Speaker 1: There's an Instagram that I found. It's called VHS dates,
Speaker 1: and you gotta go look at this because it's it
Speaker 1: will definitely make you smile. It'll make it laugh and
Speaker 1: make a smile. Somebody found they rented an office or something,
Speaker 1: and in the basement was a box of old nineteen
Speaker 1: eighties VHS tapes of people's dating profiles like Hi, I'm Bailey,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty four years old, I love theater and I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a man who loves cats and long walk
Speaker 1: and that type of thing. And so they pulled these
Speaker 1: videos out and they're like, nobody claimed them, so I
Speaker 1: guess they're in their building. They owned the rights of
Speaker 1: the building. So they started putting them on this website,
Speaker 1: this instagram VHS dates. Now it doesn't quite translate without
Speaker 1: seeing the pictures, but picture nineteen eighties people, So these
Speaker 1: are forty years ago doing VHS dating profiles like this one.
Speaker 2: Do I smoke? I'm a chain smoker.
Speaker 3: Do I believe in God? Well that's no fun.
Speaker 2: What are you doing down there?
Speaker 3: I judging every move I make?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds crazy. Yeah, if you can find her and
Speaker 1: she goes on a little bit longer than that one,
Speaker 1: here's another one. Randomly.
Speaker 4: What I'm looking for in a lover is someone who
Speaker 4: can take care of my three daughters, a mom for them,
Speaker 4: and a hot mama for me. I have not been
Speaker 4: in love, much to the scrin of my first wife.
Speaker 4: I would describe myself as a success. If you're looking
Speaker 4: for a guy who makes fifty one k a year,
Speaker 4: If you're looking for a guy who's got a convertible,
Speaker 4: I'm your man. If you're looking for a guy who's
Speaker 4: adventurous and sexy, let's just say that next to my
Speaker 4: waterbed is.
Speaker 1: A can of whit cream and some cherries.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, and talents include some very good impressions.
Speaker 1: Johnny Carson, what would my three wishes be? Well, I'd
Speaker 1: like to.
Speaker 4: Have a dinner one time. I'd like to have Sheena Easton,
Speaker 4: Tom Sellick, and Abraham Lincoln over for dinner.
Speaker 1: I know how to charm the socks off people.
Speaker 4: I often go to restaurants and I will while people
Speaker 4: are eating, I'll start.
Speaker 1: Talking to them.
Speaker 4: No, I'm the kind of guys who will bring out
Speaker 4: the best in a night. My ideal romantic partner is
Speaker 4: you look like Sheena Easton, you wear high heels, lots
Speaker 4: and lots of crimson lipstick as well. That's just a
Speaker 4: thing I like.
Speaker 1: Just you know, he's not attractive. He's not an attractive guy,
Speaker 1: but he thinks that he wants a girl that looked
Speaker 1: like Sheena Easton, who you don't know who that is
Speaker 1: Vonn but she was a gorgeous singer back in like
Speaker 1: the mid eighties or so.
Speaker 5: It's so funny because these videos I watched them of
Speaker 5: you sent them, They're so good, like the think literal eighties,
Speaker 5: the brightest neon background color, the brightest colored shirt, think honestly,
Speaker 5: not even trying to be mean, but like what Bailey
Speaker 5: would wear on a trying to go to an outing.
Speaker 5: She's got the woman in the video, like the brightest
Speaker 5: of eyeshadows.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's straight out of the eighties, not
Speaker 1: trying to be mean or anything. No, here's another one,
Speaker 1: VHS dates.
Speaker 6: Key to a good relationship with me is letting me
Speaker 6: sleep in a bit and then when I wake up,
Speaker 6: letting me tell you about all of my dreams. My
Speaker 6: ideal man would honestly be the body of Hasselhoff with
Speaker 6: the mind of Georgia O'Keeffe.
Speaker 1: My name is thrust Well, I'm an artist.
Speaker 6: Some of my work is actually in a couple galleries
Speaker 6: in Rodondo Beach.
Speaker 3: I've been in love before.
Speaker 1: It was the most.
Speaker 2: Amazing three months of my life.
Speaker 3: We got engaged, we got.
Speaker 1: Married, we divorced. Oh what a gift to see a
Speaker 1: whole relationships like wow months Wow. Okay, here's Trish.
Speaker 3: My name is Trish.
Speaker 7: I'm good at taking care of things, taking care of
Speaker 7: other people. Somehow, I just always know if something's lost,
Speaker 7: I know where to look for it.
