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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and welcome.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: He just tuned in the real laughs on Real Radio

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Speaker 3: one or four point one. I am your host to

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Speaker 3: night mister James Young. We are your nightcap of comedy

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Speaker 3: and always I'm in the virtual studio with my brothers

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Speaker 3: in comedy.

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Speaker 2: I love these guys and so do you. First up,

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Speaker 2: we got the godfather of Orlando comedy.

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Speaker 3: We call him Ken Miller, but yo, he is still

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Speaker 3: known as the Fast is over.

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Speaker 1: That's right, hey, Fast is over. Prepared for the takeover?

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Speaker 1: Come on, manchis bro.

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Speaker 4: You just eat chicken lard and chicken.

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Speaker 2: Fried, chicken dipped.

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Speaker 4: And can you explain this is? This is?

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Speaker 5: Are you allowed to talk about the fast and stuff

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Speaker 5: like what it is, what it's called and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I talk about it because Shan ain't here right now.

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Speaker 1: So so my church, that's the religious fast at the

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Speaker 1: beginning of the year.

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Speaker 2: You can do three fast.

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Speaker 1: You can do the water fast where you do liquids

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Speaker 1: and all that. You could do the fast where you

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Speaker 1: don't eat until the sun goes down. Or you could

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Speaker 1: do son called the Daniel Fast, which is when Daniel

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Speaker 1: was in the wilderness and it was fruits vegetables, everything

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Speaker 1: from the earth, right, But you're also supposed to get

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Speaker 1: close to with God, pray more, reach your Bible scriptures,

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Speaker 1: you know, all that good stuff. And so this is

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Speaker 1: my third year doing it, because I didn't do it

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Speaker 1: at first, but I was like, you know, I do it.

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Speaker 2: My wife's doing it, let me do it as well.

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Speaker 1: So I did it, and I'm telling you, man, at first,

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Speaker 1: that first couple of days, it's a struggle. It's a

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Speaker 1: struggle because you're not drinking, you're not smoking. Somebody will

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Speaker 1: be sitting next to you eating a hamburger and you

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Speaker 1: could just smell it and it's not But then it

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Speaker 1: took me about three, three maybe five days where I

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Speaker 1: got comfortable and nothing was bothering me. I had a

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Speaker 1: crazy headache, and I think because my body was tooxing.

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Speaker 1: I was detoxing. I didn't have any alcohol. I didn't

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Speaker 1: get the shakes. My wife thought I was gonna get

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Speaker 1: the shakes from not drinking. Get the MCCA, dudesca, dudes,

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Speaker 1: broy Man.

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Speaker 2: But I got through it. Sean, you know, Sean sent

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Speaker 2: me this thing.

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Speaker 1: We're technically you know, it's the fast and getting closer

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Speaker 1: to God is supposed to be something between and how

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Speaker 1: long again?

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Speaker 2: Can they only one days?

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Speaker 1: But I gotta tell her it's hard because people like.

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Speaker 4: Yo, you what this?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, God, now you don't eat meat no more?

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Speaker 2: And then I got explained to them.

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Speaker 1: So every time people I was clean eating for the month,

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm just eating clean for the month. But

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Speaker 1: you know, y'all my homies. And only twelve people listen

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Speaker 1: to this show, so it ain't like funny and ain't

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Speaker 1: like we lost one. But yeah, so I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 5: I do the devil fast to lotener fast and I

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Speaker 5: lived fast. I love fast, die fast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love fastest killing me Yo, a bank robbery,

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Speaker 1: no alarms, hit in and out?

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Speaker 2: Baby, that's it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm in.

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Speaker 5: I'm in that coochie like, dontbody look at my face?

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Speaker 2: Sixty sockets?

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Speaker 5: Come on, come on, Nobody said this isn't really protected.

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Speaker 4: We're not taking here, couchie, We're taking the bags. Couchie.

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Speaker 5: That's tyapolicchie is fune one and two sockets.

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Speaker 2: Let's boom, let's boom ken.

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Speaker 3: That's nothing to sneeze that man, Hey, congrats to human

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Speaker 3: HATSFT twenty one days of fasting is hard.

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Speaker 4: He Daniel came out in the woods irritable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was son, bro.

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Speaker 1: Hey, and that's nothing. I was my coworker. My managers like, ya,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be irritable. I says, nah, I said, I

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Speaker 1: will say this man in my older age, I said,

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Speaker 1: I don't get irritated by a lot of stuff anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, I really, I said, I am at that

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Speaker 1: point in my life. I'm damn near fifty. You know,

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Speaker 1: nothing bothered me no more.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I don't. We don't care. We have seen it all,

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Speaker 2: heard it all, done it all. Yeah whatever. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My son happened to under me and my wife and

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Speaker 1: she was like ah blah blah blah, and she said,

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Speaker 1: what do you feel about it? I was like nothing,

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Speaker 1: I don't, I said, And I said, please, don't take

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Speaker 2: I just don't care to even put my two cents

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Speaker 2: in it. I don't waste my energy at this age.

