WEBVTT - Communism being a Religion 

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a great email about why how could I explain

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<v Speaker 2>how communism is a religion? And courtesy of RFK Junior,

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<v Speaker 2>CNN Dome some comedy podcaster, we are going to lay

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<v Speaker 2>all that out in painful detail, hopefully not too painful.

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<v Speaker 2>To open up the show, we'll talk about the well,

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<v Speaker 2>Trump's hilarious, what he said about Japan. Yes, we'll discuss

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of this Iran stuff. We were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>bomb him into Smith Rens, he decided not to. What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on there where the invasion of Spain. Mark Wayne

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<v Speaker 2>Mullen sucks, as well as apparently about every other Oklahoma Republican.

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<v Speaker 2>All that so much more. Medal of Honor Monday an

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<v Speaker 2>hour from now coming up on the world famous Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly's Show. So I wanted to start out done this

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<v Speaker 2>a few times before. Every now and then there's one

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<v Speaker 2>that really gets to me. This is an email. The

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<v Speaker 2>subject of it is it's a religion to the left.

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<v Speaker 2>Please explain, Jesse Imo that means, in my opinion, I

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<v Speaker 2>know what imo means. The best thing you do is

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<v Speaker 2>explain the leftist mindset, because it's so hard for me

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<v Speaker 2>to understand how otherwise normal, successful people can act so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>But you lose me at quote it's a religion to

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<v Speaker 2>the left. I literally, I know you said that to

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<v Speaker 2>make me mad. Can't wrap my mind around it. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't grow up religious. I can understand I'm the crazy

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<v Speaker 2>sports fan or I hate my ex wife explanation for

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<v Speaker 2>crazy behavior, but the religious explanation is hard to follow.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you elucidate, eluciate, eluciate whatever he wants me to

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<v Speaker 2>explain it? Chris, you wouldn't understand. I went to community college.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Patrick. Okay, it's a religion. I've said

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<v Speaker 2>that a million times before. It's a religion. Your liberal

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<v Speaker 2>and Peggy I'm an atheist. No she's not. She is religious.

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<v Speaker 2>The most hardcore Democrats you know are religious, deeply, deeply religious.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, let's understand this, and you need to

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<v Speaker 2>understand this, not just for politics or culture or yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to understand it, period, because it will help

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<v Speaker 2>you understand how the world works. Everyone is religious. Every

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<v Speaker 2>single human being who walks the planet practices a religion. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's an atheist. Nope, Nope, no he's not. Not really. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>he may not believe in what you believe in, but

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<v Speaker 2>I promise you cross my heart and hope to die.

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<v Speaker 2>No matter who we're talking about. Some Aboriginal tribesmen in

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<v Speaker 2>the outback of Australia, your liberal and Pagy everyone in between.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a set of beliefs, a core set of beliefs,

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<v Speaker 2>and they believe this, if they operate within this particular

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<v Speaker 2>moral framework, it will either improve their life here on

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<v Speaker 2>Earth or it will guarantee them a better spot in

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<v Speaker 2>the life that comes afterward. Basically, and I hate to

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<v Speaker 2>describe it like this, but for the sake of simplicity,

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<v Speaker 2>a set of rules, A set of rules. Here in

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<v Speaker 2>the studio, I have rules two. I have two rules,

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<v Speaker 2>show up on time, do a great job. Beyond that,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're not They're not like this. If Chris

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<v Speaker 2>and Corey were sitting over there doing shots of vodka

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time, don't care. I'm not your dad. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not your priest. Don't be late and do a good job.

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<v Speaker 2>And they understand if you abide by those two rules,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be here forever, not going anywhere. Those are the

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<v Speaker 2>two rules, your work, your whatever. Here, Just tell me

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<v Speaker 2>the rules. What do I have to do? Here's ten

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<v Speaker 2>of them, here's one hundred of them, here's two of them.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the rules? And if I do beep beep,

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<v Speaker 2>beep beep, then good things will come from that. That

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<v Speaker 2>is not how I operate, or Chris operates, or Corey operates.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how every human being on earth operates, because we're

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<v Speaker 2>we were created with that. There is no such thing

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<v Speaker 2>as a non religious person, even if you think you are, so,

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<v Speaker 2>let me ask you, maybe that is you? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think you are not religious? Okay? Why don't you kill people?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just the prison time? Is that the only reason?

