Speaker 1: All right, it is the mojo in the morning show, Lydia.
Speaker 1: I know she's very busy, but you know what, she
Speaker 1: has a roof over her head because of me. Okay,
Speaker 1: call my wife up, Chelsea and I have a problem here.
Speaker 1: We got another problem. My wife is crazed when it
Speaker 1: comes to She'll see something on TikTok or Instagram, and
Speaker 1: when she sees it, she gets so caught up with
Speaker 1: it and then makes me have to like do some
Speaker 1: changes in my lifestyle, all because of something that some
Speaker 1: viral things she ran into or somebody sent her. Chelsea
Speaker 1: now has a new thing that has become a problem
Speaker 1: for me. Out of nowhere. Our house is suddenly a
Speaker 1: take your shoes off at the doorhouse. It wasn't before.
Speaker 1: I never took my shoes off at the door. I
Speaker 1: would wear my shoes and walk, you know, all the
Speaker 1: way to my closet and I would take them off
Speaker 1: in my bedroom. An what you guy? First, off, mind
Speaker 1: your own business, it's my house.
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm worried about you, and more poorly, I'm
Speaker 2: worried about Chelsea.
Speaker 1: She has made it now where my lifestyle has to
Speaker 1: change so much. I can't flush the toilet with the
Speaker 1: lid open. I've got to keep the lid closed all
Speaker 1: the time. Now, I got to keep my shoes at
Speaker 1: the door, which means I'm not going to wear those
Speaker 1: same shoes the next day. I've got to, like, I
Speaker 1: got eight thousand shoes that are just sitting around there.
Speaker 1: And she's like making me kind of have to do
Speaker 1: like a bunch of exercise. What's our reasoning? So Chelsea
Speaker 1: read this Instagram post. Oh, she's on the phone with
Speaker 1: us right now, so this is good. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: her on the phone here with us. She read this
Speaker 1: Instagram post that she sent to me, and it says
Speaker 1: one shoe step spreads millions of germs such as poop
Speaker 1: bacteria onto living space floor. Chelsea, Yeah, do you have
Speaker 1: your shoes off?
Speaker 3: Of course I do.
Speaker 1: That's bs because I know you put your shoes on
Speaker 1: and then you walk out the door. You don't put
Speaker 1: your shoes on at the door.
Speaker 3: They're right by the door, and then I walk out
Speaker 3: of the house. So I need to tell people, don't
Speaker 3: take your shoes off. Don't because I felt that was
Speaker 3: so rude. I was raised in Arizona. We never took
Speaker 3: our shoes off. That concept was still bi zart of
Speaker 3: me when I moved here, but I would always respect
Speaker 3: everyone's rules here and take my shoes off. Guess what
Speaker 3: new rule, shoes off or stand outside?
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I have to tell you that my lifestyle
Speaker 1: has gotten worse as I've gotten older. These are supposed
Speaker 1: to be the times of my life where I'm in
Speaker 1: the I don't give an f period of my life.
Speaker 4: There is a way to make it better.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: I'm just not going to say.
Speaker 1: Oh is that a I think that was a divorce thread? There?
Speaker 2: You know what's you know what you should get him?
Speaker 2: Chelsea there? You might have you might have seen this
Speaker 2: on TikTok as well. But they have these devices where
Speaker 2: it's almost like a shoe booty and you can put
Speaker 2: your foot literally with your shoe on inside of the
Speaker 2: booty and it'll fit around the soles of your foot.
Speaker 1: So, Mojo, if you wanted.
Speaker 2: To, as soon as you come in the house, put
Speaker 2: one of those little foot condoms on. You can walk
Speaker 2: to your room or wherever else you want to go, like
Speaker 2: the thing that the Comcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like automatic. I have those. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't let anyone with their shoes in my house.
Speaker 5: I offer them shoe covers though, I say, you don't
Speaker 5: have to take your shoes off, but I do have
Speaker 5: shoe covers for you because you are not walking around
Speaker 5: in my house.
