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Speaker 4: Comedian Derek Stroop talking about exactly what we were talking about,
Speaker 4: calling your your crush list.
Speaker 5: This is pretty funny, Like, do you remember back in
Speaker 5: the day when you had a crush on somebody, you'd
Speaker 5: have to call the house and talk to a parent
Speaker 5: before you talk to your crush.
Speaker 1: I'd like to bring that back.
Speaker 5: None of this dodging, and we even in text. And
Speaker 5: you got a crush on Hannah, let's earn it, big dog.
Speaker 5: Do you remember how nervous and you would be for
Speaker 5: that phone call. I'd be in the kitchen by the phone, like,
Speaker 5: stay loose right here, Derek, stay loose. Our grandmother might answer.
Speaker 5: Be ready to pivot.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: I can still hear that phone call till this day.
Speaker 5: He'd answer the phone yellow and I'd go, is Hannah home?
Speaker 5: He'd go, yeah, buddy, she's running around here somewhere. He'd go,
Speaker 5: who am I speaking with?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 7: Go?
Speaker 5: This is Derek's true and he'd go, nice to meet you, Derek.
Speaker 1: I'm Jeff Turner.
Speaker 5: I'm Hannah's father, So why are we calling my daughter tonight?
Speaker 5: Y'all remember that these kids are not built for that
Speaker 5: direct to communication.
Speaker 1: Not these days.
Speaker 5: If that happened to one of y'all's kids, they'd hand
Speaker 5: you the phone, they go, Jeff wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, we had.
Speaker 5: To stay in the saddle, figure it out. Sit don
Speaker 5: Jeff alone. You know, I'd go, well, I was gonna
Speaker 5: ask Hannah a question about math. And this was not
Speaker 5: Jeff's first rudio. He go, Derek, You're not gonna believe this, buddy,
Speaker 5: but I'm pretty good at math myself. Nowhere to run to,
Speaker 5: nowhere to hide. The only thing that would eventually save
Speaker 5: you would be a mother in the background that would go,
Speaker 5: Jeff in the dining room, you don't know when to
Speaker 5: quin Champ.
Speaker 1: It's not funny does.
Speaker 5: And then you got to hear a grown man get
Speaker 5: in trouble, which was cold.
Speaker 1: You know, that's brilliant. Good Derek Stroup s t r
Speaker 1: O up on Netflix. That's great.
Speaker 8: You were also risking the fact that there were two
Speaker 8: phones in the house. Oh, man, and somebody was not
Speaker 8: necessarily leaving that other phone hanging up that second when
Speaker 8: somebody else picked up.
Speaker 3: How far can a phone cord stretch around the corner,
Speaker 3: far away from everybody?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, man, But it was so much I know
Speaker 4: this is such an old man thing to say, but
Speaker 4: it was just so much better.
Speaker 1: It was so much better, man, so much better. It
Speaker 1: was so much better. It was It was better to
Speaker 1: be a kid. Then.
Speaker 3: I didn't have any of these pressures. I thought I did,
Speaker 3: but I didn't have any of these pressures.
Speaker 1: Again, we hit the sweet spot. I'm telling you, I know, man.
Speaker 7: We were born in like the exact fifteen to twenty
Speaker 7: arrange that everybody wants. Yes, we have all the amenities
Speaker 7: now with the internet, cell phones and stuff, and back
Speaker 7: then we just had our bikes.
Speaker 1: It was the best.
Speaker 7: Perfectly typed four point five billion years of earth, and
Speaker 7: we were born in the right window. Well done to
Speaker 7: what it was like for suss.
Speaker 3: You're gonna call me, I'm the dad.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, sir, who's this? This is Paul Lambert? How
Speaker 1: are you hold on that quasi modo? Looking again? Not
Speaker 1: to have him call?
Speaker 3: She can't come to the phone, did you want my daughter,
Speaker 3: my son. I'm always confused.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Do you know the Saint to dairy queen?
Speaker 1: Right? Who's your dad again? Jeff Lambert the lawyer? Yeah, impossible.
Speaker 1: You do you have the nod? The Derek qu ask
Speaker 1: you a question? Yes, sir?
Speaker 4: Could you take a picture of yourself holding that phone
Speaker 4: because it must look like a tiny little baby phone
Speaker 4: up against that giant head of yours.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I can do that. The technology is here.
Speaker 2: Question.
Speaker 3: Can you call back when you get your teeth fixed
Speaker 3: in thirty years?
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I ken Sorry I bothered you with my presence.
Speaker 1: You gave me presents? No? Are you from Indiana? Do
Speaker 1: they vibrate? Sir? You got to earn fifteen You got
Speaker 1: to earn the right to talk to my daughter. Sir?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I got another question for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: won't you just quit?
Speaker 1: I've tried everything. Yeah, I've tried. Okay, is your mom there?
Speaker 1: Yes she is, got talked to her. Yeah, I'll go
Speaker 1: get her.
Speaker 7: You seem to be pretty passive, you know again you
Speaker 7: called her right?
Speaker 1: No, he called me. No, that's all right. See that
Speaker 1: was the problem.
Speaker 7: I right off the bat, I could tell Sauce was
Speaker 7: like on his heels and you were asking the questions.
Speaker 1: That's he didn't understand the premise.
