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Speaker 1: Hi, good afternoon, welcome, welcome. My name is Alan Cox.

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Speaker 1: Thanks very much for being here. Appreciate it. See if

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Speaker 1: I can improve my rhythms today. Rob on the program.

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Speaker 1: Rob Anthony's right over there. That's the Rob to who

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Speaker 1: I'm referring. Maybe you're new to the show, and you go, jesus,

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Speaker 1: Allen loop me in. Who's this Rob character? This is

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Speaker 1: Rob Anthony Jess is back in studio.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that Jess. She's the one and only Jess on

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Speaker 1: the show. Me oh man, oh no, I'm Rob coo me.

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Speaker 1: I was addressing a little Jessica Anne Hutchinson yesterday on

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Speaker 1: who me, Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. So anyway, Jess, not

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Speaker 1: I do appreciate it. Sticky notes and black sharpies will

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Speaker 1: always be your friend. What did you write in the note?

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Speaker 1: He's talking to you your name is Jess. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. In the group chat last night, Jess was like,

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Speaker 1: and jelly joke rob one of the oldest street jokes

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Speaker 1: there is, right, what's the difference between jam and jelly?

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Speaker 1: And it's a filthy punchline, you know, I can't jelly

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Speaker 1: this d down your blah blah blah, right, And Jess

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I think joke would want to be

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Speaker 1: you'd never heard that joke before, Jess, Never in my life.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you front a band with guys, you were

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Speaker 1: Or maybe and this is how I'm glass half full.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the guys in your band are so respectful of you.

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Speaker 1: I know there's another female singer for when you're not there,

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the dudes. I was going to say,

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Speaker 1: And I was thinking about this. I was like, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: of decades before. But there's some you will know no

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Speaker 9: kids are younger than Jess and they knew who Harrison

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Speaker 9: for was. Yeah, but is that because you've made them

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Speaker 1: How do they know? I think they just they find

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Speaker 1: And you don't know who Harrison for Wait a second,

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you know who Michael J. Fox is?

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Speaker 1: so Han solo she knew. Anyway, we were talking about names,

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Speaker 1: it was an inmate's profile, you know, if you can

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Speaker 1: Dicky Nice, Dickie Hickey, right, Richard Hickey, Dickie Hickey. That's

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Speaker 1: this person's name is Kurgus k E R G E. S. Kurgush.

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Speaker 1: Dickie Hickey. Now it's a real person, rob. So it's

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Speaker 1: not like I can necessarily add that to my list

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a big deal. Right. Everybody was

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Speaker 1: I remember one land I gave up television which was on.

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Speaker 9: My youngest CALLI wanted to go back, so we started

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Speaker 1: I think she likes that people are are nice and

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Speaker 1: So they take out the ghosts, they put in more sex.

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Speaker 1: So you'll talk to Jess before I talk to us.

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Speaker 9: That looks like we have no cameras. Okay, so there's

433
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Speaker 9: gonna be some more work I think we're going to

434
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Speaker 9: have to do. All right, sir, let's just kill that

435
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Speaker 9: one too, Okay, then I will kill this. Yeah, I'll

436
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Speaker 9: bring my phones back up. I will kill the live

437
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Speaker 9: stream and we will work on that the next time. Fantastic.

438
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. No, Lorraine High School, there was a

439
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: fight on the court. Somebody ran out there and there

440
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: was a huge brawl and they had to stop the game.

441
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Speaker 1: I don't know who they were playing, but yes, please

442
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: unresponsive is the message that I'm Yeah, it's perfect, hey, listen, whatever,

443
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: I'll just bring up the rundown on my phone, right, Yeah,

444
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 1: eighteen year old man facing charges out there Lorraine and

445
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Speaker 1: Toledo Rogers High School.

446
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Speaker 4: Wall.

447
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Speaker 1: Imagine that a brawl on the court. Eighteen year old

448
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: spectator charged with misdemeanor assault after inserting himself into melee. Listen,

449
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 1: say what you want. I love any situation in which

450
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: melee is used. You don't have to be a gamer

451
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: nerd to really like that, you know. That's when that

452
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: word really kind of came into its full bloom. Was

453
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Speaker 1: probably twenty five thirty years ago in reference to like

454
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Speaker 1: the first person shooter games was Melee mode. But as

455
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Speaker 1: a word, boy, it's hard atop melee in context identified

456
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Speaker 1: as Lorraine resident J L d as Jy Apostrophe l Okay.

457
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Speaker 1: He was taken to the Lorraine County jail and inserted

458
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Speaker 1: himself into the situation with that. But that Rhode Island

459
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Speaker 1: thing is wild, it really is.

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Speaker 9: And again as they peel back more layers of that onion,

461
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Speaker 9: there's so much going on there. That's why, you know,

462
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Speaker 9: because the first thing that came out it was another

463
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Speaker 9: trans shooter. Yeah, and then once they started kind of

464
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Speaker 9: digging into who this guy is, like he's just a scumback.

465
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Speaker 9: There's a picture of him holding a balloon at his

466
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Speaker 9: kid's birthday party and the only thing you can see

467
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Speaker 9: is the giant SS on his arm.

468
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Speaker 1: Oh, and I'm like, well, who is like?

469
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Speaker 8: Who?

470
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Speaker 1: Who does that? What are you? Who are you supposed

471
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Speaker 1: to be? People are fascinating, man. I know that people

472
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Speaker 1: of every stripe are kind of at each other's throats

473
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm certainly not immune to that, but

474
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Speaker 1: it's so fascinating how you look at somebody who checks

475
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: a certain number of boxes and then they check all

476
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Speaker 1: these other ones that seem completely counterintuitive to what they

477
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Speaker 1: normally meat. You know, like, for a long time, the

478
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Speaker 1: joke was just like, what's up with log cabin Republicans?

479
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Speaker 15: Right?

480
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: Gay Republicans. For a long time, it was as simple

481
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Speaker 1: as that, why would you be gay and you know,

482
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Speaker 1: and align yourself politically with people who don't think you

483
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Speaker 1: should even exist, let alone coexist. But that was kind of,

484
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Speaker 1: you know, an overly simplified explanation. Now it's kind of

485
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Speaker 1: all over to play. Well, it's why broad stroke politics

486
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: doesn't work and never has worked. Quite frankly, you shouldn't

487
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: have to sit in one silo or the other. Yeah,

488
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: and that's that's what we've done as a society.

489
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Speaker 9: You have to You can't say I think women should

490
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Speaker 9: have the right to choose and I think you should

491
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Speaker 9: be able to own a gun.

492
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Speaker 1: Oh are you if you say that? Although this is

493
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Speaker 1: an especially goofy example, you know what I'm saying. I mean,

494
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Speaker 1: without question, sure are a couple of things that you

495
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Speaker 1: should stereotypes of politically kind of do exist for a reason,

496
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Speaker 1: and there should be a little bit of a line

497
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: that you can draw a narrative thread there. And this guys,

498
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: it's all over the place. It's it's his family. Horrible, Yeah, horrible. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: I know it will cheer you up as Brian, Yes,

500
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Speaker 1: Brian singing country music?

501
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 10: No?

502
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Speaker 15: Oh, I have standing here in front of you two

503
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Speaker 15: see and all.

504
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 8: Too all.

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00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 16: Is me?

506
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: Does that song sound familiar at all? I feel like

507
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: he might have offered that to us before. I have

508
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: no idea. Okay, all I have offered you is me.

509
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: Remember Charlie Pride, No, you don't remember Charlie Pride. Okay,

510
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: Charlie Pride I think was the first black country artist

511
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame. I mean

512
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: you could kind of one hand the prominent black artist

513
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Speaker 1: in country music. But Charlie Pride was like the guy

514
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Speaker 1: I actually had to google if he was in the

515
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Speaker 1: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because sometimes there's some

516
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: crossover there.

517
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Speaker 10: He is not.

518
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Speaker 1: And do you know that? I think he was in

519
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: like the inaugural class for the Country Music Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that because you watched that forty seven

521
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: hour country music special. I haven't got I've been watching

522
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Speaker 1: the Ken Burns History of Country Music documentary. Huh. Since

523
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 1: you last mocked me, I haven't made any more progress.

524
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: I've gotten sidetracked with a couple of other shows, but

525
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: I am still technically watching it. Although we're not up

526
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Speaker 1: to his time frame yet Charlie Pride. Charlie Pride would

527
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Speaker 1: show up in the fifties and sixties. I'm probably only

528
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: in the thirties. I'm in with like Jimmy Rodgers and

529
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: the and the Carter family. I'm not to Charlie Pride yet,

530
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: but apparently Brian is a Charlie Pride fan.

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Speaker 15: I have standing here in front of you too see

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Speaker 15: and all.

533
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Speaker 3: Too.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my grandma loved Charlie Pride and have too

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Speaker 1: for you is me. I think he only died a

536
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Speaker 1: couple of years ago. Charlie Pride lived for a long

537
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Speaker 1: time and he was kind of the He was the bridge,

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Speaker 1: I mean very much of the time. By the way,

539
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: during there was a lot put on him because of

540
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: like coming up during the civil rights era, and you know,

541
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Speaker 1: here's a black guy playing country music, and but his

542
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: bona fides are solid. I remember my grandma listened Charlie Pride.

543
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Speaker 1: So when Brian calls me with that wild pitch, I

544
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: knew exactly what it was immediately. We were kind of

545
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: we were out Monday. So yesterday we were going through

546
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: the celebrity deaths and there's there's a bunch. I missed

547
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: a bunch, but Brian out in Youngstown. He goes tom

548
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: Noonan died. Remember tom Noonan tom Noonan. You might recognize

549
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: him if you saw him. He was a big, tall actor.

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Speaker 1: He was in heat. He was in one of the

551
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Speaker 1: RoboCop movies. He was in the very first Hannibal Lecter film,

552
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: and Brian Cox was playing Hannibal Elector was called Manhunter.

553
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: He was a serial killer in that tom Noonan big

554
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: tall actor. He was seventy four. He died, but He

555
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: was the guy that helps them set up the bank

556
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: heist in heat. Okay, t Niro goes out to the

557
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Speaker 1: house and there's the guy with the big, long gray beard.

558
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: He's like a facilitator. It looks like he's been in everything,

559
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: been in everything. Yeah, yep, one of those bit players.

560
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Speaker 1: Just a character actor.

561
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Speaker 13: Yep.

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Speaker 1: He did a lot of theater. He was in RoboCop two,

563
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: which was not great, played Frankenstein in something Yep. House

564
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: of the Devil, which is a great Like the movie's

565
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: only a few years old, but it's like got a

566
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,719
Speaker 1: seventies vibe to it. And then he was all over

567
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: the place. He'd show up in the X Files. I

568
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: was a huge X Files nerd, so he would be

569
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: in that. So I completely missed that because Brian and

570
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Speaker 1: Youngstund was like, I'm sure you saw this. I'm like,

571
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Speaker 1: I didn't see that. And a guy named Billy Steinberg

572
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Speaker 1: died who was not a household name, but he was

573
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Speaker 1: a very wealthy guy because he wrote a ton of

574
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Speaker 1: hit songs for people. He was seventy five. He wrote

575
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Speaker 1: Like a Virgin, he wrote Eternal Flame for the Bengals,

576
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Speaker 1: he wrote So Emotional for Whitney Houston. He wrote Santa

577
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Speaker 1: Claus Is coming to Town for Bruce Springsteen. No, Bruce

578
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Speaker 1: Springsteen wrote Santa Claus Is coming to town, right, I

579
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Speaker 1: thought someone wrote it for him. I thought a ghostwriter

580
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Speaker 1: or something. Billy Steinberg, the lyricist behind some of the

581
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Speaker 1: most recognizable pop's hits of the eighties and nineties. He

582
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Speaker 1: wrote I Touched my Myself for Divinyls, and he wrote

583
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: Rob True Colors for Rock and Roll Hall of Famer

584
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: Cindy Lauper, he wrote I'll stand by You for the

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Speaker 1: Pretenders Chrisy Hind of course, the pride of Akron, Ohio

586
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: love songwriter, big time, a big time man, the Songwriter's

587
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Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. So that's some of that quiet money, right,

588
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: Like you're known in the industry. So if you're a singer,

589
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: you know, eighties and nine, He's like, get me, Belly Steinberg,

590
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: I need a hit. What everybody else? Young and the

591
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: hell he is. But the guy's living in a massive house, right.

592
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: Every time a song hits, this guy gets the bulk

593
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: of the money because he's the he's the songwriter. He

594
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: was ten days shy of his seventy six birthday. Look

595
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: a that I'm too old for this shrimp ard man.

596
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: He sat on a toilet the head of Bob on

597
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: it getting Yeah, he was like the lethal weapon of

598
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Speaker 1: songwriters shrimp.

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00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 15: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Now he died of cancer, a long battle cancer. So

601
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: I did miss those rob It's as though people both

602
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: famous and not just keep on dying. It's a growth industry.

603
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Speaker 2: The Allen Cox Show.

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Speaker 16: On one US call the Allan Cox Show.

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Speaker 1: Is this for real?

606
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Speaker 9: Well, they's swearing in this all kinds of effing and jeffin,

607
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Speaker 9: are you really allowed to broadcasting something radio two one.

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Speaker 16: Six five seven eight one double oh seven or one

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Speaker 16: eight three four eight one double oh seven.

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Speaker 1: Three five nine two. You want to send me a text?

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00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: Alancoxshow dot com is the best place to show me

612
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: an email. We have the cameras back up and run it.

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00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: They are running all right. Our YouTube channel. You can

614
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Speaker 1: see the live stream there. I got an email last

615
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: night around nine o'clock from Paul. I can't call in,

616
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: but can you hit the post on? I need a

617
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: lover from John Mellencamp. Like half of this song is instrumental. Yeah,

618
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: this was his first song nineteen seventy eight, and literally

619
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: half of I would be you know, reading Shakespeare or something.

620
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: To hit the post on this frigging song. He goes ps,

621
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm high as hell. Yeah, that's probably why he emailed

622
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: me that he couldn't call in at nine o'clock at night.

623
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: I like this song, but it is literally half half

624
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: intro in the front. Did you see Mellencamp smoking on

625
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: the treadmill. I mean it's on brand. I didn't see it.

626
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: He's getting ready for the tour. He's going out. He's like, yeah,

627
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm getting in shape for the tour.

628
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm trying to get in shape for on tour

629
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Speaker 4: next summer. I'm play at two and a half hours,

630
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 4: nothing than it is, so I thought i'd better cut it.

631
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Speaker 1: Get two and a half hours and nothing but hits.

632
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Speaker 1: You care about Mellencamp, not in the least. I My

633
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: wife went to Indiana University, and he was always like

634
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: doing shows because he lived there, so he was always

635
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: doing shows. He would just like walk onto the quad

636
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: and start playing for people and stuff. So she has

637
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of a sauce spot for him. I've

638
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: told the story before. The very first show that I

639
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: saw when it came to Cleveland was Bone Thugs at

640
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: the House of Blues, but the second show was Johnny

641
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: Coog's at Playhouse Square. You're doing a theater show and

642
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: Homeboy is prickly. Oh yeah. Anybody who says anything in

643
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: the audience, like at they yell something out. This guy,

644
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: he don't give a fudge. Uh, He's like, hey, shut up.

645
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean, he would stop the show. And at this point,

646
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: why are you yelling out? Anyway? It's a freaking theater show, right,

647
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: because maybe you're having a good time. I know it

648
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: was just a dick. I just think you should let

649
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: artists perform as they intend. You're not part of the show.

650
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: You've paid to get in, Yes, but that's where your

651
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: that's where your part ends, right Let them. Yeah, I agree,

652
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: he's probably a dick, but I mean he's earned it. Whatever.

653
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: You're going to see the guy because you like what

654
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: he does. Why are you yelling out? Let him perform?

655
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: I could see if he's yell music the way he

656
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: wants to do it.

657
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 9: You can see if you're yelling freebird or something at

658
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 9: the guy. It's something that has nothing to do with him.

659
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 9: But if you're like, yeah, man, I love you at

660
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 9: the end of a song, who cares well? I don't

661
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 9: mean that.

662
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: I mean like, if you're yelling out song titles. Oh,

663
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: you don't think he's gonna get to Jack and Diane?

664
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: He probably won't. Do you think he forgot? He probably?

665
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: Well this tour, did you hear him another?

666
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: Hold on?

667
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,439
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna do two and a half hours

668
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: or not many hints. Now that that's that.

669
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 9: Now that's good congratulations for you, because before what you

670
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 9: go out and do two and a half hours of

671
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 9: non hits and then play one? Yeah, because uh, I'm

672
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 9: here for me, just like if I was uh oh

673
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 9: it was that other uh Canadian guy Neil Young whatever,

674
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 9: he wants, not any to play hits. I'm gonna do

675
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 9: three hours of songs you've never heard before. Oh cool, great,

676
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 9: thank you, it's fantastic. That's what I paid my money

677
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 9: for theater show or not play the hits? Shut your mouth.

678
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 15: Yeah.

679
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: But in Neil Young's defense, he's got way fewer hits

680
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: than he does regular songs. And me Lliam, well, yeah,

681
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: at least get to it in the encore. Hey Cinnamon girl, pal?

682
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

683
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: What no, old man, do you do? Damage done? Brous Christ? No,

684
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: I always feel a little I don't know when people

685
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: are yelling out at shows like that. I'm like, just

686
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: let the guys, this is not a heavy metal show.

687
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: Any show.

688
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 13: I don't.

689
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: I go to a lot of metal shows, but I mean,

690
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: like any genre, let the artist perform the way they

691
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: want to perform. Why are you yelling out? You're not

692
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: improving the show. If you were creative and talented, you'd

693
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: be up there, not in the seat. So he's a duke. Yeah,

694
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: people are yelling out at a theater show and melankit.

695
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: He just takes himself too serious. Period, you're not. Or

696
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: he just doesn't want to put up with the nonsense.

697
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: He wants to tour and you know it probably makes

698
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: you need some money.

699
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 9: Dude, when you come out wearing mechanic overalls like you've

700
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 9: touched a wrench in the last fifty years.

701
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm an American poet. No you're not. There

702
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 1: was one American poet. His name was Jim Morrison. Nah

703
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: John Mellanchamp, here we go.

704
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 9: You don't no no, no, no, no no, see you

705
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 9: don't go out and tour using That's what's the book

706
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 9: written about. Jim Morrison was titled an American Poet.

707
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: We call it whatever you want I can write a

708
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: book called Americans, John, who's your MELANKI you're poet?

709
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 9: So you wrote up pink houses and you're gonna become

710
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 9: an American poet.

711
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: I always thought that it was a little I think

712
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: part of what has made him so crusty is because

713
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: for a long time he was kind of like Springsteen.

714
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: He was able to be a lefty but really kind

715
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: of have a hand in that blue collar thing too.

716
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: He's really able to walk that line, and I think

717
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: that kind of ended for him. I think Mellencamp he

718
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: just got crusty. I last, and I think the audience

719
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: gave him less and less latitude.

720
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 9: Well, he gets mad when people start like singing along

721
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 9: to your songs, like they're like, oh cool, hey, let

722
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 9: let's sing about chili dogs.

723
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh shut up over there, I'm singing now. Okay really,

724
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: but here's what I think. If you go out and

725
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: say I'm doing it hits only tour, maybe that means

726
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: that he's kind of softened on that front, and he's like,

727
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: we're all gonna have a good time. Even Neil Young

728
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: was like, this tour is not gonna be politics. It's

729
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: like what people know, Neil know what to expect. But

730
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: Neil Young and he's like, man, even Neil Young is like, yeah,

731
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to get shot in the head. Yeah no,

732
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: just dude.

733
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 9: But again, that's where all the problems start in the

734
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 9: first place. Just go play the goddamn hits and leave.

735
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 9: That's what people want, That's why they bought the three

736
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 9: hundred dollars ticket.

737
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: Mellencamp is doing Blossom on July the twenty first. It

738
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 1: is the Dancing Words Tour, two and a half hours

739
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: of hits, celebrating decades of John Hoosier Mellencamp hits.

740
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 9: God, this is the part of the show where I

741
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 9: normally would tell you to shut up for segig, but

742
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 9: please feel free to sing a log.

743
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: Here's big houses. John Mellencamp was heckled March twenty twenty

744
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: four in Toledo, Hey oh, way to go, oh hi

745
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: oh by fans yelling for him to quote play some

746
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: music while he was telling a story about his late grandmother,

747
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 1: and then he yelled at the crowd. Yeah, he gets

748
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: mad all the time. But if you're telling a story,

749
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: do you know what a musician is? So you are

750
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: telling stories to music, that's one for the guy. If

751
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, but this is why people think he's

752
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: a dick, always telling stories and a guy goes play

753
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: some music, like okay, I understand that that's what your

754
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: lizard brain wants him to do. How long was the story?

755
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: Get up?

756
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 9: Who cares if he's doing a ten minute? Hey, my

757
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 9: grandmother would sit and knit. Who cares?

758
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 2: Shut up?

759
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: Those are those are important stories to me. I need

760
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: a lover.

761
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 2: I need a lover.

762
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: A bunch of asshole, that's right. I don't know that

763
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: I can play that exchange for it because it's probably

764
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: full of expletives, but it led to some angry exchanges,

765
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: threats to end to the show. I think people might

766
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: remember this. He was like, oh, it finished this right now.

767
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: He has a history of intolerance for audience interruptions. Here's

768
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: the only problem I see with that, though, is once

769
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 1: you get known for the that you're gonna have Dix

770
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: coming out and doing that just to get around yeah

771
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: doing that, rather than like, okay, that's you know. I'll

772
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: tell you what, Rob, You didn't see that level of

773
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: disrespect for the audience at the Insane Clown Posse show

774
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 1: that I was at at the Agora. Sure you walked

775
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: out sticky. It's a lot of fayo. You're happy. So,

776
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe a meloncamp should start to wearing

777
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: face paint or something.

778
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 6: I don't know.

779
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 9: He needs to not be a grumposaurus. Just go out

780
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 9: there and play the songs.

781
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: He's seventy four.

782
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 9: Put in your ear monitors so you can't hear the crowd.

783
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 9: Just play the songs. And when you're done with pink Houses,

784
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 9: play Jack and Diane. And when you're done with that,

785
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 9: play I need a lover, and don't say anything in between,

786
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 9: and play five hours of hits done.

787
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 2: What is the.

788
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: I understand. Listen. I'm as progressive as they come, but

789
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: even I get a little like, all right, if I'm

790
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: going to see a band and they're doing like a

791
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 1: lot of politics, yeah, you know, left or right. Usually

792
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: you're not gonna go see a band and they're going

793
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: to be like right wing politics. It's usually liberal stuff. Right,

794
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: history has a liberal bias. However, even I'm like, all right,

795
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: play the songs, you know, if it's in between every song,

796
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: But if the guy stops down to tell a story,

797
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: that's what artists are their story. Musicians are telling stories

798
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: to music. It's like I've heard Jack and Diane a

799
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: million times. I've never heard the story about his grandmother.

800
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: So I'm a fan of John Mellencamp. And obviously I'm

801
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: just using him as an example because Paul emailed me

802
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: high and said, hey, can you hit the post and

803
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: I need a lover, which is a really really it's

804
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: a three minute post. But yeah, that was probably the

805
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: second show we ever saw in Cleveland's like twenty ten.

806
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: It was Mellencamp at Playhouse Square, and I think it

807
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: might be the only time I've seen him. But I

808
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: don't like people at those yelling out at those shows.

809
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't care for it. That's just me. I don't

810
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: care for it, you know. Granted I am as an

811
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: audience member. I am passive because I paid my money

812
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: to see this person perform, and I think they should

813
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: perform however they see fit. And then I walk away

814
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: after the show and go that was great or that sucked,

815
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: or I'm not going to go see them again, or

816
00:42:52,680 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: it was awesome or somewhere in the middle. So, uh,

817
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, he's not Morrissey, right, guy

818
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: goes out, He's got crusty old git, you know, does

819
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: one song and splits, it's not far off. Then, I think,

820
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: if you're up there, why would any Why are you

821
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: heckling the musician? Why are you saying anything? Just why

822
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: does he have to walk off the stage? Why don't

823
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: you leave the venue? If you're displeased, leave you don't

824
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: like the show, walk out. You don't have to express

825
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: your displeasure. Leave poo, he's forcing you to go to

826
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, but at three dollars tickets so much,

827
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: they're not that much, dude, No way, melon. If you

828
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: are charging three hundred dollars.

829
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 9: If you have a seat close enough that John Mellencamp

830
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 9: can hear what's coming out of your mouth, you paid

831
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 9: three hundred dollars.

832
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: For what they're yelling. And this is this was in

833
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: a theater show. If he's at Blossom, when somebody's on

834
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: the lawn, he's not going to hear him. But at

835
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: Playhouse Square, they're up in the mezzanine. Yeah, there, you're

836
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: not that far from the guy on stage. There's no

837
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: way you're gonna hear him from the mezzanine.

838
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 6: I heard him.

839
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 1: I mean I heard the guy. I wasn't that te Leadershaw,

840
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about the playoff Square show here a

841
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: long time ago. Okay, what is a ticket gonna cost? Right, Blossom,

842
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: He's doing Cincinnati, He's doing Detroit, doing Chicago. Tickets for

843
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: John Hoo's your Mellencamp he's gonna play. Okay, you're gonna

844
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: there's the Ultimate Scarecrow VIP pack. God, that's what I need.

845
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: You get one premium ticket in the first three rows

846
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: a smoked cigarette, but you get the lounge access custom

847
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: display showcasing his iconic career. There ain't no meet and

848
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 1: great boy iconic career. Well, that's true.

849
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 17: You might not.

850
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: He might not be your favorite artist. He has had

851
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: an iconic career.

852
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 5: Is he yes?

853
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: Okay? After he did the video with the Little Person?

