Speaker 1: Updates happens at a fun Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, he's Mojo in the morning. Oh you know
Speaker 2: what I should?
Speaker 3: Uh, I should get into this now. I'm gonna switch
Speaker 3: things up a little bit. I'm gonna do this topic.
Speaker 3: Uh here right now. Did I tell you the story
Speaker 3: about my friend who got stung.
Speaker 2: On his.
Speaker 4: How in the heck does this happen?
Speaker 3: So I got I got word of this from another
Speaker 3: friend who said, hey, have you seen the video of JD?
Speaker 3: And I said no, I said, you know what happened
Speaker 3: to JD? And he said said, JD had a major
Speaker 3: event happened, medical event happened. I'm like, oh, christ I
Speaker 3: love JD. He's a great guy. JD had a be
Speaker 3: fly up the pant leg of his bathing suit and
Speaker 3: got into his pants and stung his A bee stung
Speaker 3: his pee. I actually came up with two different titles
Speaker 3: for this one. I came up with a bee stung
Speaker 3: his pe? Or do you like stinger on the dinger?
Speaker 3: Because remember we I like stinger on the dinger. Stinger
Speaker 3: on the dinger is what this podcast is going to be. Zach,
Speaker 3: can I ask a.
Speaker 4: Question, don't men's like beating shorts whatever have like the liner, yes,
Speaker 4: the liner?
Speaker 5: Or aren't you supposed to wear something under it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I board shorts that don't have liners.
Speaker 5: And you don't wear like those tight underwear things.
Speaker 2: No, you never wear guys that were underwear.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you don't wear underwear, but I thought
Speaker 4: they all had like that neck, that mesh netting or whatever.
Speaker 3: By the way, has anybody ever had this happen? Because
Speaker 3: you remember years ago one of the most famous things
Speaker 3: we talked about on our show was a skeeter on
Speaker 3: his peter. I remember that a guy got bit by
Speaker 3: a mosquito on his penis. All right here listen, So
Speaker 3: do you want to see the video?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Please, I'll send you the videos.
Speaker 7: Way.
Speaker 2: What is the video of It's a video.
Speaker 3: Of JD explaining to everybody in the group text the
Speaker 3: group chat that he got.
Speaker 2: Got stung. So you can see what Jad looks like.
Speaker 5: How is he doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you have to go to the hospital or what.
Speaker 3: There's reports that he might have gotten it amputated, but
Speaker 3: it could have been just as wife Jen wanted it amputated.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, here, hold on.
Speaker 8: Guys, I'm not I'm not here to brag I'm not
Speaker 8: here to boast. I'm not here to puff my chest out,
Speaker 8: as people say. But I am a survivor. At this point,
Speaker 8: I was stung by a bee on the help of
Speaker 8: my penis tonight at the bar, at the pool, at
Speaker 8: the bar pool, and at this point it would have
Speaker 8: taken many people down, many weaker men down. But I
Speaker 8: went into the bathroom, pulled my pants down, and there
Speaker 8: he was tucked, tucked underneath my stinging away, stinging away, sting, sting, sting,
Speaker 8: stinging away. Multiple swatted them away, fought him off, stepped
Speaker 8: on him because I didn't feel like it was necessary
Speaker 8: for me to save his life because he was stinging
Speaker 8: me underneath the penis hunk. So I killed that man,
Speaker 8: and I am a survivor. But I'm doing okay. Thank
Speaker 8: you for all the help and the people that cared
Speaker 8: about me.
Speaker 2: Real quick, drinks, real quick.
Speaker 3: I stop it right now, His wife, Jen screams from
Speaker 3: the other room.
Speaker 2: At this point, Jenny, shut up. I'm shooting video.
Speaker 8: God, but I'm good. I'm doing good.
Speaker 3: Let me, let me, let me, let me just play
Speaker 3: the let me just play the ending part again, because
Speaker 3: I stopped it too soon.
Speaker 8: With Jenny hold on, fought him off, stepped on him
Speaker 8: because I didn't feel like it was necessary for me
Speaker 8: to save his life because he was stinging me underneath
Speaker 8: the penis.
Speaker 2: Hum.