Speaker 7: No, you're calling him to ask out his daughter.
Speaker 1: Saus did it right? He answered hello? Yeah?
Speaker 7: But then he just but then he was almost like
Speaker 7: waiting for more questions.
Speaker 3: Paul, you have women in your house.
Speaker 1: You have to ask, you have to ask for her.
Speaker 7: But instead you were just waiting for the dad to
Speaker 7: grill you with questions.
Speaker 1: No wonder you struck out all the time. And this
Speaker 1: is coming from me. Why were you getting calls from her? Hello? Hey?
Speaker 1: Hello again?
Speaker 3: Is this do you not know who you're calling?
Speaker 1: Start over? Start over? Kid again the ring again, start over.
Speaker 1: He doesn't get it.
Speaker 3: This is not Domino's Pizza for the last time.
Speaker 7: Math Martin Moist chew. Hello, No, Paula, you're calling him?
Speaker 7: How do you not understand how this works? Let him
Speaker 7: answer the phone?
Speaker 3: And this is comedy class.
Speaker 1: You're you're calling him.
Speaker 7: At like thirteen fourteen years old to ask out his daughter.
Speaker 7: Ask at least for his daughter to answer the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, goo, okay, Hello, Hello sir, how are you? Who's this?
Speaker 9: This is Paul Lambert is Kelly home kiss my daughter?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sir, No, she moved to Zimbabwe. Okay, smart place.
Speaker 3: She ain't never coming back here? No more? Okay, anybody
Speaker 3: else you want to talk to?
Speaker 1: Cats? You a question? Yes?
Speaker 3: How do you get that head through a shirt?
Speaker 1: Sir? How can you see me?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 10: That's a good question.
Speaker 4: Oh I listen. We've talked a lot about you. I
Speaker 4: got last year's yearbook. You're on one page all to yourself.
Speaker 7: Sir.
Speaker 1: It's very kind speaking to you. I have to go now.
Speaker 1: You don't speak English? Well do you?
Speaker 6: You don't?
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: Nice? Whoa? Yes, sir?
Speaker 3: Were you? Were you attacked by a tiger?
Speaker 1: No? Well this must be stretch marked?
Speaker 9: Are you googling mean things to say the fifteen years?
Speaker 7: Google didn't exist in nineteen ninety four?
Speaker 1: God, he just doesn't get the bit and scene. Are
Speaker 1: you googling bisks? No? He's not all right? Should we
Speaker 1: do a quick fan five? Ye, it's time for fan
Speaker 1: five on the Power Trip. That's rock you by this
Speaker 1: Saint Paul Saints.
Speaker 7: That's right, I think Saint Paul Saints. All right, Here
Speaker 7: here's something we haven't talked about, and I mentioned a
Speaker 7: week or two ago. I just I couldn't get into
Speaker 7: this story. I'm like, I don't really care, and I
Speaker 7: still really don't. But there's some interesting things in this
Speaker 7: update that I did not quite see coming. Did you
Speaker 7: guys see that the NBA has found no evidence that
Speaker 7: Clippers owner Steve Baumer funneled money to Kawhi Leonard through
Speaker 7: sponsors of the team. But here's the catch, Here's here's
Speaker 7: the gray area. Okay, right, Martie, your hands up?
Speaker 10: Is that the ESPN article that you're reading that from?
Speaker 1: Yes? Why?
Speaker 11: Because there's an article that says that ESPN article is
Speaker 11: not true.
Speaker 7: Also that somebody maybe you've paid ESPN to cast a
Speaker 7: specific light.
Speaker 10: They are possible theories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of theory.
Speaker 7: Again, this that's why this whole thing is a mess,
Speaker 7: because it's very strange. This is the ESPN dot com update, yep,
Speaker 7: And we can read it now with what you just said,
Speaker 7: knowing that this might be clouded. But even if this
Speaker 7: is the truth, look at the possible loopholes and gray
Speaker 7: areas and problems that all teams probably deal with. Here's
Speaker 7: the update, according to them, after an eleven month investigation
Speaker 7: with the NBA was trying to determine, of course, is
Speaker 7: did the Clippers say, all right, Kawhi, come to LA.
Speaker 7: We can't pay you more than the max, but we
Speaker 7: have all these sponsors from the team lined up and
Speaker 7: they're going to pay you a fortune on the side
Speaker 7: if you come here.
Speaker 1: That was the rumor, right, that was the allegation.
Speaker 7: They found no evidence that they that Steve Balmer funneled
Speaker 7: money directly through sponsors. What Steve Balmer's even admitted is
Speaker 7: that he introduced Kawhi Leonard to Aspiration, which.
Speaker 1: Is this company that's being accused of doing it.
Speaker 7: His argument is that every team introduces its players to
Speaker 7: major sponsors, that is super standard, sure, and that if
Speaker 7: they cut deals on the side, that has nothing to
Speaker 7: do with the Clippers, and it's completely out of their control.
Speaker 7: So he's saying, yeah, Aspiration has to get introduced to Kawhi.
Speaker 7: We facilitated that introduction. End of story. Everything that they
Speaker 7: did on the side has nothing to do with us.
Speaker 7: By the way, here's my favorite part of the story.