854
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: What has he done since? He he did Dance Naked

855
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: with Michelle and Deguie Ocello or Wild Night, then Dan

856
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: Morrison cover remember anybody heard you remember Michelle and degae Ocello. No, oh,

857
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: come on right?

858
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 9: He did that song Walk Tall where they did the

859
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 9: video with the Little Person and made a big splash

860
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 9: and people were all excited about that.

861
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: It was a half a hit. I like Jennie or

862
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: I thought Junior was a good He's lived off of

863
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: little pink houses and all that crap for the last

864
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: forty years. That's why he's an icon. The song's indoor.

865
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: That's what makes you an icon. Yes, okay, all right,

866
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: So well, lawn ticket is sixty eight bucks. You want

867
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: to get in the pavilion, it's gonna run you, Okay.

868
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: If you want to be in the middle section there

869
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: by the stage where he can hear you's gonna run you.

870
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: Four hundred dollars will kill all right. So if I

871
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: spend my four hundred bucks, I can say what I want.

872
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: You can be in the front row for twelve hundred dollars,

873
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: all right, Right, but that's ticketmaster. I don't know what

874
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: they're doing.

875
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 9: And for twelve hundred dollars, if I tell Mellencamp to

876
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 9: shut up and play another song, you should take it.

877
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: No, but here's what I'm saying. That's the mindset. I

878
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: don't like people go I paid this amount of money,

879
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: which means I can do whatever I want. No, you

880
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: bought a ticket under the auspices of you abide by

881
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: what the vibe of the show is. I agree with you.

882
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: I'm you didn't do it. It's not a get Your

883
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 1: ticket is not like a I can do anything now

884
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: because I what I got to shut up if I

885
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: only paid four hundred dollars, but at twelve hundred, I

886
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: can take my pants off and piss on the stage.

887
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, man, you've.

888
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 9: Said anything about taking out your wiener. I'm just saying,

889
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 9: play a song. Eh, there's worse things.

890
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 3: I know.

891
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this. I agree with you, by the daybody,

892
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: All these people respectful, all these people who complain about

893
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,479
Speaker 1: young people who are so entitled, go to a show

894
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: with boomers where they spend four hundred dollars on tickets.

895
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: You want to talk about entitled, Well, I spent this

896
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: amount of money. I can whatever.

897
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 3: You can.

898
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: What you can attend to the show. That's what gets

899
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 1: you in. I didn't tell you spend four hundred dollars

900
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: get a long ticket for sixty eight. I don't like

901
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: the way people conduct themselves as shows. Rob You and

902
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: I went to pan Tara a Mona Marth right, Yeah,

903
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: we were in the pavilion. We were like ten rows back. Now,

904
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: if anybody's gonna get rowdy, it's gonna be a Pantera show.

905
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: We were there, we were having a good time, drinking

906
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: with some listeners having fun. Right, nobody took their pants off,

907
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: much to my chagrin. But you know, if you're going

908
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: to see John Mellencamp, why are you yelling at don't

909
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: get it.

910
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 9: I just think you move on. You're a pro man,

911
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 9: if you're an if you have the title of icon,

912
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 9: you move on. You're a pro act like you've been

913
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 9: there before, and don't respond to a drunk. Don't make

914
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 9: security kick drunks out for singing Pink Houses and Jack

915
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 9: and Diane Well.

916
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: I also don't agree to your point about being a

917
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: pro I also don't agree about kicking people out. Although

918
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: that's on the back of the ticket. I mean, that's it,

919
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: that's in print. That's not the artist. That's in print.

920
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: They can come up to you and get the hell

921
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: out of here. I that enough of these loud fans

922
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: do me a vangered Please kick them one. He's not

923
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 1: doing an American Cancer Society adds He's not far off John.

924
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: He's smoking on the treadmill. He's like Danny Bonaducci back

925
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: in the day. That's how I work out. You smoke

926
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: on the treadmill. Yeah, Allen. The song about his grandmother

927
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: led into a song he wrote for her. And see

928
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: this is the extra thing. At the time they found

929
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: out that the reason and people Johnny big Balls to

930
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: get a full head of steam and they can't shut up.

931
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: The reason that the guy yelled out play some music

932
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: is because he thought Mellencamp was because he's a lefty,

933
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: was launching into some like pro Joe Biden.

934
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 6: Thing.

935
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: Turned out he was talking about his grandmother. But if

936
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: you had just sat there and shut up, you would

937
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: have figured that out. But what kind of assuming what

938
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 1: the guy was going to talk about, because you can't

939
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: handle Joe Biden.

940
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 9: See I'd like to hear what he actually said, though,

941
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 9: because I guarantee you if someone responded to it, he

942
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 9: ran parallels to something, you know, some kind of snarky

943
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 9: nonsense that got somebody fired up in the first place.

944
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: That's where that's where all this starts.

945
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 9: It all starts, well, you know dom sorry, differences in

946
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 9: the world today like that, Like it starts with that

947
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 9: sort of thing. Somebody hears one little thing and now

948
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 9: they're sideway. Hey, play a song, we don't care and

949
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 9: this guy's kicking people out Alan it's rock and roll,

950
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 9: not the damn opera. I mean other people yelling at

951
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 9: the people at Severn's Hall play.

952
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: Paganini, where's the sad clown. It's also pretty hard to

953
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: call that rock and roll, you know, John Mellencamp, Yeah,

954
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: I mean.

955
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: Not really.

956
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

957
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: But also, but this is what I'm saying. I mean,

958
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: I think irrespective of genre, Jean respect the artist. Yes,

959
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: you you are not up there. Okay, if you were talented,

960
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: if you had taken some chances in life creatively, you

961
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: might be up there.

962
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 7: You are not.

963
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: You're paying for parking and sitting in the seat. So

964
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: sit in the seat, watch the show. I'm not saying

965
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: your hands gotta be folded on your lap, but you

966
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: have to yell out play some music. You don't think

967
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: the guy's gonna play some music. No, But again, it

968
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: was a John Mellencamp storyteller's tour. He's sitting up there

969
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: on a stool. That's what he did when he did

970
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: the American Poet thing. Yeah, but you knew that. It's

971
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: like people that went to twenty three minutes of story

972
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: three minutes a song. It's like people who went to

973
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: go see that Springsteen thing on Broadway where he just

974
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: told stories. They weren't like play some music because they

975
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 1: know it's not a concert. I mean that was on Broadway.

976
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: Different Rob. I'm sorry, but Cleveland has the second largest

977
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: theater district in the United States. Thank you very much.

978
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: Playhouse Square Rob is our Great White Way, literally and figuratively,

979
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: and it's right here in Cleveland, Ohio. Thank you, everybody.

980
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 2: Body, Allen Cork Show on one.

981
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 8: Remember our devices are always listening to us.

982
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: We are.

983
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 1: So if you start to see ads for squeezy salads

984
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: and wei your milk, you know who to blame. Clellens

985
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: Gosh Show WMMS two one sixty five seven eight one

986
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: double oh seven if you want to ruin us live

987
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: or eight hundred and three four eight one double oh

988
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: seven three five two, so you a text to do

989
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: it there. And I saw Jackson Brown in Akron a

990
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: few years ago, and it was the rudest audience I'd

991
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: ever been a part of. People called out songs constantly,

992
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 1: to the point where Jackson Brown seemed flustered in between songs.

993
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 1: People were up and down the whole time getting drinks.

994
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: And the venue can kind of throw you off too,

995
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's a difference between if

996
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: you're doing like one of those big shed shows, there's

997
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: gonna be people walking around, but like a smaller, more

998
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 1: intimate venue, you know you're really gonna hear him. People

999
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: are up and moving around.

1000
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 9: Jackson Brown was thrown off by people yelling out songs

1001
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 9: because he only has two.

1002
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: He has Stay, and he has Lawyers in Love. He's

1003
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: got a bunch of songs. Jackson Brown, you Stay, Yeah,

1004
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: the load out, but I mean lawyers in love with

1005
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: That's another guy who's had weird plastic surgery done. By

1006
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: the way, Jackson Brown, Yeah, running unempty, that's the other

1007
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: doctor my eyes. He co wrote Take It Easy for

1008
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: the Eagles. He was part of that southern California thing, right.

1009
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: He has a song I think I think it's his

1010
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: song called rock Me on the Water. I've talked about

1011
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: this book before. I read it a couple of years ago.

1012
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: It's called rock Me on the Water. It's about how

1013
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four in California changed politics and music and

1014
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: all these other things. It's a fantastic book. But I'm

1015
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: a huge Warren Zevon fan, and so Jackson Brown was

1016
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: very much kind of in that circle, and they were

1017
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: running with the Eagles and Linda Ronstadt and all this,

1018
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: you know, all right, so four songs Somebody's Baby. I

1019
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: forgot about that one. Somebody's Been that was in Fast

1020
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: Time as a Ridgemont huh huh yeah stay yeah uh

1021
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: doctor my Eyes, the Pretender. A lot of good songs.

1022
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: And again I'm not a huge fan of his, but

1023
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: I like him when he sold thirty million albums. Rob

1024
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: and you know he's he's a lifelong lefty. I always

1025
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: appreciate those guys that are like old hippies. You know,

1026
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 1: they didn't let the world get them down. Clyde Jackson Brown.

1027
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: I think I go by my middle name too, Ladies Chentlemund,

1028
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: Clyde Brown, Right, Clyde, would you go see Clyde Brown

1029
00:53:51,480 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 1: played Boulevard? What Ladies about? Clyde Brown? Flustered, lad gentleman's

1030
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 1: prown confused anyway, He's in the Rock and Roll Hall

1031
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: of Fame, Rob right there alongside Cynthia Lauper, although he

1032
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: got in twenty years ago. She had weight. Hey Ron, Hello,

1033
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: hey you guys doing what's going on?

1034
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: Ron?

1035
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: How are you?

1036
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 18: Oh?

1037
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 6: I'm still breathing. I have another three quick aliases for

1038
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 6: you that you may not have heard. And a quick joke,

1039
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 6: but first I have to stick for the record. I

1040
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 6: despise me a young the way Rob hates Jimmy Buffett.

1041
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 6: I don't know who gave him a record deal, but

1042
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 6: they need to be kicked in the ball because it

1043
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 6: sounds like a goose caught and a fan belt.

1044
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: I mean it was very much of the time, right,

1045
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all timing with artists. It's when you're

1046
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: around and when you're you know, Crosby Stills a nash.

1047
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: I mean if Neil Young had popped up for the

1048
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: first time in nineteen eighty five, nobody would know who

1049
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: he was. True, Okay, go ahead, Ron.

1050
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,479
Speaker 6: Yes quick alias uh. For our Middle Eastern friends, there's

1051
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 6: aziit majors.

1052
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: Gotcha. Today is the first day of Ramadan, so your

1053
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: timing could not be better.

1054
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 6: Ron Impact.

1055
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: We're calling it Ron Madon from here on out Rock. Yeah, yep,

1056
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 1: I like it.

1057
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 6: And the second for Rob how about Rob mccuchie.

1058
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: Okay, is here punny names? Rob, Rob mccouche, I don't

1059
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: hate it?

1060
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 6: Yes, and how the sin clear my ass? What you

1061
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 6: know what?

1062
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 1: We'll go past it. He's right, okay, went for Finn

1063
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: got it?

1064
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 19: Got it?

1065
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1066
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,399
Speaker 6: Ron, Yes, no problem, guys, all.

1067
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: Right, take care. There's Ron. He's our bureau chief in Corning,

1068
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: New York.

1069
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 13: Rob.

1070
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 1: I have to imagine that they're making all kinds of flatware.

1071
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: I wonder if that was the the Illyria ker my

1072
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: Ass family, because they think that what was was Finn

1073
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: from that family. Is that Finn ker my ass? Is

1074
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: that what he said?

1075
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1076
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't tell it. He said. It's not like

1077
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 1: he was calling me underwater. I could be like making.

1078
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: I was thinking the only the only Northeast Ohio, a

1079
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: very prominent wealthy family, the kurmamily. Yeah, I believe it's

1080
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: Greek kerm my ass thing, Finn kermiass. Well, it is

1081
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: National Thumb Appreciation Day. Perfect timing, and even though the

1082
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: thumb is not a finger, Rob, it is nevertheless used

1083
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: very prominent. Listen, the opposable thumb just someone's last name,

1084
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: very very prominent in homo sapien sexual activity. Rob, Where

1085
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: would we be? You know, in a world without the thumb,

1086
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: there be no O T P H J right there, Well,

1087
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: there would be those you don't need a thumb for

1088
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,439
Speaker 1: the musham, but the good ones you need the thumb.

1089
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: You don't want to mash it. It's the I T

1090
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: P H J where the thumb comes in handy. What

1091
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 1: was her name, Bobert, Lauren Bobert. Yes, she is like that.

1092
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 9: That was not man.

1093
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: You didn't need thumbs for that one. That was hitting

1094
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: it with a phone. She was playing whack a mole

1095
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: And that dude's slacks and he has Sanza belts. Yeah,

1096
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: docker dancing. Yeah, Oh all right, let's straighten up. You

1097
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: want to talk to Josh and Saint Louis all right,

1098
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: Hi Josh?

1099
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 5: First off, whack a mole in his slack?

1100
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 2: That one all right?

1101
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 5: Feel Secondly, I don't normally call him get compliments, but

1102
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 5: I will today because the other day Stevie and I

1103
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 5: were driving in the truck and you and Rob were

1104
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 5: cracking ourself and we were laughing, and Stevie's like, I

1105
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 5: gotta say, this is my favorite iteration of the show.

1106
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 5: She's like, I think Rob and Alan are so good together,

1107
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, I agree, that's probably more

1108
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 5: than any other time.

1109
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, different strokes for different I got a message this

1110
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: morning from somebody who hates the show. Now, so it's

1111
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: it's the balance that really makes this crazy human experience

1112
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: just so worthwhile. Josh, that's my.

1113
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 5: Favorite Moody Blues song. Yes, so anyway, so the reason

1114
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 5: I really called was to wholeheartedly agree with Rob. First off,

1115
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 5: Rob has great taste in football team and he hates

1116
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 5: he hates the buffet, and I can't stand Jimmy Buffe either.

1117
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: I don't even see me from friends Jimmy Bouffet. I see.

1118
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: But but you see, Rob, how people come together more

1119
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: on things they don't like. Yes, right, that is your

1120
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: one line explanation of where we are right now as

1121
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: a country. Is the the the commonalities of things people

1122
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: don't like really bonds them together more than things that

1123
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: they do like shared interests, and that's so strange to me.

1124
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 9: He started with, I have a great taste in a

1125
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 9: football team, so that's something he likes thee so that's

1126
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 9: a good thing.

1127
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: No, he started with, I don't normally compliment you guys, right.

1128
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: He wanted to let us know normally I prefer to

1129
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,959
Speaker 1: take a dump on what's happening over there. But that's fine,

1130
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: that's how they do in the lou Josh, No, no,

1131
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: I I had a couple of.

1132
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 5: Phone calls were you and I a combatintive, and I

1133
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 5: didn't like I didn't like that. I'd rather laugh and agree.

1134
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,439
Speaker 1: Of course, or at least not even We don't even

1135
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: have we don't even have to agree, but we can

1136
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: we can laugh. John, Yeah's ability right, Well, yes, that's correct.

1137
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 5: The other point I wanted to make was that when

1138
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 5: Rob said, you know, he's like, Hey, when I pay

1139
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 5: a bunch of money to go to a show, I

1140
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 5: don't want to hear a whole lot of speech. I

1141
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 5: want to hear a lot of music. And I have

1142
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 5: such a long list of bands that I won't go

1143
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 5: see anymore because every time I see him, they talk

1144
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 5: too much. Pearl Jam's one of them.

1145
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: Right, But but Josh, what I'm saying is that's talks

1146
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: too much. I'm saying, that's fine. You are pointing you

1147
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: know that. You know what I'm saying, like you're pointing

1148
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: your dollar. I love the band Rise Against. They're a

1149
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: hometown Chicago band. I love them, but god damn do

1150
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: they talk a lot. And so it's like it kind

1151
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: of you know, I would like them to play more songs.

1152
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: But Tim has got a lot of things he wants

1153
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: to say. But I also but all I'm saying is

1154
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: you know that, and so you will withhold your ticket

1155
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: dollar the next time. Right, That's what these people have

1156
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: to contend with. But I just think that in general,

1157
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: he pays your money and it takes your chances.

1158
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I for a long time I wouldn't

1159
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 5: go see Smashing Companes because when I was like fifteen,

1160
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 5: Billy Corgan went ballistic on the crowd for songs off

1161
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 5: off like sign dream Yeah, And I was like, what

1162
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 5: I came here to see, yes, Simese dream ye, not

1163
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,919
Speaker 5: these songs that nobody's heard of. So I gotta say,

1164
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 5: the more I listen, the more I agree with wrong I.

1165
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: William phase well. But also I guess my thought is

1166
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: always at some point every band that you love, the

1167
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: music they were playing you had never heard before, right,

1168
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: I mean Smashing Pumpkins, that's another hometown band. So when

1169
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: they were playing tiny little clubs before grunge blew up,

1170
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: we didn't know any Smashing Pumpkins songs and so they

1171
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: were all new. But we were like, well, people say

1172
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: these guys are good, and turned out that they were,

1173
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: and but uh, yeah, I don't know. But listen, people

1174
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: should point their concert dollar wherever they see fit.

1175
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 5: Jos again, because when I saw them line the last time,

1176
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 5: they spent so much time acting like fifth graders on

1177
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,959
Speaker 5: and I was like, I can't believe, Yeah, I can't

1178
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 5: believe there's a main events in that.

1179
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: Not only that, but my two problems, thank you, Josh,

1180
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: my two problems there.

1181
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 2: Rob.

1182
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: I saw Blink one eighty two. The energy they expend

1183
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: pretending that Travis Barker is awesome, Oh my god, it's

1184
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: just exhausting, even from the crowd. And also the one

1185
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: time I saw them, only one hundred and seventy eight blinks.

1186
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't care for it. I paid for this.

1187
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: You were for short whatever that math is. I'll take

1188
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: your word for it for short. Yeah, all right, how

1189
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: dare you short? My blinks? Allan? Uh, I get sort of.

1190
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 1: Let Rob disc John Mellencamp, but leave my Jackson Brown alone.

1191
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. Yeah, that's what I tell people who

1192
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: bum rush the bathroom and flush before I'm good and ready, Rob, say,

1193
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 1: leave my Jackson Brown alone.

1194
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 2: Uh.

1195
01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, Alan, it's Liz. This is a text I

1196
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you. You guys betrayed me when you

1197
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: were talking about chip dip I ate some old dip

1198
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: my fridge and I got the worst food poisoning I've

1199
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: ever had, and I crapped my pants in Target. So thanks, guys, Listen,

1200
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: I am somebody, I will say, I am somebody who

1201
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: plays fast and loose with expiration dates. There are some

1202
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: people because to me, they are a cell by date, right,

1203
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: not a consume by date. That's just sell buy a

1204
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: cya for the retailer. But some people are like, oh,

1205
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: it's expired, throw it out. I go, let's I have

1206
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: a pretty iron constitution. Again, I'm not effing with chunky milk.

1207
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: But by the same token, it's be like, oh, this

1208
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: dip is like two weeks past its expiry. I go, Well,

1209
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: it didn't work for her, But she said, I don't

1210
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: know what how old old dip is. I mean, if

1211
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: it's from twenty twenty three, Yeah, you forget what's in

1212
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: the back of the fridge. But she crapped her pants

1213
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: in Target. Rob, Fortunately, you're in a store that sells pants.

1214
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: It's gotta be pants half full and underpants underpants. Pant's

1215
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 1: very full. Yeah, overpants, underpants, mid pants.

1216
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:20,919
Speaker 17: Alan.

1217
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,959
Speaker 1: Speaking of weird plastic surgery, what's up with a lady

1218
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: that plays the neighbor on Shrinking. That is the producer's wife,

1219
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: Krista Miller, who has been an actress. She is in

1220
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 1: all of his shows. She's married to Bill Lawrence, so

1221
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: he did Scrubs. From that, he did Cougartown, which I

1222
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: still think to this day is the show people slept on.

1223
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: I love that friggin show, and he does Shrinking, So

1224
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: she's his wife. She's good, she's funny. But back in

1225
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: the day, you know, she played a little role on Seinfeld.

1226
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: She's on the Drew Carey Show. Obviously she was much younger.

1227
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: She's had some plastic surgery. I think she obviously it's

1228
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: very noticeable, but I think she wears it pretty well.

1229
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. I think she's funny and cute

1230
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: and all of it. But yeah, she's had a lot

1231
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: of work done.

1232
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1233
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: I loved her on Scrubs. Scrubs now, I never really

1234
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: got into Scrubs, but I like Cougartown, I like Shrinking.

1235
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: She would when Costanzo was trying to check out the

1236
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: bra he wanted to be a bra salesman. Krista Miller

1237
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: is in that and I didn't watch Drew carry show show,

1238
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 1: but I know she was in that very popular obviously

1239
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: run these parts, Alan, could you ask Rob to keep

1240
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: us abreast of the hockey score. We're playing Sweden right now.

1241
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: Let's see here. Yeah, gotta have it moist Hocky Olympics.

1242
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 10: Mm hmmm, boy, Rob, I love you and you bring

1243
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 10: a lot to the show. Alan, I truly believe that

1244
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 10: you care too much about well people think. That skews

1245
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 10: your opinion, Jessica, I love you boy.

1246
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 1: That guy must be a new listener. Ah has anyone

1247
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: ever accused me of caring what the audience thinks? In

1248
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: my opinions?

1249
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 2: Ever?

1250
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: Never there are people I care about what they think.

1251
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: They are not in this audience, however, I see I

1252
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: need That's one of those comments. I need more context

1253
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: for that. I assume maybe he thinks that maybe he

1254
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 1: doesn't agree with me politically, and he thinks that I'm

1255
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: mentally ill because I'm a progressive or whatever. But I

1256
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 1: could be projecting too, I don't know, but I need

1257
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 1: more than that. I could not care less what people think.

1258
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: There are people, obviously in my life where I value

1259
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 1: their opinion that is not in this audience. However, you

1260
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: can never, ever if I care what the audience of

1261
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: my show thought my career would have been over twenty

1262
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:46,919
Speaker 1: five years ago, because you cannot. No, no, you can't

1263
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: do a show for anybody else. No, you absolutely cannot,

1264
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: because the audience doesn't know what they want. They can't

1265
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 1: they don't know what you're doing. You can't let them

1266
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: steer your show. So maybe you're a new listener, sir,

1267
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, Thank you. They see nothing nothing in

1268
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 1: the period. All right, that's Sweden and the United States. Sports.

1269
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: This is men's this is men's zero point zero. All right, Well,

1270
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, it's funny on the subject of opinions.

1271
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: You know our friend Mark Nolan, he's on the Magic

1272
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show in this room. He and I share this studio,

1273
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: and so he's on here with Jim Pachana in the morning.

1274
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 1: And we mentioned the Springsteen show yesterday. You know Springsteen,

1275
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: his only Ohio show is in Cleveland this summer and

1276
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 1: he's doing Rocket Arena and Magic is giving away tickets.

1277
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: Makes sense, okay, And so all Nolan did was kind

1278
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: of post on social media, Hey we're giving away Springsteen tickets.

1279
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: Hey want to go see Bruce Springsteen. The image for

1280
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen's tour. It's called the Land of Hope and

1281
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 1: Dreams American Tour. Right, He's only doing a handful of

1282
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: dates Cleveland, it's the only one in Ohio. At the

1283
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: bottom it says no Kings. And apparently because of that,

1284
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: he was getting all kinds of people pissing and moaning

1285
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: on social media how dare they give away Bruce Springsteen tickets?

1286
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Jesus Christ, do you want to go

1287
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: see Springsteen or not? This is what happens again when

1288
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: you stick it too far into the ink. But you

1289
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: know what Springsteen is about? I get one is like

1290
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 1: what it's like that? You know, it's that like online

1291
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 1: meme about like Maga guys who just found out about

1292
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: rage against the Machine? Right, that makes me laugh a little.

1293
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: It's wild what utter clowns that Maga crowd has proven

1294
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: themselves to be. They're getting mad when somebody goes, hey,

1295
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 1: we shouldn't have a king, that's what makes them mad.

1296
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: It's so wild. I mean, I know they're desperate to

1297
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: be led, I understand that, but come on, it's so wild.

1298
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm just trying to give away tickets man, right,

1299
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 1: the most mark Nolan, the nicest, most non contentious dude

1300
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: you'll run into. He's like, Hey, we're got to make

1301
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 1: Springsteen tickets and.

1302
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 2: How dare you you son.

1303
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: Up a bit? How dare you for something that Springsteen did? Oh?

1304
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 16: I love it?

1305
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh, he just can't wait. He goes, I know you're

1306
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 1: used to that. He goes, but I don't normally see that.

1307
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 1: I go, oh, yeah, you can't give me up. It

1308
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: turns out the f your feelings crowd is all in

1309
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: their fields for whatever reason. Yeah, I don't know, but

1310
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: it's like, that's what's on the poster, right, it's the

1311
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,719
Speaker 1: what did I say? It's called the Love and Dreams

1312
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: Tour or whatever Land of Hope and Dreams Springsteen and

1313
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: the East Street Band, And at the bottom it says

1314
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 1: no Kings. Yes, something I didn't think was controversial. Apparently

1315
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: it is. But the only Ohio show is going to

1316
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 1: be here in Cleveland May twenty second. That's not even

1317
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 1: that far off.

1318
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 2: Bat.

1319
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 1: We were talking about this yesterday. Usually if there's gonna

1320
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 1: be a big tour like that, they'll be like, hey,

1321
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 1: he's twenty twenty seven, or it's a fall tour or something.

1322
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 1: This is March through May starting Minneapolis, ends in DC.

1323
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: He's playing where the Nats play in DC. That's the

1324
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:06,600
Speaker 1: only non arena show. It's playing the ballpark. I'll go.

