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<v Speaker 1>All right, Mojo in the morning show Phone numbers eight

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<v Speaker 1>four to four Mojo Live eight four four six six

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<v Speaker 1>five six five for eight Texas nine five five zero zero.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I always like to lead with example examples

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<v Speaker 1>here on the show. My goal is to never ask

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to do anything that I wouldn't do. I

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<v Speaker 1>have had moments in my career where people have said

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<v Speaker 1>to me, why don't you show and go? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>show and go is what are we talking about? Do

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<v Speaker 1>your four and hit the door, you know where you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of show up for the show, Just do it

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<v Speaker 1>and leave, kind of kind of like the guy nextored us.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, No, I'm just kidding, Josh, Actually we're sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>There have been some morning shows though. I'm always blown

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<v Speaker 1>away when I talk to some of these other morning

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<v Speaker 1>shows and I'll get like a text message and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a second, your show is still on the air,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, yeah, I left an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>I voice tracked the last hour of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>There's so many shows we know that do that, Like, are.

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<v Speaker 2>You kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I get chowsen what you guys do, Like we stay

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<v Speaker 1>on the air till ten thirty, when our show's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be over with at ten and sometimes we don't

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<v Speaker 1>even had a ten thirty. Sometimes I get got damn

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel and Toledo saying, are.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys ever going to end the show?

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<v Speaker 3>Daniel? We love you so.

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<v Speaker 1>Long story short. Friday, I did my foreur and hit

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<v Speaker 1>the door. Friday. I needed to get out of here

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<v Speaker 1>because I had some things I had to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>had to take some pictures for some stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, you did not even say goodbye to me, Shannon.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go. Weally.

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't even record our weekend weathers that we were

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<v Speaker 4>supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>We did nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured, I don't care what the weekend, whether it is,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna people can People will go outside and look

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<v Speaker 1>outside and they'll figure it out. So I text earlier

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<v Speaker 1>in the show because I looked at myself in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, man, I should have called and got

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<v Speaker 1>a gotten a haircut. I didn't get a haircut. So

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<v Speaker 1>I text George from six Salon because he works down

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<v Speaker 1>at the six Salon here in Detroit on Woodward. They

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<v Speaker 1>got like three locations of it. They got the one

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<v Speaker 1>I go to all the time with Katrina and Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they have Royal Oak and then they have one downtown, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, was my first time ever walking in

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<v Speaker 1>that salon.

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<v Speaker 2>I text him, I said, hey, are you in the

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<v Speaker 2>salon today? He goes yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I go cool. I was going to ask you if

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<v Speaker 1>there's any way I could come in and just get

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<v Speaker 1>a clean up. I needed a clean up job, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was taking some pictures. He says absolutely. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>what time can you be here? I said, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do it quick because I got something going

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<v Speaker 1>on at like eleven thirty. Can you get me in before?

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<v Speaker 1>He said absolutely. He gets me in at eleven o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. We end the show at ten thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, I got to get out of here. I

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<v Speaker 1>say something to Zach. I go, Zach, I'm gonna sneak

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<v Speaker 1>out here real quick. If anybody says anything, tell them

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the bathroom. And I said, I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I should talk to Lydia because I always at very

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<v Speaker 1>least sometimes I'll say I'll leave and I won't say

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye to you know, keV and Shannon and you know

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<v Speaker 1>now Anna, but I will make sure I say goodbye

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<v Speaker 1>to the girls because they're in the other room and

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<v Speaker 1>Beyonca I think you were in the studio with me

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<v Speaker 1>when I was leaving, So I think you were in here.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Well so I was like bye, peace out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I said goodbye to you.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think about a Lydia and I felt really

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<v Speaker 1>bad about the whole thing, and I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I should probably text her. And then I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I'll just go get my haircut and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>after my thing, I'll come back to the station because

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia sometimes we'll stay at the studios until like one o'clock,

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<v Speaker 1>three o'clock in the afternoon. I get over to six

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<v Speaker 1>Salon I Park, which, by the way, what a great location.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight off whoa what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>That Apple store looks really not It was packed on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday always all we look like downtown Detroit looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a downtown city, Like it looks really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it doesn't look like what.

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<v Speaker 1>Detroit looked like super Bowl time back back in like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six. We actually have buildings. Back then, they had

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<v Speaker 1>fake buildings. They had like styrofoam buildings back then. If

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard about that story they had it made

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<v Speaker 1>it look like a fake outside. So I get into

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<v Speaker 1>the salon and George is there, and he goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>one of your your people that you work with is

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<v Speaker 1>hair And I'm thinking, oh, okay, one of the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe people that work in the sales department or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, or like playing hooky from work on a Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>And I look over at the you know, shampoo bowls

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<v Speaker 1>that they have there. They got like seven of them

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<v Speaker 1>lined up with the packed. This place is like jammed

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<v Speaker 1>on a Friday, Friday afternoon, and Lydia's got her head

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<v Speaker 1>in the champoos ball there.

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<v Speaker 6>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking to myself, I'm playing hooky. She's in the

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<v Speaker 1>shampoo ball. She left before the show.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I did not, don't don't make false accusations. I

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<v Speaker 7>definitely left out at like five.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you leave? How did he I have.

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<v Speaker 6>Recorded station features.

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<v Speaker 7>We were done.

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<v Speaker 2>I got out of here at How did you get

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<v Speaker 2>there so fast? Because I literally drove all the way

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<v Speaker 2>over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I parked in the twenty dollars lot, which by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>is expensive as all the park.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy's a robber.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, in the back, that is, he's a robber.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, like him, I sent you the guy.

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<v Speaker 6>I go.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets out of a car. First off, he looks

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<v Speaker 1>shady as hell. He gets out of a car and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, that's twenty dollars for two hours. Twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>or two hours of my Hubcab's gonna still be there

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<v Speaker 1>when I leave. You're gonna sell my car, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 6>I got a different guy for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Please. Actually, if I knew that Lydia was going there,

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<v Speaker 2>would have taken a ride from her.

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<v Speaker 6>You should have.

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<v Speaker 1>So she goes, So Lydia is there. She's getting her

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<v Speaker 1>hair done before the show even ended.

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<v Speaker 6>That's still not true. But I ran into Lydia on

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<v Speaker 6>the way out.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I was running to the bathroom because we

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<v Speaker 5>had just ended the show and she had me stuff

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, wait, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>And She's like, I have an appointment? And I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Did? She play it off like it was an important appointment.

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<v Speaker 5>Just at appointment, and I didn't ask questions. But I

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<v Speaker 5>also lived downtown, so imagine this. I'm walking past six Solon,

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<v Speaker 5>I look in the window. I see Lydia am Then.

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<v Speaker 6>I walked, Oh, you had an appointment too. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like kidding out.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, dang, I feel really left out. I

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<v Speaker 6>should have hair washed.

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon The funny thing is I'm trying to hide myself

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<v Speaker 1>playing uh, you know, ditch Senior Ditch Day and Lydia's

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<v Speaker 1>Senior Ditch Day. And before me, she was like there

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<v Speaker 1>and she was getting her hair done. And when did

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<v Speaker 1>you have?

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<v Speaker 8>First?

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<v Speaker 2>Off? Is that the salon that you normally go to?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you normally go to six Downtown?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 7>I normally go to see Carson at six in Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 7>But I started seeing Andrea, who only works at the

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<v Speaker 7>six in Detroit. So I fell in love with the

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<v Speaker 7>way that she does my hair, So now I go

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<v Speaker 7>to see her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to I felt like I was cheating on Katrina

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday. I felt bad because normally if I called Katrina,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll get me in. She's great about that. But I

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<v Speaker 1>had something downtown and I couldn't go all the way

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<v Speaker 1>to Birmingham and then drive all the way back downtown. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I thought, oh, geez, but I will Can

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<v Speaker 1>I throw this out there? Has anybody ever caught their

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<v Speaker 1>coworker doing something during work hours that they shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been doing. This reminded me so much of the days

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<v Speaker 1>when we would see our coworkers at like Target in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the day doing yoga or doing yoga.

