WEBVTT - 6am Hour - Get Out Your Sax 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:04.480 There's an Instagram that I found. It's called VHS dates, 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:06.560 and you gotta go look at this because it's it 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.480 will definitely make you smile. It'll make it laugh and 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:13.600 make a smile. Somebody found they rented an office or something, 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:17.160 and in the basement was a box of old nineteen 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:23.920 eighties VHS tapes of people's dating profiles like Hi, I'm Bailey, 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:26.680 I'm thirty four years old, I love theater and I'm 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:30.000 looking for a man who loves cats and long walk 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.239 and that type of thing. And so they pulled these 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.120 videos out and they're like, nobody claimed them, so I 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.000 guess they're in their building. They owned the rights of 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.360 the building. So they started putting them on this website, 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:44.920 this instagram VHS dates. Now it doesn't quite translate without 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:49.360 seeing the pictures, but picture nineteen eighties people, So these 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:55.040 are forty years ago doing VHS dating profiles like this one. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.760 Do I smoke? I'm a chain smoker. 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.360 Do I believe in God? Well that's no fun. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:02.640 What are you doing down there? 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.880 I judging every move I make? 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:05.760 Absolutely not. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:06.080 No. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:12.920 Okay, sounds crazy. Yeah, if you can find her and 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.199 she goes on a little bit longer than that one, 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.560 here's another one. Randomly. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.600 What I'm looking for in a lover is someone who 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.360 can take care of my three daughters, a mom for them, 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.880 and a hot mama for me. I have not been 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:28.000 in love, much to the scrin of my first wife. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.520 I would describe myself as a success. If you're looking 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.480 for a guy who makes fifty one k a year, 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.160 If you're looking for a guy who's got a convertible, 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.800 I'm your man. If you're looking for a guy who's 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:44.399 adventurous and sexy, let's just say that next to my 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:45.520 waterbed is. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.480 A can of whit cream and some cherries. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:53.360 No, no, no, and talents include some very good impressions. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.760 Johnny Carson, what would my three wishes be? Well, I'd 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.080 like to. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:01.640 Have a dinner one time. I'd like to have Sheena Easton, 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.480 Tom Sellick, and Abraham Lincoln over for dinner. 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.160 I know how to charm the socks off people. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:11.799 I often go to restaurants and I will while people 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.120 are eating, I'll start. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:13.480 Talking to them. 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:15.720 No, I'm the kind of guys who will bring out 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:20.960 the best in a night. My ideal romantic partner is 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:26.720 you look like Sheena Easton, you wear high heels, lots 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.520 and lots of crimson lipstick as well. That's just a 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:31.120 thing I like. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.359 Just you know, he's not attractive. He's not an attractive guy, 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:36.960 but he thinks that he wants a girl that looked 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.560 like Sheena Easton, who you don't know who that is 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.160 Vonn but she was a gorgeous singer back in like 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.280 the mid eighties or so. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.359 It's so funny because these videos I watched them of 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.560 you sent them, They're so good, like the think literal eighties, 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:51.359 the brightest neon background color, the brightest colored shirt, think honestly, 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.600 not even trying to be mean, but like what Bailey 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.120 would wear on a trying to go to an outing. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:58.440 She's got the woman in the video, like the brightest 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:59.280 of eyeshadows. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.440 It's so funny. It's straight out of the eighties, not 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.519 trying to be mean or anything. No, here's another one, 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:05.440 VHS dates. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.040 Key to a good relationship with me is letting me 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.880 sleep in a bit and then when I wake up, 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.440 letting me tell you about all of my dreams. My 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.880 ideal man would honestly be the body of Hasselhoff with 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.120 the mind of Georgia O'Keeffe. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.360 My name is thrust Well, I'm an artist. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.320 Some of my work is actually in a couple galleries 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.360 in Rodondo Beach. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:25.640 I've been in love before. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.359 It was the most. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:29.000 Amazing three months of my life. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.000 We got engaged, we got. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.040 Married, we divorced. Oh what a gift to see a 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:39.840 whole relationships like wow months Wow. Okay, here's Trish. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.400 My name is Trish. 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.760 I'm good at taking care of things, taking care of 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.760 other people. Somehow, I just always know if something's lost, 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:49.120 I know where to look for it. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:50.840 To find it. It's one of my gifts. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:57.360 I'm looking for a man with compassion and integrity, nothing 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:00.320 to nothing too over the top on the first state, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:04.440 just getting to know you. I started playing the alto 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.200 saxophone when I was in fifth grade. I really wanted 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.560 to play the drums, but my arms aren't strong enough. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.880 I don't play all the time now, but I do. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:14.520 I do still like getting my saxophone out from time 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.840 to time New Year's Eve, somebody will say, hey, Trish, 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.240 get out your sacks. My idea of happiness is, let's 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:24.040 say I'm I'm seventy years old and I'm sitting out 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:27.960 on a veranda next to a cool glass of lemonade, 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.080 and my beloved is sitting right next to me and 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:31.960 we're holding hands. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.359 Okay, last one. Now, this guy looks like an axe murderer. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:40.400 Ok He's got a very long, dramatic, red stringy beard 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.560 down to his kind of belly button area. He's got 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:48.240 like he's got beady eyes. No hair on his actual head, 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.080 No hair on his actual head, but he's got a 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:54.280 lot of long, dramatic red beard. Probably thirty ish years old. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:56.440 Looks like the kind of guy if you saw him 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.680 coming towards you, you turn around, walk the other way. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:04:59.240 Sure. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:03.719 My name is London. I'm here to find my soulmate. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:10.279 At this point, I'm thinking just about anyone would be 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:14.120 just find anybody that can spend the time with me. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:20.560 Is somebody worth spending time with? I have several pastimes. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:26.560 I enjoy night life. I enjoy the club scene. I 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:33.520 love dancing. Yes, I'm big on dancing. It's a great 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:41.680 way to meet people. I have a unique culinary gift 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:48.920 in which I am capable of creating delicious meals on 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.360 the shoe string budget. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.480 So the perfect first date. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.799 Would involve a beach. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.800 Let him to a club. That club down seriously, you 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.240 would not let this guy club go on VHS dates. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:05.800 It'll kill a few minutes and you will love it. 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.720 All right, we'll be back in a second. We got 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.479 the Dirt coming up in a second. Taylor Swift is 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.760 getting some criticism and what does she say? She has 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.880 two words for people who are criticizing her new album. 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:20.760 Two words. What are those words? I'll tell you next. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.120 People are already asking when are we giving away Jonas 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.320 Brothers tickets? I think later on this morning, and. 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.040 We'll have a third row ticket. That's seven. 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.320 A third row, Yeah, maybe so close? 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:36.400 Okay, feel the sweat come off their facey. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.080 We'll get you in. It's at seven twenty this morning. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.520 Stay here or come back on Katie WB. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.800 What was making a comeback? Who's been canceled? And whatever 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.280 happened to Ashley Parker Angel? 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.360 It's Dave Dirt on kat w B. So the backlash 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.560 against Taylor is, you know, it's there. There's some people 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.800 who are, like, you know, the album, some critics like it, 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.839 some critics don't like it. Some people like the song would, 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.840 some people don't like the song would, and so base 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:04.240 Taylor is saying two words. Two people who don't like 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:10.720 her album, your helping. She says, as long as you're 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.240 talking about my album, you're getting its name out there. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.560 She's like, think about this one. If you're a first 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.600 time artist with your first album and critics are like 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.920 not liking your album, you're still getting the name out there. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:27.080 You're helping it. So I thought that was kind of interesting. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:30.160 Let's say, like no press is bad press or whatever. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.400 Yeah, kind of like that. There's a couple of people 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.920 who wrote about the song Wood. There's a TikToker that's 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:39.559 called the Swiftologist says the song Wood is not clever. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:44.360 It's not clever, it's corny. These lyrics are atrocious. And 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.640 somebody at the Guardian says, none of this is remotely 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.200 risk ay in the grand scheme of things, but there's 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:53.360 something about swift squeaky clean brand that makes it all 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.920 feel a bit dick. And somebody at s f Gate says, 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.640 Taylor Swift forever one of our safest artists, wants to provoke, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.480 using her man as the primary tool for the job. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.240 She doesn't just have it in her, but hey, she's 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.400 got Travis in her and we think we can all 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:11.760 be happy for her on that end. Oh wow, Okay, thanks, 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:13.120 I have a clip. If you want to hear a 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.640 little bit more of what she said, let's hear it. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.120 I welcome the chaos. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:20.440 The rule of show business is if it's the first 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.040 week of my album release and you are saying either 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.720 my name or my album title, you're helping. I have 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:29.800 a lot of respect for people's subjective opinions on art. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.679 I'm not the art, please. 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:36.040 It's like, everybody is allowed to feel exactly how they want, 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:39.400 and what our goal is as entertainers is to be 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.280 a mirror. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.760 A mirror of what So if you're going through a 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.880 certain time in your life, you might relate to the 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:48.440 nineteen eighty nine album. Yeah, if you're going through another 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.000 certain time in your life, you might relate to Reputation. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.200 So that's kind of what she's saying. It's a mirror 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.800 of what people are going through, right, and that might 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.679 be why people love it so much. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.240 Nicole Kidman is doing with a lot a lot of 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.760 people do when they break up with someone they love. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:07.720 She's going to social media media and showing some revenge picture. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.320 So apparently she put up some photos of herself attending 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.080 the Now Runway show in Paris, and. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.320 She's looking folken hot. She's wearing a. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.600 Chic white button up and sexy jeans, and she's supporting 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:21.000 some freshly cut bangs. She is fifty eight, but honestly, 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.960 they're saying that she looks like ten years younger. Now 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.480 I'm going to look up the photo because I haven't 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.520 seen it personally yet. But this was her first social 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.600 media post since news of her split with Keith. 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:32.480 And she looks good. The good news is she she 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.880 only has three payments left on her face, which is 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:36.920 really really good, really good news. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:40.000 I think it's funny that they're like marketing it like, oh, 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.640 she's looking like revenge hot, like here she comes. 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:43.800 And I've also heard. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:47.320 Like, ooh, she got bangs, she got divorce bangs, because 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.360 is that a thing people say, Like if a girl 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:52.200 gets bangs and she hasn't had bangs for a while, 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.720 that something's happening, or I've heard this going wrong. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.000 If they just get a haircut or change their hairstyle period, 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.319 it's like, oh, okay, something changed in their relationship, sadaus 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:01.440 because they want to do a switch up. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.640 But bangs does a cry for help, that's what they say. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.079 I did not know that. Thank you, Bailey. All right, David, 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:07.600 this is the news for you. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.000 NBC has a game show coming out based on the 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:12.280 New York Times. 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:15.720 Puzzle word All really in the works. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:16.520 It's in the works. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.079 Jimmy Fallon is an executive producer, and Savannah Guthrie from 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.720 The Today Show is going to host it. And it 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.240 doesn't really give us any more information except that there's 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.040 going to be a game show based on wordle. There's 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.800 also one in the works based on Clue. Okay, so 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.920 much else is known about that one except that players 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.680 will go through physical and mental challenges to earn clues, 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.040 and that's a Netflix one. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.240 And yeah, NBC is the Wordle one. An update from 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:44.200 the New York Times desk. I got Wordlin five today. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:47.439 It was not a good day. I have to try it. Also, 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.920 I did not get Connections, because I if I don't 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.320 get the first couple of guesses on Connections, I get 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.920 frustrated and then I just guess anything just to get 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.679 the answer. I get Strands with only one clue. So 0:10:58.800 --> 0:10:59.959 pretty happy with myself. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.720 Aritta Grande is getting ready for Wicked because he comes 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.880 out I think the week before Thanksgiving. She shared a 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.880 clip of a rehearsal from the movie last year, and 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.040 here's a little snippet of it. 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.360 Meacover, I simply have to take over. 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:23.240 I know, I know exactly. That's Cynthia Revo's also in 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.200 the video. It's just cool to see the production and 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:26.800 how much has gone into this movie. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.839 This is a five hour movie. Here's the real dirt, 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.880 brought to you by six one two, Injured Heimer and 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:36.679 Lammer's Injury law. Ai is everywhere. I saw one last night. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.880 It was so stupid. It was Elvis Presley at the 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.840 Daytona five hundred and he wins and he's like standing 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:43.800 there by the track and he's like, you know, it 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.400 was a tough race. It was like Wrestland a hurricane, 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.280 but you know I was able to pull it out. 