Speaker 7: Aspiration filed for bankruptcy in twenty twenty five. Balmer reportedly
Speaker 7: lost all sixty million that he invested with Aspiration, which
Speaker 7: to a multi, multi, multi billionaires of dropping the bucket,
Speaker 7: but still he lost his entire investment in Aspiration and
Speaker 7: the company co founder Joe Sandberg, pleaded guilty to wire
Speaker 7: fraud and defrauding investors of two hundred and forty eight
Speaker 7: million dollars just a couple of months ago. He was
Speaker 7: sentenced to fourteen years in federal prison. So the Clippers
Speaker 7: can say, we had nothing to do with this. This
Speaker 7: is a shady dude, a shady company. None of our business.
Speaker 7: If him, if he gave a bunch of money to Kawhi,
Speaker 7: look at his track record. He Kawhi signed a deal
Speaker 7: with a shady dude. That Ballmer's argument's going to be,
Speaker 7: we had nothing to do with this. This is a
Speaker 7: shady company. But to Marny's point, all of this just
Speaker 7: might be surfacy stuff, and maybe there's no way to
Speaker 7: know who said what to who and who said Wink wink,
Speaker 7: here's Joe. You're gonna want to talk to Joe. Wink wink.
Speaker 7: Joe's going to take care of you. Wink wink, Like,
Speaker 7: who knows. How do you prove that that did or
Speaker 7: did not happen?
Speaker 1: It's tough.
Speaker 7: How do you prove any team hasn't done that when
Speaker 7: you get a sponsorship deal after signing with a new
Speaker 7: team to circumvent the salary cab.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man.
Speaker 7: By the way, according to sources, the Raptors and Clippers
Speaker 7: are still confident that this trade is going to go
Speaker 7: through and that this investigation will find nothing.
Speaker 1: I forgot about again.
Speaker 7: This is the ESPN dot com story, but they are
Speaker 7: operating as if the trade is absolutely still.
Speaker 1: Going to happen. It's such a weird story.
Speaker 11: So that report came out from ESPN basically saying we're
Speaker 11: not really finding anything substantial, and then really shortly after that,
Speaker 11: who disputes it is the NBA. The NBA came out
Speaker 11: with a spokesperson and said that that article contained significant inaccuracy.
Speaker 1: Did it get specific on what parts were inaccurate?
Speaker 11: No, did not clarify which parts are inaccurate, but the
Speaker 11: quote was the results in this matter will be made
Speaker 11: clear once the investigation is concluded.
Speaker 10: And that's from the league.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a mess.
Speaker 11: It also says that the league the NBA declined to
Speaker 11: cooperate in the LA Clippers investigation. So I don't know
Speaker 11: if that means, like the LA Clippers independently, we're doing
Speaker 11: an investigation of this, and the league is doing an investigation.
Speaker 10: I'm not sure, but that is a big statement.
Speaker 11: If the NBA is coming out and saying this is
Speaker 11: inaccurate and it will be cleared up once everything is complete.
Speaker 8: Well we got to understand also on this situation, this
Speaker 8: is owner versus owner controversy. Right, Like on the way,
Speaker 8: you've got the Clippers who want to get away with something.
Speaker 8: On the other end, you've got all the other owners
Speaker 8: who can't get away with something. Right, So the NBA
Speaker 8: itself is divided as to how this is going. So
Speaker 8: that too shocking that ESPN is claiming, oh, the NA
Speaker 8: did this, Well, they're hearing it from some ownership, and
Speaker 8: you've got NBA saying absolutely not.
Speaker 1: They're hearing it from other ownership. Right.
Speaker 8: This is owners fighting each other over whether or not
Speaker 8: this rule is going to be enforced. The whole point
Speaker 8: of this rule is to put us all on an
Speaker 8: even playing field. And if some guys are going to
Speaker 8: go around it, well then you know, if you got
Speaker 8: four teams are interested in getting around it because they've
Speaker 8: got a trade lined up or whatever, there's twenty six
Speaker 8: teams that don't want to.
Speaker 7: The fascinating thing that we all knew before this problem
Speaker 7: and we'll continue to realize though, is how do you
Speaker 7: stop this if it is just a wink and a handshake.
Speaker 7: Because Kawhi Leonard's allowed to sign any endorsement deal with
Speaker 7: any company he wants. If that company happens to be
Speaker 7: a major sponsor or client of the Los Angeles Clippers,
Speaker 7: so be it. As long as they it's not facilitated
Speaker 7: by Steve Balmer. But if Balmer says, hey, company, sponsor,
Speaker 7: here's our basketball players. I'm thanks for sponsoring the team.
Speaker 7: I'm to introduce you. Here they are, and then that's well.
Speaker 7: It's one thing to have a make country point.
Speaker 8: It's another thing to have a major sponsor that you
Speaker 8: personally have invested fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh there is that too.
Speaker 8: That's a great point, right, I mean that's the problem.
Speaker 8: The problem isn't that, Oh we've got other sponsor. I mean,
Speaker 8: similar to way college sports used to do it back
Speaker 8: in the day before before we could just pay the athletes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've got the sponsor. They're going to take
Speaker 1: care of you. Don't worry about it, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: but this is this is not just that this is Oh.
Speaker 8: Also, I'm investing fifty million dollars into this company that
Speaker 8: does absolutely nothing, or I'll.
