1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. We're live in ninety 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 1: three to three FLZ and eight four ninety three ninety three. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: I'd love for you to call in and we're going 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: to talk about something and let me just tell you 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: the story first though. So we were invited to do 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,159 Speaker 1: something that was one of the most fun experiences I 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: think I've ever had. Jed and I went and golfed 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: at the Valvespar. We golfed at Innisbrook. The Valspar. If 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: you don't it's the biggest golf tournament in the world. 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: And we got to golf there and shout out to Bobby, 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: I mean, genuinely one of the nicest guys I've ever met. 13 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: Shout out to Billy, genuinely one of the nicest guys 14 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: ever met. By the way. We love them, we love 15 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: their families. And we went out and this was on Monday. Okay, 16 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: so Monday, we wake up around four, we do the show, 17 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: immediately finished the show, we did, get in our cars, 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: we go drive over to Innis Brook, get there. We 19 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 1: start golfing into like one thirty and we kept golfing 20 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: and kept golfing and kept golfing and kept golf and 21 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: it kept golf and it kept golfing. And then right 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: around like eight thirty, I think we finished. 23 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 2: I think you're about yeah, because I didn't get home 24 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: until night. I'm about thirty minutes. 25 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: So eight thirty we finish. And we were drinking all day. 26 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: And you know when you when you're drinking like sugary stuff, 27 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,479 Speaker 1: when you start to like sober up, because obviously we're 28 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: going to drink and drive sobered up, you get a headache. Yeah, 29 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: and we're out in the sun and I'm like feeling dehydrated. 30 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: I don't feel good. I call Lissa, and Alyssa had 31 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: her sort of still can't drive. I told her like, hey, 32 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring home dinner. I thought I thought I 33 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: was gonna be home by like seven, so it's like late. 34 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: And she was like, hey, don't even worry about it. 35 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I need food. I'm gonna like throw up. 36 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'll figure it out. She goes, all right, 37 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: just do fast food so you can get home faster. Like, okay, perfect, 38 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: We'll do McDonald's. We always go with McDonald's. So I'm 39 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: driving and I'm like, literally, like, I think I'm gonna die. 40 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna die, and I saw a 41 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: cute little redhead girl on the side of the street 42 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: named Wendy, and I'm like, I'm just gonna go get Wendy's. 43 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: So I literally I turned right and I'm like, going 44 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: three lanes. I did past three lanes. I like, you 45 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: ever turned so quick? You like don't know you got 46 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 1: to turn, and then you just yours. I might as 47 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: well have drifted in my car into this parking lot. 48 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: And I pull up and the worst thing happened. There 49 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: was no line, so I pull right up, and I 50 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: had no time to call a Lissa. So I looked 51 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: at the menu and in my head, I'm going, do 52 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: I just order for her? But you know, we love Wendy's. 53 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: Let's just have an honest conversation. Though she doesn't necessarily 54 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: like it all that much. I know that, So I'm like, 55 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 1: I don't think that he's gonna want this. I already 56 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: said I'll get McDonald's. I don't know what to do, 57 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: so I ordered a sandwich, I got a water, and 58 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 1: I ate it. Before I got to McDonald's, I et 59 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: the whole thing. I ate everything I ate, I might 60 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: as well have eat the the aluminum foil that it 61 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,679 Speaker 1: came in. I ate the whole thing as I drove 62 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: to McDonald's, and then I got out of the car. 63 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: I threw it away. At McDonald's, I went back in 64 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: that got it. I went back in the line for McDonald's. 65 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: I ordered both of our meals. I always get a 66 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: double quarter pounder. She gets a single quarter pounder. We 67 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: get the large fry. We both get sprite. I get 68 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: home and immediately I take one bite and I go, 69 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm full. I can't have this. I 70 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: don't feel good anymore. I lied about my eating habits. 71 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: Do you guys lie about your eating habits? 72 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 3: Ever? 73 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: Eight fourree text at zero. I've talked about this before. 74 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: My barbershop is right by an Arby's, Well, it used 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: to be. They just moved about a year ago. But 76 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: before when it was at its original location, playing a 77 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: barber's was buying Arby's. I love Arby's. Listening to like Arby's. 78 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: I would go and I'd get Arby's before i'd get home. 79 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: I'd get ten am Arby's because i'd get the early 80 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: morning Saturday haircut and I'd eat my beef and then 81 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 1: I'd throw that thing away right before I got home. Okay, 82 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: I hide the food. I'm embarrassed about my eating sometimes, Katie, 83 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: do you do this? I don't. 84 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 4: There is no I'm just saying there's there's no shame. 85 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: In my game. But I have found in Shawn's truck. 86 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: He'll come home from work, taco bell bag in there. 87 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 4: Oh my god, Like you didn't offer me any taco bell. 88 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,559 Speaker 1: Well, you didn't have time. There was no line. Wah wah, 89 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: you would do wa wah without me. You didn't have time. 90 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: There was no line. Yeah, I had no time. When 91 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: I pulled up, there was no line at all. I 92 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: immediately got to in the person immediately, which, by the way, 93 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: the other DA thing to Wendy's. What do you know? 94 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: They have AI work to drive through? 