Speaker 3: To find it. It's one of my gifts.
Speaker 7: I'm looking for a man with compassion and integrity, nothing
Speaker 7: to nothing too over the top on the first state,
Speaker 7: just getting to know you. I started playing the alto
Speaker 7: saxophone when I was in fifth grade. I really wanted
Speaker 7: to play the drums, but my arms aren't strong enough.
Speaker 3: I don't play all the time now, but I do.
Speaker 7: I do still like getting my saxophone out from time
Speaker 7: to time New Year's Eve, somebody will say, hey, Trish,
Speaker 7: get out your sacks. My idea of happiness is, let's
Speaker 7: say I'm I'm seventy years old and I'm sitting out
Speaker 7: on a veranda next to a cool glass of lemonade,
Speaker 7: and my beloved is sitting right next to me and
Speaker 7: we're holding hands.
Speaker 1: Okay, last one. Now, this guy looks like an axe murderer.
Speaker 1: Ok He's got a very long, dramatic, red stringy beard
Speaker 1: down to his kind of belly button area. He's got
Speaker 1: like he's got beady eyes. No hair on his actual head,
Speaker 1: No hair on his actual head, but he's got a
Speaker 1: lot of long, dramatic red beard. Probably thirty ish years old.
Speaker 1: Looks like the kind of guy if you saw him
Speaker 1: coming towards you, you turn around, walk the other way.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 8: My name is London. I'm here to find my soulmate.
Speaker 8: At this point, I'm thinking just about anyone would be
Speaker 8: just find anybody that can spend the time with me.
Speaker 8: Is somebody worth spending time with? I have several pastimes.
Speaker 8: I enjoy night life. I enjoy the club scene. I
Speaker 8: love dancing. Yes, I'm big on dancing. It's a great
Speaker 8: way to meet people. I have a unique culinary gift
Speaker 8: in which I am capable of creating delicious meals on
Speaker 8: the shoe string budget.
Speaker 1: So the perfect first date.
Speaker 8: Would involve a beach.
Speaker 1: Let him to a club. That club down seriously, you
Speaker 1: would not let this guy club go on VHS dates.
Speaker 1: It'll kill a few minutes and you will love it.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back in a second. We got
Speaker 1: the Dirt coming up in a second. Taylor Swift is
Speaker 1: getting some criticism and what does she say? She has
Speaker 1: two words for people who are criticizing her new album.
Speaker 1: Two words. What are those words? I'll tell you next.
Speaker 1: People are already asking when are we giving away Jonas
Speaker 1: Brothers tickets? I think later on this morning, and.
Speaker 3: We'll have a third row ticket. That's seven.
Speaker 1: A third row, Yeah, maybe so close?
Speaker 5: Okay, feel the sweat come off their facey.
Speaker 1: We'll get you in. It's at seven twenty this morning.
Speaker 1: Stay here or come back on Katie WB.
Speaker 3: What was making a comeback? Who's been canceled? And whatever
Speaker 3: happened to Ashley Parker Angel?
Speaker 1: It's Dave Dirt on kat w B. So the backlash
Speaker 1: against Taylor is, you know, it's there. There's some people
Speaker 1: who are, like, you know, the album, some critics like it,
Speaker 1: some critics don't like it. Some people like the song would,
Speaker 1: some people don't like the song would, and so base
Speaker 1: Taylor is saying two words. Two people who don't like
Speaker 1: her album, your helping. She says, as long as you're
Speaker 1: talking about my album, you're getting its name out there.
Speaker 1: She's like, think about this one. If you're a first
Speaker 1: time artist with your first album and critics are like
Speaker 1: not liking your album, you're still getting the name out there.
Speaker 1: You're helping it. So I thought that was kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: Let's say, like no press is bad press or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like that. There's a couple of people
Speaker 1: who wrote about the song Wood. There's a TikToker that's
Speaker 1: called the Swiftologist says the song Wood is not clever.
Speaker 1: It's not clever, it's corny. These lyrics are atrocious. And
Speaker 1: somebody at the Guardian says, none of this is remotely
Speaker 1: risk ay in the grand scheme of things, but there's
Speaker 1: something about swift squeaky clean brand that makes it all
Speaker 1: feel a bit dick. And somebody at s f Gate says,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift forever one of our safest artists, wants to provoke,
Speaker 1: using her man as the primary tool for the job.
Speaker 1: She doesn't just have it in her, but hey, she's
Speaker 1: got Travis in her and we think we can all
Speaker 1: be happy for her on that end. Oh wow, Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: I have a clip. If you want to hear a
Speaker 1: little bit more of what she said, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: I welcome the chaos.
