Speaker 1: Real quick, Kevin back after taking time off. Kevin was
Speaker 1: away on assignment. They do this with TV people too.
Speaker 1: They sent you on assignments to do news stories. You
Speaker 1: were undercover in men's bathrooms.
Speaker 2: I understand. Is that true?
Speaker 3: So, I mean those two stories seem like they could
Speaker 3: this perfect segue. I was just there, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: getting I'm getting my bathroom likense son.
Speaker 1: Kevin has said he's noticed something in bathrooms around it
Speaker 1: looks like the Metro Detroit area that is starting to
Speaker 1: get to him.
Speaker 3: And what is that, cubes Bro, I don't know. Listen,
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. But I feel like
Speaker 3: this past week in particular, when I go to the Journal,
Speaker 3: it's caked up with Willie hair.
Speaker 2: Just all around, and I'm like, what is going on? Like,
Speaker 2: is this something in our diets where they just fallen off?
Speaker 1: Or you're saying that in men's bathrooms that there are
Speaker 1: guys hair, So being left in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Kelly is like a pew pandemic.
Speaker 3: And I really don't know if I'm just like more
Speaker 3: aware if the porcelain is extra white, so they're like
Speaker 3: showing off a little bit more.
Speaker 2: But I'm walking into these bathrooms.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take care of my business, and I
Speaker 3: kind of got to like, I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: How nasty is this? Are people like plucking hard?
Speaker 1: Like this going on? I don't think they. I don't
Speaker 1: think that they pluck. I think that they don't. They
Speaker 1: just naturally fall off or no, I'm not aware of that.
Speaker 1: This has to be the title of this thing, the
Speaker 1: Kevin's Pube.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you it's become all right too much.
Speaker 1: Here's something in Here's something interesting with this. This is
Speaker 1: an interesting thing? Is I noticed this too? But I
Speaker 1: also know this in my own bathroom, so I think
Speaker 1: it's a lot of it could be me. Are you
Speaker 1: thinking that maybe some of these could also be yours too?
Speaker 1: Do you not have I'm saying when you shaved completely
Speaker 1: or what you know? Because I I don't shave.
Speaker 2: Completely down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying when I'm walking up to the yurnal,
Speaker 3: they are already there. They're there to wait, That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I'm so not just the toilet. No, I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about the toilet as all urinal. I'm about
Speaker 3: straight journal.
Speaker 2: They're all over.
Speaker 1: Are there any Are there any other people that would
Speaker 1: like to add to uh to Kevin's pew pandemic more
Speaker 1: hairs than a.
Speaker 2: It's crazy the damn there. I didn't even want to
Speaker 2: be in it. I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a this is a big
Speaker 1: enough story that the local TV stations to cover this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a puw pandemic today. It's nasty work in there.
Speaker 1: You know. Wives have to deal with this a lot,
Speaker 1: or girlfriends have to deal with this a lot when
Speaker 1: they have their guys guys leave dirtiness.
Speaker 2: Do women do the same thing to?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do? Are the girls uh the women's restroom ladies uh?
Speaker 1: Lydia and Bianca? Do the women's restrooms have a pup
Speaker 1: pandemic too? Or is it just the guy's restrooms that
Speaker 1: are having this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Ours is pretty clean. I don't know about you.
Speaker 6: You've never seen pubes on our seats here. I've seen
Speaker 6: my fair share of pubes on the seats, and not
Speaker 6: by my own personal pubes. But it sucks when you
Speaker 6: have to like take the toilet paper and you have
Speaker 6: to like push it into the toilet.
Speaker 2: Breaking news.
Speaker 1: We've got a woman pup pandemic now ape this is
Speaker 1: affecting women and Men's bipartianation. Hannah, what's going on, Hannah?
Speaker 1: Kevin says, there's a pup pandemic out there.
Speaker 7: Oh, you guys are cracking me out, and keV is
Speaker 7: killing me this morning, and I woke up some type
Speaker 7: of way I did not want to work, And honestly,
Speaker 7: this has been one of the best drives in to
Speaker 7: work because of keV.
Speaker 2: So they helped me.
