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Speaker 2: There's a great email about why how could I explain
Speaker 2: how communism is a religion? And courtesy of RFK Junior,
Speaker 2: CNN Dome some comedy podcaster, we are going to lay
Speaker 2: all that out in painful detail, hopefully not too painful.
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Speaker 2: hour from now coming up on the world famous Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly's Show. So I wanted to start out done this
Speaker 2: a few times before. Every now and then there's one
Speaker 2: that really gets to me. This is an email. The
Speaker 2: subject of it is it's a religion to the left.
Speaker 2: Please explain, Jesse Imo that means, in my opinion, I
Speaker 2: know what imo means. The best thing you do is
Speaker 2: explain the leftist mindset, because it's so hard for me
Speaker 2: to understand how otherwise normal, successful people can act so crazy.
Speaker 2: But you lose me at quote it's a religion to
Speaker 2: the left. I literally, I know you said that to
Speaker 2: make me mad. Can't wrap my mind around it. I
Speaker 2: didn't grow up religious. I can understand I'm the crazy
Speaker 2: sports fan or I hate my ex wife explanation for
Speaker 2: crazy behavior, but the religious explanation is hard to follow.
Speaker 2: Can you elucidate, eluciate, eluciate whatever he wants me to
Speaker 2: explain it? Chris, you wouldn't understand. I went to community college.
Speaker 2: His name is Patrick. Okay, it's a religion. I've said
Speaker 2: that a million times before. It's a religion. Your liberal
Speaker 2: and Peggy I'm an atheist. No she's not. She is religious.
Speaker 2: The most hardcore Democrats you know are religious, deeply, deeply religious.
Speaker 2: First of all, let's understand this, and you need to
Speaker 2: understand this, not just for politics or culture or yourself.
Speaker 2: You need to understand it, period, because it will help
Speaker 2: you understand how the world works. Everyone is religious. Every
Speaker 2: single human being who walks the planet practices a religion. Ah,
Speaker 2: but he's an atheist. Nope, Nope, no he's not. Not really. Now,
Speaker 2: he may not believe in what you believe in, but
Speaker 2: I promise you cross my heart and hope to die.
Speaker 2: No matter who we're talking about. Some Aboriginal tribesmen in
Speaker 2: the outback of Australia, your liberal and Pagy everyone in between.
Speaker 2: They have a set of beliefs, a core set of beliefs,
Speaker 2: and they believe this, if they operate within this particular
Speaker 2: moral framework, it will either improve their life here on
Speaker 2: Earth or it will guarantee them a better spot in
Speaker 2: the life that comes afterward. Basically, and I hate to
Speaker 2: describe it like this, but for the sake of simplicity,
Speaker 2: a set of rules, A set of rules. Here in
Speaker 2: the studio, I have rules two. I have two rules,
Speaker 2: show up on time, do a great job. Beyond that,
Speaker 2: I mean, they're not They're not like this. If Chris
Speaker 2: and Corey were sitting over there doing shots of vodka
Speaker 2: the whole time, don't care. I'm not your dad. I'm
Speaker 2: not your priest. Don't be late and do a good job.
Speaker 2: And they understand if you abide by those two rules,
Speaker 2: you'll be here forever, not going anywhere. Those are the
Speaker 2: two rules, your work, your whatever. Here, Just tell me
Speaker 2: the rules. What do I have to do? Here's ten
Speaker 2: of them, here's one hundred of them, here's two of them.
Speaker 2: What are the rules? And if I do beep beep,
Speaker 2: beep beep, then good things will come from that. That
Speaker 2: is not how I operate, or Chris operates, or Corey operates.
Speaker 2: That's how every human being on earth operates, because we're
Speaker 2: we were created with that. There is no such thing
Speaker 2: as a non religious person, even if you think you are, so,
Speaker 2: let me ask you, maybe that is you? Do you
Speaker 2: think you are not religious? Okay? Why don't you kill people?
Speaker 2: Is it just the prison time? Is that the only reason?
Speaker 2: If I could give you a get out of jail
Speaker 2: free card, a James bond, licensed to kill, would you
Speaker 2: go shoot your neighbor in the face for letting his
Speaker 2: dog poop in your yarn? Why wouldn't you? Why? Because
Speaker 2: somewhere along the way, someone parents coach who knows told
Speaker 2: you that murdering people is wrong and you follow that rule.
