Speaker 1: Morty, lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number
Speaker 1: twenty nine.
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Speaker 3: It is the fourth day of December twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Holy moly, good morning everybody. Hi, it's Thursday morning. Welcome
Speaker 3: to the Patrick Morning Show. My name is Chris Hockey
Speaker 3: and uh here we are big day.
Speaker 2: Ahead of us.
Speaker 3: Lib O'll be here, No, Tommy Farto'll be in though
Speaker 3: he's got lots of things to talk to you about.
Speaker 3: And Tom Pelsara a little bit later as well. So
Speaker 3: let's get her started, shall we. Here's Jackie Vernon Little
Speaker 3: comedy on the Part Trip on a Thursday morning.
Speaker 2: Come on in.
Speaker 3: Uh I am glad you are here.
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho.
Speaker 4: Things will happen to me that could never happen to
Speaker 4: anyone else. When I was a kid, I had a
Speaker 4: rocking horse that died the high my rejection the curd.
Speaker 4: When I was about eight years old, I was put
Speaker 4: up for adoption by my foster parents, and then I
Speaker 4: was adopted by a Korean family. Later on in school,
Speaker 4: a girl got.
Speaker 2: Me in trouble.
Speaker 4: My book, which will be out in a few weeks,
Speaker 4: is called The doll Man's Guide to Meeting Girls of
Speaker 4: the Opposite Sex. This book tells the dull man where
Speaker 4: and how to meet a girl. A very good place
Speaker 4: for the doll man to meet a girl is at
Speaker 4: the beach, especially in the winter there's less competition. How
Speaker 4: should the dull man approach a girl at the beach? Well,
Speaker 4: I suggest as he walked by her, he hummer, mumble,
Speaker 4: and then you endo type song something like birds do
Speaker 4: it be doing? If she icknows you, you'll have to
Speaker 4: come on a bit stronger. You might try putting around
Speaker 4: the sandwich your tone and saying, I seem to lost
Speaker 4: my congressional medlavana. Here somewhere.
Speaker 2: The side, sweet and fee on your side.
Speaker 5: You hear the distance under this in your stray.
Speaker 6: To take it, dude, to take it to the.
Speaker 1: Time talk over the power to you Mony Show, December fourth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I'll have to admit I had no
Speaker 1: idea who that guy was. It sounded like the audio
Speaker 1: was from nineteen sixty four. I was convinced it was
Speaker 1: like Burl Lives doing stand up?
Speaker 2: How close? What era is that? Seventies sixties? Like, how
Speaker 2: old is that guy?
Speaker 3: Hold im? I'm gona play a game because I want
Speaker 3: you to check on them. You absolutely know this voice.
Speaker 2: I do you do.
Speaker 3: See if zacho? Notice the whole hair comes.
Speaker 2: Court.
Speaker 4: When I was about eight years old, I was put
Speaker 4: up for adoption by my foster parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you see here?
Speaker 4: Do you hear the voice? Later on in school, a
Speaker 4: girl got me in trouble.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's what if I say to you birthday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say it sounds like it's from
Speaker 1: a holiday.
Speaker 2: It's Frosty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, old Man's guide to a meeting girls of the
Speaker 4: opposite sect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, I can definitely hear it.
Speaker 3: A comedian by the name of Jackie Vernon.
Speaker 2: Never heard of him before. Yeah, interesting, you've heard his
Speaker 2: voice a million times? Heard his voice a million times?
Speaker 3: Something m big birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, man, Frosty? You know, was that guy a
Speaker 2: big deal?
Speaker 3: Apparently he was a pretty good comedian back in the
Speaker 3: day or a well known comedian back in the.
Speaker 2: Day, Jackie Vernon. Yeah, it was in the prep toda.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, m gonna use that and maybe it'll
Speaker 3: be a time killer on the show.
Speaker 1: And there is what time is it's it's oh boy,
Speaker 1: oh no, Jackie Vernon.
Speaker 2: H Jackie Vernon. Jackie Vernon died in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2: What yep, dead sick? He's dead?
Speaker 3: Oh he melted? Oh yeah, would that have been like ironic?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: If I don't know, he got trapped in a tanning bed.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, Like, isn't that a final destination?
Speaker 3: That was Gremlins?
Speaker 2: No, well gremlins. Gremlin dies in a microwave?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, here you go. Yeah, no, you're right,
Speaker 3: that was final destination. Maybe that sounds right.
Speaker 2: With the gal basically got locked into a tanning bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get Gremlins and final destination all mixed.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, further for if you're a gremlin, Gremlins
Speaker 1: does feel like final destination?
Speaker 2: You're right? Yeah. Boy.
Speaker 3: They had a good night at the bar, though, didn't they.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and she worked her tail off. Yep, she
Speaker 3: really worked her ass off. Yeah she really did.
Speaker 1: Hey man, she's got bills to pay.
Speaker 2: She does that bar does not discriminate.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: One of the great holiday films of all time.
Speaker 2: Gremlins, there's no doubt, No watch it with the kids.
Speaker 1: Beautiful scenery, it's it's a lot like it's a wonderful
Speaker 1: life when Billy's running down the street in the snow.
Speaker 3: Now, when was the Lady Gremlin a part of It's
Speaker 3: the hot one.
Speaker 2: That was the second one.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought. Yeah, not a great movie.
Speaker 2: But the new batch Gremlin's too.
Speaker 1: The new Batch Batch, not not Bitch or the new Batch.
Speaker 2: That's a huge batch. It was a huge batch. It
Speaker 2: was preposterous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they basically turned them all into mega man characters.
Speaker 1: It was just like one guy was lightning, one guy
Speaker 1: was all vegetables, one guy could sing.
Speaker 3: Never understood that, No, one guy turned into a gal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well again, you know it's cool.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people have compared her to Fergie
Speaker 2: over the years.
Speaker 3: People said that, and I don't see it.
Speaker 1: You know, Hey, and she can sing too. She tries
Speaker 1: to sing, tries tries. He's not a crooner like the
Speaker 1: Sinatra Gremlin.
Speaker 2: It's a great point.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna that up and see because I haven't watched
Speaker 3: Grimlins too since the first time I saw it when
Speaker 3: I fell asleep in the theater, shocking.
Speaker 1: I've probably seen it thirty times. Yeah, it was on
Speaker 1: USA a lot in the nineties, which is a good
Speaker 1: excuse for a lot of the That's a lot of
Speaker 1: the reasons why I've seen a lot of movies dozens
Speaker 1: of times.
Speaker 2: We had limited options.
Speaker 1: If it was on USA, I probably watched it.
Speaker 2: Is there a.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm looking at the pictures of Missus Grimlin
Speaker 3: when she's in her wedding gown.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's the end of the movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, I've got to watch this. Is Hulk
Speaker 3: hoked in this film?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, what the hell is going on? Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: is that also Grandpa Monster? Yeah, he's in it as well.
Speaker 2: What in the sweet hell were they doing.
Speaker 1: Well that he was on a TV show in the
Speaker 1: movie they had a TV studio in the building where
Speaker 1: all this takes place.
Speaker 3: Oh, I had forgotten that one of them went and
Speaker 3: got their their degree in dentistry.
Speaker 2: And then he does the is it safe bit? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: great film. Maybe I should watch it too.
Speaker 1: Well, but that's not a Christmas movie like the first one.
Speaker 1: The first one's a great Christmas classic. Yeah, your record
Speaker 1: one's just preposterous, Zach, your hands up. Missus Gremlin in
Speaker 1: her wedding gown would hawk well, if you want to
Speaker 1: rewind the tape, Zach. About thirty seconds ago, he's like,
Speaker 1: oh god, I fell asleep at Gremlin's too. I oh,
Speaker 1: maybe I should watch this today.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I did do that.
Speaker 1: As soon as he looked up the pictures, he said,
Speaker 1: maybe I should watch this.
Speaker 6: Yeh.
Speaker 2: I regret that now.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, yep. I think the answer is yes. Based
Speaker 1: on that audio reaction.
Speaker 3: I don't see her singing.
Speaker 2: She kind of like she's walking down the aisle kind of.
Speaker 3: So when she's walking to the aisle, she sings, so
Speaker 3: oh kind of okay, let me see final scene.
Speaker 8: A lot of lipstick, you remember, I don't think so yeah, well,
Speaker 8: you know, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Put some lipstick hold on if you're not hearing it.
Speaker 2: I believe that the other Gremlins are also singing, like,
Speaker 2: you know, like.
Speaker 1: What I think. I think they're humming or singing the
Speaker 1: wedding march.
Speaker 2: That sounds right.
Speaker 1: They do like the Christmas Carol together, right they Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a pretty lady.
Speaker 9: Goophy b Kate's no, oh the redheaded gown. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: what the hell is going on? Okay, there's she is,
Speaker 9: hold on, there's is that Steve Gutenberg? No, it looks
Speaker 9: like him, but it's not. Oh, she's not marrying another gremlin.
Speaker 1: By the way, she's trying to marry the guy and
Speaker 1: he's not happy about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to her, I wish. She's very cute sounding.
Speaker 2: He pulls the all time Chris Hockey move. Look at first,
Speaker 2: he's terrified Chris Hockey move. Watch you'll see.
Speaker 3: Oh she throws him the bouquet.
Speaker 2: And man and then and then she smirches at him,
Speaker 2: and he starts to change his mind. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You can see his facial expression changes.