Speaker 8: So I killed that man and I am a survivor.
Speaker 8: But I'm doing okay. Thank you for all the help
Speaker 8: and the people that cared about me.
Speaker 9: Jenny, shut up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is so funny. If it swells
Speaker 4: or like you're allergic or oh my god, wait a second.
Speaker 2: So bad.
Speaker 5: Seriously, we need to call him and check in on them.
Speaker 4: Wait can we call him and do a little check out?
Speaker 5: Okay, what if it's swelling.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, could you imagine if your penis swells?
Speaker 2: Lyddy, I'm going to send you his phone number real quick.
Speaker 2: I'd like to know. Has anybody ever had this happen
Speaker 2: to them?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: If you have had this happen to you where you
Speaker 3: got stung on your private parts, that's pretty honest.
Speaker 2: I mean I will say this to you.
Speaker 3: If you go, if you get brought into Courtwell Health
Speaker 3: or henry Ford, Henry Ford or University of Michigan, whatever
Speaker 3: it is, and you go into the emergency room, the
Speaker 3: guy having a heart attack should not be treated with
Speaker 3: more urgency than the guy that God has pen stung.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and yeah, I got herd issues. Hold on.
Speaker 3: Beyonce's dad, Alice on the phone with us right now.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 6: Al?
Speaker 9: Good morning, more Joe. How you doing, buddy.
Speaker 2: I'm fantastic. How you doing. It's great seeing you on Friday?
Speaker 2: Alb Now Sam here, what's going on? What you're calling for?
Speaker 10: Just to see how you guys doing this morning.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going.
Speaker 3: I thought you were calling up because you got stung
Speaker 3: by a bee on a private Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you that story real quick.
Speaker 10: I'm making it very short. O.
Speaker 3: Okay, when we when we moved, Al, don't say very
Speaker 3: short when you're talking about your penis, okay.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, no, no, no, I won't say that.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 9: Us moved in town the new house.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 10: It was all a bunch of woods and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I was weed.
Speaker 10: Whacking and edging to the grass. And I had a
Speaker 10: bee hive and that be hives. That was a bunch
Speaker 10: of bees uh over.
Speaker 7: My private one.
Speaker 4: And I was doing I swear to god, I was
Speaker 4: in it on the neighborhood with nothing on.
Speaker 2: Just oh my god, Beyonca. Did you know this about
Speaker 2: your dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I watched it the whole time.
Speaker 4: While I was in the bagel. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: what's that doing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm glad you're okay. I'm glad that.
Speaker 4: I'm okay, all right, flying okay, I'm so happy. That's
Speaker 4: the ending.
Speaker 2: Hold on. JD's on the phone with us right now. Uh,
Speaker 2: what's going on? How are you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, JD? Are you there? Are you still alive?
Speaker 3: On here?
Speaker 8: What's going on?
Speaker 10: I'm a survivor.
Speaker 3: By the way, I did ask for permission before I
Speaker 3: did this, so I just want you you know that, right,
Speaker 3: unless somebody gave me wrong info.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 10: I wonder why you didn't go through me for that permission,
Speaker 10: But that's okay.
Speaker 3: I was going to, but I figured that that it
Speaker 3: would be easier from from Aaron to gull you up.
Speaker 2: It's all good man, Are you okay? First off, Shannon
Speaker 2: had a question to ask about your penis. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: Did it swell after you got stung?
Speaker 10: Well, that's uh, it's interesting. It didn't swell.
Speaker 7: There was some weird coloring going on, and uh it was.
Speaker 9: It was very scary.
Speaker 10: I don't like that people are making light of it.
Speaker 4: You guys, did you have to go to the doctor?
Speaker 10: No. My funny thing is my family practice doc was
Speaker 10: actually there, and I think I think, uh, I think
Speaker 10: Mojo knows who she is and uncomfortably she asked to
Speaker 10: see it time in front of her husband. So I
Speaker 10: I chose to just uh self evaluate.
Speaker 2: That would have been awkward?
Speaker 5: Is it painful?
Speaker 7: It was like it was weird in that I was
Speaker 7: standing at the bar and I felt something and I
Speaker 7: took a quick knee. I like it took me to
Speaker 7: the ground and it kind of scared me. And then
Speaker 7: that's when I it didn't hurt. But I'm a I'm
Speaker 7: a very tough individual.
