1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: All right, welcome to that I'm Still Fun podcast back 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: after a lovely Thanksgiving. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 2: Calen just started and she was like, I'm hungry. I'm 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 2: getting hungry. We didn't say that in the podcast, but 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 2: right before you hit the mic, you did. And let 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 2: me tell you something I did yesterday that I'm actually 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 2: pretty proud of myself for this. So I live just 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 2: blocks away from a McDonald's. Like so close to McDonald's 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 2: be so dangerous for me in the how many years 10 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 2: have I lived in my house now I was twenty 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 2: twenty five, Like three and a half years i've lived 12 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 2: in my house. 13 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 3: I've only gone to that McDonald's one time. That's crazy, right, 14 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 3: And I. 15 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 2: Was just having a day yesterday and I had had 16 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:43,160 Speaker 2: a couple bloody Mary's on Saturday and a fireball shooter 17 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 2: and I felt like garbage yesterday. So at about six pm, 18 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, MAM's treating herself to some das. Yeah, okay, 19 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 2: well I didn't really want to because I feel like 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 2: McDonald's has gotten so expensive, but let me tell you that, 21 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 2: like the app is so clutch. I got a free 22 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: quarter pounder Bree. 23 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: I know Jeff from the Jason show constantly like uses that, 24 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: and he's like, I get free fries and stuff all 25 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: the time, and I never downloaded why. 26 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 3: I don't know. It's like everyone says, it's amazing. 27 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, because do you order ahead if you do like 28 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 2: a Starbucks or something like that, because I alway the time. Yeah, yeah, 29 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 2: for coffee shops like that, I always order ahead. So 30 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 2: I knew you could do that with McDonald's because I 31 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 2: think the only time I have been there, I waited 32 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: so long in that line and I was like, I'm 33 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: not in the mood for that. I'm gonna do the 34 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 2: order ahead. And then I'm like in the app and 35 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I could do this, I could do 36 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 2: that whatever, and so I like tried to figure out 37 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 2: financially what was the best choice. So yeah, the free 38 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 2: quarter pounder and then I got some fries and a mcflurry. 39 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: Now, did you order that for the right date? Yes, 40 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: Now this goes back to Jenny drunkenly ordering forty thousand 41 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: dollars worth of pizza one night, uh huh and never 42 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: showing up and then like a week later, the woman 43 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: calling to confirm she wanted the order she had placed. Yeah, 44 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: for a totally different date. 45 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, it was so that was a 46 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 2: Saturday evening when I was quite intoxicated and Domino's had 47 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 2: closed at that point. But drunk Jenny didn't really understand 48 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 2: that concept. She just assumed that, like I passed out 49 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 2: on my couch and someone stole my Dominoes off of 50 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 2: my front porch. So then it was the next night, 51 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: Sunday night, at like nine pm, I had that call 52 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:19,239 Speaker 2: me like, just want to confirm, and man, the embarrassment 53 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 2: I felt as I called that woman back and You're like, 54 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 2: oh my bad. 55 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna do that, that's all me. 56 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 2: But no, I was completely sober when I made this 57 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 2: order for McDonald's and it was delightful. And normally I'm 58 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: a Taco Bell girl y when it comes to feeling hungover, 59 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 2: but McDonald's just felt like what it was, what was 60 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 2: going to hit yes, and it did. 61 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 3: It really did. Proud of you. 62 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: I sent Jake to McDonald's on Thanksgiving to get me food, 63 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: which people are like, because I like, this is such 64 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: a stupid complaint, but I cannot stand that Jake Stanley 65 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 1: does dinner Thanksgiving and drives me insane because and it's 66 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 1: not their fault. 67 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 3: That is what they did. 68 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: But my whole life, we did what I find to 69 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: be the superior Thanksgiving move, which is you do it 70 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: around lunch, so then you have it at lunch and 71 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: then you have it again at dinner for leftovers. And 72 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: I can't force them to change their ways, and I 73 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: just so I just complain every year on the radio 74 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: behind the scenes. 75 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 3: So I and I'm like. 76 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to eat a lot that day because 77 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 1: I'm going to go in that night. So what I 78 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: end up doing is not eating like at all, getting pissy. 79 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: Then the dinner situation makes me angrier, which is stupid. 80 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: It's just because I'm angry. And so finally was like, 81 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: some McDonalds are open, we you just get McDonald's. Because 82 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: Jake was going to grab something else, so he goes 83 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: the one by us was closed. He got Ham at 84 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: Cub instead for a ham sandwich. 85 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 3: I ate it. Oh, so he didn't even get you McDonald's. 86 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 3: There wasn't any McDonald's open. I guess you're sorry. It 87 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 3: was fine, So. 88 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: I am jealous of you McDonald's adventure. 