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Speaker 1: This is Rover's Morning Glory.

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Speaker 2: Rover, I'm the smart one.

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Speaker 3: I am never having sex again, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: This guy's gonna hut me down, Man Jeffrey every day.

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Speaker 2: Streaming on Roverradio dot Com Rovers.

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Speaker 1: Morning Glory Stars.

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Speaker 4: Now, Good morning. What's happening.

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Speaker 2: It is Tuesday, March seventeenth, twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, It's Rovery's Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Dooge is here.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, sir.

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Speaker 1: Charlie is here. Slauancha bless you knits her is here.

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Speaker 1: Top of the morning to you.

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Speaker 2: Crystal is here. Good morning. And someone is missing. I

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Speaker 2: don't know where.

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Speaker 3: He's probably taking the bus down.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 3: He's probably taking the bus down.

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Speaker 1: Oh, taking the bus.

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Speaker 5: Because he's gonna go out for Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 1: Do you not know what day?

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Speaker 2: It is the biggest? You know what your dad is.

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Speaker 2: But I'm surprised that he. I didn't know that he

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Speaker 2: was going to take the bus.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh yeah, he's trying to get loaded today.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for an hour and then watch yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, he's trying it all day.

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Speaker 2: Saunter In at some point you were with us at

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Speaker 2: least eight sixty six. Your Rover is the number eight

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Speaker 2: six six nine sixty seven six eight three seven. Oh

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Speaker 2: there he Oh, here come nice and the og flights. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: here he is in a flight suit. Good morning, mister

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Allen Laurac. You yo see he gave in. Eventually

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Speaker 2: he didn't say it's Laroke for the rest. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: for the record, is l I want to say that Rover,

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Speaker 2: you're wearing your flight suit today?

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Speaker 1: Is this the original flight suit? The original flight suit

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Speaker 1: from my injuring days?

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I tried out for Saint Patrick's dad.

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Speaker 2: Break this out any particular reason.

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Speaker 1: Sat Patty's Day's grease doing green thing I have?

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Speaker 2: I see, so it's green and that's that makes sense

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Speaker 2: to me. All right, So your big plan today is

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Speaker 2: to what motor boats some ladies or what actually have to.

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Speaker 6: Be part of the broadcast today at midday.

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Speaker 1: M hmm. What does that have to do with anyway?

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Speaker 3: Has nothing to do with anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it happens, it happens. It's just you know,

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Speaker 2: I just let it be get the word out there

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Speaker 2: now you'll be there ready to motor boat.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: That's that's kind of that the whole motivoating thing has

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Speaker 6: been kind of past ay for like, hey.

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Speaker 2: You're anti, you're on your anti motor boating. You want

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Speaker 2: to get that out there. We're just trying to clear

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Speaker 2: it up. No, we're not trying to clear it, No

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Speaker 2: we are. I'm just saying that.

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Speaker 6: I haven't motivated a girl probably since before the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Was something else.

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Speaker 2: I kind of remember, like a year ago today there

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Speaker 2: was a motor boat.

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Speaker 1: Well, I can't remember every girl I ever motivate. The

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Speaker 1: unforgettables so many you can't keep track.

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Speaker 2: Of all that.

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Speaker 1: Because there's one that like, I think she remembers that,

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Speaker 1: oh very much. So yeah, who was that? Who was

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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's day twenty twenty five in the studio? Oh

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Speaker 1: I was Crystal. Yeah, so what I was talking about.

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Speaker 2: To forget.

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Speaker 6: Very upset about it, and I can't blame it. That's

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Speaker 6: his job to motor boat them puppies.

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Speaker 2: So okay, all right, Well, so Jeffrey probably is not

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Speaker 2: going to be in the motor boating market today. It's

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Speaker 2: past a stf you. I will be available for motor boats.

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Speaker 2: I will be with Jeffrey saying right next to him.

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Speaker 2: So if you're trying to get motor boated, and so

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey doesn't want to do it anymore.

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Speaker 1: I guess that was this.

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to do it. I'm just saying, I'm

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Speaker 6: just I just got me. I just I'm just saying.

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Speaker 6: It's because I haven't done it. I've I've only been

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Speaker 1: I've done it. It's been a rare. It's been rare.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Like that you are picking up his slack. You know

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Speaker 2: you did it with the license plate. Then you've jumped

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Speaker 2: plate for money. I'm just gonna be my part motor boating.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking perhaps you could do some skid Mark cinema

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Speaker 2: movie reviews, maybe even some and you start watching w

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Speaker 2: WE on Netflix. Okay, so really, I'm gonna try to

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Speaker 2: my pants by the end of the show. Wait uh,

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Speaker 2: that was a time?