Speaker 11: Sign for less of a contract because I know the
Speaker 11: money is going to come from this.
Speaker 1: Company and I do nothing.
Speaker 7: And right, yeah, come on, all right headlines in a
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Speaker 1: We'll see you on August twenty seventh.
Speaker 3: Yes you will, say, yes you will.
Speaker 1: How you holding up there, Zach? All the states they're
Speaker 1: planning and such. He's not involved, is he?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't care? Oh you didn't care? Okay, right, good.
Speaker 10: Zach, Obe there would be putting on the miles.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Looking forward to setting up next week?
Speaker 1: Sounds like it. It'd be great'd be great.
Speaker 4: You guys are all I'm telling you. I know I'm
Speaker 4: old balls, but y'all are going to come around to
Speaker 4: my way of thinking.
Speaker 5: It ain't, but.
Speaker 1: It's the best. I cannot wait. Oh, look at the
Speaker 1: mouth trap. Let's go yes, Oh yeah, what show did
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 3: Kelsey was on this morning?
Speaker 1: Good Morning America Today show?
Speaker 7: I think so, I forget which one, but she was
Speaker 7: doing some big New York morning show.
Speaker 1: I was, she said, GMA, I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: guessing as well. Okay, she's everywhere.
Speaker 11: I dress dressed up today Because I heard you say
Speaker 11: Kelsey Cook on the show tomorrow, I thought she.
Speaker 10: Was going to be here.
Speaker 7: Okay, Marnie, like, look, how do we say this nicely?
Speaker 7: It ain't happening, I mean, ain't going to happen.
Speaker 3: Was for me, for me, don't give up.
Speaker 1: Don't give up. I mean the ruins it for me
Speaker 1: if you give up.
Speaker 11: Look, gals need best friends, okay, and I haven't checked
Speaker 11: with Kelsey.
Speaker 10: I know she has the best lover.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean about the way. I'm just.
Speaker 10: Checked for her and me. So that's great, we have
Speaker 10: that in common. I don't know if she has a
Speaker 10: best friend.
Speaker 11: So I'm just saying I'll leave that open on my end,
Speaker 11: and then she and I can talk when she's here.
Speaker 8: Okay, the choking chipmunks squirrel or something squirrel urban, but
Speaker 8: not as good.
Speaker 10: As she would be. Like, I'll step aside to.
Speaker 1: Choke the chipmunk. Wait till break time? Yeah, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I can also roll away, Cory, I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Do you like sour worms?
Speaker 1: Sure? Okay? Good?
Speaker 3: Can we do a taste tests?
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 4: I have a flavor of Trolley gummy worms. Okay, sour,
Speaker 4: but they are supposed to be flavored like something that
Speaker 4: should be really distinct.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring it over.
Speaker 4: Have you guys take one and try to identify what
Speaker 4: they are supposed to be flavored as.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 8: Excited?
Speaker 1: I like sugar. It's interesting.
Speaker 10: I always thought it was trolley.
Speaker 1: I don't know either, don't know it's one of the two.
Speaker 10: You never hear it said spelled on the package.
Speaker 1: I take. Okay, calm down, this isn't kindergarten.
Speaker 11: Well mine just hit the floor on the floor, so
Speaker 11: I'll take as how, I'd.
Speaker 1: Take a few more.
Speaker 10: Are they all the same color? They're all green?
Speaker 1: If you tried to corl us, okay, I mean.
Speaker 10: Not really, Solard.
Speaker 7: I have a couple of guesses. I think it could
Speaker 7: be one of two things. I think I gotta.
Speaker 3: Doybody look away from the camera. If you're looking at
Speaker 3: the camera, I'm going.
Speaker 4: To show the listeners exactly what this is, Zach, are
Speaker 4: you ready for this? I'm gonna show the camera. Don't
Speaker 4: nobody look.
Speaker 1: That's what they're supposed to taste like right there?
Speaker 3: Okay, have you guys guesses of what they're flavored?
Speaker 1: And they're all the same flavor colors, that's correct. I
Speaker 1: don't have it. I mean, here's my here's my hunch.
Speaker 7: It's my guess is it's branded right, and it definitely
Speaker 7: has a lemon lime kick. So my guess is like spritish,
Speaker 7: maybe mountain dew, but I feel like it's more sprite
Speaker 7: because it's the Lemon Lime factory. So maybe seven up. Okay,
Speaker 7: but my guess is spry though I'm gonna stick with sprite.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything saucy? Is it like a pink lemonade? Okay?
Speaker 1: That yeah, I got. It'd be weird to have a
Speaker 1: pink lemonade be a green worm though, Yeah? But I yeah,
Speaker 1: different colors red? Oh really? Yeah? Yeah? Maybe it was blue?
Speaker 3: Oh I wonder it was supposed to be the same flavor.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I still feel like it was lemon lime,
Speaker 7: even though mine was green, which definitely threw off my guess,
Speaker 7: but I still think it was lemonish.
Speaker 1: Sure, lime, I'm sure those are good when you're just
Speaker 1: hang on.
Speaker 11: The lime really kicked at the end for me, So
Speaker 11: I'm going to go something more like like a key
Speaker 11: lime pie.
Speaker 1: Okay. The first thing that came to my mind was
Speaker 1: dragon fruit.
