WEBVTT - War of the Roses: Talking Parrot

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<v Speaker 1>He loves me. He loves me not only.

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<v Speaker 2>One way to find out four of the Roses.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kt WB. You guys see that on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's called cot cheating, where it's like somebody

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<v Speaker 4>will say something like, I know, like, what did you

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<v Speaker 4>do to me a couple of months ago? You said,

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<v Speaker 4>what was the name of somebody? You said, you know

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<v Speaker 4>what I could have for lunch today? I would love

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<v Speaker 4>to have.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. And then one of your childhood friends I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember eli was one of his girlfriends. He said the

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<v Speaker 1>name of one of his girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it Tammy? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay anyway, So there's a video online on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's under caught cheating where a guy goes

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<v Speaker 4>up to his girlfriend with his camera like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>down by his leg, yeah, and he says, God, I

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<v Speaker 4>am so hungry that I could eat Craig Morton and

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<v Speaker 4>she's like, huh huh did he text you? No, you're

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<v Speaker 4>cheating with him. So this is the radio version of

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<v Speaker 4>caught Cheating, and we call it War of the Roses. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>we're gonna hope that there's no cheating in this one,

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<v Speaker 4>but we'll see what happens to Courtney tell me why

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<v Speaker 4>you're on War of the Roses today and why you

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<v Speaker 4>suspect your boyfriend Andy might be up to something.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was in Andy's office. I needed some tape.

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<v Speaker 5>I went in his office and he's got all kinds

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<v Speaker 5>of knickknacks, choch keys, just kind of decorative.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff all over his office. And he's this stuffed parrot.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>The parrot is one of those recorder things.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>You can press the button and you talk to it

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<v Speaker 2>and it records your voice.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it speaks back to you when you press

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<v Speaker 5>the button again. So I randomly pressed.

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<v Speaker 2>The button and I hear a woman's voice and she says,

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<v Speaker 2>send me over.

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<v Speaker 1>And hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't see that coming.

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<v Speaker 1>No, all ther it comes in the box.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that is not the factory default. I'm sure, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean it could be.

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<v Speaker 4>So you what did you do when you heard the

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<v Speaker 4>parrots say that?

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<v Speaker 5>I asked my boyfriend Andy, why does that parrot say that?

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<v Speaker 5>That's kind of a Where did that come from?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a woman's voice indeed.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, and Andy says, of course you get

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<v Speaker 4>a logical excuse for this.

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<v Speaker 5>Andy says, I haven't had in your I'm surprised that

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<v Speaker 5>still works. That's I didn't even know I was on there,

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<v Speaker 5>So it could.

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<v Speaker 1>Be like an previous X sir from a while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but he would know that that's on there though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I mean you might forget that it's on there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. It's hard to forget that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe he doesn't. Maybe somebody came and recorded it

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<v Speaker 1>while he wasn't standing right there. That is like something Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>you would, Yeah, you would go into your buddy's home

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<v Speaker 1>office and record yourself saying something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I totally would, Yes, and I would.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember the funniest prank I ever did was I

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<v Speaker 4>left condoms in Pat Eberts's briefcase one time back when

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<v Speaker 4>people used to carry a briefcase into work, so I

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<v Speaker 4>thought it'd be funny to throw a couple of condoms

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<v Speaker 4>in there for.

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<v Speaker 3>His fiance to find. Again, it did not go well.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she was really mad and he's like, I can't

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<v Speaker 4>believe you did that. That got me in such trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, do you want me to call Teresa?

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, no, you've caused enough trouble. But back

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<v Speaker 4>to the parrot. Yeah, so you're wondering. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 4>totally could be. It could be an old girlfriend that

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<v Speaker 4>left it on there, you know, years before you met.

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<v Speaker 4>It's definitely not a new technology. I think Alison had

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<v Speaker 4>one of those back in the nineties, so it could

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<v Speaker 4>have been sitting there for years. But something tells you

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<v Speaker 4>that it my be recent.

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<v Speaker 5>I've just I have a feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like to ignore those feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>Just want to make sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, we can call him and we can

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<v Speaker 4>set the trap and wore the roses. Basically asked a

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<v Speaker 4>guy who do you want to send roses to? If

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<v Speaker 4>you won free roses? Who do you want to send

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<v Speaker 4>roses to? And hopefully he will pick you and maybe

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<v Speaker 4>not the woman whose voice is on the parrot. Hold

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<v Speaker 4>on and we'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Time to pull out those receipts.

