Speaker 1: Morny ladies, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.
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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, January twenty eighth of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Six.
Speaker 1: You know there's twelve months Mark Parish in the year,
Speaker 1: and the first one's almost done.
Speaker 2: Remember when it was twenty twenty five? Yeah, that went fast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's okay.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: The upside is the worst two months in Minnesota or
Speaker 5: January and February. We're already done with one, basically that
Speaker 5: one down, one to go after once we hit March.
Speaker 5: For fine, he's the cake.
Speaker 2: He's the cake man.
Speaker 6: Get to that hockey State tourney now talking to me? Uh,
Speaker 6: just in general early time world, everyone, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean Mark, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: That exactly. That's Paul over.
Speaker 1: There, Chris, that's Mark Parris high Mark. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: How are we doing this morning?
Speaker 2: Great? You great? I made as long as you stuck
Speaker 2: with the wild game last night. It's a good morning. Yeah. Right,
Speaker 2: So that's fun. That was electric atmosphere toward the end
Speaker 2: because of Marny or for the for the Marne third. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the last twenty five minutes.
Speaker 7: Yes, wasn't the greatest other than no, of course Martie
Speaker 7: who dropped the puck like I've never seen anybody.
Speaker 2: Throw it or drop it. She she threatened to throw it.
Speaker 7: Uh no, I think she she just she kind of
Speaker 7: leaned over, bent over and then just kind of, you know,
Speaker 7: got the picture because.
Speaker 2: You got to get you gotta get the picture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 7: And then uh and she had did a great job
Speaker 7: at the picture, had a great smile and then uh
Speaker 7: and then dropped the puck and then the crowd and
Speaker 7: crazy for they love her the money and uh and yeah,
Speaker 7: and then I saw her and I didn't actually hear it,
Speaker 7: but I saw her on the television.
Speaker 2: She was great with Yeah, it was awesome. She's awesome.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was great and they won, and they won
Speaker 7: winging a prayer despite some of the most more and
Speaker 7: I know I maybe banged this drum a little bit
Speaker 7: too much, but the officiating was.
Speaker 2: My goodness.
Speaker 5: But he's ever actually banged a drum like the adult version,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you would drums like actually banged
Speaker 2: drum for sure.
Speaker 6: For sure, Yeah, of course there's some strange, strange people
Speaker 6: out there. Sure he did put a nutsack on a drum, Yes,
Speaker 6: and it's pretty close. Yeah, it's about as close as
Speaker 6: you can get without actually doing it. Yeah mm hmm man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but the great thing was the penalty kill
Speaker 2: was the star of the game. Yeah, it truly was.
Speaker 2: That'd be the.
Speaker 6: Four in the regular uh went during regulation, and then
Speaker 6: the one in ot and then uh yeah that came
Speaker 6: through and the shootout.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 6: It was an exciting win, great win against Chicago, and
Speaker 6: thank you, Marcus gets to hold it over Nick's yet
Speaker 6: again nine in a row now against Chicago.
Speaker 1: And seventeen of eighteen. Yeah, that's that's hard to believe.
Speaker 1: For a few years ago against the Chicago black.
Speaker 2: Hawk nailed it.
Speaker 3: Thanks buddy boy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was a great win.
Speaker 3: Chris.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when Super Dave was the unarrested development
Speaker 1: was was the I don't want to say interpreter, but
Speaker 1: remember he was like the liaison. He had to go
Speaker 1: around and they strapped like a body cam to him
Speaker 1: so he could talk to the dad back at the house,
Speaker 1: and then he had like an earpiece.
Speaker 2: So he had to say. He had to say everything
Speaker 2: that George.
Speaker 5: I think it was George Bluth was saying, so funny man,
Speaker 5: because just super Day was in the weirdest spots saying
Speaker 5: word for word, but the guy back of the house
Speaker 5: was saying, what a great bit I got. Freaking super
Speaker 5: Day first three seasons are unbelievable, the Netflix ones. I've
Speaker 5: gone through him, I think almost twice, and I don't
Speaker 5: know if I laughed once. And I freaking love that show.
Speaker 5: How long ago do they do that?
Speaker 8: Like Larry Middleman that was that was his character's name,
Speaker 8: which is genius, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Larry Middleman, Come on, man,
Speaker 8: it's such a funny shot.
Speaker 2: Voice.
Speaker 1: Everything he says is funny. Everything. Yeah, he was, He's
Speaker 1: outstanding and everything he does. He's so good in Curb though.
Speaker 5: Man, shoutout to Pat Proft for having him on this
Speaker 5: show a couple of times. It's the best having super
Speaker 5: Dave on this show.
Speaker 2: I would have loved to have met him.
Speaker 9: Oh man, I will never I mean again, this is
Speaker 9: a sentence that I've said on the show before that
Speaker 9: I still can't believe I can say and be telling
Speaker 9: the truth. Sitting in and he and and Pat Proft's office,
Speaker 9: Super Dave in Pat Proft's office with my son Alex,
Speaker 9: who I believe was fourteen at the time, and Super
Speaker 9: Dave was telling him just the dirtiest of dirty jokes
Speaker 9: you could ever imagine. And I'm sitting there just going first,
Speaker 9: I can't believe this is happening. And I'm laughing sart'
Speaker 9: about to piss myself, and Alex is laughing hard. It
Speaker 9: is unbelievable. Just that's a that really happened.
Speaker 2: A funny dude, awesome moment. Do you the voice malely
Speaker 2: left you? Yes, it's great.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wish I given you.
Speaker 2: Why would doesn't he say? I would have given you
Speaker 2: a solid hour? He broke my heart. Yeah, it's so good,
Speaker 2: Super Dave, Super Dave.
Speaker 9: So this morning I got up, I went downstairs I
Speaker 9: got my car after I did all my stuff, you know,
Speaker 9: and I tried to start my car and my car said,
Speaker 9: there's no key fob in here. I was like, oh,
Speaker 9: that's right, there isn't because it's normally it was in
Speaker 9: my coat pocket when I went to bed, right, I mean,
Speaker 9: when I came home, I was wearing the coat. I
Speaker 9: took my coat office up there, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 9: it's not in there. You're right swing upstairs and I
Speaker 9: looked around, couldn't find a key fob. So I grab
Speaker 9: I'm like, I'll find it after work, and so I
Speaker 9: grabbed my extra key fob and I go downstairs. No
Speaker 9: key fob in your car?
Speaker 2: Like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 9: Battery's dead in the second key fob right, great, So
Speaker 9: I'm like, well where can I put it? Well, anyway,
Speaker 9: long story longer. I had washed the coat that I'd
Speaker 9: been wearing last night with my keys in the pocket.
Speaker 9: Luckily they still worked. Luckily it still worked. But it
Speaker 9: took me forever to remember that I wasn't wearing the
Speaker 9: same coat I'd been wearing when I went to the
Speaker 9: gym last night. And then when I finally did get
Speaker 9: it going, I mean so, uh, that extra key fob
Speaker 9: doesn't work if battery's dead in the extra key bob.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was no way to start the morning. Oh
Speaker 2: that's a tough start.
Speaker 9: My phone was ringing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then my phone started ringing.
Speaker 9: I tried to call Sauce and I went straight to voicemail.
Speaker 9: And of course it was all his fault because I
Speaker 9: washed my keys in my pocket.
Speaker 2: Why did you make him do that? That makes a
Speaker 2: lot of sense down for that text, I read this point. Well,
Speaker 2: my phone was going crazy because I was supposed to be.
Speaker 9: Early to let somebody in, and of course I wasn't here,
Speaker 9: and that person was looking for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I almost went back in the house and found the
Speaker 9: longest rope I can find.
Speaker 2: That's right, I just go back to the house. Quote
Speaker 2: to bed.
Speaker 9: Oh trust me, yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2: That's one of these days. I'll sleep through it. How
Speaker 2: long have key fob's been around? That seems like a
Speaker 2: Zacho thing? Like Zacho, wouldn't.
Speaker 9: I mean, did you invelt the key fob?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 7: I did only twenty thirteen, didn't have one, but my
Speaker 7: I think them in mid mid twenty tens when they find.