1325
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 1: I was looking into Springsteen ticket. They're probably going to

1326
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,599
Speaker 1: be crazy, though, aren't they. I would imagine Springsteen tickets

1327
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: from the jump, I mean the good tickets. Yeah, but

1328
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: they'll get scooped up. That's one of those shows. I mean,

1329
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 1: all the shows now get immediately scooped up by the

1330
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: apps and then they sell them back to you ten

1331
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 1: times the price.

1332
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 9: Springsteen is just going to be off the charts for that,

1333
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,720
Speaker 9: I would imagine. So, yes, that's when you call in

1334
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 9: a favor though, like it's not off and off, but yeah,

1335
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 9: you do. I don't all make a.

1336
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't call in favors because then I owe somebody something.

1337
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: I don't need that.

1338
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 2: What I'll make a call the Alan Cox Show.

1339
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: He'll tell you all the best knock knock jokes. Plus

1340
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,759
Speaker 1: is surprising opinions about Hawaiians two.

1341
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 16: One six seven eight one double oh seven or one

1342
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 16: three four eight one double oh seven.

1343
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:12,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jesse, you have any idea what this band is?

1344
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: Seems like a band that Sushi Roll might do. Or

1345
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: have somewhere in the repertoire. Yep, what's the song called?

1346
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know what it's called. Oh you've heard

1347
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 1: the song though, Yeah, I just don't know who it is.

1348
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,599
Speaker 1: Jen Blossoms is the band them?

1349
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 14: You go?

1350
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: How did that go?

1351
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 20: You?

1352
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: You didn't notice when they were personal, when they were performing,

1353
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 1: that this song was coming out of his mouth?

1354
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:43,720
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1355
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: Now I know. Well we opened for them, Yeah, we

1356
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: opened for them with the Oi. And yet you can't

1357
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: be bothered to open for the pork Tornadoes and see

1358
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 1: the rapids Iowa this weekend, next weekend, good grief, next weekend? Whatever,

1359
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 1: it's ever a bad weekend for a pork tornadoes gig.

1360
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:02,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you played the Illinois State Pharaoh in Springfield?

1361
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1362
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow, opening for the gin Blossoms. I just like

1363
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:10,120
Speaker 1: the meme. Holy crap. New evidence suggests that cops were

1364
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:13,320
Speaker 1: chasing the gin Blossoms around in Hey, jealousy for a

1365
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 1: triple homicide. It's clunky, but I like it. Onion No,

1366
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 1: there's one called The Hard Times. It was very oniony,

1367
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 1: but they get some good stuff off. I always thought

1368
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 1: it was funny too. Hey Jealousy is very much a

1369
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,560
Speaker 1: snapshot of white privilege. Rob Oh, yeah, before it was

1370
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: even a thing. We'll let the cops chase us around, right,

1371
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:33,879
Speaker 1: and we'll get home safely.

1372
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 11: No.

1373
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: I remember when I was prior to managing a Blockbuster video.

1374
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: I was managing a coffee house in Chicago in the

1375
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,519
Speaker 1: early nineties, and these guys hadn't blown up yet. And

1376
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 1: one of my coworkers had come to Chicago to go

1377
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 1: to college, but she was from temp Arizona, which is

1378
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,679
Speaker 1: their hometown, and she knew a couple of the guys,

1379
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,839
Speaker 1: like the guitar player I think had already killed himself.

1380
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: They hadn't blown up yet. Doug Hopkins was the guy

1381
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 1: who was a founding member. He wrote most of the

1382
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: songs and he could not get it together. And when

1383
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 1: these guys were gonna get signed, they said, you either

1384
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: got to get rid of that guy or were not

1385
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,000
Speaker 1: signing you, And so they kicked him out and he

1386
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: drank non stop and I think ended up shooting himself.

1387
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, she was like this band out of Tempee

1388
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 1: called Jim Blossoms, They're ready to blow up. I'm sure enough.

1389
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 1: Six months later they did, but they were probably one

1390
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,400
Speaker 1: of the more accessible post grunge bands, right, and they

1391
01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:31,880
Speaker 1: still go out, they play shows. They're playing Columbus on

1392
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: the eighth of August with Blues Traveler and Spin Doctors. Boy,

1393
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 1: that's a bullseye, right there, isn't it of mid nineties

1394
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:44,639
Speaker 1: post grunge. But listen whether or not they were chasing

1395
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 1: them around for a triple homicide, I will assume that

1396
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: that's just parody and satire. Rob I don't know, but

1397
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: these days you never know, you never do know, just

1398
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, but I was thought Robin Wilson had

1399
01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 1: a real nice voice, and they was just like, you know,

1400
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 1: they were Jim Blossoms are good. I never got around

1401
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: to seeing them, but I just remember at the time

1402
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: that was a big deal that they were like on

1403
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:12,599
Speaker 1: the verge of blowing up and their primary lyricist committed

1404
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 1: suicide and the other guys were left to continue on

1405
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 1: in his stead. Hey, Cavalier's they are back here at

1406
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:26,640
Speaker 1: home tomorrow night after the All Star break. All anybody's

1407
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 1: talking about, by the way, these young guys on the Cavaliers,

1408
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,840
Speaker 1: they're just trying to get some attention of their own,

1409
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:40,519
Speaker 1: and they do. But all anybody talks about is how Lebron.

1410
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 1: Is Lebron going to come back to the Cavs. By

1411
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 1: the way, somebody told me earlier, Lonzo Ball already cut

1412
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:49,599
Speaker 1: by the Yazz. He's not playing for anybody right now.

1413
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: He got traded to the Jazz. But we were talking.

1414
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,639
Speaker 1: Somebody texted me right after. I was like, they already

1415
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 1: cut him. My membership to the Lonzo Ball fan club expired,

1416
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 1: so I wasn't up to date on my Lonzo Ball news.

1417
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: Well that's five hundred dollars a year, and why would

1418
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,880
Speaker 1: you let that expire? I know, Wow, it's a bargain

1419
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:12,680
Speaker 1: at twice the price. I agree. The headline I saw

1420
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,600
Speaker 1: on the Akron Beacon Journal said Cavs coach Kenny Atkinson

1421
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: on integrating James Harden and Evan Mobley, and I read

1422
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,719
Speaker 1: it as investigating. I'm like, oh my god, what happened already?

1423
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 1: That was quick? This guy just got here. The coach

1424
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:34,280
Speaker 1: like coaches investigate the players. Uh so, yeah, they're like,

1425
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 1: is look bad? Go to Cobo to the Cavs. I'm like,

1426
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:40,360
Speaker 1: haven't we seen this movie before? He will he'll come

1427
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,599
Speaker 1: back to retire. Absolutely, he'll play like he'll play a game.

1428
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 1: He'll retire they'll hang his thing in the rafters. Oh

1429
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:46,560
Speaker 1: he'll do.

1430
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,320
Speaker 9: I think Lebron is going to do a farewell tour,

1431
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,560
Speaker 9: and I think he's going to do it in with

1432
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 9: the Cavs.

1433
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 1: Listen, if he's looking to be a guy to really

1434
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,559
Speaker 1: get his name in the record books. Right, this eternal

1435
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 1: argument of Jordan the Lebron, It's always gonna be Jordan

1436
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. However, not to diminish Lebron's accomplishments.

1437
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be better if his farewell tour was him

1438
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:22,679
Speaker 1: playing for every team, going around and playing right Tonight,

1439
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 1: Lebron James and the Denver Nuggets take on the Cavaliers,

1440
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,680
Speaker 1: and then the next night Lebron James and the Sacramento

1441
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 1: Kings play the Denver Nuggets, James's former team, and then

1442
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 1: each subsequent game he just goes around the league and

1443
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 1: everybody gets a shot to play with Lebron. It's never

1444
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:44,840
Speaker 1: been done, to the best of my knowledge. Wouldn't it

1445
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 1: be amazing? Tonight Lebron James and the Charlotte Hornets are

1446
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:53,639
Speaker 1: in town. So even these bottom of the barrel teams,

1447
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: which obviously very season to season, you know, Pistons are

1448
01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:02,080
Speaker 1: forty and thirteen the East. They've sucked for quite a while,

1449
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:07,680
Speaker 1: but they got LQ flickersticks. Their head coach now used

1450
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: to be here, and they're killing it. You know, you

1451
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,599
Speaker 1: get Lebron to do a couple of games with one

1452
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 1: of these bottom feeders and they're feeling pretty good. It's

1453
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: good for the esprie to Corps and there's only thirty teams.

1454
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,839
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. Lebron in the New Orleans

1455
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:26,160
Speaker 1: Pelicans not gonna knight. I know he's not going to

1456
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 1: Why can't he do that? Lebron and the Trailblazers tonight?

1457
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:33,720
Speaker 1: Gooley down? Why you don't have any skin in that game?

1458
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,799
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen. He's gonna come back to Cleveland.

1459
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,559
Speaker 1: He's gonna do his farewell tour, and that's what he's

1460
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: gonna do in the twenty twenty seven campaign. Some dollar

1461
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 1: he won't.

1462
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 9: I'll take that bet all day long. Yes, I think

1463
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,720
Speaker 9: that's exactly what's gonna happen. Yes, I think he will

1464
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 9: resign with the Cavs in the offseason. He will be

1465
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 9: here for the start of the twenties.

1466
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 1: Whatever. Twenty six, twenty seven, season by that for a dollar.

1467
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,200
Speaker 1: So you're saying that this is his last season with

1468
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,480
Speaker 1: the Lakers, and the next season.

1469
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,320
Speaker 9: He will be he comes back wow, and he will

1470
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:08,880
Speaker 9: do a the Jersey Exchange Lebron James NB a farewell

1471
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:16,320
Speaker 9: tour as a Cleveland Cavalier. Yes, I don't even think

1472
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:19,280
Speaker 9: it's first. I think that's I think that's pretty much

1473
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:20,240
Speaker 9: just expected.

1474
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:21,400
Speaker 6: It's not.

1475
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't think it's a hot take. I'm

1476
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 1: surprised you're talking about next season. Yeah, well because now

1477
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 1: it's the trade deadlines. It was long in the tooth,

1478
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,720
Speaker 1: but well the trade deadline's gone. So the only way

1479
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 1: he can do anything if he stays for another year

1480
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 1: is going to be in the off season. So it's

1481
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: either retire.

1482
01:18:40,479 --> 01:18:45,439
Speaker 9: With a negative on the Lakers or retire with a

1483
01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 9: positive and a big giant farewell as a calf.

1484
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,960
Speaker 1: That's what he's gonna do. You think he comes back

1485
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:58,400
Speaker 1: home and they pay him a dollar? No, handsomely? Come on,

1486
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:07,200
Speaker 1: can look man, this is the town where we are

1487
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,680
Speaker 1: now living still really really good. No understood. That's why

1488
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying I was. My only takeaway from your hot

1489
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 1: take was that I didn't think you meant it would

1490
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 1: be that next season would be his final one.

1491
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I think he will if they could,

1492
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 9: especially if they could figure out how to keep James Harden,

1493
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 9: if he's just not a rented gun for this season.

1494
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 9: If they can figure out how to keep him, you

1495
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 9: have Donovan Mitchell, James Harden, and Lebron James.

1496
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: That's another championship team, of course it is. Do you

1497
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:39,680
Speaker 1: think not to be the dead horse? But it is

1498
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:43,679
Speaker 1: the year of the fire horse, according to Jess's sister,

1499
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:50,320
Speaker 1: Who's horse girl, horse girl? Who me Ah, listen, do

1500
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 1: you think there's any open ears to my suggestion that

1501
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 1: he goes around Robin through the league only from Jess,

1502
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:04,840
Speaker 1: Ron James and the Memphis Grizzlies, just the Cavaliers. It's

1503
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: a good idea. It's fun. It's a fun idea because

1504
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: then every city would benefit from having a couple of Lebron.

1505
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 1: And I know there's all kinds of alchemy that goes

1506
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 1: into scheduling and things like that. Screw that, you don't

1507
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,839
Speaker 1: have to worry about any of that. You just rotate

1508
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: him in throughout the teams. But you're gonna get the

1509
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:35,760
Speaker 1: exact same thing when they come to town to play like.

1510
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,760
Speaker 1: That's why they have those goodbye seasons. They will sell

1511
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,120
Speaker 1: out every single game in every single arena that Lebron

1512
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:42,600
Speaker 1: shows up to.

1513
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:42,720
Speaker 2: You.

1514
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what they'll do.

1515
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 9: Tonight Lebron's in Boston to take on the Celtics for

1516
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,759
Speaker 9: the final time. They'll do a jersey exchange with Jason Tatum.

1517
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: Yavit, he's playing on the Celtics. Now, they won't do it.

1518
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:59,679
Speaker 1: They ain't gonna do that, Lebron James, I'm a Toronto

1519
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,599
Speaker 1: ra There's play the magic.

1520
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:02,640
Speaker 6: I like it.

1521
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:06,200
Speaker 1: And then at halftime, Rob switches over to the other

1522
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:10,479
Speaker 1: team within the game. Oh I left that part out.

1523
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. I'm only giving you half the information

1524
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:17,960
Speaker 1: of my amazing idea. At halftime, he comes back and

1525
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:23,839
Speaker 1: plays for the other team. Get him coming and going. Now,

1526
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:24,760
Speaker 1: I wonder if.

1527
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 9: There's any other ideas we could snag from the Savannah

1528
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:28,200
Speaker 9: Bananas to make.

1529
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: This more of a spectacle. It is very confusing, that

1530
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:35,280
Speaker 1: I will grant you. It is very confusing, But that's

1531
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,280
Speaker 1: what makes it exciting.

1532
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:37,720
Speaker 6: You know.

1533
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,559
Speaker 1: What. You don't ever want to use your brain for anything.

1534
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 1: You just want to Okay, No, I prefer to just

1535
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 1: be told where to be, when to be there. And

1536
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: here's the question, Bronnie, come with him. No, I know

1537
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 1: he's carrying his bags. I know he'll be his valet,

1538
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:55,800
Speaker 1: but no, you know no.

1539
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 9: Did you see that clip him the other day though,

1540
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:03,400
Speaker 9: Ronnie interview and he was talking about the team and

1541
01:22:03,479 --> 01:22:05,000
Speaker 9: he's like, yeah, you know, things are good and we

1542
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 9: got this, we got that, we got Lebron And he

1543
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,880
Speaker 9: called him by his name, and you could see like

1544
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,960
Speaker 9: for a second he had like that, am I about

1545
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,320
Speaker 9: to get slapped? Like he had that look in his eyes,

1546
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,720
Speaker 9: like it is my dad about to beat my ass

1547
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 9: for calling him by his first name.

1548
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: It was so funny. It was just like he just

1549
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:22,040
Speaker 1: he kept going. He was purely a pro, but he was.

1550
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,320
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, Like, as a professional, you wouldn't

1551
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:28,479
Speaker 1: say my dad, right, No, but that's probably hard when

1552
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:32,719
Speaker 1: your father is Lebron and you call him dad. Correct.

1553
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:35,759
Speaker 1: Is there any chance Lebron makes his kids call him Lebron?

1554
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:40,759
Speaker 1: Probably not. I think he prefers Bron Broun, Bron, Bron

1555
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:45,639
Speaker 1: Bron Broun. Yeah, dad, guys, please guys, how many times

1556
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 1: we got to go over this? It's all right, it's

1557
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:51,080
Speaker 1: Bronny Senior, dummy? How many times we got to go

1558
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:51,360
Speaker 1: over this?

1559
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:53,720
Speaker 6: There was?

1560
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,880
Speaker 1: And the Lakers don't have the cap space to keep lebron.

1561
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,760
Speaker 1: He has to leave or take a veteran minimum. He

1562
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:01,160
Speaker 1: won't join a new team because it'll tarnish his legacy.

1563
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 1: Calves would be a heavy favorite to land him. Yeah,

1564
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:05,600
Speaker 1: but that sounds like you're just leaving it to the

1565
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,960
Speaker 1: vagaries of the league. What Rob's talking about is him

1566
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,240
Speaker 1: specifically coming back to the Cabaliers.

1567
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 9: Well, two things can be true, and I think that's

1568
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 9: what this is going to be. It's going to be

1569
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:17,800
Speaker 9: a win for the Caves and a win for him.

1570
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:21,320
Speaker 9: He's not going to come play for free, but he'll

1571
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 9: have his he'll have his final season here.

1572
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 1: Do you think that they'll give him they'll pay him

1573
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,639
Speaker 1: more than one hundred dollars for the season. Oh boy,

1574
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I guess that's for people much smarter

1575
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,400
Speaker 1: than me to figure out. That's what I'm saying. I'm

1576
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,840
Speaker 1: no billionaire team owner. Yeah, well, yeah, what do you want?

1577
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm not what's her name? Did you see they're going

1578
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,240
Speaker 1: to sell the Seahawks now?

1579
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:43,720
Speaker 5: No, no, no.

1580
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:46,639
Speaker 1: Paul Allen's sister you know, Paul Allen was the big

1581
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:51,040
Speaker 1: Microsoft guy. He owns the Kraken. Was family owns the Seahawks,

1582
01:23:51,479 --> 01:23:56,519
Speaker 1: and his whole thing was to sell these teams. And

1583
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 1: so now that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, his

1584
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:03,120
Speaker 1: sister is putting the wheels in motion to sell the Seahawks.

1585
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:08,280
Speaker 1: He she already sold the sell the Kraken. They already

1586
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:12,000
Speaker 1: sold the He owns a bunch of teams. But Paul

1587
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 1: Allen died a few years ago, and so his sister

1588
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:19,559
Speaker 1: was in charge. Jody Allen, his sister, was in charge

1589
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:23,920
Speaker 1: of liquidating these teams for the estate. It was a

1590
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,200
Speaker 1: big deal to him that He's like, you know, these

1591
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,200
Speaker 1: teams belong in these cities, and these are not going

1592
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:33,200
Speaker 1: to get like these are not going to be heirlooms

1593
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,800
Speaker 1: that get passed down, you know. And so now that

1594
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 1: the Seahawks, you can get more money for him. Obviously

1595
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,960
Speaker 1: because they won the Super Bowl. They owned the Portland

1596
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,280
Speaker 1: trail Blazers. So she's overseeing the sale of the Trailblazers.

1597
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 1: They already have an agreement in place, and they're expecting

1598
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:53,280
Speaker 1: about eleven billion dollars for the Seahawks. Wow, and the

1599
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,200
Speaker 1: ROI on professional sports teams, by the way, for these

1600
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 1: people who bought them for like five million dollars twenty

1601
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 1: five years ago. Right, yeah, yeah, obviously nobody could have

1602
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 1: ever foreseen this because it's Seattle. They expect that Jeff

1603
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:09,360
Speaker 1: Bezos would come in. He's done a bang up job

1604
01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:12,360
Speaker 1: with the Washington Post, and so they figure, well, he'll

1605
01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:15,120
Speaker 1: just swoop in and just buy the Seahawks. He could

1606
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 1: probably write them a check. Yeah, but they could have

1607
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,679
Speaker 1: He could have done that already, like all these years,

1608
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,680
Speaker 1: they weren't for sale. But everything's for sale. Well you

1609
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:24,240
Speaker 1: want a hostle takeover. But I don't know if that

1610
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:24,800
Speaker 1: happens in.

1611
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:25,519
Speaker 14: No, but you can.

1612
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,280
Speaker 9: But you can go to somebody and say, hey, I

1613
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:29,160
Speaker 9: really want to buy this team. It's the one thing

1614
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,000
Speaker 9: I don't owned as a billionaire. Yeah you know what

1615
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:36,640
Speaker 9: I mean. Yeah, I don't know. I never think or

1616
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:40,240
Speaker 9: I never believe that those guys care enough to want

1617
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,840
Speaker 9: to buy a sports franchise for a high ticket price

1618
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,200
Speaker 9: at when you're that, when you're Elon Musk or when

1619
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,720
Speaker 9: you're Jeff Bezos, Why you don't need it now?

1620
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:52,840
Speaker 1: Eleven billion dollars, they say, would be a set of

1621
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:56,360
Speaker 1: record for sports franchises. When Josh Harris bought the Commanders

1622
01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:58,080
Speaker 1: in DC a couple of years ago, that was six

1623
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 1: billion dollars. So if they somebody buys a Super Bowl team,

1624
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:08,840
Speaker 1: super Bowl winning team. Paul Allen's sister is in charge

1625
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 1: of the state and they are in the process of

1626
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,920
Speaker 1: selling the Seattle Seahawks, I wonder what the value of

1627
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:17,160
Speaker 1: that team would have been prior to them winning the

1628
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:19,599
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, Like, what were what were they worth?

1629
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 2: Like?

1630
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,920
Speaker 1: Obviously the equity went up because they won the Super Bowl,

1631
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,280
Speaker 1: it went way up. According to this report here, they're

1632
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:26,439
Speaker 1: hoping to sell them aroun eleven billion dollars. Before they

1633
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,800
Speaker 1: won the Super Bowl. They were worth four hundred and

1634
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,560
Speaker 1: fifty five thousand dollars.

1635
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:34,040
Speaker 9: So it went so it went up a little man,

1636
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:37,360
Speaker 9: it went up. Wow, yeah, a little We could have

1637
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:40,360
Speaker 9: We could have probably gotten a few guys together.

1638
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,720
Speaker 1: To raise that more. So, what I'm saying, how much

1639
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:45,519
Speaker 1: you got on you walking around money? Yes, I mean

1640
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:55,519
Speaker 1: I'll buy the Kraken Uh okay, uh I've got some

1641
01:26:55,720 --> 01:27:06,800
Speaker 1: sperm news here. The Rise of monster Porn was an

1642
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,679
Speaker 1: article that I was reading in GQ magazine, The Booming

1643
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,720
Speaker 1: Business of Monster Porn. You know, this has been a

1644
01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:16,240
Speaker 1: long time thing in Japanese culture, right, A lot of anime,

1645
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,200
Speaker 1: a lot of hentai things like that, a lot of

1646
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:22,680
Speaker 1: tentacle porn. They're called taratopheliacs. These are people who are

1647
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:30,439
Speaker 1: turned on by pornography with monsters. Well, yeah, sure, it

1648
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,840
Speaker 1: runs the gamut. I mean things that existed for a

1649
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:36,759
Speaker 1: long time in obscure forums. As with so many things

1650
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:39,800
Speaker 1: that existed in obscure forums, are not pretty much mainstream

1651
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:44,200
Speaker 1: as more people kind of you know, people are looking

1652
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:47,679
Speaker 1: for they're trying to fill up, you know, empty air

1653
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 1: with content. And a woman who writes a fan fiction

1654
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:59,840
Speaker 1: about having sex with the crypt keeper Rob from uh right,

1655
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,840
Speaker 1: from Males from the Crypt Tales from the Crypt. But

1656
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:05,799
Speaker 1: also there's the skeleton guy from creep Show, the Stephen

1657
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:12,640
Speaker 1: King thing. And she writes fan fiction. She's an illustrator,

1658
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:19,200
Speaker 1: and she writes a lot of monster porn art. A

1659
01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:24,200
Speaker 1: woman having sex with a giant cockroach, a skeleton licking

1660
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:28,439
Speaker 1: a woman's neck, and a grasshopper going down on another woman. Rob.

1661
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,639
Speaker 1: Now is that a female grasshopper? That's what I want

1662
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:40,160
Speaker 1: to know. Is some girl on girl action? Ah, So

1663
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 1: she draws all kinds of illustrations for people who are

1664
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:52,120
Speaker 1: commissioning monster porn. Interesting, they make stranger things dildos, and

1665
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 1: you know, listen, it's a beautiful thing if people who

1666
01:28:57,080 --> 01:29:00,360
Speaker 1: are you know, we have to put it mildly. You know,

1667
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,560
Speaker 1: people of a conservative stripe who think that sex is

1668
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: filthy and for procreation only and all that ancient crap.

1669
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 1: But if you are open minded, you can get anything.

1670
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:15,240
Speaker 1: And you whatever your particular peccadillo is, there's going to

1671
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:18,040
Speaker 1: be something for you. And so if you are sexually

1672
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:26,160
Speaker 1: attracted to monsters, there's something there for you, and it's

1673
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: booming business. Rob people who do research on this, they

1674
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,320
Speaker 1: say it's much more prevalent than we consider. I guess

1675
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:38,559
Speaker 1: it just comes down. Remember that movie a few years

1676
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 1: ago called The Shape of Water. Okay, this was it

1677
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:44,600
Speaker 1: was Guillermo del Toro. I think it won like Oscars

1678
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:45,040
Speaker 1: or something.

1679
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:45,240
Speaker 6: Right.

1680
01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:46,760
Speaker 1: It was about this woman who falls in love with

1681
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:50,160
Speaker 1: like this fish man or something. Okay, And I don't

1682
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,839
Speaker 1: know that they ever really showed anything, but it was heavily,

1683
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:58,439
Speaker 1: heavily implied that they were bumping uglies in that movie,

1684
01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:03,880
Speaker 1: his being particularly ugly because he was a fish man.

1685
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:07,960
Speaker 1: I mean, go back to France. In the eighteenth century,

1686
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:12,360
Speaker 1: there was something called Beauty and the Beast. What do

1687
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:14,639
Speaker 1: you think that was? It wasn't always a Disney cartoon

1688
01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:17,920
Speaker 1: with a talking clock. It was about a lady banging

1689
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:22,040
Speaker 1: a monster rob What do you think swamp thing is about?

1690
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 1: What do you think the Twilight movies are? You can

1691
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:29,160
Speaker 1: make them all emo, but it's a girl banging a

1692
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:34,960
Speaker 1: were wolf a bunch of beast reality. Yeah, at the

1693
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:37,320
Speaker 1: beginning of the year. By the way, they always do,

1694
01:30:37,479 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 1: like the data dumps for what people searched the most

1695
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:45,120
Speaker 1: on porn hub the year before. Yep, Now we get

1696
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:49,800
Speaker 1: what are the most frequent searches by state? That's what

1697
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:51,720
Speaker 1: I always like to dial into. They did this for

1698
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:56,719
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day? What are the top searches across the United

1699
01:30:56,760 --> 01:31:01,080
Speaker 1: States by state? Is it worth even trying to guess?