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<v Speaker 2>If I could give you a get out of jail

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<v Speaker 2>free card, a James bond, licensed to kill, would you

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<v Speaker 2>go shoot your neighbor in the face for letting his

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<v Speaker 2>dog poop in your yarn? Why wouldn't you? Why? Because

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere along the way, someone parents coach who knows told

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<v Speaker 2>you that murdering people is wrong and you follow that rule.

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<v Speaker 2>Now to the communists, I'm gonna play something for you.

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<v Speaker 2>RFK Junior did a great job. He went on CNN

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend, Dana Bash with CNN. You know who Dana

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<v Speaker 2>Bash is, that blonde comedy Dana Bash was caught as

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<v Speaker 2>red handed as you can possibly get because remember those

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<v Speaker 2>that Fauci diary they're calling it, they got released. Dana

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<v Speaker 2>Bash was in there. She was in there coordinating with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught red handed. Okay, r FK Junior goes on CNN,

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<v Speaker 2>did a marvelous job. I want you to listen to

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation. Yes, RFK Junior does a great job, but

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<v Speaker 2>I really want you to listen to Dana Bash and

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<v Speaker 2>the things that come out of her mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>You see your job as ending vaccine hesdency or do

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<v Speaker 3>you see your job as.

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<v Speaker 2>Telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 4>I see my job as telling the truth, and the

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<v Speaker 4>truth is that there is is study after study after study.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of the most study things out there, and

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<v Speaker 4>science and it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a parrot.

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<v Speaker 3>So I actually read the science, but you don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to hear debate.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm not debating this view.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, you want to know, because I'm not know

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<v Speaker 3>how to do is repeat things that people told you

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<v Speaker 3>and to say trust the experts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you do it during COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we know that anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust the experts. There are studies, trust the experts. But

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<v Speaker 2>how does that make her religious? Okay? Remember I said

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<v Speaker 2>there are rules for a communist like Dana Bash. Rules

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<v Speaker 2>are constantly being updated, and she is constantly being handed

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<v Speaker 2>a list of whatever the rules are, and she will

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<v Speaker 2>not question them. She's not going to interrogate anybody who

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<v Speaker 2>hands her those rules because she believes in her heart

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<v Speaker 2>of hearts that if she follows whatever new set of

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<v Speaker 2>rules there are, that will mean better things for her

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<v Speaker 2>in this life or the next. Therefore, if you handed

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<v Speaker 2>Dana Bash some talking points that said something insane like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>fish is delicious, then Dana Bash would go on CNN

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<v Speaker 2>tonight knowing it's an outright lie, and she would shout

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<v Speaker 2>from the rooftops, fish is delicious, Fish is delicious, Fish

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<v Speaker 2>is delicious. She doesn't need anything deeper. Her priest handed

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<v Speaker 2>her these rules and she is going to follow them.

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<v Speaker 2>You want another example. I know you don't know who

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<v Speaker 2>this is because she's part of the WNBA. But her

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<v Speaker 2>name is Stephanie White. She's apparently the head coach of

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<v Speaker 2>something called I want to read this the Indiana Fever.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing that's a team Corey is at a team Corey.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't gamble on WNBA games, right, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're such a degenerate you gamble on anyway. This is

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie White with the fever. You are not hearing a

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<v Speaker 2>pro tranny person. You are hearing a deeply religious person

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<v Speaker 2>who has been handed the rules and so here.

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<v Speaker 5>She What is your stance on men athletes to tests

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<v Speaker 5>as biological male participating in women's sports?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your personal stance?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean I don't know that I would say

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>ever believe that exclusion is an answer. I just don't.

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<v Speaker 6>I do think, you know, when we think about various

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<v Speaker 6>levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things

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<v Speaker 6>that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated

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<v Speaker 6>enough at the different levels. I know growing up, I

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<v Speaker 6>played with the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>All the time. She's religious. Do you think she'd want

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<v Speaker 2>to go out there and play a pickup game with

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<v Speaker 2>a two hundred and fifty pound man who wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>play rough. Do you think she'd want to play rugby

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<v Speaker 2>run track against a man? Do you think she genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>there's an educated like she said, of course, none of

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<v Speaker 2>those things are true. She knows what a man is,

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<v Speaker 2>she knows what a woman is. She understands full well

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<v Speaker 2>you can't change the sex God made you with. But

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<v Speaker 2>her religion has rules, you see, and if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to in a weird way to heaven, it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>require you to follow said rules. That brings us to

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<v Speaker 2>this part. What's the enforcement mechanism? Why doesn't she just

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<v Speaker 2>come out and say, well, boys, look, boys can't become girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Girls can't become boys. Why not just say that? What

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't Dana Bash just come out and say, hey, I

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<v Speaker 2>screwed up, all right, I was wrong, you were right?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not just say it? We'll talk about that.