89 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 90 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: But speaking of drinking, I found what is now maybe 91 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: one of my top five cocktails. 92 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 3: In the Twin Cities tell me more. 93 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: So we I have wanted because this other podcast I 94 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: listen to, this girl is like, oh, I always get 95 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: like and I pronounced it wrong. I thought it was 96 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: lee chi, but I think it's leichi actually Martini's, and 97 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: I don't like a martini, It's. 98 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 3: Way too alcoholic. 99 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: But also people like I love the look of it. 100 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, God, I wish I liked a martini with 101 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: like olives. 102 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 3: But I just don't. 103 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: I feel sophisticated it does, and I like alllives. But anyway, 104 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: so I kept seeing this girl, this girl Fall. She 105 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 1: had talked about him a few times, and she was like, 106 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: it just makes it a little sweeter, and I was like, oh, 107 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: maybe I would like that better. And so the only 108 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: places I could find this type of drink were it 109 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: seemed like predominantly at like Asian restaurants like nicer ones, 110 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: and so I was like, oh, okay, I gotta try. 111 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: At some point, never ended up trying it, and then 112 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,719 Speaker 1: I bought all the crap to make my own leichi 113 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: margarita's and I got like the leichi stuff from the 114 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: Asia mall and it didn't turn out okay. So we 115 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: take my step son Dylan to Manny's for his eighteenth 116 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: birthday because we were like, let's do a fancy ass 117 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: We never do our family, never as a fancy dinner. Yeah, 118 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: like Jake's hope. We usually just make a dinner together 119 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: in someone hosts. So we're like and everyone's like, hell, yeah, 120 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: let's do it. Evam and and Manny's in years and 121 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: I see it on the menu, I'm like, fuck it, 122 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 123 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 3: It was so. 124 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: I was drunk after one. Drunk after one, I ordered 125 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,919 Speaker 1: a second and everyone loved it. They were like, oh 126 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: my god, we never get to see you liquor it up. 127 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: And I'm like, they're like, now you can share all 128 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: your secrets. I'm like, I don't keep any and they 129 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 1: all were like, you're right, you literally don't keep it. 130 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: And I was like so, but it was delightful. So 131 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: it's the Lichi martini and I thought I ordered, I go, 132 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 1: I'm good out with ja. I I'm gonna hate it. 133 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: It's gonna be too strong. It was, and I don't 134 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: like overly sweet drinks. 135 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 3: It was perfection. Yeah. 136 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 2: I did see you post an Instagram story and I 137 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 2: couldn'tell if you were hammered in it or now I 138 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 2: was I could I could tell that, like you were 139 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 2: getting a little loosey goosey, but I wasn't sure at 140 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 2: what point. 141 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 3: You were at. Yeah, we had a lot going on 142 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 3: this weekend. 143 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: I Jenny texted me because she was super horned up 144 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: because she got some marketplace sales. Yeah, and I'm just 145 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: telling Jake and I'm like, oh, Jenny, so horns you 146 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: got marketplace sales. And this is like Jenny and I's thing. 147 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: When we make a sale on marketplace or you find 148 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: something really good, we get. 149 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 3: So like just excited. 150 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,679 Speaker 1: So then I put up the K Pop demon Hunter's 151 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 1: costume that I just had sitting on the counter, sold it. Yeah, 152 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 1: I was hype. Then I go to I go I 153 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: posted this on stories. Let me tell you something, I 154 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: am the biggest Christmas tree influencer in the entire world. 155 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,479 Speaker 1: No im not, But let me tell you how I 156 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 1: know I am. Now, So I go target. I posted 157 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: on my stories. Sorry if you already heard the story. 158 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 1: The tree beautiful study. It's like the kind that goes 159 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 1: white lights, little tiny like fairy lights, not the big ones, 160 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: to beautiful, colorful ones because we usually just have the 161 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 1: white lights, but I didn't know if I want a 162 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: little pizazz. You know, last year, Jake and I saw 163 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: this Phillips tree at tarje It was sold out because 164 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: it was like fifty percent off. I see it again, 165 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it's fifty percent off. There's 166 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 1: actually a guy working right there. That never happens. I 167 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: didn't have to go look for anyone. He goes, yeah, 168 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: grab it. You're gonna have this display when to get 169 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,919 Speaker 1: an extra thirty percent off? So I got the fifty 170 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: percent off and thirty percent off. So I got this 171 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: five hundred dollars tree, like one hundred and sixty dollars. 