Speaker 9: The rule of show business is if it's the first
Speaker 9: week of my album release and you are saying either
Speaker 9: my name or my album title, you're helping. I have
Speaker 9: a lot of respect for people's subjective opinions on art.
Speaker 1: I'm not the art, please.
Speaker 9: It's like, everybody is allowed to feel exactly how they want,
Speaker 9: and what our goal is as entertainers is to be
Speaker 9: a mirror.
Speaker 1: A mirror of what So if you're going through a
Speaker 1: certain time in your life, you might relate to the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine album. Yeah, if you're going through another
Speaker 1: certain time in your life, you might relate to Reputation.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of what she's saying. It's a mirror
Speaker 1: of what people are going through, right, and that might
Speaker 1: be why people love it so much.
Speaker 10: Nicole Kidman is doing with a lot a lot of
Speaker 10: people do when they break up with someone they love.
Speaker 10: She's going to social media media and showing some revenge picture.
Speaker 10: So apparently she put up some photos of herself attending
Speaker 10: the Now Runway show in Paris, and.
Speaker 3: She's looking folken hot. She's wearing a.
Speaker 10: Chic white button up and sexy jeans, and she's supporting
Speaker 10: some freshly cut bangs. She is fifty eight, but honestly,
Speaker 10: they're saying that she looks like ten years younger. Now
Speaker 10: I'm going to look up the photo because I haven't
Speaker 10: seen it personally yet. But this was her first social
Speaker 10: media post since news of her split with Keith.
Speaker 1: And she looks good. The good news is she she
Speaker 1: only has three payments left on her face, which is
Speaker 1: really really good, really good news.
Speaker 6: I think it's funny that they're like marketing it like, oh,
Speaker 6: she's looking like revenge hot, like here she comes.
Speaker 2: And I've also heard.
Speaker 6: Like, ooh, she got bangs, she got divorce bangs, because
Speaker 6: is that a thing people say, Like if a girl
Speaker 6: gets bangs and she hasn't had bangs for a while,
Speaker 6: that something's happening, or I've heard this going wrong.
Speaker 5: If they just get a haircut or change their hairstyle period,
Speaker 5: it's like, oh, okay, something changed in their relationship, sadaus
Speaker 5: because they want to do a switch up.
Speaker 2: But bangs does a cry for help, that's what they say.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. Thank you, Bailey. All right, David,
Speaker 1: this is the news for you.
Speaker 6: NBC has a game show coming out based on the
Speaker 6: New York Times.
Speaker 2: Puzzle word All really in the works.
Speaker 1: It's in the works.
Speaker 6: Jimmy Fallon is an executive producer, and Savannah Guthrie from
Speaker 6: The Today Show is going to host it. And it
Speaker 6: doesn't really give us any more information except that there's
Speaker 6: going to be a game show based on wordle. There's
Speaker 6: also one in the works based on Clue. Okay, so
Speaker 6: much else is known about that one except that players
Speaker 6: will go through physical and mental challenges to earn clues,
Speaker 6: and that's a Netflix one.
Speaker 1: And yeah, NBC is the Wordle one. An update from
Speaker 1: the New York Times desk. I got Wordlin five today.
Speaker 1: It was not a good day. I have to try it. Also,
Speaker 1: I did not get Connections, because I if I don't
Speaker 1: get the first couple of guesses on Connections, I get
Speaker 1: frustrated and then I just guess anything just to get
Speaker 1: the answer. I get Strands with only one clue. So
Speaker 1: pretty happy with myself.
Speaker 5: Aritta Grande is getting ready for Wicked because he comes
Speaker 5: out I think the week before Thanksgiving. She shared a
Speaker 5: clip of a rehearsal from the movie last year, and
Speaker 5: here's a little snippet of it.
Speaker 1: Meacover, I simply have to take over.
Speaker 5: I know, I know exactly. That's Cynthia Revo's also in
Speaker 5: the video. It's just cool to see the production and
Speaker 5: how much has gone into this movie.
Speaker 1: This is a five hour movie. Here's the real dirt,
Speaker 1: brought to you by six one two, Injured Heimer and
Speaker 1: Lammer's Injury law. Ai is everywhere. I saw one last night.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. It was Elvis Presley at the
Speaker 1: Daytona five hundred and he wins and he's like standing
Speaker 1: there by the track and he's like, you know, it
Speaker 1: was a tough race. It was like Wrestland a hurricane,
Speaker 1: but you know I was able to pull it out.