Speaker 2: H yes, vitamin key fob vitamin K. So if only
Speaker 2: there was a website where we could like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: look at.
Speaker 9: This is the ghedies eighty Yeah maybe for Richo's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for Richos so like Gordon Gecko and Zach Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah they had key Fobb's the head cell phones guy.
Speaker 9: On the commercial.
Speaker 2: Oh they're talking about the remote.
Speaker 1: I think keyless entry became more common healus entry, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the keyless entry is different than like the.
Speaker 1: Key nineteen eighty eight. Nineteen ninety eight, Uh, Mercedes Benz
Speaker 1: introduced the keyless gohot system.
Speaker 5: All right, so I think you just nailed it though
Speaker 5: that that was not even close to standard though until
Speaker 5: semi recently, right, that was, as Chris said, for Richie's.
Speaker 2: For rich that wasn't like now almost all new.
Speaker 1: Cars have key sobs and keyless entry and all this
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Let's get rid of the old key.
Speaker 1: Why back in the day was pretty rare.
Speaker 7: Whide spread adoption at accelerating after twenty ten it moved
Speaker 7: to the technology moved from luxury only to standard on
Speaker 7: most vehicles by twenty eighteen, and they are featured over
Speaker 7: and over sixty percent of new cars and now it's
Speaker 7: almost basically one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that makes sense, that checks out. Yep, So
Speaker 4: take that Richie's we got caught up man, Yeah, chie.
Speaker 1: Richie, Yeah, we uh my wife accidentally washed the TV
Speaker 1: remote when she was washing the sheets of our bed.
Speaker 2: Was it in Chris's jacket?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, gentlemen, Yeah, that's the end of the story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we just would a new one. No, we
Speaker 1: had to go get a new one. It washed out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, how long did you give it to dry?
Speaker 2: About? Two days? Did you put it in Rice?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think that works.
Speaker 7: I don't think you're shouldn't do that, But I just
Speaker 7: like the idea of you putting our remote control and rice.
Speaker 1: That was always a thing in like the middle two thousands.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, my phone got wet.
Speaker 1: Yeah here, it's like that's there's no way that's going
Speaker 1: to work.
Speaker 9: Hey, Mark, what's up. We're Were you really warm on
Speaker 9: hockey Day Minnesota?
Speaker 6: No? No, it was it was very one day. One
Speaker 6: day I did overdressed and I was a little bit warm.
Speaker 6: God No, no, it was actually pretty nice, to be
Speaker 6: honest with you.
Speaker 2: That got me, But yeah, it was. It was really
Speaker 2: really cold.
Speaker 9: Did you did you hear about what was going on
Speaker 9: in the other booth?
Speaker 2: Which booth? Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 6: Well we well did you well? Does Zacho did his power?
Speaker 6: Did your power go down?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Ours?
Speaker 2: So like the whole second period.
Speaker 6: So we were Ben guestless and I were just uh
Speaker 6: uh rapping and doing our play by play, and colors
Speaker 6: were rapping. We were rapping, yep, and just for the
Speaker 6: rest of the press box, just to kind of keep going.
Speaker 2: It's may keep going. Why is it so cold here
Speaker 2: in this booth? Everyone knows I got bad tooth that works,
Speaker 2: thank you, Sam.
Speaker 9: Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Speaker 2: No I am, I am an idiot. How was it
Speaker 2: in those tents though? The little globes not great?
Speaker 7: Roasy, I mean it was a little fun to we'll
Speaker 7: look over well, I can't feel my feet to look
Speaker 7: at you guys with your coats off and nes the
Speaker 7: weekend basically having your own little uh you know, I
Speaker 7: know you guys are laughing and having all the best
Speaker 7: time in the world.
Speaker 2: Look again, Zach, you went through this.
Speaker 5: They did everything they could to make sure Hockey Day
Speaker 5: Minnesota was going to be a success. They didn't know
Speaker 5: you guys should be broadcasting from Neptune, Like, there's no
Speaker 5: way of knowing you're.
Speaker 2: Going to get this. What the coldest day in seven Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't blame them. I don't them. You don't blame them.
Speaker 1: So they did their best, and there were some mistakes, man,
Speaker 1: because it was freaking freezing.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, wind yeah, some transformer or whatever time somebody
Speaker 6: went some something went down. Yeah, like because Ben and
Speaker 6: I were in there talking and next thing, you know,
Speaker 6: which you couldn't hear each other, guestless and and uh,
Speaker 6: look all the all the screens went blue. Everything just
Speaker 6: started kind of looking funny, and we turned around and
Speaker 6: somebody said, we're dead. And for that second period though, however, Zach,
Speaker 6: it was freezing in there. We did have to open
Speaker 6: up a door in a window to get like one
Speaker 6: camera going or whatever for the rest of the second So.
Speaker 2: I felt how bad it was for at least thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to hear that. I just want to let
Speaker 2: you know it it was when.
Speaker 7: I looked over, I knew right away because they had
Speaker 7: they had a big video board out there and it
Speaker 7: was dead for a while, Like, what the hell is
Speaker 7: going on and then yeah, when your monitor was blue
Speaker 7: and you guys are with the headsets off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, we were just so Ben and I were
Speaker 6: having fun up in the press box for everybody up
Speaker 6: there making.
Speaker 2: Fun of.
Speaker 3: I bet you were.
Speaker 2: I bet you how much fun was working with Parker?
Speaker 2: I bet he was awesome. I'm brilliant, it was. He's awesome,
Speaker 2: I bet. Yeah, Yeah, he's the best. He's going to
Speaker 2: be incredible. I just made a joke about it, and
Speaker 2: then I looked it up.
Speaker 9: What do you think the.
Speaker 2: Temperature is on Neptune currently that average? Look at it?
Speaker 6: No, I want to know January of last year average
Speaker 6: temp on Neptune.
Speaker 2: Minus one fifty.
Speaker 7: I was going to go to seventy uh probably five
Speaker 7: thousand below zero fahrenheit.
Speaker 5: Approximately minus three fifty three to three sixty four as
Speaker 5: the standard you get upper atmospheric temperature somewhere in the
Speaker 5: three fifty range.
Speaker 2: Greasy, now that close?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah that's cold. Yes.
Speaker 6: And they were handed out Yeah, like the United Heroes
Speaker 6: League was was just awesome all week, the way the
Speaker 6: setup was incredible and everything. Obviously they couldn't control their weather,
Speaker 6: but they were giving out handwarmers and everything they could
Speaker 6: uh to help keep everybody warm, I mean out there
Speaker 6: just he doesn't care, no, like the biggest wimp on
Speaker 6: the one day, I was just absolutely bundled up in
Speaker 6: a little bit warm. He's just wearing like a sweatshirt. Yeah, jacket,
Speaker 6: I got a heat of gloves.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. I'm good. Come on, grease like Carhart bibs
Speaker 2: on for about free layers along underwear.
Speaker 3: No. No.
Speaker 6: Oddly enough, his lower body was perfectly one the whole time.
Speaker 6: He kept bragging about that, I'm a rally guys. I'm
Speaker 6: a straighten up I'm straighten up all right, buddy tween
Speaker 6: dealing with.
Speaker 9: Everybody and not being on to find my keys, being
Speaker 9: yelled at by every person on both sides of every argument.
Speaker 9: It's been hard to be funny the last couple of days.
Speaker 9: But I'm gonna turn it up a notch when come back.
Speaker 2: You ready for this already? Yes, sir? What was the
Speaker 2: name of that song that you all ready for this song?
Speaker 2: I think it was called you all Ready for This?
Speaker 2: Wasn't really probably probably that's jams. That was, yeah, the
Speaker 2: collection of Dad Loves all Those Space Jam by Quad
Speaker 2: City d.
Speaker 5: J oh hell yeah, good dance. Damn jam Corey has
Speaker 5: never seen that film. Never saw a Space Jam. Saw
Speaker 5: the new one with my kiddo when it came out.
Speaker 5: It was freaking terrible. Citizen Kane right, saw ones fell
Speaker 5: asleep as hell? Oh similar, all right, so I'm not
Speaker 5: missing much. No, just groundbreaking shots, right, groundbreaking cinematography. No
Speaker 5: big deal Space Jam and Citizen Kane all right? More
Speaker 5: the Power to Morning Show after this dumb fan.
