WEBVTT - 9am Hour - Smokin' Drinkin' Hookin' 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:04.880 Jenny has the hiccups, and I'm giving her hiccups cures. 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:08.480 And I said, drink a glass of water from the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:10.880 other side of the glass. You put your lips on 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:14.360 the opposite side of the glass forward. Sheld it forward 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:16.919 like that, like, No, you can't use the straw. No, 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:19.279 you get to take the lift ticket of the glass 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:19.680 of water. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.640 Okay, well you use the mug. This is like mug forms. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:26.360 So if I take the off, now, drink it from 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:29.000 the No, that's the same side. No, put your lips 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.040 on the opposite side. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:30.680 Yeah. 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.800 No, No, you're in it. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:38.240 You're doing it right. Show me again, show. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.000 Me your Hey, look, here's yours. It's great. 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:48.040 Oh okay, Jenny, spill you look. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:49.320 But see what that does. 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:55.440 Disrupts your your diaphragm. Yeah, and that makes you stop hicking? 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:56.040 Did you stop? 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:59.840 I did, actually because you felt so stupid doing that. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.880 I went away because I took water in general. But whatever, 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:04.360 they're gone. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.600 It's mad doing a right, Okay, good time for it 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.560 is your Friday morning dance party on KD double ub. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.400 So we went to a wedding on New Year's Eve. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:20.640 And the thing that makes a wedding either tolerable if 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:22.640 you don't know a lot of people or kind of like, 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.200 all right, how much longer do we have to stay 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:27.080 before we can leave? Is the people you sit next 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:30.000 to when you're eating. I think this is really true 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.880 because sometimes you get stuck with people that you know. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:34.280 It's like, oh, you go to a wedding, and if 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.280 you get stuck with like Fallon and Steve or whatever, 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.200 it's like, oh, this is fun. Then and then you 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:39.920 get drunk and you know, you do the thing where 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.399 you pull the tablecloth off and you just have a 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.800 good time, right, yeah. And then other times it's like 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:48.200 you get next to the heart of hearing grandparents and 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:53.600 you're like Harold, Doris, Yeah, Hi, Dave and Susan, Yeah, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:58.480 where are you guys from? Huh yeah, we're from Chanhassen. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.720 Where are you guys from? What's your name again? 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:03.280 Dave? 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.360 I know you well that Dave. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.880 And Susan we're here because we know Terry and Clyde exactly. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.800 And then the whole time you're like, oh, good, but 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.760 we got we sat next to a very charming couple. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:21.200 Kara listens to the show, and she's listened for years. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.760 I wonder if that's why you got put next to her. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:24.320 I don't know, it's feasible. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.440 And then her husband, Steve, was absolutely charming, and so 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.720 we talked about everything from mountain biking, snowboarding, r ving, 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:35.200 skiing and things like that, and it really made the 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.959 whole wedding much more pleasant. Yeah, not that it was 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.440 a bad wedding in the first place. Shout out Taylor 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:45.680 and Blaze. Yes that's his name, Blaze. It's a bad 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:49.240 fire right cool, shout out them. But you know, they 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.480 they make the circulation, the rounds at a wedding. You got, 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.640 they circulate and they're like, Hi, thanks for coming. You 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.200 talk to him for two minutes and then they got 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.440 to go. But we talked to Karen Steve for the 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.959 whole meal. It was really that's lucky. Honestly. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.520 I've been to a couple weddings where the only people 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.520 I know are the people getting married, and then they'll 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:06.799 be like, oh, I'm going to sit you at a 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.040 table with people you'll really get along with for sure, 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.120 and then they're all like married with kids. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.560 Yeah, like cool, I have nothing in common with these people. Awesome. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:14.040 I love it. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.160 So No, I totally feel you were like you have 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.120 to have somebody nice and like interesting sitting next to you, 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:20.720 or else you're screwed. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.080 You know, what's not fun is to get sat at 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.160 a table with someone you've hooked up with with your 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:31.440 current partner, because that's definitely how it hap What happened, well, 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:35.119 it was like it was a kickball friend's wedding and 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.880 I knew like a handful of different people there, but 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.960 for some reason, they didn't invite a lot of our 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.680 like og kickball team, so I was expecting to see 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.040 like all of them there. Instead, I kind of got 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.960 placed with a bunch of other random people from the 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.840 league that they were friends with because the couple that 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:52.600 got married were from two different teams. And we get 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.760 to the table and the person I was with, you know, 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.960 we sit down and I'm like, oh great, because I 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.600 see two seats away is this guy that we had 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:03.080 a thing at one point and he always did like 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.600 me a lot, and I think I kind of like 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.560 ghosted him a little bit, kind of like blew him off, 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:09.880 And I mean it was fine, but like it was 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.200 awkward for me. I don't know if it was awkward 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:13.680 for him, and the partner didn't know. 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.640 I had no idea. So I totally get that. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:19.080 Yeah, So when you go to a wedding, or if 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.800 you're putting together the guest list, try to fit people. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.680 I don't know, it's a challenge to put Harold and 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.800 Doris that are hard of hearing. Yeah, that is a 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.880 hard one to pay her up with somebody the funny table, 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:30.799 the funny table. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.040 I've been put at the funny table before, where it's like, oh, 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.640 this is everyone I know from comedy and improv, and 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.080 you're all going to sit at the same table. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:38.039 That's great. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.000 That's a dope wedding. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.159 I think when Alison got married, she put fallon Steve, 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:44.240 Jenny and Tina and other people all were you at 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:44.760 the same table. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:46.400 We were all at the same table. But I must 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.479 remind you that Tina bailed on the wedding as my 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.400 plus one I about a week ahead of time, so 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.360 I had to scramble to find one. So when said 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.720 Felix came over, you guys, nobody knew him and. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.719 He was a great plus one. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:57.359 That's the dream. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.359 But the plus one we were all there together. 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.280 And of course, like and Stee, we're trying to troll 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.320 you before your speech, and like we're trying to record you. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.960 I don't even remember anymore, but it's a long time ago. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:09.839 Anyway, I hope you get stuck at a good table 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.719 at the wedding. I want to ask you guys a question. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.880 So Susan is in some makeup thing, what like a 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.800 makeup box club whatever. Hey, it's not that, but they 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.839 mail her. They mailed her, and she's never had it 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:24.120 happen before. She pays for makeup through the mail. So 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.679 over Christmas they mailed her a box like a shoe 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:32.520 box full of different makeup things, lotions and things that 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:36.200 I don't quite understand. And and she's like, yeah, I'm 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.680 supposed to pick out what I want to buy and 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.359 then pay for that and then mail back what I 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.640 don't don't want to buy. And I said, did you 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.159 ask for this box? Oh no, no, they just you know, 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.440 they mail it to me. And then I picked shop 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.360 from the box and I mailed back. I said, if 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.200 you didn't ask for it, you are legally under no 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.040 obligation to pay for any of it. You can keep 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.400 all of it. And she said, are you sure? And 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.880 I said, I'm ninety nine point four percent certain that 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.960 if a company sends you anything that you didn't ask for, 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.920 you can keep it, right. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:10.880 I think that's true, don't You've found. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.080 There's no binding Yeah, no binding obligation of like, oh, 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:14.960 you have to mail this back and if you if 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:16.960 they do get mad, why'd you send it to me? 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.280 You have no proof that I got it cause I 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:19.080 didn't ask for to begin with. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:22.360 Well, right, yeah, so and she's like, no, they've got 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.159 my credit card and they're going to charge me for 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:25.680 what I keep. And I said, well, then that is 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.240 breaking the law. So maybe if you work for the 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.880 post office or you know, let us know, because I 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.600 think for example, let's say I own Dave's Cookie company. Yeah, 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:35.920 and I send you a bunch of cookies and I say, 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.159 pick out the ones you want, I'll put them on 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.480 your credit card, mailly back the ones that you don't want. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.279 I think that you are not obligated to do anything 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.479 if you didn't ask me to send that to you. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:49.120 Sure, yeah, yeah, it would feel weird. But then also like, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.000 am I paying for to mail it back to you? 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:52.240 Well? 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.440 Why do they have a credit card too? I guess 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:54.840 it is my other question? Yeah, yeah, I was like, 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:55.760 if she wasn't gonna buy it. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:58.280 Some kind of subscription she pays. I think so kind 0:06:58.279 --> 0:06:59.160 of to me. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.080 It sounds like, well know, in the details, this kind 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.360 of sounds like one of those clothing subscriptions where they 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.640 send you things for people you want and then you 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:06.320 send it back. 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.479 But then you've asked for it, right, Yeah, you agree. 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.920 On approval, so they mail you something on approval, and 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:15.600 I think that's the legal term for it. You mail 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.880 me clothing on approval. I've agreed to it advance. I 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.440 pick out what I want, mail what I don't want back, 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:23.880 and then you charge me for what I can. So 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.000 I don't know, should you Maybe you know, maybe you don't. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.160 Maybe we'll learn something, maybe we won't. I will say 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:34.000 that Jenny's been on Reddit. She's been poking around on Reddit. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.000 What'd you find on Reddit? 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.080 I have three actionable steps that you are going to 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.280 put together to have the best year of your life. 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:46.360 Three actions actionable Stup, Okay, we'll do it next. This 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:52.560 could change your life. Stay, Jenny's been on Reddit. 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.520 It's the new year. Let's make it the best year 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:59.240 of our lives so far. And these are three actionable 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.440 steps to have the best year. So there's three different 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:06.280 categories The first one is called the masogi, which basically 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.760 means one big event that you know you're going to 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:12.280 accomplish this year that you will forever remember in twenty 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.240 twenty six, I did this, but you need to think 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.520 about it and what it might be. So it could 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.200 be anything from like buy a house, start a podcast, 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.040 start a business, whatever. And then I'll go through what 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.040 I did, and if you guys have answers, you can 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:29.520 totally tell me yours. But for me, my masogi is 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.640 do the Moab Rope swing. So it basically is one 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.240 of those long rope of bungee swings that you jump 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.880 off of a cliff into a huge valley in Moab. 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:40.920 And I've wanted to do whatever since I did a 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.920 trip to Utah. It was there weren't any openings when 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:45.520 I was there last so I couldn't do it. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.720 So that is on my list for twenty twenty six. 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:49.480 I want to do the Moab rope swing. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:53.640 My gosh, I'm looking at it right. It's appreciating what 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:57.319 this looks like. And I'm worried about you because I 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.440 might die. Well, I'm wondering whether you actually hold on 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:00.840 or not. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.360 You will you get on? I mean, you're attached to 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.360 a big bungee corps. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.079 You are attached, you are in a vest. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.120 Okay, I thought it was maybe something you get there's 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.760 a knot in the rope and you hold onto the 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:15.160 non Oh no, okay, well here's. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.600 A ten year old kid doing it. Yeah, okay, whoa. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.040 I know I. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.520 Haven't staying all these videos and there's like part of 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.400 me now that I wrote it down and I want 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:29.439 this to be my misodi that I'm terrified. But anyways, 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.680 all right, your next one, so that's the first one. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.200 One big thing for the year twenty twenty six. Your 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:39.559 next one is schedule six mini adventures because let's think 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:40.040 about it. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:41.440 We go through our years and we. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:43.840 Like schedule things as we can, but like get those 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.959 mini adventures on the calendar. So here's a couple of 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.920 ones for me. I plan on going to Mount Bohemia 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.680 to snowboard one of the holiday weekends like uk Yepka 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.160 Mlka weekend or like President's a weekend. Another one is 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.600 I want to treat myself to like one spa day 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:02.640 like low because I've never done anything like that and 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.520 I don't know. I went to Hotel Ivy once and 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:05.920 they gave me a tour of the spot. I was like, 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.880 I need this in my life, but I've still never 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.439 gotten done anything like that. Another one is I want 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.960 to schedule a really long bike ride with my biking 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.040 group of friends to like still Water or. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:15.679 Something like that. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.600 That's cool. Yeah, yeah, Six. 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:21.559 Mini adventures, and then the last one is four winning habits. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:23.840 And the way it works is you have a different 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.400 one for each quarter so you don't have to do 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:29.400 it year round. You set one for the first three months, 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.720 then the next three, the next three, and the next three. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:38.000 So it feels like, no, you're drinking, you mean quit smoking, hooking, 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:45.560 you said you can stop that you can't stop, but 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.520 I mean these are you know, it could be like 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:50.240 drink however many ounces of water a day or whatever 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.839 it might be. I put one for me is I 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.720 want to pick out my outfits for the week on 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.920 Sunday night because I feel like I'm frantically looking and 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:00.600 then I wear the same thing, and then I forget 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.360 about the clothes I have, and then I don't feel 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:02.880 as good about it. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:03.600 Actually a good idea. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.280 Yeah, okay, so that's one of mine. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.360 Another one for Q three because of weather, I want 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.520 to walk outside every single day. I love walking, but 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.800 I feel like if I force myself to have that 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:14.400 as a habit. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:15.839 That's my Q three one. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:19.440 So again, your first one is one big event is 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.080 called a masogi, so one big event for the year 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.120 of twenty twenty six that you remember you'll look back 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:25.920 on and be like, that's what I did. The next 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.760 one is schedule six mini adventures. Don't just write them down, like, 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:33.600 actually get them on this Yes, and it's nice, like 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.880 to think maybe every other month you schedule something, so 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.920 you have every other month something fun to look forward to, 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.880 which is something they've always says is always has. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.640 Something something look forward to, even if it's a Macadamian 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.160 nut cookie for lunch, you gotta have something. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.000 Exactly which sounds de lifeful. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.800 And your last one is four winning habits, where you 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.080 have a different one for each quarter, so every three 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.120 months you have a different one so you're not subject 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.080 to that same habit every day of the year. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:57.920 This has been your best been on Redded ever. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:58.480 Thank you. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.800 I did this as an exercise over the holidays because 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.320 I really liked it. I think setting resolutions and goals 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.800 is fun, but this is actually something that like you 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.840 really want to do with your life and have an 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.040 experience more so with with a little bit of like 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:12.480 help of habits, you know what I mean? 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:15.040 Can you put sorry, go ahead, I was gonna say, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.640 can you put that on your Instagram? 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.880 I'll share because I saw like a ton of people 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.640 sharing it on Instagram like already, So I'll just share 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.880 some of the stuff that I've seen. But yeah, definitely, 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.040 And then like other winning habits that I might recommend 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.800 for you if you're thinking, like I don't know what 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.320 to do, is like go to holiday station stores, you know, 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:34.760 because you're woundless, seven hour meal deal, or you get 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.600 a pizza and a drink or some bugs whatever, whatever 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:38.600 your heart desires. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.360 Or you can do something like drink water every day, 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:41.200 but that's boring, you know. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.920 Yeah, anyone will do that, can I tell you? 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.680 Carson Gott for Christmas, one of his big gifts was 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:51.080 this giant water jug and it's probably a gallon. I mean, 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.040 if you put your hand above the table, it was 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:57.200 probably about fifteen inches high and about as round as 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:58.440 if you made like a pancake. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.040 Sure maybe a little bigger than that. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:00.640 That's really big. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:01.880 And so he filled it up. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.760 He's like, yeah, I'm gonna drink a lot of water, 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.400 and he could drink maybe a third of that during 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.400 the day. And I said, I think the thing is, 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.040 you don't have to drink that much. It depends on 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.080 your body size. And what's the rule, Jenny. You probably 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.439 know it's like an ounce for every pound that you weigh, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.840 or half an ounce for every pound that you weighing. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.360 Half your body weigh an ounces. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.320 Okay, math half your body weigh. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.800 A buck fifty. You're drinking seventy five a day. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.200 I have to drink about ninety ounces a day. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.440 Yeah, okay, so this is thirty two ounces when I'm 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.839 holding so I have to drink like a cup a 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:36.319 few of. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:43.560 These drinking water. 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:48.720 All right, thank you. The catchiest song of all time? No, 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.680 it's true. This is the catchiest song of all time. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.120 It might be surpassed by that Demon Hunter song, but 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.280 this isn't the lead so far. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:57.080 Taylor Swift. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:06.040 Taylor Swift leads the dirt today because in her the 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.480 show The One on Disney, The End of an Era, 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.959 she is gearing up for the final three shows of 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:15.920 the tour and got a love letter from Travis and 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:17.080 here she is reading it. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.360 So many unbelievable memories in this tour, but my favorite 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.240 one is seeing you in concert for the first time, 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.120 being memorized, mesmerized and swept off my feet by a 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:26.400 woman who doesn't even know me. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.720 I selfishly say thank you. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.760 For creating this legendary tour and to Robert for making 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:36.040 you stop through Kansas City, Missouri that night too. In 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.040 casey was the beginning of me meeting the love of 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:38.440 my life. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.840 It's adorable. He wrote it with one of those thick crayons. Yeah, 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:42.920 and he held it in his fist. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:44.600 I heard it was a scented cran too. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:48.280 Yeah, it's adorable, Bayberry, Bayberry. And as he wrote it, 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:51.400 he put his tongue out because he was concentrating really hard. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.280 He was thinking yeah. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.080 Then Jason corrected his misspellings. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.000 Yeah, I love you. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.040 These are the most unexpected breakups that happened in twenty 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.120 twenty five. But we've got the kid Lrory and Tate McCrae, 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.160 which vant had a celebration. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:08.320 When that happened. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.120 Yes, I did a whole party for my future wife. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:15.840 Alex Earl and her football player boyfriend Braxton Barrios Keith 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.280 Urban and Nicole Kidman. They were married for nineteen years. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:23.960 I really, Oh my god, I'm seriously I didn't even 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:24.600 know they were married. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:25.680 I thought they were just a couple. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.360 No, they were together for a long time. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:27.640 Wow. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.240 Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom they were only dating, but 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.040 they were together for seven years and they have. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:35.840 I think they have one kid together. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.560 And then Chase Oaks and Kelsey Ballerini, they were dating 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.360 for three years except I'm pretty sure I saw posts 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.360 that looks like they might be back together. It looks 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:46.840 like they might be separated and did some work and 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.080 got back together. And then the last one is Olivia 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.480 Rodrigou and her boyfriend that nobody cares about or knew of, 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:53.760 at least I did it. Maybe Vont says differently, But 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.160 Louis or Louis, you. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.400 Look at the wrong guy, Olivia. 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.240 I just know the album's slabs from this break up. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:03.960 Yeah, so they dated for two years and they also 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:04.440 broke up. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.840 Speaking of love, Maya Rudolph was on Amy Poehler's Good 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.640 Hanging podcast. It's a really good podcast, and she says 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.240 that she regrets that she never slept with anybody at 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:17.480 SNL and never even flirted with anyone, mydolf d. She 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:20.560 was hot back in the day, right, And a lot 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.760 of people apparently met on SNL like Kerry Fisher and 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.960 Dan Ackroyd met there, Jason Toadaikis and Olivia Wilde, Colin 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:28.240 Joustin Scarlett Johansson. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.600 They all met through Saturday Night Live. 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.760 So she's like, you know what, I regret not trying 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:37.400 to sleep with anyone, but also not even flirting with anyone. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.480 So sorry, Maya, What a bummer. 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:44.320 According to Forbes, Beyonce is the fifth billionaire musician, which 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:50.640 is amazing. She joins the ranks of Taylor Swift obviously, Rihanna, obviously, 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.360 jac obviously. And this one was a surprise. I thought 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.120 it was Selena Gomez because she is a billionaire. But 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.600 the fourth is Bruce Springsteen. Jersey legend. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.800 Didn't know Springsteen was a billionaire, but I guess that 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:06.199 kind of makes sense. Ryan Seacrest is talking about New 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.120 Year's Rock and Even now. It's interesting because they call 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.879 it Dick Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve with Ryan 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.280 Seacrest vaunt at twenty four years old. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:15.760 You know who Dick Clark is. He used to be 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.560 like some big broadcaster. Right. 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.080 Yeah, he was the host of He was a producer 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.159 of every TV show in the world, like all the 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:24.919 award shows. He was the creator and producer of the 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.920