Speaker 1: Hannah, Anna, do you do you have a man in
Speaker 1: your life? Is there a guy in your life?
Speaker 5: I do, yes, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Do you go into the bathroom and do you see
Speaker 1: his pubic hairs all over the place too?
Speaker 7: Not to the extent that you keV was describing. It's
Speaker 7: maybe like one or two.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing that us guys don't understand.
Speaker 7: In my house.
Speaker 1: I think there's an appropriate way to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And now Kev's talking about the male public urinals, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying on the toilets when I go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom now, because of my pube pandemic, I will well,
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I'll go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure I wipe any remaining dribble that is
Speaker 1: there because there gets to be a little bit of dribble.
Speaker 1: And with the dribble also, I'll try to get rid
Speaker 1: of the hair because I think that there's sometimes where
Speaker 1: you're the hair's fault, you know what I mean, hair
Speaker 1: follicles fault.
Speaker 2: So guys, we got to clean up after ourselves.
Speaker 3: And lift the toilet, see so you can get all
Speaker 3: the little yellow piece, yes, underneath the seat.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 5: I mean Jess kind of knows. Pubic hair does fall
Speaker 5: out just naturally, like it kind of just shut by itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, saying mass quantity. Somebody said.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, the reason why this is is because of
Speaker 1: ozembic is so popular, people are losing their hair.
Speaker 8: That could be a too.
Speaker 2: Catherine. What's up, Catherine, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 8: Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Not much.
Speaker 8: Hearing this brought me back to my service industry days
Speaker 8: of cleaning the bathrooms that are restaurants that I worked at.
Speaker 5: All the servers were required to.
Speaker 8: Clean the bathroom, and I swear people would intentionally pull
Speaker 8: their pupa cairs off and just leave them all over
Speaker 8: the place. It was insane. Every single time I cleaned
Speaker 8: that bathroom, there's pubic hair there, and I was convinced
Speaker 8: that people were pulling it off and putting it there.
Speaker 1: Can I just go on record to say that the
Speaker 1: servers at restaurants should not be cleaning the bathrooms and
Speaker 1: then reserving tables afterwards.
Speaker 8: Thank you. Yeah, there was a lot wrong.
Speaker 5: At that place.
Speaker 1: You got to make sure you have a special person
Speaker 1: doing it, like that's the bus boy. I don't want
Speaker 1: this person doing it. What's going on? How you doing, Nick?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning. Welcome to our pube pandemic
Speaker 1: show here.
Speaker 4: Hey, well, I had a college roommate who was a
Speaker 4: literal pube factory. Like, I don't know what this guy
Speaker 4: had going on, but our shower draams clog his pubic hair.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Well, I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1: I cannot give you enough praise for holding back on
Speaker 1: this guy and not killing them.
Speaker 2: Well you guys were in dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well Kevin, Kevin shouldn't have a problem with this
Speaker 4: because he uses as gaskets all the time.
Speaker 2: It's true. Uh, this is Nick. Hey, Hey, do we.
Speaker 1: Know what color these pubic hairs are? Are they darker
Speaker 1: or are they lighter?
Speaker 2: It was dark.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what I'm saying. They shine off the porcelain.
Speaker 3: It was the perfect contrast.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 1: It's like, Leslie says, the pub pandemic has hit local
Speaker 1: grocery store, one of.
Speaker 2: The places Leslie went up.
Speaker 5: Hey have to go in good So I work inside
Speaker 5: multiple grocery stores like regionally, and the women's breastrooms are
Speaker 5: just ruthless. I swear. It's like women just like drop
Speaker 5: the drawers, pray and spray as they're going down. It's
Speaker 5: not like all over the wall sometimes like they're turning.
Speaker 5: It's bad. I wish I was kidding, but I like
Speaker 5: have use the restrooms there because I was there and
Speaker 5: it's all over. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what it looks like now in these toilets.
Speaker 1: It looks like the floor of a barber shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 2: It's not good, not good at all.
Speaker 1: Kevin, you got to say, I'm Kevin, and that's your
Speaker 1: report tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin, and that's your report from in the morning.
Speaker 8: H