Speaker 3: Crush super days here on Thursday, and I've been sitting
Speaker 3: here for two damn days waiting for your stupid morning
Speaker 3: show to call me so I could promote what I
Speaker 3: was doing. Patri the call, and they're great guys. I
Speaker 3: remember doing the show and you never called. That is
Speaker 3: going on? You have better guess than that.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?
Speaker 3: Mccam anyway, forget it. Don't ever call me again because
Speaker 3: I'm not. Instead of promoting in Minnesota anymore, I'll find
Speaker 3: another station in Minnesota because I tell the guys you
Speaker 3: let me down, and you let them down. It could
Speaker 3: have been a great half hour. I would have give
Speaker 3: me a two hours. Okay, I've been crying. Okay, you
Speaker 3: made me cry, did I? Tell you that I don't
Speaker 3: cry easy. How am I getting refrigerator? That's why I
Speaker 3: was crying. That's nothing to do with it. I sho
Speaker 3: was crying. So if you're going to be a professional,
Speaker 3: don't work in Minnesota because it's too cold. But if
Speaker 3: you're going to be a professional, next time, do your job. Okay,
Speaker 3: buddy boy, and I'll call you again if we got
Speaker 3: picked up, which would be six years. But we go
Speaker 3: on in August. So about July I started mentioning the show. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 3: buddy boy, have a good weekend.
Speaker 2: Week man.
Speaker 9: He wasn't going to live very long, you know.
Speaker 5: Suddenly that's my favorite part, the part at the end
Speaker 5: where he's like comes out in August.
Speaker 2: So if you could just remember in July, that would
Speaker 2: be great.
Speaker 3: What was it for?
Speaker 2: Do you remember? I think they were bringing back, Yes,
Speaker 2: Super Days da've been.
Speaker 9: I think they did a few episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I never saw the remake, but yeah, maybe if he
Speaker 5: would have been on the shutter promoted, I would have remembered.
Speaker 2: Okay, buddy boy, Yeah, my blank in the fridge. Man,
Speaker 2: it's super cliche. He could read the phone book. I
Speaker 2: would laugh. He's got one of those voices.
Speaker 9: It's like it's like if p wa Herman had left
Speaker 9: you a voicemail message at some point, like somebody for
Speaker 9: like I loved super Dave yea God, why didn't I
Speaker 9: Why didn't I talk to him more?
Speaker 2: I just didn't want to bother him. I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: and his number.
Speaker 9: And it's like like you would with Nick schwartzon Saucy,
Speaker 9: like you don't bug him all the time. Right now
Speaker 9: he's gone and I can't ever bug him. Yeah, damn
Speaker 9: it anyway, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the first guest on the new Norm
Speaker 2: MacDonald podcast in the day, and that was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The way these two played off each other. God, he
Speaker 1: just keeps threatening to leave and basically saying do you
Speaker 1: know what you just said? So yeah, I could listen
Speaker 1: to those two go all day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, not like that. Come on, just be adults. Yep,
Speaker 2: what I do most of the day.
Speaker 9: Amen, brother, That's what I was gonna say. I need
Speaker 9: to talk to somebody who likes me, But that ain't true.
Speaker 2: Nobody likes anybody, no, no.
Speaker 9: No, no, and they all know what the right thing
Speaker 9: to do is and they can't believe we're not doing it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, everyone figure out. Everyone's a critic. Yep,
Speaker 6: learned that one playing the NHL. Absolutely everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's that. Yeah.
Speaker 11: I have at least about diseases, so I have trouble
Speaker 11: touching things in public places.
Speaker 2: It's almost impossible with you.
Speaker 9: I have a real big problem moving.
Speaker 2: As long as I'm in my apartment, I'm okay, you sure.
Speaker 2: When I want to go out, I get weird.
Speaker 9: Weird too, buddy, Yep, I get dizzy spells sometimes. Yep.
Speaker 2: Cold sweats, got it, hot sweats.
Speaker 9: Check favorite blisters.
Speaker 11: Difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing, blurred vision, involuntary trembling, dead hands,
Speaker 11: numb lips, dead sensitivity, me too, velvet discomfort.
Speaker 9: What if my heart stops beating?
Speaker 2: What if I'm looking for a bathroom I can't find
Speaker 2: it and my bladder explodes. So good, one of the
Speaker 2: greatest movies ever. It's so good. Keep saying, keep sailing, sailing,
Speaker 2: keep sailing, Bob Zach, It looked like you were going
Speaker 2: to say something about diet coke. No, I just say,
Speaker 2: at least the diet coke tastes good, all right?
Speaker 9: Well, and it does, really, Yes, I was thinking to
Speaker 9: say thing. It's the first thing I thought when I
Speaker 9: took a drink, I'm like, that's a really good batch. There,
Speaker 9: that's a good year.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a firestone. But this is pretty
Speaker 2: see what it is? Tired? Yeah, I'm I'm sorry. Tickle
Speaker 2: a lizard.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm glad Super Dave is in here to
Speaker 1: hear that you had two refrigerator again.
Speaker 12: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: Do I have some stuff for you guys today? And
Speaker 9: what really matters? Do you guys know anything at all
Speaker 9: about Canadian football?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: No, I just know that Pat Proft loves it. The
Speaker 6: NFL Gray Cup, two teams named the.
Speaker 7: Rough Ridersmore and John can one hundred and ten yard
Speaker 7: field right, get running?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird. Yep, it's called the Gray Cup.
Speaker 2: It's been around for like a hundred years. All that stuff, right,
Speaker 2: So don't in Canada. Yeah, yeah, football is the par very.
Speaker 5: It's for football players that aren't good enough to play
Speaker 5: in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they can go there and all of a
Speaker 2: sudden come back have careers. Warren Moon pretty dumb career.
Speaker 2: Well I don't think look it up. Look it up
Speaker 2: for the horse analyst, Yeah, the one. Don't judge them.
Speaker 9: Sometimes I laugh right there, that one. Who's that remind
Speaker 9: me of.
Speaker 2: Back to the Future, Crisp and Glover? Ye, Christmas Glover?
Speaker 9: Right, that did that?
Speaker 2: Lie? That's was that me? Or Zach? Oh?
Speaker 9: I've been sitting here trying to think, like for a year,
Speaker 9: and you just did it and finally got that right there. Really,
Speaker 9: that's the Crispin Clover laugh from the future.
Speaker 2: George McFly, Yeah. Your we all go through stages as
Speaker 2: we girl. Guys. Yeah, buddy, Hey, look, they didn't have
Speaker 2: the internet.
Speaker 1: The only way to see naked women back then was
Speaker 1: to climb a tree and whose binocular?
Speaker 2: Big deal? It was the fifties. Yeah, rimes were different, guys,
Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
Speaker 9: Okay, Calvin, why keep calling me Calvin?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Both of his parents were perverts. Man, you got it,
Speaker 2: I got it. Marty turned out okay, Yeah, Marty turned
Speaker 2: out just fine. Had four arms.
Speaker 6: To be in the movie Deliverance, and so did George
Speaker 6: say at the end, you know, yeah, I excuse me.
Speaker 5: I remember he ended up being a rich, well respected
Speaker 5: science fiction author. Author Crispin Glover said he didn't want
Speaker 5: to be in these subsequent Back to the Future movies
Speaker 5: because he was pissed that the moral of the story
Speaker 5: was that money makes you happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I had like the point of the end
Speaker 2: of the first I have standard.
Speaker 9: I thought it was because he didn't like the fact
Speaker 9: that they had him hire the man who almost raped
Speaker 9: his wife.
Speaker 6: Exactly because they didn't let me laugh in any of
Speaker 6: the scenes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy almost rips his future wife's dress right
Speaker 1: to shreds. But you know what'll make him really regretted
Speaker 1: as washing my car for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm mad, but I'm going to put
Speaker 2: you on the payroll. Yeah, then we're on this exactly what.
Speaker 5: You spent a lot of time around my house, so
Speaker 5: I can constantly remind you what I have now and
Speaker 5: you don't.