Speaker 2: Yes, he says, hey, why not, you know, and he always.
Speaker 1: Slides down to her height exactly those laps.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and it fades out. That's the end
Speaker 2: of the movie. End of the movie.
Speaker 3: It does at the end.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the end. Yeah, so my cud.
Speaker 5: He got it on.
Speaker 2: And he not only that, he took her as his wife.
Speaker 1: That's a great point. It's the most Chris Hockey move
Speaker 1: of all time. He was about to get killed by
Speaker 1: a gremlin and he's terrified, but she kisses him and
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, man, I guess it's better than nothing,
Speaker 1: and he just slides down and lets it happen.
Speaker 2: Well, if why not?
Speaker 3: If I may maybe maybe that's like he's like, you
Speaker 3: know what, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm about to die. Good.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why you're calling it the most Chrisogi move
Speaker 3: of all time. And then he's like, and the last
Speaker 3: thing I'm gonna do is get it on now.
Speaker 1: Admittedly it's with a gremlin, at least a female one.
Speaker 3: Right, Sure she's endowed, not well and those lips right,
Speaker 3: and here, you know, there's if there's one thing you
Speaker 3: could say about me, I'll try things.
Speaker 2: I have an open mind. Wouldn't you say you'll try anything?
Speaker 1: Once that guy hasn't opened mind, Once he realizes he's
Speaker 1: got nothing to lose.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: He's going to die probably this is he looks around,
Speaker 3: he goes, cameras haven't been invented yet. This guy's security cameras, right,
Speaker 3: And even if so, I'm about to die.
Speaker 1: And maybe she's not going to kill him. She seems
Speaker 1: to want to marry him.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, she does have the you're right, that's a
Speaker 3: great point.
Speaker 2: She's a slut. She'll just kill him slowly over many years.
Speaker 1: Not my god, not a great you're right, not a
Speaker 1: great movie for feminism.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: A gremlin turns into a female and the first first
Speaker 1: thing she wants to do is just get married right now.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want a career, she doesn't want to do
Speaker 1: anything on her own. She just wants to find a
Speaker 1: husband immediately.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean maybe also, if I may, and
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be crass, I really apologize if
Speaker 3: this seems crass. I don't want us to be crass.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's not very well in doubt, and she's not
Speaker 3: very tall, and maybe when he goes like this, when
Speaker 3: he goes, eh, he looks at her tiny hands, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: and he says to himself self, you might finally be
Speaker 3: man enough.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 3: I don't know if his name is Chris. Don't know
Speaker 3: where that came from.
Speaker 1: I think you've tipped your hand on a Google searcher too,
Speaker 1: based on the last thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to understand his decision. Oh man, I am
Speaker 3: starting to figure it out here you have an action
Speaker 3: figure of her in address?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you think there is a sexual deviant toy of
Speaker 3: miss Gremlin? By the way, back up for a second.
Speaker 3: Did you say she turns into a female? She wasn't
Speaker 3: always a female.
Speaker 1: No, so all of the Gremlins, all of the Gremlins
Speaker 1: and Gremlins two that have superpowers basically get injected or infected,
Speaker 1: and then well she was just a regular old Gremlin
Speaker 1: and then somehow got the old female dose.
Speaker 3: Got it is? Is there any more of that left?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This one says like one of them. Yeah, there's the
Speaker 1: bat one one. Yeah, there's a bad Groomlet there's a
Speaker 1: spider one.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 3: I am definitely watching this tonight. Gosh, this is creepy
Speaker 3: as all hell.
Speaker 2: You don't like her?
Speaker 8: No, like the seven I'm looking at the seven inch
Speaker 8: scale dress action figure.
Speaker 2: Seven inches action figure.
Speaker 8: I hope it's that's inches and that feeds yeahs inches?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What Why is Gizmo drunk? Does he get drunk? I'm okay,
Speaker 3: I'm watching this cause you know what I watched last night?
Speaker 3: I watched Bad Santa, the first one. I hadn't seen
Speaker 3: it since the first time I saw it, which was
Speaker 3: in theater and by the way, people say in theaters,
Speaker 3: and I always find that interesting because you didn't see
Speaker 3: it in multiple theaters, you were in just.
Speaker 2: One in the theater. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I remember being upset by because I was still
Speaker 3: I still had little ones, you know, and I was like,
Speaker 3: don't do that to Christmas. But then I listened to
Speaker 3: the podcast and that we like about what went wrong
Speaker 3: about Movies, and they did an entire episode on Bad Santa,
Speaker 3: and it got me intrigued, and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'll go watch it as a fifty four year old
Speaker 3: and see if it's different. And it's funny as hell,
Speaker 3: it's dirty as I'll get out. Billy Bob is hilarious.
Speaker 3: That's a very strange movie. John Ritter's in it. He
Speaker 3: died after filming it before it was released. In fact,
Speaker 3: at the end of the film, it says rest in peace,
Speaker 3: John Ritter.
Speaker 2: And much like Keith Ledger, John Ritter won the Academy Award.
Speaker 3: He definitely deserved it. How about the fact that Bernie
Speaker 3: Mack and John Ritter are the two comedy foils in
Speaker 3: Bad Santa, and Bernie Mack died two young as well,
Speaker 3: both at the same age I believe fifty three. There
Speaker 3: are a couple the scenes, a couple of just moments
Speaker 3: where if slapstick humor, like the The Three Stooges was
Speaker 3: filthy as hell, that's what Bad Santa is. There are
Speaker 3: some moments where they kick each other in the nuts
Speaker 3: while they're boxing.
Speaker 2: How long have you seen it?
Speaker 1: I've seen the first one probably four or five times.
Speaker 1: I never saw the second. Why I've heard that it's
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 3: I've heard that it's terrible. But my god, that is
Speaker 3: a weird movie. And the things he says to that
Speaker 3: little boy, and then.
Speaker 1: He goes, you've seen Bad Santa's like, it's really good.
Speaker 3: It's it's very funny, but'rethy, very filthy.
Speaker 1: It's it's basically, Billy Bob is a drunk Santa. That
Speaker 1: just is a terrible Santa. He's a bad Santa.
Speaker 3: And there's an entire scene where Bernie Mack and John
Speaker 3: Ritter are discussing the fact that Billy Bob got caught
Speaker 3: getting it on with a quote unquote very heavy lady
Speaker 3: in the dressing room and that uh the words he says, yes,
Speaker 3: and Bertie Mack is like, I don't know, what's the problem.
Speaker 2: With getting on with the heavy lady.
Speaker 1: How about how about the facial expressions of John Ritter
Speaker 1: when he's telling those stories.
Speaker 3: That's the best, it's the best.
Speaker 2: It's really good. Man.
Speaker 3: No, it's uh, it's very very dirty, but man, that's good.
Speaker 3: And at the end and and then BERTI, do you
Speaker 3: remember what happens to Bernie mac No, okay again, I
Speaker 3: won't run it for it interesting. Yeah, it's a it's
Speaker 3: don't watch it with the kids, but it's very funny.
Speaker 3: And there are just moments of it that where you're like,
Speaker 3: ohait a minute, I'm looking right now at one of
Speaker 3: the Gremlins and he's wearing one of those uh those
Speaker 3: those set of glasses with the big schnas like, uh,
Speaker 3: they call me humpy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my nose is big.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people in the history of Earth
Speaker 1: have intentionally watched Bad Santa and Gremlins two and consecutive
Speaker 1: nights on purpose.
Speaker 2: You're about to meet one in the morning.
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Speaker 2: I was confused with that liner was going to go.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, celebrate Saint Patrick's Day early,
Speaker 1: which you kind of did.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying St Patrick's season.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's December fourth, but like, there's so many holidays
Speaker 1: before Christmas.
Speaker 2: I think sure, New.
Speaker 1: Year's Valentine's Day, Zach's birthday, which I've wanted to travel
Speaker 1: and celebrate for years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where would you go? DC? I've never been there,
Speaker 2: which is word for because of Die Cookes. Good point.
Speaker 2: Why don't we go to DC this year on your birthday?
Speaker 2: You want to know? Sure, why don't we have a
Speaker 2: DC in DC? I love it? You do love it?
Speaker 2: I love it too much.
Speaker 3: That's a weird thing. Yeah, I don't know if I
Speaker 3: have it in my calendar. But one of our folks
Speaker 3: is having a birthday real soon, besides yous.
Speaker 2: Echo, which one of our folks, the one that's on
Speaker 2: his way here right now. Oh, that's right, Benjamin Lieber.
Speaker 2: This week it is this week? Way, isn't it? Soon?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: When when's your birthday? Seventh?
Speaker 8: It is the seventh, and yours is when? Mine is
Speaker 8: the sixth of January? How do you why do you
Speaker 8: say it like that?
Speaker 2: That was weird? When's your birthday?
Speaker 8: It's the sixth of January, sixth jan What do you
Speaker 8: say it backwards? I'm European six January.
Speaker 1: The sixth of January, so your birthday is January sixth, that's.
Speaker 3: Correct, and Ben's is December. I think it's the seventh, seventh,
Speaker 3: it got it.
Speaker 2: That's the day that we'll live in infant. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it really is question for you, Zach.