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Speaker 1: That was the time?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Do you still have that same patch on the shoulder?

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Speaker 3: Is that the it's Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: It's a picture passed out in a party bus that looks.

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Speaker 3: Like six years ago, seven years ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is a long time. Twenty sixteen. Is he

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Speaker 1: faking me pass down because he has a smile on

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well he I think the same day he was

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Speaker 7: making out with Oh, that was just he started coming

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Speaker 7: up with the reason why he was making out with chicks.

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Speaker 2: You have to start acting really, you have to start

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Speaker 2: acting really really drunk to show I don't even know

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Speaker 2: what I was doing, scramming.

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Speaker 6: People can have a good times, have a good time, yeah,

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Speaker 6: all right, but to be a great time, That's all

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Speaker 6: I got to say about it.

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Speaker 2: I think he's got about fourteen of those phrases in

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Speaker 2: this morning already for the guy who counts all of these,

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Speaker 2: I'll get to.

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Speaker 1: Your email here, Jay, right, Holy yeh. We came across

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Speaker 1: a picture.

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Speaker 2: Of Dougie as we are listening to the show, and

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Speaker 2: my wife and I couldn't stop laughing over this. It

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Speaker 2: looks like Dougie shaves her hairline on her forehead.

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Speaker 1: What is the deal with this?

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Speaker 8: Doesn't everybody he has sent this? He sent this picture

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Speaker 8: in that that's funny, you call me the more on.

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Speaker 8: So this is a this photo is.

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Speaker 2: It's a picture of Dougie and it was some app

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Speaker 2: called face tune was used to modify her appearance.

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Speaker 1: For better or for worse.

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Speaker 2: We're still debating, but I believe it made it looks

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what else it did.

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Speaker 2: Maybe smoothed out her skin up there, which makes it

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Speaker 3: No, I did shave my forehead.

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Speaker 9: The rest of that is all dougie though, So that

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Speaker 9: looks like a little forehead. The whole elongates it, I

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Speaker 9: don't think so. I mean, yeah, it was an app

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Speaker 2: I don't know us if you were to get in

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Speaker 2: that same pose, and I don't maybe but face tune,

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Speaker 2: I don't think elongates your forehead. There's no forehead filter

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Speaker 2: in face tune, is there? So Anyways, I'm glad you

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Speaker 2: and your wife got a good laugh in it. Duc's expense.

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Speaker 1: I might have the original. Okay, stand by, here's somebody.

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Speaker 1: Oh you have it. Oh, no forehead extension.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's a forehead extension.

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Speaker 5: Man, all right, find something.

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Speaker 3: Else to put up.

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Speaker 2: Looks like another one of those ohio bigfoot sightings there.

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Speaker 2: Here's somebody who says, I disagree with the rotator cuff surgery. Guy,

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Speaker 2: I had rotator cuff repaid, maybe repaired bicep repair, and

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Speaker 2: they scraped build up four months ago. I can't use

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Speaker 2: it one hundred percent yet, but I can ninety percent.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even feel the nerve block. I only took

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Speaker 2: pain meds at night. You just sleep in a recliner.

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Speaker 2: Get it done and get it over with. You're sleeping

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Speaker 2: in a recliner sounds miserable, Like if you can't lay

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Speaker 2: be on your shoulder.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't that's old people.

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Speaker 5: When you start sleeping in the recliner, that's when you're like, okay, right,

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Speaker 5: don't you think so?

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Speaker 3: My grandma slept, nor my mom like people that just don't.

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Speaker 1: Go to the burning ash three inches of my grand

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Speaker 1: Here is.

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Speaker 2: An email from Brian who sends us a screen grab

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Speaker 2: from TMZ. It says WWE News Jake Roberts is coming

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Speaker 2: up on fourteen years sober.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this isn't TMC.

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Speaker 2: It's a site that looks like CMC from Wrestling News something. Rover,

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Speaker 2: please make sure Jake the Snake Roberts doesn't come back

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Speaker 2: on the show or make Dougie stay home that day,

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Speaker 2: she will ruin his sobriety.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Jake the Snake.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Dougie, was it fourteen years ago that Jake?

