WEBVTT - Busted Not Answering

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<v Speaker 1>I have you ever been busted or busted someone not

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<v Speaker 1>taking your calls purposely, like purposely not actually answering your call.

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<v Speaker 2>But you can answer, yeah, what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>So if I try to call my ex husband, usually

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<v Speaker 3>I would say eight times out of ten he doesn't answer,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I have to text with Hey, this is

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<v Speaker 3>why I'm calling. You know, give me a call whenever

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<v Speaker 3>you get a chance, and then I'll get a call

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<v Speaker 3>back at.

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<v Speaker 2>Some point, either later in the day or the next

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<v Speaker 2>day or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>So Lucy was trying to get a hold of her

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<v Speaker 3>dad yesterday, and so she grabbed my phone and was

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<v Speaker 3>calling him from my phone, and I said, Lulu, honey,

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<v Speaker 3>he is not going to answer this phone call, because

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<v Speaker 3>in my head, I'm going he sees that it's from me,

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<v Speaker 3>He's not going to answer the phone call. So she

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<v Speaker 3>texts him and says, I don't even know what she wrote, Dad,

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<v Speaker 3>it's Lucy. I'm trying to call Can you call me

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<v Speaker 3>right back. I'll be damned that phone rang not two

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<v Speaker 3>seconds later, and when he answers, I was like, huh,

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<v Speaker 3>bust that you had your phone right by you and

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<v Speaker 3>it wasn't until you realized that it was Lucy who

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to get a hold of you that you answered.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the level of importance.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm never calling just for because I am always calling

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<v Speaker 3>because there is something that needs to be talked about

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<v Speaker 3>and it's important.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me, Well, it's usually.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also think that if I'm getting a call

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<v Speaker 1>from my ex at that time, I'm thinking, oh God,

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<v Speaker 1>here comes that, you know what I mean, one of

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<v Speaker 1>those type of things. I got another issue with that,

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<v Speaker 1>very nice right the way.

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<v Speaker 3>It's usually should we sign up Smith for football?

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<v Speaker 2>Or should we not? What are we doing? Harrymore? Sign ups?

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<v Speaker 2>We need? Those kids are too active real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you that that's funny when somebody does

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<v Speaker 1>that where you call and they don't pick up your call,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're with another person and yours was on

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<v Speaker 1>it at least your phone where you were texting back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth. How about if she had her own phone

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<v Speaker 1>and she called him and he picked up the phone

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<v Speaker 1>right away. That hurts you more than the text message

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<v Speaker 1>is where as it sounds because it's been a random

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<v Speaker 1>number calling. Has anybody ever had that happen to them?

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<v Speaker 1>Or were they maybe were the person that was the

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<v Speaker 1>screen and the call type thing or.

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<v Speaker 3>You see somebody in public and you're like, that's going

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<v Speaker 3>to play with me.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in a chase like drive through, like the

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<v Speaker 4>ATM and getting some money out one morning and I

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<v Speaker 4>seen somebody call me, and I'll look down at my

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<v Speaker 4>phone like I do not want to talk to you

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<v Speaker 4>first of all, like we don't talk, so like I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not trying to talk to you right now, put my

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<v Speaker 4>phone down, get my little money out. Text message pop

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<v Speaker 4>up like I'm looking at you.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh yeah. I was like, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to focus. They're trying to play it off real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I always do this though, if somebody text me, if

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<v Speaker 1>I get a text from a random that I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>from in a while, if I'm in public, I always I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, not making it obvious or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Hashtag Jeff Voss. Am I get a Jeff Voss text.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy's everywhere, man, he pops out of like bushes

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a guy. I know he's a guy that that

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<v Speaker 2>is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Friend and uh and he randomly little text out of

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<v Speaker 1>the blue, and I'm like, you gotta be careful. I

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<v Speaker 1>told this story a million times in the year. The

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<v Speaker 1>Vince Lucido story. Vince Lucido. It's the greatest story I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard. Vince Lucido Lusido find Jewelry, was driving down

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<v Speaker 1>Hall Road when his uh son, Joe Lucido was also

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<v Speaker 1>driving down Hall Road, and Vince was trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>Joe to pick up his call because they were literally

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<v Speaker 1>driving next to each other and he wanted to say

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<v Speaker 1>something to him and his son Joe looked at his phone,

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<v Speaker 1>did one of these and ghosts down and Vince was

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<v Speaker 1>paying for Joe's his son's phone. I said it on

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<v Speaker 1>that day he told that story. And then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody you love Vince, if you ever meet Vince.

