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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny. Jimmy

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Speaker 3: Kick it? Can't it?

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Speaker 4: Tom Cod? Damn pout you one time?

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Speaker 5: Take it?

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Speaker 6: Allen Cox.

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Speaker 2: Oh what's going on? Yeah, good afternoon, pie, welcome, welcome,

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Speaker 2: make sure everything is squared away here. My name is

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Speaker 2: Alan Cox. Thanks for being here, appreciate it. Say hi

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Speaker 2: to Rob Anthony. What's up? Man? Jess is back in studio.

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Speaker 2: G I believe did we hear Jesse? Jesse?

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Speaker 2: Can you hear me? Can we hear her? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: There we Oh hey, guys. It's the whole turning the

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Speaker 2: Turn it up a little bit like push that fader up.

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Speaker 2: See if that helps better? Yeah? Oh yeah, because see

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Speaker 2: then I can ride you back here, can sorry? I

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The real he was just trying to writing gain

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Speaker 2: is what he saying. Game everybody kind of came out

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Speaker 2: a little funky there. You will talk to Jess before

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Speaker 2: telephonically two one six five seven eight one double oh

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Speaker 2: Our friend Mary Santora back on the show today. A

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Speaker 2: lot of people are excited to hear from her. She

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Speaker 2: is doing this coming weekend at Hilarities that has become

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Speaker 2: a tradition over the past few years. As she comes

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Speaker 2: so we'll talk about what she's got coming up. We'll

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Speaker 2: just catch up with Mary. A lot of people are

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Speaker 2: excited to hear from Mary Santora. If you want to

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Speaker 2: send me a text three five two our YouTube channel,

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Speaker 2: you can watch the show live there if you like,

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Speaker 2: you can use hour after hours line. Not everybody's using that.

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app, Rob. Not sure why. It's free, doesn't cost anything,

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Speaker 2: just your time, and it works in your effort and

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Speaker 2: occasionally it's operating properly. Nevertheless, the after hours line is

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Speaker 2: two one six nine eighty six eighty nine three for

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Speaker 2: that boy. There are a lot of white people downtown

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Speaker 2: last night, a lot. And you know what, I didn't

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Speaker 2: put two and two together. When you were here with

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Speaker 2: last night was the Maroon five? Sure was, yeah. And

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Speaker 2: so as I'm pulling out of the garage, there's Rob

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Speaker 2: and all of his lovely ladies walking right in front

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Speaker 10: it's not the car I'm used to seeing you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's oh god, that whole thing. Trying to get

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Speaker 2: been a lot of that's been a fun day too. Nevertheless,

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Speaker 2: It was great? Yeah, it was great. Look I'm everybody

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Speaker 2: thought and again you know me? Right? I think I do.

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Speaker 10: I sent Alan a text from the show using this song.

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Speaker 2: He was or no, was it this one? Misery?

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Speaker 10: Misery? And I said, hey, look they did this one

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Speaker 10: over like if I'm If I go to a concert,

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Speaker 2: It's what I've done for thirty years. But people read

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Speaker 2: Ninety percent of the time when I was standing there

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Speaker 2: working when I played those songs, because I played every

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Speaker 10: I was in Springfield here when this came out, and

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Speaker 10: I remember when we met the band here fun blah

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Speaker 2: That's a talented what a dreamy son of a Yeah,

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Speaker 2: bands I just don't have a problem with. I would

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Speaker 2: There was not one song we didn't know. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Boys are Back in Town by Finn Lizzy. No that plays,

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Speaker 2: What's the One. I don't see that. They played what's

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Speaker 2: They did not play Wacers. It didn't my favorites moves

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Speaker 2: like Jagger again. It's it's twenty one hits. Two songs

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Speaker 2: Like, I wanted to leave twenty minutes ago. Where the

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Speaker 2: Like there's a look at the line of people going

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Speaker 2: but your daughters go yes, but my dad is Rob Anthony.