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<v Speaker 7>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday,

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<v Speaker 7>almost the Medal of Honor Monday, I mean kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's forty five minutes from now whatever. Everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>almost as relative. Now back to the communism is a

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<v Speaker 2>religion thing. I already talked about how it's a set

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<v Speaker 2>of rules. Like every other religion. Here's a set of rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Do this, don't do that. Beep beep beep. If you do,

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<v Speaker 2>then whatever, pick your thing, This good thing will come

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<v Speaker 2>of it. And I already said everyone is religion religious.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no such thing as a non religious person.

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<v Speaker 2>It does not exist on this planet. Cannot exist because

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<v Speaker 2>we're made to worship something.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So for the Dana Bashes of the world, trust the science,

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<v Speaker 2>all the studies. And she, I mean she never never

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<v Speaker 2>even read any studies. Again, listen to this. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think how many studies do you think Dana Bash read?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you see your job as ending vaccine hesidency or

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<v Speaker 3>do you see your job as telling the truth?

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<v Speaker 4>The American I see my job as telling the truth,

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<v Speaker 4>and the truth is that there is is study after

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<v Speaker 4>study after study. It's one of the most study things

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<v Speaker 4>out there, and science and it is different.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a parrot. So I actually read the science, but

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to. You don't want to hear debate.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm not debating this view.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you want to know, because I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>To do is repeat things that people told you say,

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<v Speaker 3>trust the experts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you do during COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we know that Anthony Fauci, who was the expert,

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<v Speaker 3>was lying about everything about massive about the social distancing,

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<v Speaker 3>about natural immunity, about the transmission from.

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<v Speaker 2>The vaccine, about the source of COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>He was lying, And you were punishing people for not

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<v Speaker 3>trusting the experts, And now you're rolling out the experts

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<v Speaker 3>again to talk about something that you have no personal

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<v Speaker 3>knowledge of.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty good, So what is the enforcement mechanism? Well, a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of religions they have this in common. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to say all because I'm most definitely not an

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<v Speaker 2>expert on probably any religion, but I sure won't call

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<v Speaker 2>myself an expert on every religion. But fear, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>just a carrot system where say this, follow this, and

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<v Speaker 2>this will get better for you. It's not that there

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<v Speaker 2>is in my experience from what I've seen, almost always

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<v Speaker 2>a stick component to it. Follow this, and this will

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<v Speaker 2>get better. Don't I wouldn't want to be you. Fear

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<v Speaker 2>is a critical one for my own for Christianity, follow this,

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<v Speaker 2>go to heaven, don't burn in hell for the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of eternity. That's quite how much more motivation do you need?

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<v Speaker 2>Right care it and stick here's Dome. Now when she

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<v Speaker 2>says this, you're going to roll your eyes and you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to talk about how ridiculous it is. They can't

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<v Speaker 2>prove that, so on and so forth. So that's a fact.

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<v Speaker 2>But remember this for the religious sell it, they need

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<v Speaker 2>to hear the pastor. They have to hear the pastor

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<v Speaker 2>giving them a swat on the rear end on Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>every now and then. What are the steaks Dome? What

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<v Speaker 2>happens if the communist revolution fails.

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<v Speaker 8>It's so unbelievable that they got rid of usaid.

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<v Speaker 2>And you saw the recent numbers.

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<v Speaker 9>As many as what is six hundred, seven hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 9>people have died.

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<v Speaker 2>Because of withdrawing American aid.