Speaker 2: That won't anger you in any way. I didn't see
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Speaker 5: Oh the Wild are victorious. Last night four to three
Speaker 5: over Chicago. They won in a shootout. Carill the only
Speaker 5: shootout scorer. That is the third straight overtime game for
Speaker 5: the Wild, and I believe they either are tied or
Speaker 5: leave the league in overtime games.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've had ten since the holiday break.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Yeah, straight since the holiday break.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The Wild score two and the third to tie it.
Speaker 5: Eric Sineck and then Spurgeon late. Spurgeon scored with two
Speaker 5: to two to go. Vall said twenty nine saves on
Speaker 5: thirty two shots. The Wild have won seventeen of their
Speaker 5: last eighteen against Chicago. They host Calgary Thursday, that's tomorrow
Speaker 5: at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: The Wild Parish were down three. Rip.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was incredible. First time this season they have
Speaker 6: come back from three, being down three. Tough first starts Chicago.
Speaker 6: The leg's going. You know, you got to give Chicago
Speaker 6: a lot of credit. They played really, really well, but
Speaker 6: well just kind of stuck with it.
Speaker 3: The p K.
Speaker 6: I think they got a lot of a lot of
Speaker 6: confidence and a lot of belief in their penalty killed
Speaker 6: Volsteed's played outstanding. Both goaltenders Spencer and I played very
Speaker 6: well too. Lot it was a great look at a
Speaker 6: couple of future stars in the NHL for goaltending.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the penalty kill was the star.
Speaker 6: They made four penalty kill or killed off all Ford
Speaker 6: in their regular regulation. Yakov Trenion got things going, uh
Speaker 6: big old eule Erikson eck from the power play and
Speaker 6: then obviously Spurgeon there and as soon as they pulled
Speaker 6: Valstead there with about two minutes left, and then Caprizo
Speaker 6: off coming up with a big overtime or excuse me,
Speaker 6: the penalty shock call that was. That was an amazing
Speaker 6: two points. You know, it's one of those games things
Speaker 6: things just whether the whether, the calls aren't going your way,
Speaker 6: the bounces aren't going your way, just things just aren't.
Speaker 6: You couldn't get things going, and you somehow find a
Speaker 6: way to fight back and get two points out of it.
Speaker 2: That was a great character win for the Minnesota Wild
Speaker 2: last night. That was a story. That was the story.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Mark, what's wrong with Mark? Nothing great? What's
Speaker 2: wrong with Bill Belichick?
Speaker 5: Bill Belichick not a first ballot Hall of Famer Rosey
Speaker 5: He fell short of the required votes needed for induction.
Speaker 2: What what what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What's gotta do? I don't know. That's what the sports
Speaker 2: world is losing their minds over. And every show is
Speaker 2: the list of who didn't vote for him?
Speaker 5: Uh, the only one that publicly that is out so
Speaker 5: far as Levelli, Neil.
Speaker 2: Terry Staff, he didn't vote for him. No super Bowl level. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a hater.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: Six is a head coach. Two is a defensive coordinator
Speaker 5: or assistant with the Giants. But eight times Super Bowl
Speaker 5: champion Bill Belichick not Hall of Famer, not yet at
Speaker 5: least none of the first ballot will have to wait, wow,
Speaker 5: all right, he has a handful of records. He has
Speaker 5: a Super bowls if you count the two that he
Speaker 5: won as an assistant.
Speaker 9: Does he have like any of the original Motley Cree records?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, do you?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he has the record for most Super Bowl appearances
Speaker 5: as a head coach.
Speaker 2: How many does he have as a head coach? Ten? Thirteen, nine, nine,
Speaker 2: trying to think of how many? Six and three? Six?
Speaker 5: And he has the record for most playoff wins as
Speaker 5: a head coach. How many playoff wins does Bill Belichick have?
Speaker 2: Well, you're probably the number one seed most of the time.
Speaker 2: They started in a one you'd probably say fifty fifty two,
Speaker 2: fifty one, thirty one. We sucked at that. It's okay.
Speaker 5: He also had the most divisional championships as a head coach.
Speaker 5: How many divisional championships did he win?
Speaker 1: They were an elite team, but they played in the
Speaker 1: worst division in NFL history, right, I mean they did.
Speaker 1: The Dolphins would have like the Bills were bad and
Speaker 1: the who was the other team in that division?
Speaker 2: Hawk?
Speaker 9: Wasn't that the Colts?
Speaker 2: No, it was the Jets. Jets who'd been bad for
Speaker 2: thirty years. Balls, you're not mad at me?
Speaker 7: Fifteen fifteen, I want to go Fourteennine.
Speaker 5: Thirteen seventeen, Specy so six times Super Bowl winner as
Speaker 5: a head coach, two others so eight overall. He was
Speaker 5: on the NFL's one hundredth anniversary team. I don't know
Speaker 5: why I'm doing his resume. Everybody knows. Yeah, three times
Speaker 5: NFL Coach of the Year in O three to seven
Speaker 5: in twenty ten. Most Super Bowl appearances as a head coach,
Speaker 5: most Playoff wins as the head coach, most divisional championships.
Speaker 2: As the head coach. So he's.
Speaker 3: Six.
Speaker 2: There's been.
Speaker 7: This is Super Bowl sixty, right, So he's been involved
Speaker 7: in one out of five Super Bowls in the history.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you mean it's a head coach or
Speaker 2: as an assistant. I mean close. Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 6: It's incredible. It's still not worth first ballot though apparently not.
Speaker 5: Some guys just don't want to vote people in on
Speaker 5: the first ballot. I mean, made it very clear that
Speaker 5: his very apparently carriers over to the NFL. It's just
Speaker 5: so true tect him.
Speaker 2: You never know that they the one of me.
Speaker 6: How the relationship is between of course the coach and
Speaker 6: the media and people who.
Speaker 2: Vote for him. Do you do steroids?
Speaker 1: Is a lot of people have pointed out I was
Speaker 1: voting when you the Hall of Fame is not the
Speaker 1: time to like take out your own personal vendetta, And
Speaker 1: that's what they're doing. He must have pissed a lot
Speaker 1: of people off.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear my personal vendetta? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 2: this computer slow?
Speaker 9: Yeah, they all stuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they suck again? Here's my personal vendetta.
Speaker 2: Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot.
Speaker 2: I know the gunpowder should ever.
Speaker 1: Be that was Hugo Weaving and the Jacksonville Jaguars Lady simultaneously.
Speaker 2: She's in that movie. Yes, so she did get a
Speaker 2: big break. Natalie. Natalie Portman was her body double.
Speaker 1: They're almost identical, Paul, your hands up Natalie Portman's body double.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she's got a beach house. Well, it's not
Speaker 2: quite on the beach.
Speaker 9: Just be clear, please, Yeah, I don't be done looking
Speaker 9: for your beach house at the beach.
Speaker 2: It's not really there.
Speaker 1: Saw, so you have not seen v for Vendetta, correct,
Speaker 1: I have not really good, really good disappointment.
Speaker 2: One battle after another. Last night, I.
Speaker 6: Did finally make it through that one, make it through it.
Speaker 6: I fell asleep pretty early on.
Speaker 5: It wasn't that the movie that you said you didn't
Speaker 5: know it? Was it Sean Penn. You're like, Sean Penn,
Speaker 5: it's the first scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I did watch that, you were not lying
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: Legendary First, that is legendarily falling asleep in a movie.
Speaker 5: If you don't get to Sean Penn in that movie,
Speaker 5: because it's almost the first thing that pops up.
Speaker 2: It's in the first couple of minutes, right, Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I was. I was.
Speaker 6: I impressed myself when I when I had that realization
Speaker 6: almost movie.
Speaker 5: His review of One Battle after Another is the Fans
Speaker 5: Meet Sauce Paul Lambert.
Speaker 1: It's outstanding. Leo is amazing in it. It's just, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an unbelievable movie. It's a forcible Sean Penn's character,
Speaker 1: as Hockey has said multiple times, it's one of the
Speaker 1: worst people on the planet, just the way that you
Speaker 1: know Leo's life is at one point and then he basically,
Speaker 1: you know, smokes too much marijuana and he's a disaster.