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<v Speaker 4>And I used to do yoga all the time, and

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<v Speaker 4>we could make the twelve thirty class because we were

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<v Speaker 4>done with our show. But everybody else was supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>be working, and we'd walk in and see Heather and

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<v Speaker 4>Kelly and Andrew. I'd be like, oh, hey.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, with all the work from home, it has to

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<v Speaker 5>be absolutely yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Didn't you have a former audio producer who would be

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<v Speaker 7>late for work and he would stop and get bagels

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<v Speaker 7>on the way in.

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<v Speaker 2>There was Eric. Eric used to But Eric Eric was different.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's a difference between the guy that always shows

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<v Speaker 1>up late, because honestly, I think you show up late,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the part that you got it.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta at least show up on time.

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<v Speaker 1>But Eric would show up like late, and he would

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<v Speaker 1>always pretend like he was stuck in the what was

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<v Speaker 1>that bagel place that Einstein's Alston coming in with a

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<v Speaker 1>bag of Einstein He did go man, the line of

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<v Speaker 1>Einstein was crazy. Today I'm like three hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Crazy and Estein's doesn't even open until after the show starts.

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<v Speaker 9>I'd like to be all a few times on my

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<v Speaker 9>quote unquote lunch break really Linda bell all and chilled,

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<v Speaker 9>or you know, did other things.

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<v Speaker 3>I see fair, that's your lunch break. Shouldn't you be

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<v Speaker 3>able to do whatever you want with that time?

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<v Speaker 9>Absolutely? Absolutely? Or you schedule a meeting. I don't know

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<v Speaker 9>if you're really meeting. He's got a block off your calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin, Kevin, there have been times where you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out and I'm like, oh, where's he going. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>like a doctor's appointment or something like that. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're just sitting on the couch watching what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Keith? Hi, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Mojoe, it's Keith.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember a couple of weeks ago you're freaking out about

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<v Speaker 2>Tigers not making the playoffs? Yeah? I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>not possible. Yeah that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Keith, Keith, Keith, we're playing the Guardians. What what's

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<v Speaker 1>our record against the Guardians this year? We don't turn

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<v Speaker 1>this crap around, We're going to be We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be out in two games. So right now, people fans

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<v Speaker 1>were pissed that they rested Trek Scoogle yesterday because a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people wanted to to win their division, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought like that was actually ridiculous that fans were

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<v Speaker 1>upset that Trek Scoogle was sitting.

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<v Speaker 2>You save him for game one when the playoffs start?

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<v Speaker 2>Is I think tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>That's hats If I'm not mistaken, I think that the

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<v Speaker 1>wild Card starts tomorrow. Susan, we're talking about playing hooky

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<v Speaker 1>from work.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning.

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<v Speaker 10>I So I used to work at.

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<v Speaker 9>Tony Paco's downtown across from the.

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<v Speaker 10>Ballpark in Toledo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And so one day I wanted to go to

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<v Speaker 5>a baseball game really early, So I left early, left,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, my other shift manager in charge.

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<v Speaker 10>I get there and.

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<v Speaker 8>My GM is there, who had already called off for

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<v Speaker 8>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So he calls off saying that he's not coming to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say he was sick or something?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, yeah, he said he was sick. He had streped throat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, you can't do that though, you can't like

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<v Speaker 1>go to a big event like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, you're gonna into somebody.

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<v Speaker 8>He wasn't sick at all. He just definitely wanted to

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<v Speaker 8>go to the game.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's what we're saying.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, not let people do this at Pistons games where

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<v Speaker 9>you see fans getting really loud and the camera wants

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<v Speaker 9>to point it at him, and people been like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not supposed to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a news report I remember back in the

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<v Speaker 1>day that somebody got busted and they ended up getting fired.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was Channel four and Detroit did a

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<v Speaker 1>news report on oh the events happened in this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>at Arts, Beats and Eats, And it was a lady

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<v Speaker 1>who had called in sick from the hospital I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was Beaumont at the time, and called in sick

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<v Speaker 1>from the hospital and there she was sitting there having

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<v Speaker 1>drinks at Arts, Beats and Eats, walking around and her