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Speaker 1: Or is it so obscure you will never guess? Ohio's

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Speaker 1: number one search on pornhub in Wisconsin. Harry Bush really,

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Speaker 1: who I believe, was a stock car racer in the

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Speaker 1: nineteen fifties there in Milwaukee. He was the forgotten Bush Brother. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pegging in Washington, California. The number one searches girlfriend. In Louisiana,

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01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:34,040
Speaker 1: they like bouncing. Hey, who don't. Maryland is Granny Delawares

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Speaker 1: strap on DC they like sitting on your face. They

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Speaker 1: actually write that. Is that how they referred to it?

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Speaker 1: Sitting in the district of Columbia Yeah, huh yep, and

1710
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Speaker 1: by state by state, but you probably wouldn't guess Ohio's

1711
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Speaker 1: top search. They're on Pornhub. Uh, dildo step bro Golly.

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Speaker 1: I wish Michigan is BBC. Oh so they're they're really

1713
01:32:04,479 --> 01:32:09,880
Speaker 1: into English television. Yeah, my home state of Illinois. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: the number one searches soft core. You nit wits number

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Speaker 1: one search in the state of Ohio is car sex. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know if they mean sex

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Speaker 1: with or in cars. Mmmm. Well, if you like sex

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Speaker 1: I'll blow your skirt up. That westminds me of the

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Speaker 1: dating his car dating. I like how they put that,

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Speaker 1: I'm dating my carpipe. Yeah, I bet you're paying for everything.

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Speaker 1: Cars are notoriously unemployed Rob. West Virginia is dildo by

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Speaker 9: Yes close geographically, I figure maybe my IP address was

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Speaker 9: wrong this saying I was in West Virginia.

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Speaker 1: I lived in the state of Pennsylvania for many years

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Speaker 1: as well. In their top searches, respectful, gross, respectful. The

1729
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Speaker 1: hell is going on around here? The Allen Cox Show.

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Speaker 2: On one hundred point seven.

1731
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Speaker 21: Flowers Wilt loved Ones, past memories fade.

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Speaker 11: But this thing just seems to go on. For The

1733
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Speaker 11: Allen Cox Show on seven w MMS. Boy, we had

1734
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,360
Speaker 11: been getting such nice weather around here recently. I was

1735
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,479
Speaker 11: watching the news last night and I really hadn't been

1736
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 11: paying attention to what's going on out west. I was like,

1737
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Speaker 11: Holy Christ, they had like blizzards and they're like, oh,

1738
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:14,679
Speaker 11: a twenty five semi pile up and ten people dead.

1739
01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:18,120
Speaker 11: And they're like, oh my god, it's supposed to be

1740
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Speaker 11: fifty seven here on Friday, and then it'll be twenty

1741
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:26,679
Speaker 11: five again next week. But this huge storm that looks

1742
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,920
Speaker 11: like it's going to peter out before it gets to Ohio.

1743
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:31,599
Speaker 11: But you're talking like Minnesota and Michigan and North Dakota

1744
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:34,519
Speaker 11: and the mountains out there in California and Oregon.

1745
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:36,120
Speaker 1: And have you seen any of the footage of like

1746
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:40,519
Speaker 1: these like snow swept pile ups on the road. It's

1747
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:44,479
Speaker 1: crazy And obviously all these ski towns they love it, right,

1748
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Speaker 1: they'll take all the snow they can get. Eastern California,

1749
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,880
Speaker 1: up in the Sierra Nevadas they get like five feet

1750
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:57,920
Speaker 1: of snow. But yeah, it's wild. But if you look

1751
01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:01,759
Speaker 1: at the map, it's not really gonna get to Ohio.

1752
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,479
Speaker 1: But I mean they're looking at it'll get to kind

1753
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 1: of the I guess the taint of the mid what's

1754
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,960
Speaker 1: the taint of the Midwest? I don't know. I mean

1755
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,880
Speaker 1: we're the you didn't want the storm kind of like

1756
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:13,240
Speaker 1: that if it didn't get to us, we're kind of

1757
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:20,720
Speaker 1: the tip there, but wild. Hey stripper Scott, Hello, what's

1758
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:21,200
Speaker 1: going on? Man?

1759
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:24,559
Speaker 6: How are you just living it up?

1760
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:26,720
Speaker 1: Yep U.

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Speaker 13: Earlier I thought a few minutes to go about the

1762
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:34,640
Speaker 13: monster porn and the Japanese tentaclesenre or chair, I know

1763
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 13: what it's called. It was shutting up Maybe I don't know,

1764
01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:42,680
Speaker 13: but I didn't know how far back? When did you

1765
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:47,920
Speaker 13: know that the first ironic art with featuring a woman

1766
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:50,880
Speaker 13: and doctor. Post goes back to eighteen fourteen.

1767
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Speaker 1: Next time on Porno Jeopardy.

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Speaker 22: Height.

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Speaker 1: Now, Scott, I'm going to regret asking this. How do

1770
01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:02,240
Speaker 1: you know that.

1771
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:06,519
Speaker 13: I must have years ago like clicked on something with

1772
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:09,120
Speaker 13: Donn a rabbit hole because I was just I believe

1773
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:10,880
Speaker 13: it was that it was like the first, yeah, the

1774
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:15,320
Speaker 13: first instance of that particular genre in this book, Well,

1775
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 13: there was a book of assorted stuff published in eighteen fourteen.

1776
01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:23,040
Speaker 1: Eighteen eighteen fourteen was the first was theoretically or allegedly

1777
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:30,040
Speaker 1: the first recorded uh drawing of tentacle porn.

1778
01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:32,559
Speaker 13: Yeah, if you want to look it up, it's called

1779
01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:36,160
Speaker 13: either like the the Dream of the Fisherman's wife or

1780
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:41,439
Speaker 13: maybe a girl diver. It's so you know, it's the

1781
01:36:41,479 --> 01:36:43,560
Speaker 13: woman that would dive for pearls and something, but it

1782
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:44,360
Speaker 13: doesn't really.

1783
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:48,479
Speaker 1: Say the dream of the fisherman's wife also known as

1784
01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:53,760
Speaker 1: girl diver and OCTOPI I believe it's octopusses, especially in

1785
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:59,559
Speaker 1: this that case. Yeah, okay, well yes I will. Oh,

1786
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:03,720
Speaker 1: there it is. There's an octopus. It's like a it's

1787
01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:07,560
Speaker 1: like a triptych almost. There's an octopus rob having a

1788
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 1: full meal. There sure is one in the south one

1789
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:16,880
Speaker 1: in the north. All right, well, listen, you know they

1790
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,639
Speaker 1: were out there on the island of Nipolm and looking

1791
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:23,360
Speaker 1: for whatever they can pick up and kicks. All right.

1792
01:37:23,479 --> 01:37:25,519
Speaker 1: I like how Scott, just like I don't know, I

1793
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:29,960
Speaker 1: just came across at one time and uh stuck in

1794
01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:30,600
Speaker 1: my brain and.

1795
01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:34,799
Speaker 13: I'm sure I was watching a movie or I googled

1796
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:36,720
Speaker 13: something and then went to this, and I like, well,

1797
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:37,519
Speaker 13: what's that word meaning?

1798
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:38,160
Speaker 1: And what's that word?

1799
01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:41,040
Speaker 13: Because old Japanese and like, oh wait, I know where

1800
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:41,360
Speaker 13: that is.

1801
01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:43,680
Speaker 1: Yes, no idea was that old?

1802
01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:43,840
Speaker 2: Though?

1803
01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:48,200
Speaker 1: I like Anni made porn for five hundred Alex. I like,

1804
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:52,280
Speaker 1: I like the description of this though in Wikipedia, the

1805
01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:56,680
Speaker 1: larger of the two mollusks is uh, you know, performing

1806
01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:59,320
Speaker 1: on her down there, and it says the smaller one

1807
01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:04,559
Speaker 1: as by fondling the woman's mouth and nipple assists. Hey,

1808
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:06,600
Speaker 1: could you give me a hand up there? I got

1809
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:08,320
Speaker 1: all I can handle down here. All right, Listen. I

1810
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:10,120
Speaker 1: know we give stripper Scott a hard time, rob, but

1811
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:14,800
Speaker 1: he is a learned man. He's very very widely read,

1812
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:18,160
Speaker 1: and he's an intelligent guy. Yes, I appreciate that.

1813
01:38:18,439 --> 01:38:20,839
Speaker 13: Now, Yeah, I will tell you to read the captions

1814
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:23,759
Speaker 13: or like what apparently the three are having a discourse

1815
01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:26,480
Speaker 13: in it. It's like the you know, the erotic subtitles

1816
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:31,600
Speaker 13: they are. They're definitely Japanese because they love their on amatopoia.

1817
01:38:32,680 --> 01:38:36,200
Speaker 1: You sure do. My wish comes true, my wish. Here's

1818
01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:40,360
Speaker 1: the text translated from the original Japanese rob Are you ready?

1819
01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:44,320
Speaker 1: The large octa push says, my wish comes true? At last,

1820
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 1: finally I have you in my grasp. Your bobo is

1821
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:52,599
Speaker 1: ripe and full, bobo, superior to all others. Guys, are

1822
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:55,479
Speaker 1: you looking for You might have stumbled onto some brand

1823
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,800
Speaker 1: new sexy talk right here on the Alan Cox Show.

1824
01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:03,080
Speaker 1: Next time you, your lady or your guy are together,

1825
01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:07,479
Speaker 1: tell them how ripe and full their bobo is. See

1826
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:11,120
Speaker 1: what happens? Give that a try. Yes, and the woman says, you,

1827
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:16,000
Speaker 1: hateful octopus. You at the mouth of my womb makes

1828
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:20,040
Speaker 1: me gasp for breath. Your bountiful bobo and no mention

1829
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:24,360
Speaker 1: of a bobo all eight limbs to intertwine. Oh like

1830
01:39:24,439 --> 01:39:29,400
Speaker 1: the Veraruk assault record. Okay, listen, thank you, Scott, I

1831
01:39:29,439 --> 01:39:33,000
Speaker 1: appreciate Tell you what stripper Scott? He comes swinging in

1832
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:38,920
Speaker 1: on the chandelier, Rob with some really interesting information. Let's

1833
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Speaker 1: go to our porn correspondent, Strippers, Scott Scott's.

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Speaker 2: Women Stripperscot Stott.

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Speaker 7: Give him.

1836
01:39:55,320 --> 01:39:57,960
Speaker 1: I wonder how that would block print, Rob of the

1837
01:39:58,080 --> 01:40:01,320
Speaker 1: Dream of the Fisherman's Wife would look on the wall

1838
01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:08,599
Speaker 1: of my dwelling, probably some explaining I'd imagined that look good?

1839
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:09,400
Speaker 1: It look great?

1840
01:40:10,720 --> 01:40:11,040
Speaker 2: Honey?

1841
01:40:11,240 --> 01:40:14,920
Speaker 1: Is there a woodblock print of an octopus going down

1842
01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:19,479
Speaker 1: on a woman in our living room? Well, if you mind's,

1843
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I see a

1844
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:28,000
Speaker 1: sea creature enjoying a ripe bobo. Hello, Hello, did you

1845
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:36,040
Speaker 1: not read what it says right there? The right anyway,

1846
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:41,920
Speaker 1: It's it's very erotic, and it's uh, you know, I'm uh,

1847
01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:46,320
Speaker 1: I'm I have the lines in on my latest tattoo.

1848
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:48,280
Speaker 1: I've got to go in a couple more times to

1849
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:50,360
Speaker 1: do all the color on it. But it's going to

1850
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:54,160
Speaker 1: be a Japanese blackout sleeve here, Rob. And had I known,

1851
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:57,040
Speaker 1: I would have had my guy give me the Dream

1852
01:40:57,120 --> 01:41:01,600
Speaker 1: of the Fisherman's Wife. Do it too late? It is

1853
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:04,879
Speaker 1: too late, it is you can add to it. Uhhh,

1854
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:10,080
Speaker 1: you put a nice bobo on there. Yeah, Hey, Grant,

1855
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:12,600
Speaker 1: it's Alan. Yeah. Can we switch all this over to

1856
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:16,200
Speaker 1: the dream of the fisherman's wife. Listen, the customer is

1857
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:20,240
Speaker 1: always right. That's right. He'd probably uh, he'd probably acquiesced h,

1858
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,960
Speaker 1: but he'd do it. Sure, I'll put a Now, where

1859
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,400
Speaker 1: do you want this? I want to be a huge

1860
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:31,639
Speaker 1: back piece. It's going to be a giant mollusk between

1861
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:34,000
Speaker 1: a woman's legs. I've got one more thing to change

1862
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:36,920
Speaker 1: up too. I saw this thing online where a guy

1863
01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:39,760
Speaker 1: used his belly button to make a cat's anus, and

1864
01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:43,320
Speaker 1: I'd really really like to add that as well. Is

1865
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:45,040
Speaker 1: that something we can do next time I'm in you

1866
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,679
Speaker 1: talk about a ripe and full bobo?

1867
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:48,080
Speaker 2: Wow?

1868
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:54,479
Speaker 1: Well I got an update for you. Alan goal, the

1869
01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:55,640
Speaker 1: United States.

1870
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:05,120
Speaker 9: United's goal the United States nothing late over Sweeten what Wow?

1871
01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:09,719
Speaker 9: Dylan Larkin bests the Sweden goal and goes.

1872
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:10,200
Speaker 2: Up to win.

1873
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:15,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if we can't beat Sweden. Oh,

1874
01:42:16,040 --> 01:42:17,599
Speaker 1: I got two carried away there and I went with win.

1875
01:42:17,880 --> 01:42:20,439
Speaker 1: It's not win yet, God damn it. No, it's fine.

1876
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:24,280
Speaker 1: Second period. We're getting pre excited. I got very excited

1877
01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:27,640
Speaker 1: at Yeah, I know one now one nothing? You know,

1878
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,240
Speaker 1: if we do lose. That Stockholm headline is gonna say

1879
01:42:30,479 --> 01:42:36,920
Speaker 1: how sweeten it is, how sweet it is, Probably not,

1880
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:42,280
Speaker 1: since that's an American idiom, but okay, how sweet it is,

1881
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:46,920
Speaker 1: how sweet we are. That's what they would have to say, right, Yeah,

1882
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:49,800
Speaker 1: Mike and Parma says that thing should be called two

1883
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:54,519
Speaker 1: girls eight suction cups. It's not a terrible image. It

1884
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:57,120
Speaker 1: was kind of cool. Well no, no, it's it is cool,

1885
01:42:57,280 --> 01:43:00,760
Speaker 1: but it's I mean, if you're into that sort of thing, right,

1886
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:01,840
Speaker 1: which I am.

1887
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:02,640
Speaker 13: Uh huh.

1888
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:07,640
Speaker 1: You know how I love my shunga. Yeah, my volumes

1889
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:13,520
Speaker 1: upon volumes of Japanese erotic art. Rob tired of pretending. Seriously,

1890
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:19,120
Speaker 1: thank god, I'm sitting down watch these imperial soldiers get

1891
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:24,880
Speaker 1: it on. You know, I think I've just become more

1892
01:43:24,920 --> 01:43:28,040
Speaker 1: of a history buff rob, And I'm using buff as

1893
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:30,559
Speaker 1: a noun, whereas usually I'll use it as a verb.

1894
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:31,080
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1895
01:43:31,680 --> 01:43:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shunga was enjoyed by men and women of all classes. Well, sure,

1896
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:43,320
Speaker 1: where's the uh there's no class warfare in uh oral

1897
01:43:43,479 --> 01:43:50,320
Speaker 1: sex with octopuses, right right? Anyway, leave it to stripper

1898
01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:55,840
Speaker 1: Scott to send us down that particular rabbit hole. I

1899
01:43:55,960 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 1: may I happen to know something about that. I'm like, yeah,

1900
01:43:58,120 --> 01:44:01,160
Speaker 1: and no kidding? Do you Scott Dave? Are you a

1901
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:05,280
Speaker 1: fan of Shunga? If anybody is is David Lee Roth

1902
01:44:05,520 --> 01:44:08,240
Speaker 1: dude is covered in Japanese tattoos. Oh yea, he's got

1903
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:09,920
Speaker 1: like the full Yakasa jacket or something.

1904
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:10,080
Speaker 12: Right.

1905
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:11,680
Speaker 1: He spent some time over there and he came back

1906
01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:14,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's pretty rad. Good for him. I agree,

1907
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:18,439
Speaker 1: it's good. Look whoa, I can't wait to see it.

1908
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:19,439
Speaker 13: Dave?

1909
01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:24,200
Speaker 1: Did it hurt? I wonder what he said when they

1910
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:31,960
Speaker 1: first started. I found the simple life. That's so simple? No,

1911
01:44:32,920 --> 01:44:34,800
Speaker 1: were that job right, Dave?

1912
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:38,280
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm run are.

1913
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:41,599
Speaker 1: Is that what he said when they first told him?

1914
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:46,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking something very simple, just a sound maybe yeah?

1915
01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:47,720
Speaker 1: Oh they told him?

1916
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:52,840
Speaker 13: Whoa?

1917
01:44:54,080 --> 01:45:00,760
Speaker 1: Yeah it hurts, Yeah, sure it does. Jess Hip to

1918
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:05,400
Speaker 1: the Queen song I'm in love with my Car. I

1919
01:45:05,479 --> 01:45:08,519
Speaker 1: bet she doesn't know it's Queen Freddy didn't sing it.

1920
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:10,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm in love with Because I was talking

1921
01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:14,280
Speaker 1: about car Sex being the big porn hub search in

1922
01:45:14,280 --> 01:45:17,320
Speaker 1: the state of Ohio. I'm in love with my car.

1923
01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:21,800
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Who sang it? Brian may Or?

1924
01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:30,280
Speaker 1: What's his name. It was Roger Taylor, the drummer. This

1925
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:32,559
Speaker 1: is on you not even racist, not the operas?

1926
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:40,920
Speaker 2: All right?

1927
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:43,919
Speaker 1: I like his voice such a key.

1928
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:54,200
Speaker 2: Song?

1929
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:02,559
Speaker 1: How much? How hard do you think Roger Taylor had

1930
01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:05,360
Speaker 1: to convince the guys at this point they're writing songs

1931
01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:08,760
Speaker 1: about love and passion and whatever, and he's like, guys,

1932
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:11,200
Speaker 1: I've got a song about my car. What are you

1933
01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:14,040
Speaker 1: doing with you with my car? Wait a minute, what

1934
01:46:14,080 --> 01:46:25,639
Speaker 1: do you mean my hand on my grease gun? They're like, yeah,

1935
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:29,320
Speaker 1: we're one song short. Uh are you any ideas? Still

1936
01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:32,800
Speaker 1: got that car song hanging around? He had it written

1937
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:35,560
Speaker 1: like five albums ago. And they're like, nah, Roger, you

1938
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:36,800
Speaker 1: still got that car song?

1939
01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:37,519
Speaker 2: I do?

1940
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:40,880
Speaker 1: It's it's real subtle, isn't it. Nope, it's called I'm

1941
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:42,720
Speaker 1: in Love with My Car? To blow the dust off

1942
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:44,760
Speaker 1: of it. We need one more for the album. Yep,

1943
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:46,800
Speaker 1: all right, you know the album's called The Night at

1944
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:51,360
Speaker 1: the Opera? Right, well, what are you gonna do? Like

1945
01:46:51,439 --> 01:46:55,280
Speaker 1: the man said, the A and R man says he

1946
01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:58,599
Speaker 1: don't hear a single future? Future is wide open? Yeah,

1947
01:46:58,720 --> 01:46:59,679
Speaker 1: their sky was the limit?

1948
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:02,559
Speaker 13: Yuh uh.

1949
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:05,080
Speaker 1: Ron from Corning is back, Rob.

1950
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:12,040
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, Hello, Ron I have to admit super Scott

1951
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:14,439
Speaker 6: opened a rather interesting can of worms with this. But

1952
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:15,880
Speaker 6: you guys are getting it all wrong.

1953
01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:16,360
Speaker 1: Good time.

1954
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:22,080
Speaker 6: It's not sexual at all. It's about revenge. The octopus

1955
01:47:22,360 --> 01:47:24,959
Speaker 6: is just wanting to get one over on the fisherman,

1956
01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:26,920
Speaker 6: and that's why he's doing it. He wants to tell

1957
01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:28,879
Speaker 6: the fishermen, Hey, smell my tentacle.

1958
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:39,000
Speaker 1: Rob, listen, I don't know what to tell you. Ron

1959
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:43,560
Speaker 1: checks in from Corning, New York with some regularity. I

1960
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:52,040
Speaker 1: don't know, Thank you, Ron. You might be right. Hey, Mike, Yes,

1961
01:47:52,080 --> 01:47:56,360
Speaker 1: this is Mike. That's why I said, Hi Mike, Hi Ellen,

1962
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:57,400
Speaker 1: how are you doing. What's up? Man?

1963
01:47:58,280 --> 01:47:58,800
Speaker 6: Hey listen.

1964
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:02,439
Speaker 20: I think it was Rob that called somebody a son

1965
01:48:02,479 --> 01:48:02,880
Speaker 20: of a bitch.

1966
01:48:05,040 --> 01:48:07,519
Speaker 1: We all take our shots. I mean, throw a dark

1967
01:48:07,560 --> 01:48:08,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna hit one of us saying that.

1968
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:10,160
Speaker 6: I think.

1969
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:14,040
Speaker 20: One of the funniest interviews I've ever saw was Jack

1970
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:17,200
Speaker 20: Nicholson and he was on I can't remember it was

1971
01:48:17,280 --> 01:48:20,960
Speaker 20: Johnny Carson or David Letterman, and he says, my mom

1972
01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 20: was always always yelling at me, and she would always

1973
01:48:24,479 --> 01:48:27,120
Speaker 20: call me a son of a bitch. And I and

1974
01:48:27,320 --> 01:48:30,600
Speaker 20: Jack Nicholson says, I don't think she really understood the

1975
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:32,080
Speaker 20: irony of that comment.

1976
01:48:33,120 --> 01:48:35,360
Speaker 1: My mother never saw the irony in calling you a

1977
01:48:35,439 --> 01:48:41,440
Speaker 1: son of a bitch, right, I just thought that was hilarious.

1978
01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:43,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1979
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what show that was, but it's I

1980
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:49,280
Speaker 1: can't remember either. It was either Johnny Carson or David.

1981
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:51,400
Speaker 17: Letterman or years and years and years ago.

1982
01:48:51,720 --> 01:48:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, his mother Rob couldn't handle the truth. M h,

1983
01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:02,759
Speaker 1: thank you, Mike, and boy, Mike's he's a tough customer,

1984
01:49:02,800 --> 01:49:08,679
Speaker 1: there isn't he? No, Oh, I've been misinformed, Ay Cameron,

1985
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:12,880
Speaker 1: Hi Ellen, how are you doing? Oh, finest frogs here?

1986
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:13,240
Speaker 1: How are you?

1987
01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:15,400
Speaker 17: I'm doing well.

1988
01:49:15,439 --> 01:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Thanks.

1989
01:49:16,560 --> 01:49:21,360
Speaker 22: Since we are talking about unusual smut, I saw a

1990
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:27,240
Speaker 22: video once of a man who jammed a funnel into

1991
01:49:27,360 --> 01:49:34,360
Speaker 22: his urethra and spread it to quite and unusual width,

1992
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:40,200
Speaker 22: and he put a fun yellowjacket walks inside this funnel,

1993
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,919
Speaker 22: and he let them crawl inside his peepee.

1994
01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:51,560
Speaker 1: He called it a peepee. Yep, ladies and gentlemen, we

1995
01:49:51,720 --> 01:50:04,840
Speaker 1: are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. I just like

1996
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,840
Speaker 1: the Cameron's thought was, well, let's see what he's gonna

1997
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:12,800
Speaker 1: do with the funnel. The funnel is already into the Urethra. Now,

1998
01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:14,760
Speaker 1: let's see what he's gonna do. Any one of us

1999
01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:18,000
Speaker 1: would have bailed when we saw where the funnel was

2000
01:50:18,160 --> 01:50:22,360
Speaker 1: gonna go. I'm already invested now here. Stick around and

2001
01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:25,560
Speaker 1: see what's doing. Here's my real question. Which end of

2002
01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:28,120
Speaker 1: the funnel did he put in his urethra? Well, he said,

2003
01:50:28,200 --> 01:50:33,680
Speaker 1: what word did he use to describe the with aorbent

2004
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:37,280
Speaker 1: exorbitant exorbit? He said pee pee? Rob He did say

2005
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:39,920
Speaker 1: pee pee? Yeah, which the kind of kind of you know, boy,

2006
01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:42,920
Speaker 1: really took out all the shock value, didn't It sucked

2007
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:43,880
Speaker 1: all the air out of the room.

2008
01:50:44,280 --> 01:50:46,760
Speaker 3: What I like to do? Pee pee poop, peep, pee poo,

2009
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:49,120
Speaker 3: poo poo. I like to doo poo, poo poo, pee

2010
01:50:49,160 --> 01:50:51,720
Speaker 3: pee poo, poo, poo, pee pee poo, poo, pee pee

2011
01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:54,400
Speaker 3: pee pee poo poo poo, oh, peepee. What I like

2012
01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:57,120
Speaker 3: to do pee pee poo, pee pee poo, poo poo.

2013
01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:59,519
Speaker 3: I like to doo too, poo, poo, pee pe poo.

