oh boy, which they were doing. Now, if you're

2426
02:13:03,160 --> 02:13:05,800
Speaker 2: a private equity firm, they go, why are we paying

2427
02:13:05,880 --> 02:13:08,480
Speaker 2: people even if they don't work? They would pay them

2428
02:13:08,600 --> 02:13:12,440
Speaker 2: for a day even if they didn't work. Some people did,

2429
02:13:12,520 --> 02:13:15,280
Speaker 2: some people didn't. So like Christmas Day, Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve,

2430
02:13:16,440 --> 02:13:18,560
Speaker 2: they are removing that. So these were people that would

2431
02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:23,160
Speaker 2: make like hundreds of dollars every year for these You know,

2432
02:13:23,400 --> 02:13:27,760
Speaker 2: cost of living isn't exactly going down, and the people

2433
02:13:27,800 --> 02:13:30,880
Speaker 2: who got paid an hourly rate will not get vacation

2434
02:13:31,080 --> 02:13:35,600
Speaker 2: pay anymore. They're trying to tighten their belts over there,

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02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:40,640
Speaker 2: and so they've been, you know, shutting down stores. And

2436
02:13:40,880 --> 02:13:42,880
Speaker 2: a friend of mine who used to work in their

2437
02:13:43,000 --> 02:13:48,440
Speaker 2: downtown Chicago office, they closed that office. So oh, I

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02:13:48,520 --> 02:13:56,080
Speaker 2: get burt. Sorry boy, my apologies. That's terrible. Those terrible

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02:13:56,080 --> 02:14:00,680
Speaker 2: and gross and just impolite. The good news if nobody

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02:14:00,760 --> 02:14:02,800
Speaker 2: knows that's a burp, I'm sorry. The good news is

2441
02:14:02,960 --> 02:14:05,160
Speaker 2: no one knows that's a burp. I mean, give me

2442
02:14:05,240 --> 02:14:09,680
Speaker 2: a everybody knows that's a burp. Thing too much, I'm sorry.

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02:14:09,760 --> 02:14:17,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dainty. Maybe wow, Okay, see if I can

2444
02:14:17,880 --> 02:14:21,000
Speaker 2: do anyone here, came right out of me, came right

2445
02:14:21,040 --> 02:14:27,240
Speaker 2: out of me. Goosy and midisps gussy. When's the Guardian's

2446
02:14:27,280 --> 02:14:30,720
Speaker 2: home opener? I know we're in basketball and football season,

2447
02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:34,080
Speaker 2: but you started thinking about Guardians baseball. You know they

2448
02:14:34,120 --> 02:14:36,480
Speaker 2: announced all that stuff. April the third would be the

2449
02:14:36,600 --> 02:14:40,680
Speaker 2: home opener. That's a Friday against the Chicago Cubs. That

2450
02:14:40,840 --> 02:14:43,280
Speaker 2: is Easter weekend, by the way, So the Guardians will

2451
02:14:43,280 --> 02:14:48,360
Speaker 2: have their home opener on Good Friday, which hey, I

2452
02:14:48,400 --> 02:14:52,120
Speaker 2: grew up with that meaning something anyway, Uh, the Guardians

2453
02:14:52,160 --> 02:14:56,000
Speaker 2: have announced that their games will be on ESPN now

2454
02:14:56,480 --> 02:15:00,480
Speaker 2: the local broadcasts. Great yea. So they had that Cleveland

2455
02:15:00,520 --> 02:15:03,160
Speaker 2: Guardians TV for a while, right, because they were dealing

2456
02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:06,280
Speaker 2: with who was running it before. It was something dissolved, right,

2457
02:15:06,360 --> 02:15:09,080
Speaker 2: that was at the Bally Sports or whatever it was. Right,

2458
02:15:09,160 --> 02:15:10,960
Speaker 2: something blew up, and so they're like, who's going to

2459
02:15:11,040 --> 02:15:16,240
Speaker 2: run these? And Major League Baseball announced an agreement with ESPN,

2460
02:15:16,400 --> 02:15:21,040
Speaker 2: NBC and Netflix. ESPN will be taking over local broadcasts

2461
02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:27,640
Speaker 2: for the Cleveland Guardians. But aren't people constantly screaming about

2462
02:15:27,720 --> 02:15:31,800
Speaker 2: these agreements and what they cost the fans? Like I

2463
02:15:31,960 --> 02:15:34,720
Speaker 2: just heard somebody talking about how like YouTube is charging

2464
02:15:34,800 --> 02:15:39,400
Speaker 2: people more for because none of these deals, none of

2465
02:15:39,440 --> 02:15:43,640
Speaker 2: these streaming deals, none of these you know, agreements, and

2466
02:15:44,040 --> 02:15:52,680
Speaker 2: they're never fan forward their profit forward obviously, I mean,

2467
02:15:52,720 --> 02:15:55,360
Speaker 2: but two things can be true. They haven't announced the

2468
02:15:55,440 --> 02:15:59,480
Speaker 2: prices yet, so they'll tell people, Hey, here's how much

2469
02:15:59,520 --> 02:16:04,520
Speaker 2: the bundle is gonna cost you. By the way, speaking

2470
02:16:04,560 --> 02:16:06,520
Speaker 2: of ESPN, I can't wait to get this audio. I

2471
02:16:06,560 --> 02:16:09,000
Speaker 2: haven't he hasn't sent it to me yet. Our buddy

2472
02:16:09,040 --> 02:16:12,720
Speaker 2: Mike Cousins, who works for ESPN down in Charlotte and

2473
02:16:12,880 --> 02:16:15,080
Speaker 2: is a fan of this program. He's bounced around a

2474
02:16:15,120 --> 02:16:17,600
Speaker 2: little bit, but he's a broadcaster of the highest order,

2475
02:16:18,320 --> 02:16:20,200
Speaker 2: and he hasn't sent me the audio yet. I sent

2476
02:16:20,320 --> 02:16:23,240
Speaker 2: you the screen grab. Yeah yeah, yeah, uh that somebody

2477
02:16:23,360 --> 02:16:30,080
Speaker 2: had tweeted out fantastic Ted Knight too close for Comfort

2478
02:16:30,200 --> 02:16:35,160
Speaker 2: reference from Madison Square Garden by Mike Cousins on ESPN.

2479
02:16:36,240 --> 02:16:41,000
Speaker 2: He's dropping, He's dropping Monroe into the Monroe Monroe. So

2480
02:16:41,240 --> 02:16:43,360
Speaker 2: he's gonna send me the audio. He hasn't gotten it yet,

2481
02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:46,000
Speaker 2: but I can't wait to hear that. That's so funny, right,

2482
02:16:46,800 --> 02:16:56,160
Speaker 2: get our own Baba Booby anyway. Uh so, thank you,

2483
02:16:56,320 --> 02:17:04,160
Speaker 2: Mike with baited breath. Major League Baseball ESPN, which they

2484
02:17:04,160 --> 02:17:06,560
Speaker 2: simply no way to know what that stands for. But

2485
02:17:07,520 --> 02:17:11,720
Speaker 2: what does ESPN stand for? Rob It was Eastern Oh god?

2486
02:17:13,640 --> 02:17:13,760
Speaker 21: Uh?

2487
02:17:13,959 --> 02:17:16,480
Speaker 2: Because it started in Bristol, Connecticut, right down the street

2488
02:17:16,520 --> 02:17:19,440
Speaker 2: from US. Is that any do Jerry spring and all

2489
02:17:19,440 --> 02:17:22,800
Speaker 2: those shows, now I don't think so? Oh didn't they

2490
02:17:23,000 --> 02:17:24,560
Speaker 2: didn't they all move? My wife used to work for

2491
02:17:24,680 --> 02:17:27,119
Speaker 2: Jerry Springer, and when they packed up and left Chicago,

2492
02:17:27,440 --> 02:17:29,879
Speaker 2: everybody went out to Bristol, Connecticut, and she's like, nope,

2493
02:17:30,640 --> 02:17:34,960
Speaker 2: oh no, kidding. Yeah, I didn't know that ESPN Eastern

2494
02:17:35,240 --> 02:17:44,080
Speaker 2: Sports penis nuts. I can't believe it, but that's absolutely

2495
02:17:44,720 --> 02:17:49,160
Speaker 2: I could not, but I would have never guessed penis nuts. Yeah,

2496
02:17:49,320 --> 02:17:53,800
Speaker 2: I did not think that that's what it was. Yes,

2497
02:17:54,640 --> 02:18:01,440
Speaker 2: thank you Entertainment and Sports program and Network. Oh boy,

2498
02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:03,800
Speaker 2: that rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it. ESPN's a

2499
02:18:03,840 --> 02:18:11,199
Speaker 2: lot easier. Yeah, Bristol, Connecticut, I've been there. Place is awesome.