Speaker 3: Interesting, Wow, wow is that go?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm terrible at this, but uh, it was like
Speaker 2: a green apple type thing.
Speaker 4: Now, the reason I love doing this is because I
Speaker 4: think I love when I tell you what it is
Speaker 4: and you guys go, oh, yeah, that's it, because your
Speaker 4: mind lets you realize what that taste was.
Speaker 3: I think it's all about.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 4: What is the term that they use when you give
Speaker 4: somebody an idea and then they anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You guys want to know what the taste is.
Speaker 4: It's a big time brand and you guys all say
Speaker 4: you love it, you loved it a lot in high
Speaker 4: school hanging on.
Speaker 1: Then it's brand that we liked a lot in high school,
Speaker 1: loved it?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Mountain dew? Mountain dew? I danced around it. You were
Speaker 1: very close, Corey, very close.
Speaker 3: These are Mountain Dew flavored gummy worms from Totally. Do
Speaker 3: you guys taste it now that I've said them? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring the bag back over, so chubs you
Speaker 3: can have.
Speaker 1: Mount Dew is one of the three that I named.
Speaker 7: But I also was that was my that my least
Speaker 7: likely guess because it was so overwhelmingly lime flavored, and
Speaker 7: Mountdew doesn't taste like lime, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That should be something you have more? He handed me one.
Speaker 1: Can we try more things?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you guys want to try the cinnamon toast crunch?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I'm super excited about this. Then you guys
Speaker 4: are gonna to stick your grabby hands and so we're cool.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna bring over a box. I'm gonna open
Speaker 4: the box and it's it is cinnamonta'st crunch. But it's
Speaker 4: supposed to be flavored like something in particular, okay, and
Speaker 4: it's not gross.
Speaker 3: It should be delicious. Well we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Are you ready.
Speaker 10: Yes, it's cinnamon toast crunch like the cereal.
Speaker 1: That is correct.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and it is flavored like something else. Okay mm hmmm, duh.
Speaker 1: God, what do you call it? CTR? Yeah? Ctr? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he called cinnamon toast crunch CTRT. Got can he go last? Now?
Speaker 1: His hands are in there? Oh oh man, daddy just
Speaker 1: called me daddy. I think if I was your daddy
Speaker 1: in that way, the same way Chris. I do like
Speaker 1: that Hawk is he's leaning into just making Corey taste things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he knows this is my like window of availability. Oh,
Speaker 1: this would be fun because I've never I've never had
Speaker 1: cinnamon toast.
Speaker 3: Change your life.
Speaker 1: All right, he's coming back with the milk. I do
Speaker 1: not go this way. Well, good for you, hm hm hmm. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I have kind of a bonker's guess.
Speaker 10: I have a guess. M.
Speaker 1: Barnes, go ahead, hold on, I'm gonna show the listeners.
Speaker 1: Quicknt nobody look at the camera. Okay.
Speaker 7: I have a two parter as well. I feel like
Speaker 7: I have it narrowed it down to two. This one
Speaker 7: is pretty distinct. I'm gonna be shocked if I'm super
Speaker 7: far off because this is that was pretty distinct.
Speaker 3: I've shown the listeners. I would love to hear your guests.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 10: The initials are B L. Black liquorice.
Speaker 8: Oh interesting, that is not what I got at all,
Speaker 8: Johnny Bunes. It reminds me of Coca Cola flavored bottle caps,
Speaker 8: so I'm gonna go Coke flavored.
Speaker 1: Nailed it.
Speaker 7: See, I think it's either doctor pepper or Coke. Those
Speaker 7: are the two that I'm guessing for sure. It's it's
Speaker 7: something like that. It's got that kick to it.
Speaker 3: What do you think is it?
Speaker 1: This is a dumb guess, can't wait. Is it aacon?
Speaker 1: It's got like a bacon flavor to it. Are you
Speaker 1: having a stroke? Maybe it's brilliant?
Speaker 3: What about use echo?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was thinking pop as well, and doctor Pepper came
Speaker 2: to mind, So I'm gonna go with that.
Speaker 4: I want to say this, Zacho. You said you've never
Speaker 4: had cinamon toast crunch before.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 4: You should and don't let this because I think what
Speaker 4: they've done to this has ruined it a little bit
Speaker 4: for me. There's an aftertaste.
Speaker 1: I do not like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the aftertaste does not exist with real cinnamon to crunch.
Speaker 4: The flavor, Ladies and gentlemen, is.
Speaker 1: Beer float? Okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Beer float? They tried down the road. What else you
Speaker 1: got over there. This one, of course. Not who's pitching
Speaker 1: tonight your dad? Of course?
Speaker 3: Okay, these are pop tarts.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, I do love that he managed to find
Speaker 8: all the foods that you will actually eat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, gummy worms, cinnamon toa's crunching. Pop tarts are three
Speaker 7: of the five reasons I'm still on.
Speaker 1: The Earth package. Three of the major food groups. Yeah,
Speaker 1: three of the best ones. Oh again, does the color
Speaker 1: give it away?
Speaker 7: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: What do I get the Why do you get the
Speaker 1: biggest piece? Nobody's falling for that? Mmm mm hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 10: I don't don't like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good. No, I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: No offense to pop tarts. That sucks. That's terrible. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am to show the listeners legitimately bad. Show the
Speaker 1: listeners not look. Do not look this way.