Speaker 3: Sure are all the computers like just deciding when they're
Speaker 3: going to allow you access to what you would like
Speaker 3: to see?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 8: I worked with Manison Jared last week about it, and yeah,
Speaker 8: Jeff said it was supposed to be fixed, but I
Speaker 8: don't think it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, mine is has decided it doesn't want me
Speaker 3: to see this page that I'm trying to get to
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: So my favorite part about that, Yeah, I had that
Speaker 1: exact same thing happen on a computer here two days ago.
Speaker 1: Guess what side I was on that It said, my
Speaker 1: administrators did not want me to have access to what
Speaker 1: initials game dot com even worse kfan dot com. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't populate all of KFA dot com. And it said,
Speaker 1: your administrators don't want you to see this content.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is I'm in the building. Maybe maybe what.
Speaker 3: Maybe they maybe maybe they don't want you to see
Speaker 3: it because it's like an advertisement for like a day
Speaker 3: from morning show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I mean.
Speaker 3: Here's my my thinking, and you guys tell me if
Speaker 3: I'm overthinking this, I could be guilty of this. Perhaps
Speaker 3: all this we're ahead of percent of human Maybe AI
Speaker 3: is like, oh really, you think you think that's better?
Speaker 3: What if I take away access to websites like I
Speaker 3: don't know, kafan dot com.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't even think that because I had a
Speaker 8: hell of a time posting Halvey's hot one hundred on
Speaker 8: the Alvi blog yesterday and I was one I almost
Speaker 8: felt like there was some like force that was trying
Speaker 8: to stop me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 3: For instance, right now, I'm really just trying to watch
Speaker 3: a female grimlin.
Speaker 2: Well, your day's over. I mean it's over for you. Your
Speaker 2: Thursday schedule just filled up.
Speaker 3: I want to know how quickly after a Grimlins Too,
Speaker 3: the gentleman who as in the scene and decides he's
Speaker 3: gonna get it on and marry the female Gridma, how
Speaker 3: soon after the film rapped that he took his own life.
Speaker 1: Hey, mom, I'm in a movie.
Speaker 2: It's the sequel to Gremlins. Haven't read the script yet,
Speaker 2: but we start shooting in May.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that a great The first one did really well,
Speaker 2: didn't his son? Yeah, I'm pretty excited. This could be
Speaker 2: my big break.
Speaker 1: I don't know my exact role, but I'm sure I
Speaker 1: have to battle gremlins and hopefully not get killed by one.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to see how it ends.
Speaker 3: All the years working as a waiter is about to
Speaker 3: pay off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I went to Juilliard, So this is the
Speaker 1: you know the.
Speaker 2: Peak, right Gremlins Too?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 2: And and isn't your friend Ernest is doing well as well.
Speaker 2: He just went to camp. But yes, he's kicking some ass. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: It's really happening for you, guys.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see this film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go see it, mom, and then and then call
Speaker 1: me and tell me how it ends and scene.
Speaker 3: Man, I think that's probably how it absolutely worked anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wonder I'll let you know, because I'm trying to
Speaker 3: find out.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of iHeartMedia, right, this lovely lovely radio station,
Speaker 1: this lovely lovely cluster, and this lovely lovely international company.
Speaker 2: I love the station. I heeart Media.
Speaker 1: iHeart Media. Yeah, you know, puts out these like end
Speaker 1: of the year wrap up sessions if you will, on
Speaker 1: the app, right, you wrap it up, and they're like,
Speaker 1: let's let's wrap up twenty twenty five for you, right,
Speaker 1: wrap it up? Yeah, And they send out all these
Speaker 1: these graphics and images and stuff and statistics this year.
Speaker 2: I heart Media. I thought did something really clever. Oh good.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've seen people posting their iHeartMedia.
Speaker 8: Scores heart radio. Ihart Media is the company the app.
Speaker 2: I love the company.
Speaker 3: Oh please don't make him narrow, I don't love Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, so they they they.
Speaker 1: Compiled all of the songs you listen to in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five on the app and then approximated your listening age.
Speaker 2: Have you seen people posting this? It's actually kind of awesome.
Speaker 3: No, no, I have not.
Speaker 1: So for example, and this is ridiculous. My friend in
Speaker 1: New York who is a keynote speaker and author and stuff,
Speaker 1: apparently what she does is listen to music from the
Speaker 1: forties because she doesn't want to be distracted by lyrics.
Speaker 1: So she's almost constantly just listening to old timey music
Speaker 1: just so she can work uninterrupted.
Speaker 2: I do that with classical when I'm working, when i'm writing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think it was something like her average
Speaker 1: listening age is like ninety three. So it's like a
Speaker 1: ninety three year old person listening to music, right, because
Speaker 1: obviously she mixed mixes and some other stuff. What do
Speaker 1: you think my average listening ages? What do you think
Speaker 1: My app thinks my age is based on the music
Speaker 1: that I listen to.
Speaker 2: Zach, you have yours too, right, Yes, okay. I would
Speaker 2: say yours is probably.
Speaker 3: A little younger than you actually are, but not by much,
Speaker 3: because I think you listen to a few things that
Speaker 3: skew it a little bit younger. But I would say
Speaker 3: you listen to music from your generation. I would say
Speaker 3: it tells it's I'm gonna say it says you're thirty.
Speaker 2: Nine forty two, good too.
Speaker 1: Here, one hundred percent of the correct logic that I
Speaker 1: mix in the bad omens and the twenty one pilots
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Sure, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I'm forty two. Yeah, and it even says, since you
Speaker 1: were into music from the late nineties, you've got decades
Speaker 1: of good taste. Forty two is your listening age, Zachary? Here,
Speaker 1: let me pull up my iHeart media. Yes, pull up
Speaker 1: your iHeart app. That's where this stat was found.
Speaker 2: Yeah, turn turn off?
Speaker 1: Does zach hold you? I am thirty almost thirty one,
Speaker 1: It'll be thirty one on what the sixth of January?
Speaker 2: Two days, sixth of January.
Speaker 1: I think Zachary's gonna stew younger than thirty one. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say you do listen to like nineties rock though too.
Speaker 2: That definitely will throw that off a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and listen to a lot of nineties rock, love Bush,
Speaker 1: a lot of early two thousands rock like Lincoln Park
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Right, Shine Down's been around for
Speaker 1: a long time. So I'm gonna say almost exactly like me,
Speaker 1: just slightly younger than you actually are. I'm gonna guess
Speaker 1: twenty eight.
Speaker 3: Hawk, I'm gonna say yours is oh man, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna say you just says you're twenty five.
Speaker 8: Oh you danced around it, guys, twenty seven?
Speaker 2: Damn it?
Speaker 1: Twenty seven. Yeah, what a cool thing that iHeart?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did? That's really cool?
Speaker 3: Mine says, why don't you like our app? It's oh
Speaker 3: look at here? It says, what does Apple Music have
Speaker 3: that we don't?
Speaker 2: Oh? Mine says, apparently you only listen to Dan Burrero.
Speaker 2: Hey that's pretty sweet. Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 1: I'll take a shot at this. No one cares, No
Speaker 1: one cares. I just want to see how good you
Speaker 1: can do on this. Okay, the top five bands that
Speaker 1: I listened to in twenty twenty five, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you can get between one and three. I don't think
Speaker 1: you can get all five.
Speaker 2: Bad Omens.
Speaker 1: Bad Omens is number five, Okay, Okay, that's a start.
Speaker 3: But I think I'm being generic by saying this. But
Speaker 3: I think you still listen to them a lot three eleven.
Speaker 1: Three eleven had a new album out, So yeah, they
Speaker 1: were my number one this year, got it?
Speaker 2: Number one? What's that band that he likes over there?
Speaker 2: A lot to one pilots, twenty one pilots.
Speaker 1: I think two songs skewed it for me because I
Speaker 1: listened to those two so much. It was the Contract
Speaker 1: and Drum Show so much. But they were number three
Speaker 1: on my list, and my kids liked them too, so
Speaker 1: that obviously factors in because if they're in the car,
Speaker 1: they picked these bands exactly right.
Speaker 3: And that's what made me wonder if maybe, if maybe
Speaker 3: there's a surprise on your list.
Speaker 2: Nope. The other two actually combined for a song too
Speaker 2: that I just played for you, like a week ago.
Speaker 2: Two was Pendulum. Four was a Wall Nation. I would
Speaker 2: have gotten a Pendulum. I would have forgoten about ay
Speaker 2: one got I freaking love Pendulum.
Speaker 1: Their album this year is so good and that was
Speaker 1: my number one song of the year too. Was Cardi
Speaker 1: Gena by Pendulum, which is also in The Hell They
Speaker 1: Hot one hundred?
Speaker 8: That says who Cardi Gena by just Top I think
Speaker 8: it was seven or eight, So that was.
Speaker 1: A top ten song for you. Yeah, welcome aboard. That
Speaker 1: would have been my song of the year if I
Speaker 1: had to pick one song of any band.
Speaker 8: And if you're not at the studio today, here the station.
Speaker 8: You can check it out at KFE and dot com.
Speaker 8: The Hell They Hot one and.
Speaker 1: How did you come pile all those one hundred was
Speaker 1: that statistics that were delivered through the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 8: Of course I listened to nothing but the iHeart app,
Speaker 8: and that's how you guess today is totally compatible with
Speaker 8: that awesome number eight forty two listens this year for
Speaker 8: the card again, So good right, yeah, good for you, buddy,
Speaker 8: welcome aboard.
Speaker 3: I think you're gonna be a little happy with my
Speaker 3: Who's number five on my list? As far as the
Speaker 3: top artists for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: This is guessable. Yeah, well it is because Deftones Tones the.