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<v Speaker 1>But Vince is a guy when he tells the story too,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's like that Italian.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like son of a bitch, one of those things.

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<v Speaker 1>I told that story eight billion times on this radio

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<v Speaker 1>show because I think that is a story that every

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<v Speaker 1>dad has ever had to deal with with their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a classic one. Eight four four Mojo Live. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the deal. We're calling. We're asking you to call us

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<v Speaker 1>right now. If we see you not calling us, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be upset with you. Or if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>story to go with this, just text call me what's up, Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been with my husband for ten years and every

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<v Speaker 6>time he calls his mom she will never answer. But

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<v Speaker 6>I can call right after he does, and she answers

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<v Speaker 6>right away.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny about that is that that's like

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<v Speaker 1>the atypical. You would think that she's blowing off the

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<v Speaker 1>daughter in law, you know, being a typical mom, you.

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<v Speaker 6>Would think, yeah, yeah, no, she answers his call and

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<v Speaker 6>he's like, I'm taking you off emergency context. If I

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<v Speaker 6>was dying, you would never know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. You gotta be careful. What's up, Page, How

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<v Speaker 2>you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Tell me?

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 7>How is everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>We're great?

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon's not so great though that she's getting screened.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 6>So it's it's funny I call him my in loves.

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<v Speaker 6>If my husband calls, it's his parents.

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<v Speaker 7>They never answer him, but if I called, they'll answer

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<v Speaker 7>me right away.

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<v Speaker 2>The last caller, man, I don't know where this comes from.

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on is a little stereotype that's completely

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<v Speaker 1>been dispounded.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Mikayla? Hi, what's happening? How are you?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 10>How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>We're fantastic. Have you ever had somebody screen your calls

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<v Speaker 1>or you screening the call?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, so my sister actually did. I was at work

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<v Speaker 10>and I almost nearly passed out, and then that had

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<v Speaker 10>never happened before. So my coworker took my phone to

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<v Speaker 10>call my sister. But usually I call her just to

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<v Speaker 10>like see, you know, a FaceTime of my dog. And

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<v Speaker 10>so she sees my call and she's like ignore, and

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<v Speaker 10>then they text her and they're like, hey, you need

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<v Speaker 10>to come get your sister because she's not feeling good.

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<v Speaker 10>And she's like, oh my gosh, like I thought you

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<v Speaker 10>were just being annoying. So now she never ignores my call.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I would feel horrible. I always I do

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<v Speaker 1>feel horrible sometimes not taking some calls and then think

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<v Speaker 1>to myself, like I judge it based on do I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're going to die soon?

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<v Speaker 10>I Pops calls me taken up every time because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 10>I think he's gonna go anytime soon, but you never know.

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<v Speaker 2>And you like talking to him.

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<v Speaker 1>But then the way you have to do then is

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<v Speaker 1>answer and go, Pops, I don't have much time, but

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You answer all my phone calls? So do you think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to die? Shoot? Anna?

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<v Speaker 1>Are not Anna? You're I hope your name is not

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<v Speaker 1>Anna because I just gave it away. Your initial is A.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Anna?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Just lie your voices? Guys? Hello? Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>got a pick on initial A. Are you there? Y?

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<v Speaker 4>I am?

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<v Speaker 2>Your name is not Anna? Is okay? Good? What's your story?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 11>My I had one of my best over her house

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<v Speaker 11>and we were watching a movie and one of our

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<v Speaker 11>old mutual friends that people don't really like texted me

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<v Speaker 11>and was calling me saying that she was at my

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<v Speaker 11>apartment and wanted to see me. So when she called me,

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<v Speaker 11>I just kind of locked my phone tousy, so I

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<v Speaker 11>didn't have to answer her. And she texted me saying

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<v Speaker 11>that she could see me.

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<v Speaker 2>Through my blind. Isn't that you didn't know she was

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<v Speaker 2>outside and you were ignoring her call?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 11>So and I went up and I had just got

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<v Speaker 11>my blind and I was like, oh, I didn't get

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<v Speaker 11>your call. It was so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, she didn't see you look at your phone? Then,

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<v Speaker 2>huh oh she did? Oh God, that's so bad.

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<v Speaker 11>To get a little bit better by saying that I

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<v Speaker 11>didn't see and I was just closing the blind because

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<v Speaker 11>we're watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's funny that Now that is weird?