Speaker 2: Now to the communists, I'm gonna play something for you.
Speaker 2: RFK Junior did a great job. He went on CNN
Speaker 2: this weekend, Dana Bash with CNN. You know who Dana
Speaker 2: Bash is, that blonde comedy Dana Bash was caught as
Speaker 2: red handed as you can possibly get because remember those
Speaker 2: that Fauci diary they're calling it, they got released. Dana
Speaker 2: Bash was in there. She was in there coordinating with him.
Speaker 2: Caught red handed. Okay, r FK Junior goes on CNN,
Speaker 2: did a marvelous job. I want you to listen to
Speaker 2: this conversation. Yes, RFK Junior does a great job, but
Speaker 2: I really want you to listen to Dana Bash and
Speaker 2: the things that come out of her mouth.
Speaker 3: You see your job as ending vaccine hesdency or do
Speaker 3: you see your job as.
Speaker 2: Telling the truth.
Speaker 4: I see my job as telling the truth, and the
Speaker 4: truth is that there is is study after study after study.
Speaker 4: It's one of the most study things out there, and
Speaker 4: science and it is.
Speaker 2: Like a parrot.
Speaker 3: So I actually read the science, but you don't want to.
Speaker 2: You don't want to hear debate.
Speaker 4: So I'm not debating this view.
Speaker 3: Of course, you want to know, because I'm not know
Speaker 3: how to do is repeat things that people told you
Speaker 3: and to say trust the experts.
Speaker 2: That's what you do it during COVID.
Speaker 3: Now we know that anything.
Speaker 2: Trust the experts. There are studies, trust the experts. But
Speaker 2: how does that make her religious? Okay? Remember I said
Speaker 2: there are rules for a communist like Dana Bash. Rules
Speaker 2: are constantly being updated, and she is constantly being handed
Speaker 2: a list of whatever the rules are, and she will
Speaker 2: not question them. She's not going to interrogate anybody who
Speaker 2: hands her those rules because she believes in her heart
Speaker 2: of hearts that if she follows whatever new set of
Speaker 2: rules there are, that will mean better things for her
Speaker 2: in this life or the next. Therefore, if you handed
Speaker 2: Dana Bash some talking points that said something insane like, uh,
Speaker 2: fish is delicious, then Dana Bash would go on CNN
Speaker 2: tonight knowing it's an outright lie, and she would shout
Speaker 2: from the rooftops, fish is delicious, Fish is delicious, Fish
Speaker 2: is delicious. She doesn't need anything deeper. Her priest handed
Speaker 2: her these rules and she is going to follow them.
Speaker 2: You want another example. I know you don't know who
Speaker 2: this is because she's part of the WNBA. But her
Speaker 2: name is Stephanie White. She's apparently the head coach of
Speaker 2: something called I want to read this the Indiana Fever.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that's a team Corey is at a team Corey.
Speaker 2: You don't gamble on WNBA games, right, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: you're such a degenerate you gamble on anyway. This is
Speaker 2: Stephanie White with the fever. You are not hearing a
Speaker 2: pro tranny person. You are hearing a deeply religious person
Speaker 2: who has been handed the rules and so here.
Speaker 5: She What is your stance on men athletes to tests
Speaker 5: as biological male participating in women's sports?
Speaker 2: What's your personal stance?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't know that I would say
Speaker 6: that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint. I don't
Speaker 6: ever believe that exclusion is an answer. I just don't.
Speaker 6: I do think, you know, when we think about various
Speaker 6: levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things
Speaker 6: that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated
Speaker 6: enough at the different levels. I know growing up, I
Speaker 6: played with the boys.
Speaker 2: All the time. She's religious. Do you think she'd want
Speaker 2: to go out there and play a pickup game with
Speaker 2: a two hundred and fifty pound man who wanted to
Speaker 2: play rough. Do you think she'd want to play rugby
Speaker 2: run track against a man? Do you think she genuinely
Speaker 2: there's an educated like she said, of course, none of
Speaker 2: those things are true. She knows what a man is,
Speaker 2: she knows what a woman is. She understands full well
Speaker 2: you can't change the sex God made you with. But
Speaker 2: her religion has rules, you see, and if you want
Speaker 2: to in a weird way to heaven, it's going to
Speaker 2: require you to follow said rules. That brings us to
Speaker 2: this part. What's the enforcement mechanism? Why doesn't she just
Speaker 2: come out and say, well, boys, look, boys can't become girls.
