Speaker 1: He loves me. He loves me not only.
Speaker 2: One way to find out four of the Roses.
Speaker 3: I'm kt WB. You guys see that on Instagram.
Speaker 4: I think it's called cot cheating, where it's like somebody
Speaker 4: will say something like, I know, like, what did you
Speaker 4: do to me a couple of months ago? You said,
Speaker 4: what was the name of somebody? You said, you know
Speaker 4: what I could have for lunch today? I would love
Speaker 4: to have.
Speaker 1: Oh. And then one of your childhood friends I can't
Speaker 1: remember eli was one of his girlfriends. He said the
Speaker 1: name of one of his girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Was it Tammy? No?
Speaker 4: Okay anyway, So there's a video online on Instagram and
Speaker 4: I think it's under caught cheating where a guy goes
Speaker 4: up to his girlfriend with his camera like, you know,
Speaker 4: down by his leg, yeah, and he says, God, I
Speaker 4: am so hungry that I could eat Craig Morton and
Speaker 4: she's like, huh huh did he text you? No, you're
Speaker 4: cheating with him. So this is the radio version of
Speaker 4: caught Cheating, and we call it War of the Roses. Now,
Speaker 4: we're gonna hope that there's no cheating in this one,
Speaker 4: but we'll see what happens to Courtney tell me why
Speaker 4: you're on War of the Roses today and why you
Speaker 4: suspect your boyfriend Andy might be up to something.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Well, I was in Andy's office. I needed some tape.
Speaker 5: I went in his office and he's got all kinds
Speaker 5: of knickknacks, choch keys, just kind of decorative.
Speaker 2: Stuff all over his office. And he's this stuffed parrot.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: The parrot is one of those recorder things.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You can press the button and you talk to it
Speaker 2: and it records your voice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it speaks back to you when you press
Speaker 5: the button again. So I randomly pressed.
Speaker 2: The button and I hear a woman's voice and she says,
Speaker 2: send me over.
Speaker 1: And hard.
Speaker 3: Didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: No, all ther it comes in the box.
Speaker 3: No, that is not the factory default. I'm sure, I
Speaker 3: mean it could be.
Speaker 4: So you what did you do when you heard the
Speaker 4: parrots say that?
Speaker 5: I asked my boyfriend Andy, why does that parrot say that?
Speaker 5: That's kind of a Where did that come from?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: And it's a woman's voice indeed.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, and Andy says, of course you get
Speaker 4: a logical excuse for this.
Speaker 5: Andy says, I haven't had in your I'm surprised that
Speaker 5: still works. That's I didn't even know I was on there,
Speaker 5: So it could.
Speaker 1: Be like an previous X sir from a while ago.
Speaker 1: If he's telling the truth.
Speaker 3: No, but he would know that that's on there though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you might forget that it's on there.
Speaker 3: I don't. It's hard to forget that.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe he doesn't. Maybe somebody came and recorded it
Speaker 1: while he wasn't standing right there. That is like something Dave,
Speaker 1: you would, Yeah, you would go into your buddy's home
Speaker 1: office and record yourself saying something like that.
Speaker 3: I totally would, Yes, and I would.
Speaker 4: I remember the funniest prank I ever did was I
Speaker 4: left condoms in Pat Eberts's briefcase one time back when
Speaker 4: people used to carry a briefcase into work, so I
Speaker 4: thought it'd be funny to throw a couple of condoms
Speaker 4: in there for.
Speaker 3: His fiance to find. Again, it did not go well.
Speaker 4: No, she was really mad and he's like, I can't
Speaker 4: believe you did that. That got me in such trouble.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, do you want me to call Teresa?
Speaker 4: And he's like, no, you've caused enough trouble. But back
Speaker 4: to the parrot. Yeah, so you're wondering. I mean, it
Speaker 4: totally could be. It could be an old girlfriend that
Speaker 4: left it on there, you know, years before you met.
Speaker 4: It's definitely not a new technology. I think Alison had
Speaker 4: one of those back in the nineties, so it could
Speaker 4: have been sitting there for years. But something tells you
Speaker 4: that it my be recent.
Speaker 5: I've just I have a feeling.
Speaker 2: I don't like to ignore those feelings.
Speaker 1: Just want to make sure.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we can call him and we can
Speaker 4: set the trap and wore the roses. Basically asked a
Speaker 4: guy who do you want to send roses to? If
Speaker 4: you won free roses? Who do you want to send
Speaker 4: roses to? And hopefully he will pick you and maybe
Speaker 4: not the woman whose voice is on the parrot. Hold
Speaker 4: on and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Time to pull out those receipts.
Speaker 4: Part two of War the Roses starts right now on KDWB.
Speaker 4: So O case you missed part one, there's you've probably
Speaker 4: seen these. It's like an old technology. It's not new,
Speaker 4: but it's like I think Alison had one when she
Speaker 4: was a kid. It's a parrot and you push a
Speaker 4: button on the parrot and you let you record your voice, like.