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Speaker 2: He could probably get us to the car faster. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: get us out of the garage. We did, get out

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Speaker 2: of the garage quick. Just did your band in Chicago

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Speaker 2: do Maron five? No? Really, you didn't do any Maroon

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Speaker 2: five covers? No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about it. Is that a bandit

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Speaker 2: It was like a homemade music video me and my

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Speaker 2: you know what to do. Your mission should you choose

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Speaker 2: Just by the way, updated her Instagram handle Rob. We

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I heard from a lot of people yesterday. We

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Speaker 2: wide now. The VP at Campbell's Soup who was surreptitiously

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Speaker 2: But I did like to it was an unintentional pun

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Speaker 2: don't have stock you know, well anyway, the unintentional pun

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Speaker 2: you have stock in one of the ConAgra, one of

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Speaker 2: It's not like the Campbell soup company is its own

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Speaker 2: care about if a guy is talking shrimp in a

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Speaker 2: board room for Campbell Soup. Noh. He mentioned that he

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Speaker 2: fun of you, especially in the Trump economy where everything,

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Speaker 2: all the prices are through the roof. Last thing you

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Speaker 2: people who you're trying to sell to are somehow unwashed heathens.

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Speaker 2: But I hope that what this does in the aftermath

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Speaker 2: half hour operatic production of the Grapes of Wrath from

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Speaker 2: Saturday Night, which is, you know, a story of desperation

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Speaker 2: maybe rob The silver lining here is that this country

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Speaker 2: will once again come to love soup. Right, I may

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Speaker 2: They go, these are our poor soups, and these are

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Cambell's Plus, Campbell's Elite. Yeah, Campbell's plus, Hamble's Gold. Hey,

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Speaker 2: I had it on a T shirt. When the pick happens,

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Speaker 2: Donovan McNabb and Mama McNabb. Now do Rob and his

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Speaker 2: it only when he gets pissed off with the Ducks? Well?

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Speaker 2: Do I does my accent come out? Like? I never

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Speaker 2: of comes out wicked. Yeah, I mean we definitely say

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Speaker 2: wicked at home. Yeah, like that. That's something Dad Maroon

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Speaker 2: Every single song, hit after hit after hit after hit,

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Speaker 10: He kept his shirt on all the way through that.

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Speaker 10: Well here's the thing, No, no, what he did, the

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Speaker 2: Sometimes he walks out wearing the flannel and he's all

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Speaker 10: Well, no, he knows who he is, he knows what

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Speaker 10: this guy removed his his over shirt, right, and now

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Speaker 10: he's just wearing the white tank top the can you

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Speaker 2: Wife beaters, that's what he's wearing. That's not supposed to

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Speaker 10: For the entire show, from the second song all the

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Speaker 10: It was Sugar Sugar, And as soon as he turns around,

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Speaker 2: People went so bananas.

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Speaker 10: Women just losing their minds, and he must do something

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Speaker 2: Because they're like, if they look brand new.

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Speaker 2: This is a guy. His ink is so scattershot. He

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Speaker 10: And then I don't know if it's and it's not

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Speaker 10: He must there must be some kind of regimen you

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Speaker 2: He's not a piece of meat for you to a

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Speaker 10: Caitlin was with me. Yeah, nine days older than he is.

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Speaker 10: We're both forty six years old. Look at me, have

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Speaker 2: Movie. Yeah, but he's got to stay in shape. He's

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Speaker 2: Rob is he aren't you losing? How are you losing

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Speaker 2: all that weight? Oh? Mentality? Hell, thank you for asking

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Speaker 2: You know, our last live show is December the sixteenth.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you take the remainder of the year. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then I know you do you, Yes, get those

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Speaker 2: Well I think back on it, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: It's like love and the Infinity sign, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I thought you meant a tattoo of a foot. That's

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Speaker 2: the Infinity symbol. This is my infinity foot like Thanos.

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Speaker 2: All right? Good? So none, Nope, Well there's still hope. Listen.

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Speaker 2: don't have and then all of a sudden I entered

434
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 2: into my effort phase, my effot era, and I started

435
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 2: getting them. I got another one coming into January, and

436
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,880
Speaker 2: so it may still happen for you. You're still young.

437
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 2: What are you? Nineteen? Yeah? Pushing twenty old? Oh Rob,

438
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 2: she's pushing twenty. Could you imagine that? Oh pushing twenty?