Speaker 1: But the message and all of it, it's a great film.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was there. You've seen it, though,
Speaker 1: so you don't even need to review it.
Speaker 9: I wish I could read your book reports from high school, man.
Speaker 2: I think I didn't.
Speaker 5: How many of your book reports were like what did
Speaker 5: you think of Animal Farm? And it was just I
Speaker 5: thought it was wonderful, what a great book the farm
Speaker 5: and all the stuff that was happening, and it was
Speaker 5: just great, especially the pig and stuff he did, great
Speaker 5: stuff and all the stuff that he dealt with. Fantastic book.
Speaker 5: A plus. And then that was the last A plus
Speaker 5: that was on that piece.
Speaker 1: Of paper because the teacher wrote a giant read f
Speaker 1: at the top of it and said, probably read the book, Paul,
Speaker 1: this isn't fulling anything.
Speaker 9: Went and got a job in McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now look at me. Now, no, not you
Speaker 2: the teacher. Oh, I had worse. I can't do this,
Speaker 2: but you don't listen. I can't do this work. But
Speaker 2: most embarrassing tests.
Speaker 6: I had to do a retake test and when I
Speaker 6: was in I don't know, junior high and uh so
Speaker 6: it's gone for hockey tournament whatever. Uh and it was
Speaker 6: after school, so I'm going. And not only does this teacher,
Speaker 6: she's a good friend of my mom's. So I come
Speaker 6: in late or after school to take the test. Of course,
Speaker 6: I have not read a page of this book, so
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to taking the test and getting my
Speaker 6: butt out of there before she actually reads the test
Speaker 6: and I take this she said, oh, let's just let
Speaker 6: me write it quick while you're here.
Speaker 2: And by the third question.
Speaker 6: The smile on her face had completely vanished and realized
Speaker 6: I had not read the book.
Speaker 2: Hard to fake it at all? And yeah, I felt
Speaker 2: I felt pretty pretty awful that day.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Our discussion from a day or two ago, Like I
Speaker 5: was driving home, going maybe I should reread those books
Speaker 5: Animal Farm, Grapes of Wrath, To Kill a Mockingbird.
Speaker 1: All those books that we talked about nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, that's a lot of reading. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And by the time I get home, I convinced myself
Speaker 1: to not do that. Yeah, wow, like I should I
Speaker 1: should get smarter, I should learn. God, poker's on my
Speaker 1: mind and you watch that. Yeah, well, good for you.
Speaker 1: There's some major tournaments going on right now. I don't
Speaker 1: have to read Animal Farm. Oh God, no the Frenchman.
Speaker 2: Oh the Gate to the Groin for Yanni compared ron
Speaker 2: and you could hear it.
Speaker 9: Your nick.
Speaker 2: The Frenchman. We're only a week and a half away
Speaker 2: from the Winter Olympics. Maybe some French.
Speaker 1: Scared hands nuts on a gate his history to his
Speaker 1: poor crotch. It's one of the best pieces of sports
Speaker 1: broadcasting in the history of sports broadcasting.
Speaker 13: First broadcast, no doubt, even though we vought for that man.
Speaker 13: Almost so good the Frenchman.
Speaker 1: I bet guards you'll text me, Oh the Frenchman about
Speaker 1: once a week. The most honest scream in the history
Speaker 1: of screams.
Speaker 2: Growing for compared drawn and you could hear it. Oh,
Speaker 2: how fast do you think he's going there like hundred.
Speaker 9: I really don't know. I don't know how fast they go.
Speaker 2: I don't do they go. I boy, I wonder how.
Speaker 9: His nutsackis this morning wherever he's.
Speaker 2: At, still a little tender. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Downhill skiing average speeds sixty to seventy miles an hour.
Speaker 7: Top speeds often exceeded eighty to ninety five.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, right in the like taking a slap shot.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I wish somebody would go back and analyze that stretch
Speaker 5: of the course and figure out how fast he was
Speaker 5: going when it did.
Speaker 2: And he's not. I mean, he's not wearing any You
Speaker 2: don't expect to be hitting the penis you never do?
Speaker 2: That is correct.
Speaker 5: What really matters is next we'll do scores and stats
Speaker 5: around the world of sports. Mark Parrish is here. This
Speaker 5: is the Power Trip Morning show on the fan Fan.
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Speaker 12: given it to somebody else, So somebody may have given
Speaker 12: it to you. Who gave it to whom it doesn't
Speaker 12: really matter. But what does matter is that if we
Speaker 12: don't bring the contacts in for examination and treatment, maybe
Speaker 12: we'll keep right on spreading.
Speaker 2: Hawk Your voicemails point on there. I love it when
Speaker 2: she says so, I kind of disagree with who gave
Speaker 2: it to who?
Speaker 9: I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 2: Who I mean, doesn't it kind of matter?
Speaker 9: I guess it does.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just don't give it.
Speaker 6: I keep it to your percent agree, just saying in
Speaker 6: the instances where it happens.
Speaker 5: Remember when you were a kid, you're out in the
Speaker 5: public and your parents. But like, keep your hands to yourself,
Speaker 5: keep your gonna read it to yourself too, Yeah, and
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Speaker 2: Please, like you got it, congratulations, Just don't share. Yeah,
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Speaker 7: I'm gonna look that up, all right, I'll do this
Speaker 7: while you do that should be called stay aia.
Speaker 2: That's what really matters. You're clever. I'm gonna miss you
Speaker 2: next week, horrible bad. What really matters the scores and
Speaker 2: stats around the world of sports.
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Speaker 10: Amazing hot rootsy, Hey, tell me what's your ring tone?
Speaker 9: Amazing hot roots.
Speaker 7: I about him yesterday. Man on the glass penalty box,
Speaker 7: best seat in the house.
Speaker 2: Home penalty box.
Speaker 6: Though you can't really chirp no, Yeah, if you're gonna
Speaker 6: sit by that penalty box, you want you want to sit?
Speaker 2: You way too nice to chirp amazing ones. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: like he's yelling. Well, then maybe that's why he liked
Speaker 2: being the home team, because he was complimenting the guys.
Speaker 5: B Buffalo Bills are promoting offensive coordinator Joe Brady to
Speaker 5: head coach on a five year deal. He is thirty
Speaker 5: six years old. He's been with the Bills since twenty
Speaker 5: twenty two. He was the OC the last two seasons
Speaker 5: twenty four and twenty five. Josh Allen turns thirty in May.
Speaker 1: That's kind of an interesting dynamic when the coach and
Speaker 1: quarterback are that close in age thirty six and thirty.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: McDermott was there nine years, so they they poked around,
Speaker 5: but they're going to stay in house and go with
Speaker 5: Joe Brady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for him. I just I'm assuming Josh Allen
Speaker 2: probably had a voice in that, that is correct.
Speaker 9: I just man still shocked by that whole situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, imagine they thought, Mike, that guy's not doing a
Speaker 9: good enough job.
Speaker 12: Better.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what really matters is this Canadian football. I
Speaker 2: love it. Okay, go on.
Speaker 9: Do you know how many downs? There are?
Speaker 2: Three? Three? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Five?
Speaker 9: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 9: There are three three downs?
Speaker 6: I yeah, yeah, three downs the CFL when the NFL
Speaker 6: wasn't on up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Did you know that there are twelve men on each
Speaker 9: side of the ball?
Speaker 2: No, No, I didn't either. Y.
Speaker 9: Did you know the defensive lineman have to be lined
Speaker 9: up one yard back from the offensive lineman?
Speaker 2: I did not know that. I don't think I knew
Speaker 2: that detail.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 9: Lastly, after this next sports fact, have you ever heard
Speaker 9: of what they call a rouge? No, moulan, wait until
Speaker 9: you hear what a rouge is in Canadian football.
Speaker 5: The Wolves are at Dallas at seven thirty ten night.
Speaker 5: The Wolves are twenty eight and nineteen the MAVs.
Speaker 2: They played last night. I don't think so.
Speaker 5: So I think they're still nineteen and twenty seven. Cooper
Speaker 5: flag number one overall picking the draft is averaging just
Speaker 5: under nineteen points a game.