Speaker 2: Girls can't become boys. Why not just say that? What
Speaker 2: doesn't Dana Bash just come out and say, hey, I
Speaker 2: screwed up, all right, I was wrong, you were right?
Speaker 2: Why not just say it? We'll talk about that.
Speaker 7: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday,
Speaker 7: almost the Medal of Honor Monday, I mean kind of.
Speaker 2: I guess it's forty five minutes from now whatever. Everybody's
Speaker 2: almost as relative. Now back to the communism is a
Speaker 2: religion thing. I already talked about how it's a set
Speaker 2: of rules. Like every other religion. Here's a set of rules.
Speaker 2: Do this, don't do that. Beep beep beep. If you do,
Speaker 2: then whatever, pick your thing, This good thing will come
Speaker 2: of it. And I already said everyone is religion religious.
Speaker 2: There is no such thing as a non religious person.
Speaker 2: It does not exist on this planet. Cannot exist because
Speaker 2: we're made to worship something.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: So for the Dana Bashes of the world, trust the science,
Speaker 2: all the studies. And she, I mean she never never
Speaker 2: even read any studies. Again, listen to this. Do you
Speaker 2: think how many studies do you think Dana Bash read?
Speaker 3: Do you see your job as ending vaccine hesidency or
Speaker 3: do you see your job as telling the truth?
Speaker 4: The American I see my job as telling the truth,
Speaker 4: and the truth is that there is is study after
Speaker 4: study after study. It's one of the most study things
Speaker 4: out there, and science and it is different.
Speaker 2: Like a parrot. So I actually read the science, but
Speaker 2: you don't want to. You don't want to hear debate.
Speaker 4: So I'm not debating this view.
Speaker 2: Of course you want to know, because I'm.
Speaker 3: To do is repeat things that people told you say,
Speaker 3: trust the experts.
Speaker 2: That's what you do during COVID.
Speaker 3: Now we know that Anthony Fauci, who was the expert,
Speaker 3: was lying about everything about massive about the social distancing,
Speaker 3: about natural immunity, about the transmission from.
Speaker 2: The vaccine, about the source of COVID.
Speaker 3: He was lying, And you were punishing people for not
Speaker 3: trusting the experts, And now you're rolling out the experts
Speaker 3: again to talk about something that you have no personal
Speaker 3: knowledge of.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, So what is the enforcement mechanism? Well, a
Speaker 2: lot of religions they have this in common. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to say all because I'm most definitely not an
Speaker 2: expert on probably any religion, but I sure won't call
Speaker 2: myself an expert on every religion. But fear, it's not
Speaker 2: just a carrot system where say this, follow this, and
Speaker 2: this will get better for you. It's not that there
Speaker 2: is in my experience from what I've seen, almost always
Speaker 2: a stick component to it. Follow this, and this will
Speaker 2: get better. Don't I wouldn't want to be you. Fear
Speaker 2: is a critical one for my own for Christianity, follow this,
Speaker 2: go to heaven, don't burn in hell for the rest
Speaker 2: of eternity. That's quite how much more motivation do you need?
Speaker 2: Right care it and stick here's Dome. Now when she
Speaker 2: says this, you're going to roll your eyes and you're
Speaker 2: going to talk about how ridiculous it is. They can't
Speaker 2: prove that, so on and so forth. So that's a fact.
Speaker 2: But remember this for the religious sell it, they need
Speaker 2: to hear the pastor. They have to hear the pastor
Speaker 2: giving them a swat on the rear end on Sunday
Speaker 2: every now and then. What are the steaks Dome? What
Speaker 2: happens if the communist revolution fails.
Speaker 8: It's so unbelievable that they got rid of usaid.
Speaker 2: And you saw the recent numbers.
Speaker 9: As many as what is six hundred, seven hundred thousand
Speaker 9: people have died.
Speaker 2: Because of withdrawing American aid.