172 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, get it home. 173 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 1: I thought it was seven and a half feet. It 174 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: was nine feet, so it was even better steal. So 175 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: then I'm like, I'm I'm like horned up too, because 176 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: this is a great deal I got. So then I 177 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 1: post it and everyone's like, well, what's the link? And 178 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, okay. So I have like a 179 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,119 Speaker 1: little shot my account, which is kind of like people 180 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: use where they get like a little bit of commission. 181 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: Target does not like they give shit commission. Here's an example, 182 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: so I don't make this is not a way I 183 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: make money, by the way, because it's such a little 184 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: amount of money, but I'll do it because I'm like, 185 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: I post enough links, why not get a tiny kick back? Right, 186 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: so Abercrombie or like, if you do anthropology you get 187 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: like fifteen percent of the sale. That's a really good one. 188 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: Target you get four percent, you get nothing. But you 189 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 1: can see how many I sold over like sixty trees 190 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 1: from my link zayl. 191 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 4: Because it was a really good deal. 192 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: I mean, just you know, I mean I made absolutely 193 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: basically I think I made like ten dollars out of 194 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: all that was nothing. 195 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 4: But it was still like I could not believe. 196 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: I was like, I have a Christmas tree. Even Jason 197 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: Matheson's like I bought one. 198 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 3: I was like, that's great. 199 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 2: I know I have quite I don't have a space 200 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 2: for like that tall of a tree even probably like 201 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 2: the seven foot one or whatever. Yeah, but when you 202 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 2: posted the video of it, I was pretty up. 203 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 3: I was obsessed with it. 204 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: It is very very it is I've left it better 205 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: and it's really good now. But also I have to 206 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,560 Speaker 1: tell you something that is like I don't think it's 207 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: every man, but it is very Jake so people make 208 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: comments sometimes like oh, doesn't that make Jake insecure? Does 209 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: that like does that concern it? For instance, they took 210 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: a picture of Jake and they created an AI video 211 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: out of him for like a Jason Show segment. Okay, 212 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 1: and Eric the guy was like, I'm the photographer who 213 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: does it. He was like, Hey, I'm sorry and ask 214 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,200 Speaker 1: your permission first. I hope Jake's okay. And I was like, 215 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,839 Speaker 1: Jake is the most secure person I've ever met, that 216 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: would never bother him. And so we're driving yesterday and 217 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,199 Speaker 1: we drop all of off at a birthday party. We've 218 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,559 Speaker 1: never dropped her off and left, but it was like 219 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: at a public place. I think I'd still be too 220 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: insecure to do at someone's house. And we just had nothing. 221 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 1: We're like, we don't even know what to do with 222 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: these two hours, like it's not oftimes like go see 223 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,199 Speaker 1: a movie or something. So anyway, we were driving and 224 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: I looked at Jake and I go, Jake, are you 225 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 1: insecure about anything? 226 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,560 Speaker 3: And he goes, no, Wow. 227 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 1: The most honest response ever, and I could I started 228 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: dying laughing. 229 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 4: And then he started laughing and I go, what's it like? 230 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 4: And he goes, I guess. 231 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 2: Pretty freeing it is, but I mean, I feel like 232 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 2: there's a little bit of a difference between which it 233 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 2: goes hand in hand with him not being insecure. But 234 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 2: it's also the fact that Jake is a very like 235 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 2: life is what it is, maybe kind of person, where 236 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,080 Speaker 2: like he can go with the flow if something, if 237 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 2: something hits the fan, he can handle it. He's so 238 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 2: so chill, right, So I feel like that is kind 239 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,720 Speaker 2: of like how people who don't have a ton of 240 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 2: insecurities their mindset is period and I am very jealous 241 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 2: of it because I. 242 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 3: Don't have that. Oh my gosh. But yeah, I've told 243 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 3: you this before. 244 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,080 Speaker 1: We like did like one of these games and you 245 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: go in a circle and you like say things you 246 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,839 Speaker 1: like about people or whatever. And one of my sister 247 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: in laws said that they are actually might have been davy. 248 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: He's like, I love how confident you are. 249 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 3: And I was like, what the fuck? 250 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,199 Speaker 1: And then everyone's like what And I'm like, I am 251 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 1: so insecure and everyone That's when I learned people perceive 252 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: me as confident, because they were all like, no, You're 253 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: like really confident. 254 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,200 Speaker 3: I'm like, that is wild to me. 255 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 1: But it's like I think it's I think it's because 256 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,959 Speaker 1: I just say what I feel that that gives off 257 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: a confidence. But I think that that's just like an 258 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: ignorance of me not thinking before I speak. 