439
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: Fairly legal? Okay, so that's all she needed to say,

440
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: he would you like to see the tattoo of a

441
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,400
Speaker 2: foot on my foot? It with the infinity symbol? What

442
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 2: was that Instagram handle? Again, Jess? When don't really get

443
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 2: some followers. Now, yeah, it's only for feet w mms.

444
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 2: Just Jess careful. Mary Santora is going to be in here,

445
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 2: and she kind of had that foot thing sewn up

446
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: for a little bit, so I think she still does.

447
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 10: I saw somebody ask her the other day if if

448
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 10: she still does that, and she sent the email address

449
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 10: to sign up for.

450
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 2: It, it's santorre To's at gmail dot com, if memory served,

451
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 2: I believe that's correct. Yeah, if Rob lost weight, like

452
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 2: a good amount of weight, he'd looked like Adam Levine.

453
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 2: How about that?

454
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 10: And and uh it changed my entire facial structure and

455
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 10: dyed my beard's my beard my hair?

456
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 2: Richard Northfield once ago Alan did Rob watch any of

457
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: the show or was he just staring at Adam Levine?

458
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 2: I already said that I can't come down in the

459
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 2: guy for that. Adam Levine is a oh that gosh,

460
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 2: as they come, he is dreaming, dreaming, and he's talented

461
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 2: af right. This guy plays guitar and come on, well

462
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: that's the thing too. Here's these guys that are like

463
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 2: kind of good looking. You know, there's this whole thing

464
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 2: about how like if comedians are good looking, they're not funny,

465
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: and it's all nonsense. I understand what people mean, but

466
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 2: it's nonsense. People can't get their heads around the fact

467
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 2: that some people have everything right, really good looking, really talented.

468
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: You think of guys like Adam Levine, John Mayer, who

469
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 2: is a good looking guy. Rights not everybody's cup of tea,

470
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: but he's not an ugo, and those guys can play

471
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 2: their asses off, yep, and it makes you mad. You

472
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 2: want to see an ugly guy killing on the guitar

473
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 2: because you're like, well, at least he's got that well

474
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 2: that Greg Holman or something. That's what Adam Levine did.

475
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 3: Right.

476
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 10: Like, he comes out and you're like, okay, there's Adam

477
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 10: Levine modeling, and he walks over and he picks up

478
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 10: a guitar and just shreds, and you're like, come on, man,

479
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 10: it's dynamic as could be on stage, Like the whole

480
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 10: there's like you look around to see what else is happening,

481
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 10: but ninety percent of the time you're watching him, you

482
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 10: know what I mean, It's like, he's that guy.

483
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: God damn it. Okay, I get a tenth of that

484
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 2: somewhere somewhere. You know, he's probably got a massive hammer

485
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: on top of it, Like everything is just I don't

486
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: know about that, and it all goes to guys like that. Yeah,

487
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 2: but what if that's where it falls off. That'd be great.

488
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: I want to feel like this guy's super talented. Only

489
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,959
Speaker 2: problem is worst kept story in rock and rolls at

490
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: Adam Levine. You know, is you know he's rocking a

491
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 2: casho hung mouse like David Lee Roth Dave you you

492
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 2: have a casho down. I guess I didn't phrase the

493
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 2: question properly. He knew you're the owner of a cashoe

494
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 2: hurt when you gotta squeeze it into those leather pants. Uh, yeah,

495
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 2: there it.

496
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 13: Is, hey Ellen, Just thinking about Dick from Dayton passing

497
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 13: the news that he got and it turned out to

498
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 13: be fraudulent. Maybe you should get his proper name so

499
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 13: when he does go a wall, you could at least

500
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 13: look it up and not have to struggle like you

501
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 13: did for Rick.

502
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: Good day, Yeah, I like good day. Nobody signs off

503
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 2: good day anymore, right, I like good day the whole

504
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: sign off? Yeah, good the rest of the story. No,

505
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: I know I have all of Dick's information. What I'm

506
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 2: saying is that doesn't do me any good if he dies. Yeah, you,

507
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 2: nobody's gonna hit the name. Yeah, I have his name,

508
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: I have his address, I have all that information. I

509
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 2: just don't. That's not gonna help me if he cats out,

510
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 2: Like no, that was my point. Nobody's gonna call me

511
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: and go hey, f yi, I'd have to what give

512
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 2: it six months and then go gee? Let me look,

513
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 2: we haven't heard from Dick. We still haven't heard from

514
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 2: Walter Williams. No bad feeling on that one.