Speaker 1: Did you give the fan what they want?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure did, thank you very much, thank you. And it
Speaker 1: was like and I sent it to a friend of mine, Wilson,
Speaker 1: who used to work on the show, who loves Elvis,
Speaker 1: and she's like, that's funny, but that's not his voice.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, no. Here is AI created a WWE
Speaker 1: wrestling match between Bob Ross and mister Rogers, and here
Speaker 1: we go this plays Kate and mister Rodgers walk into
Speaker 1: the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe on his arm.
Speaker 1: I never thought i'd see this on Monday night. Rock
Speaker 1: mister Rogers. It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas
Speaker 1: with your blood. Rogers swings, what dude they call you?
Speaker 1: Pulls it off system, the happy Little Painter, Just Pitt
Speaker 1: mister Rogers. And he's the nineteen ninety.
Speaker 5: Seven well Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's getting crazy. Well now, the problem with AI
Speaker 1: is people will say they'll look at something real and go,
Speaker 1: that's not real. That's AI.
Speaker 6: That's how I thought about those VHS tape things that
Speaker 6: you were talking about this the dates whatever, whether.
Speaker 1: They're AI AI or not, because they're so bad. We're
Speaker 1: talking about a Instagram called VHS Dates. We talked about
Speaker 1: it earlier. Go check it out. All right, that is
Speaker 1: the dirt. We'll be back in a second singalong song
Speaker 1: of the day. What do you want to sing along with?
Speaker 1: What was yesterday's song? Does anybody we did I Know?
Speaker 1: This week we did I Believe by Cher, which is
Speaker 1: a great singalong song. Last week we did Leave by Jojo,
Speaker 1: great sing along song. What do you want to sing
Speaker 1: along with? Send me a text at kd WB one
Speaker 1: and we'll play it.
Speaker 3: Just live in that.
Speaker 1: Loon life the Dave Bryan Shoe on kd w B.
Speaker 6: I've got a golden birthday announcement. Happy Golden Birthday, Deanaris
Speaker 6: from Mom and Dad Love you.
Speaker 2: Isn't Naris a Game of Rols character? Yes?
Speaker 3: That's I believe Khalisi is also her name.
Speaker 2: Yes, Denaris, you were named after a Game of Thrones character.
Speaker 1: What a cool name though? That is awesome? Heavy birthday,
Speaker 1: eighth birthday, the Big eight Dinaris? All right, you've got uh.
Speaker 1: It's Nicole on the phone. Nicole has been texting every morning,
Speaker 1: almost every morning, trying to get us to play your
Speaker 1: sing along song of the day. But before we get
Speaker 1: to that, Hi Nicole, Hi, Hi, you had a big
Speaker 1: day at work yesterday. Tell me what happened at work yesterday?
Speaker 11: I cut my hand and got nine stitches, nine stitches.
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 11: Well, I work at a place that makes plastic and
Speaker 11: rubber like gaskets and things.
Speaker 1: Okay, you stick your hand into some gears or something,
Speaker 1: or what you do?
Speaker 11: Yesterday's cutters it's like a almost like a scissor shaped handcutters.
Speaker 11: And I reached in front of it and I pulled
Speaker 11: my hand back and accidentally caught my hand on the blade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so did you know it was bad right away?
Speaker 1: Or do you think you can take me like wrap
Speaker 1: it up and put some put a band aid on it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: No, no, it was Goushian blood.
Speaker 1: Well you definitely deserved it.
Speaker 11: Again and two hours later when the er finally opened
Speaker 11: it to look at it, so, oh they already opened yet.
Speaker 1: What good is an er that has hours? It's like, wait,
Speaker 1: it's an emergency, I know, but we're not opening. You
Speaker 1: can't die from eight until nine am. Nicole, You've got
Speaker 1: you things that are gonna go. Look up for you?
Speaker 1: What starting right now? What song you want to hear
Speaker 1: for your sing along song of the day.
Speaker 11: I have been requesting Amy's cheerleaders since you started the
Speaker 11: sing along songs.
Speaker 1: Oh, good choice and you've got it. You be careful
Speaker 1: then at the plant.
Speaker 11: Okay, yep, I will thank you, Thank you to.
Speaker 1: Coole singalong song of the day on Katie w B.
Speaker 7: Four.
Speaker 1: You're probably a long way from retiring, but I just
Speaker 1: want to throw this out there because it's really interesting.