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Speaker 6: I wonder if that's you guys had Jacon Steak guy,

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Speaker 6: because Deeter told me the story. It just was predaced

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Speaker 6: where I think he was just getting sober. You guys

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Speaker 2: He was supposedly sober, and then he had a wrestling

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Speaker 3: I didn't did I know that he was sober?

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Speaker 3: In studio like I was running around. Maybe he didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Do you get beer for guests all the time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bring vodka in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what was going on, but

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Speaker 2: she inexplicably brought in a beer and the guy he

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Speaker 2: couldn't you know.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I don't think he drank it. No, I

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Speaker 2: I think he then went off. He's whatever happened that

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Speaker 2: when somebody said he was like in a Duffel bag

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Speaker 2: with tons of little vodka bottles, just going just going nuts.

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Speaker 1: Real, he went all over.

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Speaker 2: And was drink and he had a wrestling event that night,

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Speaker 2: I believe I don't know if he up peeing his

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Speaker 2: of kicked him out of the venue, and I didn't

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Speaker 2: Monday morning that he was he, that was him, and

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Speaker 2: he's going wild, trying to I think, beat people up

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Speaker 2: and everything. So that's when that happened, yep, because he

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Speaker 2: claims he was drugged. He told TM he was drugged.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: On a radio.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he did drink it in the studio he did.

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Speaker 2: So let's see what is what's the math here? So

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Speaker 2: If that was in what year?

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Speaker 1: Did you say? That was two thousand and eight? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So how many years ago was that?

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Speaker 6: I would say seven thirteen years Yeah, about seventeen years ago?

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Speaker 6: So that was two thousand and eight, eight nineteen years ago?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't my fault.

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Speaker 7: Now he placed somebody at the at the place because

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Speaker 1: Is it Lindsay Lohan?

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Speaker 1: No, the girlfriend? Yep? Tara Reid?

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Speaker 2: of course, yes, let's see. Jake writes, good morning, We're

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Speaker 2: over the Pittsurg. Pittsburgh Penguins are trying to break a

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Speaker 2: You're trying to sell as many hot dogs as you can.

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Speaker 2: You love dollar hot dogs? I do. Yeah, stock up

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Speaker 2: Andrews says, I found this plate was available. You might

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Speaker 1: Charlie. I attached an image. All right, let me see

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Speaker 1: what is I mean? Missing a letter?

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Speaker 5: All right, Oh, that would piss Jeffrey off gates.

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Speaker 1: Oh stretching gates.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you can't, that's too mean.

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Speaker 12: Oh you saw it.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's encroaching on your gates.

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Speaker 1: What I try to understand what this guy means?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure he try to do great? I mean

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Speaker 3: Does not like it's gates.

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Speaker 2: Not sure anyways, it's available, Okay, we have I don't

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Speaker 2: know what kind of punishment that would be if you

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Speaker 1: No one would be able to figure that out. Tim Rights.

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Speaker 2: I get it's entertaining for you guys to put conspiracy

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Speaker 2: explain why Epstein liked three hundred year old trees?

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Speaker 1: Can you? I what I have not what? What is this?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what this screen grab is.

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Speaker 3: It's the Roxanne.

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Speaker 2: You see this, okay, and then it's just something about

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh so this is a post from Roxanne.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the preserve contains several very old oak and tulip trees,

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Speaker 2: some estimated to be three hundred years old. That means

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Speaker 5: She's crazy that she posts all kinds of weird things

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Speaker 1: I think she brought up trees last time she was

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Speaker 2: She's crazy. Anybody listening, Oh she's crazy. Okay, I can't

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Speaker 2: imagine what she's posting every day. Yeah, no, there's somebody

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Speaker 2: who writes. So let me get this straight. Jeffrey's first

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Speaker 2: I don't forget, he said. He made his appointment last

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Speaker 2: That last year he scheduled his tax appointment for this

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Speaker 1: He's lying about all of it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah whatever, dude, Because I file electronically, they don't out

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Speaker 6: use the sneelmill.

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Speaker 1: I follow it electronically.

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Speaker 6: It was electronically sent off to the IRS, and like

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Speaker 1: This is what he told me. So that person thinks

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Speaker 1: I'm lying, go after yourself.