515
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 10: Same And I'm thinking Walter Williams was a pen name.

516
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: Oh you think that was a stage name?

517
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

518
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: I see, I looked. You don't think his real name

519
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 2: was Walter Williams rob Oh yeah, No. He hasn't called

520
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: us in some time. And when he would call us,

521
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: he'd leave us these long, rambling messages, and sometimes he

522
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: would let slept that he was doing it from his hospital.

523
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 2: Oh Rick, I love Rick, I miss.

524
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 14: He said, And I say, you know, tell me about

525
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 14: unless all the old thing.

526
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: Yes, you like potato?

527
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 2: I like, wow, you like tomato?

528
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 3: Like what's wrong with your gab with potato?

529
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

530
00:26:59,320 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 3: Right?

531
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 15: Why?

532
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 14: Yeah.

533
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 2: February eighth will be the fourth anniversary of Rick passing away,

534
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: our friend uh. Frederick Clayton, who was a younger man.

535
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: He told us over the years. As a younger man,

536
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: he boxed under the name Devastation. That was his Nomda

537
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: Gueer in the ring Rob All and I agree with

538
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 2: Rob many as the time. I can recall being at

539
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: a concert and wondering what skin cream Rob Halford was using,

540
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: or what Deodour and Neil Pert had on that night.

541
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 2: Perfectly normal, signed Patrick, Hey, Patrick, let me let me

542
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 2: walk walk through something here for you.

543
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 10: I saw Maroon five, dude, I didn't see Judas Priest.

544
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 10: I didn't see these rock legend bands. I saw Maroon

545
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 10: five with the dreamy Adam Levine out front.

546
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: What do you want from me? I'm just being honest.

547
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: And the other guys in the band have to feel

548
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 2: a lot of ambivalence because they're like, look, we know

549
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: that this guy is the front man for this. We

550
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: know everybody's paying attention to Adam Levine. And if you've

551
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: seen the other guys in the band, you know exactly

552
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: why that is, right right, it's him and a bunch

553
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: of lumps. I mean, they're talented dudes, obviously, but nobody's

554
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 2: going you know. And again there's like nine of those guys.

555
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of dudes in Maroon. They're not called

556
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: the Maroon five because there's five guys, like six or

557
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: seven guys in that band. Yeah, and then they probably

558
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 2: have touring members well, and then like you're getting paid.

559
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: But if you were to walk up to somebody and go,

560
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: I'm the drummer for Maroon five, nobody would believe you.

561
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 2: They go, could you introduce me to Adam Levine? Oh, yeah, okay, cool.

562
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: What's Adam Levine's cell number? Yeah?

563
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 10: And no one cares that beat nick hippie looking guy's

564
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 10: been playing guitar with them since the beginning.

565
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 2: James Valentine, Sure, exactly. I could name you all of

566
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: the guys in Maroon five and you wouldn't know if

567
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: I was lying or not. Absolutely not. No, Maroon's five

568
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: fans don't know the other guy's names. Correct, And it's fine.

569
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: It's fine that way, but don't I'm.

570
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 10: Trying to come down on me because I'm a little

571
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 10: transfixed on the dream of Adam Levine.

572
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: There were three guys, the four guys who began in

573
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 2: high school in the early nineties. The band was called

574
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 2: Kara's Flowers, which is a terrible name, Adam Levine, Jesse Carmichael, keyboardist,

575
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 2: Mickey Madden, the bassist, and drummer Ryan Dusick. Yeah, I

576
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: don't think any of those dudes are in that band.

