WEBVTT - Squeaky Bed

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<v Speaker 1>Brian TV.

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<v Speaker 2>We got somebody on the phone here is gonna. I

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<v Speaker 2>think this story is really interesting. I don't really relate

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<v Speaker 2>to it myself, but she's saying that I think all

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<v Speaker 2>women have this experience in common. And you guys are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to tell me is you're listening to the

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<v Speaker 2>show Maya? Good morning. Hello. Oh I got to push

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<v Speaker 2>some buttons. Can I give me a second time? Ready? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi Maya, Hi, Hi, tell me your story about what

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<v Speaker 2>is it you think that all women have this in common?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the what's the story?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? So I just moved into my first apartment. Congratulations

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<v Speaker 3>and thank you. And so I also have a newer

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<v Speaker 3>boyfriend and I had him over to hang out and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we bounce. So the first time that we

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<v Speaker 3>hooked up, my headboard was something against the wall that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously I was. I was super embarrassed about it, right,

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<v Speaker 3>So for the next time, I had moved my bed

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<v Speaker 3>out to avoid that. But now my bed started to squeak,

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<v Speaker 3>like really, really really.

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<v Speaker 2>Show me do an impression of how your bed sounds mind,

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<v Speaker 2>if you will.

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<v Speaker 3>In my head I mean it's still echoing. It's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Much going crazy on that thing, right, lucky h so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>I so you go ahead?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well I was. I was just going to say, like, now,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously that's all I can hear. It's echoing in my

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<v Speaker 3>head and now there we're Every time we're in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of you know, sexuy time, all I'm thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>is how many people do I share this wall with?

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<v Speaker 3>You can hear me? And is he thinking about the noise?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, because I mean it's just so loud and

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<v Speaker 3>it's so bad, to the point where it's now throwing

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<v Speaker 3>off my vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. No, I feel that as a guy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to kind of stay out of this one.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say half of us notices, half of

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<v Speaker 2>us doesn't care. Yeah, at the same time, we'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>have it not be pray or yeah, we'd rather not,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're also we're just happy to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just happy to be there, you like tune it out?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a thing anybody on the show?

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<v Speaker 4>I think at the beginning of a relationship in that

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<v Speaker 4>way with someone, you are very conscious of everything around you,

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<v Speaker 4>everything that's happening, and everybody fold that's folding in a

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<v Speaker 4>way you don't want to fold. So I do think,

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<v Speaker 4>like right now, yes, you're super hyper aware of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think eventually down the line, if you continue to

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<v Speaker 4>see this person like, you'll forget about it. It won't

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<v Speaker 4>be a thing. It's just like whatever. But I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thrown off by the littlest of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hyper aware of it when it's my upstairs neighbor,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, because I can hear it happening. But it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't ever last that long. So I think I would

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<v Speaker 1>only be that.

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<v Speaker 5>For them.

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<v Speaker 1>Think I would only be concerned if it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and you're just going like constantly, because like,

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<v Speaker 1>is it really going to bother somebody? If it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more embarrassing. I think it's like, you know, just

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<v Speaker 2>the thump against the wall.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I ask a question, what are you more embarrassed

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<v Speaker 5>about as a woman? I'm asking you listen to the

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<v Speaker 5>show by the sound of your bed or by the

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<v Speaker 5>sounds that are being produced from the love making?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all of it.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I can be embarrassed about anything. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>okay about anything. Okay, really, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think I've passed the point of being embarrassed about any

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<v Speaker 4>of that. Only if a little.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's what things the neighbors can hear, though, If

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<v Speaker 2>the neighbors can hear that, you really need to see.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody, somebody in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, let me know, maya very interesting. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me know if you're listening and you've had that experience

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<v Speaker 2>where probably especially in your first apartment where you live

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<v Speaker 2>in an apartment, you're worried about the neighbors hearing the

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<v Speaker 2>thump a thump as squeak as queaka, or even if

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<v Speaker 2>you live like in a town home or you you know,

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<v Speaker 2>with roommates. Yeah, or it's just one of those things

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<v Speaker 2>where you just don't want the thump a squeaka, So

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<v Speaker 2>you just got to move your head away from the headboard,

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<v Speaker 2>away from the bed or the wall, and then get

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<v Speaker 2>a better bed that doesn't squeak.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got some text messages that gives some advice here

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<v Speaker 1>that says put a blanket between the headboard and the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>or they make a bracket to brace your headboard. Nowadays,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people are saying w D forty tighten

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<v Speaker 1>your bed frame, put patting on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Wall and use w D forty.

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<v Speaker 4>The other suggestion that I'm going to say, don't you

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<v Speaker 4>says it move it to the couch, Go to the couch.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't do that, y you're your neck sit on that thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean obviously there's people sit on that and think.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not concerned about that. I was concerned about the

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<v Speaker 4>back of the area. You have to move around.

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<v Speaker 2>Your head is at a weird angle. You got one

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<v Speaker 2>leg over here. You hurry up, hurry up as a guy,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what you're thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to loan my heating pad to Jenny because

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<v Speaker 1>she did the lovin on the couch once.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, over the edge of a pinch nerve or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Another text says, you're much more considerate person than I am.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never cared at all about the noise, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>at the top floor of my building. I'm a woman,

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<v Speaker 5>by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>You get it, girl, But don't squeak. Another text says,

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<v Speaker 2>my bed squeaks really loud. I hope my neighbors can't

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<v Speaker 2>hear it, But then I can hear them when they

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<v Speaker 2>literally open a drawer. So you're hoping they can't hear

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<v Speaker 2>the squeaky squeaky bed, but when they slide open the

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<v Speaker 2>silverware drawer, look crap. Maya. You know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what to tell you except you are not alone. Put

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<v Speaker 2>your mattress on the floor. Yeah maybe, thank you. Maya

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<v Speaker 2>better have a great day.