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Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. And if you're a

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Speaker 1: first time listener, Basically we do a lot of emails

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Speaker 1: and we call it the Minnesota Goodbye because it's based

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Speaker 1: on the fact that when you leave in Minnesota, you

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Speaker 1: takes a half an hour to say goodbye. So you know,

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Speaker 1: if like somebody's leaving your party, you will follow them

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Speaker 1: out to their car and then you'll stand by the

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Speaker 1: car for ten minutes and then they get into the car,

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Speaker 1: they roll the window down. You talk for another ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: And that is why it's called the Minnesota Goodbye, because

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Speaker 1: we should say goodbye after the show, but we just don't.

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Speaker 1: I went to a party last night. I went to

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Speaker 1: my friend Kelly. She is a cop up in Coon Rapids.

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Speaker 1: She used to be in my band when I had

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Speaker 1: that brass band, and she is hysterical.

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Speaker 2: I met her.

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Speaker 3: At the Dog made up we did up in that vicinity. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she swung by at the end, so I got to

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Speaker 3: meet her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she is one of the funniest people that I know.

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Speaker 1: Neither of us are really fat, but we call each

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Speaker 1: other fat fuck large, Marge, fat ass, fatty all the time,

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Speaker 1: and it's one of those things where like when I

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Speaker 1: call you a like a what I called you an

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Speaker 1: old pat old bitch.

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Speaker 3: You started with fat old bitch and then this week

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Speaker 3: it changed to you big fat bitch, and I was like, no,

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Speaker 3: we can't have big fat bitch.

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Speaker 2: I'll take fat old bitch.

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Speaker 1: Battle bitch. And so it's definitely like a term of endearment.

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Speaker 1: So on her birthday card, they're had a slice of

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Speaker 1: cake on the front and I said, don't eat this,

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Speaker 1: you fat bitch. It's paper, and then inside I signed it,

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Speaker 1: you know, Dave and AKA fat fuck so and it

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Speaker 1: was She's just a delight and she's very funny. And

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Speaker 1: I got to the party last night and there was

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Speaker 1: like a bunch of seven year old boys playing, well

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Speaker 1: two seven year old boys playing football in the front yard,

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Speaker 1: and so me, because I'm good with kids, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Pretty soon we're playing football with me and the seven

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Speaker 1: year olds in the front yard. And I said, okay,

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Speaker 1: here's a pattern I'm going to teach you. Run a

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Speaker 1: button hook. Do you know what a button hook is? No?

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Speaker 2: I do not.

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Speaker 1: It's a simple basic football pattern that they don't even

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Speaker 1: make a hook, and runs back toward the quarterback. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I said, okay, let's call the button hook. They're like

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Speaker 1: a butt hook, a butt hook. I said, no, it's

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Speaker 1: we played for probably, I don't know, fifteen twenty minutes

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Speaker 1: I realized I don't want to be the person at

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Speaker 1: out with other people too.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense.

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Speaker 3: You went to that party by yourself. I'm assuming I

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Speaker 3: think you didn't know like anyone going into it besides

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Speaker 3: probably Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Kelly and like one or two of her friends.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because I feel like I also was in a

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Speaker 3: situation like that last night, because I went to a

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Speaker 3: the people who started the run club. But then my

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Speaker 3: of it, so he's been like telling me to come whatever.

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Speaker 3: But as I'm rolling up, I don't see him anywhere

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Speaker 3: and I was like, God, who do I talk to?

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Speaker 3: As I like again, you know? And I didn't it

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Speaker 2: So I didn't recognize him because where are you?

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Speaker 3: So I rolled in and luckily right away shout out,

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Speaker 3: Fay if she listens to this. She came up to

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Speaker 3: became friends right away. Gotcha, And then I ended up

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Speaker 3: those nerve wrecking situations where you walk in and like,

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Speaker 3: my friend knows everyone. He goes to this run club

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Speaker 2: Me, He's gonna be entertaining everything else.