2014
01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:07,559
Speaker 1: I saw this video once where this guy Yeah one

2015
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:12,280
Speaker 1: time viewing Yeah, is going over it like the Zapruder film. Oh,

2016
01:51:12,360 --> 01:51:13,840
Speaker 1: there goes a yellow Jack. How do you know it's

2017
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:16,800
Speaker 1: a yellowjacket. Well I can. I'm a bit of an

2018
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:20,360
Speaker 1: amateur entomologist, and I can tell the difference between a

2019
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:25,360
Speaker 1: common variety bumblebee and a wisp ben a yellow jacket.

2020
01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:30,200
Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, hey, thank you Cameron. I appreciate it.

2021
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:33,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, pal. Listen when we have doctor Ryan Bergland

2022
01:51:33,200 --> 01:51:37,920
Speaker 1: in here. We've discussed sounding rods before. Right, you can

2023
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:41,400
Speaker 1: buy them. They're on Amazon for people who, for whatever reason,

2024
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:46,640
Speaker 1: are so numb to every other possible form of stimulus

2025
01:51:47,439 --> 01:51:52,839
Speaker 1: that they need to incrementally stretch out their urethra. Imagine

2026
01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:56,160
Speaker 1: being so bored by every other form of sex. They're like,

2027
01:51:56,360 --> 01:52:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy a set of rods with increasing diameters,

2028
01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:04,960
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to spend weeks and months making

2029
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:07,479
Speaker 1: sure that every time I have to go number one,

2030
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:14,080
Speaker 1: it sounds like somebody pouring out a picture of beers.

2031
01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:18,400
Speaker 1: Radio is WMMS Cleveland.

2032
01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:22,320
Speaker 16: An iHeartRadio stations call the Alan Cox Show.

2033
01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:25,200
Speaker 1: It's for living out radio workplace fantasies. And if I

2034
01:52:25,280 --> 01:52:26,960
Speaker 1: have to explain that to you, it's clear you don't

2035
01:52:26,960 --> 01:52:27,320
Speaker 1: deserve it.

2036
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:31,200
Speaker 16: Two one double oh seven or one eight three four

2037
01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:32,680
Speaker 16: eight one double oh seven.

2038
01:52:35,880 --> 01:52:41,760
Speaker 1: One stooze away to get back home.

2039
01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:56,479
Speaker 19: Once those away to get back home, sleep pretty darn

2040
01:52:57,439 --> 01:52:58,600
Speaker 19: do not cry.

2041
01:53:01,479 --> 01:53:04,160
Speaker 2: And I will see no vine.

2042
01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:07,600
Speaker 1: Have you seen where Golden Slumbers is like blowing up

2043
01:53:07,640 --> 01:53:10,560
Speaker 1: again on streaming for some reason. It's gotta be a

2044
01:53:10,720 --> 01:53:12,720
Speaker 1: TikTok thing or something that or I thought. I'm like,

2045
01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:15,000
Speaker 1: this wasn't in stranger things. I don't think. I always

2046
01:53:15,000 --> 01:53:17,479
Speaker 1: assume it's in some movie or some TV show people

2047
01:53:17,520 --> 01:53:22,040
Speaker 1: are watching. But Golden Slumbers was off Abbey Road and

2048
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:25,320
Speaker 1: it goes into it goes in to carry that way

2049
01:53:25,439 --> 01:53:27,439
Speaker 1: right like it's it kind of starts out like this.

2050
01:53:27,680 --> 01:53:29,519
Speaker 1: Lennon wasn't a part of it. Lennon had had a

2051
01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:34,559
Speaker 1: he had been in a motorcycle accident, so John Lennon

2052
01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:37,960
Speaker 1: was in the hospital. So this was just Ringo and

2053
01:53:38,080 --> 01:53:42,559
Speaker 1: McCartney and George Harrison. But yeah, I was reading a thing.

2054
01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:45,600
Speaker 1: They're like, oh God, Golden Slumbers is like through the

2055
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:54,160
Speaker 1: roof again. Wow, the song's fifty plus years old. It's

2056
01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:59,439
Speaker 1: a top forty hit. Again Are we playing this?

2057
01:53:59,520 --> 01:53:59,640
Speaker 23: Bro?

2058
01:54:00,120 --> 01:54:03,880
Speaker 1: I know we're playing Golden Slumbers, not this week. Only

2059
01:54:04,000 --> 01:54:06,800
Speaker 1: the second time it's ever been charted. First was when

2060
01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:12,479
Speaker 1: it first came out and then now, I guess a

2061
01:54:12,560 --> 01:54:16,760
Speaker 1: good song love Abbey Road September sixty nine is when

2062
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:17,840
Speaker 1: Golden Slumbers came out.

2063
01:54:18,240 --> 01:54:18,400
Speaker 19: Yeah.

2064
01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 1: Nice, And there were only two singles on Abbey Road

2065
01:54:24,960 --> 01:54:27,760
Speaker 1: something and come Together he in the B side for

2066
01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:30,080
Speaker 1: you old enough to remember who that is. That's how

2067
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:32,680
Speaker 1: good the Beatles songs were. Right, they had hits that

2068
01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:39,720
Speaker 1: weren't even like on albums. Yeah right, but the uh yeah,

2069
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:43,720
Speaker 1: Golden Slumbers again, I still don't know all the thing

2070
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:46,160
Speaker 1: I read about it charting again, I was like, it

2071
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:48,800
Speaker 1: still doesn't tell me why that's happening. So maybe there's

2072
01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:51,960
Speaker 1: something going on. You're probably right, probably on TikTok, I

2073
01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:54,680
Speaker 1: would imagine. So it usually is something like that that

2074
01:54:54,800 --> 01:54:58,680
Speaker 1: gets it going. I mean, I ain't mad about.

2075
01:54:58,480 --> 01:54:59,280
Speaker 6: It, right.

2076
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:02,120
Speaker 1: Even Brian is a big Beatles fan.

2077
01:55:02,280 --> 01:55:02,840
Speaker 12: I wan no.

2078
01:55:02,960 --> 01:55:07,720
Speaker 15: Older bird wan the older Yard.

2079
01:55:08,080 --> 01:55:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I don't care for that, but I

2080
01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:17,360
Speaker 1: don't hate that either. Hey Don, hey allan, this is.

2081
01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:19,959
Speaker 7: Don Adams, Agent eighty six.

2082
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:20,880
Speaker 6: Of Get Smart.

2083
01:55:20,920 --> 01:55:23,800
Speaker 1: How are you good? Good?

2084
01:55:24,520 --> 01:55:29,560
Speaker 7: My question is do you believe the Cleveland Cavaliers are homosexuals?

2085
01:55:31,680 --> 01:55:31,880
Speaker 15: Ah?

2086
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:32,280
Speaker 10: No?

2087
01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:35,640
Speaker 1: I mean listen, if there, if there are, I can't

2088
01:55:35,680 --> 01:55:36,520
Speaker 1: say to a man.

2089
01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:36,960
Speaker 10: They're not.

2090
01:55:37,200 --> 01:55:40,160
Speaker 1: But clearly I don't think anyone is. I don't think

2091
01:55:40,200 --> 01:55:43,800
Speaker 1: anyone is out. If that's what you're asking, Well, myself.

2092
01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:44,480
Speaker 5: An agent ninety nine.

2093
01:55:44,480 --> 01:55:47,360
Speaker 7: I want to know why do you call them the Cleveland.

2094
01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:53,120
Speaker 1: Cavaliers because I'm it's just me being cheeky.

2095
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:56,240
Speaker 6: Oh, my friend David wants to speak to me.

2096
01:55:56,440 --> 01:56:02,280
Speaker 7: Hey is done day, Rob, say Halen, I didn't listen

2097
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:05,560
Speaker 7: to you for some time now. You was playing sound

2098
01:56:05,640 --> 01:56:07,720
Speaker 7: bites from Acapella van Halen?

2099
01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:12,040
Speaker 1: What Dave are you early on the phone. Can't be right,

2100
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:19,760
Speaker 1: you cannot man? All right, thank you?

2101
01:56:22,440 --> 01:56:25,400
Speaker 7: From van Halen to women are Children First?

2102
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:27,400
Speaker 1: Women or Children First?

2103
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:27,680
Speaker 19: Rob?

2104
01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:30,320
Speaker 1: Of course one of my favorite van Halen albums, Women

2105
01:56:30,560 --> 01:56:33,520
Speaker 1: or Children First. Yeah, you got to take your pick.

2106
01:56:33,680 --> 01:56:35,040
Speaker 1: That's the beauty of it. Yep.

2107
01:56:35,160 --> 01:56:37,640
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I had.

2108
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:39,480
Speaker 5: A few drinks in a couple of snorts, so I

2109
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:40,680
Speaker 5: probably got that wrong.

2110
01:56:41,080 --> 01:56:49,120
Speaker 23: Yeah, yep.

2111
01:56:50,800 --> 01:56:52,800
Speaker 1: And if I didn't know better, Rob, everything Jesse trying

2112
01:56:52,840 --> 01:56:55,320
Speaker 1: to actively sabotage me. But hey, you think of course

2113
01:56:55,360 --> 01:56:57,040
Speaker 1: I say sabotage like Will Shatt.

2114
01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:58,040
Speaker 12: But uh.

2115
01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm confused. You're confused. No, you were confused when

2116
01:57:04,720 --> 01:57:09,400
Speaker 1: I addressed you by name yesterday. Hey, Jess, who me.

2117
01:57:10,920 --> 01:57:10,960
Speaker 2: Me?

2118
01:57:11,920 --> 01:57:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm confused? Yeah, all right, you don't say I thought

2119
01:57:17,160 --> 01:57:20,000
Speaker 1: we did the least shocking news of the day yesterday, Rob,

2120
01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:22,520
Speaker 1: I guess that would be the least shocking news of today.

2121
01:57:22,640 --> 01:57:26,560
Speaker 1: That the least shocking news.

2122
01:57:26,960 --> 01:57:28,280
Speaker 2: Oh, good day.

2123
01:57:29,120 --> 01:57:31,360
Speaker 1: Right that Jess was confused?

2124
01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:31,760
Speaker 13: Right?

2125
01:57:32,400 --> 01:57:35,280
Speaker 1: When Don called you, he said, what before you put

2126
01:57:35,320 --> 01:57:37,680
Speaker 1: him on hold? I need to speak to Alan. Well

2127
01:57:37,760 --> 01:57:40,000
Speaker 1: that part was true. He didn't need to speak to me.

2128
01:57:40,360 --> 01:57:42,520
Speaker 1: Is that just a little snippet about what? And he goes,

2129
01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:45,280
Speaker 1: I have a question about the calves. And I'm like, okay,

2130
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:47,280
Speaker 1: and in what voice? Did he just talk again? His

2131
01:57:47,320 --> 01:57:50,040
Speaker 1: normal voice? He was his full name, Don Adams And

2132
01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:53,480
Speaker 1: she didn't understand the last part, right, Yeah, this guy's

2133
01:57:53,520 --> 01:57:56,120
Speaker 1: going back. I mean I got some old references, Rob,

2134
01:57:56,200 --> 01:57:59,800
Speaker 1: I ain't digging back into get smart agent eighty nine

2135
01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:02,960
Speaker 1: people haven't talked into their shoe in forty years. So

2136
01:58:03,280 --> 01:58:07,160
Speaker 1: that two people. That's just him. It's probably the guy

2137
01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:11,880
Speaker 1: who calls me a homosexual. No, that's not him, you know.

2138
01:58:12,040 --> 01:58:12,200
Speaker 2: Rob.

2139
01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:15,920
Speaker 1: My daughter starts, my fourth grader starts her ukulele class today.

2140
01:58:16,160 --> 01:58:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh nice? And I was like, oh, I got a

2141
01:58:18,520 --> 01:58:22,640
Speaker 1: song you can practice if you're looking for songs. Well,

2142
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:24,600
Speaker 1: she wouldn't want to sing that song. No, I don't

2143
01:58:24,600 --> 01:58:26,960
Speaker 1: think her. Dad, I don't think that she would. She

2144
01:58:27,120 --> 01:58:37,600
Speaker 1: can play the yukulele, I'll sing it. I don't think

2145
01:58:37,640 --> 01:58:40,080
Speaker 1: she would care for that. No, I don't care for it.

2146
01:58:41,160 --> 01:58:43,240
Speaker 1: That guy had a Brother ad X vibe to him.

2147
01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:46,240
Speaker 1: I think, boy, we haven't heard from now. I am

2148
01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:48,200
Speaker 1: in no way casting a wide net here, but we

2149
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:49,320
Speaker 1: haven't heard from Brother ady X.

2150
01:58:49,520 --> 01:58:49,960
Speaker 11: Man. I know.

2151
01:58:50,080 --> 01:58:52,120
Speaker 1: But that the way that he kind of like went

2152
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:56,280
Speaker 1: into after he tried, because Brother ady X would do

2153
01:58:56,360 --> 01:58:56,760
Speaker 1: David Lee.

2154
01:58:56,760 --> 01:58:58,560
Speaker 9: Roth and he would do any and he started with

2155
01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:02,640
Speaker 9: that Adam's character and then he switched into the David

2156
01:59:02,720 --> 01:59:05,120
Speaker 9: Lee Roth and the singing felt like a brother a

2157
01:59:05,280 --> 01:59:07,760
Speaker 9: d X type of thing had a vibe to him.

2158
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:09,280
Speaker 1: I think it was him. Oh, he was trying to

2159
01:59:09,320 --> 01:59:15,960
Speaker 1: be David Lee Roth. Yeah, Diamond Dave so good. That's

2160
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:18,440
Speaker 1: why she's confused, run because she was, Oh my god,

2161
01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:22,240
Speaker 1: is it David Lee Wroth on the phone. So she

2162
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:23,960
Speaker 1: is confused. Listen.

2163
01:59:24,080 --> 01:59:24,520
Speaker 13: I don't know.

2164
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:27,960
Speaker 1: I might have needed to give him a broader palate,

2165
01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:30,560
Speaker 1: but I just don't have the time I've really got.

2166
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:30,880
Speaker 14: To move on.

2167
01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:33,640
Speaker 1: How much broad her you could have been? You gave

2168
01:59:33,720 --> 01:59:39,040
Speaker 1: him a lot. It is only six weeks from this

2169
01:59:39,240 --> 01:59:42,080
Speaker 1: Friday that you and I will be posted up rob

2170
01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:46,320
Speaker 1: where the Guardians open her over at Progressive Field. Wow,

2171
01:59:46,680 --> 01:59:49,240
Speaker 1: very very exciting. I think we're going to be at Flannery's.

2172
01:59:49,840 --> 01:59:53,200
Speaker 1: Is that correct? That is correct? Anyway, we were talking

2173
01:59:53,240 --> 01:59:55,200
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. You know, they gotta really

2174
01:59:55,320 --> 01:59:59,480
Speaker 1: keep things exciting, uh in Double A Ball and the

2175
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:02,040
Speaker 1: rubber Ducks down there in Akron, which is a good time.

2176
02:00:02,080 --> 02:00:03,280
Speaker 1: You go to a Rubber Ducks game, you have a

2177
02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:07,160
Speaker 1: good time. The Double a affiliate for the Cleveland Guardians,

2178
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,320
Speaker 1: of course, and so throughout the course of this of

2179
02:00:09,440 --> 02:00:15,840
Speaker 1: the season they will do like novelty rebrands in conjunction

2180
02:00:16,040 --> 02:00:19,560
Speaker 1: with a particular theme or a sponsor, you know. And

2181
02:00:19,680 --> 02:00:21,080
Speaker 1: so we were talking about they were going to be

2182
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:24,200
Speaker 1: the Akron chip Dippers. This is what I think got

2183
02:00:24,360 --> 02:00:28,800
Speaker 1: us on the whole dip thing with you, I think,

2184
02:00:30,320 --> 02:00:34,720
Speaker 1: And so they are, you know, they'll have these momentary rebrands.

2185
02:00:35,080 --> 02:00:36,640
Speaker 1: I had to google this because I thought it was

2186
02:00:36,720 --> 02:00:42,880
Speaker 1: someone trolling. It's not though. July twenty fourth and twenty fifth.

2187
02:00:42,920 --> 02:00:47,640
Speaker 1: That weekend, they will rebrand as the Akron cream Stick Donuts.

2188
02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:56,080
Speaker 1: So start writing your jokes now. You probably won't need

2189
02:00:56,360 --> 02:01:00,960
Speaker 1: months to do it. But the you know, creams donuts,

2190
02:01:02,000 --> 02:01:04,040
Speaker 1: they're rob You know, in Illinois, we called them long

2191
02:01:04,200 --> 02:01:06,840
Speaker 1: John's because of course we would put them on our legs.

2192
02:01:07,240 --> 02:01:09,160
Speaker 1: Is that what you call them? We call them long

2193
02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:10,000
Speaker 1: Johns in Illinois?

2194
02:01:10,400 --> 02:01:11,080
Speaker 2: I I don't.

2195
02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:14,640
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I knew. They call them

2196
02:01:14,760 --> 02:01:17,760
Speaker 1: cream stick donuts here I got I've seen them, right.

2197
02:01:17,840 --> 02:01:19,800
Speaker 1: If you're getting donuts, you're like, eh, it's cream sticks.

2198
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:24,840
Speaker 1: We called them long Johns in Illinois. Never heard that

2199
02:01:25,120 --> 02:01:28,880
Speaker 1: all right. In the South, they're called finger donuts. If

2200
02:01:28,920 --> 02:01:32,440
Speaker 1: we're on the West coast, they call them bars. But

2201
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:35,839
Speaker 1: they are crullers. Isn't that what you call them? Long donut?

2202
02:01:36,080 --> 02:01:38,480
Speaker 1: I thought a cruller was something else. I thought. I

2203
02:01:38,560 --> 02:01:42,320
Speaker 1: thought a cruller was more it's like a round. It's

2204
02:01:42,360 --> 02:01:45,000
Speaker 1: like it looks like a traditional donut, but it's made

2205
02:01:45,120 --> 02:01:49,040
Speaker 1: out of like pastry like not. I thought a cruller

2206
02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:53,760
Speaker 1: was like a different thing altogether. Anyway, they are in

2207
02:01:53,840 --> 02:01:58,800
Speaker 1: fact rebranding as the Akron cream Stick Donuts. Wow, and

2208
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:03,960
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate. Well, because all of the signage obviously is

2209
02:02:04,040 --> 02:02:09,080
Speaker 1: going to have you know, brown and white dripping that

2210
02:02:09,160 --> 02:02:14,800
Speaker 1: I assume is meant to instill the image of frosting

2211
02:02:15,000 --> 02:02:21,160
Speaker 1: or whatever. They know what they're doing over there, don't

2212
02:02:21,200 --> 02:02:26,840
Speaker 1: you play koy with us latest entry? And they're only

2213
02:02:26,960 --> 02:02:31,960
Speaker 1: in Akron series, So yeah, the cream stick they're all

2214
02:02:32,040 --> 02:02:34,520
Speaker 1: food related. I guess. I don't know that I really

2215
02:02:35,480 --> 02:02:39,400
Speaker 1: notice that, but okay and Akron they are just known

2216
02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:43,280
Speaker 1: as cream sticks. Now, why they don't have you know,

2217
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:48,080
Speaker 1: the mascot or the logo for that night is a

2218
02:02:48,160 --> 02:02:51,400
Speaker 1: cream stick donut with what looks to be a terribly

2219
02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:55,400
Speaker 1: painful bite taken out of his head, rob oh boy, right,

2220
02:02:56,560 --> 02:03:00,280
Speaker 1: and using a bat there. You think that they would

2221
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:02,680
Speaker 1: have just the mascot instead, would have been a rubber

2222
02:03:02,800 --> 02:03:08,560
Speaker 1: duck using a cream stick donut as a bat. But again,

2223
02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not working in their marketing department. I'm

2224
02:03:11,000 --> 02:03:13,120
Speaker 1: not telling them what to do. I just thought for

2225
02:03:13,200 --> 02:03:16,120
Speaker 1: sure that it was some AI thing that somebody made

2226
02:03:16,200 --> 02:03:18,640
Speaker 1: up and then sent to me, But in fact they

2227
02:03:18,680 --> 02:03:22,240
Speaker 1: are doing that looks like a Twinkie. Yeah, the Akron

2228
02:03:22,520 --> 02:03:26,600
Speaker 1: cream sticks. By the way, somebody DMed me, and they

2229
02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:32,680
Speaker 1: said this mfer finally did it. He DMed me. We

2230
02:03:32,800 --> 02:03:35,280
Speaker 1: played the video that well, we've played the video and

2231
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:38,480
Speaker 1: the audio. The video is just a still. But the

2232
02:03:38,560 --> 02:03:42,040
Speaker 1: guy about twenty years ago who called the Jimmy Dean

2233
02:03:42,160 --> 02:03:45,320
Speaker 1: Sausage customer line it was complaining. People know that we've

2234
02:03:45,360 --> 02:03:49,160
Speaker 1: played it a bunch of times, and he complains about

2235
02:03:49,160 --> 02:03:53,640
Speaker 1: how he can't feed his row tund family with the

2236
02:03:53,720 --> 02:03:57,560
Speaker 1: twelve ounce sausage. And I got a DM and they

2237
02:03:57,600 --> 02:04:00,480
Speaker 1: said he f and one and he sent me a picture.

2238
02:04:00,560 --> 02:04:02,040
Speaker 1: Of course you said you sent me one too, but

2239
02:04:02,080 --> 02:04:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't recall that it was a long time ago. Okay,

2240
02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:07,000
Speaker 1: thank you forget picture from Meyer of the Jimmy Dean

2241
02:04:07,200 --> 02:04:08,440
Speaker 1: sixteen ounce sarcees.

2242
02:04:08,520 --> 02:04:08,600
Speaker 14: Now.

2243
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how long that's been around, but apparently

2244
02:04:12,200 --> 02:04:13,560
Speaker 1: the person who DM me had never seen it.

2245
02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:15,640
Speaker 24: But I can't take and fee a family of five

2246
02:04:16,240 --> 02:04:19,480
Speaker 24: on a little twelve ounce roll of sausage. I don't

2247
02:04:19,560 --> 02:04:21,960
Speaker 24: mind paying any more money for your sixteen ounce roll

2248
02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:24,840
Speaker 24: of sausage, but you don't have it anymore. You've got

2249
02:04:24,920 --> 02:04:27,760
Speaker 24: a twelve ounce roll, and you've got three men that

2250
02:04:27,840 --> 02:04:31,200
Speaker 24: weigh over two hundred pounds. A piece, a woman that's

2251
02:04:31,200 --> 02:04:35,200
Speaker 24: a little plump Scotts girl and a daughter who's thirteen.

2252
02:04:35,360 --> 02:04:37,720
Speaker 24: And you're gonna try to take a twelve ounce roll

2253
02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:40,440
Speaker 24: of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed

2254
02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:43,280
Speaker 24: that it ain't gonna work, And I'm not gonna purchase

2255
02:04:43,320 --> 02:04:45,280
Speaker 24: your product anymore.

2256
02:04:44,960 --> 02:04:48,000
Speaker 1: Or ever again, Rob, I might be coming very late

2257
02:04:48,080 --> 02:04:51,080
Speaker 1: to this. I know you sent me the photo, but

2258
02:04:51,240 --> 02:04:54,120
Speaker 1: they've done it. The fact that they've done it now,

2259
02:04:54,920 --> 02:04:57,960
Speaker 1: for all I know, based on how that guy describes

2260
02:04:58,040 --> 02:05:01,160
Speaker 1: his family's eating habits twenty years, they're all dead. They're

2261
02:05:01,160 --> 02:05:03,760
Speaker 1: all dead. I have to assume they're all dead. He's

2262
02:05:03,840 --> 02:05:07,680
Speaker 1: not from the North, He's not choking down that maple

2263
02:05:07,760 --> 02:05:12,360
Speaker 1: and sage. He's a Texas man, right. He needs his

2264
02:05:12,600 --> 02:05:15,160
Speaker 1: arteries to barely move anything in them.

2265
02:05:15,640 --> 02:05:19,320
Speaker 9: We're having a couple of dozen eggs and a sixty

2266
02:05:19,640 --> 02:05:21,480
Speaker 9: pound of sausage.

2267
02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:26,600
Speaker 1: I've got a portly wife, and but at least you

2268
02:05:26,720 --> 02:05:28,640
Speaker 1: know what you got. You know, if you're sitting around

2269
02:05:28,720 --> 02:05:32,600
Speaker 1: the table, and you know meals are communal, obviously you're

2270
02:05:32,600 --> 02:05:36,480
Speaker 1: sitting around the table with your Rubenesque family and you're

2271
02:05:36,520 --> 02:05:38,800
Speaker 1: looking around. Of course you're going to have that complaint.

2272
02:05:38,920 --> 02:05:43,760
Speaker 1: Every penny counts, you know, when you're feeding all those people?

2273
02:05:44,520 --> 02:05:49,120
Speaker 1: How am I? I'm never a family of ferve and

2274
02:05:49,280 --> 02:05:52,600
Speaker 1: you God damn twelve and says, look at my wife,

2275
02:05:53,680 --> 02:05:56,160
Speaker 1: This big Scotch woman I got sitting over here to

2276
02:05:56,240 --> 02:05:59,920
Speaker 1: my left. She's gonna, she's gonna take down eight in.

2277
02:06:00,000 --> 02:06:03,360
Speaker 1: She's a sausage byers, excuse me, is a sausage by yourself?

2278
02:06:03,480 --> 02:06:05,400
Speaker 1: And what I mean by big Scotch woman. And she

2279
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:09,440
Speaker 1: has a big tumbler scotch every morning with breakfast. And

2280
02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:13,680
Speaker 1: that mapland sage don't pairwell with the log of Uhland.

2281
02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:18,760
Speaker 1: We need sausage flavored sausage, sausage flavored sausage sausages. I'm

2282
02:06:18,800 --> 02:06:25,480
Speaker 1: a Texas man, I ain't from the North. Hey, David, Yes,

2283
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:29,760
Speaker 1: what's up? Uh?