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Speaker 6: All right, space, get that email with it a day

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Speaker 3: Well here should be like ten bucks, then yes, here's

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Speaker 6: Mind mine's in between like something like Rover would have

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Speaker 1: Because I have I get Social Security for my wife

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Speaker 6: Okay, I also get I have to file a ten

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Speaker 6: Media is you know, like you know, the the RMG

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Speaker 1: That's that's count on my as my as income.

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Speaker 3: That's normal.

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Speaker 1: Like, no, not to an H R Block. That's not me.

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Speaker 6: They got to remember my My taxes an't as complicated

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that would have to do with anything,

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Speaker 2: I take my mom to H and R Block every

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Speaker 2: There's no way they're charging Jeffrey five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would double check that, like fire might be because.

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Speaker 2: He has other things, like you know, maybe they charge you,

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Speaker 1: Also seems like that would be really easy. Well, it's easy.

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Speaker 1: It's a computer.

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Speaker 2: They just sat in a computer program and they know

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Speaker 2: how to pay for your taxes to get done. Charlie

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Speaker 2: two hundred. But I don't go there, snitch. You do

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Speaker 2: your own taxes, yeah, triple tax or whatever. Dougie, what

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Speaker 2: do you pay for your taxes to be I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Of an accountant that does everything for me, so they

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Speaker 3: Snits for your business? Are you? Did you have to

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Speaker 3: do you? Because you bought stuff for your new business,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm claiming that stuff for a look because I

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Speaker 2: Joanne's over. Let me be the first one to welcome

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Speaker 2: returns to what the rest of us deal with? And

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Speaker 2: He could go online and use TurboTax for free. They

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Speaker 2: His household gets tons of free stuff like monthly payments,

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Speaker 1: He could be like me, get a check from the

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Speaker 1: IRS for one dollar. He is. It's so good, Yet

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Speaker 1: I don't care.

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Speaker 6: I'm just saying, this is a big beautiful is this

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Speaker 7: That's all I got to say about that. He also

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Speaker 2: Says, I do my taxes every year on H and

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Speaker 1: It walks you through everything.

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Speaker 2: I also do my dad's taxes on there for free,

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Speaker 2: sure you're not paying? You're not getting any advanced loan

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Speaker 1: You're not my wife. My wife is steadfastly against that.

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Speaker 2: Are you filing your taxes jointly or we follow a

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Speaker 2: maybe they were getting charged twice.

446
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Speaker 1: But I you know, I don't know that.

447
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Speaker 6: Seriously considering going a different route with maybe I can

448
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Speaker 6: get a better deal on getting my taxes.

449
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Speaker 1: Then you won't get that card. You really like your

450
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Speaker 1: Emerald card.

451
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Speaker 3: I'm sure other people do that, don't they here? Spruce?

452
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 3: I think he changed too.

453
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Speaker 1: That's still that's both H and R block so.

454
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Speaker 3: The like if another tax company does it that, I'm

455
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 3: sure they have.

456
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,479
Speaker 2: Their own Is there another big tax company? There's their

457
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 2: own banking system.

458
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Speaker 1: Oh, I.

459
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Speaker 5: Would actually call I know he won't. I would just

460
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 5: call him and say, why is it five hundred dollars.

461
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 5: If the guy called you a couple of days ago

462
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 5: to say that it was rejected, I would just call him.

463
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 3: Just say hey, I just have a quick question.

464
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Speaker 2: Michael Riightes. I love hearing how inaccurate people are are

465
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: explaining pet insurance. I've had it for almost eleven years.

466
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 2: First first year, the puppy isn't getting much done after

467
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,719
Speaker 2: the initial shots.

468
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 1: It's about thirty dollars a month for your pet.

469
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 2: Today I paid two hundred and fifty dollars a month,

470
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Speaker 2: and if my dog is still around next year, most

471
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: likely it will be three to four hundred dollars a month.

472
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Speaker 1: It goes up like crazy as they get older.

473
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Speaker 2: Also, all are different, but my cap is ten thousand

474
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: dollars a year that the insurance company will pay out.

475
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 2: Some pay for my heads or descriptions, some don't, but

476
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: all will increase cost for that coverage. I'm listening now,

477
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 2: and of course, dumbass Jeff only using his simple catchphrases yikes,

478
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: yikes to two tiers, I would say, then he goes

479
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: on the show's Golden without Jeff Free not do blah

480
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. But so maybe you're what I

481
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: guess what he's saying, Charlie, is that the cost of

482
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 2: your pet insurance will go up. The older your dog gets,

483
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 2: the more it's going to have to get done, the

484
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: more it will increase in cost, because the more likely

485
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: it is that they're going to have to pay something out.