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<v Speaker 9>For humanitarian purposes, Six or seven hundred thousand people have

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<v Speaker 9>died because we cut off your money and my money

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<v Speaker 9>flowing to Africa and the Philippines and every other corner

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<v Speaker 9>on the Latin America to go fun tranny turtles and

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<v Speaker 9>whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Six seven hundred. It's laughable, of course, it's laughable. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's laughable. But your liber went, Peggy. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>she's doing right now, right now, she just popped her

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<v Speaker 2>tense xen x of the day, and she sat down

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<v Speaker 2>in front of her computer, and you know what she's doing.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going to her local government's website page, and she's

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<v Speaker 2>finding out when the next school board meeting is, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's finding out when the next committee to do who

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<v Speaker 2>anything is It could be the parks committee when everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>And not only is she finding it out, she is

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<v Speaker 2>writing it down. And she's going to find out when

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<v Speaker 2>the next anti Trump rally is. And there's an anti

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<v Speaker 2>immigration rally in town and I have to go to that,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know what she's going to be at all

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<v Speaker 2>of it. She's probably creating a print out for her

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<v Speaker 2>friends so she can distribute it. And do you know

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<v Speaker 2>why she is doing all that? Because God latest she

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<v Speaker 2>want to get to heaven. She's trying to save six

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<v Speaker 2>or seven hundred thousand lives. Those are the stakes of

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<v Speaker 2>the game. Sound familiar. Every single person is religious. And

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<v Speaker 2>here is the incredibly sad part of it. If you

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<v Speaker 2>choose the wrong one, it can kill you, It can

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<v Speaker 2>eat you alive. Think about how many people throughout history

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<v Speaker 2>have chosen the wrong one and it ended up completely

0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:22.200
<v Speaker 2>destroying themselves and their families. I've told young people this

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<v Speaker 2>many times before. Maybe you're young, and so I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you this again right now. I'm not telling you to

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<v Speaker 2>become a Republican. There's all kinds of reasons to not

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<v Speaker 2>become a Republican. I'm really not. I'm an anti communist,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I am. But I am telling you this

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<v Speaker 2>if you choose to go down the left wing path,

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<v Speaker 2>if you choose that, you will be miserable the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of your life. You've never met a happy one. You've

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<v Speaker 2>never seen a happy one, and you never will because

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<v Speaker 2>it's a religion of death and destruction. And guess what,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care how many rules you follow, it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to eat you too. Do you want an example, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got an amazing example.

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<v Speaker 7>The Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic, wonderful Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>We're only thirty minutes away from honoring an American hero

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<v Speaker 2>a medal of honor Monday. So back to what we

0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.399
<v Speaker 2>were talking about, if you choose to go down the

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<v Speaker 2>left wing road, I'm gonna be a Democrat, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be live, I'm gonna be a communist. Whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends are doing it, my professor is doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>All my girlfriends are doing it, my mom did it,

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<v Speaker 2>my dad did it. Okay, I want you to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this. His name Scott Galloway. You probably don't know

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<v Speaker 2>who that is, and that's fine. He's a podcaster. He's

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy podcaster. He was a big Zorn Mamdanni fan,

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<v Speaker 2>big Zorn Mamdannie supporter. Hey, I love this communist. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get this communist in there. Remember when I told you

0:17:56.520 --> 0:18:01.440
<v Speaker 2>that it was gonna eat you alive. The left wing

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<v Speaker 2>path will end with your destruction, and it will be

0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:08.040
<v Speaker 2>other left wingers who do it to you. Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 10>And I've been doxed. He've been doxed. What tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know if you've heard, but may Or Mom

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<v Speaker 10>Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine

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<v Speaker 10>hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that

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<v Speaker 10>might be eligible for his piedotary attack. I came out

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<v Speaker 10>in favor of this tax. This is a definition. He's

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<v Speaker 10>taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's turning

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<v Speaker 10>it into a wanted poster. And the question I would

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<v Speaker 10>have is other than trying to identify and imply these

0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:44.200
<v Speaker 10>people have done something wrong. And then eighteen months after

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<v Speaker 10>a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and then

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<v Speaker 10>publish the list. What is the upside here? Why is

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<v Speaker 10>he doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the dark part about it. That priest who hands

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<v Speaker 2>you that list of rules, he's gonna kill you one day.