Speaker 3: Goes on, yeah, no, or you can take your shoes
Speaker 3: off your tongue.
Speaker 1: I don't get this whole thing, the shoes off at
Speaker 1: the door. I hated going all the time to like
Speaker 1: friends houses like the lashes, where the lashes like make
Speaker 1: you take off your shoes and.
Speaker 4: Then make you're not invited.
Speaker 1: Well that is true, by the way. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever been invited over to Samanthas right.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, when you think about it, bro, it is dirty,
Speaker 2: like especially were walking we walking in Eastern Market where
Speaker 2: the slaughter and stuff.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact, I spit on the street.
Speaker 1: You walk your dogs, they on the street walking the
Speaker 1: p and poop. I don't like the idea that you
Speaker 1: guys are making her look right. I think this is wrong.
Speaker 1: I want you to do me a favor, and I
Speaker 1: know this is going to sound really creepy, but can
Speaker 1: you take a picture of your feet for me? Right now?
Speaker 1: I want to see what you got on your feet.
Speaker 3: Hey, I just I'm getting ready.
Speaker 4: I just got out of the shower.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 1: Oh great, make a picture for me. You got to
Speaker 1: get some house shoes, Mojo. I love you, Chelsea, I
Speaker 1: will talk to you.
Speaker 3: We have the most disgusting shoes that he called howse shoes.
Speaker 3: So what are they? What are those ones that you
Speaker 3: wear that look like elf shoes?
Speaker 1: They're Ola La kais or something like that, like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, they're like a slipper, like a
Speaker 3: sock like.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, those are Bonabos Banabos grippy socks. No,
Speaker 1: they do. They look like elf shoes. Look at those
Speaker 1: things on Bonabos's I think it is no, not Bonabos.
Speaker 1: What's the sock company called? Is it uh Bambas Bombas
Speaker 1: the Bombas uh sticky socks or something like that. I
Speaker 1: think they're called.
Speaker 3: That's funnier thing. But in the house for.
Speaker 1: Her, yeah, they are the They are honestly the greatest
Speaker 1: things ever. If you're looking for him, they're called men's
Speaker 1: gripper slipper, the gripper slipper. You got to try those things.
Speaker 3: I'm going to work the time.
Speaker 4: You don't look for him.
Speaker 1: Actually, you're naked coming out of the shower, put on
Speaker 1: my gripper slippers. That would be a dream come true
Speaker 1: from me.
Speaker 3: And I just pictures on my feet.
Speaker 1: So hold on a second, know, hold on, guys, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. Oh look at this, Harry, want to see
Speaker 1: a picture. There's my wife's feet. Guys, there there they
Speaker 1: are right there.
Speaker 2: I don't know she said there with the intention that
Speaker 2: we were going to see she's got great looking feet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, turn.
Speaker 5: The brightness down a little bit so you can see
Speaker 5: the picture better.
Speaker 1: Oh, turn the brightness down. Okay, hold on, all the
Speaker 1: guys that want to see my wife's my wife's feet.
Speaker 1: I feel like you need a moment mode. There's look
Speaker 1: at those feet.
Speaker 5: Oh Chelsea, you got some nice dogs. They don't even
Speaker 5: look like that or anything. I got the Jersey Mike subs.
Speaker 5: But you're look cute, you guys, some cute like a
Speaker 5: little slider feet.
Speaker 1: We should put's foot next to Chelsea's. Oh lord, wait
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 2: It be like that movie with Danny DeVito and Arnold Swarzenigger.
Speaker 1: Just said that she's got or is he Mike sub feet?
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? No?
Speaker 5: I do, but I think Chelsea is like cute little
Speaker 5: sick like sandwich feet like.
Speaker 1: Something that's funny. Oh my gosh, all right, hold on
Speaker 1: a second real quick. Ellen, are you there, Ellen? What's
Speaker 1: going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Ellen, Hey, what's up? Ellen?