2500
02:18:11,560 --> 02:18:16,240
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, for you, I hate you so much. Like

2501
02:18:16,360 --> 02:18:19,920
Speaker 2: it's a huge complex. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, I mean

2502
02:18:20,120 --> 02:18:22,880
Speaker 2: I know it's much smaller now. They've had tons of

2503
02:18:22,959 --> 02:18:26,200
Speaker 2: cuts over the last couple of years. A guy named

2504
02:18:26,240 --> 02:18:29,600
Speaker 2: Bill Rasmussen came up with ESPN in the late seventies

2505
02:18:29,640 --> 02:18:33,080
Speaker 2: after he was fired from his job with the New

2506
02:18:33,160 --> 02:18:37,560
Speaker 2: England Whalers. How about that. There's an origin story for you.

2507
02:18:39,200 --> 02:18:42,760
Speaker 2: And they rented office space in Plainville, Connecticut, and then

2508
02:18:42,800 --> 02:18:45,120
Speaker 2: they started it got to work. Yeah.

2509
02:18:45,160 --> 02:18:48,000
Speaker 11: The guy that owned the first radio station I worked

2510
02:18:48,040 --> 02:18:51,359
Speaker 11: at was an investor in ESPN when it first started.

2511
02:18:51,080 --> 02:18:51,760
Speaker 2: So he's loaded.

2512
02:18:52,200 --> 02:18:52,520
Speaker 10: He was.

2513
02:18:52,680 --> 02:19:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't know ye, indeed, direct TV? What Yeah,

2514
02:19:02,520 --> 02:19:07,240
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have direct TV. Penis nuts. Wow,

2515
02:19:07,280 --> 02:19:11,000
Speaker 2: people are really blown away by that, Rob. Eastern Seaboard, Penis,

2516
02:19:11,760 --> 02:19:19,880
Speaker 2: Eastern Sports sports, Penis nuts. Right, okay, Eastern Sports, Penis nuts. Yeah,

2517
02:19:22,480 --> 02:19:25,879
Speaker 2: my fault. I asked, you know what I mean? I did?

2518
02:19:26,640 --> 02:19:26,879
Speaker 6: Nuts?

2519
02:19:30,680 --> 02:19:32,960
Speaker 2: Do you ask the perfectly normal question. I gave a

2520
02:19:33,040 --> 02:19:36,160
Speaker 2: bad answer and you said, that's my fault for asking.

2521
02:19:36,200 --> 02:19:38,840
Speaker 2: It's my fault. I should know my fault question. Okay,

2522
02:19:39,000 --> 02:19:42,040
Speaker 2: like it's always your fault as you have any question, Rob,

2523
02:19:42,080 --> 02:19:47,879
Speaker 2: I should know better. Yeah, nuts.

2524
02:19:50,959 --> 02:19:56,240
Speaker 4: Nuts call me this due now man cost nuts.

2525
02:19:56,040 --> 02:19:56,760
Speaker 10: In a ma.

2526
02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:03,039
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of hot nuts. You see Pete Davidson's going

2527
02:20:03,080 --> 02:20:07,560
Speaker 2: to be a dad. Hey, yeah, look at him, Pete Davidson.

2528
02:20:08,600 --> 02:20:13,119
Speaker 2: Pete right, good for him. He dated Ariana Grande, famously

2529
02:20:13,360 --> 02:20:16,680
Speaker 2: dated Kate Beckh and Sale, He dated Kim Kardashian. Those

2530
02:20:16,760 --> 02:20:20,720
Speaker 2: were all just preamble for the woman who would become

2531
02:20:20,959 --> 02:20:25,279
Speaker 2: his baby mama. Baby mama a woman, a British actress

2532
02:20:25,879 --> 02:20:28,840
Speaker 2: named Elsie Hewitt. Now I'm not familiar with her, but

2533
02:20:28,920 --> 02:20:30,720
Speaker 2: I got to think she's prominent, or she would have

2534
02:20:30,760 --> 02:20:34,840
Speaker 2: never run into Pete Davidson. Elsie Hewitt is pregnant and

2535
02:20:34,959 --> 02:20:38,760
Speaker 2: says she knew Pete Davidson would be the father of

2536
02:20:38,920 --> 02:20:43,920
Speaker 2: her children on their first date. Not child children now.

2537
02:20:44,000 --> 02:20:45,960
Speaker 2: This says they announced they were going to be parents

2538
02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:49,280
Speaker 2: back in July. I completely missed this same Again, I'm

2539
02:20:49,320 --> 02:20:51,720
Speaker 2: not following the guy on social media, but I like

2540
02:20:51,840 --> 02:21:00,760
Speaker 2: Pete Davidson. He's still going Yeah, this guy is still chick.

2541
02:21:00,800 --> 02:21:02,039
Speaker 2: Willis is still going at it.

2542
02:21:05,080 --> 02:21:05,400
Speaker 4: Curly.

2543
02:21:05,720 --> 02:21:10,119
Speaker 2: Pregnant, Elsie Hewitt said she always knew Pete Davidson would

2544
02:21:10,120 --> 02:21:12,200
Speaker 2: be the father of her children. He's thirty two, she's

2545
02:21:12,240 --> 02:21:15,920
Speaker 2: twenty nine. How about that? She said. We went out

2546
02:21:15,959 --> 02:21:17,800
Speaker 2: to dinner for the first time and I was like, Okay,

2547
02:21:17,840 --> 02:21:20,720
Speaker 2: don't think that I'm crazy, but I just know you're

2548
02:21:20,800 --> 02:21:24,680
Speaker 2: going to be the father of my children. He was like, chick, please, No,

2549
02:21:24,879 --> 02:21:27,959
Speaker 2: she said. He was like, yeah, like that chad bit

2550
02:21:28,040 --> 02:21:31,440
Speaker 2: that he does on SNL. Okay, no, thank you, Okay,

2551
02:21:32,280 --> 02:21:34,680
Speaker 2: you're going to be the father of my children. Okay,

2552
02:21:36,000 --> 02:21:39,480
Speaker 2: all right. So I don't know who Elsie Hewitt is,

2553
02:21:39,600 --> 02:21:44,640
Speaker 2: but she has one million followers on Instagram, so I

2554
02:21:44,720 --> 02:21:46,200
Speaker 2: assume she's an actress or something.

2555
02:21:46,800 --> 02:21:47,000
Speaker 15: Tall.

2556
02:21:48,400 --> 02:21:52,800
Speaker 2: Elsie Hewitt. But that's a flex too when your woman

2557
02:21:52,920 --> 02:21:58,760
Speaker 2: is British. She's appeared in Playboy. I assume those are movies.