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:49.640 Did you give the fan what they want? 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:50.040 Yeah? 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.000 Sure did, thank you very much, thank you. And it 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.880 was like and I sent it to a friend of mine, Wilson, 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:55.680 who used to work on the show, who loves Elvis, 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.000 and she's like, that's funny, but that's not his voice. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:04.319 I'm like, yeah, no. Here is AI created a WWE 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:08.640 wrestling match between Bob Ross and mister Rogers, and here 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:12.000 we go this plays Kate and mister Rodgers walk into 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.480 the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe on his arm. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.400 I never thought i'd see this on Monday night. Rock 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.480 mister Rogers. It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:26.199 with your blood. Rogers swings, what dude they call you? 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:30.440 Pulls it off system, the happy Little Painter, Just Pitt 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.959 mister Rogers. And he's the nineteen ninety. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.439 Seven well Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:38.439 Okay, it's getting crazy. Well now, the problem with AI 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.760 is people will say they'll look at something real and go, 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.600 that's not real. That's AI. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.000 That's how I thought about those VHS tape things that 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.960 you were talking about this the dates whatever, whether. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.839 They're AI AI or not, because they're so bad. We're 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.920 talking about a Instagram called VHS Dates. We talked about 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:56.679 it earlier. Go check it out. All right, that is 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:58.880 the dirt. We'll be back in a second singalong song 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.559 of the day. What do you want to sing along with? 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.840 What was yesterday's song? Does anybody we did I Know? 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.320 This week we did I Believe by Cher, which is 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.840 a great singalong song. Last week we did Leave by Jojo, 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.040 great sing along song. What do you want to sing 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.200 along with? Send me a text at kd WB one 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:16.720 and we'll play it. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:18.640 Just live in that. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.839 Loon life the Dave Bryan Shoe on kd w B. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.559 I've got a golden birthday announcement. Happy Golden Birthday, Deanaris 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.280 from Mom and Dad Love you. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:30.959 Isn't Naris a Game of Rols character? Yes? 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.959 That's I believe Khalisi is also her name. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.640 Yes, Denaris, you were named after a Game of Thrones character. 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.000 What a cool name though? That is awesome? Heavy birthday, 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:44.040 eighth birthday, the Big eight Dinaris? All right, you've got uh. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.480 It's Nicole on the phone. Nicole has been texting every morning, 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.160 almost every morning, trying to get us to play your 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.640 sing along song of the day. But before we get 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:55.360 to that, Hi Nicole, Hi, Hi, you had a big 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.680 day at work yesterday. Tell me what happened at work yesterday? 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.840 I cut my hand and got nine stitches, nine stitches. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.559 What do you do for a living? 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.319 Well, I work at a place that makes plastic and 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.400 rubber like gaskets and things. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.439 Okay, you stick your hand into some gears or something, 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:14.000 or what you do? 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:20.120 Yesterday's cutters it's like a almost like a scissor shaped handcutters. 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.720 And I reached in front of it and I pulled 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.320 my hand back and accidentally caught my hand on the blade. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.400 Yeah, so did you know it was bad right away? 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.400 Or do you think you can take me like wrap 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.440 it up and put some put a band aid on it? 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:33.880 Oh? 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:35.240 No, no, it was Goushian blood. 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.040 Well you definitely deserved it. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:44.640 Again and two hours later when the er finally opened 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.640 it to look at it, so, oh they already opened yet. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:51.240 What good is an er that has hours? It's like, wait, 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.480 it's an emergency, I know, but we're not opening. You 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.840 can't die from eight until nine am. Nicole, You've got 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.160 you things that are gonna go. Look up for you? 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:01.800 What starting right now? What song you want to hear 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.440 for your sing along song of the day. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.560 I have been requesting Amy's cheerleaders since you started the 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:08.520 sing along songs. 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:13.280 Oh, good choice and you've got it. You be careful 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.080 then at the plant. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:17.120 Okay, yep, I will thank you, Thank you to. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.360 Coole singalong song of the day on Katie w B. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:29.000 Four. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.600 You're probably a long way from retiring, but I just 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.800 want to throw this out there because it's really interesting. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.840 Financial experts believe that Americans who want to retire live 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:43.280 comfortably need to have saved at this current date in 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:47.400 twenty twenty five, about one point five million. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.160 Dollars retirement age. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.200 At retirement age, not now at your age you please, Well, 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:55.800 I'm well, you could retire until the weekend, Jenny. You 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.920 can retire right now and then and then stop on Sunday. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.880 But also where you live out your retirement determines how 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.520 far your money going to go. So they ran the numbers. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.240 They figured out how long one and a half million 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.480 dollars would last in each state and determined it woul 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:12.360 last the longest in West Virginia fifty four years if 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:16.600 you're retired at age like sixty five, Kansas fifty two, 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:21.400 Mississippi fifty one, Oklahoma lasted fifty one years, Alabama fifty years. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.160 Here are the states that are most expensive to retire. 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:29.320 In Hawaii, no surprise there, seventeen years, California twenty four years, 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.600 Massachusetts twenty three years. Everything's expensive there, and in New 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.680 York twenty nine years. In Alaska twenty nine years. With 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.080 one point five million, which sounds like an outrageous amount 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.360 of money to most people. Yeah. 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.840 Well, even the list of states that you said, like, oh, 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:45.400 these are the ones that you can live the longest 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.920 in with this much money, those are the states I 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.160 don't want to live in, so. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:54.320 Kanasas and West Virginia, Mississippi. Yeah, I've been confused by 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:55.040 this my entire life. 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.400 Does retirement age depend on the type of job you 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.000 do or the state you live in or both? 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:00.960 It depends on your own personal choice. I mean, if 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.240 you want to retire, I think standard is sixty five. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:05.680 It depends on who you ask, because some people to 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:07.920 retire when they're forty nine. Some people with my dad 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.159 worked until he was seventy eight years old. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:12.760 But I thought, like, you have to be a certain 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.800 age to be eligible like for eligible for like Social Security, 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.399 that's things like that. That's usually I think sixty two you 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:21.320 can get Social Security. But the longer you wait, if 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.160 you wait until you're like sixty eight, and don't quote 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:26.320 me on this, then you get full Social Security benefits 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.440 and you don't get Medicaid like free health care until 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.720 you're sixty five. So if you retire at sixty two, 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:33.240 you get to do your own health care. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:35.720 You know, a lot about this day. Uh yeah, we've 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.959 done a little research on this one. So I heard 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:39.400 he keeps sending you these links. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:44.280 Well, the latest one was this beautiful spot near It 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.200 was not in Tampa, because I know you don't want 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.000 to live in Tampa, but pretty close to Tampa and 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.680 in Florida, and it was just sunny year round. 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:50.760 They said, you. 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:53.440 Know you're sending me these retirement things. 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:55.280 No, no, no, no, it's like a vacation. Yeah, I 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:57.920 think it was a retirement you get time share, Dave. 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.760 Just because it's called the old people retire home doesn't 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:01.640 mean it's retirement home. 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.919 What is your plan anyway? What is the what is 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:06.000 your plan? Why do you want me out of here 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:07.000 so badly. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:08.600 Because I'm going to be taking over the show with 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:09.080 my show? 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:10.280 Oh okay, gotcha? 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:16.400 Yeah, yeah, get it. 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.040 You think it's a little presumptuous and downright rude for 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:27.640 you to be planning my demise right here in front 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:30.359 of me, to have a jingle on standby. 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:31.960 Planning your demise. I'm helping you out. 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:34.440 I feel like I'm doing favor because you don't seem 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:37.320 to have a plan, so I'm helping you with it. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.320 Sounds like you're kind of planning. This is what do 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.960 they call this? A bloodless coop? A bloodless wo Yes, you. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.040 Did hire me to be your executive producer, so I 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:46.000 always have a plan. 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.040 You know, it's only bloodless until there's blood. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:52.520 Dave, that's terrible. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.119 She's my favorite because she's so inspiring. 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:05.720 Come on, trust the people who work with Let me 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:09.520 give you another story right there. Your iPhone can now 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:14.119 screen your calls. The iOS seventeen update, which I have 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:16.520 not gotten yet. Apparently it adds a new feature that 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.560 lets you ask someone why they're calling before you pick up. 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:21.960 So it is it is. The feature is literally called 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:25.879