Speaker 3: Other number five as far as I listened to, top
Speaker 3: artist for twenty five for me were deaf Tones of five,
Speaker 3: John Prine at four, ZZ top of three, Alter Bridget two,
Speaker 3: and snow.
Speaker 2: Patrol at one. Interesting. Yeah, can I say something controversial?
Speaker 1: You know I've mentioned multiple times in the last year
Speaker 1: so that like, I'm fast by the rise of the
Speaker 1: Deaftnes at this generation, the twenty year olds are finding
Speaker 1: the deaftones and they're now bigger than they were in
Speaker 1: the nineties, which is really strange for a nineties band
Speaker 1: to get bigger instead of get smaller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it too late.
Speaker 1: To say that they're eventually going to be in the
Speaker 1: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because I do think
Speaker 1: the industry they're one of those bands that they've always had.
Speaker 2: They've always been a band's band, right.
Speaker 1: Other rock bands have said really good things and thought
Speaker 1: super highly of them, but they were kind of that
Speaker 1: band that was on like all the thrash tours and
Speaker 1: x FS kind of tours. I don't think it's too
Speaker 1: late for them for somebody to finally go, wow, we
Speaker 1: missed the boat on the Deaftones the whole time.
Speaker 2: This is like a rock and roll Hall of Fame
Speaker 2: esque band.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they were influential, they're universally respected in the
Speaker 1: rock community.
Speaker 2: I think they're getting in at some point. I could
Speaker 2: see it. It might be a while, but I think
Speaker 2: at some point they're going to get in. I can
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why there are You got to look
Speaker 3: at the other bands in their generation and see which
Speaker 3: other ones might actually be in for it as well.
Speaker 2: And there's not a lot. There's not.
Speaker 3: And and you know another band that I think might
Speaker 3: end up there as well is Uh. And this may
Speaker 3: sound weird, but they they the the fact that they've
Speaker 3: hung around the way they have is Shocks the hellas
Speaker 3: not Pod It's the bend of things, cut Pop roach Man.
Speaker 3: Do you know how big they are now and not
Speaker 3: because of their catalog? They keep releasing new music to
Speaker 3: continues to sell. It's incredible. I'm just thinking of bands
Speaker 3: from that decade that are still that that time period
Speaker 3: that are still around.
Speaker 8: There aren't a lot, Hey hawk Hi number fifty two
Speaker 8: on Give It to Me Tesla Modern Day Cowboy?
Speaker 2: Are you doing that?
Speaker 1: That's a great song, Hey, in your listing ages twenty seven, believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome. That's a great record. That's a great band.
Speaker 3: So good, so good.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder how many people saw their listening
Speaker 1: age and got completely depressed. You're twenty eight years old
Speaker 1: and it says your average listening age is, you know,
Speaker 1: sixty seven. You're like, what am I doing with my wife?
Speaker 1: My buddy Adams was like in John sixty three?
Speaker 2: So what is he listening to?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Zeppelin? Bruce Springsteen? Yeah, got it?
Speaker 8: Silverback? I assume it's a Colorado. I don't know, it's
Speaker 8: just a colo. Bob Dylan led Zeppelin and Trampled by Turtles.
Speaker 8: You call him Grandpa. Yeah, Rezo balls Man, I like him.
Speaker 8: Good for him, Oh Monty.
Speaker 3: I literally only listened to the fan on iHeart Radio,
Speaker 3: and that's not a joke. So I don't listen to
Speaker 3: music at all on iHeart Radio because of what it's
Speaker 3: done to the ch Oh my god, kidding, But I
Speaker 3: don't know. I would guess my uh it says here,
Speaker 3: I should be on life support. That's what If my
Speaker 3: average age is what.
Speaker 1: Were your top five bands again, Quickly Snow Patrol, Deaftones.
Speaker 2: John Prime, zz Top and was it oh ulter Bridge, I.
Speaker 1: Mean if zz Top. So my guess is you're probably
Speaker 1: almost exactly your age as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably maybe even a little well, which I'll be
Speaker 3: at number one and Deftnes being yeah right, I might
Speaker 3: be a little younger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my guess is you also worked in some
Speaker 1: other eighties hairbands in twenty twenty five plus, which solidified
Speaker 1: you to be somewhere in the fifties for sure.
Speaker 3: And I have to listen to a lot of songs
Speaker 3: a lot of times to learn them for the band,
Speaker 3: you know, like if we're doing a theme with the
Speaker 3: Five or Summer Dealers or something like that. So that's
Speaker 3: Gooo's a little older as well, but sure. But either way,
Speaker 3: I spent a lot of time listening to new rock stuff.
Speaker 3: You know, there's I'm always looking for some coup. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the algorithm gets it, Yeah, suggests the right stuff.
Speaker 3: I would say again, I think the Deaftones records my
Speaker 3: my record of the year of all genres. I think
Speaker 3: it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is really good. I love it.
Speaker 1: Their arc is interesting, man, I just I can't believe
Speaker 1: they keep as sending. I know, it's a strange thing
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 2: It's awesome though, because they're one of my favorites.
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Speaker 2: Hey, on a serious note, Yeah, a.
Speaker 1: Lot of people have been posting you know that the
Speaker 1: Power Trip podcast is their number one podcast for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, and you know, the number of minutes they
Speaker 1: spent with us is posted when they post that graphic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the number like, knock me on my ass
Speaker 2: for a second.
Speaker 1: Then you start to do the math and you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, that's a person that listens.
Speaker 2: Every day this.
Speaker 1: You know, there's people listening twenty five thirty thirty five
Speaker 1: thousand minutes of US.
Speaker 2: Man, that's so cool a year.
Speaker 1: And you figure what's an average show minus commercials? We're
Speaker 1: talking what one.
Speaker 2: Usually but not quality bise like, oh, okay, so.
Speaker 1: So one hundred and sixty maybe maybe one hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty minutes give or take a day.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 8: Set that's something like that doctor math me, I just
Speaker 8: don't be something like forty.
Speaker 1: Five plus forty five plus forty five plus twenty so
Speaker 1: somewhere in the one fifty to one seventy range, depending
Speaker 1: on mon commercials lost everything add they add, okay, time
Speaker 1: something like I don't know, two hundred and fifty days
Speaker 1: a year. You're talking like lot thirty five to forty
Speaker 1: thousand minutes a year.
Speaker 3: Incredible, thank you, Yeah, that's just unbelievable.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 2: We hope to deserve that one of these days. Well,
Speaker 2: so let's try today, shall we. Let's do front page.
Speaker 2: We have Saucy with us today. Oh that's why the
Speaker 2: show was better.
Speaker 3: I couldn't figure it out that it's better, but I
Speaker 3: understood every word, every that we've said.
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Speaker 3: I'm very grateful you look like this. Yeah, there's a
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Speaker 2: Yep. It wasn't until we got the new cameras and
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Speaker 1: Who would have funk it? The Gopher basketball team shocks
Speaker 1: the world. They upset number twenty two Indiana seventy three
Speaker 1: sixty four. I think they were about, I don't know, nine,
Speaker 1: ten eleven point underdog, something in that range. They were
Speaker 1: tied at thirty three at the half. All five Gophers
Speaker 1: starters in double figures. In fact, the bench combined for
Speaker 1: one point, the three guys in the bench one point,
Speaker 1: so basically all the points came from the starters. Cade
Speaker 1: Tyson seventeen, Reynolds had seventeen, Storm the court afterwards.
Speaker 2: Why not let them have fun?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Why not? Who cares?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: You never know it might be the biggest win of
Speaker 2: the year. That's right. Yeah, that was a big win.
Speaker 2: That's fun to watch.
Speaker 1: And the Gophers ended a nine game losing streak, specifically
Speaker 1: to Indiana. Ew Indiana was averaging nearly ninety points a
Speaker 1: game coming in and the Gophers held them to sixty four.
Speaker 2: Nobody could dribble with their left hand. Nope, that's the problem.
Speaker 2: I understand that. Did you just spit on them? I
Speaker 2: wish I would have.
Speaker 1: The Gophers up to five and four. Indiana first loss
Speaker 1: of the year seven and one. And of course that
Speaker 1: was the first big ten game of the year for
Speaker 1: our guy, Nico medved Where do.
Speaker 2: You go, Nico? Nico can't win them all if you
Speaker 2: don't win the first one. So they're shorthanded. Oh that's tiny.
Speaker 1: They had some foul trouble early, right, they have their
Speaker 1: starting point guard out for the year. Like the things
Speaker 1: were falling aparts to the Gophers. They should have got
Speaker 1: run out of the gym.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sold me the opposite of a bill of
Speaker 2: goods yesterday. Yeah, yep. And he said it was over.
Speaker 2: It looked like it was, and alas it was not.
Speaker 2: It was not.
Speaker 1: The Wild erect Calgary tonight at eight o'clock right here
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Speaker 1: The wild one won nothing over Edmonton on Tuesday. That
Speaker 1: was Volsteed's fourth shutout of the season. He is eight
Speaker 1: oh and two this season, Gus seven, seven and three.
Speaker 2: Goodness yeah. Wild as a team are twelve one and
Speaker 2: two in their last fifteen.
Speaker 8: The Flames not having the greatest of times, so hopefully
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I haven't seen Max in a month and a half. Hi, Meco, Hey,
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Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Lah, Gouden dog.