Speaker 10: If it is they are, I think I know what
Speaker 10: it is.
Speaker 1: That's gross.
Speaker 3: Okay, go give your guests please.
Speaker 1: Is it pumpkin pie.
Speaker 10: Gingerbread?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I came up with pumpkin two. I don't know.
Speaker 7: It's definitely something that is not in my palate normally,
Speaker 7: because that is that is not something I would eat.
Speaker 1: Again, that's gross.
Speaker 3: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. It does have a spice
Speaker 1: to it. Don't like it.
Speaker 11: It's the less than pumpkin pie. It's the pumpkin spice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this ain't This ain't gonna sell well, sorry, pop
Speaker 7: t Is it taco?
Speaker 1: If it is, I would have thrown it up. So
Speaker 1: you pent twos for the first time today? Are you
Speaker 1: guys ready?
Speaker 3: You freaking nailed it?
Speaker 1: Pumpkin pie tarts? They did not look.
Speaker 3: They did not look.
Speaker 1: And I love several half eaten pop tart pieces. I'm
Speaker 1: not going back. That's a one out of ten. I
Speaker 1: do have.
Speaker 4: Sunflower seeds that are flavored when you eat those. I
Speaker 4: didn't think you would. I will think you would, you will? Okay,
Speaker 4: cool everybody who wants all right, okay cool? I get
Speaker 4: last ones.
Speaker 1: I problem.
Speaker 11: We are entering the pumpkin season, and I would argue
Speaker 11: not everything needs.
Speaker 6: A pumpkin, just like everything needs to be spicy, exactly, exactly,
Speaker 6: And there is a difference between a pumpkin flavoring and
Speaker 6: a pumpkin spice flavoring.
Speaker 10: These are a national a national company flavor.
Speaker 1: Eat you just like normal sunflowers, not like barbecue or
Speaker 1: no no chance. Oh I can smell it.
Speaker 10: Nope, can't even look at them.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking me, Chris, if I wanted to
Speaker 1: try these. Oh this is awful. You guys are on
Speaker 1: the brink of throwing up.
Speaker 7: John, I love some flower seeds. I'm used to very
Speaker 7: I think I've got it. Yeah, I would have absolutely
Speaker 7: thrown up.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's what I figures. Why didn't ask you?
Speaker 1: No doubt can remember?
Speaker 3: Sure, everybody home here you GOKF dot com, slash Watch.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 3: This is what they are flavored. I think you guys
Speaker 3: are gonna nail this one.
Speaker 1: I got it. I think you mean John go first.
Speaker 8: Then if you're confident, let's go Tacos, Maria tacos.
Speaker 10: Why it's definitely tacos? Is it more specific than that?
Speaker 1: Is it like taco Is it a crunch wrap Taco
Speaker 1: Bell thing?
Speaker 3: What do you think is that co?
Speaker 1: I was thinking like Dorito's or something, but.
Speaker 4: Interesting, My gud, you guys nailed it. It's Taco Supreme
Speaker 4: from Taco Bell. That's incredible. You absolutely nailed it. Wow,
Speaker 4: saucy Man said, at first, whoever said it?
Speaker 7: Do you remember how like an hour ago we said
Speaker 7: that if they we remade big that the galathy end
Speaker 7: should be projectile vomiting all over her dashboard when she
Speaker 7: realizes she's a predatory. If I would have had Taco
Speaker 7: Supreme flavored sunflower scenes, they would have had to get
Speaker 7: three new monitors, two new sets of keyboards, and this
Speaker 7: microphone which has been a pain in the ass for
Speaker 7: about two months and now they finally fixed it.
Speaker 1: It would have been ruined. But even like would have
Speaker 1: puked all over all of it.
Speaker 9: I've known you a while, even like the it's not
Speaker 9: even the item, just the flavoring of it.
Speaker 7: The flavoring, the thought that once I would have known
Speaker 7: if it button bar ready, if that hits my tongue,
Speaker 7: I'm puking. The second because my brain would have been like,
Speaker 7: this is Taco's. If this, if somebody.
Speaker 1: Would, oh you're eating tacos and preening from tacos. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all over all of this afraid of That's why I
Speaker 1: warned you projectile vomited. It was the first thing. So
Speaker 1: you guys didn't like anything, but what was the dude? Dummy?
Speaker 7: Wars were awesome, Cinnamon toast crunch was fine. It was
Speaker 7: a step down from the actual cinem toast crunch. But
Speaker 7: the aftertaste, okay, taste was.
Speaker 11: So weird because the cinnamon toast crunch, the before taste
Speaker 11: was actual like straight on cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 10: And then it was like the very end hits you
Speaker 10: with the pumpkin, right.
Speaker 8: Agreed, agreed and absolutely the sun flows you may have
Speaker 8: it was that pumpkin, know the Yeah, the pop tart
Speaker 8: was pop tart was punking?
Speaker 10: What was the cinnamon toast crunch?
Speaker 1: Again? That was.
Speaker 10: That's right at the end I hit you. I thought
Speaker 10: it was black.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that would be better like with milk,
Speaker 1: Like if the after taste.
Speaker 3: You may have it?
Speaker 1: Should you have? And you can have the flower seats? Sure?