Speaker 6: I just want to say I agree with Chelsea. You
Speaker 6: are walking on so much stock. You got spit like people. Still,
Speaker 6: stuff's not rockets, you name it. You're walking on so
Speaker 6: much stuff all day long.
Speaker 1: Where are you walking where? You got snot rockets and
Speaker 1: all the rest of that.
Speaker 6: Stuff every were Oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, hold on, Barb, what's up, Barb. It's Mojo in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 6: Mojo. There is eggs from the cockroaches and.
Speaker 4: You're building on the bottom of your m You need
Speaker 4: to take your shoes off at the door.
Speaker 1: The cockroaches, the cocker roaches are on the bottom of
Speaker 1: your feet. Yeah. Now, the cocker roaches were climbing on
Speaker 1: the walls in Lydia and Bianca Studio. They weren't on
Speaker 1: the they weren't.
Speaker 4: On the They're in the building.
Speaker 3: They're in the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember during COVID when I freaked out for
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks and I like would make you
Speaker 3: come in and take your clothes off in the garage
Speaker 3: before you came in.
Speaker 1: It was insane.
Speaker 3: It was yet zero problem, zero problems because we lied to.
Speaker 1: Our government, lied to us during COVID Naro problem. They
Speaker 1: said that they said that we had to wash our groceries.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like that was come on?
Speaker 1: We all thought that we were we were crazy at
Speaker 1: that time. What's going on, Susan? What's up?
Speaker 4: Hey? Good morning? Hearing you all and what could come
Speaker 4: in my house? I'd love to change my rule. However,
Speaker 4: my husband has an amputated leg, so if he he refused,
Speaker 4: he won't take a shoes off at the door because
Speaker 4: he can't walk then as well, So there is no choice.
Speaker 4: So I don't ask anybody to take off their shoes.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jackson, what are you gonna do? Chelsea? Make him
Speaker 1: take his nub off at the door if he comes.
Speaker 4: He can have an exception. There's an exception to your rule?
Speaker 4: Or thank you? Because what you all are talking about
Speaker 4: sounds super gross and I hate what I'm thinking about now,
Speaker 4: but it's his I don't think I could get him
Speaker 4: to change or put a shoe cover on in his home.
Speaker 1: Hey, question for you it is Suzanne right. I called
Speaker 1: you Susan, but it's Suzanne.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's okay, no worrying.
Speaker 1: Do you ever massage his nub? Oh? My god?
Speaker 4: No, But I have to tell you my girlfriend doesn't
Speaker 4: understand why I don't. She's totally into it. I totally
Speaker 4: am not.
Speaker 1: I think it would be so hot if I was,
Speaker 1: if I had an amputated leg, I would want you
Speaker 1: to massage my nub. Chese, thank you.
Speaker 4: I've heard it. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Bye, guys, take care of yourself. Bye, all right, can
Speaker 1: be part of the show. Eight four four Mojo Live eight.
Speaker 3: Four four six sixty five six eight.
Speaker 1: Mojo in the Morning. Hold that second. Asia wants to
Speaker 1: take it one step further? Asia, what's up? You want
Speaker 1: to take it one step further?
Speaker 7: Yes, I say, no shoes in the house, and it's
Speaker 7: a hard no on outside, clothes on your couch, and
Speaker 7: you'll be it anyone your there feet or your bear
Speaker 7: behind nobody.
Speaker 1: That's that's facts. That's facts with you. You can't, you can't.
Speaker 2: You cannot come from outside in these environments which will
Speaker 2: close on and then go lay in your bed with
Speaker 2: those same clothes.
Speaker 1: You canange it that bro in these environments yes, I'm
Speaker 1: be outside battling the elements. Get out of here when
Speaker 1: the last come on.
Speaker 2: You know our studio is not the cleanness when the
Speaker 2: last time they cleaned these chairs come on?
Speaker 1: Now, be honest, do you know how much laundry I
Speaker 1: would have to do if I gotta keep on chain
Speaker 1: jim my clothes like you don't do your laundry anyway?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you Asia, thank you Mine