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Speaker 5: To put it to put it in perspective. I remember

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Speaker 5: being in in Austin in one of those self driving

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Speaker 5: waymow cars. This is like three years ago, and in

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Speaker 5: the car that's driving itself there's a TV and it

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Speaker 5: was playing the news story about congressional hearings about UFOs,

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Speaker 5: and I'm just sitting there like, man, I'm in a

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Speaker 5: self driving car listening to the government talk about UFOs

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Speaker 5: and I don't care about none of this, none of.

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Speaker 1: It, you know, but they don't excite you as we're.

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Speaker 4: In the future.

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Speaker 5: The only thing that I was shocked about was when

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Speaker 5: I found out that Praz might be a Chinese spy.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wa, Praze, not ghetto superstar.

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Speaker 5: Kay Z's working with the Russians.

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Speaker 2: Have some problems, is too?

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Speaker 5: Man? Like, how the things you and that is a

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Speaker 5: scary that is this is a social commentary too. It's

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Speaker 5: a scary thing when you realize how much you just

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Speaker 5: ah on, you know, like because sometimes really big things

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Speaker 5: happen that you're like, man, twenty year old Miguel would

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Speaker 5: be in the streets throwing rocks like a Palestinian, like.

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Speaker 4: We can't let this happen in my country.

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Speaker 5: At forty six year old, Miguel's like, ooh, man, that

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Speaker 5: new Game of Thrones coming out on Sunday and helicopters

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Speaker 5: are rounding up people and they blowing up buildings, and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Like, hey, man, this.

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Speaker 1: I would wait for the story yo, House of Dragons

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Speaker 1: on Yeah, come on, man, y'all acting like we can't

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Speaker 1: revolution Monday morning. The revolution will be tell avised only

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Speaker 1: on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I'm more I'm more consented something.

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Speaker 1: When Trump went and got the Venezuelan president, I was

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Speaker 1: more concerned about this new apartment complex they about to

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Speaker 1: building my house that's about to bring in all these vagabonds.

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Speaker 1: I about that you have world status when you care

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Speaker 1: about who raid.

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Speaker 2: My goddamn property value down?

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Speaker 5: Hey, when you realize that that your twenty year old

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Speaker 5: self would be so confused.

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Speaker 4: At who you are now, it's a wild moment because

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Speaker 4: it's like like like.

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Speaker 5: If my twenty year old self found out about Amazon.

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Speaker 5: It's like, what, bro, you get any book you want

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Speaker 5: any time?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I used to do.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is.

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Speaker 6: Same day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, day, bro, you can get all the

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Speaker 4: knowledge you want.

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Speaker 2: You can have the musics of Marcus.

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Speaker 4: Shut up, boy, let me show you what an air

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Speaker 4: fryer is. Yeah, how I.

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Speaker 2: Got too, But I.

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Speaker 5: Just be looking at them every now and then too.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not gonna hold you air fry changed my life,

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Speaker 3: y'all as a home appliance. I never thought they would

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Speaker 5: Trier is our our eras George Foreman, now this is

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Speaker 5: it is. It is because the George Foreman. We we

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Speaker 5: all thought that George. We all thought that a hot

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Speaker 5: plate with no temperature controls or on off switch was revolutionary.

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Speaker 5: It was pretty, it was pretty easy going. It's pretty now.

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Speaker 5: I still I still see my George Foreman in my

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna make a grilled cheese. Other than that, I'm

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Speaker 5: like this Nigga is not This is not cooking utensil.

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Speaker 5: This is for Panini's.

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Speaker 2: It's a maker. And I got one of them too.

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Speaker 2: I got to be pressed too. So for my wedding,

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Speaker 2: bro the waffle maker.

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Speaker 3: Bro, I love a damn waffle maker because I like

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Speaker 3: going to do comedy and we go to the Hampton

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Speaker 5: That when I was when I was when I was

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Speaker 5: and just got imagine, man and James, you've met my

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Speaker 5: homeboys from back and day.

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Speaker 4: I imagine just just.

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Speaker 5: A bunch of a bunch of young criminals with bright

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Speaker 5: ideas and good hearts, but wild boys. And I remember

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Speaker 5: waking up one morning and my cousin and them boys

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Speaker 5: is whipping up waffles in the house, and I was like,

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Speaker 5: what's y'all making? And they were like waffles and I

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Speaker 5: was like, we got waffle maker. They was like, bro

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Speaker 5: the holiday and just be leaving them out. Why we

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Speaker 5: had the one you flipp and turn out we had two.

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Speaker 4: Of them joints, he said, many leaving them out. And

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting there like, what fools?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, are you gonna just leave out a good waffle maker?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: Are y all those people when y'all go to like

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Speaker 3: a Hampton Inn or whatever, y'all get the free little

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Speaker 3: breakfast man.

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Speaker 4: If it's good.

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Speaker 5: I hate when I go down, don't tell me about

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Speaker 5: the breakfast if it ain't worth men, got it?