Speaker 9: For humanitarian purposes, Six or seven hundred thousand people have
Speaker 9: died because we cut off your money and my money
Speaker 9: flowing to Africa and the Philippines and every other corner
Speaker 9: on the Latin America to go fun tranny turtles and
Speaker 9: whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Six seven hundred. It's laughable, of course, it's laughable. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's laughable. But your liber went, Peggy. You know what
Speaker 2: she's doing right now, right now, she just popped her
Speaker 2: tense xen x of the day, and she sat down
Speaker 2: in front of her computer, and you know what she's doing.
Speaker 2: She's going to her local government's website page, and she's
Speaker 2: finding out when the next school board meeting is, and
Speaker 2: she's finding out when the next committee to do who
Speaker 2: anything is It could be the parks committee when everything else.
Speaker 2: And not only is she finding it out, she is
Speaker 2: writing it down. And she's going to find out when
Speaker 2: the next anti Trump rally is. And there's an anti
Speaker 2: immigration rally in town and I have to go to that,
Speaker 2: and you know what she's going to be at all
Speaker 2: of it. She's probably creating a print out for her
Speaker 2: friends so she can distribute it. And do you know
Speaker 2: why she is doing all that? Because God latest she
Speaker 2: want to get to heaven. She's trying to save six
Speaker 2: or seven hundred thousand lives. Those are the stakes of
Speaker 2: the game. Sound familiar. Every single person is religious. And
Speaker 2: here is the incredibly sad part of it. If you
Speaker 2: choose the wrong one, it can kill you, It can
Speaker 2: eat you alive. Think about how many people throughout history
Speaker 2: have chosen the wrong one and it ended up completely
Speaker 2: destroying themselves and their families. I've told young people this
Speaker 2: many times before. Maybe you're young, and so I'll tell
Speaker 2: you this again right now. I'm not telling you to
Speaker 2: become a Republican. There's all kinds of reasons to not
Speaker 2: become a Republican. I'm really not. I'm an anti communist,
Speaker 2: that's what I am. But I am telling you this
Speaker 2: if you choose to go down the left wing path,
Speaker 2: if you choose that, you will be miserable the rest
Speaker 2: of your life. You've never met a happy one. You've
Speaker 2: never seen a happy one, and you never will because
Speaker 2: it's a religion of death and destruction. And guess what,
Speaker 2: I don't care how many rules you follow, it's going
Speaker 2: to eat you too. Do you want an example, Oh,
Speaker 2: I've got an amazing example.
Speaker 7: The Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic, wonderful Monday.
Speaker 2: We're only thirty minutes away from honoring an American hero
Speaker 2: a medal of honor Monday. So back to what we
Speaker 2: were talking about, if you choose to go down the
Speaker 2: left wing road, I'm gonna be a Democrat, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be live, I'm gonna be a communist. Whatever it is.
Speaker 2: My friends are doing it, my professor is doing it.
Speaker 2: All my girlfriends are doing it, my mom did it,
Speaker 2: my dad did it. Okay, I want you to listen
Speaker 2: to this. His name Scott Galloway. You probably don't know
Speaker 2: who that is, and that's fine. He's a podcaster. He's
Speaker 2: a comedy podcaster. He was a big Zorn Mamdanni fan,
Speaker 2: big Zorn Mamdannie supporter. Hey, I love this communist. Let's
Speaker 2: get this communist in there. Remember when I told you
Speaker 2: that it was gonna eat you alive. The left wing
Speaker 2: path will end with your destruction, and it will be
Speaker 2: other left wingers who do it to you. Listen to this.
Speaker 10: And I've been doxed. He've been doxed. What tell me?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 10: I don't know if you've heard, but may Or Mom
Speaker 10: Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine
Speaker 10: hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that
Speaker 10: might be eligible for his piedotary attack. I came out
Speaker 10: in favor of this tax. This is a definition. He's
Speaker 10: taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's turning
Speaker 10: it into a wanted poster. And the question I would
Speaker 10: have is other than trying to identify and imply these
Speaker 10: people have done something wrong. And then eighteen months after
Speaker 10: a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and then
Speaker 10: publish the list. What is the upside here? Why is
Speaker 10: he doing this?
Speaker 2: Here's the dark part about it. That priest who hands
Speaker 2: you that list of rules, he's gonna kill you one day.