Speaker 2: That good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rookie solid. Yeah, okay, he started forty three games
Speaker 1: for them this year. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: He looks good. Yeah. I guess the kid in Charlotte's
Speaker 2: the favorite right now to win Rookie of the Year though, Canipple,
Speaker 2: isn't that his name? That sounds so good?
Speaker 9: What about that sounds good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really, you're a fan, the massive fan. Really? Yeah,
Speaker 2: then I have news for you. What really matters though?
Speaker 9: Is this so because there's only three downs? In Canadian football,
Speaker 9: punting is a huge deal, huge deal, and there's much
Speaker 9: more of an emphasis on the passing game. But here's
Speaker 9: the thing about punting in Canadian football. There's a thing
Speaker 9: called a rouge r o u g E, or also
Speaker 9: known as a single, a one point score that is
Speaker 9: awarded for certain plays that involved the ball being kicked
Speaker 9: into the end zone and not returned from it. A
Speaker 9: single is awarded when the ball is kicked into the
Speaker 9: end zone by any legal means other than a convert
Speaker 9: or a successful field goal, and if the receiving team
Speaker 9: does not return the kick out of its own end zone.
Speaker 2: M okay, zero period.
Speaker 9: The lowest scoring game and CFL history was you guessed
Speaker 9: it won nothing?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? That had to be tough to watch. Is
Speaker 2: that it's supposed to be high school? That was like
Speaker 2: the AFC Championship game on Sunday rather watch a single. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's kind.
Speaker 6: Of was like some kind of like rugby style thing
Speaker 6: they brought into pah snow game.
Speaker 9: It's it's actually a very old rule that's been around
Speaker 9: forever in the league and there's been major games that
Speaker 9: have been won because somebody punted the ball into the
Speaker 9: end zone and it wasn't returned.
Speaker 2: It's not like they don't have to recover it. It's
Speaker 2: just as long as it's not returned, right yep. I
Speaker 2: remember watching a video I was recommended on YouTube.
Speaker 7: It was like most exciting CFL finish ever, and it
Speaker 7: was a punt into the end zone and they were
Speaker 7: trying to run it out, but then the guy they
Speaker 7: were trying to the other team was obviously trying to
Speaker 7: keep them in the end zone or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened, but apparently it was the
Speaker 2: most exciting finish. I didn't get it.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever taken the time to look
Speaker 6: up exciting finish of CFL by being a big NFL fan.
Speaker 2: That was my whole point to this. It was like,
Speaker 2: this isn't the NFL, though, Zak.
Speaker 5: Is there any chance that that's what happened? Is that
Speaker 5: you googled most exciting finish?
Speaker 9: Yes, oh football, I'm going to explaining to you much right.
Speaker 9: Here's from Chad Gpt because I said, please explain it
Speaker 9: to me in a way I can actually communicate it
Speaker 9: because I did a terrible job. You get a rouge
Speaker 9: when you kick the ball into the end zone, either
Speaker 9: by a punt or a missed field goal or even
Speaker 9: a kickoff, and the other team doesn't bring it out
Speaker 9: of the enzone.
Speaker 2: So why wouldn't you bring it out of the end
Speaker 2: zone if you're the other team.
Speaker 9: I have no idea what the other team won't let
Speaker 9: you or I guess you didn't know they were going
Speaker 9: to kick it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you were the quarterback and they you and
Speaker 2: you punt it like a drop kick.
Speaker 7: Their their field goals are pretty exciting too, because, as
Speaker 7: you mentioned, with the rouge thing, you have to be
Speaker 7: ready if they missed the field goal, because you don't
Speaker 7: want to give up a point.
Speaker 2: So this is fun, right.
Speaker 5: Nebraska's twenty four game win streak is snapped. They lost
Speaker 5: seventy five seventy two at number three Michigan. Nebraska did
Speaker 5: not score over the final three minutes and twenty seconds.
Speaker 5: They actually led seventy two sixty nine, but Michigan scores
Speaker 5: the final six points. So Nebraska and Fred Hoiberg finally
Speaker 5: lost a game. They are twenty and one, Michigan now
Speaker 5: nineteen and one.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, can't win them all? Bonus wants some money
Speaker 2: from you. Yeah, didn't one of Bobby Knight's Indiana teams
Speaker 2: win them all? Hawk? Yeah, like fifty years ago?
Speaker 9: Trying to remember what? Yeah, right right around a little
Speaker 9: before I was born, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who was the starting point guard on that team?
Speaker 9: I actually have it written down right here.
Speaker 2: Oh Barry Kyogan? Oh yeah, the joker? Oh what they
Speaker 2: called him?
Speaker 9: Like AK forty seven?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's not the same person. Whatever then, man,
Speaker 1: that guy played for the Wolves for a while.
Speaker 2: Barry Kogan? Now was he point guard?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Yes, you're thinking of Shane Heel He played for the Wolves.
Speaker 9: Sure, what about John big Toe.
Speaker 2: I know there was an ak forty seven, Alex Cola
Speaker 2: forty seven.
Speaker 1: Or andrake Kirolinko over the Timberwolves, or Alex Kiel could
Speaker 1: be Alex k Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 2: Are you just playing initials? That's two days from now?
Speaker 9: Yeah, awesome game called get to the end of the show.
Speaker 2: What time is it? What time is it? What really
Speaker 2: matters though?
Speaker 9: Is this The first Gray Cup, which is the super
Speaker 9: Bowl of Canadian football, was held in nineteen o nine.
Speaker 2: You saw a Gray Cup last week at the alumni game.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there was a few of them.
Speaker 6: Actually, they showed the US had way more than the
Speaker 6: world team.
Speaker 2: Amazing hot rod damn.
Speaker 9: Yeah, nineteen or nine. Each team in the Canadian Football
Speaker 9: League must have at least twenty one players of Canadian descent,
Speaker 9: and eight of them must start.
Speaker 2: Really wow, I don't know that.
Speaker 9: I didn't either.
Speaker 6: I knew they had rules. I didn't know the exact
Speaker 6: rules like that, but I didn't know that they had
Speaker 6: so they had rules.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm going, and you're right.
Speaker 9: Somebody said I was. I might have been your parents.
Speaker 9: The field is one hundred and ten yards long.
Speaker 2: I believe that was Zachlo's point. Yeah, yes, sixty five
Speaker 2: yards wide.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 6: It looks like an Olympic sized hockey rink if you
Speaker 6: used to watching an NHL rink.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bitch. Amen. Wow.
Speaker 5: Gopher basketball is at Wisconsin tonight at eight o'clock. The
Speaker 5: Gophers are struggling lately. They've lost a lot of games here.
Speaker 5: They're now ten and ten, three and six in the
Speaker 5: Big Ten. The drunken Scanies are fourteen and six, six
Speaker 5: and three in the Big Ten. Go Nico Medved Yeah,
Speaker 5: go him, he's great. Yeah, roll the boat.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this m Did you mentioned
Speaker 2: the field goal posts.
Speaker 9: About them being in the middle of the Yeah, which
Speaker 9: is stupid. Look compilations, those are always fun to watch.
Speaker 2: Oh, this just feels terrible for those guys. Ouch's like
Speaker 2: when the NFL had at the front of the end zone.
Speaker 2: Just come on, give the guy's a chance. M right.
Speaker 9: There's a fair catch kick obscure rule allowed for a
Speaker 9: free kick from a spot where a fair catch was made.
Speaker 2: We have that in NFL.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a free kick from a where a fair
Speaker 1: catch was made. Yes, yeah, you can boot it from wherever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's happened a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and.
Speaker 9: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: I think the Patriots did it really Yeah what oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't. Fluty kind of known for his that's the
Speaker 2: drop kick, wasn't it. Yeah, that was the drop kick.
Speaker 2: Okay there catch at twenty Oh yeah. They did it.
Speaker 7: The Thursday night last year Broncos and Chargers and let's
Speaker 7: see here.
Speaker 2: It was at the end of the half and the
Speaker 2: Chargers got the free catch kick and got the three points.
Speaker 9: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, me either. And it's it's interesting because you
Speaker 2: can you don't have to like snap the ball or anything.