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Speaker 2: First of all, don't bring if.

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Speaker 5: The breakfast is nothing but like carbohydrates.

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Speaker 4: There's no kind of protein, man.

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Speaker 5: Just give me some sausage and bage eggs.

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Speaker 4: But you ever just go down and you're like, so

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Speaker 4: what is it?

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Speaker 5: They're like like, if you got bagels, say you got bagels,

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Speaker 5: that's fine, a bagel.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to wake up.

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Speaker 5: Go downstairs, and then it's is bagels and that's it.

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Speaker 5: Like just tell me, hey, we got baked, we got

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Speaker 5: bagels spread in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I may have one.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what though, man, especially when I'm on

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Speaker 5: the road, those oldis spunk my banana muffins.

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Speaker 4: Man, come bro, bro, I'll look at the people.

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Speaker 5: First of all, I will go downstairs with my little

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Speaker 5: tote bag and I'll slowed up. I look those white

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Speaker 5: folks in the faces. I loved that bag up.

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Speaker 1: I'm not the only one who takes the food back

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Speaker 1: to the room. Taking this I'm thinking with me, I

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Speaker 1: go make a plate plates. My first run is the meat,

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Speaker 1: the eggs and all that. My second run is the

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Speaker 1: is the muffins for later. And my run is the juice.

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Speaker 4: Yes, apple juice. Hey, my thing is this.

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Speaker 5: I will take water bottles, keep them, and I will

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Speaker 5: fill up that apple juice because apple juice is nothing

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Speaker 5: but dessert.

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Speaker 4: People. Apple juice is nothing but dessert. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's golden nectar of the golden nectar.

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Speaker 2: I saw a dude smack and flipping and reverse it,

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Speaker 4: Id He's like what can I put in your omelet?

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Speaker 5: some potatoes. Oh no, that's too much card. Yeah, just die,

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Speaker 2: I said, Matt, foreman, that was on the fast. I

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Speaker 2: You ever see a gorilla with type two? Yeah? I

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Speaker 4: Be like, hey, man, the insulin prices is crazy.

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Speaker 4: We gotta get a new governor.

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Speaker 2: Donkey Kong and cutting it. I can't believe he appointed

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Speaker 4: That old baby man ugar booger?

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Speaker 2: You know how we do? We stupid? Hey, that's why

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Speaker 1: Man a man, Oh, God, bless man, God bless hey, Hey,

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Speaker 2: Man. I'm glad y'all made it through. Man, how many

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of Yeah, everybody, the whole as far

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Speaker 1: and I enjoyed. I actually look forward to it every year, man,

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Speaker 2: So I can fall down and flight the steps. That's funny.

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Speaker 2: All right, guys.

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Speaker 3: On that note, we'll be right back. We got more

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Speaker 3: funny coming your way. On Real Last World Radio one

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Speaker 3: oh four point one. Welcome back, everybody you are still

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Speaker 3: listening to Real Last On Real Radio one oh four

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Speaker 2: I am James John the host. That is Ken Miller

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Speaker 2: aka the Fastest Over. And Miguel Cologne Junior. Don't forget

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Speaker 3: By the way, Miguel, I'll always ask you this man,

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Speaker 3: because I do want to know how's your dad doing?

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Speaker 2: House Pops.

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Speaker 4: He's good man, he just sent me here. Uh, I

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Speaker 4: know what I know in the whiskey.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: I So for Christmas, we do what's called a Christmas Draft.

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Speaker 4: In my family, we're all adults.

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Speaker 5: Thanksgiving, uh, if we're not all together whatever, we just

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Speaker 5: my dad got me for Christmas and he was like,

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Speaker 5: what do you want? My dad has more Jet Blue

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Speaker 5: So I said, hey, you know, I would really like

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Speaker 5: for Christmas this year, I have a couple of shows

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Speaker 5: coming up that I gotta fly out to. Can can

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Speaker 5: you get me some of the flights with your Jet

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Speaker 5: I do start being like, hey, man, get it together.

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Speaker 4: That's your father. Go find time for him.

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Speaker 5: And so because I see my mom off top in

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Speaker 4: To say hi, and my dad will be like, what

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Speaker 4: you doing, son, I'm like.

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Speaker 2: I'm working. Oh man, God, it ain't about you. All

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Speaker 5: You go deployed for a year when I was twelve

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Speaker 2: You went away to the Iraq War and then.

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Speaker 5: You couldn't finish it, and my homeboys had to lose

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, damn. All I said was how you

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Speaker 2: do it? No? Lot, you're in g Wat. No Lot,

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Speaker 5: He's like, hey man, where's your boy Stevie at I said,

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Speaker 5: No, but he he last night, he says, And this

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Speaker 5: I hear a lot of comedians talk about how their

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Speaker 5: I was like what. And you know, man retired from

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Speaker 5: you shut that up. He was like, I'm your father,

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Speaker 5: I will tell you I went for bartending and probably

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Speaker 4: Stuff make money.