259 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 3: I think it's that. 260 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,719 Speaker 2: But it's also got to do with the fact that, 261 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 2: like you can just go on a radio microphone or 262 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 2: on a television show and you can just like speak 263 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 2: and have a good time and not think twice, whereas 264 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 2: everyone else, for the most part, has some sort of 265 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 2: public speaking fear, and I think people will quit confident 266 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,400 Speaker 2: with people who can speak super well. 267 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 3: Okay, maybe yeah, I was like, yeah. 268 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 2: No, I mean I know you well enough now, But 269 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 2: like I would have said the exact same thing about 270 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 2: you when I first ever knew you. I thought every 271 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 2: single one of you guys on the Morning Show. I 272 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 2: think when it comes down to it, minus Jake, most 273 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 2: people have insecurities. 274 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 3: Most people do. We can put on. 275 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,480 Speaker 2: A front, or not necessarily a front, but we can 276 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,439 Speaker 2: do what we do in our lives and same confident, 277 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,560 Speaker 2: but there's some sort of insecurities deep down. 278 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:28,199 Speaker 3: Yeah. 279 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,680 Speaker 1: See, you think like I would think, because I've just 280 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: heard other guys say it, like maybe his insecurity would 281 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,960 Speaker 1: be like he's not super tall. Yeah he doesn't care. Yeah, 282 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: he just doesn't care. It's like he's like, why would 283 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: I care about that? Like it doesn't affect me at all. 284 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:47,080 Speaker 2: Did you ever see the movie Materialists? It's with Bunny 285 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,240 Speaker 2: you mention it. 286 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 1: It's free on HBO now And I just started yesterday 287 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 1: because Jake took all of skiing and I was like, oh, 288 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch this movie. But I didn't get through 289 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,960 Speaker 1: it all. I got to I'm pretty early in basically, 290 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,760 Speaker 1: then I it's not towards the end, so I won't 291 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,320 Speaker 1: bring it up. But I mean, the whole premise, I 292 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: know what happens, Okay, I saw the TikTok video of 293 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:12,120 Speaker 1: like what Pedro Pascal's thing is, like all surgery he 294 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,080 Speaker 1: had done, yes, So I mean, but the whole movie itself, 295 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: without spoiling things, is just about like the main character. 296 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 1: She is like a matchmaker and she sets up people 297 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 1: and it's so I mean, it's called Materialists because it 298 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 1: is very materialistic, with like what you want and these 299 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: qualities you want in people, and so much of it 300 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: has to do with height. And I'm not going to 301 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,200 Speaker 1: sit and say that like I don't care about someone's height, 302 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: but like I have dated some I dated someone who 303 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: is pretty much the same height as me and I'm 304 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,320 Speaker 1: five seven, so it's like, you know, that's like kind of. 305 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 3: Short for a guy. 306 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can see where all these people were 307 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 2: coming off as, so I don't know, conceited and full 308 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,840 Speaker 2: of themselves because of these standards. But like you know, 309 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 2: some people just like are not going to be super 310 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,719 Speaker 2: turned on by someone who's like six inches shorter than that. 311 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: Guy who was like the shortest guy you did. Was 312 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: he good in bed? 313 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 3: Yes? 314 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: Okay, So this is the other truth and theory. I 315 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: think I think that shorter guys they feel like maybe 316 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: they have to make up for it a little bit. 317 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,080 Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know if. 318 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 1: That's true, but I think, like not always, because I've 319 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 1: been with like some taller guys that were like deese, 320 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: you know. 321 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that there is something to it. 322 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd agree with that based off 323 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 2: of my own experience, because I think a lot of 324 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 2: like how you are in the bedroom is based on 325 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,840 Speaker 2: your confidence, and so you know, you say, Jake is confidence, yeah, 326 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,360 Speaker 2: and he's short, so like but he's got confidence, you know, yeah, 327 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 2: whereas like I definitely feel like some of the worst 328 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 2: sex I've ever had in my life was with this 329 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 2: one guy that was like pretty short, and I don't 330 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 2: know why I allowed it to happen a few times. 331 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:03,640 Speaker 3: Whereas like taller guys I have. Yeah, I don't know. 332 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:06,599 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure there's still something maybe that correlates, 333 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 2: but I think it more so has to do with 334 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 2: how confident you feel in the bedroom because probably but 335 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,680 Speaker 2: then those guys are also fuck heads sometimes I know, 336 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 2: like they're just they're lazy, They're like lazy, yeah, because 337 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 2: they they're so confident. I feel like I don't know, 338 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 2: I just I can't even remember anything anymore. I can't 339 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 2: remember my sexual past barely at all. Well, I can't 340 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,680 Speaker 2: remember the worst ones, but oh that you've had. 341 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say that. 342 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 2: I was like, you remember, No, I can't remember teeth teeth. 