486
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: Sure makes sense.

487
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 2: I mean, if you know that, as long as you

488
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 2: know that, or anybody getting into it knows that, what

489
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: can you do?

490
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: That's that's not a surprise. I've got to take a

491
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: quick break. Eight sixty six.

492
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Speaker 2: Rover is our number eight sixty six, nine sixty seven

493
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: six eight three seven Leah and Pennsylvania. You Ron Rover's

494
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 2: born to Gloria morning, Leah, Hi Rover.

495
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 12: I wanted to call in. I don't normally agree with

496
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 12: things that Jeffrey says, but in this particular situation with

497
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 12: the tax and HNR block, I do have to agree

498
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 12: with him. I used H and R block for years,

499
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Speaker 12: like twenty some years, and the last couple of times

500
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Speaker 12: I did my returns. And I'm just a blue collar

501
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 12: working person, so I don't get you know, U long

502
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 12: gets returns, But the last couple of years I have

503
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 12: been getting charged like two hundred upwards to three hundred

504
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 12: dollars for my tax return, and I'm like, this is

505
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 12: absolutely ridiculous. So last year and this year I used

506
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 12: turbo taps. Now it is, it is not completely one

507
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 12: hundred percent free, but I think I ended up paying

508
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 12: maybe fifty dollars for my return, got that money that

509
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 12: I was saving back in my pocket. So yeah, there

510
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 12: definitely is something.

511
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: I know.

512
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 12: They do have a nominal charge at H and R Block.

513
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 2: No, it is quite mink even if he was getting

514
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: paid two hundred or charge two hundred and fifty dollars, Okay,

515
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: I can kind of see that you were getting and

516
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: you just said, okay, that's more than I want to pay,

517
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go somewhere else.

518
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: That's that's You're certainly free to do that.

519
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 2: And and but Jeffery is claiming he's getting charged five

520
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 2: hundred dollars by H Block, which seems it's possible.

521
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 12: It is possible, but I absolutely agree he should call

522
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 12: and find out why it's so much. And I would

523
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 12: not use them anymore.

524
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that. But and in fact, I would

525
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: not know what I mean year in fact, if they

526
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: would have charged him seven hundred and fifty dollars, he'd

527
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: still go back next year. He's a creature of habit Leah,

528
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: thank you. He wouldn't change wouldn't change a thing. Actually,

529
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 2: I take that. I think you might want to revise

530
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: that statement.

531
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Speaker 6: I have a guy had a friend of mine reach

532
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 6: out to me and says that his girl could be

533
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 6: my taxes for wait for far less than and I'm

534
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 6: going to and I'm seriously concerning that.

535
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 2: I love this, But you don't let this guy who

536
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: doesn't trust us to have his address, or he can't

537
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: bring in his prescription pill bottle because it has his

538
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: name on it so that we can remind him to

539
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: take his medication every day. Oh, by the way, he's

540
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 2: going to turn over all of his financial documents and

541
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: I and his wife, and his wife's and.

542
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: His sons over to a complete stranger. But I've been

543
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: Facebook friends with him for two weeks.

544
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, match far along that just I've we've my wife

545
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 6: and I my son. We've all hung out with him before.

546
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 6: His name is he's called the show before. His name's Heath.

547
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, he's a great guy.

548
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: Did he buy the sneakers?

549
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

550
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 6: You know, yeah, so he was Yeah, so he heard

551
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 6: the show and he said that his girl can do

552
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 6: it because extra girl is trained to do it.

553
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, Well, he's not. The math is done in turbo attack,

554
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: so I think he could be taught how to do

555
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 2: it on his own. I think it's your blockhead.

556
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 8: You want to sit with him for those two hours,

557
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 8: putting all of that in, checking all the boxes as he's.

558
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 2: As he forgets his password twenty times while doing it,

559
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: is the restarted phone his computer.

560
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: No, I've got to take a break eight six.

561
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 3: The first time.

562
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: Will be right back. Hey on the history and throw

563
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: away that box under the bed. I don't think you

564
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: understand how to brave people are.

565
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 4: They do?

566
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day?

567
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 2: Charlie loves Saint Patrick's Day, loves Ireland is Irish heritage.

568
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 3: Been there a couple of times, just one once? Will

569
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 3: you go back?