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Speaker 5: I made twenty one thousand dollars in comedy that year.

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Speaker 5: say at that time, I was thirty seven years old,

441
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 5: so it was terrifying.

442
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,959
Speaker 4: And my mother always supported me too.

443
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 5: My mother was like, hey, if you got to give

444
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,159
Speaker 5: up your home and move in here so you can

445
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 5: pursue comedy, you could do that.

446
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,880
Speaker 4: And I said, I will kill myself.

447
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 2: You won't go back. I can't handle that.

448
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 4: But but I want to say this though.

449
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,239
Speaker 5: That woman also was like, hey, if you gotta get

450
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,160
Speaker 5: and she was on the whole, if you gotta get.

451
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 4: Job, you gotta get job. But you keep doing comedy.

452
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 2: She's like, you find a job.

453
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,399
Speaker 5: We're daytimes so man to have family that looked at

454
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,119
Speaker 5: their thirty thirty year old son and we're like, no,

455
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 5: make twenty one thousand dollars, but don't give up your dreams.

456
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 4: And you know this year I made twenty two thousand.

457
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 2: I believe.

458
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 5: But you know, just now, I mean I was just

459
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 5: thinking about while ago. Man, all three of us we

460
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 5: do very well with comedy. Now, good lad and the

461
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 5: sacrifices we made that alone, people who loved us made

462
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 5: the sacrifices with them. Yeah, So you're asking how my

463
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 5: old man is doing. You know, he's sipping that whiskey

464
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 5: being sentimental, but he cares about me. And also, man,

465
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 5: my old man thinks you guys are the greatest.

466
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 4: I love him.

467
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he thinks he one. Same thing with my mother.

468
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 4: My mother just thinks that.

469
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 2: Like they talked to me.

470
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,160
Speaker 5: They talk to me sometimes like I'm this fifth teen

471
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 5: year old kid hanging out with these grown men because

472
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 5: they're like Ken and James, They're very good for you.

473
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 2: I like that. She talked literally like I'm in the

474
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 2: Big Brother program.

475
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 4: She's like, no, listen to Kennon Jay.

476
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 5: Sometimes I lie I'm on the road and I say

477
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 5: I'm with you guys, so they relax.

478
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,360
Speaker 4: Oh my mom will be like, mom, what you're doing

479
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 4: on the road. I was like, I'm just driving to

480
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 4: a show.

481
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: Are you driving this labor? No?

482
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm like, I'm with Ken and James, all right.

483
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 5: I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, James saying getting girls

484
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 5: a long drive. None of us are good together, none

485
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Speaker 5: of us Wan.

486
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Speaker 2: Hey man, me and Michuel are going to have a

487
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 2: heart attack.

488
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Speaker 5: I won't say this, though, I truly hope that your

489
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 5: wives do not think of me as a bad person,

490
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 5: like I know that they know we're gonna make bad

491
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,200
Speaker 5: grown men decisions. But it matters to me, honestly. Out

492
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 5: with Sean and Miguel think about me so much so

493
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 5: that when you wish some of your other hooligan friends can,

494
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 5: I'll be like, y'all, hey, hey, y'all shut up, don't

495
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 5: talk like that. And the ringleader, hey with with with Michelle,

496
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 5: and its shown on around. I'm the one making the

497
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 5: jokes that like, oh, that's a that's a that's a

498
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 5: racy joke. And the minute they're around, like, hey, then

499
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 5: ladies here, y'all, don't show your elbows.

500
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 2: That's true, y'all real talk.

501
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: The date the date night that me and my wife

502
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Speaker 1: just had was Miguel's idea.

503
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah I had, I had.

504
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: I had seen it on my social media a million times,

505
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: and it's crazy worry about it because I'm curious. So

506
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: we went to this thing called Orlando Orlando Candle Night

507
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: at mead Botanicals where they it's a four string orchestra

508
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: and they play different genres of music and this one

509
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 1: was happening to be hip hop and I've seen it

510
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: pop uple my timeline over and.

511
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 2: Over and I click on it. I don't know what

512
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 2: it was.

513
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: Miguel just walked to me like dog and it's this

514
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: kind ofll like thing that SiTF and they're doing him.

515
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: I said, dude, I was just thinking about going to

516
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 1: do that, right. So I look it up, I see

517
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: everything playing. Miguel sends me to playlist, sends me the link.

518
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: I buy the two tickets, and Miguel is telling me

519
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: that he might go as well. So I'm telling my wife, hey,

520
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: let's go to Okay. My wife doesn't know where we're

521
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: going because she likes surprises for date night.

522
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 2: So we get there and.

523
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can thank Miguel for this, and I

524
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: said he was supposed to come.

525
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, I wish he would have.

526
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 2: I loved Miguel, but but then she was like, well

527
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 2: who was he breaking? I was like.