2558
02:21:59,080 --> 02:22:01,200
Speaker 2: She has a role in an up coming films. Oh,

2559
02:22:01,280 --> 02:22:04,560
Speaker 2: she posed for Playboy in twenty seventeen. Worked with brands

2560
02:22:04,720 --> 02:22:10,840
Speaker 2: like Guess. I don't know what brand Guess. I told you,

2561
02:22:10,879 --> 02:22:17,680
Speaker 2: I don't know the Guess brand, Rob Guess. Yeah, Now,

2562
02:22:18,480 --> 02:22:22,600
Speaker 2: how can I put this nicely? If she decides to breastfeed,

2563
02:22:23,840 --> 02:22:25,760
Speaker 2: I think that kid is going to be in pretty

2564
02:22:25,800 --> 02:22:35,280
Speaker 2: good shape as she is, let's say, classically endowed. Right

2565
02:22:35,400 --> 02:22:40,000
Speaker 2: in the strictest sense, she sure is. Wowser's Pete Nelsie

2566
02:22:40,080 --> 02:22:44,280
Speaker 2: and Baby Makes Three. So she was in Playboy, she

2567
02:22:44,480 --> 02:22:49,760
Speaker 2: was in Playboy. Now this just goes to show you

2568
02:22:50,280 --> 02:22:57,240
Speaker 2: how power and influence and wealth and okay, creativity can

2569
02:22:57,360 --> 02:23:00,640
Speaker 2: really put you somewhere. Before she dated Pete Davidson, she

2570
02:23:00,800 --> 02:23:05,680
Speaker 2: dated Benny Blanco, the guy that just married Selena Gomez.

2571
02:23:06,360 --> 02:23:08,600
Speaker 2: If you watch the show Dave with Little Dicky, Benny

2572
02:23:08,640 --> 02:23:12,520
Speaker 2: Blanco was featured pretty prominently on that last season. But wow,

2573
02:23:12,680 --> 02:23:14,000
Speaker 2: this guy's nothing to look at.

2574
02:23:14,120 --> 02:23:14,240
Speaker 6: Now.

2575
02:23:14,680 --> 02:23:17,120
Speaker 2: Granted he's very prominent in his field, right, He's this

2576
02:23:17,320 --> 02:23:20,800
Speaker 2: like major producer. You know, he's a big, big deal

2577
02:23:20,840 --> 02:23:23,520
Speaker 2: in music. But holy Christ, it's one thing to like

2578
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:26,280
Speaker 2: date a guy, it's another thing altogether to go Yes,

2579
02:23:26,720 --> 02:23:28,040
Speaker 2: I want to make it. I mean as a reason

2580
02:23:28,080 --> 02:23:32,280
Speaker 2: that you know she ain't having kids with Benny Blanco. Well,

2581
02:23:32,360 --> 02:23:34,960
Speaker 2: she sure did do Playboy, didn't she? Oh yeah, is

2582
02:23:35,000 --> 02:23:36,720
Speaker 2: she in there? She sure is. Oh okay.

2583
02:23:36,920 --> 02:23:39,080
Speaker 11: I would just google her name and then Playboy right

2584
02:23:39,120 --> 02:23:44,240
Speaker 11: after it, and you'll that's not showing me you serious?

2585
02:23:44,920 --> 02:23:46,080
Speaker 11: Is your safe search on?

2586
02:23:46,360 --> 02:23:49,160
Speaker 2: I don't think so. No, I'll see it later anyway.

2587
02:23:49,440 --> 02:23:53,720
Speaker 2: Good for pe Davidson. I completely missed the whole, the

2588
02:23:53,760 --> 02:23:57,760
Speaker 2: whole we're gonna have kids thing. The Playboy model dated

2589
02:23:57,959 --> 02:24:03,080
Speaker 2: people like Jason Sudeikis. Philippy partied with Mick Jagger on

2590
02:24:03,160 --> 02:24:08,320
Speaker 2: her birthday. So she has been around what is her?

2591
02:24:08,680 --> 02:24:12,080
Speaker 2: She has made? She has? She's been with them or

2592
02:24:12,240 --> 02:24:14,080
Speaker 2: been in the orbit of a lot of different people.

2593
02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:19,240
Speaker 2: Elsie Hewitt, Has she been in anything you've seen? I

2594
02:24:19,320 --> 02:24:23,600
Speaker 2: don't think so. She was last dating Jason Sudekus, who's

2595
02:24:23,640 --> 02:24:27,040
Speaker 2: twenty years her senior. She was dating Benny Blanco and

2596
02:24:27,240 --> 02:24:30,320
Speaker 2: Ryan Philippy. I know Sudakas was that old. It's like

2597
02:24:30,400 --> 02:24:35,520
Speaker 2: fifty model and actress born in London, moved to the

2598
02:24:35,640 --> 02:24:38,000
Speaker 2: US when she was ten. Oh maybe she doesn't have

2599
02:24:38,120 --> 02:24:38,840
Speaker 2: the accent anymore.

2600
02:24:38,920 --> 02:24:38,960
Speaker 4: Me.

2601
02:24:39,080 --> 02:24:41,200
Speaker 2: She has a lilt of an accent. She's in a

2602
02:24:41,240 --> 02:24:44,640
Speaker 2: twenty twenty film called Teenage Badass. In two episodes of

2603
02:24:44,840 --> 02:24:47,240
Speaker 2: the series Dave that must be where she met Bennie Blanco,

2604
02:24:49,040 --> 02:24:52,879
Speaker 2: it says she's a foodie. I love the models who

2605
02:24:52,920 --> 02:24:55,840
Speaker 2: pretend they're eating right. They put him in commercials and

2606
02:24:55,920 --> 02:24:59,120
Speaker 2: things or on their own Instagram. Sorry, I just love

2607
02:24:59,200 --> 02:25:02,720
Speaker 2: a giant East Burger. No post me video of you

2608
02:25:02,800 --> 02:25:05,880
Speaker 2: eating that entire thing right now. I started with Paris

2609
02:25:05,959 --> 02:25:09,680
Speaker 2: Hilton member she was doing Carls Jr. Or whatever you year. Yeah,

2610
02:25:09,720 --> 02:25:14,440
Speaker 2: but it's like, you know, you standing there holding food

2611
02:25:14,520 --> 02:25:20,400
Speaker 2: with your mouth open. Nobody buys that. But anyway, I

2612
02:25:20,560 --> 02:25:29,720
Speaker 2: missed all that. So Pete Davidson gonna be a dad Alan.

2613
02:25:29,720 --> 02:25:32,800
Speaker 2: Shouldn't Pete Davidson's comedy come first to mind instead of

2614
02:25:32,800 --> 02:25:35,480
Speaker 2: who he banged? You've never seen Pete Davidson's comedy?

2615
02:25:35,600 --> 02:25:35,800
Speaker 4: Have you?

2616
02:25:36,560 --> 02:25:39,240
Speaker 2: With all due respect, I think he's a funny guy.

2617
02:25:39,840 --> 02:25:45,280
Speaker 2: His stand his act is not crazy strong. I don't

2618
02:25:45,280 --> 02:25:49,640
Speaker 2: know if it's gotten better. But boy, when he was

2619
02:25:49,760 --> 02:25:51,760
Speaker 2: like he you know, they gave him like a Comedy

2620
02:25:51,840 --> 02:25:55,160
Speaker 2: Central special or something years ago when you know, and

2621
02:25:55,280 --> 02:25:57,520
Speaker 2: he just got famous off Essenal. He was a young guy,

2622
02:25:57,720 --> 02:26:03,360
Speaker 2: funny dude, not a crazy strong stand up And so

2623
02:26:04,080 --> 02:26:07,720
Speaker 2: I have to assume he's gotten better, obviously and more seasoned.

2624
02:26:08,400 --> 02:26:10,879
Speaker 2: But no, his stand up is not what comes to mind.

2625
02:26:11,240 --> 02:26:13,640
Speaker 2: Not when I mean, try naming me the names of

2626
02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:17,200
Speaker 2: his specials and now name me the people he's dated.

2627
02:26:17,560 --> 02:26:20,480
Speaker 2: That's what's much more high profile. Yeah, I mean you

2628
02:26:20,600 --> 02:26:22,880
Speaker 2: used to take your point, yeah, but still but you

2629
02:26:23,080 --> 02:26:27,720
Speaker 2: started with like his SNL stuff like you're talking about Chad.

2630
02:26:28,400 --> 02:26:30,280
Speaker 2: I still think that's one of the funniest sketches ever

2631
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:30,800
Speaker 2: on that show.