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Speaker 3: Because we like sit around and have drinks afterwards, which

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Speaker 3: I didn't drink because I don't know, I don't need

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Speaker 2: A weeknight anymore.

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Speaker 3: But but yeah, I felt like a little bit of

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Speaker 3: nerve walking up when normally I'm like, decently confident, but

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Speaker 3: when you don't know like anyone and you don't know

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Speaker 1: Like acts right, And I didn't want to, Like I

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Speaker 1: was the same way. I didn't want to cling on

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Speaker 1: Kelly the whole time because she's got other people to

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Speaker 1: thing I've noticed about parties like that is people are

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Speaker 1: very welcoming to people who don't know anybody. Is like,

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Speaker 1: even if it's like an awkward conversations like we and

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any awkward conversations. But one person who

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Speaker 1: is like, oh I met Kelly in my band, Oh

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Speaker 1: I was in band in school. Yeah, I knew Kelly

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Speaker 1: and band in school. Oh what did you play? That

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Speaker 1: you talk about dumb things like that, yeah, yeah you do.

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Speaker 3: But whatever, you just find the common interest and you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I said, people are very welcoming to

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Speaker 1: the circle, unless they're total dicks or a click or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So shout out Kelly, happy birthday, you big fat fuck.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into a rant from Juanita and see what

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Speaker 1: is in on Juanita's mind. And here we go.

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Speaker 4: Hey, y'all, So I'm watching the Monster episodes on Netflix,

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Speaker 4: the ed Genes story, and his voice is so fucking irritating.

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Speaker 4: I can literally take him and lay him on top

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Speaker 4: with my tr That's how irritating they both were to true. Well,

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Speaker 4: here's my rant for this week. So my husband has

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Speaker 4: always told me. He says he doesn't know why I

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Speaker 4: don't smoke. But he said, if I'm warm, why don't

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Speaker 4: I just turn my air on? Well, see, I don't

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Speaker 4: But he always tells me, but if something flies in

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Speaker 4: then you're gonna be all afraid. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 4: So I should have listened to him. So I'm rolling

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Speaker 4: I've got both windows down. Now I'm sitting there, and

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Speaker 4: that was, but it looked like an oversized grasshopper flew

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Speaker 4: in through the passenger window and landed under my fucking dashboard.

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Speaker 4: I immediately slapped my truck in the park and I

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Speaker 4: ran over to the media and I just stood there.

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Speaker 4: I think it was one of them ghetto bugs, because

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Speaker 4: it looked back at me like, bitch, get.

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Speaker 1: Your ass back in the truck, ghetto bug.

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Speaker 4: But this guy came and he helped me, and he

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Speaker 4: was like, what's the problem, what's the problem. He literally

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Speaker 4: He picked it up with his hand and he threw

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Speaker 4: it away. I'm like, ill, But yeah, I should not

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Speaker 4: have been riding around with my windows down because my

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Speaker 4: have listened. Well, that's been my rent for this week.

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Speaker 4: I'll see you guys at Boo Bash. Talk to you later.

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Speaker 1: I love you back. She's a circlet. We should have

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Speaker 1: her in Live sometime to be on a Minnesota Goodbye.

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Speaker 2: I think we've talked to her about it.

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Speaker 3: But like with her work schedule, I'm pretty sure she

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Speaker 3: works like overnights and so sometimes. But when Nita, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I put my yeah. I never drive with my

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Speaker 1: windows down. The other day, we were driving Carson somewhere,

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Speaker 1: And we're like, what what happened because we didn't know

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Speaker 1: we're like, is a bug? I'm like, Carson, God, damn it.

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Speaker 1: You can't react that way for a bug. And he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a bug. It was a moth. And moths are

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Speaker 3: There was like an infestation of spiders that had like

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Speaker 2: So then all of a sudden, they're crawling all.

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Speaker 2: They're just spiders.

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Speaker 1: But your mom is probably used to spiders.

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Speaker 2: She does. Yeah, bugs all that, none of that bothers.

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Speaker 1: I would not like to see a spider. I don't

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Speaker 1: on the Dave Ryan Show, who would that be? Let

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