528
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 5: And James and I tore kid straight up. That's the

529
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 5: reason I didn't go. I said, hey, man, I got,

530
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 5: I got. There's just a couple of girls that I

531
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 5: really wanted to see if either of them wanted to

532
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 5: come out to and neither of them could. And then

533
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 5: there was another girl who I was like, I know

534
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 5: she would love this. But then I heard Sean was going.

535
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 5: I was like, hey, girl, you you you good in pictures, but.

536
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't have.

537
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 4: Chose a good person. Yeah, I can't have her talking

538
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 4: with you.

539
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 5: And I'm like, hey, maybe it's not that you're a

540
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 5: bad person, it's that we are bad people.

541
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 4: And I can't have a Yeah. I know what me

542
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 4: and you together, man, we just I mean, were good.

543
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 4: When we're good, we're good, but we.

544
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: Also we you know, hey, could I tell you the truth, Miguel,

545
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: My wife loves when you come around because you give

546
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: her somebody to fight with. Because you fight with her, nobody.

547
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: Else not a good person.

548
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 4: Michelle's not a good person, man. She just I know

549
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 4: she loves you and has your back, so I prove.

550
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 4: But I'm like, hey, man, I see, I see, I

551
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 4: see the truth. Michelle.

552
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 5: She's we went to a comedy show, can't We went

553
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 5: to a comedy show and the announce their goes them CEOs.

554
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 5: The next comedian coming to the stage is a very

555
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 5: funny lady, and Michelle, in full volume.

556
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 2: Goes next, she a savage. You know how you know

557
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: what it is?

558
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 5: You know, Michelle, listen to guys Michelle's a misogynist for

559
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: real comedy.

560
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 4: Michelle resogynist.

561
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: Man, I might be like, no, they ain't, I asked her.

562
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 5: I said, Michelle, who's the I said, Michelle, who's the

563
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 5: funniest female comedian?

564
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 4: She said, Matt Rife, you are animal Michelle. I said,

565
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 4: you mean let me say that.

566
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 2: Nah.

567
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 3: Now y'all know my wife licked me at my own shell.

568
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 3: So yeah, bro, she really don't care, really don't.

569
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 2: Man.

570
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 4: She's a ringleader.

571
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 5: The girls get around Michelle and all of a sudden,

572
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, that's not how you've ever acted before. Brave, like, oh,

573
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 5: got us grave, and don't leave your girl alone with

574
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 5: Michelle in the riot home, your girl?

575
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 4: You know what Michelle told me? I said, what that

576
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 4: BT say to you?

577
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 2: Bro?

578
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 3: Devin brought his ex wife Ron Michelle. Then he ended

579
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 3: up getting divorced the next day.

580
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 4: Michelle.

581
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 5: Michelle be like, oh, I don't let James James ain't

582
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 5: allowed to have coffee in a coffee shop where women work,

583
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 5: like James get reverted. Hey, James on Sharia law and

584
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 5: walking alone with a woman and she's not in full

585
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 5: Michelle's like, oh and you girl, you girls start talking

586
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 5: to you about what Michelle said that James ain't allowed

587
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 5: to ask the phone if there's another woman on the law.

588
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 5: I said, well, Michelle's evil and she's not going to

589
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 5: heaven with James afterwards.

590
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to she ain't.

591
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, now you yeah, Michelle, She's like yeah, she's like

592
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 5: what Michelle said, James ain't allowed to have other women's

593
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 5: phone numbers in their phone. I said, yeah, well you

594
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 5: know what, girl, Michelle don't work the daytime at the

595
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 5: strip club.

596
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 4: So shut your mouth up.

597
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 2: Let me take you back to work.

598
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 4: Get this buffet.

599
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: I never met one that worked the day shift.

600
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 4: Man, that's bro day shift at the strip club.

601
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 5: That's that's nineteen sixty eight, sixty nine, Vietnam.

602
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 2: It's a whole fight.

603
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 4: That's that's that's g WoT in two thousand and six. Man,

604
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: that's Fallujah.

605
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 2: That's when it was rough.

606
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 5: And they all spoke to say they don't they don't

607
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 5: even have c section stars.

608
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 4: They got zippers.

609
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 1: Wow, that brother said, zipper like a nag, just pop.

610
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 4: Out like a teddy rutsman.

611
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: Battery on that note, Everybody, don't go anywhere. We'll be

612
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: right back. Maybe if they let us come back on air,

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Speaker 2: Realize Radio for a four point one.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back, everybody, Thank you you're still listening to Real

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Speaker 3: Last on Real Radio one oh four point one. I'm

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Speaker 3: your host James John Jordan's studio with Ken Miller, The

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Speaker 3: Fast is Over and Miguel Cologne Junior. Don't forget the Junior.

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00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 3: He knows who his daddy is. I want to remind

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Speaker 3: you guys, if you don't follow us on social media,

620
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: do me a favor. Go to Instagram, go to Facebook,

621
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: even YouTube, subscribe, like, comment and share so we can.

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00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: Keep this thing going for another nine years.

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Speaker 3: Well we're going on ten actually, y'all, I forgot. It's

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty six.

