WEBVTT - Shoes Off!

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is the mojo in the morning show, Lydia.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she's very busy, but you know what, she

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<v Speaker 1>has a roof over her head because of me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>call my wife up, Chelsea and I have a problem here.

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<v Speaker 1>We got another problem. My wife is crazed when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to She'll see something on TikTok or Instagram, and

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<v Speaker 1>when she sees it, she gets so caught up with

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<v Speaker 1>it and then makes me have to like do some

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<v Speaker 1>changes in my lifestyle, all because of something that some

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<v Speaker 1>viral things she ran into or somebody sent her. Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>now has a new thing that has become a problem

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Out of nowhere. Our house is suddenly a

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<v Speaker 1>take your shoes off at the doorhouse. It wasn't before.

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<v Speaker 1>I never took my shoes off at the door. I

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<v Speaker 1>would wear my shoes and walk, you know, all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to my closet and I would take them off

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<v Speaker 1>in my bedroom. An what you guy? First, off, mind

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<v Speaker 1>your own business, it's my house.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I'm worried about you, and more poorly, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>worried about Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 1>She has made it now where my lifestyle has to

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<v Speaker 1>change so much. I can't flush the toilet with the

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<v Speaker 1>lid open. I've got to keep the lid closed all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Now, I got to keep my shoes at

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<v Speaker 1>the door, which means I'm not going to wear those

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<v Speaker 1>same shoes the next day. I've got to, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>got eight thousand shoes that are just sitting around there.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like making me kind of have to do

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<v Speaker 1>like a bunch of exercise. What's our reasoning? So Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>read this Instagram post. Oh, she's on the phone with

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<v Speaker 1>us right now, so this is good. I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>her on the phone here with us. She read this

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram post that she sent to me, and it says

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<v Speaker 1>one shoe step spreads millions of germs such as poop

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria onto living space floor. Chelsea, Yeah, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>your shoes off?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course I do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bs because I know you put your shoes on

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<v Speaker 1>and then you walk out the door. You don't put

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<v Speaker 1>your shoes on at the door.

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<v Speaker 3>They're right by the door, and then I walk out

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<v Speaker 3>of the house. So I need to tell people, don't

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<v Speaker 3>take your shoes off. Don't because I felt that was

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<v Speaker 3>so rude. I was raised in Arizona. We never took

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<v Speaker 3>our shoes off. That concept was still bi zart of

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<v Speaker 3>me when I moved here, but I would always respect

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's rules here and take my shoes off. Guess what

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<v Speaker 3>new rule, shoes off or stand outside?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, listen, I have to tell you that my lifestyle

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<v Speaker 1>has gotten worse as I've gotten older. These are supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be the times of my life where I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the I don't give an f period of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a way to make it better.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just not going to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that a I think that was a divorce thread? There?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's you know what you should get him?

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea there? You might have you might have seen this

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<v Speaker 2>on TikTok as well. But they have these devices where

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<v Speaker 2>it's almost like a shoe booty and you can put

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<v Speaker 2>your foot literally with your shoe on inside of the

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<v Speaker 2>booty and it'll fit around the soles of your foot.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Mojo, if you wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>To, as soon as you come in the house, put

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<v Speaker 2>one of those little foot condoms on. You can walk

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<v Speaker 2>to your room or wherever else you want to go, like

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<v Speaker 2>the thing that the Comcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's like automatic. I have those. Okay, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't let anyone with their shoes in my house.

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<v Speaker 5>I offer them shoe covers though, I say, you don't

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<v Speaker 5>have to take your shoes off, but I do have

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<v Speaker 5>shoe covers for you because you are not walking around

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<v Speaker 5>in my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Goes on, yeah, no, or you can take your shoes

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<v Speaker 3>off your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get this whole thing, the shoes off at

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<v Speaker 1>the door. I hated going all the time to like

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<v Speaker 1>friends houses like the lashes, where the lashes like make

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<v Speaker 1>you take off your shoes and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then make you're not invited.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that is true, by the way. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever been invited over to Samanthas right.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, when you think about it, bro, it is dirty,

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<v Speaker 2>like especially were walking we walking in Eastern Market where

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<v Speaker 2>the slaughter and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I know for a fact, I spit on the street.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk your dogs, they on the street walking the

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<v Speaker 1>p and poop. I don't like the idea that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are making her look right. I think this is wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do me a favor, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know this is going to sound really creepy, but can

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<v Speaker 1>you take a picture of your feet for me? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see what you got on your feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I just I'm getting ready.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got out of the shower.

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<v Speaker 5>Me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, make a picture for me. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>get some house shoes, Mojo. I love you, Chelsea, I

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<v Speaker 1>will talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the most disgusting shoes that he called howse shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>So what are they? What are those ones that you

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<v Speaker 3>wear that look like elf shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>They're Ola La kais or something like that, like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, they're like a slipper, like a

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<v Speaker 3>sock like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, those are Bonabos Banabos grippy socks. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they do. They look like elf shoes. Look at those

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<v Speaker 1>things on Bonabos's I think it is no, not Bonabos.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the sock company called? Is it uh Bambas Bombas

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<v Speaker 1>the Bombas uh sticky socks or something like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're called.

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<v Speaker 3>That's funnier thing. But in the house for.

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<v Speaker 1>Her, yeah, they are the They are honestly the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>things ever. If you're looking for him, they're called men's

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<v Speaker 1>gripper slipper, the gripper slipper. You got to try those things.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to work the time.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't look for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, you're naked coming out of the shower, put on

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<v Speaker 1>my gripper slippers. That would be a dream come true

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<v Speaker 1>from me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just pictures on my feet.