343 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,480 Speaker 2: It was a combination of when I was sort of 344 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 2: seeing two. 345 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: Guys and so Steve and I created a name between 346 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: the they were. I guess you can you could probably 347 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,800 Speaker 1: imagine what one of the names is. 348 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 3: Some teeth, yep, yep. I don't remember the t one though, but. 349 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 2: No, just because we're on the subject of sexual intercourse. 350 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,000 Speaker 3: I don't like that. 351 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 2: Because I couldn't really think of what I was trying 352 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 2: to say, so I just didn't like that. But the 353 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 2: weirdest sex I think I ever had is it the 354 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 2: one I know you know of this, Yeah, this is 355 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 2: not a news story to you, but it was with 356 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 2: someone who was very good in bed and was such 357 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 2: a giver, Like such a giver, didn't didn't ask, didn't 358 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 2: want anything from me most of the time, just give, give, give, 359 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 2: But the weird part was like he'd give, give, give, 360 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,880 Speaker 2: and then when he was ready for his turn, it 361 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 2: was like, do you like that hard penis? 362 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 3: No pee peep? Why do you say penis? Do you 363 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 3: like that hard peepee? Baby talk? 364 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 2: And I was like what, Like I thought it was 365 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 2: a mistake the first time I came out, but then 366 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 2: it happened multiple times after that, and it was so 367 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 2: uncomfortable to me that, like, minus the fact that we 368 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 2: got along really well, had some fun dates, had good sex. 369 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,320 Speaker 2: Outside of that, I couldn't see has a hard peepee 370 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 2: And I had to be like, I'm out, can't And 371 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,080 Speaker 2: I ended things. 372 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 1: No matter how giving you are, which is rare in 373 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 1: this day and age. Katy Katy Pergees, Kasey Musgraves have 374 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: has songs the Giver and the Taker and you know, 375 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: some giveth and some taketh and. 376 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it depends on where I'm at 377 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 2: in the relationship. If I'm a giver, a taker or 378 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 2: anuff and maker, a muffin maker. Can you imagine you're 379 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 2: just like bent over making muffins while they're doing you 380 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 2: from behind? 381 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's a porn like that or two. 382 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,040 Speaker 1: Probably there probably is. 383 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,280 Speaker 2: I don't think I've done. Have you done a lot 384 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 2: of like baking porn? I don't think I've seen that. 385 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 2: I've seen like kitchen suedections. 386 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been a lot of kitchen seductions where like 387 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: there's something happening below the kitchen island and they have 388 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: to chill there as they're talking to someone else. 389 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 3: So what other kind of porns? Don't it get into? 390 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 1: I love. 391 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 2: I love when people are uncomfied talking about porn because like, 392 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,679 Speaker 2: I'm just not and I am, well, I shouldn't say 393 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not going to dig. Yeah, I'm not 394 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 2: going to divulge too. 395 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 4: Before this type of the office year, which. 396 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,119 Speaker 2: By the way, Fallin invited me to her family Thanksgiving, 397 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 2: and I also would have had to eat by the 398 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 2: way prior to your family Thanksgiving if I would come, 399 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 2: since you guys do eat so late. And I was 400 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,240 Speaker 2: so grateful, and I truly thought that I probably would come, 401 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 2: but I just was in a mood and I just 402 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,959 Speaker 2: didn't think i'd be good like socializing. And I do 403 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:41,439 Speaker 2: know Jake's extended family like kind of decent for like 404 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,080 Speaker 2: the fact that like we're just friends, you know, But 405 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,879 Speaker 2: I just was like, eh, I know, I wouldn't have 406 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 2: been imposing, but there was a part of me that 407 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,119 Speaker 2: still would have felt that way. And I just wasn't 408 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 2: ready to like have a bunch of conversation against yeah 409 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,880 Speaker 2: that like I knew most people, but well, I checked 410 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,359 Speaker 2: your location to make sure you didn't go home first. 411 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,680 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I did not go home, and then 412 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 3: I texted you, Hey, you want to come. 413 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 2: It was like kind of a mixture of things with 414 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,600 Speaker 2: deciding not to go home. I mean, I was genuinely 415 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:12,160 Speaker 2: so tired from my Morocco trip. Like I don't feel 416 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,640 Speaker 2: like I get super hit with jet leg but I did. 417 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 2: I think I had some because I was waking up 418 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 2: like really fucking early in the morning, because I feel 419 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,679 Speaker 2: like I was on Morocco time, but I'd fall asleep 420 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 2: so early. And then I have an appointment to get 421 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 2: new tires. But I needed new tires like two years ago, damn, 422 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 2: and so I know it's bad. So I have that 423 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 2: set up, but my tires are so bad right now. 424 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 2: And it was snowing, and I knew it was gonna 425 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 2: snow on Friday and Saturday in Wisconsin and Minnesota, and 426 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 2: I was like, I don't I am at the point 427 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,920 Speaker 2: in life where I'm too old to want to fuck 428 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 2: with snowstorms. 