95 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 4: Yeo, yeah, you don't even talk, so human? 96 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: Why do they have AI work to drive through? When 97 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: I pull up to the window, I'm thinking, like, is 98 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: a robot gonna give you this food? No, there's like 99 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: three people and they're working. Why aren't they the ones talk? 100 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: I want a person to talk to. 101 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 4: Well, the robot gets your order, correct, A human doesn't 102 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 4: a human gets. 103 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: That's so not true, I think too. Can I say 104 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: the McDonald's Olmerton, that right by International Diamond Center, if 105 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: they got rid of the people there, I'm never going 106 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: back to that McDonald's because there is a woman there. 107 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: This is amazing. She gotta be like thirty to forty 108 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: black woman. Every single time I go up to the window. 109 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: She is so I forgot that I ordered food sometimes 110 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: because I just want to talk to her and she 111 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: calls you sweetie and she makes you feel good. No, 112 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: AI is gonna call me. You're right? I mean I 113 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: could they could? Yeah? Can you what you want to hear? 114 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 4: I'm trying to think I've ever done this, But I'm 115 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 4: just like maybe it's a guy thing because you guys 116 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 4: can just eat a sandwich in one bite and just 117 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 4: pull up to the girl's crib. It'd be fine, because 118 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 4: I don't think I would ever. 119 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so hot, but I could not. You know, 120 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: I had to get I had to get rid of 121 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 1: the evidence. Yeah, of course it was so hot. I 122 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: had to really be like, Okay, am I going to 123 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: eat it all? Or am I going to have to 124 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: throw it away? I my mouth is has been assaulted. 125 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 1: My mouth hurts so bad still, Like you ever burned 126 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: the roof of your mouth? Yes, it was horrible. I 127 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,280 Speaker 1: had to do what you had to do. I had 128 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: to hide the body, though, and I hit it a 129 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: lot better than that cornhole guy. 130 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 4: I wonder if she's found any of your rappers and 131 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 4: just has noelling to you, like Katie and then she 132 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 4: is like, Hey, did you favorite McDonald's. 133 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: Without right right right? Hey, Sky, hi Sky Sky? You 134 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: and your friends? What do you guys hold each other 135 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: accountable with this group chat? Or what is it? 136 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 3: Okay? So this group chat is called do you want 137 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 3: Taco Bell? Like that is how it's labeled. And we 138 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:14,239 Speaker 3: get together on Saturdays to have game nights, and ninety 139 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 3: percent of the time we order taco bell at like 140 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 3: one o'clock in the morning, and we're like why did 141 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 3: we do this? 142 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: Wow? Because that's the best time to consume taco bell is. 143 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 3: And we just sit around the game table and we're 144 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 3: just shoving our mouths a taco bell and then the 145 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 3: next day we're like, oh, my stomach care it's so bad. 146 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: See, the ladies at least are honest with each other 147 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: and they tell each other, yeah you Meanwhile, Sean and 148 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: I are are secret eaters. We can't carry that burden. 149 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: It's mission impossible. Every time we want to eat, we'll 150 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 1: send a. 151 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 4: Selfie day at McDonald's not getting you anything. 152 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: This guy, we love you so much. I'm shocked that, 153 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: like you know, Jed, we're gonna hit this weird part 154 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: with Jed. He's back in his relationships, so he's got 155 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: his girlfriend again. I think we're gonna hit a point, 156 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: and we might have already hit a point where he's 157 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: not going to be sharing every story on the air. 158 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: I think he's going to keep some things close to 159 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 1: the belt because she doesn't want her to hear it. 160 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: So even when I ask him, have you ever hidden 161 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: food from anyone? I think he's gonna say, no, have 162 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: you ever had food any course? 163 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 2: I still do. 164 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: It's a thing. 165 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 2: I do it all the time, especially because and Katie 166 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,320 Speaker 2: knows this, because we live so close to each other, 167 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 2: there is a plethora of fast food restaurants. I mean, 168 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 2: we got Zaxby's Steak and Shake, McDonald's, Chick fil a, it, 169 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 2: we have it all. So when I'm on my way 170 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 2: home and I'm like meeting my girlfriend at our place 171 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 2: at the same time, and I'm starving, and I know 172 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 2: we're going to go out to eat. I'm such a 173 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,680 Speaker 2: fat butt where I'll go to Steak and Shake get 174 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 2: a garlic double, and then we'll go out to eat 175 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 2: after that, and she'll look at the back and see 176 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 2: the empty bag of Sneak and Shake and be like, 177 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 2: what are you doing? I'm always hungry, always hungry. All right, Well, 178 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,880 Speaker 2: just let's sell keep that a secret, can we. Anyone 179 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 2: who works with Alyssa don't tell her. 180 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,559 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 181 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident attorneys,