570
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: I'd love to go back. Yeah, that was great, Charlie.

571
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 2: I may have a way for you to go back

572
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: to Ireland. How this could be the perfect job for you.

573
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: Did you leave money there too?

574
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 5: No?

575
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I dug up a hole and put money

576
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: in the ground. You're gonna do it a skin pot? No, No,

577
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: there's a job that you could get. It's an eight

578
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: week position. Okay, this is with Hidden Valley Ranch. They

579
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 2: want you to be a ranch abassador. They're looking for

580
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: two groups of two, so four people total, but you

581
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 2: have to do it as a group. Two groups of

582
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: two to be ranch ambassadors and travel around Europe for

583
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: eight weeks this summer. I just will try ranch dressing

584
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 2: with local foods throughout your just spread the gospel of

585
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: ranch to make like a shepherd's pie or whatever in

586
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 2: Ireland or a banger Charlie. I have a story about

587
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: maybe I should be the ranchbassador because I was in

588
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 2: Ireland last year and I went into a pizza place.

589
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: It was late at night. Went into a pizza place

590
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: and nice New York style pizza, you know, thin grease,

591
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: eat just the way I like it. And they also

592
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: had chicken wings and stuff in there, and so I

593
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: ordered some pizza and I said, you need some parmesan,

594
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 2: some grated parmesan.

595
00:31:59,240 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 5: With that.

596
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: I said, you have some ranch. They go, no, we don't,

597
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: we don't have that. No, I go, you know what

598
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: it is?

599
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: They go, you, oh, yeah, we know what it is.

600
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: I go, and you don't have any ranch, you faked

601
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: beans or something. They'll go on baked beans with your

602
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 2: pizza or slice of tomato, or they're weird over there.

603
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: And I said, you guys should get ranch. It's delicious.

604
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: She said, nobody wants it over here. I said, no,

605
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: you just you're not.

606
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: You have time enough to know a ranch is the

607
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: most delicious condiment of all time. And so this would

608
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: be perfect for spreading the gospel of ranch dressing throughout

609
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,959
Speaker 2: Europe because they do do things well.

610
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: I think they get a lot of weird boxes too.

611
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 2: They get like at the end of the night, they'll

612
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 2: get like a slop box of just random stuff, like

613
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: French fries covered in gravy. But they're like the worst

614
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: French fries are huge, thick, just awful, and then they'll

615
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: put like a kebab on top of it. I don't

616
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: know what they're doing over there. It's not but not

617
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: good looking. No ranch, No ranch you want even if

618
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: you're I was then also, I think where was I

619
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: someplace where I had an England where I had boneless

620
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,719
Speaker 2: chicken wings at a place and they gave me whatever

621
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: dipping sauce. I mean it was buffalo. They were buffalo chicken,

622
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: and they did no ranch. They didn't have ranch for

623
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: the wings. No wats I could see. Maybe people aren't

624
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: they haven't discovered it yet. But wings need ranch. No

625
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: ranch and no blue cheese. I's the middle finger to

626
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: everybody in America.

627
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: I will never.

628
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 6: Forget one of the fiercest debates we ever had, and

629
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 6: that was the preference between blue cheese or ranch.

630
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: When it came to sea. We fall on that. Oh,

631
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: ranch all the way. Okay, Okay, yeah, you're insane if

632
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: you the only thing available.

633
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 6: When I was a kid, my parents will take me

634
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 6: to a restaurant and sometimes I get a meal that

635
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 6: comes with a salad, and then by got joys.

636
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: It was always Thousand Island.

637
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 6: But let's say, if the rest of what happened to

638
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 6: me out of it, my second my backup choice was

639
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 6: always ranch.

640
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: Okay, but ranch on wings. Yeah you got no ranch.

641
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 2: I know, I know anybody listening in Buffalo, they'll tell

642
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: me it's blue cheese. But there's secret ranch lovers out

643
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: there too. I've so they gave me.

644
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: Instead, Charlie, they gave me it was a different kind.

645
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 1: I thought it was ranch.

646
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 2: It was a white sauce, no jokes please, It was

647
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 2: a white sauce, creamy. It was creamy, creamy white. And

648
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 2: so I'm looking at this and I go, I don't

649
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: think that's ranch. I don't think it's blue cheese. Dip

650
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: my finger in. I don't know what it was. My

651
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: wife told me what she thought it was because she

652
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 2: tasted it. I don't remember what she said that it was.