Speaker 1: Financial experts believe that Americans who want to retire live
Speaker 1: comfortably need to have saved at this current date in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, about one point five million.
Speaker 3: Dollars retirement age.
Speaker 1: At retirement age, not now at your age you please, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm well, you could retire until the weekend, Jenny. You
Speaker 1: can retire right now and then and then stop on Sunday.
Speaker 1: But also where you live out your retirement determines how
Speaker 1: far your money going to go. So they ran the numbers.
Speaker 1: They figured out how long one and a half million
Speaker 1: dollars would last in each state and determined it woul
Speaker 1: last the longest in West Virginia fifty four years if
Speaker 1: you're retired at age like sixty five, Kansas fifty two,
Speaker 1: Mississippi fifty one, Oklahoma lasted fifty one years, Alabama fifty years.
Speaker 1: Here are the states that are most expensive to retire.
Speaker 1: In Hawaii, no surprise there, seventeen years, California twenty four years,
Speaker 1: Massachusetts twenty three years. Everything's expensive there, and in New
Speaker 1: York twenty nine years. In Alaska twenty nine years. With
Speaker 1: one point five million, which sounds like an outrageous amount
Speaker 1: of money to most people. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, even the list of states that you said, like, oh,
Speaker 6: these are the ones that you can live the longest
Speaker 6: in with this much money, those are the states I
Speaker 6: don't want to live in, so.
Speaker 1: Kanasas and West Virginia, Mississippi. Yeah, I've been confused by
Speaker 1: this my entire life.
Speaker 5: Does retirement age depend on the type of job you
Speaker 5: do or the state you live in or both?
Speaker 1: It depends on your own personal choice. I mean, if
Speaker 1: you want to retire, I think standard is sixty five.
Speaker 1: It depends on who you ask, because some people to
Speaker 1: retire when they're forty nine. Some people with my dad
Speaker 1: worked until he was seventy eight years old.
Speaker 12: But I thought, like, you have to be a certain
Speaker 12: age to be eligible like for eligible for like Social Security,
Speaker 12: that's things like that. That's usually I think sixty two you
Speaker 12: can get Social Security. But the longer you wait, if
Speaker 12: you wait until you're like sixty eight, and don't quote
Speaker 12: me on this, then you get full Social Security benefits
Speaker 12: and you don't get Medicaid like free health care until
Speaker 12: you're sixty five. So if you retire at sixty two,
Speaker 12: you get to do your own health care.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot about this day. Uh yeah, we've
Speaker 1: done a little research on this one. So I heard
Speaker 1: he keeps sending you these links.
Speaker 10: Well, the latest one was this beautiful spot near It
Speaker 10: was not in Tampa, because I know you don't want
Speaker 10: to live in Tampa, but pretty close to Tampa and
Speaker 10: in Florida, and it was just sunny year round.
Speaker 3: They said, you.
Speaker 1: Know you're sending me these retirement things.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's like a vacation. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think it was a retirement you get time share, Dave.
Speaker 10: Just because it's called the old people retire home doesn't
Speaker 10: mean it's retirement home.
Speaker 1: What is your plan anyway? What is the what is
Speaker 1: your plan? Why do you want me out of here
Speaker 1: so badly.
Speaker 3: Because I'm going to be taking over the show with
Speaker 3: my show?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, get it.
Speaker 1: You think it's a little presumptuous and downright rude for
Speaker 1: you to be planning my demise right here in front
Speaker 1: of me, to have a jingle on standby.
Speaker 3: Planning your demise. I'm helping you out.
Speaker 10: I feel like I'm doing favor because you don't seem
Speaker 10: to have a plan, so I'm helping you with it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're kind of planning. This is what do
Speaker 1: they call this? A bloodless coop? A bloodless wo Yes, you.
Speaker 10: Did hire me to be your executive producer, so I
Speaker 10: always have a plan.
Speaker 2: You know, it's only bloodless until there's blood.
Speaker 1: Dave, that's terrible.
Speaker 3: She's my favorite because she's so inspiring.
Speaker 1: Come on, trust the people who work with Let me
Speaker 1: give you another story right there. Your iPhone can now
Speaker 1: screen your calls. The iOS seventeen update, which I have
Speaker 1: not gotten yet. Apparently it adds a new feature that
Speaker 1: lets you ask someone why they're calling before you pick up.
Speaker 1: So it is it is. The feature is literally called
Speaker 1: ask reason for calling. So let's say I call Jenny.