577
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 2: Oh they all are now except not the drummer. But

578
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: there's another dude who their original drummer had to split

579
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 2: because he had shoulder and wrist injuries. See, that's a

580
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: guy who's playing too hard or he's playing improperly. You

581
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: shouldn't be a drummer with shoulder and wrist issues, really

582
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: if you're taking care of yourself properly. But yeah, good

583
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,719
Speaker 2: luck name and any of those other dudes. But by

584
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: the same token, you're like, I don't need people to

585
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: know who I am. I'm playing arenas and I'm getting paid,

586
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: and then you can go off and do your own

587
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: side projects and laid. I mean, listen to these guys.

588
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 2: You want to know about that dude, You could be

589
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: anybody in that band and you're gonna You're gonna catch shrapnel.

590
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: I don't think it's I feel like it's not nineteen

591
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 2: seventy six anymore though, either, back when like roadies were

592
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: getting laid. You know, I'll introduce you to the band.

593
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 10: Now, I guarantee, guarantee, the guy playing drums in Maroon

594
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 10: five can get laid by being the guy who plays

595
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 10: drums in Rooon five if he wants.

596
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: To, without question, in La maybe no here in Cleveland, Dude,

597
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: he could have watched a stage. It's all moms in

598
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: that audience, exactly, Oh exactly. I was the right age,

599
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 2: wrong sex, That's all that was. There was a lot

600
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: of young people too.

601
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 10: I mean, I think that the popularity of the voice

602
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,479
Speaker 10: and all that stuff, you know, got people paying more

603
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 10: attention to him as they whatever.

604
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 2: My kids loved it, you know what I mean. But

605
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: I think if you want to and you were in

606
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 2: that band, you could do whatever you want in that place.

607
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: It also has to be tough when you were in

608
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: a band, because Maroon five started with a very different

609
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: sound than they have now. They were kind of like

610
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 2: a funk rock band. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, and they're

611
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: playing to their talents. It's gonna be tough when you

612
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: either stumble into a new sound and you discover oh

613
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: that's what people like, so you go in that direction.

614
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 16: You know.

615
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: My favorite line about Marin five was we were our

616
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: biggest influences were Pearl Jam and Nirvana. Now that makes

617
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: sense because the band started in the early nineties. That

618
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: was everybody's you know, anybody who started to ban back then.

619
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: Their influences were Pearl Jam and Irvana, of course. But

620
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 2: you get to a point where you're playing Sugar and

621
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: Payphone and you're like, oh, this is what they want. Yeah,

622
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: and they got to lean into that. They got to

623
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: that point much faster. Think about it, man, They wrote

624
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 2: Sunday Morning. That song right was on the same album

625
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: as Harder to Breathe. So when those dudes were coming

626
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: out with trying to be rock stars, they had that

627
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: pop plan in their back pocket all day long, knowing, look,

628
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: this is what's gonna sell lead our lead singer looks

629
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: like that. Go out there and hit those hat pitches

630
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: and just make everybody happy.

631
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 9: Yeah.

632
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, was it sold out?

633
00:31:59,360 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 9: No?

634
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to say it certainly looked like

635
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 2: it was. Based on walking around down town. They moved

636
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: they did the closing the sides of the upper rise

637
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: and moved everybody down. But it was still a great crowd.

638
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: I mean it was loud, really loud. Mhm. It was

639
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: a good time, all right. Well, yeah, that is a

640
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 2: band that technically started wanting to be fish and then

641
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,239
Speaker 2: they were like, oh well, there's already one of those.

642
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 2: There's already a Bao, and there's already a lot of those.

643
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: The world doesn't need another, uh pretender to the fish throne.

644
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: But you can see man like Adam Levine wants to

645
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: be a rock star, you know what I mean, Like

646
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 2: he's he's the front man, he's he's rock star. Imagy right,

647
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: But you can see when he picks up with guitar,

648
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: he wants to be Hendrix, you know what I mean,

649
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 2: Like he goes out and just slays. You've seen what

650
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: he did on that was it the Howard Stern Birthday unbelievable. Yeah, Man,

651
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: still one of the best versions other than Prince of

652
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 2: that song I've ever heard was him covering Purple Ring.