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<v Speaker 9>Ty?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? How you doing? Buddy? What up?

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<v Speaker 9>Time?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that the w you kid? Old Joe? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>Ty?

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening? Body?

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<v Speaker 9>Man?

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<v Speaker 6>I called my cousin about a couple of weeks ago

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<v Speaker 6>from my number.

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<v Speaker 2>He wouldn't answer. As soon as I picked up on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone, I called him. He was like, what's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, man, why you wan't answering the phone?

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<v Speaker 10>He said, oh oh man, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Going, why why?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>What's okay? Hello? Hey? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 11>Hey?

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<v Speaker 7>So last weekend, actually my ex husband I had been

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<v Speaker 7>trying to get a question kid related question answered for

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<v Speaker 7>two days and my son is sitting on his iPad

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<v Speaker 7>texting back and forth with his dad while I'm going

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<v Speaker 7>basically on red for two days.

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<v Speaker 1>So you see him texting and he's actually talking back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth with his son, and just like Shannon, the

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<v Speaker 1>ex husband's not answering anything that your sin.

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<v Speaker 3>Is give me that iPad I need to text something

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<v Speaker 3>can exactly.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm like, what are you guys talking about right now?

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<v Speaker 7>And then just like a la boobu or something stupid.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm like, I'm trying to figure out a kid related question.

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<v Speaker 7>Please please answer me.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say this? And this is Devil's Advocate

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<v Speaker 1>or not Devil's advocate? This is actually Mojo being a

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<v Speaker 1>journalist to you and Shannon. Why don't you just text

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<v Speaker 1>them your question?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 11>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>We usually only text, but sometimes something calls for like

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<v Speaker 3>a longer discussion.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, makes sense? Would you turn already? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? How you doing? Courtney?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you good? What's up?

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<v Speaker 9>Uh?

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<v Speaker 8>My dad will screen my calls because I will try

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<v Speaker 8>to call my mom and my mom doesn't answer because

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<v Speaker 8>her phone's constantly ringing. So I'll call my dad and

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<v Speaker 8>he used to answer all the time, and now he

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<v Speaker 8>knows that I'm calling for her, so he will not

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<v Speaker 8>pick up. U.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something about you that's worse than your parent giving

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<v Speaker 1>you up for adoption, that they're actually not taking your

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<v Speaker 1>phone calls.

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<v Speaker 2>David, what's up?

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<v Speaker 6>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Yo? I was going, good, buddy? What's up?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing? I just got me thinking the other day about

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<v Speaker 5>how so I copare with my kid's mom too, and

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes she just blows me up several times a day

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<v Speaker 5>just about the most miniscule thing. We communicate pretty well

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<v Speaker 5>about how I want to pair in our kid, and

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes I can just I can just tell when she's

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<v Speaker 5>calling to complain about something or tell me something that

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<v Speaker 5>I should have done, that I did it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just like, I'll watch it ring like, hey, I'll deal

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<v Speaker 5>with that later. Hey, but when my kids with her

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<v Speaker 5>and I see my kid calling my phone, man, I stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's shut up.

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<v Speaker 9>I gotta pick up the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, David.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the song ring tones on your phone

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<v Speaker 1>where somebody calls you there's a song playing, And if so,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have one for your ex wife, the mother

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<v Speaker 1>of your children?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, I don't, but maybe it should be the

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<v Speaker 5>Darth Vader.

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<v Speaker 2>Song the Empire, Tyson's Up, Tyson Mojo in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>So I got let me just make it long story short.

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<v Speaker 9>My parents hate us, like they don't answer the phone

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<v Speaker 9>for us. One of my parents lives in a nursing

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<v Speaker 9>home and I called the nursing home and I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 9>can I please speak to my mom? And they're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 9>just a second, and then they put you on hole

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<v Speaker 9>forever and they never answer the phone. Come to find

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<v Speaker 9>out she's told them to block the call.

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<v Speaker 2>After that.

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<v Speaker 9>I found this out because one time they picked up

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<v Speaker 9>the phone and they didn't put me on hold. They

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<v Speaker 9>just kind of sat it on the counter and she

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<v Speaker 9>was right there.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes just telling my went outside to go have

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<v Speaker 2>a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 1>I love your mom. She's living her life right now.

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<v Speaker 1>She's already done and all the stuff she needs to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Best cigarettes ever, apparently