Speaker 1: I'll say, well, an automated message, well if I'm not
Speaker 1: in your contact So if i'm if it says Dave,
Speaker 1: then it's not going to do that. But if I'm
Speaker 1: not in your contacts, your phone will answer the call
Speaker 1: with a polite automated message saying Hi, what's your name
Speaker 1: and what's the reason for calling? And then you'll be like, Hi,
Speaker 1: it's not Dave, and I'm calling for Jenny and I'm
Speaker 1: calling to borrow thirty five dollars, and it'll say please hold,
Speaker 1: and then your response is transcribed to text and displayed
Speaker 1: on the screen, telling you who it is and lets
Speaker 1: you decide whether you want to accept it, decline it,
Speaker 1: or ask for more information. Just open up your phone
Speaker 1: and search ask reason for calling. But you got to
Speaker 1: get the new iOS update. This is crazy technology.
Speaker 5: I remember when I thought the most cutting edge technology
Speaker 5: was if I called Dave, I'll hear a song playing
Speaker 5: while I'm calling.
Speaker 1: I thought that was like the most cutting edge technology.
Speaker 5: Now you can preface like, okay, give me context, that's
Speaker 5: why we're going to talk right now.
Speaker 10: The main reason they're doing that is to avoid spam calls,
Speaker 10: though I was like, the main.
Speaker 2: Reason to customize mine to say what do you want?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: And it would be like a lady, like a neighbor
Speaker 2: kind of lady, like.
Speaker 1: What you want?
Speaker 5: Or you remember technology was also so cool whenever you
Speaker 5: can start making custom voicemail responses, so you'd be like, hello, psych,
Speaker 5: it's not me, this is the voicemail leave a message.
Speaker 1: I would do that all the time. It sounds accurate.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how many of us back in two
Speaker 1: thousand and nine would fall for the hello up, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: it's Dave. I just wanted to hear able to come
Speaker 1: over with it. I'm sorry, I can't slone right now, bunked. Okay,
Speaker 1: Jona's brothers tickets coming up, and about another half an
Speaker 1: hour or so on Katie w B and we'll do
Speaker 1: what's on your radar in just a second. Is that
Speaker 1: what we're doing next?
Speaker 3: Here, We're gonna do a little fonsters the pot first.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Bailey does the schedule every day. I will
Speaker 1: tell you are making more errors on the schedule every day,
Speaker 1: and then I have to look at it and go,
Speaker 1: what happened? Are you drunks?
Speaker 2: Usually at like nine pm that I'm doing it, but.
Speaker 6: A couple of bottles of me no line by line,
Speaker 6: and I'm trying, and there's a different formatting for every box,
Speaker 6: so I.
Speaker 3: Have to add an extra line. You might have to
Speaker 3: add an extra lines depending on the timing of yeah.
Speaker 6: And then it's like I have to make the box
Speaker 6: gray and I have to make it yellow in.
Speaker 1: It so it's too hard to do it right, So
Speaker 1: just go ahead and do it wrong right.
Speaker 2: It's right here too on this other piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Maybe I mess up maybe once a quarter.
Speaker 6: You just when messes up because he's in a different.
Speaker 1: Room, so it doesn't happen. Jenny and I do not
Speaker 1: mess up.
Speaker 10: For me, definitely mess up.
Speaker 1: I do not perfect. I am pretty much perfect. So
Speaker 1: what are we doingsters the podcast now? Okay, vaunt? What
Speaker 1: is on your mind? The best cut French fry? Crinkle cut? Baby? Okay,
Speaker 1: what are the opposing cuts? I'm glad you asked, David Scroll.
Speaker 5: So we have crinkle cut, we have tater tots, we
Speaker 5: have curly fries, straight cut fries, potato wedges, steak cut.
Speaker 5: Steak cut is different than straight cut. Let me just clarify.
Speaker 5: We got the smiley fries, waffle and shoe string. Shoestring
Speaker 5: are the little like skinny ones that get cold so
Speaker 5: quickly like McDonald's fries.
Speaker 1: McDonald's fries. I think skinny there, but they're not too skinny. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Crinkle fries are the because if
Speaker 1: they're made right, I just picture getting a bag of
Speaker 1: or ida out of the freezer, sticking them in the
Speaker 1: oven for the pro appropriate amount of time, watching them
Speaker 1: glow and smell through the smell through the house, and
Speaker 1: then pull they're crispy on the outside and tender on
Speaker 1: the inside.
Speaker 5: So you just said it right there. You could make
Speaker 5: crinkle cut fries. I think tho are the best ones
Speaker 5: you can make at home. You can also get them
Speaker 5: from like I think what Raisin Canes has crinkled cut.