653
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 2: But it was neither one of those.

654
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: It was white.

655
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 2: The substance was indeed white. How much does this job pay?

656
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: This Ranch ambassador? Just paying trip throughout Europe for eight weeks,

657
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 2: so there's no pay you just if they pay for

658
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: the trip. Yeah, it's pretty cool. As far as I know,

659
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: there's no actual salary. But maybe they probably give you

660
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: a certain amount of money to live off of. You know,

661
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: they give you all they're paying all of your expenses,

662
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 2: and then they probably give you like a stipend every

663
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: day or every week or something.

664
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 3: So here it's dream in Ranch, Live for Ranch. Then

665
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 3: we've got a job for you.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 10: I'm Chief Branch officer here at Hidden Valley. This summer,

668
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Speaker 10: in honor of America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday, we're

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Speaker 10: hiring our first ever Branch ambassadors to spread the flavor

670
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Speaker 10: of America. Branch all around the globe. Picture this summer Europe.

671
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 10: You and a suitcase filled with ranch. Sound too good

672
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 10: to be true. Well, as they say in Friends all contract,

673
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 10: you'll apply as a team and if hired, we'll send

674
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Speaker 10: you on an all expense pay trip spreading the flavor

675
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 10: of America branch abroad and capturing your content along the way.

676
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 10: Just imagine the expressions when you introduce them to ranch

677
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Speaker 10: and Prime good Pizza Nish.

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Speaker 1: Ships as cargo.

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Speaker 10: To learn more, visit our site and remember the flavor

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Speaker 10: of America's in your.

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Speaker 2: Hands, all right, So Charlie, they open up the applications

682
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Speaker 2: on March thirty. First aid to You're going to be

683
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Speaker 2: in different locations throughout Europe. You need to be proficient

684
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: in photoshop, premiere, final cut, pro cap cut, things like that,

685
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 2: they say, and you'll travel around and just post every day.

686
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: You have to post short form content to social media,

687
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 2: and then you have to do one long form YouTube episode.

688
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 2: So you have to They're wanted for how forty hours

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Speaker 2: a week?

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Speaker 1: They say?

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Speaker 2: Wait, how much how often you do the long you video? Well,

692
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Speaker 2: they only you just want. I only need to produce

693
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Speaker 2: four short form videos in one long form YouTube episode.

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Speaker 2: So five videos total. That's it, okay, But they claim

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Speaker 2: that your work week is going to be forty hours

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Speaker 2: a week.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that's possible.

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Speaker 2: But so March thirty first, they open up applications to

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Speaker 2: be a Ranchbassador, and you and Christa could travel around

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Speaker 2: Europe being Ranch Bassadors to the United States of America.

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Speaker 2: I do love Ranch it, I mean, I don't know

702
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: how any I can't eat pizza without Ranch.

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. Actually I cannot do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I try to. I try to.

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Speaker 2: Wait. I mean, I do like pizza and ranch, but

706
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: I try to get a couple bites down before I

707
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: before I crack open the ranch. I try to get

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Speaker 2: to the end, to the crust.

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Speaker 1: I've never done what I don't do. You've never tasted

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00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: pizza and ranch.

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00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 3: I think I was forced by Rover to try it.

712
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Speaker 1: But Delicious will never change it. It's a life changing experience.

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Speaker 2: And the only time you can eat pizza without Ranch

714
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Speaker 2: is if you eat Papa John's and you have that

715
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Speaker 2: whatever that weird garlic sauce kind of stuff. Is that

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00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 2: they have whatever that sauce? Yeah I can I can

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Speaker 2: use that without Ranch. But other than that, got to

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Speaker 2: be ranch with the pizza.

719
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: Would destroy you if you ate that garlic.

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Speaker 1: I haven't had that in a long time.

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00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 3: Oh that would that would seriously destroy you.

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00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 2: Now another possibility, if you're not down for applying for

723
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Speaker 2: the ranch bassater position, Charlie, I do have something a

724
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Speaker 2: little closer to home. Perhaps you could travel around the

725
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: all fifty US states to see if this research is accurate.

726
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: The states have been ranked by penis size, So you

727
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 2: go around measuring penises for research, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: They just doing that anyways.