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00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: Baby, ten years brow.

626
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 4: Do you think anyone in corporate knows we're still on?

627
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: No? No, they thought we we stopped in COVID. They

628
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: thought we I read.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I read it too, Like Jack Brashlow, He's like,

630
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 5: what have you been up too lately?

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Speaker 6: I said, just doing Real Last. He said, wow, where

632
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 6: really missed that?

633
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: One?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 5: Okay, do not know that?

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00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: Didn't know that was still going on. I gotta to

638
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: change that's what's up. Yeah.

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00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: No, I just want to talk more about about the

640
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: candlelight thing. Man, I would tell you what was my

641
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: favorite thing about the whole night.

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00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: The music. It was dope.

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00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: It was dope just to hear hip hop on the strings,

644
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And they played it well.

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00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: Uh the DRE set was probably the best set. Look

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Speaker 1: what's the son.

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00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 2: Still d r E?

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00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the audience went crazy, right, and I'm having Now

650
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: you understand I'm project shine to parent household. Yeah, so

651
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm in there being real projectish. Yes, I'm rapping.

652
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 2: I'm singing. She thinks it's a symphony. So she's sitting there.

653
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: Proper, proper little goggles, little mona, got a little mind.

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Speaker 1: So this is how I know I'm having a good time.

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Speaker 1: When they did uh Laura Hill killing them and I

656
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: was like one time, yeah, and the whole audience turned

657
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: around looked at me like.

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00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: That, and Sean was like, this is this isn't a concert?

659
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: I said it is? Yeah, bro. When they played Steve

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00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: dr E, I was like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

662
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: She was like, hey, this ain't what but the whole

663
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: audience is rapping hard. Yeah, I'm coming back to this

664
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 2: with my homeboys.

665
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 5: Yeah this is good.

666
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: I'll good with you. I'll go home. Thing, go ahead,

667
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 2: What was it like inside, like, are you having dinner?

668
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 6: No?

669
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: No, it's just a small little room like that you

670
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: can have like a wedding reception there. It's a smaller one.

671
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: It's just it got it got chairs like the wedding

672
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: reception chairs. And you are jameson you go look on

673
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: my social media after this, I posted a video of

674
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: it and how it looks. Are you just sitting in there?

675
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: And it looked like it looked like the church from Centers.

676
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: I love that, Like the church from Centers. There's three

677
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: thousand candles lit throughout the whole place and it's just

678
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: four people with two three violins, one cello, and it

679
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: was live.

680
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 2: But the thing that got me they were super funny.

681
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: They was introducing these songs. At the end.

682
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: It was like, hey, we got a tip bucket in

683
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: the back. I said, bet, I just had had a

684
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: good merch thing. I said, I'm gonna throw ten dollars

685
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: in the tip bucket. The dude before me throws one hundred.

686
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: I put my I put my little ten dollars. I

687
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: put my little ten dollars in. First of all, you

688
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: tipped one hundred dollars. He was sitting up front. I

689
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,239
Speaker 1: got the So there's Tipper Zone, so Zone bat I'm

690
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: taking sixty dollars each him and yeah talking about this,

691
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: and then the front rows tickets are like eighty five

692
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: I think one, Yeah, like eighty eighty five.

693
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 2: I can hear the music from wherever. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

694
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 2: you don't need to be front row. You really don't

695
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: need to be front row to the Galloner show.

696
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no splash song like that. Yeah,

697
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: but noo I me and Sean laughed the whole way out.

698
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: I said that dude just put one hundred dollars in

699
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: a tip bucket.

700
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: I feel like, how what you put in? I was

701
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: like ten dollars? She said, well, they got one hundred

702
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 2: and ten dollars a night. Let's go.

703
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

704
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds dope as hell. Where's just that?

705
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: By the way, it's win a Park because I don't

706
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: know if they always do it at the me Botanical.

707
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: I think they might do other places. But I was

708
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 2: searching them on Instagram.

709
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: What's out? The dude used to be on the show

710
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: with us Patrio Patricio used to work for them, Patricia

711
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: used to work for everybody.

712
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 4: Yeah for a long time.

713
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do they have enough time to realize, Hey, Patricia,

714
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 5: what's go on?

715
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? To work with us? Yeah, grue true. Yeah yeah.

716
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: So I saw Patricio owed a bunch of their pictures

717
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was here, Patricia. I'm like, hey, man, yeah,

718
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: we just went to this thing, and I said, you

719
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: ever got a hook up with and let us know

720
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: because I wanted to bring one of them guys on

721
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: to interview them on Real Last Man, because they were

722
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: they were funny. It was it was a it was

723
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: just dope, man. So if you get a chance, James, like,

724
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: everything's on my social media, you can click talk it

725
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: out because we would like something like that.

726
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, are you a bad Bunny fan who don't

727
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: like bad Bunny?

728
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 6: Man?

729
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: I don't know bad Bunny like that. Just know they

730
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: have a bad Bunny one coming up here. Please let

731
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: me tell you he dope can Okay? I would have

732
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: got something like some joints man.