Speaker 3: It's freezing outside it yeah, Broth you was a toe
Speaker 3: ooh yeah, yeah, I'm Frosty the fro man right now.
Speaker 9: I like that.
Speaker 2: It is really cold out there. It is very cool.
Speaker 3: It's getting to be red ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Chris, did you remember, by the way, speaking of of
Speaker 1: being cold out there and coming into work and all this,
Speaker 1: did you remember to take the actual exit today or
Speaker 1: did you do the clover leaf again?
Speaker 2: I do the clover leaf again. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: I was waiting.
Speaker 3: But it looked like I shouldn't do it, And then
Speaker 3: I thought I should have done there, even though there
Speaker 3: are no lines saying hey, get off, nothing, there was
Speaker 3: nothing black.
Speaker 2: Yep, I did it. You did it. I did it.
Speaker 1: For the first seven months felt like I was alive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't mind doing the clover leaf. It really
Speaker 1: only adds what maybe a minute and a half to
Speaker 1: you drive. But it's just a pain in the ass
Speaker 1: to clover leafing on one hundred twice every morning. But
Speaker 1: this is first world problems. But yeah, to get off
Speaker 1: right on the exit and just go right to work
Speaker 1: instead of just doing the loopy loop lake. You're on
Speaker 1: big chief go carts and dells, which is cool, real cool.
Speaker 1: I like driving on those loop dy loops.
Speaker 2: I was pretty pissed to myself for missing it, so
Speaker 2: I went into curve it about a hundred. Well, sometimes
Speaker 2: a cop sits right there too, right that loop. I
Speaker 2: was hoping.
Speaker 3: I was gonna yell out the window, get your gun,
Speaker 3: I'm reaching for it.
Speaker 2: What an interesting spot for a cop to hide.
Speaker 1: How often do they bust people for driving that clover
Speaker 1: leaf exit on one hundred Too often?
Speaker 2: Right? I think it might be a good place to
Speaker 2: take a little nap. Oh interesting because that.
Speaker 3: It's real dark there. I thought the exact same question.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Wow, do people hit this thing at a
Speaker 3: half a hundred?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: No, wait, I wonder I mean, because that is an
Speaker 8: aggressive I just think it's they can they can get
Speaker 8: onto the ramp to go east on three four, or
Speaker 8: they can go off one or whatever I think is
Speaker 8: the access to both yea.
Speaker 2: And nap time until they get the call. Why would you, man?
Speaker 2: I mean you're working your tail off. Who knows how
Speaker 2: long the shift is? Right? I you know, sleep when
Speaker 2: you can. That's what Grandpa always said. What's happening over there?
Speaker 3: Zach? So?
Speaker 8: I did the iHeart Rewind, which you can do on
Speaker 8: the iHeart Radio app and real and it says, quote,
Speaker 8: based on your listening, we think you should attend the
Speaker 8: iHeart Radio Music Festival.
Speaker 2: Okay they send that to everybody?
Speaker 3: Does it say please we beg you ten. Here are
Speaker 3: some tickets and then tickets to a concert you really
Speaker 3: want to go to?
Speaker 2: What if?
Speaker 1: What if Zach, What if would it have blown your
Speaker 1: mind if the app had said we think you should
Speaker 1: go to the can Film Festival to the iHeart Cafe.
Speaker 2: If it just knows you that well, because they're always
Speaker 2: listening only crap mind says I should listen to the
Speaker 2: KQ nine Morning Show. What are they doing?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: Some of these competitors are on the app, so that's
Speaker 1: why not saying why not?
Speaker 2: There is on the app? An ad? Do you see
Speaker 2: what it's in the midll Please don't say it if
Speaker 2: it's gonna make me color, Please don't.
Speaker 7: Add for my Heart Radio. We're paying the affort tax
Speaker 7: on our own. Cool case you didn't know what app
Speaker 7: you were on.
Speaker 2: It might be the case. Maybe they think we found
Speaker 2: this by accident. Some people do, yeah, and we'll take it.
Speaker 2: Did we Did we lose this round?
Speaker 4: Yet?
Speaker 3: Do we know to?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even look Pat mca, we must have.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, man, it's too much to ask, Well
Speaker 2: round is it though? Final four? Oh? Really? Oh so
Speaker 2: you guys be common already? Ben? And then we beat
Speaker 2: bred Maller as well.
Speaker 8: Oh damn, it's still it's still active.
Speaker 3: We have nineteen hours left to vote, do we have
Speaker 3: any idea how the vote he's going.
Speaker 2: It doesn't. They don't show.
Speaker 1: So the sixty four dot Com we're in the final four.
Speaker 1: We're scoring off against Pat McAfee and that'd be a
Speaker 1: tough Paul Allen in Common did the two shows that
Speaker 1: got invites to the sixty four team tournament have been
Speaker 1: dispatched one of them by us? That was common Pa
Speaker 1: lost to a fantasy football podcast. Yeah, yeah, but he
Speaker 1: also slayed the giants. He went through what Rich Eyes
Speaker 1: and Dan Patrick and Colin Coward.
Speaker 2: Wow, he made it impossible.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: It's weird because like back in the old school days
Speaker 3: of radio, anytime something good happened for your show, your
Speaker 3: radio station, nay, your company, or your cluster would be like, hey,
Speaker 3: look what our guys did. I really missed the good
Speaker 3: old days. You know, even if it even if if
Speaker 3: it's a manufactured thing just to get people to come
Speaker 3: to your website, that's cool with me. I don't care.
Speaker 3: We're doing some fun. Somebody care, that's all I care about.
Speaker 3: Somebody care. I just want chairs, man, That's all I want.
Speaker 3: Isn't too much to ask just to get chairs. It's
Speaker 3: all coming together, guys, It's.
Speaker 2: All falling apart. I just wish there was a way
Speaker 2: to know you're in the good old days before you've
Speaker 2: left them, Zachary.
Speaker 3: The good old days weren't always good in tomorrow and
Speaker 3: as bad as it seems, talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Ed Helms and Rain Wilson just talked
Speaker 1: about that quote recently on Rain Wilson's podcast about how
Speaker 1: profound that line is from the Office. That's act just
Speaker 1: dropped it is. I think about it all the time. Actually, well,
Speaker 1: hey man, we're guaranteed to be humans. Yeah that's something.
Speaker 1: What if you know you're in the good old days
Speaker 1: but nobody else seems.
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Speaker 3: Well, look at these two coming in like they woke
Speaker 3: up together.
Speaker 1: Joining the show now family and Justin Consenius they did
Speaker 1: walk in holding hands.
Speaker 2: That would be the same time. It's just lunch though, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just lunch.
Speaker 1: It's not you know, weird, shoot, zach These two have
Speaker 1: been gambling against each other all year long. It's been
Speaker 1: quite the heated rivalry these two. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I call it a rivalry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I call you guys, throw some hands. You guys
Speaker 2: should make a show about it.
Speaker 1: I would, I would define this as a heated rivalry, right, Zachary,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, i'd watch.
Speaker 2: Okay that wait, where were we? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: We're in thee it was part okay, good morning, Justin,
Speaker 2: good morning that morning. Good morning, guys. It's pretty god,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. It's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got where's the where's that?
Speaker 2: Where the where's the crew? Where's Tommy?
Speaker 3: Tommy's not in today? I see, I don't know why,
Speaker 3: big boy job, he says. Saucy went to uh to
Speaker 3: take the little one to uh I've Bentleyville. Oh yeah, right, wow,
Speaker 3: that's awesome. And uh so he's he's not with us.
Speaker 3: We'll be back on Monday, and and here we are. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know as we uh never to get in the
Speaker 3: cars exactly.
Speaker 2: Right, boy.
Speaker 7: Actually what this is a a tough weekend to go
Speaker 7: up to Duluth, considering it's fifteen below here, it's getting
Speaker 7: colder up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he'll handle it well well. And you know
Speaker 3: they're staying at Peer b which is the best, which
Speaker 3: is the best place. And he'll be able to sit
Speaker 3: in his room with young there is no looing, only
Speaker 3: Steve and his beloved and look out the window across
Speaker 3: the water at the light.
Speaker 7: Well that's that's the best part. Just hold a little
Speaker 7: lucifer up to the window and just yeah, say there
Speaker 7: it is buddy.
Speaker 3: Yep. And if you're you know, if the kid's a
Speaker 3: little older than you tell him to, you know, button
Speaker 3: up and toughen up and get out there.
Speaker 2: And let's go.
Speaker 3: It's Christmas time.
Speaker 2: Could also go with this sauna right there. Hell yeah,
Speaker 2: right there, family, right, I love that outdoor salm. That
Speaker 2: one that's where I go. That's different. What's that again?
Speaker 2: Lovely Daluth family, It's a lovely place. Different going one
Speaker 2: of these days welcoming. Yeah, you're talking about throwing hands.
Speaker 2: They welcome you with open arms. Fuga flesh. You ever
Speaker 2: been to the Duluth family sala? I have none?
Speaker 1: Nice try that was a yes, I got a card
Speaker 1: carrying member. Well, oh, they don't give you a card.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And if you have one, you might want
Speaker 2: to hide it, you know what I mean? Where do
Speaker 2: you swipe this thing? Hey?