2632
02:26:30,879 --> 02:26:35,280
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, when he's on Mars that that that one

2633
02:26:35,440 --> 02:26:37,720
Speaker 11: probably is my favorite because there's the whole thing with

2634
02:26:37,879 --> 02:26:43,840
Speaker 11: the what's her name Hannah Montana the Miley She's like,

2635
02:26:44,240 --> 02:26:49,160
Speaker 11: I'm pregnant, Okay, it's yours, no, thank you, Like it's

2636
02:26:49,280 --> 02:26:50,039
Speaker 11: just it's perfect.

2637
02:26:50,600 --> 02:26:54,160
Speaker 2: The Mars one was Elon Musk, yeah, which you skipped

2638
02:26:54,200 --> 02:26:56,119
Speaker 2: that part of it. It's not with the whole Moss

2639
02:26:56,240 --> 02:26:58,360
Speaker 2: colonization project. Oh, congrats.

2640
02:26:58,560 --> 02:27:00,320
Speaker 4: I don't want to make sure you understand you won't

2641
02:27:00,320 --> 02:27:03,279
Speaker 4: survive this swisher. Okay, save your fellow comus.

2642
02:27:03,440 --> 02:27:08,560
Speaker 2: We'd love to make an ultimate sacrifice. M sack Mitch

2643
02:27:08,640 --> 02:27:11,359
Speaker 2: him with brown command. Make your way to the airlock

2644
02:27:11,520 --> 02:27:18,400
Speaker 2: and begin exit procedures. Okay, Chad?

2645
02:27:19,600 --> 02:27:20,640
Speaker 4: Aren't you going to say goodbye?

2646
02:27:22,280 --> 02:27:22,520
Speaker 17: Chad?

2647
02:27:22,600 --> 02:27:27,000
Speaker 25: I'll always cherish what we've had together. O God, I

2648
02:27:27,120 --> 02:27:35,760
Speaker 25: wish we could make love just one last time. There's

2649
02:27:35,800 --> 02:27:37,360
Speaker 25: something that you should know before you go.

2650
02:27:38,520 --> 02:27:39,280
Speaker 2: I'm pregnant.

2651
02:27:40,800 --> 02:27:41,880
Speaker 4: The baby is yours.

2652
02:27:43,080 --> 02:27:51,440
Speaker 2: You're going to be a father. Chat air lock would

2653
02:27:51,560 --> 02:27:54,640
Speaker 2: walk you through the any who Pete Davidson is Chad?

2654
02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:57,440
Speaker 2: Isn't that or a bit? Yeah, funny bit.

2655
02:27:58,480 --> 02:28:00,440
Speaker 11: He does the fart thing like it's there's all of it.

2656
02:28:00,520 --> 02:28:03,040
Speaker 11: It's every joke that they had for him. It was

2657
02:28:03,080 --> 02:28:04,959
Speaker 11: all built into this one particular sketch.

2658
02:28:05,240 --> 02:28:05,600
Speaker 6: So good.

2659
02:28:07,400 --> 02:28:10,720
Speaker 2: More nonsense and bluster from Elon Musk. This guy's like,

2660
02:28:10,760 --> 02:28:12,920
Speaker 2: we're going to Mars next week. You can't even get

2661
02:28:12,920 --> 02:28:17,280
Speaker 2: to the moon, dummy, they keep they can't even get

2662
02:28:17,280 --> 02:28:21,560
Speaker 2: their lunar lander touchdown. Jeff Bezos is already running circles

2663
02:28:21,560 --> 02:28:24,039
Speaker 2: around this dope. I shouldn't call him a dope. It's

2664
02:28:24,040 --> 02:28:26,040
Speaker 2: not like Elon Musk is a dumb guy. But I mean,

2665
02:28:26,240 --> 02:28:31,520
Speaker 2: let me a break because of constantly bull shrimping venture

2666
02:28:31,600 --> 02:28:35,320
Speaker 2: capitalists to get more money on top of his you know,

2667
02:28:35,480 --> 02:28:39,480
Speaker 2: public subsidies, the doge guide that wants to make sure

2668
02:28:39,520 --> 02:28:42,120
Speaker 2: other people aren't getting public money, and he's taking tens

2669
02:28:42,160 --> 02:28:47,280
Speaker 2: of billions of dollars of our money prop up his businesses. Alan,

2670
02:28:47,360 --> 02:28:51,240
Speaker 2: please thank Rob for me. I googled Elsie Playboy and

2671
02:28:51,440 --> 02:28:56,560
Speaker 2: like he said, wow, wow, wow, wow wow, will wow.

2672
02:28:56,640 --> 02:29:00,720
Speaker 2: Will look at this is very nice talent. This is

2673
02:29:00,800 --> 02:29:03,480
Speaker 2: rich Down Jackson, Florida, listening back to podcast yesterday.

2674
02:29:03,760 --> 02:29:05,360
Speaker 5: You quickly brought up a story about how your wife

2675
02:29:05,400 --> 02:29:06,879
Speaker 5: thought you were going to leave her when you met

2676
02:29:06,920 --> 02:29:08,760
Speaker 5: her father and went to a buffet and watched him

2677
02:29:08,800 --> 02:29:10,720
Speaker 5: eat crab legs out of a bowl of drump butter

2678
02:29:10,800 --> 02:29:13,040
Speaker 5: like those of soup. I got a similar name story.

2679
02:29:13,080 --> 02:29:14,520
Speaker 5: I thought my wife was going to leave me the

2680
02:29:14,560 --> 02:29:16,760
Speaker 5: first time she met my mom, who went tubing out

2681
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:18,800
Speaker 5: in the river on a closed bottom tube. They went

2682
02:29:18,840 --> 02:29:20,959
Speaker 5: tubing in the raft together and my mom ended up

2683
02:29:20,959 --> 02:29:23,080
Speaker 5: pooping herself and the water in the bottom of the

2684
02:29:23,160 --> 02:29:26,400
Speaker 5: tube were brown, but it wasn't from the river water anyways.

2685
02:29:26,520 --> 02:29:27,680
Speaker 5: I thought she was going to leave me there on

2686
02:29:27,720 --> 02:29:28,000
Speaker 5: the spot.

2687
02:29:28,080 --> 02:29:30,080
Speaker 2: Hate the show by e boy that there is no

2688
02:29:30,520 --> 02:29:34,760
Speaker 2: more human or bonding experience than pooping yourself in front

2689
02:29:34,760 --> 02:29:39,160
Speaker 2: of another person. Right once the embarrassment subsides, it's a

2690
02:29:39,240 --> 02:29:41,840
Speaker 2: story you'll both have forever. They were in the river.

2691
02:29:42,600 --> 02:29:44,440
Speaker 2: This is a story you want to have forever. No,

2692
02:29:44,800 --> 02:29:47,440
Speaker 2: ideally no, but if you do, you're like, oh, remember

2693
02:29:47,480 --> 02:29:51,800
Speaker 2: when filled up her pants? Yeah, well you can tell

2694
02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:54,760
Speaker 2: Rich's military he had. Dude is regimented. Boy, he gets in,

2695
02:29:54,879 --> 02:29:57,440
Speaker 2: he gets out. Yeah, there's no farting around now, there's

2696
02:29:57,480 --> 02:29:59,200
Speaker 2: no poop in your tube. When it comes to Rich,

2697
02:30:00,080 --> 02:30:06,040
Speaker 2: it just when you think, justin poop, but it comes

2698
02:30:06,080 --> 02:30:11,240
Speaker 2: out like soap. Diarrhea, die rhea. Oh it's a classic

2699
02:30:11,360 --> 02:30:14,280
Speaker 2: talking to your mom, man, it dribbles from your mom

2700
02:30:14,480 --> 02:30:18,200
Speaker 2: diarrhea die too bad. This isn't a Christmas song? Can we?

2701
02:30:18,840 --> 02:30:21,240
Speaker 2: That's got the same vibe as fest and glorious? Sure

2702
02:30:21,360 --> 02:30:26,480
Speaker 2: does big band sound real? The Alan Cox Show.

2703
02:30:26,720 --> 02:30:32,520
Speaker 4: On one hundred point seven call The Alan Cox Show.

