Speaker 1: All right, Mojo in the morning show Phone numbers eight
Speaker 1: four to four Mojo Live eight four four six six
Speaker 1: five six five for eight Texas nine five five zero zero.
Speaker 1: You know, I always like to lead with example examples
Speaker 1: here on the show. My goal is to never ask
Speaker 1: you guys to do anything that I wouldn't do. I
Speaker 1: have had moments in my career where people have said
Speaker 1: to me, why don't you show and go? You know,
Speaker 1: show and go is what are we talking about? Do
Speaker 1: your four and hit the door, you know where you
Speaker 1: kind of show up for the show, Just do it
Speaker 1: and leave, kind of kind of like the guy nextored us.
Speaker 1: You know, No, I'm just kidding, Josh, Actually we're sorry.
Speaker 1: There have been some morning shows though. I'm always blown
Speaker 1: away when I talk to some of these other morning
Speaker 1: shows and I'll get like a text message and I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, your show is still on the air,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I left an hour.
Speaker 2: I voice tracked the last hour of the show.
Speaker 3: There's so many shows we know that do that, Like, are.
Speaker 2: You kidding me?
Speaker 1: I get chowsen what you guys do, Like we stay
Speaker 1: on the air till ten thirty, when our show's supposed
Speaker 1: to be over with at ten and sometimes we don't
Speaker 1: even had a ten thirty. Sometimes I get got damn
Speaker 1: Daniel and Toledo saying, are.
Speaker 2: You guys ever going to end the show?
Speaker 3: Daniel? We love you so.
Speaker 1: Long story short. Friday, I did my foreur and hit
Speaker 1: the door. Friday. I needed to get out of here
Speaker 1: because I had some things I had to do. I
Speaker 1: had to take some pictures for some stuff.
Speaker 3: Dude, you did not even say goodbye to me, Shannon.
Speaker 2: I had to go. Weally.
Speaker 4: We didn't even record our weekend weathers that we were
Speaker 4: supposed to.
Speaker 3: We did nothing.
Speaker 1: I figured, I don't care what the weekend, whether it is,
Speaker 1: we're gonna people can People will go outside and look
Speaker 1: outside and they'll figure it out. So I text earlier
Speaker 1: in the show because I looked at myself in the morning,
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I should have called and got
Speaker 1: a gotten a haircut. I didn't get a haircut. So
Speaker 1: I text George from six Salon because he works down
Speaker 1: at the six Salon here in Detroit on Woodward. They
Speaker 1: got like three locations of it. They got the one
Speaker 1: I go to all the time with Katrina and Birmingham.
Speaker 1: Then they have Royal Oak and then they have one downtown, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, was my first time ever walking in
Speaker 1: that salon.
Speaker 2: I text him, I said, hey, are you in the
Speaker 2: salon today? He goes yeah.
Speaker 1: I go cool. I was going to ask you if
Speaker 1: there's any way I could come in and just get
Speaker 1: a clean up. I needed a clean up job, so
Speaker 1: I was taking some pictures. He says absolutely. He says,
Speaker 1: what time can you be here? I said, well, I
Speaker 1: need to do it quick because I got something going
Speaker 1: on at like eleven thirty. Can you get me in before?
Speaker 1: He said absolutely. He gets me in at eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning. We end the show at ten thirty.
Speaker 1: I say, I got to get out of here. I
Speaker 1: say something to Zach. I go, Zach, I'm gonna sneak
Speaker 1: out here real quick. If anybody says anything, tell them
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom. And I said, I feel bad.
Speaker 1: I should talk to Lydia because I always at very
Speaker 1: least sometimes I'll say I'll leave and I won't say
Speaker 1: goodbye to you know, keV and Shannon and you know
Speaker 1: now Anna, but I will make sure I say goodbye
Speaker 1: to the girls because they're in the other room and
Speaker 1: Beyonca I think you were in the studio with me
Speaker 1: when I was leaving, So I think you were in here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well so I was like bye, peace out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I said goodbye to you.
Speaker 1: But I think about a Lydia and I felt really
Speaker 1: bad about the whole thing, and I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: I should probably text her. And then I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll just go get my haircut and maybe
Speaker 1: after my thing, I'll come back to the station because
Speaker 1: Lydia sometimes we'll stay at the studios until like one o'clock,
Speaker 1: three o'clock in the afternoon. I get over to six
Speaker 1: Salon I Park, which, by the way, what a great location.