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00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 2: But you're saying to get paid. Let me see the

730
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: person the state with the Let's see the state with

731
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Speaker 2: the longest penis? What was it? Uh? South Carolina and

732
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 2: Arizona are the second and third place. Iowa is the

733
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: number one spot for largest penis. So men in the

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Speaker 2: state of Iowa apparently have the longest members.

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Speaker 1: How long? Let me look at their seven point three

736
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Speaker 1: one inches?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Seven point three one? Where's that Iowa? He said?

739
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 2: Is that flasct seven point one three? But geez, oh,

740
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 2: this says seven point three one in the article. Did

741
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Speaker 2: they mistype it here?

742
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: One of them is run that's still yeah? Okay, yeah,

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00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 2: the church says seven point one three. Either way, still impressive, right,

745
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 2: so girthy hall, Yeah, that's great, good for them.

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Speaker 1: It's length.

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Speaker 2: This is length, not girth, Charlie. I just assumed that

748
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Speaker 2: with a pencil. I assume you're you're getting some thickness

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Speaker 2: with that too. I dated a pencil once, a pencil.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, long but skinny. Yeah, that's weird. Would you can

751
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Speaker 1: I look at these states again?

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Speaker 2: Is there?

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Speaker 1: What is the Who's the shortest state?

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Speaker 7: State is not?

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Speaker 3: Which is New Jersey?

756
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Speaker 2: Maybe?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Nebraska?

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Speaker 2: Nebraska is Nebraska the smallest. I can't see smallest. Let

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Speaker 2: me see Ohio is six point four eight, though, that's nice,

762
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 2: Arkansas five point nine, Hawaii five point.

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Speaker 3: Six, Nebraska's five point four.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't find us smaller.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so the national average is six point three four,

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Speaker 2: and then Ohio is six point four eight, So we're

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Speaker 2: above the national average.

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Speaker 1: That's at school. That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: If Jeffery moves out, we might really jump ahead to

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Speaker 2: the top place down. Could you move somewhere else? Why not?

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00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: Does it matter where you're born or where you live?

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Speaker 1: I think I was born in Illinois.

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Speaker 2: Their average is six point three seven, so it's not

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Speaker 2: where you're born. It's where you live. Something in the water,

775
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: or why you're trying to gain that extra point one whatever.

776
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 2: Every every point counts, every point one. So Hawaii is

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00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 2: right in Hawaii?

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Speaker 1: And what did you say?

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Speaker 2: Nebraska not the stereotype, but in Hawaii. A lot of

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Speaker 2: a lot of Asians are in Hawaii because it's close

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00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 2: to Asia. Does that factor in? Do you think, well,

782
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: what was it? What was Hawaii again? Five point six seven?

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00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh that on Colorado? Look at this five

784
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 2: point five to one. I do have an explanation for that.

785
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: It's cold in Colorado, shrinkage Hawaii. There's no explanation for

786
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Speaker 2: that that I can think of.

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Speaker 1: So there you go.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, Charlie, you have a couple of job opportunities throughout

789
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Speaker 2: the summer. You can travel around Europe spreading the gospel

790
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: of ranch dressing, the most delicious condiment invented right here

791
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 2: in the United States, one of our greatest exports, ranch dressing.

792
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 2: Or you can travel around all fifty states measuring penises

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00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: toever you want to double check the research. No, we

794
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 2: get a ruler tattooed on your tongue and do some

795
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 2: measuring your tongue No, I'm gonna do the guys.

796
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: Whatever.

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00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you can go around you natros. That's not

798
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 6: that's not. I'm not interested in anything of that nature.

799
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 6: So you'd rather slip down the white sauce. No, you

800
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 6: don't want to travel around Europe with me spreading ranch.

801
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 6: It was like three months me and you.

802
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: So I'm all over there. Okay, yep, think about that.

803
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 2: It's spreading ranch and spreading cheeks at night when you

804
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: get back to the hotel room. I rather spread my

805
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: wife's cheeks, thank you very much. Okay, all right, du

806
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 2: you have these hizzy coming up in just a few minutes.

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00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: What do you have on the way.

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00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 5: I know that you like warmer temperature, Rover. Sure, you

809
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 5: live in a very warm house. You liked his hang outrees. Yes,

810
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 5: I had to turn the heat back on because it

811
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 5: was sixty two in my house today.

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00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 3: It was really cold.

813
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 5: Anyway, hotter temperatures might not be so healthy for you.

814
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 5: I'll tell you why. Rover coming up next.

815
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be right back on Rover's morning, Glorie,

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00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: hang on