Speaker 2: And then by the way, that priest in turn, he'll
Speaker 2: also be killed one day. When you read the stories
Speaker 2: of communist countries, and we've talked about it so many times,
Speaker 2: do innocent people die? Yeah, they die and droves and
Speaker 2: it's terrible and it's sad. But one thing, and I
Speaker 2: did not expect this when I really started digging into
Speaker 2: communism years ago and reading about the history of it,
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't realize this part of it. Communists
Speaker 2: get butchered by the million, themselves butchered the most committed,
Speaker 2: followed every rule, did everything right. You don't understand. I've
Speaker 2: been I've been part of the revolution. All religions are
Speaker 2: not the same. Communism is of the devil and it
Speaker 2: will spare nobody. It is the one thing, and it's
Speaker 2: because I'm a bad person. It is the one thing
Speaker 2: that gives me some level of comfort. You know, Larry Fink,
Speaker 2: You're head of Larry Fin's head of Black Rock, and
Speaker 2: you know what we were talking about. The priest is
Speaker 2: going to hand out these rules. Larry Fink big probably
Speaker 2: the most powerful financial guy, at least one of them
Speaker 2: in the world, certainly in the United States of America.
Speaker 2: To be head of black Rock is to command like
Speaker 2: twenty trillion dollars. It's an unbelievable amount of money. Larry Fink,
Speaker 2: you remember we played this before.
Speaker 11: He said this, Well, behaviors are going to have to change,
Speaker 11: and this is one thing we're asking companies. You have
Speaker 11: to force behaviors, and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors.
Speaker 2: He said that for a lot of reasons. You know.
Speaker 2: One of the reasons, he said that, well, the religion
Speaker 2: demands that you have to fire men and hire women.
Speaker 2: You have to fire white people and higher minorities. You
Speaker 2: have to fire straight people and hire gay people. That's
Speaker 2: what the religion demands. Those the new rules, and Larry
Speaker 2: Fink super powerful. Larry Fink got into his role and
Speaker 2: has fought like a communist lion and destroyed who knows
Speaker 2: how many careers to make that possible. And he did
Speaker 2: so with the belief that following those rules would get
Speaker 2: him to the promised land one day, but it won't
Speaker 2: even Larry Fink. Poor Scott Golloway, he thought this whole
Speaker 2: millionaire property tax in New York City was going to
Speaker 2: be so great. Screw those millionaires, right, let's go get him.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that's my name on a public.
Speaker 5: Lest your stance on men are athletes who tests as
Speaker 5: biological male participating in women's sports.
Speaker 2: What's your personal stance?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I'm I don't know that I would
Speaker 6: say that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint.
Speaker 2: I don't ever believe that exclusion is an answer. I
Speaker 2: just don't.
Speaker 6: I do think, you know, when we think about various
Speaker 6: levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things
Speaker 6: that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated
Speaker 6: enough at the different levels. I know growing up I played.
Speaker 2: With the boys. That's completely the wrong sound. But I
Speaker 2: just wanted to let it keep going.
Speaker 10: It's gotten and I've been doxed. He've been doxed? What
Speaker 10: tell me?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 10: I don't know if you've heard, but mey or mom.
Speaker 10: Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine
Speaker 10: hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that
Speaker 10: might be eligible for his pieditary attack. I came out
Speaker 10: in favor of this tax. This is a definition. He's
Speaker 10: taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and he's turned
Speaker 10: it into a wanted poster. And the question I would
Speaker 10: have is other than trying to identify and imply these
Speaker 10: people have done something wrong. And then eighteen months after
Speaker 10: a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and then
Speaker 10: published the list, what is the upside here? Why is
Speaker 10: he doing this?
Speaker 2: He's doing it because he's a communist. He's a communist priest.
Speaker 2: You were one of the people who put him into power.
Speaker 2: As a priest, he was always going to be a
Speaker 2: priest who believed in butchering people. You just thought that
Speaker 2: he was going to butcher other people. But that's not
Speaker 2: how it works. You ever heard of S twenty one
Speaker 2: prison in Cambodia. Sounds like one of the worst places
Speaker 2: in the history of the world. Very few I forget
Speaker 2: the number, it's seven fourteen. It's something very small. Very
Speaker 2: few people ever lived and came out of it. The
Speaker 2: thousands and thousands and thousands were tortured and butchered in there.
