WEBVTT - Kevin's Pubdemic

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<v Speaker 1>Real quick, Kevin back after taking time off. Kevin was

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<v Speaker 1>away on assignment. They do this with TV people too.

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<v Speaker 1>They sent you on assignments to do news stories. You

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<v Speaker 1>were undercover in men's bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand. Is that true?

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<v Speaker 3>So, I mean those two stories seem like they could

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<v Speaker 3>this perfect segue. I was just there, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>getting I'm getting my bathroom likense son.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin has said he's noticed something in bathrooms around it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like the Metro Detroit area that is starting to

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<v Speaker 1>get to him.

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<v Speaker 3>And what is that, cubes Bro, I don't know. Listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what's going on. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>this past week in particular, when I go to the Journal,

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<v Speaker 3>it's caked up with Willie hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Just all around, and I'm like, what is going on? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>is this something in our diets where they just fallen off?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you're saying that in men's bathrooms that there are

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<v Speaker 1>guys hair, So being left in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly is like a pew pandemic.

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<v Speaker 3>And I really don't know if I'm just like more

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<v Speaker 3>aware if the porcelain is extra white, so they're like

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<v Speaker 3>showing off a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm walking into these bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to take care of my business, and I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of got to like, I'm like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>How nasty is this? Are people like plucking hard?

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<v Speaker 1>Like this going on? I don't think they. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that they pluck. I think that they don't. They

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<v Speaker 1>just naturally fall off or no, I'm not aware of that.

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<v Speaker 1>This has to be the title of this thing, the

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin's Pube.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you it's become all right too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's something in Here's something interesting with this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting thing? Is I noticed this too? But I

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<v Speaker 1>also know this in my own bathroom, so I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of it could be me. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that maybe some of these could also be yours too?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not have I'm saying when you shaved completely

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<v Speaker 1>or what you know? Because I I don't shave.

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<v Speaker 2>Completely down there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I'm saying when I'm walking up to the yurnal,

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<v Speaker 3>they are already there. They're there to wait, That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying. I'm so not just the toilet. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not talking about the toilet as all urinal. I'm about

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<v Speaker 3>straight journal.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all over.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there any Are there any other people that would

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<v Speaker 1>like to add to uh to Kevin's pew pandemic more

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<v Speaker 1>hairs than a.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy the damn there. I didn't even want to

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<v Speaker 2>be in it. I'm like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this is a this is a big

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<v Speaker 1>enough story that the local TV stations to cover this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a puw pandemic today. It's nasty work in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Wives have to deal with this a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>or girlfriends have to deal with this a lot when

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<v Speaker 1>they have their guys guys leave dirtiness.

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<v Speaker 2>Do women do the same thing to?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Do? Are the girls uh the women's restroom ladies uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia and Bianca? Do the women's restrooms have a pup

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic too? Or is it just the guy's restrooms that

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<v Speaker 1>are having this?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Ours is pretty clean. I don't know about you.

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<v Speaker 6>You've never seen pubes on our seats here. I've seen

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<v Speaker 6>my fair share of pubes on the seats, and not

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<v Speaker 6>by my own personal pubes. But it sucks when you

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<v Speaker 6>have to like take the toilet paper and you have

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<v Speaker 6>to like push it into the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Breaking news.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a woman pup pandemic now ape this is

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<v Speaker 1>affecting women and Men's bipartianation. Hannah, what's going on, Hannah?

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin says, there's a pup pandemic out there.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, you guys are cracking me out, and keV is

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<v Speaker 7>killing me this morning, and I woke up some type

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<v Speaker 7>of way I did not want to work, And honestly,

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<v Speaker 7>this has been one of the best drives in to

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<v Speaker 7>work because of keV.

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<v Speaker 2>So they helped me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah, Anna, do you do you have a man in

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<v Speaker 1>your life? Is there a guy in your life?

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<v Speaker 5>I do, yes, I have a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you go into the bathroom and do you see

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<v Speaker 1>his pubic hairs all over the place too?

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<v Speaker 7>Not to the extent that you keV was describing. It's

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<v Speaker 7>maybe like one or two.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing that us guys don't understand.

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<v Speaker 7>In my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's an appropriate way to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>And now Kev's talking about the male public urinals, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying on the toilets when I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom now, because of my pube pandemic, I will well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make sure I wipe any remaining dribble that is

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<v Speaker 1>there because there gets to be a little bit of dribble.

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<v Speaker 1>And with the dribble also, I'll try to get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of the hair because I think that there's sometimes where

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<v Speaker 1>you're the hair's fault, you know what I mean, hair

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<v Speaker 1>follicles fault.

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<v Speaker 2>So guys, we got to clean up after ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>And lift the toilet, see so you can get all

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<v Speaker 3>the little yellow piece, yes, underneath the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean Jess kind of knows. Pubic hair does fall

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<v Speaker 5>out just naturally, like it kind of just shut by itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, saying mass quantity. Somebody said.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, the reason why this is is because of

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<v Speaker 1>ozembic is so popular, people are losing their hair.

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<v Speaker 8>That could be a too.

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<v Speaker 2>Catherine. What's up, Catherine, it's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Not much.

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<v Speaker 8>Hearing this brought me back to my service industry days

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<v Speaker 8>of cleaning the bathrooms that are restaurants that I worked at.

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<v Speaker 5>All the servers were required to.

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<v Speaker 8>Clean the bathroom, and I swear people would intentionally pull

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<v Speaker 8>their pupa cairs off and just leave them all over

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<v Speaker 8>the place. It was insane. Every single time I cleaned

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<v Speaker 8>that bathroom, there's pubic hair there, and I was convinced

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<v Speaker 8>that people were pulling it off and putting it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just go on record to say that the

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<v Speaker 1>servers at restaurants should not be cleaning the bathrooms and

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<v Speaker 1>then reserving tables afterwards.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you. Yeah, there was a lot wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>At that place.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to make sure you have a special person

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<v Speaker 1>doing it, like that's the bus boy. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>this person doing it. What's going on? How you doing, Nick?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning. Welcome to our pube pandemic

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<v Speaker 1>show here.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, well, I had a college roommate who was a

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<v Speaker 4>literal pube factory. Like, I don't know what this guy

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<v Speaker 4>had going on, but our shower draams clog his pubic hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable. Well, I'm going to tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot give you enough praise for holding back on

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<v Speaker 1>this guy and not killing them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you guys were in dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Well Kevin, Kevin shouldn't have a problem with this

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<v Speaker 4>because he uses as gaskets all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true. Uh, this is Nick. Hey, Hey, do we.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what color these pubic hairs are? Are they darker

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<v Speaker 1>or are they lighter?

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<v Speaker 2>It was dark.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's what I'm saying. They shine off the porcelain.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the perfect contrast.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, Leslie says, the pub pandemic has hit local

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store, one of.

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<v Speaker 2>The places Leslie went up.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey have to go in good So I work inside

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<v Speaker 5>multiple grocery stores like regionally, and the women's breastrooms are

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<v Speaker 5>just ruthless. I swear. It's like women just like drop

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<v Speaker 5>the drawers, pray and spray as they're going down. It's

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<v Speaker 5>not like all over the wall sometimes like they're turning.

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<v Speaker 5>It's bad. I wish I was kidding, but I like

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<v Speaker 5>have use the restrooms there because I was there and

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<v Speaker 5>it's all over. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it looks like now in these toilets.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like the floor of a barber shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, it's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not good, not good at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin, you got to say, I'm Kevin, and that's your

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<v Speaker 1>report tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Kevin, and that's your report from in the morning.

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<v Speaker 8>H