2704
02:30:32,720 --> 02:30:34,840
Speaker 17: I'm sure it'll work for people on vacation when they

2705
02:30:34,879 --> 02:30:37,120
Speaker 17: don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it

2706
02:30:37,200 --> 02:30:39,000
Speaker 17: working on a day to day basis two.

2707
02:30:38,879 --> 02:30:41,440
Speaker 10: One sixty five seven eight one double oh seven or one.

2708
02:30:41,400 --> 02:30:43,680
Speaker 4: Eight three four eight one double oh seven.

2709
02:30:54,920 --> 02:30:57,840
Speaker 2: Three five one nine two. If you want to send

2710
02:30:57,879 --> 02:31:01,120
Speaker 2: me a text, if you listen on iHeartRadio, tell me

2711
02:31:01,160 --> 02:31:05,720
Speaker 2: where you're out of state. About forty minutes the pregame tonight,

2712
02:31:05,959 --> 02:31:10,480
Speaker 2: Calves are at home hosting the Houston Crockets seven o'clock,

2713
02:31:10,600 --> 02:31:13,640
Speaker 2: a tip off around the corner here at the Iraqet Arena.

2714
02:31:13,920 --> 02:31:16,680
Speaker 2: Pacers will be in town on Friday, one of those

2715
02:31:16,800 --> 02:31:20,120
Speaker 2: NBA Cup games, and then Sunday night a tail end

2716
02:31:20,160 --> 02:31:23,560
Speaker 2: of the Calves home stretch here against the LA Clippers,

2717
02:31:24,160 --> 02:31:27,120
Speaker 2: and then they'll go on the road next week play

2718
02:31:27,160 --> 02:31:30,200
Speaker 2: Toronto on Monday night. Our friend Mary Lynn Santora back

2719
02:31:30,240 --> 02:31:33,840
Speaker 2: in the Friendly Confines on Tuesday's show before we leave

2720
02:31:33,920 --> 02:31:36,560
Speaker 2: for the remainder of the week. Tuesday is her birthday,

2721
02:31:37,240 --> 02:31:39,360
Speaker 2: and so it just worked out perfectly. She's going to

2722
02:31:39,400 --> 02:31:40,920
Speaker 2: come in, We're going to catch up with her, and

2723
02:31:41,000 --> 02:31:43,920
Speaker 2: she's doing next weekend. She's coming home to perform for

2724
02:31:44,120 --> 02:31:47,480
Speaker 2: you next weekend at Hilarities, which I think I feel

2725
02:31:47,520 --> 02:31:49,920
Speaker 2: like has become a bit of an annual tradition since

2726
02:31:50,280 --> 02:31:52,240
Speaker 2: she moved to New York, right, Yeah, she's been doing

2727
02:31:52,320 --> 02:31:55,800
Speaker 2: that birthday week thing, yeah since then, I think. So

2728
02:31:55,959 --> 02:31:58,960
Speaker 2: she will join us coincidentally on her birthday on Tuesday

2729
02:32:00,000 --> 02:32:02,279
Speaker 2: and then go to hilarities dot com to get tickets

2730
02:32:02,320 --> 02:32:04,800
Speaker 2: to see her next weekend. I would love to, but

2731
02:32:04,840 --> 02:32:07,920
Speaker 2: I'll be out of town. So we'll do the next

2732
02:32:07,959 --> 02:32:11,320
Speaker 2: best thing and we'll hang out here. We will also

2733
02:32:11,400 --> 02:32:13,480
Speaker 2: introduce our new phone screener to you on money. Yes,

2734
02:32:14,879 --> 02:32:16,480
Speaker 2: So she'll put in a couple of days with us

2735
02:32:16,520 --> 02:32:19,680
Speaker 2: next week. We will be gone for the Thanksgiving holiday.

2736
02:32:19,879 --> 02:32:22,200
Speaker 2: We really only do have about a dozen or so

2737
02:32:22,480 --> 02:32:27,280
Speaker 2: live shows remaining for twenty twenty five. Really, our last

2738
02:32:27,360 --> 02:32:29,960
Speaker 2: live show of the year will be December sixteenth, which

2739
02:32:30,520 --> 02:32:37,480
Speaker 2: will be my sixteenth anniversary at WMMS. Oh another bottle

2740
02:32:37,560 --> 02:32:43,600
Speaker 2: of the bubbly. Yeah, so you know, two shows next

2741
02:32:43,680 --> 02:32:46,120
Speaker 2: week and that. Yeah, so we have, like, you know,

2742
02:32:46,240 --> 02:32:49,720
Speaker 2: we got maybe a dozen or show so show's remaining

2743
02:32:50,080 --> 02:32:52,840
Speaker 2: for twenty twenty five. What a year it's been, Robie.

2744
02:32:52,959 --> 02:32:57,560
Speaker 2: It's been a fantastic the year of review. Got a

2745
02:32:57,600 --> 02:33:03,160
Speaker 2: lot to review. Yeah, Alan, I've been peed on by

2746
02:33:03,240 --> 02:33:06,199
Speaker 2: a drunk friend. You are absolutely correct that those stories

2747
02:33:06,280 --> 02:33:10,000
Speaker 2: don't ever go away peede on by a drunk friend. Well,

2748
02:33:10,040 --> 02:33:13,080
Speaker 2: we're talking about rich Don in Jacksonville was talking about

2749
02:33:13,120 --> 02:33:16,080
Speaker 2: how his mom pooped the tape. Yeah, crapped the close

2750
02:33:16,120 --> 02:33:20,040
Speaker 2: bottom tube in the river with his then girlfriend.

2751
02:33:20,160 --> 02:33:22,960
Speaker 11: And by the way, you using pooping the tube in

2752
02:33:23,120 --> 02:33:25,240
Speaker 11: that way. I think that we need to make that

2753
02:33:25,320 --> 02:33:27,039
Speaker 11: a thing on the show. I think the tube poop

2754
02:33:27,080 --> 02:33:29,120
Speaker 11: the tube. Every time you screw the pooch or you

2755
02:33:29,200 --> 02:33:32,600
Speaker 11: do something dumb, I think you pooped the tube. We

2756
02:33:32,720 --> 02:33:33,800
Speaker 11: need to figure out how to work that in.

2757
02:33:33,920 --> 02:33:34,200
Speaker 9: I like it.

2758
02:33:34,400 --> 02:33:37,640
Speaker 2: I think you just did, Yeah, pooped the tube. That

2759
02:33:37,879 --> 02:33:43,040
Speaker 2: guy really pooped the tube. So thank you, rich you've

2760
02:33:43,360 --> 02:33:46,280
Speaker 2: it advertently coined a new phrase here on the show.

2761
02:33:46,480 --> 02:33:50,240
Speaker 2: He pooped the tube, pooped the tube. It was you

2762
02:33:50,440 --> 02:33:53,480
Speaker 2: putting it into the context though that that made it

2763
02:33:53,600 --> 02:33:56,400
Speaker 2: what it was. Well, there you go. It takes a

2764
02:33:56,560 --> 02:34:03,080
Speaker 2: village rob right, rich and Jacksonville was our springboard and

2765
02:34:03,440 --> 02:34:09,520
Speaker 2: uh took it from there. He gave me the raw materials. Oh,

2766
02:34:12,160 --> 02:34:16,000
Speaker 2: a couple in New Jersey. We have listeners in New Jersey.

2767
02:34:16,040 --> 02:34:18,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if we have anyone in Tom's River.

2768
02:34:18,560 --> 02:34:23,080
Speaker 2: I've stayed near Tom's River before. A New Jersey couple

2769
02:34:25,320 --> 02:34:31,360
Speaker 2: beat Where is it they beat a one? What did

2770
02:34:31,400 --> 02:34:36,240
Speaker 2: I read? A one in a trillion odds to win

2771
02:34:37,920 --> 02:34:41,840
Speaker 2: a million dollar prizes in quick succession. Let me see

2772
02:34:41,840 --> 02:34:47,640
Speaker 2: if I can find this for you. The combined odds

2773
02:34:47,800 --> 02:34:51,680
Speaker 2: of winning what they won are one in two trillion dollars.