Speaker 2: He is, by the way, by the way, a champion too.
Speaker 3: Golfers from the weekend, I understand, Is that right, JD?
Speaker 10: Yeah, the boys are starting to get a little rambunctious
Speaker 10: over there with the amount of winning I've been doing late.
Speaker 2: That is that? What an amazing golfer. He golfed with
Speaker 2: an injury. You know what? This is like the Michael
Speaker 2: Jordan Flew game. This is amazing.
Speaker 3: Hold on real quick, Greg wants to comment, Greg, what
Speaker 3: did you what stung you on your penis?
Speaker 6: Uh ants, good morning, Yeah, red ants. I was like
Speaker 6: I was younger in my teens having some.
Speaker 1: Fun with a lady, and uh.
Speaker 11: I didn't realize we were on top of an ant mound.
Speaker 11: So no, it burned, yeah, burned on my on my enterpise,
Speaker 11: on my uh what do you call it, the sack,
Speaker 11: and it made its way up.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Just about the situation of why this happened. You were
Speaker 4: just bear butt on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: No, I was bare.
Speaker 11: Butt laying down on the ground with a lady.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, laying on an.
Speaker 6: Ant hill, and and the intimacy went out the window
Speaker 6: really quick.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Greg, say I to my buddy j D,
Speaker 3: who also has a penis injury, Say.
Speaker 5: Hello, I hi j D.
Speaker 1: I'm a survivor too, Greg, Greg, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: cute little story you have about a couple of little
Speaker 1: ants off beat a giant beam experience on top of
Speaker 1: a weird ant hill happened.
Speaker 5: But uh, hold on.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, hold on, saying, Zach, Zach, what stung you
Speaker 3: on your private Zach.
Speaker 9: I got hit by a jellyfish. No wraps around and
Speaker 9: held on for dear life. And I tell you what that.
Speaker 3: JD and Greg. I think that Zach could have you
Speaker 3: guys beat. I don't know what are you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I had a well down my leg, well all around
Speaker 9: my you know, my parts. Oh it was bad and
Speaker 9: I screamed like a girl. It was a college party
Speaker 9: going skinny, difference gone wrong.
Speaker 3: A jelly hold on JD, Greg and Zach. I need
Speaker 3: to add Tyrone to this call. What's going on? Tyrone?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yo, Hey God doing.
Speaker 6: My backyard, going some cleaning up, the yellow jacket, nest
Speaker 6: and all them things.
Speaker 11: With all of me all I knew that they stung
Speaker 11: my woo woos and my woo woo, my glide, all
Speaker 11: my clothes was off.
Speaker 1: By the time the record, I didn't have no clothes
Speaker 1: on because I didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 11: And they were it was like two of them stuck to.
Speaker 9: Me, and I was like, yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: We need a support roup for men who have been.
Speaker 9: Yeah, y'all do, because y'all laughing that not hurt man,
Speaker 9: not hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But quick question for you, Tyrone.
Speaker 3: Did you go out and win a golf tournament that
Speaker 3: that next day?
Speaker 9: Oh? Hell no?
Speaker 2: All right, knows what the deal is?
Speaker 3: You guys take care of your privates, please, Okay, thank you.
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Speaker 2: You won't find any of that here. That last conversation
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Speaker 2: hold on, Terry, what's up?
Speaker 9: Terry?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: So, when I went to basic training a number of
Speaker 1: years ago, one of the kids in my basic training
Speaker 1: class got bit on his nut brown recluse.
Speaker 4: So I really did that bruises and blows up.
Speaker 5: To go to the doctor.
Speaker 1: He had to stay after when we all left for
Speaker 1: our follow on schools, he had to stay and get
Speaker 1: his nut removed.
Speaker 2: He lost his nut. My god, oh my god.
Speaker 4: I had water in my mouth when he said that.
Speaker 4: I wasn't expected.
Speaker 3: Are you? Oh my god? You amputated? And not off
Speaker 3: of that one? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: All right, Joe in the Morning, Second Date update. It's
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