2284
02:06:30,840 --> 02:06:33,040
Speaker 17: The the Golden Slumber song?

2285
02:06:34,080 --> 02:06:36,600
Speaker 6: Yes, it's being played incessantly on.

2286
02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:39,920
Speaker 1: The Olympics, the Olympics.

2287
02:06:41,800 --> 02:06:43,960
Speaker 6: This topa mattress.

2288
02:06:43,560 --> 02:06:48,160
Speaker 1: Commercial on the Olympics. Okay, I wasn't sure what the

2289
02:06:48,680 --> 02:06:52,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what the topicality of this was. Golden

2290
02:06:52,200 --> 02:06:56,240
Speaker 1: Slumbers mattress commercial during the Olympics. All right, it's like

2291
02:06:56,280 --> 02:06:58,560
Speaker 1: a game of clue, all right, thank you, David.

2292
02:06:58,800 --> 02:07:00,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, you're welcome.

2293
02:07:00,920 --> 02:07:01,120
Speaker 5: Rob.

2294
02:07:01,240 --> 02:07:06,200
Speaker 1: What is the update on the USA v Sweden hockey game? Allan,

2295
02:07:06,280 --> 02:07:08,960
Speaker 1: it's still what nothing in the third pread?

2296
02:07:15,360 --> 02:07:15,560
Speaker 16: Yep?

2297
02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:18,600
Speaker 1: All right, Well there you go. I can't have a

2298
02:07:18,720 --> 02:07:22,160
Speaker 1: twelve ound sausage with all these family members. I got

2299
02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:24,760
Speaker 1: around the table, and you might ask yourself, why don't

2300
02:07:24,760 --> 02:07:26,640
Speaker 1: I just buy two? And to that, I say, why

2301
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:28,040
Speaker 1: don't you kiss my ass?

2302
02:07:28,760 --> 02:07:31,680
Speaker 9: I will buy one sixteen ounce sausage, but I will

2303
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:34,280
Speaker 9: not buy two twelve out sausages because that is just

2304
02:07:34,360 --> 02:07:34,760
Speaker 9: too much.

2305
02:07:35,120 --> 02:07:45,040
Speaker 1: Why don't you kiss my fat dimples, prodigious ass? Why

2306
02:07:45,120 --> 02:07:48,680
Speaker 1: don't you do that? I ain't from the North. I'm

2307
02:07:48,720 --> 02:07:52,040
Speaker 1: a Texas man, and you can kiss my giant white ass.

2308
02:07:52,760 --> 02:07:56,520
Speaker 1: How about that for your sixty I got sixteen ounces

2309
02:07:56,560 --> 02:07:58,480
Speaker 1: of cheek right here on either side.

2310
02:07:59,040 --> 02:07:59,320
Speaker 3: Ass.

2311
02:08:00,320 --> 02:08:04,160
Speaker 1: Take care of you. Hey, if you listen to us

2312
02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:07,720
Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app, you know it's free. As much

2313
02:08:07,800 --> 02:08:11,480
Speaker 1: as I have implored the upper management of this company,

2314
02:08:11,520 --> 02:08:13,480
Speaker 1: when I call them and I tell them it's me,

2315
02:08:13,840 --> 02:08:18,280
Speaker 1: and they always say the same thing, Rob who And

2316
02:08:18,400 --> 02:08:21,360
Speaker 1: then I go, guys, you're leaving money on the table.

2317
02:08:21,440 --> 02:08:23,680
Speaker 1: I said, we should be charging for this app and

2318
02:08:23,760 --> 02:08:28,760
Speaker 1: their answer is always the same, Nope, Oh that's not

2319
02:08:28,840 --> 02:08:30,880
Speaker 1: what I always get. They said, is your show on there?

2320
02:08:30,960 --> 02:08:32,880
Speaker 1: And I said yes, and they said, well, then there's

2321
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:35,520
Speaker 1: no way we can charge for it, And then I

2322
02:08:35,640 --> 02:08:40,280
Speaker 1: hang up dejected. But if you listen to us from

2323
02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:43,400
Speaker 1: out of state, tell me where one of our bureau chiefs,

2324
02:08:43,480 --> 02:08:48,960
Speaker 1: Bob is in Lancaster, South Carolina, Colleen listens in Santa Fe,

2325
02:08:49,120 --> 02:08:55,960
Speaker 1: New Mexico. Victoria is in Bothel, Washington, Andrea, I believe,

2326
02:08:56,080 --> 02:09:00,520
Speaker 1: remains the only black girl in Corydon, Indiana. Zebra is

2327
02:09:00,560 --> 02:09:05,720
Speaker 1: in Venice, Florida, and Matt there in d C. And

2328
02:09:05,760 --> 02:09:06,879
Speaker 1: you could leave us messages.

2329
02:09:07,880 --> 02:09:12,360
Speaker 14: You guys mentioned the other day, Alan, when your father died.

2330
02:09:12,200 --> 02:09:15,320
Speaker 1: And you took the photos. Guy's got a chill vibe. Yeah, yeah,

2331
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:19,720
Speaker 1: it's not appropriate.

2332
02:09:21,840 --> 02:09:25,800
Speaker 14: You guys mentioned the other day, Alan, when your father

2333
02:09:25,960 --> 02:09:26,360
Speaker 14: died and you.

2334
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:27,040
Speaker 1: Took the photo.

2335
02:09:27,200 --> 02:09:31,040
Speaker 14: Oh maybe not immediately afterwards in the hospital, and you

2336
02:09:31,160 --> 02:09:33,880
Speaker 14: know your family eventually wanted it. I had like an

2337
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:37,960
Speaker 14: opposite thing my aunt, just without announcement, after I found

2338
02:09:38,040 --> 02:09:42,640
Speaker 14: my father dead when I was nineteen. Anyways, my aunt

2339
02:09:42,720 --> 02:09:47,000
Speaker 14: afterwards sent me unsolicited pictures in the mail of him

2340
02:09:47,240 --> 02:09:50,000
Speaker 14: in his casket, and it really I didn't like that.

2341
02:09:53,000 --> 02:09:56,280
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't like that either. Unsolicited pictures in the

2342
02:09:56,360 --> 02:09:59,040
Speaker 1: mail of him of your dad in his casket, Yeah,

2343
02:09:59,040 --> 02:10:02,280
Speaker 1: I'd be pretty pissed. Allen cock Shawl.

2344
02:10:02,360 --> 02:10:04,040
Speaker 2: On one hundred seven.

2345
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:11,800
Speaker 16: Of course he stays calm when someone steals his stuff from.

2346
02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:15,320
Speaker 2: The company fridge. He needs that energy for when he

2347
02:10:15,480 --> 02:10:20,720
Speaker 2: pops in their gas tank. Alan Cox on.

2348
02:10:20,840 --> 02:10:59,080
Speaker 1: One hundred point seven, WMMS. You know why this is

2349
02:10:59,120 --> 02:11:01,280
Speaker 1: such an earworm for me? It has kind of a

2350
02:11:01,360 --> 02:11:05,360
Speaker 1: it's very seventies obviously, Jimmy bow Horn. This is by

2351
02:11:05,720 --> 02:11:09,240
Speaker 1: far the biggest hit the guy ever had, called Dance

2352
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:12,080
Speaker 1: Across the Floor, and he did all the shows at

2353
02:11:12,120 --> 02:11:14,160
Speaker 1: the time, right, he would do like Soul Train in

2354
02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:18,960
Speaker 1: American Bandstand in nineteen seventy eight, and it'll show up

2355
02:11:19,000 --> 02:11:21,000
Speaker 1: in movies from time to time. It was the only

2356
02:11:22,280 --> 02:11:26,080
Speaker 1: R and B top ten the guy ever had. But

2357
02:11:26,240 --> 02:11:30,920
Speaker 1: if there's an undescribable quality for me, Rob and I'm like,

2358
02:11:31,080 --> 02:11:34,760
Speaker 1: why do I enjoy this song so much? Because it

2359
02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:39,160
Speaker 1: was written and produced by Harry Wayne Casey. Do you

2360
02:11:39,240 --> 02:11:42,000
Speaker 1: know who Harry Wayne Casey is? Yeah? Sure do. He's

2361
02:11:42,040 --> 02:11:46,400
Speaker 1: the front man for Casey and the Sunshine Band. He

2362
02:11:46,520 --> 02:11:51,760
Speaker 1: went by KSE because his last name was Casey. Yeah,

2363
02:11:51,840 --> 02:11:54,360
Speaker 1: so he wrote and produced that so it's got their

2364
02:11:54,440 --> 02:11:59,360
Speaker 1: fingerprints all over it. And again the biggest hit the

2365
02:11:59,440 --> 02:12:02,640
Speaker 1: Jimmy Bown ever had. And I love that song. But

2366
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:06,240
Speaker 1: Casey and the Sunshine Band rob are coming back to

2367
02:12:06,320 --> 02:12:11,760
Speaker 1: Northeast Ohio. I happened to stumble across it. Now, case is,

2368
02:12:12,920 --> 02:12:16,360
Speaker 1: you know, a little thicker in the middle, portly, but

2369
02:12:17,480 --> 02:12:23,280
Speaker 1: that's okay. Stout he is stout, Yes, But they're coming

2370
02:12:23,320 --> 02:12:29,400
Speaker 1: to do MGM Northfield Park Friday night this Friday, Casey

2371
02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:34,840
Speaker 1: and the Sunshine Band. I'd love to go, but I can't.

2372
02:12:35,680 --> 02:12:38,080
Speaker 1: It says Northfield Park neon room. Do they have like

2373
02:12:38,120 --> 02:12:41,760
Speaker 1: a smaller cabaret there or something? I don't know. I'd

2374
02:12:41,960 --> 02:12:44,360
Speaker 1: never heard of that. Have you ever seen them? I

2375
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:49,960
Speaker 1: hope they play the main room? How dare you, sirs

2376
02:12:50,080 --> 02:12:53,640
Speaker 1: and madams? If you're thinking of putting k C in

2377
02:12:53,720 --> 02:12:59,640
Speaker 1: the Sunshine Band in some side room, put him in

2378
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:01,680
Speaker 1: the main Again. I don't know what else is going

2379
02:13:01,720 --> 02:13:05,520
Speaker 1: on that night, But you have I ever seen them? Yeah?

2380
02:13:06,760 --> 02:13:07,280
Speaker 1: Not live?

2381
02:13:07,760 --> 02:13:10,200
Speaker 9: Maybe it's just Casey doing karaoke. Maybe that's why it's

2382
02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:13,040
Speaker 9: in a different room. Maybe it's not the eighty three

2383
02:13:13,120 --> 02:13:15,160
Speaker 9: members of the Sunshine I.

2384
02:13:15,200 --> 02:13:18,640
Speaker 1: Mean it says Casey and the Sunshine Band.

2385
02:13:19,200 --> 02:13:19,360
Speaker 2: Hey.

2386
02:13:19,360 --> 02:13:21,600
Speaker 1: I always wonder when those bands go on the road

2387
02:13:21,640 --> 02:13:24,360
Speaker 1: and they have a huge horn section. I'm like, nobody's

2388
02:13:24,400 --> 02:13:27,760
Speaker 1: getting rich in these bands. I'm like, how you go out?

2389
02:13:27,800 --> 02:13:29,760
Speaker 1: You want to perform, right, you go out, and but

2390
02:13:29,920 --> 02:13:32,320
Speaker 1: Jesus you gotta pay like a bunch of people.

2391
02:13:34,520 --> 02:13:38,040
Speaker 9: I do love the videos of Casey doing like the

2392
02:13:38,160 --> 02:13:39,920
Speaker 9: jazzer size steps while he's.

2393
02:13:39,760 --> 02:13:44,520
Speaker 1: Singing these songs. Now it's so good. Yeah, those songs.

2394
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:48,280
Speaker 9: I will forever say some of the best songs ever

2395
02:13:48,560 --> 02:13:50,520
Speaker 9: from that era came from Casey in the Sunshine.

2396
02:13:50,560 --> 02:13:52,920
Speaker 1: But this is what I'm saying, Like, that's why that

2397
02:13:53,080 --> 02:13:55,720
Speaker 1: Jimmy bow horn song. I don't think I realized it.

2398
02:13:56,200 --> 02:14:00,280
Speaker 1: I was like, that's why that song just get under

2399
02:14:00,280 --> 02:14:00,640
Speaker 1: the skin.

2400
02:14:00,880 --> 02:14:03,360
Speaker 9: I put a lot of spins on the Casey and

2401
02:14:03,440 --> 02:14:06,600
Speaker 9: the Sunshine Band Greatest Hits CD in my cars.

2402
02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:12,040
Speaker 1: Over the years. I mean, it's easily didn't Rob Zombie

2403
02:14:12,160 --> 02:14:15,000
Speaker 1: cover I'm your Boogeyman? Did he? Yeah? I think so.

2404
02:14:15,360 --> 02:14:17,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, And that's the way I like it.

2405
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:23,360
Speaker 1: Keep it coming. Sound your Funky Horn was always one

2406
02:14:23,400 --> 02:14:26,960
Speaker 1: of my favorites. Sound your Funky Horn?

2407
02:14:27,960 --> 02:14:28,560
Speaker 15: Did we have it here?

2408
02:14:28,600 --> 02:14:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't keep it coming? Love that's another one, right,

2409
02:14:33,000 --> 02:14:38,960
Speaker 1: I remember this was in private parts it Yeah, when

2410
02:14:39,000 --> 02:14:42,840
Speaker 1: he's in the studio and he's the Howard Stern movie

2411
02:14:42,920 --> 02:14:44,760
Speaker 1: from twenty years ago. I think next year is a

2412
02:14:44,800 --> 02:14:48,400
Speaker 1: twentieth anniversary of that film. Sorry, thirtieth. It's not winning

2413
02:14:48,480 --> 02:14:50,160
Speaker 1: thirtieth knocks over the carts, is it?

2414
02:14:50,640 --> 02:14:50,680
Speaker 20: No?

2415
02:14:51,120 --> 02:14:54,520
Speaker 1: But it's in there. Well, what song did you mention?

2416
02:14:54,640 --> 02:14:56,840
Speaker 1: What would you say is the sound of your Funky Horn?

2417
02:14:57,160 --> 02:14:57,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

2418
02:14:57,360 --> 02:14:58,720
Speaker 1: I say it was the best. It was just one

2419
02:14:58,720 --> 02:15:00,879
Speaker 1: of my favorites. It's not in our a system, okay,

2420
02:15:01,040 --> 02:15:04,440
Speaker 1: played on us Spotify or sound your Funky Horn?

2421
02:15:05,960 --> 02:15:06,080
Speaker 15: Oh?

2422
02:15:06,160 --> 02:15:12,680
Speaker 9: I loved it, all these songs. It's hard to say.

2423
02:15:12,720 --> 02:15:14,480
Speaker 9: It's like what I said about Bad Bunny in the

2424
02:15:14,520 --> 02:15:16,240
Speaker 9: super Bowl. It's hard to be mad when you hear

2425
02:15:16,320 --> 02:15:16,760
Speaker 9: this music.

2426
02:15:17,280 --> 02:15:26,160
Speaker 1: Right, let me find this funky horn. It's gonna be

2427
02:15:26,200 --> 02:15:31,840
Speaker 1: such a disappointment though. Specific tis five Teams, Skywalking, the

2428
02:15:31,880 --> 02:15:38,160
Speaker 1: Information sky Rizzy commercial in there too, Rhythm, chism As,

2429
02:15:40,840 --> 02:15:46,840
Speaker 1: Blue Tang Forever. Yeah, I guess this is a bit

2430
02:15:46,880 --> 02:15:49,680
Speaker 1: more mid tempo that I'm that I'm used to from them.

2431
02:15:49,920 --> 02:16:04,360
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good, hook's coming. I mean, I guess

2432
02:16:04,400 --> 02:16:07,000
Speaker 1: the guy doesn't really have to go out and do anything,

2433
02:16:07,120 --> 02:16:09,920
Speaker 1: does it, because they're constantly licensing the music.

2434
02:16:11,720 --> 02:16:11,880
Speaker 3: You know.

2435
02:16:12,240 --> 02:16:17,080
Speaker 1: So you think of a major sporting event and Casey

2436
02:16:17,160 --> 02:16:19,440
Speaker 1: and the Sunshine Band music has been part of it,

2437
02:16:19,600 --> 02:16:31,520
Speaker 1: without question, you know, Florida Band, Grammys, all kinds of stuff.

2438
02:16:32,040 --> 02:16:33,800
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta tell you, I don't know that one.

2439
02:16:34,320 --> 02:16:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't know sound of your funky horn. I told

2440
02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:38,680
Speaker 1: you it was on the Greatest Hits and it was

2441
02:16:38,720 --> 02:16:46,119
Speaker 1: a I played that thing a lot. Okay, Now would

2442
02:16:46,200 --> 02:16:49,120
Speaker 1: he have accepted a less funky horn?

2443
02:16:50,360 --> 02:16:50,480
Speaker 6: Oh?

2444
02:16:51,000 --> 02:16:53,120
Speaker 1: So if you if I have a horn, but it's

2445
02:16:53,200 --> 02:16:54,480
Speaker 1: not a funky one.

2446
02:16:54,879 --> 02:16:58,320
Speaker 9: Well it sounded as if funky horns only need apply

2447
02:16:58,600 --> 02:17:00,240
Speaker 9: if you have a non funky horn.

2448
02:17:00,280 --> 02:17:01,880
Speaker 1: I think you can keep that sound. Bitch at hold

2449
02:17:02,000 --> 02:17:06,720
Speaker 1: I see, Oh hold on.

2450
02:17:07,040 --> 02:17:07,520
Speaker 2: Give it up?

2451
02:17:10,400 --> 02:17:25,600
Speaker 1: Name that too? That's my funky horn? Rock jess you

2452
02:17:25,640 --> 02:17:28,000
Speaker 1: guys do any Casey in the Sunshine ban? I don't

2453
02:17:28,040 --> 02:17:28,360
Speaker 1: think so?

2454
02:17:28,680 --> 02:17:29,000
Speaker 13: Who me?

2455
02:17:30,480 --> 02:17:35,440
Speaker 1: Who I think that was? What's that? I think that

2456
02:17:35,560 --> 02:17:39,160
Speaker 1: was a question for Rob right. He started with Jess, Yeah,

2457
02:17:45,920 --> 02:17:50,800
Speaker 1: casey cigarette. You say what, Sorry, I can't hear you

2458
02:17:50,879 --> 02:17:55,520
Speaker 1: over the What when people ask for a cigarette?

2459
02:17:55,959 --> 02:17:58,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, Let's make them do one of three things and

2460
02:17:58,120 --> 02:18:01,759
Speaker 12: then I make them dance to a Casey in the sunshine.

2461
02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:03,720
Speaker 1: When somebody asks you for a cigarette, is that like

2462
02:18:03,800 --> 02:18:05,320
Speaker 1: part of the show or how do they know to

2463
02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:08,520
Speaker 1: hit you up public? I see you asked them to

2464
02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:10,360
Speaker 1: dance to a Casey in the Sunshine Bay.

2465
02:18:10,360 --> 02:18:12,680
Speaker 12: They give them three options. They said a nickel and

2466
02:18:12,760 --> 02:18:14,480
Speaker 12: no one ever has a nickel, or.

2467
02:18:14,959 --> 02:18:17,199
Speaker 1: She said nipple a five cent piece.

2468
02:18:17,800 --> 02:18:19,680
Speaker 13: Ye and uh.

2469
02:18:20,240 --> 02:18:21,640
Speaker 1: Or I make them tell a joke that will make

2470
02:18:21,680 --> 02:18:24,280
Speaker 1: me laugh. Which wait, word, just back up for a second.

2471
02:18:24,320 --> 02:18:26,720
Speaker 1: Are you talking about at a show or you're talking

2472
02:18:26,720 --> 02:18:28,640
Speaker 1: about in every day life. If someone just comes up

2473
02:18:28,640 --> 02:18:31,560
Speaker 1: and asks you can bum smoke you? You put them

2474
02:18:31,600 --> 02:18:33,840
Speaker 1: through the paces. You're like, They're like, I just want

2475
02:18:33,879 --> 02:18:36,160
Speaker 1: a cigarette, and then I make them dance. I forget

2476
02:18:36,160 --> 02:18:38,080
Speaker 1: anybody who asks you for a cigarette. They run the

2477
02:18:38,120 --> 02:18:40,160
Speaker 1: resk of get punched in the face. So you say,

2478
02:18:40,520 --> 02:18:42,640
Speaker 1: these are your three choices. You get the nickel, you

2479
02:18:42,760 --> 02:18:47,039
Speaker 1: got the joke, or the Casey the song for ten

2480
02:18:47,120 --> 02:18:48,760
Speaker 1: seconds where do you get the song?

2481
02:18:48,840 --> 02:18:50,160
Speaker 9: You just pull it up on your phone and make

2482
02:18:50,240 --> 02:18:55,120
Speaker 9: somebody dance. No, I go do a little dance, like

2483
02:18:55,280 --> 02:18:55,960
Speaker 9: keep your cigarette.

2484
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:56,160
Speaker 6: Dude.

2485
02:18:56,200 --> 02:18:59,880
Speaker 1: You say you're you're having people do stuff. It's like people.

2486
02:19:00,200 --> 02:19:02,880
Speaker 1: It's like people who want homeless people to perform for them.

2487
02:19:02,959 --> 02:19:04,520
Speaker 1: I'd be going, hey, can I have a dollar?

2488
02:19:04,920 --> 02:19:05,120
Speaker 4: Huh?

2489
02:19:05,200 --> 02:19:06,119
Speaker 1: It's not homeless people.

2490
02:19:06,160 --> 02:19:06,400
Speaker 16: No, I know.

2491
02:19:06,480 --> 02:19:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's people who like you know, you

2492
02:19:09,720 --> 02:19:10,800
Speaker 1: can just give him a cigarette.

2493
02:19:10,959 --> 02:19:11,320
Speaker 20: Yeah, I know.

2494
02:19:13,080 --> 02:19:15,160
Speaker 1: Well, just as a performer, Robs, she wants to see

2495
02:19:15,160 --> 02:19:17,320
Speaker 1: what other people have, right, and she wants to know

2496
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:19,520
Speaker 1: what the backflip and he broke his face on the side.

2497
02:19:19,720 --> 02:19:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh that's good. I hope the cigarette

2498
02:19:21,840 --> 02:19:22,160
Speaker 1: was worth it.

2499
02:19:22,280 --> 02:19:22,480
Speaker 13: Yeah.

2500
02:19:22,720 --> 02:19:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's smoking it through his neck.

2501
02:19:24,680 --> 02:19:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2502
02:19:25,800 --> 02:19:29,440
Speaker 1: Man, I hate anytime I see people doing backflip. I'm like,

2503
02:19:29,520 --> 02:19:32,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, man, have you ever seen Christopher Reeve?

2504
02:19:33,360 --> 02:19:39,080
Speaker 1: Whoaf Oh?

2505
02:19:39,200 --> 02:19:39,240
Speaker 7: No?

2506
02:19:41,720 --> 02:19:43,160
Speaker 1: One minute thirty one.

2507
02:19:43,160 --> 02:19:46,320
Speaker 9: Seconds left in the third period, Sweden scars.

2508
02:19:46,400 --> 02:19:47,160
Speaker 3: It is a tie.

2509
02:19:47,520 --> 02:19:49,920
Speaker 2: United States and ex.

2510
02:19:51,959 --> 02:19:55,640
Speaker 9: Oh tied up at one. We've got a game, folks.

2511
02:19:55,680 --> 02:19:57,039
Speaker 9: A minute thirty left.

2512
02:19:56,879 --> 02:20:06,000
Speaker 1: On the clock. Oh one will all right, and whoever

2513
02:20:06,080 --> 02:20:08,360
Speaker 1: loses is out. Or no, it's this is just another

2514
02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:10,640
Speaker 1: one of the qualifiers. Okay, it's a quarterfinal game.

2515
02:20:12,320 --> 02:20:12,640
Speaker 13: Mhm.

2516
02:20:14,080 --> 02:20:15,920
Speaker 9: Okay, so wait a minute, this is the knockout stage,

2517
02:20:16,560 --> 02:20:18,200
Speaker 9: so they're gonna have to play too, because that there

2518
02:20:18,240 --> 02:20:19,040
Speaker 9: can't be a tie here.

2519
02:20:20,080 --> 02:20:21,440
Speaker 1: So this is a quarterfinal game.

2520
02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:25,960
Speaker 24: Hey.

2521
02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:29,640
Speaker 1: Anyway, Casey and the Sunshine Band are at MGM Northfield

2522
02:20:29,720 --> 02:20:33,600
Speaker 1: Park this Friday night, sounding their funky horns in the

2523
02:20:34,360 --> 02:20:37,040
Speaker 1: Neon Room. Can we find out what that is?

2524
02:20:37,160 --> 02:20:37,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2525
02:20:37,320 --> 02:20:39,000
Speaker 1: The hell that is? I assume it's like, you know,

2526
02:20:39,080 --> 02:20:41,080
Speaker 1: like Hosablues has the Cambridge Room, you know, a little

2527
02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:42,960
Speaker 1: side thing there for a little bit of a smaller

2528
02:20:43,920 --> 02:20:46,600
Speaker 1: But I would think that the Sunshine Band bring people out.

2529
02:20:47,360 --> 02:20:49,280
Speaker 1: I mean, they do seem to be here quite a bit.