2774
02:34:52,440 --> 02:34:55,840
Speaker 2: A Tom's River couple with two young kids. They don't

2775
02:34:55,840 --> 02:34:58,600
Speaker 2: even have their faces. They're holding up the giant, comically

2776
02:34:58,760 --> 02:35:01,760
Speaker 2: large check in front of their face. They won three

2777
02:35:01,920 --> 02:35:08,320
Speaker 2: million dollars on a scratcher last week, months after winning

2778
02:35:08,400 --> 02:35:14,119
Speaker 2: a million dollars in another scratcher. So two scratchers months apart,

2779
02:35:14,640 --> 02:35:17,240
Speaker 2: four million dollars. But see now it's the game is

2780
02:35:17,320 --> 02:35:21,160
Speaker 2: thirty dollars a ticket? They bought two thirty dollars. I

2781
02:35:21,200 --> 02:35:24,040
Speaker 2: shouldn't say they only bought two, but the tickets were

2782
02:35:24,200 --> 02:35:25,440
Speaker 2: they cost thirty dollars.

2783
02:35:26,879 --> 02:35:28,840
Speaker 11: Doesn't this sound to you like these are the people

2784
02:35:28,920 --> 02:35:31,840
Speaker 11: that are going to go broke if you win a

2785
02:35:31,920 --> 02:35:33,879
Speaker 11: million dollars on a scratcher and you still start buying

2786
02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:38,040
Speaker 11: scratch tickets. That screams like they're not gonna have a

2787
02:35:38,240 --> 02:35:41,160
Speaker 11: dollar left in six years or you're like, why not,

2788
02:35:41,840 --> 02:35:43,879
Speaker 11: I don't know. I don't know, man, if I won

2789
02:35:43,959 --> 02:35:45,560
Speaker 11: a million bucks, I don't think I'm playing the lottery

2790
02:35:45,600 --> 02:35:47,440
Speaker 11: again for it. If I do, it's not gonna be

2791
02:35:47,480 --> 02:35:49,960
Speaker 11: three weeks later. Yeah, it scratchers. I mean, if I

2792
02:35:50,200 --> 02:35:54,039
Speaker 11: won the lottery, I got nothing to lose by buying scratchers.

2793
02:35:54,160 --> 02:35:54,560
Speaker 4: No, I know.

2794
02:35:54,720 --> 02:35:57,200
Speaker 2: But but if you're gonna do it in three weeks time,

2795
02:35:57,320 --> 02:35:59,400
Speaker 2: like if you just hit a million dollar scratch ticket,

2796
02:35:59,400 --> 02:36:02,960
Speaker 2: you're gonna go buy more right away. The game costs

2797
02:36:03,000 --> 02:36:06,359
Speaker 2: thirty dollars a ticket, and there are three top prizes

2798
02:36:06,400 --> 02:36:08,920
Speaker 2: of three million dollars. They won one, so the game

2799
02:36:09,000 --> 02:36:12,120
Speaker 2: now has two of them left. The combined odds of

2800
02:36:12,160 --> 02:36:15,320
Speaker 2: winning both jackpots are one in two trillion. The couple

2801
02:36:15,360 --> 02:36:17,440
Speaker 2: who are raising a five year old and an eleven

2802
02:36:17,520 --> 02:36:20,879
Speaker 2: month old, imagine you get told that story when you're older,

2803
02:36:21,520 --> 02:36:23,440
Speaker 2: even the five year old. Now't you remember?

2804
02:36:23,440 --> 02:36:23,560
Speaker 4: You know?

2805
02:36:24,160 --> 02:36:27,920
Speaker 2: So when you were little we won the lottery, they said,

2806
02:36:27,959 --> 02:36:29,960
Speaker 2: with our kids, we can't really get out of the house.

2807
02:36:30,160 --> 02:36:32,080
Speaker 2: So the beginning of the month we get some scratch

2808
02:36:32,160 --> 02:36:34,440
Speaker 2: off tickets, and when the kids go to bed, we

2809
02:36:34,520 --> 02:36:37,200
Speaker 2: scratch a few off and we make it a bit

2810
02:36:37,280 --> 02:36:40,920
Speaker 2: of a competition, and it seems that we usually break even.

2811
02:36:43,400 --> 02:36:45,760
Speaker 2: The husband thought they might have won something a while

2812
02:36:45,800 --> 02:36:48,360
Speaker 2: ago before he handed the card to his wife. I

2813
02:36:48,480 --> 02:36:50,960
Speaker 2: looked at it, held it to my chest and screamed,

2814
02:36:51,160 --> 02:36:54,360
Speaker 2: she said. The scratcher showed that they had won one

2815
02:36:54,400 --> 02:36:59,680
Speaker 2: of the three million dollar prizes. The couple celebrations after

2816
02:36:59,720 --> 02:37:04,400
Speaker 2: their recent one million dollar win may have been especially memorable.

2817
02:37:04,760 --> 02:37:07,360
Speaker 2: Maybe we celebrated a bit too much, the wife said,

2818
02:37:07,560 --> 02:37:13,760
Speaker 2: patting her belly. Well, boy, he was so excited. He

2819
02:37:13,879 --> 02:37:16,640
Speaker 2: left it in. Yeah. Yeah, you see how freeing it

2820
02:37:16,760 --> 02:37:18,240
Speaker 2: is when you don't have to worry about going broke

2821
02:37:18,280 --> 02:37:22,360
Speaker 2: because you got kids. Leave it in, baby hey. Out

2822
02:37:22,400 --> 02:37:25,760
Speaker 2: here in northeast Ohio out Sharden Way. Two people won

2823
02:37:25,840 --> 02:37:32,080
Speaker 2: at the same gas station Jiaga County in Shardon. They're

2824
02:37:32,080 --> 02:37:36,200
Speaker 2: gonna split a rolling cash five jackpot. Two people one

2825
02:37:36,480 --> 02:37:38,800
Speaker 2: at the same gas station. They're gonna split one hundred

2826
02:37:38,800 --> 02:37:42,480
Speaker 2: and eighty two thousand dollars off. The winning tickets for

2827
02:37:42,560 --> 02:37:45,760
Speaker 2: the November tenth drawing were sold at the Hamden Corners

2828
02:37:47,240 --> 02:37:50,080
Speaker 2: gas station. Two people are gonna split it. I was

2829
02:37:50,160 --> 02:37:54,080
Speaker 2: in Shardon. We're still doing the buzzard bike. Yeah. Remember

2830
02:37:54,160 --> 02:37:56,600
Speaker 2: that was the day that Mike my tire blew out

2831
02:37:56,680 --> 02:37:59,320
Speaker 2: on ninety West. I was almost home. It was a

2832
02:37:59,320 --> 02:38:01,320
Speaker 2: Saturday afternoon and I was going to go home. Get

2833
02:38:01,400 --> 02:38:03,120
Speaker 2: ready because I had to get out to Shardon. I

2834
02:38:03,200 --> 02:38:06,800
Speaker 2: was at the Hambone in Shardon. This was like first

2835
02:38:06,879 --> 02:38:10,680
Speaker 2: couple days of August. And I blow a tire before

2836
02:38:10,680 --> 02:38:13,440
Speaker 2: I even get off. I really poop the tube right

2837
02:38:13,480 --> 02:38:17,560
Speaker 2: there on the highway. Rob I had to get towed.

2838
02:38:17,680 --> 02:38:20,720
Speaker 2: It's always an hour late to the appearance. But the

2839
02:38:21,600 --> 02:38:25,840
Speaker 2: fans were very understanding. But yeah, the Hambone right out

2840
02:38:25,879 --> 02:38:30,160
Speaker 2: there in Shardon, that's a good spot. You win that.

2841
02:38:30,200 --> 02:38:32,080
Speaker 2: You guys split that one hundred and eighty two thousand dollars.

2842
02:38:32,520 --> 02:38:35,200
Speaker 2: About half that's going to go a long way out

2843
02:38:35,240 --> 02:38:40,160
Speaker 2: there at the Hambone. They got a good burger. Now

2844
02:38:40,240 --> 02:38:44,280
Speaker 2: it's hashtag not an ad, but I've been out there.