Speaker 3: Hi, Alison, it's daddy.
Speaker 4: And then she pushes the button and she hears it back.
Speaker 4: So she's walking around his office. What she says, she's
Speaker 4: looking for tape or is she just around in there?
Speaker 1: Here's something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sees this parrot pushes the button and it has
Speaker 4: blank me blank and blank blank blanky.
Speaker 1: Yep, blank by blank by blank.
Speaker 4: And she's like, well, that's not my voice. I didn't
Speaker 4: say that. What is this all about? Is he seeing
Speaker 4: somebody else? What did he say? Did he have a
Speaker 4: response to that.
Speaker 1: I don't think he did. Well, we're gonna get I
Speaker 1: think he said he doesn't know that. He didn't know
Speaker 1: it was on there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a long time ago.
Speaker 4: It didn't come from kd toy and hobby that way.
Speaker 4: So let's find out whether he's cheating on War of
Speaker 4: the Roses on kdub making the phone call?
Speaker 1: Uh, I can I talk to Andy? Please speak Andy.
Speaker 1: My name's Rachel. I work with was wondering if you
Speaker 1: had a couple of minutes to do a quick customer
Speaker 1: satisfaction survey with us today. We just really value our
Speaker 1: customers experience and we do have a reward for doing it.
Speaker 1: It's only going to take a few minutes, and then
Speaker 1: I will set you up with a dozen red roses
Speaker 1: to send out to whoever you want.
Speaker 6: What No, no, no roses? No thank you?
Speaker 3: I no way.
Speaker 1: Well it's just it's just a quick survey. Sorry. Like
Speaker 1: I said, it's only going to take a couple of minutes.
Speaker 6: I'm not buying it. I've been burned by this before.
Speaker 6: I had an except me on War the Roses.
Speaker 3: Like oh oh, dago really exactly.
Speaker 4: So not only do we run into guys who we've
Speaker 4: done this so much, we run into guys who've heard
Speaker 4: of War the Roses.
Speaker 3: Here's a guy who's actually been on War the Roses.
Speaker 3: You were on War the Roses. Uh yeah, okay, so you.
Speaker 4: Know, you know, you know exactly what's going on. You
Speaker 4: know that it's KATWB. When were you on War the Roses.
Speaker 6: I think it was about ten or eleven years ago.
Speaker 6: To be honest, I was young. I was really stupid.
Speaker 4: No, I get it. What what was what was the
Speaker 4: evidence in what happened?
Speaker 6: I'm you know, I was dating my girlfriend who is
Speaker 6: a brunette, and she found blonde hairs in a bad
Speaker 6: and was suspicious so she called called me on it.
Speaker 3: I kind of might remember that one. Did you send
Speaker 3: roses to the wrong person? You know?
Speaker 6: I think I did, which is why I'm not Gonnavault.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Well, then then you know exactly what's
Speaker 4: going on, and you must know who is on the
Speaker 4: phone right now. There is somebody who's wondering whether you're
Speaker 4: seeing somebody else. Who do you think is on the
Speaker 4: phone right now?
Speaker 3: Oh? Now, you should have known that right away.
Speaker 4: If somebody was doing more of the roses to me
Speaker 4: and they said, who do you think is on the phone,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, well, that's my wife, Susan.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, No, see, here's the thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell you who's listening right now? Courtney has heard everything
Speaker 4: in the last couple of minutes, including you not knowing
Speaker 4: who's on the phone, right Courtney, yep. So if there's
Speaker 4: a dilemma, then clearly you're doing something wrong.
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 6: I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Speaker 2: I are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Is he gone? Did he hang up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That sounded like a hang up Andy.
Speaker 4: I would hang up too, seriously, if I was so busted,
Speaker 4: I don't think I would stick around to be berated,
Speaker 4: but like I would just dip out. I feel bad
Speaker 4: for her, but also, dude, it's been eleven years, Like
Speaker 4: grow up on.
Speaker 1: It's a cheater, they say, always a cheater.
Speaker 3: That's what they say.
Speaker 1: Okay, Courtney, We're sorry.
Speaker 2: That was not what I was expecting.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it never is.
Speaker 4: I think that's what I would do, though, It's like
Speaker 4: there's so many guys that sit there on the radio
Speaker 4: and they're just like they know they're on Katie WB
Speaker 4: and they're still trying to talk their way out of something.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I would be like, this never happened this jet. What
Speaker 4: would you do? Assuming you maybe you were on War
Speaker 4: of the Roses. I can't believe we found a guy
Speaker 4: that's been on War of the Rosy. Even if I
Speaker 4: was innocent, if I was being called out for something,
Speaker 4: I would be like did I do something?
Speaker 1: Oh no, And then I would spiral that way like
Speaker 1: did I just forget