Speaker 2: Straight off whoa what I mean?
Speaker 1: That Apple store looks really not It was packed on
Speaker 1: Friday always all we look like downtown Detroit looks like
Speaker 1: a downtown city, Like it looks really nice.
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't look like what.
Speaker 1: Detroit looked like super Bowl time back back in like
Speaker 1: twenty six. We actually have buildings. Back then, they had
Speaker 1: fake buildings. They had like styrofoam buildings back then. If
Speaker 1: you ever heard about that story they had it made
Speaker 1: it look like a fake outside. So I get into
Speaker 1: the salon and George is there, and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: one of your your people that you work with is
Speaker 1: hair And I'm thinking, oh, okay, one of the you know,
Speaker 1: maybe people that work in the sales department or something
Speaker 1: like that, or like playing hooky from work on a Friday.
Speaker 1: And I look over at the you know, shampoo bowls
Speaker 1: that they have there. They got like seven of them
Speaker 1: lined up with the packed. This place is like jammed
Speaker 1: on a Friday, Friday afternoon, and Lydia's got her head
Speaker 1: in the champoos ball there.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, I'm playing hooky. She's in the
Speaker 1: shampoo ball. She left before the show.
Speaker 7: No, I did not, don't don't make false accusations. I
Speaker 7: definitely left out at like five.
Speaker 2: How did you leave? How did he I have.
Speaker 6: Recorded station features.
Speaker 7: We were done.
Speaker 2: I got out of here at How did you get
Speaker 2: there so fast? Because I literally drove all the way
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 1: I parked in the twenty dollars lot, which by the way,
Speaker 1: is expensive as all the park.
Speaker 2: That guy's a robber.
Speaker 6: Yeah, in the back, that is, he's a robber.
Speaker 2: I said, like him, I sent you the guy.
Speaker 6: I go.
Speaker 1: He gets out of a car. First off, he looks
Speaker 1: shady as hell. He gets out of a car and
Speaker 1: he goes, that's twenty dollars for two hours. Twenty dollars
Speaker 1: or two hours of my Hubcab's gonna still be there
Speaker 1: when I leave. You're gonna sell my car, aren't you.
Speaker 6: I got a different guy for you.
Speaker 2: Please. Actually, if I knew that Lydia was going there,
Speaker 2: would have taken a ride from her.
Speaker 6: You should have.
Speaker 1: So she goes, So Lydia is there. She's getting her
Speaker 1: hair done before the show even ended.
Speaker 6: That's still not true. But I ran into Lydia on
Speaker 6: the way out.
Speaker 5: I think I was running to the bathroom because we
Speaker 5: had just ended the show and she had me stuff
Speaker 5: and I was like, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 6: And She's like, I have an appointment? And I did?
Speaker 2: Did? She play it off like it was an important appointment.
Speaker 5: Just at appointment, and I didn't ask questions. But I
Speaker 5: also lived downtown, so imagine this. I'm walking past six Solon,
Speaker 5: I look in the window. I see Lydia am Then.
Speaker 6: I walked, Oh, you had an appointment too. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was like kidding out.
Speaker 6: I was like, dang, I feel really left out. I
Speaker 6: should have hair washed.
Speaker 1: Shannon The funny thing is I'm trying to hide myself
Speaker 1: playing uh, you know, ditch Senior Ditch Day and Lydia's
Speaker 1: Senior Ditch Day. And before me, she was like there
Speaker 1: and she was getting her hair done. And when did
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 8: First?
Speaker 2: Off? Is that the salon that you normally go to?
Speaker 2: Do you normally go to six Downtown?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: I normally go to see Carson at six in Birmingham.
Speaker 7: But I started seeing Andrea, who only works at the
Speaker 7: six in Detroit. So I fell in love with the
Speaker 7: way that she does my hair, So now I go
Speaker 7: to see her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thanks to I felt like I was cheating on Katrina
Speaker 1: on Friday. I felt bad because normally if I called Katrina,
Speaker 1: she'll get me in. She's great about that. But I
Speaker 1: had something downtown and I couldn't go all the way
Speaker 1: to Birmingham and then drive all the way back downtown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I thought, oh, geez, but I will Can
Speaker 1: I throw this out there? Has anybody ever caught their
Speaker 1: coworker doing something during work hours that they shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been doing. This reminded me so much of the days
Speaker 1: when we would see our coworkers at like Target in
Speaker 1: the middle of the day doing yoga or doing yoga.