733
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. So they're doing a bad Bunny one.

734
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: They're supposed to have a Neo Soul one, which is

735
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: the one me and Sean wanted to go to the

736
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: Neo So but they it's a lot, man, they got

737
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: rock country. It's you just got to go check the

738
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: calendar out and they.

739
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: And they're pretty much around Orlando. That's they do it.

740
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 2: It's in Orlando.

741
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: But I think, guess I think that's a nationwide thing

742
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: because they actually got a face Instagram page. They got

743
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: like two point six million followers, So I think it

744
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: might be something you know that's that's nationwide, and the

745
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 1: one we went to just happens to be the one here.

746
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 5: I like that a lot, James, If you and Michelle

747
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 5: will do some date nighte stuff, you hit me up.

748
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: I got I you want to.

749
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 4: Talk about, like, hey, something something everybody don't know about me.

750
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 4: I love date night. I ate night is the you

751
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 4: know that you know that.

752
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 2: I know date night.

753
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 5: You know that man, and I love it man because

754
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 5: it's like, don't be don't like go into a movie

755
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 5: and stuff like that. That's just fun, regular day stuff,

756
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 5: you know. But date night is about an experience. We're

757
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 5: getting a little bit dressed up. We're we're being the

758
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 5: best versions of ourselves to something we really enjoy, and

759
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 5: then it only lasts so long before who you are

760
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 5: comes out.

761
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 4: And that's fun too. I love I love when it's

762
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 4: like we're getting all dressed up.

763
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 5: We're gonna go out to this nice fancy thing, and

764
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 5: then the Ratchet releases and you're like, whatever, the one

765
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 5: one playing playing?

766
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 4: Keep your hands ringing? You know?

767
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 1: Yeah?

768
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 2: I like asking for.

769
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 4: You and Michelle ever been on.

770
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 3: The I was just gonna say real quick, there's nothing

771
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 3: like discovering something new with significant other, like some new

772
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 3: spot or something to do.

773
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 2: It's just it's a good feeling to do that. So

774
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 2: I love it. So tell me all the places to go.

775
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 5: Because this is the thing man, especially here. I'm a

776
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 5: single dude, So there's a date. When you're going on

777
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 5: a date, it's not and I'm not like, but when

778
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 5: you're going on a date, it's because man.

779
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: You like this girl.

780
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 5: This ain't like I'm trying to get panties, nannies is whatever.

781
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 5: But date is like, hey, let's let's you know, I've

782
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 5: already gotten the panties.

783
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 4: That's why I want to spend this. I want to

784
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 4: show you a get out.

785
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 2: Now, let's have a good time.

786
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 5: But having a good time with somebody you really appreciate,

787
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 5: like that that you are trying to like make you you. Basically,

788
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 5: if if the homies go to something, it's a vibe.

789
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 5: We're vibing together, but I don't care if Ken's having

790
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 5: a good time, because if he's not, I'm like.

791
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 4: Hey, that's his fault. This is a vibe.

792
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 2: I love that we're vibing together. And now we're driving home.

793
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 4: Talking about it.

794
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 5: But date night, it's like, I really care that I'm

795
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 5: doing something that hopefully this is gonna make her day

796
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 5: and tomorrow better. It feels good to cant ab. I'll

797
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 5: tell you a little secret one that's most downtown ORLANTAO.

798
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 5: People know this one, but some of you guys who

799
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 5: live out in the territories, you might not be familiar.

800
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 4: The Winter Park boat crews.

801
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 5: Jane got about that man Winter Park boat Cruise, I can't.

802
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 5: It is a small boat tour through all the canals

803
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 5: in Winter Park. You can bring a little cocktail with

804
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 5: you and you pass through all the canals and they

805
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 5: have haggy moss, trees, flowers everywhere.

806
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 4: It's beautiful and it's it's it's a boat.

807
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 5: You know, everybody's sitting down relaxing, and you know the

808
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 5: boat captains they have great stories. But you see all

809
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 5: beautiful old historic Winter Park as you travel through all

810
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 5: the canals that are back then, and you really don't

811
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 5: know that there's that many canals, but Winter Park is

812
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: full of canals and it is nice. And then you

813
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 5: go to like the Enzeon afterwards and go see like

814
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 5: dinner in the movie. But the Nzion movie is always

815
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 5: like some weird.

816
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 4: Movie like the Italian Beetlejuice r and Cha, that's funny.

817
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yo.

818
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 3: The Indian used to be the move back in the

819
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 3: day before all the theaters started doing the same thing

820
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 3: where you could get dinner at the theater and whatnot.

821
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 3: Indian was the original place to do that back in

822
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 3: the day in Orlando. That's that's that's a good spot

823
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 3: right there.

824
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get a little classy on the inion.

825
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 2: You do, you do. You can't bring just any scalay.

826
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 2: So the why don't know, y'all know? In the movie

827
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 2: the Wackedness, The Whackedness, Yeah was great with Drake and Joshu.