2845
02:38:47,080 --> 02:38:47,240
Speaker 6: You know.

2846
02:38:47,320 --> 02:38:49,360
Speaker 2: You like to make the joke. We'll talk joke about

2847
02:38:49,600 --> 02:38:53,280
Speaker 2: hull of pano poppers. Even though most places don't have

2848
02:38:53,400 --> 02:38:57,320
Speaker 2: those anymore. Hambone has them. I haven't had him in years, right,

2849
02:38:57,600 --> 02:39:00,680
Speaker 2: I love them. Hot peppers and cream cheese. Doesn't sound

2850
02:39:00,800 --> 02:39:03,039
Speaker 2: like something i'd like, but boy do I like them.

2851
02:39:03,680 --> 02:39:05,720
Speaker 2: I haven't had them in a long time either. Any Who,

2852
02:39:06,080 --> 02:39:09,280
Speaker 2: those two people, how Chardon way, got themselves a bunch

2853
02:39:09,320 --> 02:39:18,400
Speaker 2: of money, So congratulations to them. Pete on by a

2854
02:39:18,520 --> 02:39:24,400
Speaker 2: drunk friend about that Allen a million dollars after taxes

2855
02:39:24,440 --> 02:39:26,760
Speaker 2: in New Jersey can't be much. Yeah, but they won

2856
02:39:26,920 --> 02:39:29,960
Speaker 2: four million dollars. I bet they'll be just fine on

2857
02:39:30,200 --> 02:39:34,480
Speaker 2: two point two million dollars. I bet they'll be just

2858
02:39:34,680 --> 02:39:39,960
Speaker 2: five little kids. It says they have a five year

2859
02:39:40,000 --> 02:39:41,680
Speaker 2: old and an eleven month old, but then it goes

2860
02:39:41,720 --> 02:39:44,600
Speaker 2: on to talk about their three children. I wonder if

2861
02:39:44,680 --> 02:39:47,480
Speaker 2: one of their children wanted to remain anonymous. Or is

2862
02:39:47,520 --> 02:39:50,040
Speaker 2: she talking about the one that's in the oven? Oh

2863
02:39:51,040 --> 02:39:54,560
Speaker 2: oh yeah, of course, Yeah, she's pregnant sorry, five eleven

2864
02:39:54,720 --> 02:39:56,880
Speaker 2: and the one in the oven yep, yes, the one

2865
02:39:56,959 --> 02:40:01,720
Speaker 2: that's still baking. Alan, Please tell Rob. It's called an addiction.

2866
02:40:03,280 --> 02:40:05,840
Speaker 2: What is you said? Have you never yeah? Scratchers?

2867
02:40:05,920 --> 02:40:06,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2868
02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:14,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I guess, but like I don't know, yeah, okay, yeah.

2869
02:40:15,760 --> 02:40:18,320
Speaker 2: You listen to us on iHeartRadio. On the app there

2870
02:40:19,240 --> 02:40:21,840
Speaker 2: you can drop messages for us. People who are a

2871
02:40:21,840 --> 02:40:23,560
Speaker 2: little bit more longer. When did you use the after

2872
02:40:23,640 --> 02:40:25,680
Speaker 2: hours lying the lay voicemails, but the because I think

2873
02:40:25,680 --> 02:40:27,240
Speaker 2: you get a timer right the app is you like

2874
02:40:27,280 --> 02:40:30,640
Speaker 2: thirty seconds? Yeah? Yeah, Hey.

2875
02:40:31,000 --> 02:40:34,360
Speaker 13: Throughout the years you'll say something like the other day,

2876
02:40:34,360 --> 02:40:36,400
Speaker 13: you're like, oh, Rob always coughs when six on it.

2877
02:40:36,440 --> 02:40:37,880
Speaker 2: I hope that's not a hippo violation.

2878
02:40:38,640 --> 02:40:40,440
Speaker 13: I know you're obviously making jokes, but you say the

2879
02:40:40,520 --> 02:40:43,160
Speaker 13: lots where you'll say something about somebody's medical stuff and say, oh,

2880
02:40:43,240 --> 02:40:44,920
Speaker 13: I hope I didn't make a hot hipp of violation,

2881
02:40:45,040 --> 02:40:48,039
Speaker 13: or you just made a hippo violation. You're unless you're

2882
02:40:48,080 --> 02:40:51,199
Speaker 13: a medical professional and you're in the healthcare field professionally,

2883
02:40:51,320 --> 02:40:53,400
Speaker 13: it's not a hippo violation. If I tell you I

2884
02:40:53,400 --> 02:40:55,200
Speaker 13: have colon cancer and say don't tell anyone and you

2885
02:40:55,320 --> 02:40:57,360
Speaker 13: post on Facebook, it's not a hippo violation.

2886
02:40:57,440 --> 02:41:03,280
Speaker 2: You're just a jerk. Yes, that's the joke you said

2887
02:41:03,480 --> 02:41:07,840
Speaker 2: in your message. I know you're obviously making jokes. What's

2888
02:41:07,920 --> 02:41:11,720
Speaker 2: his point because he's I don't know. I think he

2889
02:41:11,879 --> 02:41:16,000
Speaker 2: thinks that you seriously think that you cause a hip

2890
02:41:16,080 --> 02:41:18,200
Speaker 2: of violation if you talk about someone. But he just

2891
02:41:18,320 --> 02:41:21,000
Speaker 2: said he knows, I'm he knows I'm jokes in.

2892
02:41:21,040 --> 02:41:26,120
Speaker 11: My particular set circumstance that maybe I don't actually cough

2893
02:41:26,200 --> 02:41:27,040
Speaker 11: when sticks plays.

2894
02:41:28,440 --> 02:41:33,879
Speaker 2: So but he says, I know you're obviously making jokes,

2895
02:41:34,040 --> 02:41:37,520
Speaker 2: which I am right, these are all jokes. You're not

2896
02:41:37,600 --> 02:41:41,360
Speaker 2: a medical professional. I'm not a doctor, right, lay kind

2897
02:41:41,360 --> 02:41:41,920
Speaker 2: of witch doctor.

2898
02:41:43,560 --> 02:41:45,480
Speaker 13: The other day you were like, oh, Rob always coughs

2899
02:41:45,520 --> 02:41:47,040
Speaker 13: when sticks on it. I hope that's not a hip

2900
02:41:47,080 --> 02:41:50,080
Speaker 13: of violation. I know you're obviously making jokes, but you say,

2901
02:41:50,640 --> 02:41:50,840
Speaker 13: I know.

2902
02:41:50,879 --> 02:41:54,560
Speaker 2: You're obvious jokes. But he goes, but I you could

2903
02:41:54,560 --> 02:41:57,199
Speaker 2: have I know you're making jokes. I don't understand his point.

2904
02:41:57,600 --> 02:41:59,240
Speaker 2: I don't understand. I like to know where people are

2905
02:41:59,280 --> 02:42:02,440
Speaker 2: coming from, irrespective of what side they're coming. I know

2906
02:42:02,520 --> 02:42:05,720
Speaker 2: you're making jokes, but you say it all the time, right, Well,

2907
02:42:05,720 --> 02:42:10,119
Speaker 2: those are jokes too. You named the joke that just happened.

2908
02:42:10,600 --> 02:42:16,600
Speaker 2: Other times he does it are also jokes. Yeah, I'm like, okay, anyway,

2909
02:42:17,000 --> 02:42:20,200
Speaker 2: uh correct sir, you got me. I am not a

2910
02:42:20,360 --> 02:42:28,840
Speaker 2: medical professional. And uh right, it's something, isn't it. Well, Listen,

2911
02:42:28,920 --> 02:42:31,640
Speaker 2: I like to know where people are coming from. It'd

2912
02:42:31,680 --> 02:42:33,840
Speaker 2: be one thing of that little thing wasn't in there.