Speaker 7: You just basically it's you start with it teed up
Speaker 7: for you and yeah, well fascinating.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 7: First it was the first conversion, that first successful conversion
Speaker 7: since nineteen seventy six, so they're very rare.
Speaker 2: There's my defense that wasn't even born from the last
Speaker 2: one seventy that's my excuse too. Yeah, same.
Speaker 9: Hawk, I have no excuses.
Speaker 2: Nate James.
Speaker 9: Nate Burlison was a highly productive wide receiver who recorded
Speaker 9: four hundred and fifty five receptions for fifty and thirty
Speaker 9: yards over his career for Calgary in the Canadian Football League.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: That's why I told you after the Vikings obviously. Then right, yeah,
Speaker 5: how long did he play here? Like two or three years?
Speaker 5: It was pretty short, right I think?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you play for the Lions for a second too?
Speaker 9: I mean it's the Lions.
Speaker 2: Well didn't he play for wasn't he didn't he go
Speaker 2: to the Seahawks.
Speaker 9: Let's see, he goes out with the Projects in two
Speaker 9: thousand and three to two thousand and five, the Seahawks
Speaker 9: two thousand and six, two thousand and nine, the Lions
Speaker 9: twenty thirteen, and then the Browns for one year.
Speaker 5: I didn't know why even look up things on Wikipedia.
Speaker 5: Just ask Paul over there or me over here. We
Speaker 5: know we're sports nerds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know he was Canadian.
Speaker 9: Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, did not know that either.
Speaker 9: Good looking man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really good on TV. Yeah, he is very good.
Speaker 7: So weird to me that we have like the like
Speaker 7: the two of the three main morning national morning shows
Speaker 7: are hosted by former football players. Straighthand on Good Morning America,
Speaker 7: Burlison and CBS made Ben Leber host Twin Cities Live.
Speaker 2: HODA copy was a right guard in the seventies for
Speaker 2: the Vikings.
Speaker 9: Was she really al Roker was a male cheerleader for
Speaker 9: the Gophers.
Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't know that. That's all fascinating.
Speaker 9: That's what really matters, man.
Speaker 2: I remember Bud Grant scouting her back in the sixties.
Speaker 2: Size matters. More of what really matters after this, this
Speaker 2: is the power to a morning chow on the fan.
Speaker 2: We all had that one teacher who believed in us.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, teachers, You're the best. No relation, no nepotism,
Speaker 1: not even close. So this isn't ragged, did you it's
Speaker 1: not the packed submit that entry? It feels rigged.
Speaker 2: I did not. I don't know what Tyler is. I'm
Speaker 2: sure he's a nice feller fella. I agree. Oh, thanks Tom,
Speaker 2: I've never been to Independence Elementary School.
Speaker 3: The score.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3: I did it? Did you do it?
Speaker 2: I did it. I'm proud of all.
Speaker 5: I don't know who had it, but one hundred and
Speaker 5: sixty three thousand, and now it's one hundred and seventy
Speaker 5: four thousand.
Speaker 9: He did it?
Speaker 2: Did it everybody?
Speaker 5: So you know what Zachary and I were talking about?
Speaker 5: Christopher So pac Man High School? Dead right, We're moving on.
Speaker 5: But Gallaga, I wonder if that's Superstar score still because
Speaker 5: I had a game going yesterday. I'm like, I'm kicking ass.
Speaker 5: I had like thirty percent of the high score. I
Speaker 5: wonder if that's still from Morris. It might be because
Speaker 5: he was freakishly good.
Speaker 2: At that game because of his huge hands. He was
Speaker 2: just good at it. He just like loved that game
Speaker 2: and was super super good at it.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, man, I don't I don't think I'm
Speaker 5: getting that one because I kicked out and I still
Speaker 5: was not even halfway there.
Speaker 2: WHOA, thanks great song. So yeah, big day for me,
Speaker 2: Big day? Did you tell your family?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Did you yell? Hey, guys come down here and see this.
Speaker 2: Right back to work. We got the highest score. You guys,
Speaker 2: come down here.
Speaker 9: See how good I look?
Speaker 2: Right, back to work. You better come down here. I'm
Speaker 2: eating junk and watching rubbish. You better come out and
Speaker 2: pound me. Wow, what barn that is? Tommy will be
Speaker 2: if you keep talking like that between Crystal, change your
Speaker 2: life with something else.
Speaker 1: Super Bowl a week from Sunday, the Patriots and the
Speaker 1: Seahawks and DraftKings. The Seahawks are show right around four
Speaker 1: and a half point favorites. But I don't really expect
Speaker 1: it to move much, do you. I think that's probably
Speaker 1: we're pretty close to where it would be. No, I
Speaker 1: think it'll stay at that unless Yeah, I really Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think most people think it's a pretty fair number.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I find it to be fair. I'd be on
Speaker 2: the Seahawks side of that.
Speaker 5: But again, I'm not going to be surprised if a
Speaker 5: team that's what is it, sixteen and three the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to be surprised if his sixteen
Speaker 2: and three team wins. No, you can't be. No, what
Speaker 2: really matters is this was on this date.
Speaker 9: In nineteen eighty five that music stars gathered to record
Speaker 9: We Are the World. The special instruction from Quincy Jones
Speaker 9: went out to several dozen popstars. Check your egos at
Speaker 9: the door, he said. Eventually is the record. We're going
Speaker 9: to sell seven million copies, raised more than sixty million
Speaker 9: dollars for African famine relief. Only one chance to get
Speaker 9: the recording the way he and Songwrives Michael Jackson, Lionel
Speaker 9: Richie wanted it. Jones convened the marathon recording session at
Speaker 9: around ten pm on the evening of January twenty eight,
Speaker 9: nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 2: Was the bit that they were all in town because
Speaker 2: it was the Grammy's.
Speaker 9: American Music Wars.
Speaker 2: All that yeh, yep?
Speaker 1: And is that the famous video where Bob Dylan looks
Speaker 1: like he would rather be anywhere else?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Isn't that always how Bob Dylan looks? Yeah? Good point?
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, see you Bob? Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Remember I hear the name Bob Dylan. It's hard not
Speaker 1: to sing it like Jesus Jones does.
Speaker 2: And right here, right now, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. How does he stop day in badroom
Speaker 1: like it's always in my head?
Speaker 9: That's what he says.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure, I'm pretty sure, he says, Bob Dylan, Jesus Joe,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that.
Speaker 2: You're gonna listen to it? All day to day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's no other place I'd rather be b s.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he says, Bob Dylan didn't have just hold on
Speaker 1: to sing about it. Bob Dylan didn't have this to
Speaker 1: sing about you.
Speaker 9: That doesn't make you No.
Speaker 2: Do you think Jesus Jones still tours? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah I do.
Speaker 5: I think they're off today, but they'll be back in
Speaker 5: like three days. What really matters is is it my turn? No,
Speaker 5: it's your turn. It really matters is this?
Speaker 9: Did you know Jesus Jones got their their name after
Speaker 9: watching an episode of Jenny Jones Show.
Speaker 2: Pull Your Hands Up Jenny Jones, would hawk is she
Speaker 2: still with us?
Speaker 9: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Isn't I feel like she is?
Speaker 9: Was Jesus Jones.
Speaker 1: Do you think she's on tour? She opens, she does
Speaker 1: stand up, was mostly off color. She's seventy nine, seventy nine,
Speaker 1: was born in Bethlehem obviously.
Speaker 2: No, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say she was born
Speaker 1: seventy nine years ago. I don't know why, Like, I
Speaker 1: have so little faith in the rest of your sense.
Speaker 2: So you're like, she's seventy nine, she was born.
Speaker 1: I thought you were either going to say the year
Speaker 1: she was born or just say seventy nine years ago,
Speaker 1: didn't she?
Speaker 2: Uh, she's like them. Wasn't she the reason somebody got
Speaker 2: murdered on her show?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You could say her show embarrassed somebody to the point
Speaker 5: where there was a murder.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: But she had nothing to do with the actual murder.
Speaker 5: She wasn't there laughing her point, dinner giving tips.
Speaker 9: No, yeah, god do it?