828
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh wow, where he was where he was smelling

829
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 5: weed at the at the Italian cart with man too

830
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 5: with a weird accent.

831
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Okay, Miguel, I'm gonna say this. When the

832
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: scenic boat tour, that's not a bad one.

833
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 2: And it's wild.

834
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: It's it's like ten to for It's not even like

835
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: this seemed like it would be dope at night though.

836
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: It was literally yeah, yeah, yeah, there's something that scares me.

837
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 3: But I want to try. I don't know if I

838
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 3: can convince Michelle to do it. And I bet you've

839
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 3: done it before. Somewhere in South Florida. There's this luminous

840
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 3: the bioluminess in Bay.

841
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: Yes, you can. I knew you knew exactly what I'm

842
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: talking about.

843
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 4: A kyak you're swimming, you kayak?

844
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: You can do that?

845
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 5: When you could do that one by the Space Coast man,

846
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 5: you know back in the day, man, hey, listen when

847
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 5: when real life was in the studio and I used

848
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 5: to invite everybody in. I invited a couple of times

849
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 5: to buy illuminates in man, just to talk. They were

850
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 5: saying the same thing every time. But I had a

851
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 5: different girl I wanted to bring, so I was like,

852
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 5: come on by, and I remember Devin was like, and

853
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 5: then we just.

854
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 4: Had these people on. I shut your goddamn mouth.

855
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, a letter player, man, hey, man man.

856
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 5: Another thing too, is the the Orlando Science Center has

857
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 5: an observatory and then the fall in the winter now

858
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 5: when it gets dark early, you can schedule like times

859
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 5: in the observatory and they'll take you up there. And man,

860
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 5: looking through one of those telescopes, this isn't like a

861
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 5: small so this is an observatory telescope. It is the

862
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 5: size of a couch, you know, And looking at the

863
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 5: Cosmos through something like that, man, it's a whole other experience.

864
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 4: The depth and texture of.

865
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 5: Space blows my mind because I've never seen it like

866
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 5: that looking at the Milky Way, and when you're looking

867
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 5: at it through one of these telescopes, it's like, I

868
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 5: guess the most idiotic way I could explain it is

869
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 5: beautiful smoke.

870
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 4: You know, it looks like the beautiful layers of smoke

871
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 4: and everything.

872
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 2: And that's you know, that's not a bad move, Miguel.

873
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 4: I like that too many, bro, And then you a

874
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 4: little stank. Bro. You'd be like hey, girl, and it's

875
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 4: early too you like, hey, you know, I know you

876
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 4: got to go back to that kid and husband.

877
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: But you know, man, you say that about space because

878
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: Neil the Grassy was his stuff pops up all the time,

879
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: and he's saying that if there is true alien life

880
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: for them, if they're looking at the earth right now,

881
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: the way that that light and time travels, they will

882
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: be looking at the dinosaurs because the light and time

883
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: travels in the past.

884
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 4: And that's why we're safe, man, because they don't want

885
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 4: that smoke.

886
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 2: Like that's a wrapped up bro yo.

887
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: Can you imaginated looking at a whole t rents? Yeah,

888
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: just walking around. Hey, it's somebody. It's an alien right

889
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: now watching Jesus get crucified.

890
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, he's like, he's coming there to stop it.

891
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: We came to help.

892
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 4: Oh, ain't real quick.

893
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: What did he look like? Did he like that? Who's that?

894
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 4: Who's that?

895
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 2: Who's the white dude?

896
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 7: Y'all got here, Nirvana, They're amazing. Hey, tell us about

897
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 7: this biggie guy my dog man sign alien kids.

898
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 4: Don't go to that island with Bill Clinton.

899
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, I gotta do this boat too.

900
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: I'm on their website. It's hilarious.

901
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: Somebody posted pictures and one of the pictures is what's

902
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: the dude that.

903
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 2: Red for president?

904
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: The old guy Bernietie sentence him in the in the

905
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: thing when he got the gloves.

906
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 2: And stuff sitting on the boat. Bro, I gotta do this.

907
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: They got a sense of humor.

908
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 7: Here they do.

909
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: They do definitely.

910
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 1: Man, Hey, guys, we are gonna be real quick before

911
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: we got we gotta get out of here.

912
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 2: We got like thirty seconds. You guys, got anything going

913
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 2: on this weekend? This weekend?

914
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, I'm with you, Miguel. I'm chilling too, man.

915
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: But February, dog, I'll be in Tallahassee for Valentine's Day

916
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: the twenty first, zurea beach at the Italian Supper Club.

917
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: Very nice, man. I got nothing going on myself with

918
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: the it's got a private show. I'm gonna be home

919
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 2: with my baby and you patter not bring them kids.

920
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank y'all for joining us on real

921
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: laugh on behalf of myself.

922
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: James John, that is Ken Miller, Miguel calog Jr. We

923
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: will see y'all tomorrow. Can't tell them what to do.

924
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 2: Take your ass to bed,