2530
02:20:49,360 --> 02:20:51,480
Speaker 1: I wonder if, you know, maybe they just didn't sell

2531
02:20:51,560 --> 02:20:54,680
Speaker 1: as well this time. Well, you know, Rob when they

2532
02:20:54,720 --> 02:20:56,879
Speaker 1: come up here, they go by Casey and the Cloud

2533
02:20:56,920 --> 02:21:06,880
Speaker 1: Cover Band, the Grace Guys, Casey and the Grace Guys Bad. Yeah, yeah,

2534
02:21:08,720 --> 02:21:11,320
Speaker 1: every buddy Ethan I've smoked almost twenty years. If I'm

2535
02:21:11,400 --> 02:21:15,760
Speaker 1: bumming a smoke from somebody, I'd lose my mind. If

2536
02:21:15,800 --> 02:21:18,480
Speaker 1: somebody made me dance or whatever. Jess said, well, I

2537
02:21:18,600 --> 02:21:21,640
Speaker 1: just wouldn't do it. I'd be like, all right, cool, thanks, yeah,

2538
02:21:21,760 --> 02:21:24,160
Speaker 1: go over to the next person standing outside freezing. Can

2539
02:21:24,200 --> 02:21:26,240
Speaker 1: I have one of those? Sure? Do I have to dance?

2540
02:21:26,400 --> 02:21:26,440
Speaker 11: No?

2541
02:21:26,800 --> 02:21:27,080
Speaker 14: Thank you.

2542
02:21:29,520 --> 02:21:32,240
Speaker 1: Casey in the Sunshine Band was my first concert when

2543
02:21:32,280 --> 02:21:41,920
Speaker 1: I was sixteen. This person says, all right, Alan, I

2544
02:21:41,959 --> 02:21:43,480
Speaker 1: always know you're in a good mood when you played

2545
02:21:43,560 --> 02:21:46,160
Speaker 1: dance across the floor. Oh, make no mistake. That has

2546
02:21:46,280 --> 02:21:48,760
Speaker 1: nothing to do with my mood. All right, it doesn't

2547
02:21:48,840 --> 02:21:51,520
Speaker 1: put me in a bad mood. H. But no, don't

2548
02:21:51,640 --> 02:21:55,400
Speaker 1: use that as your litmus test. I just like that song.

2549
02:21:57,200 --> 02:21:59,560
Speaker 1: Have you seen people going back and forth over this

2550
02:21:59,720 --> 02:22:00,760
Speaker 1: clock app?

2551
02:22:01,800 --> 02:22:01,840
Speaker 6: No?

2552
02:22:02,360 --> 02:22:04,960
Speaker 1: Because they Okay, So there's this app that they're rolling

2553
02:22:05,040 --> 02:22:07,400
Speaker 1: out in a variety of cities. They're rolling it out

2554
02:22:07,400 --> 02:22:10,520
Speaker 1: in Chicago, They're rolling it out in Cleveland. And the

2555
02:22:10,640 --> 02:22:13,640
Speaker 1: log line on it was a new social network that

2556
02:22:13,720 --> 02:22:18,480
Speaker 1: claims to only accept smart people. Good luck with that,

2557
02:22:18,680 --> 02:22:22,080
Speaker 1: by the way. And then the CEO had to come

2558
02:22:22,160 --> 02:22:25,160
Speaker 1: out and say no, there's been some rumors. Although he

2559
02:22:25,200 --> 02:22:28,120
Speaker 1: didn't address the smart part, he addressed the part the

2560
02:22:28,240 --> 02:22:31,200
Speaker 1: rumors are going around that they wouldn't accept you if

2561
02:22:31,240 --> 02:22:36,600
Speaker 1: you made under eighty K a year, and the guy's like, no,

2562
02:22:37,360 --> 02:22:40,320
Speaker 1: that's not what you know. Basically, it sounds to me

2563
02:22:40,560 --> 02:22:45,680
Speaker 1: like a dozen other work apps, like we need more

2564
02:22:45,720 --> 02:22:47,520
Speaker 1: of those, you know what I mean, Like, oh, people

2565
02:22:47,560 --> 02:22:51,040
Speaker 1: who want to come together and collaborate, Well, there's already

2566
02:22:51,040 --> 02:22:53,680
Speaker 1: LinkedIn and you know. But the reason that it was

2567
02:22:53,760 --> 02:22:57,880
Speaker 1: getting uh press is that, for whatever reason, they were like, oh,

2568
02:22:57,959 --> 02:23:01,720
Speaker 1: it's a it only accepts smart people and then you

2569
02:23:01,800 --> 02:23:05,080
Speaker 1: attend private dinners and mixers. That all sounds made up

2570
02:23:05,200 --> 02:23:10,040
Speaker 1: to get people talking about the app, because how the

2571
02:23:10,280 --> 02:23:13,800
Speaker 1: hell would you determine you know, you know, like Rayah

2572
02:23:14,000 --> 02:23:16,920
Speaker 1: is dating, but you got to be famous. But even

2573
02:23:17,000 --> 02:23:21,600
Speaker 1: that is like okay, what's the minimum amount of celebrity

2574
02:23:21,680 --> 02:23:25,440
Speaker 1: you have to have? So clockout is getting rolled out

2575
02:23:25,520 --> 02:23:29,400
Speaker 1: in Cleveland. Maybe you're already on it. I don't know,

2576
02:23:30,959 --> 02:23:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm on that app already, you're on clockout? Oh wait

2577
02:23:33,480 --> 02:23:38,600
Speaker 1: a minute, Oh mine is missing the l It's a

2578
02:23:38,640 --> 02:23:39,200
Speaker 1: different app.

2579
02:23:39,240 --> 02:23:39,800
Speaker 6: I guess.

2580
02:23:41,120 --> 02:23:43,680
Speaker 1: That's when you have to turn the camera sideways. Right,

2581
02:23:45,920 --> 02:23:52,000
Speaker 1: it's hot dog not Hamburger. Literally, Oh good, all right, sorry,

2582
02:23:52,000 --> 02:24:00,080
Speaker 1: I got I'm confused. Oh that's right, Grandma, Hey Aaron, Yes, what.

2583
02:24:02,160 --> 02:24:07,680
Speaker 17: Hey are you there, I am Are you? Yes, I

2584
02:24:07,800 --> 02:24:08,400
Speaker 17: think I'm there?

2585
02:24:08,720 --> 02:24:09,160
Speaker 1: What's up?

2586
02:24:11,560 --> 02:24:11,760
Speaker 6: Well?

2587
02:24:12,800 --> 02:24:16,280
Speaker 17: I think she just said something really nasty about Christopher

2588
02:24:16,360 --> 02:24:18,160
Speaker 17: Reeve about falling off of his horse.

2589
02:24:19,280 --> 02:24:21,160
Speaker 1: Well it is the year of the fire Horse.

2590
02:24:21,400 --> 02:24:30,080
Speaker 17: What well, I think that that's really ironic and cool.

2591
02:24:30,200 --> 02:24:35,680
Speaker 17: But Christopher Reeves falling off of his horse was not

2592
02:24:35,959 --> 02:24:38,440
Speaker 17: a joke to be made. Well, who said it was

2593
02:24:38,440 --> 02:24:40,680
Speaker 17: a joke. He fell off his horse. That's how he

2594
02:24:40,840 --> 02:24:41,519
Speaker 17: was paralyzed.

2595
02:24:41,560 --> 02:24:43,840
Speaker 9: We were talking about people doing backflips, and I said,

2596
02:24:43,879 --> 02:24:45,959
Speaker 9: haven't people seen what happened to Christopher Reeve?

2597
02:24:46,320 --> 02:24:49,520
Speaker 1: That there was no joke in that. I was gonna say,

2598
02:24:49,520 --> 02:24:51,880
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about Christopher Reeve. She didn't even

2599
02:24:51,920 --> 02:24:54,240
Speaker 1: know who Christopher Reeve is, Saron, Oh you do? Who

2600
02:24:54,360 --> 02:24:57,360
Speaker 1: is he? Superman? So where was the joke?

2601
02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:02,920
Speaker 17: Well, she made a backheaded joke about him falling off.

2602
02:25:02,800 --> 02:25:03,240
Speaker 13: Of the horse.

2603
02:25:03,360 --> 02:25:06,960
Speaker 1: No, she didn't. No, I brought up Christopher Reeve. She

2604
02:25:07,080 --> 02:25:08,680
Speaker 1: said nothing about him, and she doesn't even know who

2605
02:25:08,720 --> 02:25:14,920
Speaker 1: he is. She does he's superman, Aaron. She doesn't even

2606
02:25:15,000 --> 02:25:17,480
Speaker 1: know who Christopher Reeve is. You know, most people still

2607
02:25:17,480 --> 02:25:18,720
Speaker 1: call him Christopher Reeves.

2608
02:25:22,640 --> 02:25:26,160
Speaker 17: Okay, are you guys like attacking me or what like

2609
02:25:26,240 --> 02:25:26,840
Speaker 17: the group of you.

2610
02:25:27,080 --> 02:25:29,800
Speaker 1: Aaron, you called me. I'm trying to figure out what

2611
02:25:30,000 --> 02:25:32,600
Speaker 1: you're talking about. I know I called you, so tell

2612
02:25:32,680 --> 02:25:34,720
Speaker 1: me what you're talking about. There was no joke made.

2613
02:25:34,800 --> 02:25:35,879
Speaker 1: So where do we go from there?

2614
02:25:37,320 --> 02:25:40,160
Speaker 17: She made a backhanded She didn't him falling off of

2615
02:25:40,240 --> 02:25:40,600
Speaker 17: a horse?

2616
02:25:40,720 --> 02:25:44,560
Speaker 1: Aaron, She didn't. What did she say?

2617
02:25:46,959 --> 02:25:49,520
Speaker 17: She made fun of him for falling off? Read it?

2618
02:25:50,280 --> 02:25:55,080
Speaker 1: Read it back to me? What did she say? Brother,

2619
02:25:55,440 --> 02:25:57,680
Speaker 1: don't tell me what you heard. Tell me what she said.

2620
02:25:59,400 --> 02:26:00,640
Speaker 17: Are you gonna let me respond?

2621
02:26:00,879 --> 02:26:10,600
Speaker 1: Please? You can turn the radio down to go ahead, Erin.

2622
02:26:12,320 --> 02:26:14,680
Speaker 17: I don't think it's funny you guys make a backhanded

2623
02:26:14,760 --> 02:26:16,840
Speaker 17: jokes about Christopher Reeve falling off of Wars.

2624
02:26:16,879 --> 02:26:19,120
Speaker 1: There was no joke made, Aaron. I don't even know

2625
02:26:19,160 --> 02:26:22,160
Speaker 1: where this is coming from. Then what wasn't?

2626
02:26:22,720 --> 02:26:22,879
Speaker 6: Then?

2627
02:26:23,000 --> 02:26:24,080
Speaker 1: What was the joke?

2628
02:26:26,360 --> 02:26:29,360
Speaker 17: She made a joke about Christopher Reied falling off of

2629
02:26:29,440 --> 02:26:29,760
Speaker 17: the horse.

2630
02:26:30,200 --> 02:26:33,000
Speaker 1: The joke? You're just repeating what you've already said to me.

2631
02:26:33,240 --> 02:26:36,680
Speaker 1: What is this guy talking about? I love when people

2632
02:26:36,840 --> 02:26:40,760
Speaker 1: can't form a logical thread or something, they devolve right

2633
02:26:40,840 --> 02:26:45,959
Speaker 1: into dropping an F bomb on me or something. Aaron,

2634
02:26:46,040 --> 02:26:48,280
Speaker 1: listening to himself on the radio. If they can't party

2635
02:26:48,360 --> 02:26:50,840
Speaker 1: with the big boys, don't show up. I don't know

2636
02:26:50,879 --> 02:26:57,120
Speaker 1: what you want from me that Christopher Reeve, thoughb I'll

2637
02:26:57,120 --> 02:27:00,760
Speaker 1: tell you what. He ain't gonna be tap dancing anytime soon. Well,

2638
02:27:00,840 --> 02:27:07,120
Speaker 1: two reasons for that one. Hey, Dick, Hey, Hi, Dick.

2639
02:27:07,440 --> 02:27:12,080
Speaker 18: I still think that Lebron is coming back to Cleveland.

2640
02:27:12,200 --> 02:27:12,480
Speaker 15: Guys.

2641
02:27:12,680 --> 02:27:15,320
Speaker 1: See, that's not exactly yeah, yeah, but that's not exactly

2642
02:27:15,400 --> 02:27:18,240
Speaker 1: a hot take. And you're a couple of hours after

2643
02:27:18,520 --> 02:27:26,279
Speaker 1: Rob on that one, Dick, really yeah, Robe.

2644
02:27:26,600 --> 02:27:26,800
Speaker 4: Huh.

2645
02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:29,080
Speaker 15: I don't know.

2646
02:27:29,320 --> 02:27:31,920
Speaker 18: I just think he was He did a lot for

2647
02:27:32,040 --> 02:27:35,120
Speaker 18: the two thousand and they won that champion Chip. I

2648
02:27:35,200 --> 02:27:39,000
Speaker 18: always thought he was a good player in two thousand supporting.

2649
02:27:39,320 --> 02:27:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, listen, there's no Your takes are getting colder

2650
02:27:43,360 --> 02:27:46,840
Speaker 1: and colder there, Uh, Dick, he is a great player. Yes,

2651
02:27:46,920 --> 02:27:50,199
Speaker 1: I think he's universally considered a great player.

2652
02:27:52,000 --> 02:27:53,199
Speaker 13: Yeah, yep.

2653
02:27:54,120 --> 02:27:57,160
Speaker 18: So, uh my gosh. I found out about school this

2654
02:27:57,240 --> 02:28:00,879
Speaker 18: spring quarter. It ends March six eats, and I gotta

2655
02:28:01,280 --> 02:28:05,160
Speaker 18: maybe sign up for another class for summer because maybe

2656
02:28:05,200 --> 02:28:09,560
Speaker 18: it's beginning beginning ukulele and guitar. I should do good

2657
02:28:09,600 --> 02:28:10,400
Speaker 18: at that shouldn't.

2658
02:28:10,400 --> 02:28:14,520
Speaker 1: I you know, my daughter is starting ukulele class today.

2659
02:28:14,720 --> 02:28:14,920
Speaker 7: Dick.

2660
02:28:16,320 --> 02:28:18,000
Speaker 18: Oh really, yeah that's cool.

2661
02:28:18,240 --> 02:28:20,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, she's in the she's in the fourth grade.

2662
02:28:20,879 --> 02:28:24,279
Speaker 1: And if she begins to master this instrument, it's really

2663
02:28:24,480 --> 02:28:28,240
Speaker 1: really gonna diminish how difficult it is to play.

2664
02:28:29,840 --> 02:28:31,200
Speaker 22: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2665
02:28:31,520 --> 02:28:34,400
Speaker 18: I learned from what a couple of my friends got

2666
02:28:34,480 --> 02:28:37,199
Speaker 18: me in. I just learned the chords. My friend Doug,

2667
02:28:37,280 --> 02:28:41,440
Speaker 18: he plays guitar well, he plays uh kole and banjo.

2668
02:28:41,640 --> 02:28:44,160
Speaker 18: He was his dad played, and I learned from the

2669
02:28:44,840 --> 02:28:48,720
Speaker 18: Kenry Banjo Society from him, and he called me. We

2670
02:28:49,080 --> 02:28:53,520
Speaker 18: might be getting together, but uh yeah, I'm kind of waiting, buddy.

2671
02:28:53,600 --> 02:28:58,000
Speaker 18: I I'm waiting for its spring. I think the Indians

2672
02:28:58,000 --> 02:29:01,800
Speaker 18: are gonna directife. What do I say that Guardians will

2673
02:29:01,840 --> 02:29:02,480
Speaker 18: go all the way.

2674
02:29:03,480 --> 02:29:04,760
Speaker 1: Let's hope soon all the way.

2675
02:29:04,800 --> 02:29:06,959
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I.

2676
02:29:20,120 --> 02:29:20,440
Speaker 4: Check in.

2677
02:29:29,400 --> 02:29:35,440
Speaker 1: Talk Come on, rab, come on, thank you, Dick. I

2678
02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:37,600
Speaker 1: couldn't get into the Dick thing. Man appreciate the call.

2679
02:29:37,760 --> 02:29:41,600
Speaker 1: Pal just couldn't get into Dick. He didn't come fully

2680
02:29:41,680 --> 02:29:45,880
Speaker 1: loaded today. Last guy chapped my ass and then he

2681
02:29:45,959 --> 02:29:47,600
Speaker 1: just couldn't get into Dick. He didn't know what he

2682
02:29:47,680 --> 02:29:50,640
Speaker 1: was mad about. You know what he's talking about, repeating himself.

2683
02:29:52,000 --> 02:29:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh listen, Dick's got some thoughts rout. He's with you.

2684
02:29:57,320 --> 02:30:02,040
Speaker 1: He's what the kids call co signing on your Lebron

2685
02:30:02,280 --> 02:30:07,959
Speaker 1: is a a good basketball player and b gonna return

2686
02:30:08,480 --> 02:30:10,920
Speaker 1: to retire as a cavalier. I told you it was

2687
02:30:10,920 --> 02:30:16,000
Speaker 1: a hot take. Quite the hot take. That's right.

2688
02:30:16,280 --> 02:30:20,000
Speaker 9: I'm keeping a close eye on this United States speeding game.

2689
02:30:21,080 --> 02:30:21,760
Speaker 1: In all the time.

2690
02:30:22,000 --> 02:30:22,920
Speaker 2: Good for you.

2691
02:30:26,680 --> 02:30:29,160
Speaker 14: You think the guy at work brushing his teeth in

2692
02:30:29,240 --> 02:30:33,080
Speaker 14: the kitchen sink is bad. I worked in it for

2693
02:30:33,160 --> 02:30:36,279
Speaker 14: a long time, and yeah, there's a lot of stereotypes

2694
02:30:36,280 --> 02:30:38,440
Speaker 14: there that are true. I worked with this guy who

2695
02:30:38,640 --> 02:30:42,279
Speaker 14: just sat in his chair all day, clipped his fingernails

2696
02:30:42,400 --> 02:30:44,920
Speaker 14: at random times, and just by the time he left,

2697
02:30:45,080 --> 02:30:47,760
Speaker 14: just his chair had these food stains all over it,

2698
02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:51,400
Speaker 14: and he had there was just fingernails like all over

2699
02:30:51,480 --> 02:30:52,200
Speaker 14: his desk and.

2700
02:30:52,280 --> 02:30:53,600
Speaker 1: Keep but it was so gross.

2701
02:30:53,720 --> 02:30:53,879
Speaker 21: Man.

2702
02:30:54,640 --> 02:30:57,279
Speaker 14: Furthermore, I wish that guy would have at least brushed

2703
02:30:57,320 --> 02:31:01,840
Speaker 14: his teeth somewhere in anythink o Bean.

2704
02:31:01,800 --> 02:31:07,760
Speaker 1: Teacher, you have the gym teacher and Seinfeld. Mister Hayman,

2705
02:31:08,000 --> 02:31:09,560
Speaker 1: I have an update for you, Alan.

2706
02:31:12,440 --> 02:31:21,080
Speaker 9: Mhm Quinn Hughes puts one in the back of the net.

2707
02:31:21,120 --> 02:31:22,520
Speaker 2: Team USA wins.

2708
02:31:24,920 --> 02:31:29,680
Speaker 9: Hooray, Hey, happiness is herod all across the lad as

2709
02:31:29,720 --> 02:31:31,279
Speaker 9: the United States as.

2710
02:31:31,200 --> 02:31:37,320
Speaker 1: Beating sweed in two tell one, Hey, how about that beautiful?

2711
02:31:39,040 --> 02:31:43,119
Speaker 1: Well take that. I should have been a sportsy news announcer.

2712
02:31:43,280 --> 02:31:46,680
Speaker 1: I guess you'll have to console yourself with universal health care,

2713
02:31:48,520 --> 02:32:00,600
Speaker 1: suckers and meatballs, yeah and ikea. Anyway, congratulations Hughes, the

2714
02:32:00,800 --> 02:32:04,200
Speaker 1: hero for the United States. All right, well there you go.

2715
02:32:04,520 --> 02:32:08,879
Speaker 1: Baked bean teeth purposely mispronounced my name.

2716
02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:13,359
Speaker 9: Instead of saying Costanza say can't stand jab.

2717
02:32:14,920 --> 02:32:15,120
Speaker 19: Jab?

2718
02:32:16,680 --> 02:32:18,160
Speaker 1: Can your baby smell my own gym?

2719
02:32:18,280 --> 02:32:18,800
Speaker 10: Socks ones?

2720
02:32:19,000 --> 02:32:20,040
Speaker 1: I had him be hygiene.

2721
02:32:20,040 --> 02:32:20,840
Speaker 6: Remember his teeth.

2722
02:32:21,560 --> 02:32:28,320
Speaker 1: It was like from an exhumed corpse, baked beans. Y Oh,

2723
02:32:28,520 --> 02:32:31,600
Speaker 1: that was the tropic of cancer episode, wasn't it? Isn't

2724
02:32:31,600 --> 02:32:36,120
Speaker 1: that where uh Jerry gets some of Kramer's blood. Now

2725
02:32:36,240 --> 02:32:39,280
Speaker 1: that's a different one. This one is earlier anyway, who cares?

2726
02:32:40,000 --> 02:32:44,959
Speaker 1: Congratulations t USA and suck at Sweden. They can say

2727
02:32:45,000 --> 02:32:50,160
Speaker 1: that very often, rob because of course Sweden an ally

2728
02:32:51,360 --> 02:32:54,400
Speaker 1: for no member. We used to have those. Anyway, So

2729
02:32:54,520 --> 02:32:57,240
Speaker 1: who does Team USA play next? That's to be determined.

2730
02:32:57,640 --> 02:33:01,880
Speaker 1: M All right, now there you go, completed two to one,

2731
02:33:03,440 --> 02:33:08,000
Speaker 1: although Sweden gets the last laugh. They beat the United

2732
02:33:08,040 --> 02:33:11,360
Speaker 1: States in curling six to five. Oh no, I don't

2733
02:33:11,360 --> 02:33:15,560
Speaker 1: even know how they score curling, but that was a

2734
02:33:15,640 --> 02:33:21,400
Speaker 1: gold event. Sweden looks like in mixed doubles sexy they

2735
02:33:21,480 --> 02:33:22,840
Speaker 1: get the gold.

2736
02:33:23,080 --> 02:33:24,760
Speaker 9: Curling is one of those sports you could figure out

2737
02:33:24,760 --> 02:33:26,680
Speaker 9: in thirty seconds of watching it. Like I know you

2738
02:33:27,080 --> 02:33:28,800
Speaker 9: said you don't know how they score. If you watched

2739
02:33:28,800 --> 02:33:30,720
Speaker 9: it for thirty seconds, you'd figure out it's you ever

2740
02:33:30,760 --> 02:33:34,200
Speaker 9: seen people play boci, Yeah, sure, shuffle board that kind

2741
02:33:34,280 --> 02:33:37,400
Speaker 9: of They put all that together and make huge, heavy

2742
02:33:37,480 --> 02:33:38,360
Speaker 9: granite stones.

2743
02:33:38,600 --> 02:33:40,760
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so ignorant about the scoring the robb

2744
02:33:40,800 --> 02:33:45,000
Speaker 1: I only lasted seventeen seconds watching curling. I couldn't get

2745
02:33:45,040 --> 02:33:47,920
Speaker 1: the whole thing down. Had I known thirty was the minimum,

2746
02:33:48,000 --> 02:33:51,040
Speaker 1: I would have happily invested that time.

2747
02:33:51,560 --> 02:33:57,840
Speaker 2: The Alan Cox Show called the Alan Cox Show, and

2748
02:33:58,080 --> 02:34:02,000
Speaker 2: this is when the anti Christ is going to reveal himself.

2749
02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:06,840
Speaker 2: He lives among the beasts and heat grass one double

2750
02:34:06,879 --> 02:34:10,160
Speaker 2: O seven or eight One double O seven.

2751
02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:39,760
Speaker 1: Cavalier's are back on the floor of the Rocket Arena

2752
02:34:39,840 --> 02:34:46,240
Speaker 1: tomorrow night after the All Star Break, James Harden against

2753
02:34:46,280 --> 02:34:50,520
Speaker 1: his old team, the Brooklyn Nets. It's a seven o'clock

2754
02:34:50,560 --> 02:34:53,600
Speaker 1: tip off here on the buzzard, so six thirty pre game.

2755
02:34:54,320 --> 02:34:56,960
Speaker 1: Moments after we get out of here, we will make

2756
02:34:57,040 --> 02:35:00,520
Speaker 1: way for Calves Basketball, and then it'll be on the

2757
02:35:00,600 --> 02:35:05,280
Speaker 1: road for the weekend in Charlotte Friday, Oklahoma City on

2758
02:35:05,400 --> 02:35:09,160
Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon, and then they'll come back home Tuesday to

2759
02:35:09,320 --> 02:35:13,040
Speaker 1: host the Knicks. Boy, they really are just coming back.

2760
02:35:13,160 --> 02:35:15,880
Speaker 1: They're just dipping into the Rocket Arena before they hit

2761
02:35:15,920 --> 02:35:16,200
Speaker 1: the road.

2762
02:35:16,320 --> 02:35:16,480
Speaker 13: Yep.

2763
02:35:17,160 --> 02:35:19,440
Speaker 1: As we get into the last few weeks of the

2764
02:35:19,480 --> 02:35:22,360
Speaker 1: regular season, April twelfth is going to be the end

2765
02:35:22,360 --> 02:35:24,880
Speaker 1: of the season here at home against the Washington Wizards,

2766
02:35:26,080 --> 02:35:28,920
Speaker 1: and I can't imagine that the Wizard's fortunes are going

2767
02:35:29,000 --> 02:35:32,840
Speaker 1: to change much between now and then. They are dead last. Well,

2768
02:35:32,879 --> 02:35:35,840
Speaker 1: they're second to last in the NBA, the worst team

2769
02:35:35,879 --> 02:35:39,000
Speaker 1: in the league of the Sacramento Kings. They only have

2770
02:35:39,160 --> 02:35:45,720
Speaker 1: twelve wins. So it's you know, and as both our

2771
02:35:45,879 --> 02:35:51,480
Speaker 1: own Rob the Rattler Anthony and Dick from Dayton have

2772
02:35:51,640 --> 02:35:57,000
Speaker 1: established a lebron James is really good. I'll attribute that

2773
02:35:57,080 --> 02:35:59,840
Speaker 1: to Dick and you said that he will come back

2774
02:36:00,520 --> 02:36:05,840
Speaker 1: next season and retire as a Cavalier, and I said,

2775
02:36:06,440 --> 02:36:08,760
Speaker 1: I would much rather see a situation where he plays

2776
02:36:09,160 --> 02:36:11,920
Speaker 1: for each and every team in the NBA. That to me,

2777
02:36:12,440 --> 02:36:16,680
Speaker 1: is more indicative of a farewell tour. Now, that's a

2778
02:36:16,760 --> 02:36:21,000
Speaker 1: tour rob Either words mean something or they don't. The

2779
02:36:21,080 --> 02:36:26,800
Speaker 1: farewell tour is round robin all season long, him playing

2780
02:36:27,000 --> 02:36:32,360
Speaker 1: for every team, so everybody gets an exciting night of

2781
02:36:32,520 --> 02:36:36,640
Speaker 1: basketball with one Bronnie Senior. I believe that's how he

2782
02:36:36,760 --> 02:36:40,520
Speaker 1: likes to be addressed. I think so yah, But again

2783
02:36:42,680 --> 02:36:46,120
Speaker 1: that's falling on deaf ears. I think you're right that

2784
02:36:46,320 --> 02:36:50,760
Speaker 1: no one will take me seriously. There's a lady over

2785
02:36:50,840 --> 02:36:54,520
Speaker 1: there on the TikTok who said that she was name

2786
02:36:54,720 --> 02:36:59,640
Speaker 1: shamed at the CVS pharmacy for her sons. Did you

2787
02:36:59,680 --> 02:37:04,000
Speaker 1: see that, No, I got name shamed for my son's name.

2788
02:37:04,360 --> 02:37:09,880
Speaker 1: Except that's not really what happened, and it's not you know,

2789
02:37:10,120 --> 02:37:13,800
Speaker 1: she kind of malplay for you, a little bit of

2790
02:37:13,840 --> 02:37:15,680
Speaker 1: a bait and switch, if you ask me.

2791
02:37:17,680 --> 02:37:20,400
Speaker 25: I just got name shamed in CBS for my son's name.

2792
02:37:20,480 --> 02:37:23,080
Speaker 25: I'm at the counter picking up his medicines, name, birthday,

2793
02:37:23,120 --> 02:37:25,280
Speaker 25: and I say whiskey. And this lady next to me

2794
02:37:25,440 --> 02:37:27,440
Speaker 25: is like, she SAIDs down next to me because her

2795
02:37:27,520 --> 02:37:29,480
Speaker 25: medicine isn't ready at either, and she goes, you'll really

2796
02:37:29,560 --> 02:37:30,520
Speaker 25: name your son anything.

2797
02:37:31,280 --> 02:37:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm thriving in this moment because she does not know.

2798
02:37:35,040 --> 02:37:37,400
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, yeah, that's kind of thriving in

2799
02:37:37,480 --> 02:37:42,200
Speaker 1: this moment. Been waiting my whole life for this, the

2800
02:37:42,440 --> 02:37:43,240
Speaker 1: beauty of naming.

2801
02:37:43,400 --> 02:37:45,240
Speaker 25: And she's like, yeah, but don't you think Whisky's going

2802
02:37:45,320 --> 02:37:46,800
Speaker 25: to be a horrible name for him to go through

2803
02:37:46,840 --> 02:37:49,360
Speaker 25: school with. Aren't people going to bully him? And I'm like, well,

2804
02:37:49,400 --> 02:37:52,440
Speaker 25: he's a dog, so I don't think so. But thank

2805
02:37:52,480 --> 02:37:53,879
Speaker 25: you so much for your time consideration.

2806
02:37:55,280 --> 02:37:57,560
Speaker 1: How are you name shamed? First of all, you call

2807
02:37:57,640 --> 02:38:02,640
Speaker 1: your dog your son, so anyone standing by is not

2808
02:38:02,800 --> 02:38:05,360
Speaker 1: going to know what you're talking about. She's talking about

2809
02:38:05,400 --> 02:38:08,040
Speaker 1: it like, oh, it's so funny, and is he that? Yes,

2810
02:38:08,120 --> 02:38:11,760
Speaker 1: said your son. You can pick up animal prescriptions at CBS.

2811
02:38:11,879 --> 02:38:15,000
Speaker 1: They're basically the same. Yeah I used to get because

2812
02:38:15,000 --> 02:38:18,720
Speaker 1: my dog was on doggies annas or whatever. Yeah, they're

2813
02:38:18,800 --> 02:38:23,280
Speaker 1: basically human prescriptions and dog ones are basically the same.

2814
02:38:23,320 --> 02:38:25,560
Speaker 1: They're just in different doses. But they'll fill them at

2815
02:38:25,560 --> 02:38:26,160
Speaker 1: a CVS.

2816
02:38:26,400 --> 02:38:26,600
Speaker 15: Yeah.

2817
02:38:26,879 --> 02:38:30,000
Speaker 1: Really, when we had Juno, I would get her prescriptions.

2818
02:38:31,760 --> 02:38:33,880
Speaker 1: You know how every dog we haven't figured out what

2819
02:38:34,040 --> 02:38:37,120
Speaker 1: the new puppies thing is going to be, like, every

2820
02:38:37,200 --> 02:38:41,640
Speaker 1: dog has something that's just either they bark at a

2821
02:38:41,680 --> 02:38:44,520
Speaker 1: dog on television or you know, we had our Aussie.

2822
02:38:45,040 --> 02:38:47,240
Speaker 1: She would get freaked out anytime they were like loud

2823
02:38:47,320 --> 02:38:49,440
Speaker 1: noises like fourth of July. You know, she would just

2824
02:38:49,520 --> 02:38:52,200
Speaker 1: go insane. So she had a couple of prescriptions. One

2825
02:38:52,280 --> 02:38:54,280
Speaker 1: she was getting on in years. Yeah, I would check

2826
02:38:54,320 --> 02:38:55,920
Speaker 1: them out at the drive through. They would have her

2827
02:38:56,000 --> 02:38:59,880
Speaker 1: in the system as like a I think they have

2828
02:39:00,080 --> 02:39:06,000
Speaker 1: a specific generic birthday that's to let the pharmacists know

2829
02:39:06,120 --> 02:39:08,200
Speaker 1: that it's for a pet. I had no idea that

2830
02:39:08,280 --> 02:39:12,160
Speaker 1: that was my Yeah, our vet would always give us

2831
02:39:12,240 --> 02:39:16,160
Speaker 1: the pet medications. Yeah, because human and animal meds are

2832
02:39:16,280 --> 02:39:19,560
Speaker 1: usually the same. They're just different doses. Okay, So like

2833
02:39:19,640 --> 02:39:21,800
Speaker 1: if you're we had her on doggies anax, she could

2834
02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:24,480
Speaker 1: take human xanax. It would just be in a I

2835
02:39:24,480 --> 02:39:27,520
Speaker 1: shouldn't say that they're different doses, but the meds are

2836
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:30,040
Speaker 1: the same. So yeah, we would go through with this

2837
02:39:30,120 --> 02:39:34,840
Speaker 1: guy's like, eh, I'm like, you called your dog your son.

2838
02:39:34,879 --> 02:39:37,920
Speaker 1: I've been waiting my whole life for this. No wonder

2839
02:39:38,800 --> 02:39:44,320
Speaker 1: the lady thought it's a dog. No, I know, everybody's bellying.

2840
02:39:44,920 --> 02:39:49,240
Speaker 1: By the way, it had to have been an older

2841
02:39:49,320 --> 02:39:53,360
Speaker 1: woman too, because I assume all bets are off when

2842
02:39:53,400 --> 02:39:58,000
Speaker 1: it comes to naming human children too. There's there's plenty

2843
02:39:58,080 --> 02:40:04,600
Speaker 1: of people giving their kids animal names, you know, and whatever.

2844
02:40:06,400 --> 02:40:08,320
Speaker 1: I like a dog with a name. You know, if

2845
02:40:08,360 --> 02:40:11,160
Speaker 1: you name your dog like Steve, it's a great name

2846
02:40:11,200 --> 02:40:12,920
Speaker 1: for a dog. You don't hear a lot. I love

2847
02:40:13,120 --> 02:40:16,200
Speaker 1: people that name their dogs after like humans like me,

2848
02:40:16,400 --> 02:40:19,280
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like all you figure all dog names are

2849
02:40:19,640 --> 02:40:23,360
Speaker 1: person names, but some of them feel more tailored to

2850
02:40:23,480 --> 02:40:23,879
Speaker 1: a pet.

2851
02:40:24,879 --> 02:40:25,040
Speaker 2: You know.

2852
02:40:25,360 --> 02:40:28,480
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people who name their I don't

2853
02:40:28,520 --> 02:40:33,360
Speaker 1: know it Aspen like the time for a dog. But

2854
02:40:33,480 --> 02:40:36,119
Speaker 1: if you're gonna name your kid Aspen, you're like all

2855
02:40:36,240 --> 02:40:40,959
Speaker 1: right anyway, Yeah, if you have a dog named Bob Kevin,

2856
02:40:41,040 --> 02:40:43,280
Speaker 1: you're right, is a great name. It's my dog Kevin.

2857
02:40:44,400 --> 02:40:48,720
Speaker 1: It's great. Like, name your dog a little boy's name Leo.

2858
02:40:49,160 --> 02:40:53,400
Speaker 1: This is my Yeah, Leo's good. But that's really a name.

2859
02:40:53,440 --> 02:40:55,200
Speaker 1: I get it that feels like it could be a

2860
02:40:55,320 --> 02:40:58,840
Speaker 1: dog name, right, Leo, Steve doesn't feel like a dog name.

2861
02:40:59,240 --> 02:41:01,400
Speaker 1: You're like letterman dog back in the day was Bob

2862
02:41:01,920 --> 02:41:03,920
Speaker 1: Yep and he would take him around and you know,

2863
02:41:04,360 --> 02:41:09,840
Speaker 1: like Bob. Alan, My cat was named Marvin. I love

2864
02:41:09,920 --> 02:41:12,440
Speaker 1: that again. That doesn't feel you know, I mean yeah,

2865
02:41:12,600 --> 02:41:16,920
Speaker 1: cat people get uh yeah, but discussed. He's like, I

2866
02:41:17,040 --> 02:41:20,080
Speaker 1: just got name shamed. No you didn't, because the lady did.

2867
02:41:20,160 --> 02:41:22,400
Speaker 1: If you had had a human child named whiskey, and

2868
02:41:22,440 --> 02:41:25,560
Speaker 1: the lady was like, really, that would be weird too.

2869
02:41:27,440 --> 02:41:27,840
Speaker 6: What up?

2870
02:41:27,959 --> 02:41:28,279
Speaker 15: Alan?

2871
02:41:28,560 --> 02:41:31,080
Speaker 23: On that note, I haven't a swunger for twenty years,

2872
02:41:31,120 --> 02:41:33,040
Speaker 23: and if I have to bum a cigarette, I better

2873
02:41:33,120 --> 02:41:35,200
Speaker 23: get a job or something. Who would the hell is

2874
02:41:35,240 --> 02:41:36,039
Speaker 23: bumm and cigarette?

2875
02:41:36,080 --> 02:41:36,200
Speaker 8: Bro?

2876
02:41:36,360 --> 02:41:37,720
Speaker 23: This like fifty cents a piece?

2877
02:41:37,800 --> 02:41:37,959
Speaker 11: Now?

2878
02:41:38,160 --> 02:41:41,000
Speaker 23: Yeah, I outa here, keep on smoking, but only if

2879
02:41:41,080 --> 02:41:44,560
Speaker 23: you got that my name right. I love you guys, Chess,

2880
02:41:44,600 --> 02:41:46,920
Speaker 23: I love you more. Rob, I love you too, Alan.

2881
02:41:47,520 --> 02:41:50,400
Speaker 23: You don't look like Jane Goodall. He looks like my

2882
02:41:50,520 --> 02:41:52,120
Speaker 23: sexy old grandpa.

2883
02:41:52,240 --> 02:41:56,080
Speaker 1: I know I don't look like Jane Goodall sexy old grandpa.

2884
02:41:56,200 --> 02:42:02,800
Speaker 1: Shut up. Mmm listen. I don't know what to tell you, Rob,

2885
02:42:03,760 --> 02:42:15,160
Speaker 1: but but everybody was sitting we were talking about Jesse

2886
02:42:15,320 --> 02:42:18,920
Speaker 1: Jackson passing away. I forgot. Everybody was sending me clips

2887
02:42:18,920 --> 02:42:21,040
Speaker 1: of when he was on Saturday Night Live back in

2888
02:42:21,120 --> 02:42:22,640
Speaker 1: the day. He was on a couple of times because

2889
02:42:22,640 --> 02:42:26,080
Speaker 1: obviously he was most prominent politically, you know, he came

2890
02:42:26,200 --> 02:42:28,480
Speaker 1: up with Martin Luther King Junior. Of course, like in

2891
02:42:28,520 --> 02:42:31,400
Speaker 1: the eighties, he was always running for president. Right, A

2892
02:42:31,480 --> 02:42:34,680
Speaker 1: lot of people thought that Jesse Jackson was going to

2893
02:42:34,720 --> 02:42:37,560
Speaker 1: be the first black president. I think he probably thought

2894
02:42:37,640 --> 02:42:40,960
Speaker 1: he was going to be the first black president. But

2895
02:42:41,600 --> 02:42:44,520
Speaker 1: really early eighties when they had those fallow years there

2896
02:42:44,600 --> 02:42:47,880
Speaker 1: where it was like Julia Luis Dreyfus, right, she was

2897
02:42:47,959 --> 02:42:50,320
Speaker 1: like halfway through college and they got her on SNL

2898
02:42:51,080 --> 02:42:53,880
Speaker 1: and a bunch of other people who really didn't go

2899
02:42:53,959 --> 02:42:57,160
Speaker 1: on too much. They had Jesse Jackson hosting a game

2900
02:42:57,200 --> 02:42:59,240
Speaker 1: show called The Question Is Moot? Do you remember that

2901
02:43:00,440 --> 02:43:04,080
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four, Jesse Jackson hosted SNL and they did

2902
02:43:04,160 --> 02:43:06,080
Speaker 1: a bit called the Question Is Moot. It was a

2903
02:43:06,120 --> 02:43:08,720
Speaker 1: game show where he would ask them a question and

2904
02:43:08,879 --> 02:43:11,400
Speaker 1: then every answer they would give, he'd be like, questions

2905
02:43:11,440 --> 02:43:14,760
Speaker 1: moot doesn't matter, It'll be some political answer on his part, right,

2906
02:43:14,800 --> 02:43:18,720
Speaker 1: house and locked behind semen barricage. The President confesses he's

2907
02:43:18,720 --> 02:43:22,000
Speaker 1: afraid to go to church because terrorists after him. The

2908
02:43:22,080 --> 02:43:24,600
Speaker 1: nuclear Hola cost machinery is moving into place.

2909
02:43:25,000 --> 02:43:27,439
Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, it's moving into Brooklyn.

2910
02:43:27,200 --> 02:43:29,720
Speaker 1: Harbor right now. They're demonstrating down there all night long.

2911
02:43:30,120 --> 02:43:33,600
Speaker 1: The ballorship Aioway carry nuclear warheads a riot today, so

2912
02:43:33,720 --> 02:43:35,920
Speaker 1: we probably won't even live to see here this coming.

2913
02:43:36,120 --> 02:43:36,640
Speaker 1: Come again.

2914
02:43:37,040 --> 02:43:42,480
Speaker 25: Next question, Barbara, I'll take miscellaneous please, And your question

2915
02:43:42,720 --> 02:43:45,680
Speaker 25: is what president is on the one hundred dollar bill?

2916
02:43:46,040 --> 02:43:46,200
Speaker 14: Oh?

2917
02:43:47,640 --> 02:43:51,480
Speaker 1: Sorry, the question is moot on the last four years

2918
02:43:51,520 --> 02:43:53,760
Speaker 1: of the Reagan administration and very few people got to

2919
02:43:53,800 --> 02:43:57,720
Speaker 1: see one hundred dollars bill. God, Julia Louis Dreyfus is

2920
02:43:57,800 --> 02:44:01,240
Speaker 1: twenty one on that show. Jesus, Yeah, I think she

2921
02:44:01,360 --> 02:44:03,520
Speaker 1: was a sophomore at Northwestern. She she went to my

2922
02:44:03,560 --> 02:44:06,400
Speaker 1: alma mater, and I don't think she ever went back.

2923
02:44:07,400 --> 02:44:08,800
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, would you like to be her? And

2924
02:44:08,879 --> 02:44:10,840
Speaker 1: her I don't know if she and Brad Hall were

2925
02:44:10,920 --> 02:44:13,040
Speaker 1: married yet, but they were going to be and they

2926
02:44:13,080 --> 02:44:16,360
Speaker 1: were both both on SNL And then he read Green

2927
02:44:16,400 --> 02:44:21,880
Speaker 1: Eggs and ham with when Kevin Neelan was doing Weekend update.

2928
02:44:23,040 --> 02:44:27,640
Speaker 1: Right after Doctor Seuss died. Have you seen the they've

2929
02:44:27,680 --> 02:44:31,200
Speaker 1: been hammering the trailer for another iteration of The Cat

2930
02:44:31,240 --> 02:44:33,560
Speaker 1: and the Hat. It's Bill Hayter doing it this time.

2931
02:44:36,040 --> 02:44:38,280
Speaker 1: The last couple of movies I've taken my daughter to see,

2932
02:44:38,280 --> 02:44:40,120
Speaker 1: they've had the trailer for the new Cat and the Hat,

2933
02:44:41,120 --> 02:44:44,080
Speaker 1: and I love Bill Hayter. It's you know. But when

2934
02:44:44,560 --> 02:44:47,879
Speaker 1: Doctor Seuss died, they had Jesse Jackson narrating green eggs

2935
02:44:47,920 --> 02:44:49,200
Speaker 1: and ham with a goat.

2936
02:44:53,080 --> 02:44:54,520
Speaker 2: I will not eat them in the rain.

2937
02:44:54,640 --> 02:44:58,840
Speaker 1: I will not eat them on a train, not in

2938
02:44:58,920 --> 02:45:02,280
Speaker 1: the dog, not only free, not on the call you

2939
02:45:02,520 --> 02:45:08,120
Speaker 1: let me be. I do not like them in a box.

2940
02:45:10,440 --> 02:45:11,960
Speaker 2: I do not like them with a fox.

2941
02:45:12,560 --> 02:45:14,760
Speaker 1: Obviously, the joke is that, you know, he's got that

2942
02:45:14,879 --> 02:45:18,520
Speaker 1: preacher's cadence, and so they really didn't. But every four

2943
02:45:18,600 --> 02:45:21,720
Speaker 1: years Jesse Jackson would run for president and they would

2944
02:45:21,760 --> 02:45:26,600
Speaker 1: have him back on Saturday Night Live. But I had

2945
02:45:26,640 --> 02:45:29,959
Speaker 1: forgotten about those, and people were sending me all those

2946
02:45:30,240 --> 02:45:36,160
Speaker 1: old Jesse Jackson clips. Rainbow Coalition ra.

2947
02:45:36,959 --> 02:45:40,320
Speaker 9: A flag is red, white and blue, but I mentioned

2948
02:45:40,360 --> 02:45:42,439
Speaker 9: it's rainbow red.

2949
02:45:42,360 --> 02:45:43,840
Speaker 2: Yellow, brown, black and white.

2950
02:45:44,240 --> 02:45:46,720
Speaker 1: We're all christious, by the way, you couldn't do that now.

2951
02:45:47,760 --> 02:45:52,600
Speaker 1: You couldn't go red, yellow, brown, black, and white. Right

2952
02:45:52,720 --> 02:45:55,800
Speaker 1: back then with all those colors corresponding to different ethnic groups,

2953
02:45:56,080 --> 02:45:59,120
Speaker 1: couldn't do that now. He ran for president twice. I

2954
02:45:59,280 --> 02:46:01,920
Speaker 1: thought he ran for president way more than that. He

2955
02:46:02,000 --> 02:46:03,720
Speaker 1: ran in eighty four, and then I think he ran

2956
02:46:03,800 --> 02:46:07,920
Speaker 1: again in I thought it was immediately for eighty eight.

2957
02:46:08,840 --> 02:46:10,960
Speaker 1: You might be right, but I thought, man, I thought

2958
02:46:11,000 --> 02:46:13,280
Speaker 1: he was running like every four years for a while.

2959
02:46:13,640 --> 02:46:16,200
Speaker 9: I think he was just always mentioned. I think people

2960
02:46:16,400 --> 02:46:19,080
Speaker 9: just always assumed that he was going to be the

2961
02:46:19,120 --> 02:46:20,880
Speaker 9: first black president. I guess it was just sort of

2962
02:46:20,959 --> 02:46:22,680
Speaker 9: the thing, like that's how it's going to be. Listen,

2963
02:46:22,760 --> 02:46:24,879
Speaker 9: I voted for the rent is too damn high guy.

2964
02:46:25,040 --> 02:46:27,280
Speaker 9: I was thinking that he might have been our second

2965
02:46:27,360 --> 02:46:28,120
Speaker 9: black president.

2966
02:46:28,959 --> 02:46:33,600
Speaker 1: But of course Barack Obama one of our greatest presidents

2967
02:46:33,800 --> 02:46:40,879
Speaker 1: and hate to tell you our last black president. But yeah,

2968
02:46:41,000 --> 02:46:45,840
Speaker 1: Jesse Jackson, how about William Shatner doing shat in the hat?

2969
02:46:46,080 --> 02:46:46,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

2970
02:46:46,520 --> 02:46:48,960
Speaker 1: So good? Is that a thing? I should be?

2971
02:46:49,120 --> 02:46:49,240
Speaker 2: Well?

2972
02:46:49,280 --> 02:46:51,840
Speaker 1: I saw the of the Super Bowl he did will

2973
02:46:51,959 --> 02:46:55,200
Speaker 1: shatt Yes, I love that. That was the raisin brand

2974
02:46:55,320 --> 02:46:58,720
Speaker 1: commercial or something, the joke being that all that fiber

2975
02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:04,279
Speaker 1: know it rights itself. I guess I love that commercial.

2976
02:47:04,320 --> 02:47:06,440
Speaker 1: I thought that was the best one of the Super Bowl. Really,

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Speaker 1: I saw it online. I didn't see it in the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl. I will say that William Shatner, for a

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Speaker 1: guy who's ninety four, and he's been on the show before,

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Speaker 1: he did hold the record for a while for the

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Speaker 1: oldest person in space. And by the time I had

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Speaker 1: him on last time a few months ago, I said,

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Speaker 1: they just shot some old dude up there, so you

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Speaker 1: got to get back up there to reclaim that record.

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Speaker 1: But he's ninety four. He will be ninety five years

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Speaker 1: old in a couple of weeks. Ninety five years young.

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Speaker 1: They ain't nothing young about that, But there's something of it,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like some people, I feel

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Speaker 1: like maybe he's kept enough, like he just he doesn't

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Speaker 1: look gaunt by the time he gets to ninety five,

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Speaker 1: because for a while he's pretty chubby, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like maybe he's kept just enough of that where he

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Speaker 1: looks pretty good for ninety five.

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Speaker 21: Will shed here bringing fiber to the messes with Kellogg's

2995
02:48:08,920 --> 02:48:09,680
Speaker 21: raising the ram.

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Speaker 1: Duty calls, Will sat every darn day, whoa will share

2997
02:48:21,080 --> 02:48:26,080
Speaker 1: in the house. It's fiber time. Is that dokor shit soon? Perfect?

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Speaker 2: We'll shut on the car.

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02:48:29,760 --> 02:48:33,320
Speaker 1: Too for this. Say, I get it all right. Body

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Speaker 1: slams a tailgate table.

3001
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Speaker 9: And I think they must have been listening to uh

3002
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Speaker 9: to us talk about Sean Connery and decided to turn

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Speaker 9: it into a into a commercial.

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Speaker 1: If there's a chair, I'll shit on it. Sometimes you

3005
02:48:46,720 --> 02:48:48,840
Speaker 1: have to give a woman a slap across the face.

3006
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Speaker 1: By b she steps on the line, you give her

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Speaker 1: a slop. You need to be careful of what you should.

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02:48:54,720 --> 02:48:58,680
Speaker 1: I shot right there for hours, for hours, waiting for

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Speaker 1: my woman to come an apologize to me. She did not.

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Speaker 1: She did not, so I shot and waited more. Oh,

3011
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Speaker 1: Sean Connery, you all dead. Get careful.

3012
02:49:13,480 --> 02:49:16,200
Speaker 9: We might somebody might call up and get mad at

3013
02:49:16,280 --> 02:49:18,359
Speaker 9: us for talking about dead Sean Connery.

3014
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Speaker 1: You guys were making dead Sean Connery joke. Incense it

3015
02:49:22,480 --> 02:49:23,560
Speaker 1: in sons of bitches.

3016
02:49:24,480 --> 02:49:26,280
Speaker 9: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3017
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Speaker 9: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here.

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Speaker 21: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way.

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Speaker 21: Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.

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02:49:46,840 --> 02:49:52,560
Speaker 21: Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

3022
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Speaker 21: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

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Speaker 21: is watching you.

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Speaker 26: And on with all narrative. Remember Obedience page. And when

3025
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Speaker 26: you watch that gavy screens, remember it works both ways.

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Speaker 21: You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,

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Speaker 21: you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.