Speaker 1: Can I get you guys? Just some flower seat?
Speaker 8: Heck, go on, there's a reason they sell them at
Speaker 8: gas stations everywhere. They keep you awake when you're driving,
Speaker 8: you get tired and such, wait till they come out.
Speaker 8: I mean it helps you, it's actually wake. Do you
Speaker 8: swallow the shell to choose them and choose them?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Well then yeah, I'm not sure that it works because
Speaker 8: part of what part of mar awake is working the shell.
Speaker 7: Imagine imagine like a marble, right, a marble. But like
Speaker 7: with Freddy Krueger's fingers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why though, because he's weird. I forget
Speaker 1: how weird he is.
Speaker 10: There's a weird ride on the inside.
Speaker 3: He bleeds into the toilet through his buttholes.
Speaker 1: He loves it. No hands.
Speaker 7: Once a year, about once a year. I convinced myself, Well,
Speaker 7: it ain't going to be that bad this time.
Speaker 10: Has it ever not been bad?
Speaker 7: It's time for headlineslines presented by.
Speaker 1: On the message board. I was just eating some flowers,
Speaker 1: sunflowers seed mountain. Yep.
Speaker 10: The sunflower seeds are giant agreed kettle roast.
Speaker 11: Okay, because they got a little sweet, little salty. They're
Speaker 11: not super salty, so you can eat a lot of them.
Speaker 10: That is my road trip. Okay, giants.
Speaker 1: David or Dodd has sun flowers. What a weird thing.
Speaker 7: So authorities found human remains in the desert fifteen miles
Speaker 7: from Nancy guthries.
Speaker 1: Home, but they're not hers. There's another bizarre twist and
Speaker 1: turn and whose body is that? Now? Oh boy?
Speaker 7: So we still have no remains from Nancy Guthrie, no
Speaker 7: identifying of the kidnappers yet, it just who knows? Maybe
Speaker 7: is this gonna be one of those things that twenty
Speaker 7: years from now the story breaks, or do we just
Speaker 7: never find out.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Weird, Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 9: In today's age with everybody as a camera, everybody, it's
Speaker 9: I just don't know how you can.
Speaker 1: Get away with something. But don't forget as long as
Speaker 1: they have.
Speaker 7: They were on the ring camp of the home. They
Speaker 7: checked every ring cam in that neighborhood. They just don't
Speaker 7: know where she went or who took her, Like, I mean,
Speaker 7: the guy, the one guy had a mask, right, So
Speaker 7: what are you gonna do about it?
Speaker 1: I mean, they checked every cam in the world.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, I can't believe it.
Speaker 10: They will find her remains someday, maybe it maybe twenty thirty, forty.
Speaker 11: Years, somebody somewhere, a hiker, somebody camping, whatever, But we
Speaker 11: may not know the story. We may not like if
Speaker 11: they whoever took her passes away before he, assuming he
Speaker 11: chooses to tell the truth, We may not know the
Speaker 11: full story. But her remains, if they are, will someday
Speaker 11: be found maybe, but we may not know the story
Speaker 11: behind what happened.
Speaker 1: Best hope is the guilt eats away whoever did it? Yeah, yep.
Speaker 7: Eight unopened Tops baseball card packs from nineteen fifty two
Speaker 7: sold for one point one million dollars. Wow, so unopened
Speaker 7: nineteen fifty two. Not exactly sure what's in there? That's
Speaker 7: half the fun, right, but just the idea of what
Speaker 7: could be in there. It's one point one million for
Speaker 7: eight packs.
Speaker 1: It's expensive. Pull tabs.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a buddy of mine, quick doing pull tabs
Speaker 9: and just buys baseball cards now and sports cards. Sure,
Speaker 9: it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Do you think the buyer of those cards is going
Speaker 10: to open them?
Speaker 1: I would yeah.
Speaker 9: Online, there's got to be like a is it like
Speaker 9: a Mantle rookie? Yeah, there's stuff in there.
Speaker 7: But what Marnie's asking, and I think this is the
Speaker 7: reason why they're unopened, is is the value of them unopened,
Speaker 7: good point more worth more than what if you open
Speaker 7: all eight and you just strike out?
Speaker 1: Then it's then you might lose value.
Speaker 7: Right. The possibility of something being in there might be
Speaker 7: what makes it valuable.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: But wouldn't that just if you bought them and never
Speaker 10: open them?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, A curiosity would kill the cat, kill the cat.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Almost anybody that watched it season one on HBO. But
Speaker 7: it looks fine if you like it, but I don't.
Speaker 7: Nobody was talking about it. But it is renewed for
Speaker 7: a second season, and they did release the plot, and
Speaker 7: it's kind of an interesting plot.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, So the the theme for season two.
Speaker 7: They're going to go twenty seven years backwards to nineteen
Speaker 7: thirty five and the Bradley Gang, a group of bank
Speaker 7: robbers after a gruesome massacre apparently and some no, hey,
Speaker 7: I read that backwards.
Speaker 1: I read it inverted.
Speaker 7: The bank robbers stop in Dairy, which is the city
Speaker 7: that penny Wise lives in, Sure to buy Ammo and
Speaker 7: then run into Pennywise.
Speaker 1: So it's just a group of bank robbers.