Speaker 1: Before we get into what really matters, I want to
Speaker 1: say a thank you to a thank you. I was
Speaker 1: thanked by my iHeartRadio app because this year it says
Speaker 1: I sent zero talkbacks and it actually says thanks for
Speaker 1: keeping the mic hot. Wait minute, I sent zero talkbacks
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five, so you're thanks for keeping the
Speaker 1: mic hot?
Speaker 2: It says I didn't.
Speaker 3: It seems like that might have been computerador generated.
Speaker 2: Yes, Zach, how many talkbacks did you send in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five? I sent three? Did they thank you for
Speaker 2: keeping the mic hot? They thank me for keeping the
Speaker 2: mic hot?
Speaker 3: Car I sent a bunch of burrero, But as a
Speaker 3: different person.
Speaker 2: That would be awesome if you're a number was like
Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy four.
Speaker 3: Well, the numbers for Chris Hockey aren't good, but the
Speaker 3: numbers for my fake identity yea, nay good, and I
Speaker 3: just love waiting for Dan to read one of them.
Speaker 2: Well, I just played the game.
Speaker 1: This is proof that this doesn't listen to the show,
Speaker 1: because I've been saying this forever and nothing changes.
Speaker 2: The first thing I do.
Speaker 1: Every day is close the email on the text line
Speaker 1: and stuff, because whatever we got to show you, I
Speaker 1: am not worried about that. But the thing I get
Speaker 1: to see every morning is him arguing with people over text.
Speaker 1: And he had three or four serious arguments yesterday about
Speaker 1: why don't you bring up the fraud in America? And
Speaker 1: he's like, only a moron would think this, Like he's
Speaker 1: like yelling back and forth with some anonymous Texter dude,
Speaker 1: shut it off.
Speaker 3: My erection has never been bigger then the one time
Speaker 3: he yelled at my fake identity on the ear.
Speaker 2: He was pissed.
Speaker 3: I'm lucky I wasn't driving because I wouldn't have had
Speaker 3: room between me and the Star show.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I was so proud, it's so easy.
Speaker 2: He was so angry. Oh God. I told him that
Speaker 2: he didn't know because he'd never played all before. I
Speaker 2: was asked to not do that by who. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop bragging. Oh man, what a great bit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this was him. You know what the thing is, it's
Speaker 2: true he's never played ball. No, it's true, it's true.
Speaker 2: That's true. You guys have both played ball. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: continue to play ball.
Speaker 1: They're not going to be in heated rivalry to stop.
Speaker 1: What really matters scores and stats around the world of
Speaker 1: sports in between.
Speaker 2: Like something else, we get back from breaking, don we
Speaker 2: get back from Yeah, we'll do. Then we come back.
Speaker 2: Because by the way, if you.
Speaker 1: Guys want to send us talkbacks, you can go to
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app and click on the microphone.
Speaker 2: You can give us your best thirty seconds. Make Mike hot.
Speaker 2: And also what's the cafe and text?
Speaker 1: Oh the yeah, the bransh on Brian cafe in text
Speaker 1: in his six four six eighty six.
Speaker 2: Now let's get it going.
Speaker 1: I won't see him, but Pa does, and Common doesn't.
Speaker 1: Barrero definitely does. He he sees all of them. That's
Speaker 1: six four six eight six.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 8: Humid Sundays match up with Washington is almost here. Find
Speaker 8: our street team on the plaza outside US Bank Stadium
Speaker 8: and ascow you can win Papa Murphy's game day, meal
Speaker 8: deals for a year.
Speaker 2: Dot com keyword calendar food man, what is it with
Speaker 2: this time of year? I'm like an old bar I
Speaker 2: just want to eat hungry, I just want to eat.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: What really matters? They're here for a reason. It's here.
Speaker 2: That's the only reason I'm here. Core, what really matters.
Speaker 2: It's a good question, isn't that. Well, let's start with
Speaker 2: your squad justin why not you're here?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: The Golden Gophers retain the acts four out of the
Speaker 1: last five years.
Speaker 2: Regular season wraps up.
Speaker 1: Wisconsin went twenty two years straight, I think making a bowl,
Speaker 1: but now they've missed a bowl two consecutive years. Luke
Speaker 1: Fickles having a lot of fun in Madison. But the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Golden Gophers what seven and five? Seven and zero
Speaker 1: at home?
Speaker 2: Yep, first time since nineteen sixty seven? Undefeated at home?
Speaker 1: Undefeated at home and one five on the road. Where
Speaker 1: are they going? What's your guests?
Speaker 10: The two debates are the Pens right Bowl out in
Speaker 10: New York City December twenty seventh. But the issue is
Speaker 10: there's not necessarily a pecking order, but the bowls kind
Speaker 10: of work collectively, and they think they'll have an amazing
Speaker 10: matchup out in New York that will drop people. That's
Speaker 10: to that stadium between Penn State and Pittsburgh, and so
Speaker 10: likely that pushes Minnesota to Phoenix to play in the
Speaker 10: I think it's called the Guaranteed Rate Bowl, and they'll
Speaker 10: play likely they'll play a team from the Big Twelve
Speaker 10: and they'll likely play TCU.
Speaker 2: Now, there was some time there was some talk about
Speaker 2: Las Vegas.
Speaker 10: But for some reason, Asco, which travels amazingly well, is
Speaker 10: likely to get to Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was hoping Las Vegas wame.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we'd rather go to Arizona. That's the Yeah,
Speaker 7: we don't want to go to We don't go outdoor
Speaker 7: stadium in New York.
Speaker 2: End of December. No age, no, no way, no.
Speaker 1: Plus, all these kids are getting paid now with nil money,
Speaker 1: Let's send them to Vegas.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 1: They can turn a half a million into seven million
Speaker 1: real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, triple that. Sucker up.
Speaker 1: Bet all your money that you made all year long
Speaker 1: on your nil, on your your jersey number on a
Speaker 1: roulette wheel, and just get thirty five to one on
Speaker 1: your money and retire all of it.
Speaker 2: It's not that hard. Yeah, it's that easy? Is that easy?
Speaker 2: That's what I would do? Well, what really matters is this,
Speaker 2: it is supposed to work. I don't know if it
Speaker 2: does work that way.
Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to a Stranger things five set viewer
Speaker 3: records on Netflix. The first four shows of the of
Speaker 3: the latest season, debut on November twenty sixth, reach nearly
Speaker 3: sixty million views in this first week.
Speaker 2: I was one of them. I was one of them too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: your thoughts. I love it. It's fun, right, I love it.
Speaker 1: Do you agree with with I was gonna say my take,
Speaker 1: but I am with the consensus that the gap though,
Speaker 1: between the kids that can act and can't act is
Speaker 1: white white.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's all right though.
Speaker 1: It's like it's ideally if they would have done this
Speaker 1: exact series just faster, so the kids would have stayed younger,
Speaker 1: I think it would have been slightly better.
Speaker 2: But they're older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not all guaranteed to grow up and be
Speaker 1: great actors, and the gap is widening.
Speaker 2: We're all thinking the same as the worst. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's a couple, there's a couple that are struggling.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, which is surprising because when you grow up
Speaker 7: in that industry, don't you just like doesn't just become
Speaker 7: a part of you, just like even just the formulaic
Speaker 7: way that they film that show, you'd just be inherently
Speaker 7: good at it.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: But here's a great example. Like think of how awesome
Speaker 1: Corey Feldman was as a child actor. Yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: not winning Oscars, you know, Like, but he was awesome
Speaker 1: in du Remlins stand by Me. He was fantastic. Then
Speaker 1: you grow up and you're like, get out of my movie.
Speaker 2: But you know what's surprising is I think Winona Ryder struggles.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree.
Speaker 7: I don't think that she's If she didn't have the
Speaker 7: cachet that she has, i'd be like, she's not a
Speaker 7: great act.
Speaker 1: I think Millie Bobby Brown is getting worse. Like it's
Speaker 1: it's it's not perfect, but it's just so much fun,
Speaker 1: so much fun, and the special effects are off the
Speaker 1: charts awesome.
Speaker 2: That whole season, it's only the first four. Last one
Speaker 2: is in theaters New Year's Eve and New York State.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's two more on Christmas and then the
Speaker 1: finale is New Year's Eve and it's over two hours long,
Speaker 1: and that's in theaters. It can be you can watch
Speaker 1: it on Netflix as well, but they are having a
Speaker 1: theatrical I thought it was.
Speaker 2: It's both. You can see it on Netflix, but you
Speaker 2: can also go see it if you want to watch it.
Speaker 7: Shoot, I might go to the theater to watch that
Speaker 7: with New Year's Eve, right, super fun to have that
Speaker 7: collective experience with a bunch of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, the Saint Michael's Theater out there by, I love
Speaker 3: you the co one. They keep showing like just random
Speaker 3: old school movies and I love it. Man, Back to
Speaker 3: the Future Jaws. I saw there this summer, and now
Speaker 3: they're doing all the Christmas movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how cool? Yeah, I love that die Hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a good reason to get out of the house.
Speaker 2: And I don't like leaving the house of cour I
Speaker 2: know you can go on to the next thing, but
Speaker 2: I do want to talk to you.
Speaker 7: I'll probably offline about about will I mean not only
Speaker 7: see a terrible actor, but whoa are you going to.
Speaker 2: Be spoilers and related things you're saying.