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<v Speaker 1>So hold on a second, know, hold on, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. Oh look at this, Harry, want to see

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<v Speaker 1>a picture. There's my wife's feet. Guys, there there they

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<v Speaker 1>are right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know she said there with the intention that

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<v Speaker 2>we were going to see she's got great looking feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, turn.

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<v Speaker 5>The brightness down a little bit so you can see

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<v Speaker 5>the picture better.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, turn the brightness down. Okay, hold on, all the

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<v Speaker 1>guys that want to see my wife's my wife's feet.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you need a moment mode. There's look

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<v Speaker 1>at those feet.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh Chelsea, you got some nice dogs. They don't even

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<v Speaker 5>look like that or anything. I got the Jersey Mike subs.

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<v Speaker 5>But you're look cute, you guys, some cute like a

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<v Speaker 5>little slider feet.

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<v Speaker 1>We should put's foot next to Chelsea's. Oh lord, wait

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<v Speaker 1>a second.

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<v Speaker 2>It be like that movie with Danny DeVito and Arnold Swarzenigger.

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<v Speaker 1>Just said that she's got or is he Mike sub feet?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you said? No?

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<v Speaker 5>I do, but I think Chelsea is like cute little

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<v Speaker 5>sick like sandwich feet like.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that's funny. Oh my gosh, all right, hold on

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<v Speaker 1>a second real quick. Ellen, are you there, Ellen? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Ellen, Hey, what's up? Ellen?

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<v Speaker 6>I just want to say I agree with Chelsea. You

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<v Speaker 6>are walking on so much stock. You got spit like people. Still,

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<v Speaker 6>stuff's not rockets, you name it. You're walking on so

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<v Speaker 6>much stuff all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you walking where? You got snot rockets and

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<v Speaker 1>all the rest of that.

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<v Speaker 6>Stuff every were Oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosh, hold on, Barb, what's up, Barb. It's Mojo in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Mojo. There is eggs from the cockroaches and.

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<v Speaker 4>You're building on the bottom of your m You need

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<v Speaker 4>to take your shoes off at the door.

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<v Speaker 1>The cockroaches, the cocker roaches are on the bottom of

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<v Speaker 1>your feet. Yeah. Now, the cocker roaches were climbing on

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<v Speaker 1>the walls in Lydia and Bianca Studio. They weren't on

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<v Speaker 1>the they weren't.

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<v Speaker 4>On the They're in the building.

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<v Speaker 3>They're in the building.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I remember during COVID when I freaked out for

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of weeks and I like would make you

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<v Speaker 3>come in and take your clothes off in the garage

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<v Speaker 3>before you came in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was insane.

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<v Speaker 3>It was yet zero problem, zero problems because we lied to.

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<v Speaker 1>Our government, lied to us during COVID Naro problem. They

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<v Speaker 1>said that they said that we had to wash our groceries.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Like that was come on?

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<v Speaker 1>We all thought that we were we were crazy at

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<v Speaker 1>that time. What's going on, Susan? What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? Good morning? Hearing you all and what could come

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<v Speaker 4>in my house? I'd love to change my rule. However,

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<v Speaker 4>my husband has an amputated leg, so if he he refused,

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<v Speaker 4>he won't take a shoes off at the door because

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<v Speaker 4>he can't walk then as well, So there is no choice.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't ask anybody to take off their shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Jackson, what are you gonna do? Chelsea? Make him

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<v Speaker 1>take his nub off at the door if he comes.

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<v Speaker 4>He can have an exception. There's an exception to your rule?

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<v Speaker 4>Or thank you? Because what you all are talking about

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<v Speaker 4>sounds super gross and I hate what I'm thinking about now,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's his I don't think I could get him

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<v Speaker 4>to change or put a shoe cover on in his home.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, question for you it is Suzanne right. I called

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<v Speaker 1>you Susan, but it's Suzanne.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's okay, no worrying.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever massage his nub? Oh? My god?

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<v Speaker 4>No, But I have to tell you my girlfriend doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>understand why I don't. She's totally into it. I totally

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<v Speaker 4>am not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it would be so hot if I was,

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<v Speaker 1>if I had an amputated leg, I would want you

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<v Speaker 1>to massage my nub. Chese, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard it. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, guys, take care of yourself. Bye, all right, can

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<v Speaker 1>be part of the show. Eight four four Mojo Live eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Four four six sixty five six eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the Morning. Hold that second. Asia wants to

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<v Speaker 1>take it one step further? Asia, what's up? You want

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<v Speaker 1>to take it one step further?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I say, no shoes in the house, and it's

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<v Speaker 7>a hard no on outside, clothes on your couch, and

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<v Speaker 7>you'll be it anyone your there feet or your bear

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<v Speaker 7>behind nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's facts. That's facts with you. You can't, you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot come from outside in these environments which will

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<v Speaker 2>close on and then go lay in your bed with

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<v Speaker 2>those same clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>You canange it that bro in these environments yes, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>be outside battling the elements. Get out of here when

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<v Speaker 1>the last come on.

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<v Speaker 2>You know our studio is not the cleanness when the

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<v Speaker 2>last time they cleaned these chairs come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, be honest, do you know how much laundry I

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<v Speaker 1>would have to do if I gotta keep on chain

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<v Speaker 1>jim my clothes like you don't do your laundry anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, thank you Asia, thank you Mine