Speaker 4: And I used to do yoga all the time, and
Speaker 4: we could make the twelve thirty class because we were
Speaker 4: done with our show. But everybody else was supposed to
Speaker 4: be working, and we'd walk in and see Heather and
Speaker 4: Kelly and Andrew. I'd be like, oh, hey.
Speaker 5: Guys, with all the work from home, it has to
Speaker 5: be absolutely yeah.
Speaker 7: Didn't you have a former audio producer who would be
Speaker 7: late for work and he would stop and get bagels
Speaker 7: on the way in.
Speaker 2: There was Eric. Eric used to But Eric Eric was different.
Speaker 1: There's there's a difference between the guy that always shows
Speaker 1: up late, because honestly, I think you show up late,
Speaker 1: that's the part that you got it.
Speaker 2: You gotta at least show up on time.
Speaker 1: But Eric would show up like late, and he would
Speaker 1: always pretend like he was stuck in the what was
Speaker 1: that bagel place that Einstein's Alston coming in with a
Speaker 1: bag of Einstein He did go man, the line of
Speaker 1: Einstein was crazy. Today I'm like three hours.
Speaker 4: Crazy and Estein's doesn't even open until after the show starts.
Speaker 9: I'd like to be all a few times on my
Speaker 9: quote unquote lunch break really Linda bell all and chilled,
Speaker 9: or you know, did other things.
Speaker 3: I see fair, that's your lunch break. Shouldn't you be
Speaker 3: able to do whatever you want with that time?
Speaker 9: Absolutely? Absolutely? Or you schedule a meeting. I don't know
Speaker 9: if you're really meeting. He's got a block off your calendar.
Speaker 1: Kevin, Kevin, there have been times where you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: out and I'm like, oh, where's he going. He's got
Speaker 1: like a doctor's appointment or something like that. I know
Speaker 1: you're just sitting on the couch watching what's up?
Speaker 2: Keith? Hi, how you doing?
Speaker 6: Hey Mojoe, it's Keith.
Speaker 2: Remember a couple of weeks ago you're freaking out about
Speaker 2: Tigers not making the playoffs? Yeah? I thought it was
Speaker 2: not possible. Yeah that's what.
Speaker 1: Hey, Keith, Keith, Keith, we're playing the Guardians. What what's
Speaker 1: our record against the Guardians this year? We don't turn
Speaker 1: this crap around, We're going to be We're going to
Speaker 1: be out in two games. So right now, people fans
Speaker 1: were pissed that they rested Trek Scoogle yesterday because a
Speaker 1: lot of people wanted to to win their division, and
Speaker 1: I thought like that was actually ridiculous that fans were
Speaker 1: upset that Trek Scoogle was sitting.
Speaker 2: You save him for game one when the playoffs start?
Speaker 2: Is I think tomorrow?
Speaker 1: That's hats If I'm not mistaken, I think that the
Speaker 1: wild Card starts tomorrow. Susan, we're talking about playing hooky
Speaker 1: from work.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 8: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 2: Morning.
Speaker 10: I So I used to work at.
Speaker 9: Tony Paco's downtown across from the.
Speaker 10: Ballpark in Toledo.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so one day I wanted to go to
Speaker 5: a baseball game really early, So I left early, left,
Speaker 5: you know, my other shift manager in charge.
Speaker 10: I get there and.
Speaker 8: My GM is there, who had already called off for
Speaker 8: the day.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: So he calls off saying that he's not coming to work.
Speaker 1: Did he say he was sick or something?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, he said he was sick. He had streped throat.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you can't do that though, you can't like
Speaker 1: go to a big event like that.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you're gonna into somebody.
Speaker 8: He wasn't sick at all. He just definitely wanted to
Speaker 8: go to the game.
Speaker 3: No, that's what we're saying.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not let people do this at Pistons games where
Speaker 9: you see fans getting really loud and the camera wants
Speaker 9: to point it at him, and people been like, no, no, no,
Speaker 9: I'm not supposed to be here.
Speaker 1: There was a news report I remember back in the
Speaker 1: day that somebody got busted and they ended up getting fired.