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<v Speaker 2>And then by the way, that priest in turn, he'll

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<v Speaker 2>also be killed one day. When you read the stories

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<v Speaker 2>of communist countries, and we've talked about it so many times,

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<v Speaker 2>do innocent people die? Yeah, they die and droves and

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<v Speaker 2>it's terrible and it's sad. But one thing, and I

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<v Speaker 2>did not expect this when I really started digging into

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<v Speaker 2>communism years ago and reading about the history of it,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I didn't realize this part of it. Communists

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<v Speaker 2>get butchered by the million, themselves butchered the most committed,

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<v Speaker 2>followed every rule, did everything right. You don't understand. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been I've been part of the revolution. All religions are

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<v Speaker 2>not the same. Communism is of the devil and it

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<v Speaker 2>will spare nobody. It is the one thing, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm a bad person. It is the one thing

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<v Speaker 2>that gives me some level of comfort. You know, Larry Fink,

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<v Speaker 2>You're head of Larry Fin's head of Black Rock, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know what we were talking about. The priest is

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<v Speaker 2>going to hand out these rules. Larry Fink big probably

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<v Speaker 2>the most powerful financial guy, at least one of them

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<v Speaker 2>in the world, certainly in the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 2>To be head of black Rock is to command like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty trillion dollars. It's an unbelievable amount of money. Larry Fink,

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<v Speaker 2>you remember we played this before.

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<v Speaker 11>He said this, Well, behaviors are going to have to change,

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<v Speaker 11>and this is one thing we're asking companies. You have

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<v Speaker 11>to force behaviors, and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that for a lot of reasons. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the reasons, he said that, well, the religion

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<v Speaker 2>demands that you have to fire men and hire women.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to fire white people and higher minorities. You

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<v Speaker 2>have to fire straight people and hire gay people. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what the religion demands. Those the new rules, and Larry

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<v Speaker 2>Fink super powerful. Larry Fink got into his role and

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<v Speaker 2>has fought like a communist lion and destroyed who knows

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<v Speaker 2>how many careers to make that possible. And he did

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<v Speaker 2>so with the belief that following those rules would get

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<v Speaker 2>him to the promised land one day, but it won't

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<v Speaker 2>even Larry Fink. Poor Scott Golloway, he thought this whole

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<v Speaker 2>millionaire property tax in New York City was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be so great. Screw those millionaires, right, let's go get him.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, that's my name on a public.

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<v Speaker 5>Lest your stance on men are athletes who tests as

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<v Speaker 5>biological male participating in women's sports.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your personal stance?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean, I'm I don't know that I would

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<v Speaker 6>say that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't ever believe that exclusion is an answer. I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't.

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<v Speaker 6>I do think, you know, when we think about various

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<v Speaker 6>levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.360
<v Speaker 6>that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated

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<v Speaker 6>enough at the different levels. I know growing up I played.

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<v Speaker 2>With the boys. That's completely the wrong sound. But I

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to let it keep going.

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<v Speaker 10>It's gotten and I've been doxed. He've been doxed? What

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<v Speaker 10>tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know if you've heard, but mey or mom.

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<v Speaker 10>Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine

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<v Speaker 10>hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that

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<v Speaker 10>might be eligible for his pieditary attack. I came out

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<v Speaker 10>in favor of this tax. This is a definition. He's

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<v Speaker 10>taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's turned

0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:51.240
<v Speaker 10>it into a wanted poster. And the question I would

0:22:51.240 --> 0:22:55.360
<v Speaker 10>have is other than trying to identify and imply these

0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:58.560
<v Speaker 10>people have done something wrong. And then eighteen months after

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<v Speaker 10>a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and then

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<v Speaker 10>published the list, what is the upside here? Why is

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<v Speaker 10>he doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>He's doing it because he's a communist. He's a communist priest.

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<v Speaker 2>You were one of the people who put him into power.

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<v Speaker 2>As a priest, he was always going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>priest who believed in butchering people. You just thought that

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<v Speaker 2>he was going to butcher other people. But that's not

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<v Speaker 2>how it works. You ever heard of S twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>prison in Cambodia. Sounds like one of the worst places

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<v Speaker 2>in the history of the world. Very few I forget

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<v Speaker 2>the number, it's seven fourteen. It's something very small. Very

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<v Speaker 2>few people ever lived and came out of it. The

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:53.359
<v Speaker 2>thousands and thousands and thousands were tortured and butchered in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Very few ever lived. I mean as soon as you

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<v Speaker 2>got there, they would thoroughly search you to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't have so much as a set of nail