Speaker 7: Well, I just want to, like, I just want to
Speaker 7: like talk through just the last episode a little bit,
Speaker 7: like you know, the way it ended. I'm not quite
Speaker 7: vibing with, like how it all happened, and like what
Speaker 7: it all means? Sure, so I do want to get
Speaker 7: you because you're way smarter than me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: And the problem that I had watching all four of
Speaker 1: these episodes, even though I feel like I mentally caught
Speaker 1: up about halfway through the first episode, I'm all right,
Speaker 1: I know where we're you know whatever, because I had
Speaker 1: watched this the recap, and if I had not watched
Speaker 1: that recap, I would have been swimming same. But if
Speaker 1: you're gonna ask why is this happening? Where did this
Speaker 1: come from? I'm struggling with that as well, because I
Speaker 1: didn't recap it. Like my oldest daughter and my wife
Speaker 1: rewatched this series to get ready for this for so
Speaker 1: they were like caught up, caught up, I don't remember
Speaker 1: stuff that happened in the first handful of seasons to
Speaker 1: why we got to where we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm struggling with that a little bit too.
Speaker 7: It's more of just obviously again don't want to give
Speaker 7: it away, but how it ends in episode four why
Speaker 7: It's like Vecna knew, but like why is he allowing
Speaker 7: this to happen? Like I don't know, It's like you know,
Speaker 7: you know, You've got this one character in Vecna that
Speaker 7: is basically an all powerful god, can do it every
Speaker 7: he once unstoppable.
Speaker 2: Yet he's allowing this to happen. I don't you know.
Speaker 1: But God, he's a cool character. Right, every time Vecna
Speaker 1: walks on the screen.
Speaker 2: You're like, God, that's sweet, what a cool effect.
Speaker 1: Anyway, my turnout Dallas at Detroit tonight, seven fifteen, Dallas
Speaker 1: six five and one, Detroit seven and five. You know
Speaker 1: what's crazy, Benjamin, if you look back, let's just rewind
Speaker 1: almost a month.
Speaker 2: Dallas has won three straight.
Speaker 1: So they were three five and one and it looked
Speaker 1: like they were toast and the next four games on
Speaker 1: their schedule at that point the Raiders. Okay, yeah, but
Speaker 1: then it would have been Raiders into Eagles, Chiefs and Lions.
Speaker 1: So if you're the three five and one Cowboys and
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, we got the Raiders this week,
Speaker 1: but then it's the Eagles, the Chiefs, and the Lions,
Speaker 1: we're dead. But instead you beat the Raiders, you have
Speaker 1: that unbelievable comeback against the Eagles, then you beat the
Speaker 1: Chiefs on Thanksgiving, and now you have the struggling Lions,
Speaker 1: Like this is this season should have been over for
Speaker 1: Dallas and they're back in it.
Speaker 10: Well they did it after going through a traumatic situation
Speaker 10: all the r Yeah, yeah, yep, that's what I think.
Speaker 10: I mean, I think to have that happen in locker
Speaker 10: room and to go to to play the Raiders that week, right,
Speaker 10: and the way they've done this I think been pray remarkable.
Speaker 2: Do you like tonight?
Speaker 7: Did I see amen? Ra is going to be questionable?
Speaker 7: I think he he might not play, which is which
Speaker 7: is huge. That's huge, big, That's pretty big. I'm I'm
Speaker 7: roll with Dallas. Man, there's something they're they're cooking with something.
Speaker 2: Right now, and I like it.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to like him now since you said that
Speaker 3: about your friend being the.
Speaker 2: Coach, Yeah, you like that guy, se Yeah, I love
Speaker 2: that dude.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And you know all of his postgame you know,
Speaker 7: locker room speeches are kind of fun and it's just
Speaker 7: kind of fresh and mean. Same thing with Ben Johnson, Like,
Speaker 7: even though he's the adversary and I don't not supposed
Speaker 7: to like the Bears, like I'm it's fun to watch
Speaker 7: him kind of bring that team together in the post
Speaker 7: game stuff.
Speaker 3: So it's going to take a whole lot more for
Speaker 3: me to like the Bears.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I like the Bears.
Speaker 7: I like watching I like watching Ben Johnson do his stuff,
Speaker 7: you know, like it's it seems fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: According to Ian Rappaport, this was as of yesterday. Quote,
Speaker 1: he has not practiced this week. My understanding is this
Speaker 1: is a one to two week injury, so probably most
Speaker 1: likely going to miss Thursday's game, but he has not
Speaker 1: yet been ruled out.
Speaker 2: That was as of yesterday. Well, basically it's going to
Speaker 2: be ruled out pretty rare. Upon officially ruled out.
Speaker 10: Rare for both teams get a full week, right, both
Speaker 10: teams played on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: A full week of preper is a good call. So
Speaker 2: I'm just curious if that favors I don't know who.
Speaker 2: Maybe it favors I don't know GoF, I don't know
Speaker 2: full week of prep. What really matters, though, is this
Speaker 2: That's a good.
Speaker 3: Point court trying to figure out. I don't think I
Speaker 3: know what dim salm is? What is dim sum?
Speaker 2: Isn't a soup?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just saw a restaurant, was did I drive by
Speaker 3: a lot that? I've always wondered what dim sum is?
Speaker 3: And it's closing, and it's my fault because I never
Speaker 3: went in there, because I didn't know what they sold.
Speaker 3: My fault, guys, And you.
Speaker 2: Just go today and just buy a ton of it
Speaker 2: and they'll change their mind.
Speaker 3: And then then they'll never see me again. And even
Speaker 3: if it's delicious to wonder why that one guy came
Speaker 3: in and ordered all that and then left him.
Speaker 2: And hanging.
Speaker 3: I work things out of my head like that all
Speaker 3: the time. It leads me to doing nothing.
Speaker 2: And that's why you take that turn on one one
Speaker 2: hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 3: It's exactly right, just waiting for the police to chase me.
Speaker 2: Berry, come get me. Am eating junk and watching trash and.
Speaker 3: The Fresno Zoo is celebrating the birth of a new
Speaker 3: Southern white white rhinoceros calf's officials saying Kayla, the mother,
Speaker 3: gave birth to a female over Thanksgiving weekend and both
Speaker 3: are doing well under veterinary care. The calf is the
Speaker 3: fifth for Kayla all right and uh the male rhino,
Speaker 3: which is named Tim, well done, tim Uh. The zoo
Speaker 3: says the birth contributes to i'mgoing species conservation efforts. The
Speaker 3: baby is not ready to join to the exhibit and
Speaker 3: the zoo will announce what it is later this year.
Speaker 3: But there wasn't the white rhino, one of the ones
Speaker 3: they said was real close to extinction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, honestly, shout out to Kayla Criesel
Speaker 1: and Tim Nelson on their on their new Baby's good
Speaker 1: that Tala is so horny, Like what you guys, do
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 2: We got it?
Speaker 7: You think Tim is saying that every night like it's
Speaker 7: for conservation, baby well, species comfort concerts, Tim.
Speaker 3: Holt multiple things. I believe a rhino would be the last,
Speaker 3: the least offensive that I've seen him home.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a weird rhino slot machine very soon.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: What a weird little story this is that Maybe you
Speaker 1: guys saw this on from Football Talk dot com if
Speaker 1: that's a website you frequent Roger Goodell said the NFL
Speaker 1: is considering adding a second Black Friday game. Right the
Speaker 1: Bears and Eagles played last week will be half off,
Speaker 1: no game, but let's I'm not going to see if
Speaker 1: I can stump these two football guys. They both played ball,
Speaker 1: These guys both played they did like some people. Do
Speaker 1: you know why the NFL cannot play a Black Friday
Speaker 1: game after five pm on Black Friday.
Speaker 2: Well, it's got to be a part of the players union, right, really,
Speaker 2: do do dude? Do dude? So why would the players.
Speaker 10: Union not allow the players to play after five o'clock
Speaker 10: on Friday of Black Friday?
Speaker 7: Because that means they wouldn't get any shopping done. Vampire,
Speaker 7: I don't know, maybe they would get this is obscure.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to know if either one of you knew.
Speaker 2: I have no idea they'd multiply after a certain time. No,
Speaker 2: that's gremlins. Nope.
Speaker 1: Uh. Because of a federal law, the Sports Broadcasting Act
Speaker 1: of nineteen sixty one. For that one, it prohibits the
Speaker 1: NFL from televising games on Saturdays after six pm Eastern
Speaker 1: Time on Fridays from the second weekend in September through
Speaker 1: the second weekend in December. And that was according to
Speaker 1: Football Talk dot Com, that was quid pro quo for
Speaker 1: the extremely valuable broadcast antitrust exemption. So if real, if
Speaker 1: the NFL adds a second Black Friday game, it would
Speaker 1: have to conclude before five pm Central Time. There's some
Speaker 1: other rule that says it would have to start at
Speaker 1: noon at the latest. So you basically have to do
Speaker 1: like most likely you're going to have to have them
Speaker 1: slightly overlap. Otherwise a consecutive doubleheader would be would be
Speaker 1: cutting it really close. Unless, as this article says, unless
Speaker 1: you just say, what are we doing here? This is
Speaker 1: an act from nineteen sixty one. Can we just can
Speaker 1: we change this law? What are we doing here? So
Speaker 1: that's also an option as well. But the numbers were
Speaker 1: gigantic on Thanksgiving. We'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 1: The numbers on Black Friday are awesome, so obviously the NFL.
Speaker 2: Wants to keep stacking. It'll happen. What really matters, though,
Speaker 2: is this'd be cool if they didn't.