Speaker 1: Fries, believe so, yeah, but none of the other fries.
Speaker 1: I think slap is good at home, and you make
Speaker 1: them in the oven because they you crisp them a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, they don't really crisp them over at
Speaker 1: Canes or Culver's.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about the best fries to make at home.
Speaker 5: No, I was just I was just adding to Dave's point.
Speaker 5: But just the best fry in general, what do you
Speaker 5: think is the best cut?
Speaker 2: No, waffle fries and curly fries are the best.
Speaker 1: Cunt You're not far off. I mean seriously, they're very
Speaker 1: very close second, and the first time depends on the day.
Speaker 1: Worst fries or steak fries, which are like potato wedgie
Speaker 1: kind of things, they're just like they still got some
Speaker 1: peels on them. It's like, now I'll pass on those.
Speaker 2: Potato witches are really good at Buffalo Wild wings them.
Speaker 1: They're okay. I'm glad you like them. They're okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Jenny.
Speaker 10: I think that steak fries and crinkle cut fries taste
Speaker 10: too much like potatoes, and if I meeting fries, I
Speaker 10: don't want to taste the potato. I want to taste
Speaker 10: the salty goodness of a fry. So I am more
Speaker 10: of a waffle fry really myself.
Speaker 1: Where can you get good waffle fries other than chick
Speaker 1: file though, I mean most most red bar food restaurants
Speaker 1: like Maers. Mainers has excellent waffle fries. But the season
Speaker 1: sour cream, oh, season sour cream. Yes, so we're not
Speaker 1: giving any love to the smiley fries.
Speaker 3: I love that you added.
Speaker 1: That in there.
Speaker 3: I wanted to bring that up because I was like,
Speaker 3: only you.
Speaker 10: Would add in smiley fries to the category of fries.
Speaker 3: It's the things you.
Speaker 1: Makes at that looks like the smile, like.
Speaker 3: Flattened, yeah, but it has a smiley.
Speaker 1: Face in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The ones that kids eat, they just have no flavor
Speaker 1: the good for kids.
Speaker 3: But I do you think that they're pretty good?
Speaker 1: Really? There's some text message. Go ahead.
Speaker 6: The French fries with psoriasis are the best. I think
Speaker 6: they're talking about like beer battered fries with the one
Speaker 6: that looks like they're like the flaking. Yeah, I think
Speaker 6: those are beer battered fries, but I love that they're
Speaker 6: calling it.
Speaker 1: I can't picture those.
Speaker 6: Someone else says beer battered fries, double fry good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what those look like. Oh, they're
Speaker 5: so good. Somebody else said waffle fries in the air fry.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the best cut of French fry. And
Speaker 5: I'll run through the list. I gave real quick again,
Speaker 5: Curtly fries, straight cut, steak cut, wedges, smiley shoe string,
Speaker 5: which I like, the skinny ones, waffle fries, crinkle cut,
Speaker 5: and tatter tots. I think crinkle cuts the best cut,
Speaker 5: no question, eh eh.
Speaker 1: You know what who would admire when when you order
Speaker 1: a burger somewhere and the servers like, okay, would you
Speaker 1: like chips, salad or fries with that? And I admire
Speaker 1: the people that go for a salad because if I
Speaker 1: got an option of salad or waffle fries, a salad
Speaker 1: bye bye.
Speaker 13: Well, you gotta feel good about yourself for having the burger.
Speaker 13: It cancels itself out.
Speaker 3: I'll go with that having the salad.
Speaker 13: Yeah, the salad helps cancel out the burger, no question,
Speaker 13: all right, it is Katie WB. We're gonna do what's
Speaker 13: on your radar in a second. Every week we kind
Speaker 13: of like go around the room and say, Okay, what
Speaker 13: did you discover this week?
Speaker 1: What's kind of that you want to recommend? And you
Speaker 1: might learn something? Heck I might learn something. We'll do
Speaker 1: it next. I'm okay, hey, it's one to one point three,
Speaker 1: Katie will be. I gotta pay more attention, and Jenny
Speaker 1: and I get talking about things that I might so
Speaker 1: we get into like a really compelling conversation and it's
Speaker 1: kind of like if you're a surgeon and the patient's
Speaker 1: bleeding out, but you're talking about the Lions game, You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they came back and one in the
Speaker 1: fourth of the spurt spurt spurt. We got to pay
Speaker 1: better attention, you guys.