429 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,679 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you told me in like May when we 430 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: took that trip to Nisua that you were like, I'm 431 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: getting to the I needed new tires too. 432 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, I needed new tires way before that. 433 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you put my life in danger. I 434 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 2: told you I ahead a time because you needed new tires, 435 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,920 Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, I also need new tires, 436 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 2: but like, I don't care. 437 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 3: Herea wen. 438 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,600 Speaker 2: I was like, we can still take my car, but 439 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,159 Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know. But yeah, so I was 440 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 2: not home and I did watch they made fun of 441 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,439 Speaker 2: me this morning on the show because I watched the 442 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,600 Speaker 2: Macy's Thanksgiving naper ay twice. 443 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,080 Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were going to say you watched it, 444 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,880 Speaker 1: and I was like, why did they make fun of that? Now? 445 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 3: No, I had it on and I got up specifically 446 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,760 Speaker 3: to be able to start watching it. When it's They do. 447 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,720 Speaker 1: Auto replay as soon as it ends, so you could 448 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,959 Speaker 1: find yourself in it. 449 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 3: So I did. 450 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 2: Like, I was kind of decorating the house for Christmas, 451 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 2: but I hadn't had my Christmas stuff up yet. But 452 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 2: I there was a part of me that felt like 453 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 2: a little pathetic that I was like, Wow, Jenny, this 454 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 2: is your life right now. I was like, decorating by 455 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 2: yourself and whatever. And I know I had options. 456 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,960 Speaker 4: I do things, but you would have anytime. You're always invited. 457 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,960 Speaker 1: The Gatlars are just an easy, breezy as you know 458 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,879 Speaker 1: you already know them. But like we usually rip on 459 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: Jake's stepbrother Michael because he's single, and we'll always just like, oh, 460 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: who's that girl in your photos? Then we go back 461 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: and forth accusing him of dating, and he'll get like 462 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: all read like, no, no, you talking about that, And 463 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: then we also rip him for how he chooses to 464 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: spend his money he went to Japan and then he 465 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 1: posted a lot. So then we were just like, were 466 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: you anywhere recently? Do you travel anywhere? You'd go to Japan? 467 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 3: We rip him for that. 468 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: It's just it's an endless, endless spree of comedy. We 469 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,679 Speaker 1: get into deep discussions about the Gottler gut, the Gottler bush. 470 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 2: Oh I would have oh, not the bush part, but 471 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 2: I would have fit along, fit in just so I 472 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 2: want the Gotler gut issues because let me tell you, yeah, 473 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 2: I need to be in a family. If I marry 474 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,359 Speaker 2: a fan into a family, I need them to have 475 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 2: the Gotler gut because I haven't. 476 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 3: They are a Bidet family. You would fit all right? 477 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 1: So what we Laura and I that's Davy's wife. So 478 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: Davy's my brother. All Jake's brother, so Laura is his wife. 479 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 1: And we just get so concerned with how Jake and 480 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 1: Davy fart because it's like they tense, and Clinchon. 481 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,680 Speaker 3: Is like they pushed so hard, it's like boom. 482 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 1: And she made us laugh so hard because she was like, 483 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,719 Speaker 1: one day it has had really bad like gas. 484 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 4: And I just thought to myself, is this what it's 485 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:09,840 Speaker 4: like for. 486 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 3: Them all the time? 487 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,159 Speaker 1: And then they started die laughing because when they're like, 488 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 1: I mean, gind of, I'm like, oh my god, Like 489 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 1: how do you just live like that? Like everyone gets gased, 490 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,360 Speaker 1: but like just imagine that's your existence. 491 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, my hello, it's me. 492 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 3: It's just so hard. I understand what that feels like. 493 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 2: I know what it feels like, and I think it's 494 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 2: like insane to me. When I'm on a morning show 495 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 2: with people who say that they've never farted in front 496 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,439 Speaker 2: of their partners, and I was like, that's great, and 497 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 2: I love that you haven't done that, and I'm okay 498 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,040 Speaker 2: with the fact that you haven't done that, but you 499 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 2: have to understand that there are people like me out 500 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 2: here living in pain if I do not let out 501 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 2: some gas, like I genuinely I am. I don't even 502 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 2: care he might listen to this. I don't give a shit. 503 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,199 Speaker 2: But the guy that I'm seeing, he was over like 504 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 2: a week or so ago, and I could just tell 505 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,120 Speaker 2: my stomach was on one that day, and so we 506 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 2: make dinner and we're hanging out, we're just like watching 507 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 2: te whatever. 508 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:05,160 Speaker 3: He left. I sat on the toilet for like. 509 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 2: So long, not just because I had to go number two, 510 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,879 Speaker 2: but because like I would fart for like fifteen seconds straight, 511 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,879 Speaker 2: like it all just like it's like a balloon deflating, 512 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,000 Speaker 2: and then and then the balloon filled back up, and 513 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 2: two minutes later it's stiflating again. I don't know how 514 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 2: to describe it. Wait, you know that I'm like a 515 00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,320 Speaker 2: decently healthy person. Besides my minute says. 516 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 3: Day that he the night he made your dinner. 517 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,639 Speaker 1: No, okay, so can I tell really quickly he was 518 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 1: kind enough to make Jenny dinner one night, but all 519 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,680 Speaker 1: he chose. She just was staring at it, Yeah, panicking 520 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,719 Speaker 1: because it was all fiber based. 521 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, she was like, I'm gonna fucking die. 522 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 3: I am telling you it is. It is the worst 523 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,359 Speaker 3: to be dating. 524 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 2: Again when you have stomach issues, because I am so like, 525 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,119 Speaker 2: I'm past the point where like if I actually hand 526 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,960 Speaker 2: like a little tewed out, I'd be in embarrassed, don't 527 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 2: get me wrong, but like I wouldn't be like devastated. 528 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 2: Yeah circa ten years ago, Jenny. 529 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm telling you. 530 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,760 Speaker 2: You have to understand that if you have a healthy gut, 531 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,360 Speaker 2: you are so blessed. 532 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 3: You are so blessed. And even if you have. 533 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 2: Like a mildly healthy gut because I would say founds 534 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 2: probably on the side of all I remember was the 535 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,159 Speaker 2: fact that fall and I one last story and this 536 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 2: really turned into a poop part podcast. 537 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,680 Speaker 3: We went in to get coal. What did we get? Colon? 538 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,679 Speaker 3: Something's colon, cleanses of sorts, whatever it was. 539 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,879 Speaker 2: Whatever it was at a place you like offered to 540 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 2: have us come in. Obviously we're in completely separate rooms. 541 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 3: Which I'm still upset about. I wish we would have 542 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 3: had one day one. 543 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 2: Day, but whatever it is, they basically massaged the shit 544 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,119 Speaker 2: out of you and it like comes out of a 545 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 2: tube into like some container. 546 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,719 Speaker 1: Asshole, yes, and flesh you out, yes, But afterwards they 547 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,320 Speaker 1: have didn't like the tube in my asshole. 548 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 3: I never was not uncomfortable with that. 549 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very strange for me as well. But 550 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 2: afterwards they have you go to the bathroom to like 551 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,600 Speaker 2: get out whatever is in there might be. 552 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,640 Speaker 3: Left over whatever. 553 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,600 Speaker 2: I'm texting Fallon from the toilet like the devil is 554 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,920 Speaker 2: coming out of me and she. 555 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 3: Was like, I'm at home. She's like, which twenty minutes ago? 556 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,160 Speaker 3: And I'm like what, And I was like, well, did 557 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,400 Speaker 3: you go faster? Like did you have to like sit 558 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 3: on the toilet for a while and you're like no, 559 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,479 Speaker 3: and I I'm telling you. 560 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 2: And then they also told me like, okay, we'll try 561 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,159 Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom for a little bit and 562 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,800 Speaker 2: then like stand back up for a couple of minutes 563 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 2: and then sit back down and go again. 564 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,119 Speaker 3: Oh. 565 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,879 Speaker 2: It was just like Devil two point zero on the 566 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 2: second round. After I sat back down, they were balance like, oh, 567 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,240 Speaker 2: I'm already almost home, and I was like, well, good 568 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 2: for fucking you God. 569 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 3: Anyways, there you go. This is why a little bit 570 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,159 Speaker 3: about Jenny. 571 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I need I need to find someone with the 572 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 2: family jeans that the Gotlers have so that I can 573 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,600 Speaker 2: fit right on. 574 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you missed, you missed Davy, so you 575 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: gotta gotta. 576 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 3: Find another one. 577 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 1: I got You'll find You'll find your Gottler gun. You're 578 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: gone gas at some point, I don't know what. That's 579 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: what I asked for in my marriage mouth. That is 580 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,159 Speaker 1: the blessing that I received, and it really is passed 581 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,320 Speaker 1: on Dylan and all of both that have it. 582 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 3: They have it. It's so brutal. 583 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of there's Oh uh, I will 584 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,479 Speaker 1: say I've already said this, but it's confirmed it's not 585 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 1: just me, Raven, our good friend. She went and saw 586 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: Eternity movie and gave it a ten out of ten. 587 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,000 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it is the best rom com I've 588 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,480 Speaker 1: seen in years. And someone didn't message me and they said, hey, 589 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 1: I lost my husband in the past, like however long 590 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,320 Speaker 1: and she was like, is it going to destroy me? 591 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,600 Speaker 1: And I go, well, first of all, obviously incredibly sorry, 592 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,399 Speaker 1: but also yeah, it's like it's so funny, like I 593 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,160 Speaker 1: feel like, but the second half, it's like there are 594 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,280 Speaker 1: like sweet moments. There are just like heave crime moments. 595 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,320 Speaker 1: There are It's just it's funny all throughout. It is 596 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 1: so well done. I just I feel like you just 597 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 1: didn't get the marketing it deserves. So I'm like, I 598 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 1: don't want to be to miss it because I just 599 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 1: I haven't seen a good rom common so long, which 600 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,280 Speaker 1: is funny. You brought up Materialists because remember that was 601 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,360 Speaker 1: like advertised as a rom comm and then everyone got 602 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: pissed because they're like, this is not a rom com. 603 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,919 Speaker 3: No, yeah it's not. 604 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 2: I actually was tempted to go to the movie theater 605 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 2: to watch that this weekend, and I still haven't seen 606 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 2: the second Wicked and I was like, wow, I really 607 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,479 Speaker 2: am more intrigued honestly to go see Eternity than I 608 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 2: am to see Wicked right now. 609 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 1: I also just downloaded a book that because Jake and 610 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,119 Speaker 1: I are going away this weekend, and I downloaded a 611 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 1: book that someone said was so good. And when I 612 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 1: posted that I downloaded it, I got so many dms 613 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: saying it is their top recommended book, it is the 614 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,560 Speaker 1: best book they've like read, blah blah blah. So I 615 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: was gonna I haven't read it yet, but it made 616 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 1: me feel so happy that that's the one I chose. 617 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: If you're looking for something, maybe you've already read it. 618 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,560 Speaker 1: It's called Remarkably Bright Creatures And OK, I was gonna 619 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,480 Speaker 1: tell you what it's about really quick without playing. 620 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,439 Speaker 3: The actual audio. 621 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: Bocal almost did so, oh it's gonna be a Netflix 622 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,919 Speaker 1: book movie. Sorry. 623 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,680 Speaker 3: So it says. 624 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:10,400 Speaker 1: It is a charming, witty, and compulsively readable exploration of friendship, reckoning, 625 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,800 Speaker 1: and hope that traces a widow's unlikely connection with a 626 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: giant Pacific octopus. 627 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 3: That sounds so weird, but I know, like. 628 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 1: Well have you heard though, Like have you read before 629 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:30,359 Speaker 1: that like octopus? They are like the title like incredibly intelligent, 630 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 1: like create like it should make you feel guilty eating 631 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 1: them because they're so intelligent. Same with pigs, same with 632 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: like certain animals. I mean you could say you could 633 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: argue any animal, right, but yeah, they like both still 634 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: say that because they're so incredibly intelligent. Yeah, well, well, 635 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,880 Speaker 1: good thing. I could bring the podcast down. I thought 636 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,440 Speaker 1: that's all right. 637 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 3: We had to do something. We had to get off 638 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 3: the fart talk. So that is fart talk? Is that 639 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 3: like a side of TikTok? I don't want to be on. 640 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,080 Speaker 2: Honestly, it's a good side because it's really funny. It's like, 641 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 2: well you used to do this. You'd send me videos 642 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,679 Speaker 2: of people who would guess each other's farts before it 643 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 2: came out. 644 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,600 Speaker 3: Do you want to know what my algorithm is right now? Yes? 645 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,640 Speaker 1: Cult might get so into this. My algorithm is all 646 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:18,439 Speaker 1: uh dirty wrap Christmas remixes. Ok so let me I 647 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: sent CLT like ten yesterday and he goes, what is 648 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,920 Speaker 1: wrong with you in your algorithm? So here are just here? 649 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: I have him quick because the sampling has to be quick. Okay, 650 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:28,720 Speaker 1: oh my na. 651 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,879 Speaker 3: Like on the car checking. 652 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 1: Okay, I think you'd only do a little clips. So 653 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: that's one. Hold on, I got I got so many 654 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 1: good ones. 655 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,959 Speaker 3: I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you. 656 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 1: I got the stream swallow me trip. Okay, that one's sick. 657 00:28:52,360 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: That's sugar plum Fairy with wap obviously yes, oh sorry 658 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: about that aggressive one. Okay, And I got two other 659 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 1: quick ones. 660 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:16,040 Speaker 3: Get ready, it's so good a tummy. 661 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,040 Speaker 2: This good. 662 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,920 Speaker 3: Take it so good. 663 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 1: A tummys because look at get it as. 664 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 3: Simon Christmas. 665 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,360 Speaker 1: Yeah it's good okay, oh yeah, and then this is 666 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,640 Speaker 1: the last one. 667 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:51,160 Speaker 3: Oh yeah. So anyway, that is my algorith so funny. 668 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 2: I don't know what mine is right now, but I'm 669 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,640 Speaker 2: excited you. I was gonna say it's not exciting and 670 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,920 Speaker 2: compared to that, so all. 671 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 3: Right, Well, what is officially December? 672 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: So happy Marry Christmas, hanukkahlanza all the holiday things. Yes, 673 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: and uh to the parents out there who are beginning 674 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,560 Speaker 1: their elf on a shelf journey, I see you, I 675 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,760 Speaker 1: am with you. Sparkle Cow returned today. I saw good 676 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: Luck helicoptered in so good wow. 677 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 2: Yeah wow she's bougie apparently, good Luck have a good week. 678 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.