Speaker 2: Very few ever lived. I mean as soon as you
Speaker 2: got there, they would thoroughly search you to make sure
Speaker 2: you didn't have so much as a set of nail
Speaker 2: clippers on you. Why are they worried about you chiseling
Speaker 2: through the walls or killing your guard with your nail clippers. No,
Speaker 2: they had to take painful steps to make sure you
Speaker 2: didn't have anything on you to kill yourself with, because
Speaker 2: they knew very shortly you would want to kill yourself
Speaker 2: through the torture sessions and being chained up and everything else.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many committed communists of the Kmere
Speaker 2: Rouge died in s twenty one prison And they thought
Speaker 2: every one of them, thought that they were part of
Speaker 2: the revolution, that they would be honored. Surely there's heaven
Speaker 2: coming on the other side of it. But that's not
Speaker 2: how it works. One day you find yourself chained to
Speaker 2: the floor, they confiscated your fingernails, and you understand that
Speaker 2: tomorrow after you don't get any sleep, if you haven't
Speaker 2: starved to death. In the middle of the night, five
Speaker 2: fifteen year old communist guards are going to peek you
Speaker 2: up and take you out to the countryside where they
Speaker 2: will beat you to death with sticks. So they don't
Speaker 2: waste money on a bullet. Now, if you choose to
Speaker 2: become a Democrat or a leftist in America, I don't
Speaker 2: think that's going to be your end. But if you
Speaker 2: think there's a happy ending there for you, if you think,
Speaker 2: if you're devout enough that life's gonna work out, great,
Speaker 2: Oo boy, you got another thing coming, all right? Trump
Speaker 2: said something hilarious. We're gonna talk about that. Get to
Speaker 2: some emails, all that and more. Hang on, it is
Speaker 2: the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Remember you
Speaker 2: can email the show your love, your hate, your death threats.
Speaker 2: I will get to a lot of those the nights.
Speaker 2: They are so good Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2: Before we get to that hilarious thing, Trump said that
Speaker 2: that was long and that was heavy, so I thought
Speaker 2: we should maybe maybe take a quick break and focus
Speaker 2: on something wonderful. I don't know if you have heard,
Speaker 2: but there is now a women's professional baseball league. I'm
Speaker 2: not obviously gonna watch. I'm not gonna be a fan,
Speaker 2: but but I think that's a good thing. And they
Speaker 2: had an opening day and at the very first an
Speaker 2: anthem to open up the very first game, and I thought,
Speaker 2: in the interest of feeling good and patriotism, maybe we
Speaker 2: should pause, walk away from politics for a minute and
Speaker 2: just enjoy these marvelous voices.
Speaker 1: Oh can you see bye bye?
Speaker 2: Was so proud?
Speaker 1: Why's last sleep me?
Speaker 2: Make sure you're singing along the rocks?
Speaker 1: Drive sand Ris to the paths.
Speaker 8: Or the red sweet Bosh, we'resa girl to the stream
Speaker 8: means and the rock.
Speaker 2: The mos birsty.
Speaker 1: Came ru through the night. The land still the still there?
Speaker 1: Oh same does sast thamele bed.
Speaker 2: Everybody? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Where? Or the land on the bree and the hole?
Speaker 2: Playball? That's all I have to say. Playball. That reminds me.
Speaker 2: I ever tell you about the worst trouble I ever
Speaker 2: got in in church? All right, never mind, second worst
Speaker 2: trouble I ever got in in church the first. I'm
Speaker 2: a little fuzzy on the details. When I was a kid,
Speaker 2: I got paddled. This was back in the spanking era.