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<v Speaker 2>clippers on you. Why are they worried about you chiseling

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<v Speaker 2>through the walls or killing your guard with your nail clippers. No,

0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 2>they had to take painful steps to make sure you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have anything on you to kill yourself with, because

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<v Speaker 2>they knew very shortly you would want to kill yourself

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<v Speaker 2>through the torture sessions and being chained up and everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how many committed communists of the Kmere

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<v Speaker 2>Rouge died in s twenty one prison And they thought

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<v Speaker 2>every one of them, thought that they were part of

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<v Speaker 2>the revolution, that they would be honored. Surely there's heaven

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:48.520
<v Speaker 2>coming on the other side of it. But that's not

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<v Speaker 2>how it works. One day you find yourself chained to

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:57.480
<v Speaker 2>the floor, they confiscated your fingernails, and you understand that

0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:02.200
<v Speaker 2>tomorrow after you don't get any sleep, if you haven't

0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:05.240
<v Speaker 2>starved to death. In the middle of the night, five

0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:09.280
<v Speaker 2>fifteen year old communist guards are going to peek you

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<v Speaker 2>up and take you out to the countryside where they

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:15.160
<v Speaker 2>will beat you to death with sticks. So they don't

0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:22.000
<v Speaker 2>waste money on a bullet. Now, if you choose to

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<v Speaker 2>become a Democrat or a leftist in America, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that's going to be your end. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>think there's a happy ending there for you, if you think,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're devout enough that life's gonna work out, great,

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<v Speaker 2>Oo boy, you got another thing coming, all right? Trump

0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 2>said something hilarious. We're gonna talk about that. Get to

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<v Speaker 2>some emails, all that and more. Hang on, it is

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<v Speaker 2>the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Remember you

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 2>can email the show your love, your hate, your death threats.

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<v Speaker 2>I will get to a lot of those the nights.

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<v Speaker 2>They are so good Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we get to that hilarious thing, Trump said that

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<v Speaker 2>that was long and that was heavy, so I thought

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:10.360
<v Speaker 2>we should maybe maybe take a quick break and focus

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<v Speaker 2>on something wonderful. I don't know if you have heard,

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 2>but there is now a women's professional baseball league. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not obviously gonna watch. I'm not gonna be a fan,

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 2>but but I think that's a good thing. And they

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<v Speaker 2>had an opening day and at the very first an

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 2>anthem to open up the very first game, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>in the interest of feeling good and patriotism, maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>should pause, walk away from politics for a minute and

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<v Speaker 2>just enjoy these marvelous voices.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh can you see bye bye?

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<v Speaker 2>Was so proud?

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<v Speaker 1>Why's last sleep me?

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you're singing along the rocks?

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<v Speaker 1>Drive sand Ris to the paths.

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<v Speaker 8>Or the red sweet Bosh, we'resa girl to the stream

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<v Speaker 8>means and the rock.

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<v Speaker 2>The mos birsty.

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<v Speaker 1>Came ru through the night. The land still the still there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh same does sast thamele bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Where? Or the land on the bree and the hole?

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<v Speaker 2>Playball? That's all I have to say. Playball. That reminds me.

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<v Speaker 2>I ever tell you about the worst trouble I ever

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:18.920
<v Speaker 2>got in in church? All right, never mind, second worst

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 2>trouble I ever got in in church the first. I'm

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 2>a little fuzzy on the details. When I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I got paddled. This was back in the spanking era.

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<v Speaker 2>I realized, this new era that's super controversial. Some do

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 2>some don't. You do whatever you want, raise your kid

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 2>whatever you want. But in my era, you got spanked.

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it was with a hand, sometimes it was with

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<v Speaker 2>a switch belt paddle Actually, I don't know about the belt.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they ever used the belt on me. Probably,

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<v Speaker 2>but paddle of some kind. So we were going to

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<v Speaker 2>church in Toronto, Ohio. Now I'm young at this time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I was probably pretty unruly in Sunday school

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<v Speaker 2>or church. I don't agree Chris when I say that

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<v Speaker 2>I was. Maybe maybe one of the elders of the

0:29:16.160 --> 0:29:22.320
<v Speaker 2>church gave my mother an oak paddle. He handed it

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<v Speaker 2>to her, and I kid you not. He told her,