653
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: That's what I mean, And that's that's made me what

654
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 2: it was. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, That's what I'm saying about

655
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: last night, Like you're like, God damn it, why does

656
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 2: this guy have to be so good at everything? The

657
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: only thing he's not good at staying out of Teenager's

658
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: dms well and with our own jets pushing twenty here

659
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: allegedly we need to well, okay, you need to keep

660
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: an eye out. Allen Cock Show on one hundred point

661
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: seven called the Allen Cock Show relieved himself and did

662
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:30,479
Speaker 2: it all.

663
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: I mean you name it.

664
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: He was probably happening.

665
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 9: Two point six, five seven, eight one double oh seven

666
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 9: or eight one double oh seven.

667
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: In a Cleveland station November's show, a panel appeared on

668
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: the window sill with a circle cut out.

669
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 17: Oh what a sight.

670
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.

671
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: What's behind and that panel's globe?

672
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: That's the glory? What could it be?

673
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 2: A portal to joy a mystery?

674
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 17: Jingle bells ring as the story's role of Cleveland's own festa.

675
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 11: Glory.

676
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 2: If you listen to us on iHeartRadio from out a state,

677
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: I like to know where people are. I'm always happy

678
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 2: to send out Alan cochro stickers. Put you on our map,

679
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: by the way, Bureau chiefs Country Chris down in Memphis,

680
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: over in Memphis, Over in Memphis. I guess I haven't

681
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: heard from him in a minute. Alana listens in Dovert,

682
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: New Hampshire, Dova, Jova Tims in Saint Louis Graham is

683
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: in the District of Columbia, Shelby's in Butte, Montana. And

684
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 2: Chris is a brand new transplant to the Chicago Land area.

685
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: Got a gig with United Airlines, so he's gonna be

686
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 2: out in Arlington Heights. My nephew is a mechanic for

687
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: United Airlines. He lives in Tucson, Tucson at a Zunia,

688
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: and he says he's never gonna leave. He's like, I

689
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 2: never ever want to be in the middle of another

690
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 2: Chicago winter again. You know, we're making all these plans.

691
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 2: It's been a colossal pain in the ass trying to

692
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: get this rental car situation squared away. Because we're heading

693
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 2: to Illinois tomorrow and through the better part of the weekend.

694
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 2: My older kids will be along, and my son lives

695
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: there now, so I'm just gonna, you know, pull through

696
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: and scoop him up. But of course wouldn't you know,

697
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 2: And for anybody traveling, obviously they're keeping an eye on

698
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 2: this too. You're not going home, right, They're going to

699
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: Rhde Island. Is that snow and all this other stuff's

700
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: coming through, So it's like, you know, people are keeping

701
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 2: an eye on that and will you kind of thread

702
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: the needle where it's just rain or will it be

703
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,479
Speaker 2: wind or whatever, And so that's what people are keeping

704
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: an eye on. Tony emails me and goes, hey, man,

705
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: don't keep us hanging because you played this last year

706
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 2: and you're gonna be gone for a few days. You

707
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 2: gotta play old fashioned Christmas from Lynda Bennett. Remember this song,

708
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: don't you were on the show last year when we

709
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 2: played it, Yeah, where the woman is singing the song

710
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: about how her whole family's going to be together, and

711
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: then the radio comes on and there's a bus crash

712
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 2: and they think that dad died in the bus crash.

713
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 12: Member.

714
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: This is a big hit. In nineteen seventy five, Linda

715
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 2: Bennett was called an old Fashioned Christmas and the parenthetical

716
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 2: subtitle was Daddy's Home. Yeah. And I don't know if

717
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: it was on the radio. It was on a major

718
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: record label. I don't know the rest of Linda Bennett's CV.

719
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: He didn't die in that fiery wreck, thank God. Well,

720
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 2: I thought that was implied. I wanted people rob to

721
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 2: be on the edge of their seats. I thought that

722
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 2: was implied. A lot of people refer to this as

723
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 2: the most infuriating Christmas song.

724
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: There is.

725
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 2: Also one of the few Christmas songs to have the

726
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 2: lyric no Survivors. You don't hear that a lot in

727
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: Christmas songs, not even in festive gloryhole do you hear

728
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 2: stuff like that? My children?

729
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 11: The body.

730
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: Land it on thick, you know, naked there is fine.