2913
02:42:33,959 --> 02:42:36,160
Speaker 2: And he's like, hey man, you're not. It's not a

2914
02:42:36,280 --> 02:42:39,440
Speaker 2: thing people think this ba that I get. But if

2915
02:42:39,520 --> 02:42:41,840
Speaker 2: you preface it with now, I know you're making jokes,

2916
02:42:42,000 --> 02:42:45,320
Speaker 2: but but you do it all. But what point are

2917
02:42:45,400 --> 02:42:50,920
Speaker 2: you trying to make? I guess if you get right.

2918
02:42:51,000 --> 02:42:53,360
Speaker 2: But that's but that's immaterial to what he's saying.

2919
02:42:53,520 --> 02:42:53,640
Speaker 4: Right.

2920
02:42:53,959 --> 02:42:55,920
Speaker 2: Frequency of the joke has nothing to do with what

2921
02:42:56,040 --> 02:43:03,000
Speaker 2: he's saying. Right. So if you're point, what was your point?

2922
02:43:04,400 --> 02:43:07,960
Speaker 2: Is he informing me I'm not a medical professional? I

2923
02:43:08,080 --> 02:43:12,480
Speaker 2: believe so, yes, okay, And so now I think I understand,

2924
02:43:12,480 --> 02:43:13,920
Speaker 2: you know, because a lot of people will say that

2925
02:43:13,959 --> 02:43:15,400
Speaker 2: a lot of people have no idea what a hip

2926
02:43:15,440 --> 02:43:17,320
Speaker 2: a violation is, so they go, so he is right

2927
02:43:17,360 --> 02:43:19,000
Speaker 2: about that, that's not what I'm doing.

2928
02:43:20,000 --> 02:43:20,360
Speaker 10: And you.

2929
02:43:21,840 --> 02:43:24,080
Speaker 2: Acknowledge that's not what I'm doing. When you say you're

2930
02:43:24,080 --> 02:43:26,320
Speaker 2: obviously making it's like people who go that that's a

2931
02:43:26,400 --> 02:43:29,280
Speaker 2: First Amendment. No, not first Amendment. It's like people who

2932
02:43:29,320 --> 02:43:31,680
Speaker 2: you know, it's ironic that the people in charge in

2933
02:43:31,680 --> 02:43:33,440
Speaker 2: the White House now are like wiping their ass with

2934
02:43:33,520 --> 02:43:35,840
Speaker 2: the First Amendment because most people don't actually know what

2935
02:43:36,000 --> 02:43:39,400
Speaker 2: it is. First, it's not a First Amendment issue. If

2936
02:43:39,440 --> 02:43:42,720
Speaker 2: you put something on Facebook, other people don't like it's

2937
02:43:42,760 --> 02:43:45,680
Speaker 2: if the government is suppressing speech. That's the First Amendment, right.

2938
02:43:46,520 --> 02:43:48,800
Speaker 2: So this guy is like, I know you're making jokes,

2939
02:43:48,840 --> 02:43:54,280
Speaker 2: but you're not a medical professional. Thank you, sir. I

2940
02:43:54,400 --> 02:43:59,680
Speaker 2: do appreciate the input. Yes, thank you for listening. Whoever, yeah, absolutely,

2941
02:44:00,480 --> 02:44:02,440
Speaker 2: thank you for your You know, we like to call

2942
02:44:02,520 --> 02:44:10,320
Speaker 2: that engagement, and that engagement with the audience elil like

2943
02:44:10,360 --> 02:44:14,240
Speaker 2: scary movies. You ever seen Midnight Meat Train? Jake from

2944
02:44:14,320 --> 02:44:17,360
Speaker 2: I did see that. That is early Bradley Cooper. I

2945
02:44:17,480 --> 02:44:21,120
Speaker 2: believe Midnight Meat Train was a great book that they

2946
02:44:21,160 --> 02:44:25,640
Speaker 2: turned into a middling movie. It was a Clive Barker story.

2947
02:44:26,080 --> 02:44:29,360
Speaker 2: You ever get into Clive Barker, the drummer for Shut

2948
02:44:29,440 --> 02:44:36,119
Speaker 2: Up Rob. That's Clive Burr and Iron Maiden, I believe

2949
02:44:36,200 --> 02:44:41,480
Speaker 2: is what you're thinking. So Travis Barker, Oh yes, sorry,

2950
02:44:41,800 --> 02:44:45,119
Speaker 2: no everybody, And again I was way into Stephen King two,

2951
02:44:45,240 --> 02:44:48,920
Speaker 2: but then I got into Clive Barker in the mid eighties.

2952
02:44:49,000 --> 02:44:51,080
Speaker 2: He was the guy that did hell Raiser. Those were

2953
02:44:51,120 --> 02:44:56,840
Speaker 2: his stories, books of blood. Clive Barker is an awesome

2954
02:44:57,640 --> 02:45:00,800
Speaker 2: he did Candy Man. I think love Clive Barker. It

2955
02:45:00,879 --> 02:45:04,120
Speaker 2: was like another step up if you liked horror literature.

2956
02:45:04,560 --> 02:45:06,480
Speaker 2: He also hosted The Price Is Right too, didn't he?

2957
02:45:09,720 --> 02:45:09,879
Speaker 10: Rob?

2958
02:45:09,959 --> 02:45:13,600
Speaker 2: That's Bob Barker, who you're boy? They are doing him

2959
02:45:13,640 --> 02:45:16,840
Speaker 2: dirty in this AI slop? Do you see these? They're

2960
02:45:17,200 --> 02:45:22,200
Speaker 2: high hilarious. I think this guy's dead. It's a good

2961
02:45:22,280 --> 02:45:25,160
Speaker 2: thing he's dead. That's why they're doing it all the

2962
02:45:25,240 --> 02:45:31,000
Speaker 2: AI slop now is so Rude's elderly. It's chiropractor throwing

2963
02:45:31,040 --> 02:45:35,640
Speaker 2: him through walls. It's Bob Barker calling him just terrible names.

2964
02:45:36,160 --> 02:45:39,600
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm sorry you were saying about Clive Barker. No,

2965
02:45:41,200 --> 02:45:43,640
Speaker 2: he did a story called Midnight Meat Train years ago

2966
02:45:43,680 --> 02:45:48,400
Speaker 2: and they turned it into a movie, probably twenty years ago,

2967
02:45:48,560 --> 02:45:52,360
Speaker 2: and it wasn't great. It's Vinnie Jones, but I remember

2968
02:45:52,400 --> 02:45:55,600
Speaker 2: it was early Bradley Cooper. It's about a guy who's

2969
02:45:55,640 --> 02:45:58,920
Speaker 2: killing people on the subway and it's you know, but

2970
02:46:01,040 --> 02:46:04,520
Speaker 2: I have seen that. Yes, thank you whoever sent me that.

2971
02:46:05,200 --> 02:46:07,000
Speaker 2: Alan Keep fighting the good fight. You guys make me

2972
02:46:07,080 --> 02:46:11,760
Speaker 2: blow through all my gravy. Hey, we're not here to

2973
02:46:11,760 --> 02:46:13,440
Speaker 2: pup the tube, all right, we want to blow through

2974
02:46:13,440 --> 02:46:15,120
Speaker 2: all your grain. We're here for you, and.

2975
02:46:15,160 --> 02:46:17,000
Speaker 16: Now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch is

2976
02:46:17,040 --> 02:46:19,840
Speaker 16: on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

2977
02:46:21,959 --> 02:46:22,480
Speaker 4: Get out of it.

2978
02:46:23,600 --> 02:46:29,200
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,

2979
02:46:30,440 --> 02:46:36,000
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

2980
02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:43,160
Speaker 15: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

2981
02:46:44,360 --> 02:46:48,640
Speaker 15: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

2982
02:46:48,920 --> 02:46:56,160
Speaker 15: is watching you. And with all narities, remember ovidios paid.

2983
02:46:57,160 --> 02:47:03,199
Speaker 15: And when you watch that TVs remember it works both ways.

2984
02:47:05,080 --> 02:47:10,720
Speaker 15: You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,

2985
02:47:11,959 --> 02:47:17,600
Speaker 15: you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.