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<v Speaker 2>this is to save your son from hell. That. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't have been seven years old, six or seven

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<v Speaker 2>years old. No, it didn't have speed hooles, Chris. But

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<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. It also wasn't very wide. Now I

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<v Speaker 2>only have my childhood perspective on it. My mom found

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<v Speaker 2>it in the attic a few years ago and texted

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<v Speaker 2>me a picture of it. So that's kind of the

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<v Speaker 2>last time I saw it. I think it was only

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<v Speaker 2>two inches maybe three inches wide. Oh yeah, it was thin, man,

0:29:55.520 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 2>it was super thin. My dad never used it. My

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<v Speaker 2>dad is what was so big and strong that he's

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<v Speaker 2>stuck with his cand I know he was probably worried about. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm not trying to hurt you, right, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to whack a little bit of pain and

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<v Speaker 2>some opinions India. So that's the worst I ever got

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble in church. And I really don't I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I did. But the second worst time, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's this singing that reminded me of it. We get

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<v Speaker 2>to Bosman, Montana, and we start going to some new church.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember what church it was. Start going to

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<v Speaker 2>this new church, and I don't remember because we left

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<v Speaker 2>pretty pretty shortly after. It wasn't for my parents whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>We get to this new church in Bozeman, Montana after

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 2>we moved to Montana, and you know, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>behave in church, and apparently I goof off every now

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<v Speaker 2>and then. But we get to church on Sunday and

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<v Speaker 2>behind us, right sitting right behind us, is this the

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<v Speaker 2>older lady. I was a teenage boy, I would guess

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<v Speaker 2>at sixties. Who knows. I wasn't even a teenager then,

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<v Speaker 2>but I would guess sixties. Who knows, older lady? I

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<v Speaker 2>bet she was a singer of some kind back in

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<v Speaker 2>her time, Back in her time, her time, had kind

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<v Speaker 2>of passed or why, I will admit. But they start

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<v Speaker 2>singing the worship songs, you know, like you do in

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<v Speaker 2>church Christ You people sing worship songs. Is that part

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<v Speaker 2>of your thing a little bit? What do you or

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:29.000
<v Speaker 2>don't you sing the worship songs? What Chris said, it

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<v Speaker 2>depends on where you go. So they do have jew songs, right,

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<v Speaker 2>like Jewish music that you sing along. You don't sing

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<v Speaker 2>like they do, do they not? You can tell me

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 2>why they don't where you go? All right? Well, and

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 2>churches that believe in Jesus we do, all right, We

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 2>start singing worship songs. And this lady unashamed, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>good for her worshiping the Lord is beltek and I

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 2>mean belting out the worship songs. She is sitting directly

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<v Speaker 2>behind us. Oh, Chris, when this is why I'm telling

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<v Speaker 2>you the story? It was, I kid you not. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a dead ringer for the full cam you see, bye.

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<v Speaker 8>Bye.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you have any idea how hard it was

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<v Speaker 2>for a ten year old boy to keep a straight

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<v Speaker 2>face during the worship service with this going on. I

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 2>was not successful. I burst out laughing. And then every

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:38.280
<v Speaker 2>time she would hit one of those high notes who

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<v Speaker 2>I would absolutely lose it. My father is looking at

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<v Speaker 2>me like he's getting ready to just grab my head

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 2>and twist it right off my body. At some point

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<v Speaker 2>in time, my mom kicks me out and makes me

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<v Speaker 2>go sit in the lobby of church for the rest

0:32:59.480 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 2>of the church. And remember this is before smartphone, so

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.080
<v Speaker 2>it's not like you sat there and played Tetris on

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 2>your phone or something like that. You just had to

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:11.280
<v Speaker 2>go sit and wait and wonder how bad am I

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<v Speaker 2>going to get it? When church finally gets over, I

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<v Speaker 2>hope the Lord is speaking to him. But that national anthem,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you right now, dead ringer for it, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why we got distracted on that. Trump's

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 2>hilarious because we have a good relationship with Japan.

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<v Speaker 5>We're very strong, very very strong financially, and they are

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<v Speaker 5>they for they have a weekend again and they wanted

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit of help, and we're always there for Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>Japan's very good to us, with the exception of course

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<v Speaker 2>at Pearl Harbor. I love that Trump won't let Pearl

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<v Speaker 2>Harbor go. We'll be back