Speaker 1: I think it was Channel four and Detroit did a
Speaker 1: news report on oh the events happened in this weekend
Speaker 1: at Arts, Beats and Eats, And it was a lady
Speaker 1: who had called in sick from the hospital I think
Speaker 1: it was Beaumont at the time, and called in sick
Speaker 1: from the hospital and there she was sitting there having
Speaker 1: drinks at Arts, Beats and Eats, walking around and her
Speaker 1: bosses ended up seeing it. My favorite ever though, This
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite things ever. We used to
Speaker 1: have a lady that used to work here at the station.
Speaker 1: Her name was Cheryl, and these were this is back
Speaker 1: when you had like our offices used to have twenty
Speaker 1: eight people just in the front office. And it was
Speaker 1: the GM. It was back we had GM, We had
Speaker 1: a business department, we had h are, we had all
Speaker 1: this stuff, like we have none of this stuff anymore now.
Speaker 1: It's all in India or something.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's like some you know, guy answering the phone that
Speaker 1: says his name is Keith, but his real name is
Speaker 1: not you know. And long story short, we would we
Speaker 1: would go as a show, all of us as a show,
Speaker 1: would go to shop for like bits that we had
Speaker 1: the next day, like contests and things that we're doing,
Speaker 1: and we would be like walking the store and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'd hear is that Cheryl's voice And
Speaker 1: I would go to the next ale and it would
Speaker 1: be all the ladies from the office and it would
Speaker 1: be like one o'clock in the afternoon and they've been
Speaker 1: gone for two and a half three hours, team bonding.
Speaker 1: And Steve Shram, the old boss, the general manager, was
Speaker 1: none the wiser. He thought that they were all in
Speaker 1: as Lydia was a media I love that Lydia told
Speaker 1: you she was going to a meeting, an appointment, an appointment.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't mind.
Speaker 2: If she would have asked, I have told her, I
Speaker 2: don't care, cele that's what's happening.
Speaker 8: I So when I lived in Alaska, I worked at
Speaker 8: a doggy daycare center and we had two buildings. They
Speaker 8: were directly across the street from one another. One was
Speaker 8: for boarding and like playgrounds. The other one was like
Speaker 8: grooming and another playground. Well, my boss came in the
Speaker 8: owner of the buildings and said, we have to close
Speaker 8: down the building for the day, so we need to
Speaker 8: move over what we can to the other building. So
Speaker 8: we were all moving all the supplies over and a
Speaker 8: couple hours into the day, starting at my cowork and
Speaker 8: I realized we have forgot stuff, so we went back
Speaker 8: to the other to grab it. And when we walked in,
Speaker 8: she was in the back of the dogwash area making
Speaker 8: an adult film with a toy and the dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait a second, she was like doing her own like,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it.
Speaker 8: Was her and then two guys and she was in
Speaker 8: the bathtub and they were filming her like playing with herself.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's kinky. Have you ever seen the video?
Speaker 2: Like did you ever go on?
Speaker 8: Like not a good look, I.
Speaker 6: Would say to the Google.
Speaker 1: Any way, that is the weirdest porn ever, Like we're
Speaker 1: having porn at.
Speaker 2: The doggy days.
Speaker 6: How do you google that?
Speaker 2: I know what category? Does that come up? As? What's up? Christian?
Speaker 2: Hey all you guys, good buddy Christian. Actually not Kristin
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 10: So there was one time that you know, I was
Speaker 10: paying a trip to Florida. My brother wanted to go,
Speaker 10: so he told his job that a family member died.
Speaker 10: But this guy didn't think it through, so he posted
Speaker 10: on Facebook his whole trip and we were on a
Speaker 10: yacht the whole time. So they called him about two
Speaker 10: days later and fired him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, use Yeah, you do not kill off family.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know, that's what I told him, but I should.
Speaker 10: I also told him held have thought about it and
Speaker 10: been like my grandma or something, one of her ashes
Speaker 10: out in the water.
Speaker 2: So that's actually a really good one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey, question for you, Christian, are you intrigued at all
Speaker 1: to watch the porn.
Speaker 2: From inside of the doggy daycare doggy bath?
Speaker 10: No, I'm okay with that one.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to know what it looked like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm kind of interested.
Speaker 10: I'd rather just imagine it, and I'll be okay.
Speaker 1: With that, all right.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate it.