Speaker 3: Though, it's all right.
Speaker 2: Did you guys watch the Eagle and Bears on Black
Speaker 2: Friday or not? I did not? You didn't either?
Speaker 3: Ben?
Speaker 2: Were you busy or just well? I guess were you
Speaker 2: working on Black Friday? Or now? Okay? Weird and no
Speaker 2: interest in watching Bears Eagles on Black Friday? I think
Speaker 2: it was on. Do you think it was on? But
Speaker 2: I just thought about it. I don't think it's a
Speaker 2: college football day. I think it is. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes football out, especially after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, three games three good games on Yeah, three
Speaker 7: games on Thanksgiving was awesome, record breaking games.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that in a second. They were all good.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this oh M in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Please say, a seven year old woman Okay, faces DOUI
Speaker 3: charges she parties after she reportedly struck nine parked cars
Speaker 3: in an apartment complex on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: That's it. They were in the way.
Speaker 3: Officer say, she showed signs of impairment and did admit
Speaker 3: she'd been drinking a little after leaving the chop house.
Speaker 1: You know how hard it is to hit nine cars?
Speaker 1: I'll then ninety going keep going? Yeah yeah yeah, one, sure,
Speaker 1: maybe two okay?
Speaker 2: Nine? Nine?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she should get an award. Yeah yeah, it's
Speaker 7: kind of impressive as a CRASHDOMI.
Speaker 3: They're going to give her a free place to stay
Speaker 3: for a while.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: I think they awarded with a piece of paper. Then
Speaker 1: she has to pay them. Yeah, it goes that way
Speaker 1: as well. Nine cars, man, all right, Record breaking numbers
Speaker 1: Benjamin and Justin Gnzias on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Did you guys see the number?
Speaker 1: I didn't that the Chiefs Cowboys game drew Now the
Speaker 1: previous record Ben for a thanks Giving Day game. I'll
Speaker 1: let you guess first, forty two million. It's going to
Speaker 1: be up their Cowboys and Giants in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: So just three years ago, Cowboys and Giants forty two
Speaker 1: point zero six million. What do you think Chiefs Cowboys
Speaker 1: last Thursday did well?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 7: You bring these things up because it's going to blow
Speaker 7: a minds uh fifty one million, fifty one million, flash
Speaker 7: five fifty five Zachary you s got Zach Max.
Speaker 2: I see this one. I'm gonna say fifty fifty on
Speaker 2: the dot. I saw it. Yeah, forty two was the
Speaker 2: previous record.
Speaker 1: The Chiefs and Cowboys on Thanksgiving drew fifty seven point
Speaker 1: two million, making it the most watched regular season game.
Speaker 2: In NFL history totally.
Speaker 1: Packers Lions was the early game that did forty seven
Speaker 1: point seven, so it temporarily broke the record. The Bengals
Speaker 1: and Ravens did twenty eight point four million, which is
Speaker 1: the most watched primetime Thanksgiving Day game ever just Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and they've been doing that game. The primetime
Speaker 2: game has been five years. Is the third one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't remember when they added the third one. It
Speaker 2: feels like a little bit longer than that. Why would
Speaker 2: the numbers jump that much? That seems well.
Speaker 1: First of all, the matchups were good right back in
Speaker 1: the day when the Lions were just unwatchable.
Speaker 2: That made it tough.
Speaker 1: Now you have you have three on paper pretty good matchups,
Speaker 1: or three pretty good storylines, and I guess people said,
Speaker 1: let's just sit around and do nothing all day. Fifty
Speaker 1: seven million, man. Wow, good for the NFL, unstoppable for us.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this all right?
Speaker 3: I'm glad we got to this, because this is pretty good.
Speaker 3: It was on this day, guys, December fourth, in nineteen
Speaker 3: twenty eight, almost one hundred years ago.
Speaker 2: The Dapper Dan Hogan.
Speaker 3: I'm a Dapper Dan Man, a saloon keeper and mob boss,
Speaker 3: was killed by a car bomb. Nineteen twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Car bomb.
Speaker 3: Somebody planted a car bomb under the four boards of
Speaker 3: his new page pai Ge Page Coop. Doctors worked all
Speaker 3: day to try to save him. Racketeers, police characters, businessmen
Speaker 3: all cued up at the hospital to donate blood for
Speaker 3: their ailing friend, who was known as the Irish Godfather.
Speaker 2: Dapper Dan Hogan.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Yeah, since you and
Speaker 1: I both loved the movie Old brother were out there.
Speaker 1: Anybody else here loved that movie because it's fantastic Coen Brothers, then.
Speaker 2: Give me yeah, I saw it. Oh man, I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Dapper Dan was a real thing at
Speaker 1: all until you just said it, right. I just assumed
Speaker 1: it was from the movie, right, I didn't know that
Speaker 1: was real, Dapper Dan. Did you really have hair products?
Speaker 1: Or is that just that's the nod to him? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I do know this, that would be
Speaker 1: unbelievable if he's a mob boss and.
Speaker 3: Died around nine pm. His murder is still unsolved. His
Speaker 3: murder happened just off Seventh Street in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Really didn't hit it, that's right.
Speaker 3: Hogan was a pillar of the twins that he's underworld.
Speaker 3: His downtown saloon, The Green Lantern, catered to and laundered money,
Speaker 3: of course, but that's what they say.
Speaker 1: I don't believe if he had twins of these connections,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be no chance that the Coen Brothers didn't
Speaker 1: do that on purpose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still his innocence, Oh for sure, Yeah, he
Speaker 3: didn't do it. Uh, he catered to bank robbers, bootleggers,
Speaker 3: safe crackers, which I mean, come on, safe crack. Don't
Speaker 3: call me the like I'm a dangerous man. I might
Speaker 3: be a cracker. Got to really narrow it down when
Speaker 3: you're looking for people.
Speaker 2: I can't be mad. I'm ruled out for what.
Speaker 3: Our next bachelor Susane Susie way you're looking for him? Man,
Speaker 3: I just want a safe cracker.
Speaker 2: To Minnesota anyway.
Speaker 3: He was an expert at diffusing pet arguments, keeping feuds
Speaker 3: from getting out of hand, and the what was called
Speaker 3: The Morning Tribune which later became the Star Tribune.
Speaker 2: Said, Uh.
Speaker 3: He he kept the heat out of town, which made
Speaker 3: him a friend of many lawbreakers and a valuable asset
Speaker 3: to the people.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: He was a peacekeeper. He was he was dapper Dan. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He is said to have been responsible for keeping Minneapolis
Speaker 3: Saint Paul from becoming the bloody town the Chicago did.
Speaker 2: Wow. But he was killed by a car bomb off
Speaker 2: Seventh Street in Saint Paul, probably by Capone.
Speaker 3: How dare you Capone was innocent of all charges, Like
Speaker 3: was just misunderstood.
Speaker 1: Capone was the opposite of a safe cracker. He was
Speaker 1: extremely dangerous.
Speaker 2: When do things escalate beyond petty. Yeah. Well, now.
Speaker 3: Get you.
Speaker 1: Read the part of the article again where it says,
Speaker 1: like what he was good at the petty argument?
Speaker 2: What does it say?
Speaker 3: I said, let's see, uh uh. He was an expert
Speaker 3: at diffusing petty argument, keep going confuse from getting out
Speaker 3: of hand, and and keeping the heat out of town.
Speaker 2: So he's essentially Chad Abbit. That's great.
Speaker 1: That's what Chad's entire job is is just diffusing petty arguments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the mob kept giving him the heat, give
Speaker 3: him responsibilities for other gangs, even out of city gangs
Speaker 3: that he didn't really want to have to deal with. Right,
Speaker 3: don't start your car today, Abbit says here he died
Speaker 3: by drop foot.
Speaker 2: Gave him a well place to whack on the back.
Speaker 1: He's always taking trap that so did Dapper Dan. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, man, he's a safe cracker.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I will say one thing.
Speaker 7: The mobsters are great about committee murder and never getting caught.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they don't do it.
Speaker 7: Somebody mafia murders yeah man, just a car bomb, Yeah,
Speaker 7: just your random car bomb.
Speaker 2: Remember somebody have a ring cam?
Speaker 1: No not at the time they and if they did,
Speaker 1: they would have just told us they saw a coyote
Speaker 1: in their backyard.
Speaker 2: Remember when Clooney says, I don't want fuck, I'm a
Speaker 2: Dapper Dan man. It's such a good take five of
Speaker 2: those hairnets. God, I love that movie so much.
Speaker 3: So good Man December fourth, nineteen twenty eight. A nitro
Speaker 3: glycerin explosive Oh I learned something elegend and the cars undercarriage.
Speaker 3: And by the way, when he pressed his foot on
Speaker 3: the pedal, the bomb went off and nearly severed his
Speaker 3: right leg.
Speaker 2: He died from blood loss.
Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't pretty, yep Man, so far before Goodfellas
Speaker 1: or Casino, any of those movies in the nineties.
Speaker 2: How cool. That's awesome. I mean, not that he got
Speaker 2: blown up in a car, but the years ago honoring
Speaker 2: Dapper Dan. So let's make the stappor Dan day day.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out this is like Columbus, that he
Speaker 1: was so much more problem. We're it's gonna be the
Speaker 1: start of you like power trop morning joke, praises well
Speaker 1: known you know child abuser races cracker.
Speaker 2: He's just the worst, the opposite of Dapper. The news
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