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<v Speaker 1>bosses ended up seeing it. My favorite ever though, This

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<v Speaker 1>was one of my favorite things ever. We used to

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<v Speaker 1>have a lady that used to work here at the station.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was Cheryl, and these were this is back

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<v Speaker 1>when you had like our offices used to have twenty

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<v Speaker 1>eight people just in the front office. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>the GM. It was back we had GM, We had

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<v Speaker 1>a business department, we had h are, we had all

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff, like we have none of this stuff anymore now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all in India or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like some you know, guy answering the phone that

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<v Speaker 1>says his name is Keith, but his real name is

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<v Speaker 1>not you know. And long story short, we would we

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<v Speaker 1>would go as a show, all of us as a show,

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<v Speaker 1>would go to shop for like bits that we had

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<v Speaker 1>the next day, like contests and things that we're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>and we would be like walking the store and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, I'd hear is that Cheryl's voice And

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<v Speaker 1>I would go to the next ale and it would

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<v Speaker 1>be all the ladies from the office and it would

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<v Speaker 1>be like one o'clock in the afternoon and they've been

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<v Speaker 1>gone for two and a half three hours, team bonding.

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<v Speaker 1>And Steve Shram, the old boss, the general manager, was

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<v Speaker 1>none the wiser. He thought that they were all in

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<v Speaker 1>as Lydia was a media I love that Lydia told

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<v Speaker 1>you she was going to a meeting, an appointment, an appointment.

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<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't mind.

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<v Speaker 2>If she would have asked, I have told her, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care, cele that's what's happening.

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<v Speaker 8>I So when I lived in Alaska, I worked at

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<v Speaker 8>a doggy daycare center and we had two buildings. They

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<v Speaker 8>were directly across the street from one another. One was

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<v Speaker 8>for boarding and like playgrounds. The other one was like

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<v Speaker 8>grooming and another playground. Well, my boss came in the

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<v Speaker 8>owner of the buildings and said, we have to close

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<v Speaker 8>down the building for the day, so we need to

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<v Speaker 8>move over what we can to the other building. So

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<v Speaker 8>we were all moving all the supplies over and a

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<v Speaker 8>couple hours into the day, starting at my cowork and

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<v Speaker 8>I realized we have forgot stuff, so we went back

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<v Speaker 8>to the other to grab it. And when we walked in,

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<v Speaker 8>she was in the back of the dogwash area making

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<v Speaker 8>an adult film with a toy and the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah wait a second, she was like doing her own like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, it.

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<v Speaker 8>Was her and then two guys and she was in

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<v Speaker 8>the bathtub and they were filming her like playing with herself.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's kinky. Have you ever seen the video?

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<v Speaker 2>Like did you ever go on?

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<v Speaker 8>Like not a good look, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Would say to the Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Any way, that is the weirdest porn ever, Like we're

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<v Speaker 1>having porn at.

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<v Speaker 2>The doggy days.

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<v Speaker 6>How do you google that?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what category? Does that come up? As? What's up? Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey all you guys, good buddy Christian. Actually not Kristin

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 10>So there was one time that you know, I was

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<v Speaker 10>paying a trip to Florida. My brother wanted to go,

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<v Speaker 10>so he told his job that a family member died.

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<v Speaker 10>But this guy didn't think it through, so he posted

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<v Speaker 10>on Facebook his whole trip and we were on a

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<v Speaker 10>yacht the whole time. So they called him about two

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<v Speaker 10>days later and fired him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, use Yeah, you do not kill off family.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I know, that's what I told him, but I should.

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<v Speaker 10>I also told him held have thought about it and

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<v Speaker 10>been like my grandma or something, one of her ashes

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<v Speaker 10>out in the water.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's actually a really good one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, question for you, Christian, are you intrigued at all

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<v Speaker 1>to watch the porn.

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<v Speaker 2>From inside of the doggy daycare doggy bath?

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<v Speaker 10>No, I'm okay with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of want to know what it looked like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm kind of interested.

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<v Speaker 10>I'd rather just imagine it, and I'll be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>With that, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate it.