Speaker 7: Right or like, well, he probably is still the bad guy,
Speaker 7: but it's now some guys that are bad that picked
Speaker 7: the wrong town to stop in.
Speaker 1: That's kind of an interesting angle. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know if I'm going to watch it,
Speaker 7: but I wonder if the people that love that show
Speaker 7: are interested in that angle. Who knows, Chris, No, you're
Speaker 7: a Stephen King guy that does nothing for you? Did
Speaker 7: you not watch season one.
Speaker 3: No, I did not see.
Speaker 1: That's strange. That should be right in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 3: Would be honest with you. There's I know this is
Speaker 3: a cliche, but it's the truth. There's so many options.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 4: I forget what is out and what is not out.
Speaker 4: I still haven't watched The Witches, East Bay or whatever
Speaker 4: you like. Every time I'm someone catching like, there's nothing
Speaker 4: to watch, and I forget.
Speaker 3: So you know what happens.
Speaker 1: Okayull me.
Speaker 10: My mom is not home. Okay, it's boiling meat.
Speaker 7: If you are going to watch something today on Netflix,
Speaker 7: watch Kelsey Cooks Happy Hour on Netflix. It comes out
Speaker 7: today on so did I. I technically had it on
Speaker 7: for an hour as well, so I watched it on mute.
Speaker 7: So we already gave the show at least five or
Speaker 7: six views in the first couple of hours. But yeah,
Speaker 7: it's out on Netflix as of midnight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good for her, super super great. Yeah, I'll tell her.
Speaker 1: You said, she doesn't. I think she blocked your number.
Speaker 3: This is morning.
Speaker 7: She didn't have my.
Speaker 10: Numbers Hello yet, Hello Kelse.
Speaker 3: Hello, he's not going to answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I please you.
Speaker 10: It's gonna be like Adam the.
Speaker 5: Number.
Speaker 1: Yes, A horrifying news story.
Speaker 5: And I eat all of you to stop what you're
Speaker 5: doing and listen.
Speaker 1: It's over. It's all over. No, don't say it. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't trade. JJ calmed out.
Speaker 7: It's all over for a a company that all of
Speaker 7: us but Zach were very familiar with, and Zach knows
Speaker 7: about them. But Zach didn't live through it. But it's
Speaker 7: finally over, even though I would have guessed this was
Speaker 7: over twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1: But they're finally shutting the doors to a big time company.
Speaker 1: The last block quster.
Speaker 7: No, but that's the right, even before that, right, But
Speaker 7: you're thinking correctly, you're in the right.
Speaker 1: You know the ecosystem.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, just my give it away.
Speaker 4: But I think we don't have much time anyway, Johnny Bones,
Speaker 4: you ever tape a penny to a piece of paper
Speaker 4: and put it in the mail?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 3: You never used Columbia House.
Speaker 1: Columbia House, you know what.
Speaker 8: Door?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: How about that? I absolutely did that?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 7: Wow, I mean, I know we've been doing it all
Speaker 7: show the whole kids today are never going to understand
Speaker 7: when you got that pile of stamps and you got
Speaker 7: to pick the ten stamps you were going to put
Speaker 7: on Columbia House and then you were going to get
Speaker 7: those for free or for a penny, but then you
Speaker 7: had to sign up for the subscription.
Speaker 3: Yep, but you were twelve, so you knew you'd never
Speaker 3: have to pay, right, But.
Speaker 1: So many of us did it.
Speaker 7: We picked the ten and then our parents said no,
Speaker 7: or like, no, we're not doing that, We're not signing
Speaker 7: up for that, but just putting the stamps on the thing,
Speaker 7: going these are the ten I would pick. If I
Speaker 7: got these ten for free, it was so much fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much fun.
Speaker 3: Sweet and when those things came in the mail.
Speaker 1: You almost couldn't believe it.
Speaker 9: Got these for free? What was the catch that you
Speaker 9: would to do like a year long? It was it
Speaker 9: was a subscription.
Speaker 7: You had to buy a whole bunch of CDs and
Speaker 7: they were massively overpriced. So they got their money back
Speaker 7: long run by getting you on the hook for the
Speaker 7: first ten. I wonder why that business model didn't work.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it lasted. This one I know officially
Speaker 1: over and this is the power of subscriptions. Yeah for sure,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly.
Speaker 8: I mean that has been irrelevant. Thank you for thirty years.
Speaker 8: Well still we're making money until just now Hawk's been
Speaker 8: paying is for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Did get a lot? Yeah? How got a lifetime membership
Speaker 1: to that one website? Sure did?
Speaker 7: In like a month, he's gonna be like, why am
Speaker 7: I saving twenty nine ninety nine?
Speaker 1: All of a sudden? What did I What did I cancel? Uh? Morney.
Speaker 1: We'll see you in a week, right, we'll see the Tuesday.
Speaker 10: I will not be here on Friday.
Speaker 1: Yep, John Bonas, we'll see you on Tuesday as well.
Speaker 7: Yes, all right, powers you back tomorrow five thirty until
Speaker 7: nine nine to noon.
Speaker 1: His next.
Speaker 10: I really have the running for day.
Speaker 1: Little you're all grown up.
Speaker 3: Now go get them.
Speaker 1: Okay, five of your pie. Everybody from the one eight
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