Speaker 2: I realized, this new era that's super controversial. Some do
Speaker 2: some don't. You do whatever you want, raise your kid
Speaker 2: whatever you want. But in my era, you got spanked.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it was with a hand, sometimes it was with
Speaker 2: a switch belt paddle Actually, I don't know about the belt.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they ever used the belt on me. Probably,
Speaker 2: but paddle of some kind. So we were going to
Speaker 2: church in Toronto, Ohio. Now I'm young at this time.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
Speaker 2: I guess I was probably pretty unruly in Sunday school
Speaker 2: or church. I don't agree Chris when I say that
Speaker 2: I was. Maybe maybe one of the elders of the
Speaker 2: church gave my mother an oak paddle. He handed it
Speaker 2: to her, and I kid you not. He told her,
Speaker 2: this is to save your son from hell. That. No,
Speaker 2: I couldn't have been seven years old, six or seven
Speaker 2: years old. No, it didn't have speed hooles, Chris. But
Speaker 2: here's the thing. It also wasn't very wide. Now I
Speaker 2: only have my childhood perspective on it. My mom found
Speaker 2: it in the attic a few years ago and texted
Speaker 2: me a picture of it. So that's kind of the
Speaker 2: last time I saw it. I think it was only
Speaker 2: two inches maybe three inches wide. Oh yeah, it was thin, man,
Speaker 2: it was super thin. My dad never used it. My
Speaker 2: dad is what was so big and strong that he's
Speaker 2: stuck with his cand I know he was probably worried about. Actually,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not trying to hurt you, right, it's
Speaker 2: just trying to whack a little bit of pain and
Speaker 2: some opinions India. So that's the worst I ever got
Speaker 2: in trouble in church. And I really don't I don't
Speaker 2: know what I did. But the second worst time, and
Speaker 2: it's this singing that reminded me of it. We get
Speaker 2: to Bosman, Montana, and we start going to some new church.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what church it was. Start going to
Speaker 2: this new church, and I don't remember because we left
Speaker 2: pretty pretty shortly after. It wasn't for my parents whatever.
Speaker 2: We get to this new church in Bozeman, Montana after
Speaker 2: we moved to Montana, and you know, you have to
Speaker 2: behave in church, and apparently I goof off every now
Speaker 2: and then. But we get to church on Sunday and
Speaker 2: behind us, right sitting right behind us, is this the
Speaker 2: older lady. I was a teenage boy, I would guess
Speaker 2: at sixties. Who knows. I wasn't even a teenager then,
Speaker 2: but I would guess sixties. Who knows, older lady? I
Speaker 2: bet she was a singer of some kind back in
Speaker 2: her time, Back in her time, her time, had kind
Speaker 2: of passed or why, I will admit. But they start
Speaker 2: singing the worship songs, you know, like you do in
Speaker 2: church Christ You people sing worship songs. Is that part
Speaker 2: of your thing a little bit? What do you or
Speaker 2: don't you sing the worship songs? What Chris said, it
Speaker 2: depends on where you go. So they do have jew songs, right,
Speaker 2: like Jewish music that you sing along. You don't sing
Speaker 2: like they do, do they not? You can tell me
Speaker 2: why they don't where you go? All right? Well, and
Speaker 2: churches that believe in Jesus we do, all right, We
Speaker 2: start singing worship songs. And this lady unashamed, you know,
Speaker 2: good for her worshiping the Lord is beltek and I
Speaker 2: mean belting out the worship songs. She is sitting directly
Speaker 2: behind us. Oh, Chris, when this is why I'm telling
Speaker 2: you the story? It was, I kid you not. It
Speaker 2: was a dead ringer for the full cam you see, bye.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 2: So do you have any idea how hard it was
Speaker 2: for a ten year old boy to keep a straight
Speaker 2: face during the worship service with this going on. I
Speaker 2: was not successful. I burst out laughing. And then every
Speaker 2: time she would hit one of those high notes who
Speaker 2: I would absolutely lose it. My father is looking at
Speaker 2: me like he's getting ready to just grab my head
Speaker 2: and twist it right off my body. At some point
Speaker 2: in time, my mom kicks me out and makes me
Speaker 2: go sit in the lobby of church for the rest
Speaker 2: of the church. And remember this is before smartphone, so
Speaker 2: it's not like you sat there and played Tetris on
Speaker 2: your phone or something like that. You just had to
Speaker 2: go sit and wait and wonder how bad am I
Speaker 2: going to get it? When church finally gets over, I
Speaker 2: hope the Lord is speaking to him. But that national anthem,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, dead ringer for it, all right.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we got distracted on that. Trump's
Speaker 2: hilarious because we have a good relationship with Japan.
Speaker 5: We're very strong, very very strong financially, and they are
Speaker 5: they for they have a weekend again and they wanted
Speaker 5: a little bit of help, and we're always there for Japan.
Speaker 2: Japan's very good to us, with the exception of course
Speaker 2: at Pearl Harbor. I love that Trump won't let Pearl
Speaker 2: Harbor go. We'll be back