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Speaker 1: Producer Nick wanted to highlight that he has a Christmas

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Speaker 1: wish ready for us.

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Speaker 2: God Dan Rich, it's time for Christmas wish. Good morning, Denise.

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Speaker 2: We wanted to grant you a Christmas wish.

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Speaker 3: When I get really really scared, I have to poop.

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Speaker 3: And I was so scared, and next thing I know,

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Speaker 3: I had to poop and I had to poop right

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Speaker 3: in and there, so I had no choice but to

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Speaker 3: just poop on the side of the itent. It hurt

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Speaker 3: so bad. It was a mess. I was pooping like

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Speaker 3: I was diarrhea poop, and I don't know. I got scared.

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Speaker 3: I was pooping and my pants are down and then

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Speaker 3: I hit my head and there was a mess and

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Speaker 3: I have yeah, poop on the lake.

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Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Denise. My wife Blake is our little elf today. Blake, Ay,

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Speaker 2: there he comes.

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Speaker 4: Mary.

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Speaker 3: It was diarrhea.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh my god. That was that happened about an

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Speaker 4: hour an hour ago. That was an hour show and

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Speaker 4: then you missed it. The whole thing is probably gon

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Speaker 4: be on our podcast later today. That's that's beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Nick ellis, good morning, Hi, good morning Hi.

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Speaker 2: You playing a game.

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Speaker 1: It's called Complicated Christmas Carols. And it's a very hard game.

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Speaker 1: We play it every year. You're playing for edge shearing tickets.

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Speaker 1: And the way to win this game is to somehow

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Speaker 1: you got to get into the mind of Rich Barrow,

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Speaker 1: which is very difficult.

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Speaker 5: It's some scary place, bad neighborhood. So we've taken Christmas

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Speaker 5: carols that you know you love, all super popular, and

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Speaker 5: we've just made them more complicated. So you will go

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Speaker 5: after Kyle, so you will figure out how to play here.

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Speaker 5: All right, John Jay, we start with you, the ice

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Speaker 5: based humanoid life form with many wives.

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Speaker 2: As it turns out, Frosty Snowman.

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Speaker 5: Frosty the snow Man is correct. That's how you do it, Peyton.

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Speaker 5: We advocate for a prematurely optimistic holiday experience. Christmas Eve Carol,

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Speaker 5: Christmas Eve Carol not a song I'm familiar with, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Feel yes, Kyle, we wish you a merry Christmas. That's

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Speaker 2: how you do it.

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Speaker 5: My brain does not, Kyle. Kyle was pre med. She

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Speaker 5: can she can game this game. Your clue, Kyle, the

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Speaker 5: atmospheric condition suggests the impending arrival of frozen precipitation particles.

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Speaker 2: Let it snow correct.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So Alice, you get how you play. You just

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Speaker 5: gotta you know, you gotta gotta sniff out the definition

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Speaker 5: here basically, all right, here we go. The nocturnal period

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Speaker 5: is characterized by a lack of sonic disruption.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm with Peyton.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 5: One more time for The nocturnal period is characterized by

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Speaker 5: a lack of sonic disruption. Really made that overly complicated.

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Speaker 1: If you break it down, I'm breaking it down as

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Speaker 1: you do it, and I come up with night Boom.

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Speaker 3: The only one I know with night is like, holy nice.

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Speaker 5: Close, You're so close. What's the other one with the Knight?

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Speaker 5: The Shining Army? Then that is devoid of sonic disruption,

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Speaker 5: Night moves.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that was gonna be that hard.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so so condescending, Kyle, Kyle in the lead so far,

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Speaker 5: John Jay, I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional

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Speaker 5: state that should be.

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Speaker 2: Present at this time. Don't do the hand gesture.

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Speaker 5: I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that

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Speaker 5: should be present at this time.

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Speaker 1: Can't find love. I can't find love in a hopeless place, Rhianna,

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Speaker 1: I cannot find love.

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Speaker 2: I know you've got it. You think. I wait, you

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Speaker 2: want time? Please?

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Speaker 5: I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that

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Speaker 5: should be present at this time.

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Speaker 1: I can't find the joy joyless? What kind of Christmas

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Speaker 1: song is that?

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Speaker 2: You? Go ahead? Go ahead? Is it?

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Speaker 3: Where are you?

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Speaker 2: Chris? Good?

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Speaker 5: Pre med and the lead? All right, Chyle, your move here.

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Speaker 5: Individual laments on travel plans for the late holiday. An

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Speaker 5: individual laments on travel plans for the holiday.

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Speaker 2: So someone's thinking about going somewhere that's right for the holidays.

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Speaker 2: Someone's thinking about traveling for the holidays.

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Speaker 5: Lament trying to figure it out?

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Speaker 2: Did you really trying to figure it out? Single? Single?

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Speaker 2: I'm alone for Christmas? Is it? Somebody alone for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: It's a big one. Somewhere alone, someone.

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Speaker 5: Going somewhere going home for Christmas?

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Speaker 3: Speaking, Oh, can I see.

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Speaker 4: Please come home for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: For Christmas? I will be holding for Christmas. There's a

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Speaker 2: team effort right now.

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Speaker 5: I don't know who gets point. Everybody gets a point.

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Speaker 5: Everybody gets a point. All right, let's see if you

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Speaker 5: can get this one peyton, An infant is placed in

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Speaker 5: a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.

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Speaker 2: I got it, Baby Jesus that's about.

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Speaker 5: Can you read it again? Yeah, in infant is placed

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Speaker 5: in a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.

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Speaker 2: A baby in a farm.

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Speaker 3: Away.

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Speaker 2: We just started singing, Ras.

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Speaker 5: Payton says, a baby in a farm. Let's just do

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Speaker 5: one more.

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Speaker 2: You can do the opposite of Christmas, but you can

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Speaker 2: do like dumb down.

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Speaker 5: Okay, one word for you, Alice. You're gonna win anyway,

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Speaker 5: but just try to try to get this one. My

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Speaker 5: entire holiday objective has been reduced to the acquisition of

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Speaker 5: one individual. My entire holiday objective has been reduced to

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Speaker 5: the acquisition of one individual.

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Speaker 2: It's a big one.

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Speaker 3: It's something with Santa.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I only got it because Kyle just told me.

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Speaker 2: Trying to steal it. You can, you can.

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Speaker 5: You can steal it for her or you can help

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Speaker 5: her with it. My entire objective has been reduced to

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Speaker 5: the acquisition of one individual.

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Speaker 2: Just one person, one person, Just just you. Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: all they want.

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Speaker 5: Oh all I want for Christmas is you?

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Speaker 2: Well, Joe, you have just.

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Speaker 5: Won the complicated Christmas Carol. Oh my gosh, it was hard.

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Speaker 5: I did work really hard on those for a very

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Speaker 5: long time. I had to go back to my community

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Speaker 5: college English class.

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Speaker 2: All right, Elis, we're gonna setch up with the cheering tickets. Congratulations,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you so much,