Speaker 2: Can we film it? M and I watched. I watched
Speaker 2: all of those shows. I mean we all did. They
Speaker 2: were super popular.
Speaker 5: But that was Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake, see Sally Jesse,
Speaker 5: Raphael Phil Donahue, Oh, bra, all of them.
Speaker 2: They were all good.
Speaker 1: Montel Williams couldn't wait to see who the father was, right,
Speaker 1: Mary Povitch? Who am I forgetting?
Speaker 9: Donald Raspberry?
Speaker 2: Who's the Who's the one?
Speaker 3: Lady?
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams, Wendy Williams, it's too modern. I'm talking like
Speaker 1: the nineties, the decade at the nightclub. You're pointing at
Speaker 1: Chris Well, you asking if he would sleeply like that?
Speaker 2: Shilliams.
Speaker 1: He thought it was a great chill Well And yes,
Speaker 1: obviously Springers the Goat. Yeah, he's dead, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jared Barry is no longer with us. Him and Donald Rosberry,
Speaker 1: Poor Donald.
Speaker 9: What really matters, though, is this, On this date in
Speaker 9: nineteen eighty six, at eleven thirty eight am, the Space
Speaker 9: Shuttle Challenger lifted off from Cape Canaveral and then of
Speaker 9: course exploded just after liftoff.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 5: I know I've said this in the past, but I'll
Speaker 5: say it again, not just to make this all about me,
Speaker 5: but I'm going to do this briefly.
Speaker 2: I'm very, very confident.
Speaker 1: We had a TV in our classroom like most of
Speaker 1: America did, right, almost everybody did.
Speaker 2: We all watch it like as a nation. Yep. I
Speaker 2: have absolutely no memory of why. No we did, man,
Speaker 2: I know either, No, I do so.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I was happy.
Speaker 6: I was five years old testing Nope, No, I definitely
Speaker 6: I definitely remember that and just driving.
Speaker 2: Around and just kind of silence with my parents that day.
Speaker 2: It's just just one of those.
Speaker 6: Wheel was h No, No, I was a little young,
Speaker 6: uh but yeah, it was just it was it was
Speaker 6: that was the first moment of my life where the
Speaker 6: world stood still for a second or.
Speaker 2: A day or whatever. Yeah, I definitely remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was too young.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was fifteen, I remember very well.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Yeah, that's the that's like a that's definitely
Speaker 2: the age that it sticks with you forever.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 6: I just remember like never seeing anyone responding that way,
Speaker 6: like there's everyone that you saw everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 6: It was a tragic, true tragedy. Is my first tragedy experience.
Speaker 6: I'll never forget it.
Speaker 7: It's sov that's the it was the worst part, right, yeah,
Speaker 7: it was just didn't have to happen.
Speaker 9: One disaster was caused by the failure of an O
Speaker 9: ring seal too cold. One of the two solid fuel rockets,
Speaker 9: the elastic oh ring did not respond as expected because
Speaker 9: of the cold temperature at launch time, which we had
Speaker 9: a chain of events that resulted in the massive loss.
Speaker 9: As a result, Acid did not send astronauts into space
Speaker 9: for more than two years, as it redesigned a number
Speaker 9: of features of the Space Shuttle. It's obvious after it happens,
Speaker 9: you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean, Right, it's just silly right down, like, oh, just
Speaker 2: wait till it warms up. It was pretty obvious before
Speaker 2: it happened, too, it.
Speaker 7: Was, yeah, there was, there was There was quite a
Speaker 7: few myths that people said do not launch and some
Speaker 7: very very uh not so great people.
Speaker 9: Are terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah they're not. That's why they're not so great. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 7: The documentaries, uh, and there's one on Netflix. Yeah that
Speaker 7: is I highly recommend watch that one. Yeah, it's awful,
Speaker 7: it's yeah.
Speaker 2: Anybody else want ring? Oh yeah? Got you going? That
Speaker 2: sounds good, haven't you?
Speaker 5: Which is weird because again the noodle I have never
Speaker 5: in my life, nor will I ever just have onion
Speaker 5: by itself disgusting, right, can't do it, won't do it.
Speaker 2: I would throw up in a heartbeat.
Speaker 5: But because somehow I threaded that needle when I was younger,
Speaker 5: and I grew up somehow eating onion rings.
Speaker 2: If the onion ring is ninety percent batter, I can
Speaker 2: do it. But if the percentage is too far onion,
Speaker 2: I button bar, I gag and I throw up. Let's
Speaker 2: put it this way, just nuts like a sword, but.
Speaker 1: Like dairy Queen has almost the right ratio, I can
Speaker 1: crush Dairy Queen onion rings. Burger King back in the
Speaker 1: day had the same thing. If it's mostly batter, God,
Speaker 1: onion ring batter is the best.
Speaker 2: It's so good. I would just buy that. If a
Speaker 2: restaurant just sold bad onion ring batter, take the onion out.
Speaker 2: Here's what you do. Okay, here's what you do. Go on,
Speaker 2: don't fight girls, relax.
Speaker 1: You go and get at Target or wherever the Nathan's
Speaker 1: famous frozen onion rings. They're exactly what you're looking for.
Speaker 1: But then just peel the onions out of there, sure, fry.
Speaker 2: Them, and then you go from there. Those are outstanding.
Speaker 2: I think it's idiotic. Okay, yeah, well, everybody's got an opinion.
Speaker 5: I think you know the best part about Nathan's frozen
Speaker 5: onion rings at Target is that they're available.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're available to everybody.
Speaker 7: Ring batter so fun to go to like a restaurant
Speaker 7: when they have like the big ones. But then you
Speaker 7: just pull the onion ring out of there and just
Speaker 7: keep the batter.
Speaker 2: The better, the best. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 5: I have twin cousins that are five years older than me,
Speaker 5: and they one of them liked the batter, one of
Speaker 5: them liked the onions, so.
Speaker 1: My mom and my aunt used to just pull them apart.
Speaker 1: Jenny would have one, Jess would have the other one.
Speaker 2: Smart Roberts.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like parish when you go hunt some
Speaker 1: pretend you just you don't waste the animal, right, No,
Speaker 1: no one of them gets the batter.
Speaker 2: One of them gets the onion, use every single bit
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 9: Mix up the batter and she laid the beater.
Speaker 1: Well said, now I want onion ring battery?
Speaker 5: Is that a good state fair idea? Forget onion rings,
Speaker 5: just the batter. We just sell the batter and like
Speaker 5: a bucket.
Speaker 9: It's like the the the mushroom head on a Uh
Speaker 9: what do you call those things? Muffin top? Yeah, man,
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, Yeah, to keep it down.
Speaker 1: I do have a very large muffin top. I look
Speaker 1: at it every time I put my undies on after
Speaker 1: I get out of the shower. Yeah, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: where you're on in the shower. No, I thought you
Speaker 1: were a for nude. No, oh, we never nude.
Speaker 2: Why are you talking to her? We DM more than
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: It's mostly it's mostly about the stock market and stuff.
Speaker 1: But still once in a while we talked about your
Speaker 1: appearance and.
Speaker 9: Then I said something, Oh that's once.
Speaker 2: While jeer Bearer jumps into the conversation, we have a
Speaker 2: group of text on. Remember when jar Bear the making
Speaker 2: a murderer. Guy hit on you, he did hit on
Speaker 2: my wife.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I shout out to you know kel. Yeah, still
Speaker 5: get some some attention if she was on the market,
Speaker 5: So what so what if jer Bear went for you.
Speaker 7: Might still be at the healing waiting for Yeah. I
Speaker 7: pulled that for best of over the That's funny listening
Speaker 7: to again, old jeer Bear.
Speaker 1: You played the forgot about that battle of the we
Speaker 1: used to do with Creed and of course, yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta play that and I think you time it out
Speaker 1: so Corey has to listen.
Speaker 2: It's a Black Friday tradition.
Speaker 1: Yep, it's on the phone. No no, no, he's not,
Speaker 1: but it's done on the phone. We'll do the news
Speaker 1: after this. Mark Parrish is here. This is a Wednesday
Speaker 1: on the Power Trip Morning Show, right here on the
Speaker 1: fan