Speaker 3: It's a good thing we don't do surgery, Hondai.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine, Jenny, I think they're bleeding out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but did you see they got there? Safety and overtime.
Speaker 1: Let's go around the room. We love doing this one
Speaker 1: because we'd love to learn about new things that maybe
Speaker 1: you've discovered or other people in the show have discovered.
Speaker 1: I'll throw out a first one that doesn't count, then
Speaker 1: I'll give you my real one. VHS Dates is a
Speaker 1: very funny retro dating site on Instagram and it's basically
Speaker 1: old VHS tapes that somebody discovered from a dating company
Speaker 1: that was abandoned in a basement somewhere and they posted
Speaker 1: them online. So it's nineteen eight these people on VHS
Speaker 1: talking about Yeah, my name is Craig and I'm four
Speaker 1: to two years old. I really like my swinging lifestyle.
Speaker 1: I want to meet myself a foxy lady who can
Speaker 1: enjoy my camaro I'll take the tea tops off my
Speaker 1: irock z oh so things like that. So that's one.
Speaker 1: But here's my real one. This is a local company
Speaker 1: and they didn't give me anything for free, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you right now I didn't get compensated.
Speaker 1: It is Woolf Cookie Company. It's dog treats and I
Speaker 1: met them at the at the Big Dog thing we
Speaker 1: did a couple of weeks ago and was talking to
Speaker 1: the person. The woman who owns it is called Woolf
Speaker 1: woof Cookie Company. Bernie is very finicky about his treats,
Speaker 1: but he loves these, so I ordered like four more.
Speaker 1: Go to woofcookie dot com to order them because Finicky
Speaker 1: Bernie loves his wolf cookies. That's on my radar.
Speaker 10: So we always have Stephanie come in on Fridays to
Speaker 10: tell us what's kind of happening around the Twin Cities.
Speaker 10: But there's another account I love on Instagram that kind
Speaker 10: of gives you some quirky things.
Speaker 3: It's called Twin Cities.
Speaker 10: And the first time I saw about that Taylor Swift
Speaker 10: house that's life of a show Gool and it's all
Speaker 10: decorated for Halloween with a Taylor Swifts theme.
Speaker 3: I saw it because of that.
Speaker 10: There's another one I think I sent this to Bailey
Speaker 10: recently of this historic Minneapolis Street neighborhood and here yes, yes,
Speaker 10: So it just kind of shows you things that are happening,
Speaker 10: like when the Tulap house is blooming.
Speaker 3: They're like the first people to let you know Minneapolis.
Speaker 3: So axios Twin Cities.
Speaker 6: Mine is Thesis Coffee Company, which is a new coffee
Speaker 6: shop in Uptown and they do quote slow coffee, no
Speaker 6: Wi Fi, no outlets, just community comfort space with good coffee.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, so they do.
Speaker 6: It's a new slow coffee place in Uptown called Thesis
Speaker 6: Coffee Company.
Speaker 5: Mine is a page I found on TikTok and they
Speaker 5: do these it's AI generated videos reminiscent of like throwback years.
Speaker 5: So let's the one I'm gonna play for you real quick.
Speaker 5: It's two thousand and two, and they have the barrets
Speaker 5: from two thousand and two, talk about Hollywood Video all
Speaker 5: the things that you missed from that year.
Speaker 6: I remember back in two thousand and two, we had
Speaker 6: to go to Hollywood Video to get the newest movies
Speaker 6: before they were all sold out. Remember before we had
Speaker 6: bills and responsibilities.
Speaker 1: We would just sit here for hours and black and
Speaker 1: they go on. They have so many different cool Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have different years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like twenty ten that you have like the twenty
Speaker 5: ten bangs and the first iPhone and it's really cool.
Speaker 1: So the pages let's throw it back with two k's
Speaker 1: and back. Very cool. Okay once again. Mine is woof
Speaker 1: Cookie Company. Bernie loves these cookies and the website is
Speaker 1: Woofcookie dot com.
Speaker 10: Mineus a Instagram account called Axios Twin Cities.
Speaker 6: Mine is a brand new coffee shop in Uptown called
Speaker 6: Thesis Coffee Company, where they don't have Wi Fi or outlets.
Speaker 5: And mine is a throwback AI generated TikTok page called
Speaker 5: Let's Throw it Back with two k's at the end.
Speaker 1: All right, check them out on our radar this week.
Speaker 1: We'll be back in a second. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: little game of face Off twenty minutes away from Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 1: Tickets in row number one to three, Row three coming
Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes.