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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode. I tell you team minus one

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Speaker 1: week until Doves gets back. I figure it might as

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Speaker 1: well be nice to Doves because Doves didn't get that

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Speaker 1: kind of treatment before. And he always takes he's gone.

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Speaker 1: I think he takes more time than your maternity leave

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Speaker 1: when you really all up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're I think you might be right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And he's going to all these fun tropical places.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know he's send me sending me a text

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Speaker 1: yesterday and getting videos of all the glorious fun that

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Speaker 1: he's having down there. Is I'm slaving away over my computer,

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Speaker 1: putting stuff together, looking over Minnesota and western Wisconsin, all

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Speaker 1: the fun things to talk about today. And he's down

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Speaker 1: there in Key West walking the seven mile bridge. He goes,

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Speaker 1: it's only half the size now, it's only two miles.

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Speaker 1: And I'd never get back to him on this. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I think if you take seven divide by two, I

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Speaker 1: don't think it's two miles. I think it may be

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Speaker 1: a little bit more than that. Yeah, he might have

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Speaker 1: rounded down, rounded down just so. But I know he's

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Speaker 1: listening right now because he can't stop. He's he's he's addicted.

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Speaker 1: He wants to hear us talk about him. He likes that.

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he Florida?

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Speaker 2: And then where was he before Cabo?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: It's always someplace tropical. It's probably free tim probably free food,

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Speaker 1: but just Lauren's parents probably paid for everything. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Just knowing doves, he can just sniff out the free

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Speaker 1: It's very improble. I'm not saying it's stud it's not

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Speaker 1: fantastic skill to have. He look at him around here,

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Speaker 1: it's like he just his nose perks up. He watch

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Speaker 1: out the dorm like he's that dude's going to get

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Speaker 1: something neat. You know what he's doing today he's doing

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Speaker 1: if I remember from the text, right, he's doing a

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Speaker 1: like a Mimosa sunrise cruise. What.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds amazing.

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Speaker 1: I know. And I don't even know if the sun's

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Speaker 1: up in Florida.

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Speaker 2: Down there yet, it would be soon.

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Speaker 1: He was pretty close. Yeah, it'd be six forty down there.

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Speaker 2: Especially in Key West. I bet it's coming yeah.

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Speaker 1: Probably, yeah, probably he's probably out there right now. See

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Speaker 1: if he's got let's feed texts, if he's got his

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Speaker 1: radyo on, he's got his heart radio app going here,

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Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, maybe is the whole sunset

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, maybe he was at a little uh,

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Speaker 1: a little late last night.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good.

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Speaker 3: My household is still recovering from like two and a

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Speaker 3: half weeks straight of exchanging sicknesses all around.

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Speaker 1: Now you have a new one. You get just a

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Speaker 1: cold in there, right, it's.

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Speaker 2: A little bit of a Yeah, this one, at least

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Speaker 3: It's just a little cold. But I don't even know

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Speaker 3: where this one came from. We just keep on getting

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Speaker 1: They all come from daycare. I know has been there

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Speaker 1: for a week and a half's still don't no, I

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Speaker 1: these these organized diseases. Oh my god, they get in

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Speaker 1: Oh they come out. Yeah, then there's one, there's a

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Speaker 1: just you look at that little cute little thing. It's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so cute, so you just want to trust them,

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Speaker 3: and you know you you have faith in whatever he's

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Speaker 2: But he is a little biohazard.

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Speaker 1: He is smiling, ay, but we all love him. He's

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Speaker 1: the cutest little bio hazard I've seen since my kids

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Speaker 2: That's amazing and crazy and wild.

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Speaker 1: I remember watching people talk about their kids that turn

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Man, they're like going to school

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Speaker 3: I already feel like everything's flying by so fast. And

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Speaker 3: he's four and a half months old and he's tall.

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Speaker 3: He's so tall he looks like a one year old

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Speaker 3: kid in some of these easter pictures.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to feel weird, Go grab one of

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Speaker 1: his first diapers, a little, tiny little diapers, and then

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Speaker 1: and goo, I can't believe he was that small, And

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Speaker 1: then you'll kind of capture Wow, how fast a year goes.

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Speaker 3: I already look at like when we's he's moved up

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Speaker 3: multiple sizes and diapers already from newborn obviously, but he's

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Speaker 3: already in size three, which is pretty big. And I

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Speaker 3: look at the size of those and how much room

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Speaker 3: they take up in the drawer that we keep them in,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is insane, how fast he's growing.

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Speaker 3: He's a big guy, and I I don't know I

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Speaker 1: You know. The biggest issue, the bigger they get, the

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Speaker 1: bigger they export. Yes, I noticed that too, but I

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Speaker 1: It's like, how did you produce.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, more than me seriously, Like I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: you do that? I can't do that. It's like epic.

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Speaker 1: You know, you want to go to the doctor. Is

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Speaker 3: I will say I've never really been super bothered by

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Speaker 3: I am especially unbothered because it is like trial by

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Speaker 3: fire when you have a baby, all the things that

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Speaker 1: No, it didn't. It was weird thought that it would.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to, you know, I wasn't. I never

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Speaker 1: I remember thinking, oh the smell and this, that and

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Speaker 1: the other thing. But once you it's your kid, it's different.

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Speaker 2: Totally different saying I want.

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Speaker 1: To do the neighborhood you know what I mean, and

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Speaker 1: and do all their diapers and everything. But there's just

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Speaker 1: something about it that I walked in with more intimidation.

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Speaker 1: And it was day one. It's like, that's my child,

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Speaker 1: that's my responsibility. I'm not trying to say like I'm grandstanding,

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Speaker 1: but it's true. It's just like I love every little

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Speaker 1: differently than I thought nothing gross about it because it's

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Speaker 1: do this and be like, okay, that was disgusted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, if it's not your kid, it's more gross.

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Speaker 1: Ye know. So I'm still this judgmental a hole.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't make you a judgmental a hole at all,

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Speaker 3: but no, it's it's true.

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Speaker 1: But I was never the one who was that was

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Speaker 1: like volunteer, like, oh, here, I'll get your kid for you,

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Speaker 1: you know, when somebody else is there and they had

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Speaker 1: their hands false like, no, I'll do what you're doing,

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Speaker 1: and then you take care of your child and do

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Speaker 3: It's kind of funny how much grosser it is when

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Speaker 3: it is not your child. But then Bowen can sneeze

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Speaker 3: in my face, puke basically in my face. It doesn't

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Speaker 3: bother me. It doesn't bother me at all. It's just

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Speaker 3: like an extension of me somehow.

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Speaker 1: Actually giving my son Jame some support when he had

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Speaker 1: a really running nose. Yeah, I mean what you give

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Speaker 1: and it was like it was like that's it's mine,

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Speaker 3: I feel like even more so for me mentally, anything

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Speaker 3: that he's consuming right now, it's all being produced by

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Speaker 3: my body because he's like a breastfed baby, and so

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Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, well, whatever, this is just an

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Speaker 1: And absolutely just a little appendage. Yeah, he hasn't had

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Speaker 1: the Cheetos and the free doos yet and all the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's gonna get a little I'll

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Speaker 2: be a little bit more like you. That's gross.

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Speaker 1: How long can you go? Because I remember we did

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Speaker 1: that too, And there's something about when you can't produce anymore.

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Speaker 1: So there's a feeling even as the husband, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can't you feel really as one. There's just something

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Speaker 1: but I remember the feeling. It's just like, why can't

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Speaker 1: until the kid's thirty, you know what I mean. But

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff they suggest like right now they kind of

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Speaker 3: suggest introducing solids around six months. And so he's four

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Speaker 3: I'd like to breastfeed them as long as I can,

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Speaker 3: so we'll see, are.

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Speaker 1: You gonna be those ones? Or he's eight? How do

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Speaker 1: we get to the age? Give me the one until

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Speaker 1: he's No.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to be that person at all.

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