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<v Speaker 4>Part two of War the Roses starts right now on KDWB.

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<v Speaker 4>So O case you missed part one, there's you've probably

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<v Speaker 4>seen these. It's like an old technology. It's not new,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's like I think Alison had one when she

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<v Speaker 4>was a kid. It's a parrot and you push a

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<v Speaker 4>button on the parrot and you let you record your voice, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Alison, it's daddy.

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<v Speaker 4>And then she pushes the button and she hears it back.

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<v Speaker 4>So she's walking around his office. What she says, she's

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<v Speaker 4>looking for tape or is she just around in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's something?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sees this parrot pushes the button and it has

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<v Speaker 4>blank me blank and blank blank blanky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, blank by blank by blank.

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, well, that's not my voice. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>say that. What is this all about? Is he seeing

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<v Speaker 4>somebody else? What did he say? Did he have a

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<v Speaker 4>response to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he did. Well, we're gonna get I

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<v Speaker 1>think he said he doesn't know that. He didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>it was on there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't come from kd toy and hobby that way.

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<v Speaker 4>So let's find out whether he's cheating on War of

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<v Speaker 4>the Roses on kdub making the phone call?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I can I talk to Andy? Please speak Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Rachel. I work with was wondering if you

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<v Speaker 1>had a couple of minutes to do a quick customer

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<v Speaker 1>satisfaction survey with us today. We just really value our

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<v Speaker 1>customers experience and we do have a reward for doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only going to take a few minutes, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I will set you up with a dozen red roses

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<v Speaker 1>to send out to whoever you want.

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<v Speaker 6>What No, no, no roses? No thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>I no way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's just it's just a quick survey. Sorry. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, it's only going to take a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not buying it. I've been burned by this before.

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<v Speaker 6>I had an except me on War the Roses.

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<v Speaker 3>Like oh oh, dago really exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So not only do we run into guys who we've

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<v Speaker 4>done this so much, we run into guys who've heard

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<v Speaker 4>of War the Roses.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a guy who's actually been on War the Roses.

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<v Speaker 3>You were on War the Roses. Uh yeah, okay, so you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, you know, you know exactly what's going on. You

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<v Speaker 4>know that it's KATWB. When were you on War the Roses.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it was about ten or eleven years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>To be honest, I was young. I was really stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I get it. What what was what was the

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<v Speaker 4>evidence in what happened?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm you know, I was dating my girlfriend who is

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<v Speaker 6>a brunette, and she found blonde hairs in a bad

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<v Speaker 6>and was suspicious so she called called me on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of might remember that one. Did you send

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<v Speaker 3>roses to the wrong person? You know?

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<v Speaker 6>I think I did, which is why I'm not Gonnavault.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, Well, then then you know exactly what's

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<v Speaker 4>going on, and you must know who is on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone right now. There is somebody who's wondering whether you're

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<v Speaker 4>seeing somebody else. Who do you think is on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Now, you should have known that right away.

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<v Speaker 4>If somebody was doing more of the roses to me

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<v Speaker 4>and they said, who do you think is on the phone,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be like, well, that's my wife, Susan.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, No, see, here's the thing. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>tell you who's listening right now? Courtney has heard everything

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<v Speaker 4>in the last couple of minutes, including you not knowing

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<v Speaker 4>who's on the phone, right Courtney, yep. So if there's

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<v Speaker 4>a dilemma, then clearly you're doing something wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>It.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't doing anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 3>Is he gone? Did he hang up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That sounded like a hang up Andy.

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<v Speaker 4>I would hang up too, seriously, if I was so busted,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I would stick around to be berated,

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<v Speaker 4>but like I would just dip out. I feel bad

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<v Speaker 4>for her, but also, dude, it's been eleven years, Like

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<v Speaker 4>grow up on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a cheater, they say, always a cheater.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what they say.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Courtney, We're sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>That was not what I was expecting.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it never is.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's what I would do, though, It's like

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<v Speaker 4>there's so many guys that sit there on the radio

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<v Speaker 4>and they're just like they know they're on Katie WB

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<v Speaker 4>and they're still trying to talk their way out of something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I would be like, this never happened this jet. What

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<v Speaker 4>would you do? Assuming you maybe you were on War

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<v Speaker 4>of the Roses. I can't believe we found a guy

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<v Speaker 4>that's been on War of the Rosy. Even if I

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<v Speaker 4>was innocent, if I was being called out for something,

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<v Speaker 4>I would be like did I do something?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, And then I would spiral that way like

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<v Speaker 1>did I just forget