731
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: We're sorry to interrupt this program, but a bulletin has

732
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: just been handed me. There's been a serious accident involving

733
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: the number five bus out of new Haven, and the

734
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: information we have is that the bus skitted on a

735
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: patch of ice and.

736
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: Slammed into a tree. Stay tuned to this state. Wait,

737
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: how would they have all that information but they don't

738
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: know anything else? How would they know that it slid

739
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 2: on ice and hit a tree first on the scene?

740
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 2: Would just see the aftermath? You'd see a bus against

741
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: a tree. I think the guest new Haven Rock, Connecticut Base. Yeah,

742
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 2: for further detables. Mommy, isn't that the bus Daddy ride

743
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: each night?

744
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 11: Put your mind, he's my children. Everything's all right, everyone.

745
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: Yes, you've probably never heard the song in your entire

746
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 2: life at all. She was in your nineteen years of life.

747
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 2: You've probably never heard but she was psyched to hear

748
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: kids singing. Uh huh, don't get she does. She's on

749
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 2: record she loves nothing more than kids singing all good

750
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: for you? Well you're in for it. Christmas shoes. Yeah,

751
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: that's pressing song of all time. Yeah, I'm gone Jesus tonight.

752
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 18: Yeah.

753
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: I don't even know if there's a fight to be

754
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 2: had about not liking kids singing. You know, if you

755
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 2: have to go to like a school play or something,

756
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 2: that's fine. You know you're in a you're in a

757
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 2: confined area. But there's the Tso song where they sing Jina.

758
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: That's that's that's the one that I like.

759
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 11: Things will be okay, I'm noting best gonna happened on

760
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 11: this Christmas Day's nay, every Christmas.

761
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 9: With all the ji?

762
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: What stage of grief is denial? Is that the first stage?

763
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: There was so many could have rhymed there. Yeah, you

764
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: know Christmas because your dad got hit.

765
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 3: By a bus.

766
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: But there's so much they could have done. His ankles

767
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: are in a notthole, Squirrels are consuming his organs. Is

768
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: any they mistook his eyes for nuts? My children.

769
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 3: To me trying to spell.

770
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 17: The competition, jarring ladies and gentlemen had just been handed

771
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 17: the latest report involving bus number five out of New Haven,

772
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 17: and from all indications, we're sorry to report that there

773
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,240
Speaker 17: were no survivors.

774
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this just can't happen. What am I

775
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: to do?

776
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 11: What have I got left in life to look forward to?

777
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 3: Who wrote me down?

778
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,479
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas? And that's the sun?

779
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 19: Who's the bonitos?

780
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 2: And take me out to Clare?

781
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: But my mom?

782
00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 2: Can't you then? Nor Christmas?

783
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: Everybody?

784
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 2: No, it's late and I missed my bus. Well, don't

785
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 2: just stand there. Tell me what these presents? I missed

786
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 2: my bus? Did anything happen? I hope everybody got home

787
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: all right? Anyway? Linda Bennett and the old fashioned Christmas parentheses?

788
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 2: Daddy's home. Shouldn't that have been like for Tony Dong

789
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: Ding Dong? Daddy? Why are you ringing the doorbell? You

790
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: live here? See exactly?

791
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 9: Well?

792
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: Well, I think maybe his arms were full of gifts,

793
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 2: which then I'd go, wait, daddy, how are you ringing

794
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 2: the doorbell?

795
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: Oh?

796
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Daddy's home. Baby, you're gonna talk about an

797
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 2: old fashioned Christmas? Now make me an old fashion. That's

798
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 2: what they really mean, because it was our Dad's alive

799
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: this Christmas. Screw the other seventy five families that lost

800
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 2: someone tonight. It would be funny though, if he was alive,

801
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 2: but he was still in the bus crash. So he

802
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 2: shows up he's all in tatters, you know, rather than

803
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: him just showing I'm going I missed my boss jackets smoking. Yes,

804
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 2: the gifts are covered in other people's viscera. Yeah, it

805
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 2: looks like young Einstein with his hair sticking straight.

806
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 4: Up in the air.

807
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: And I managed to salvage all your gifts children. Sorry, Timmy,

808
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: this toy truck has someone else's spleen on it. I

809
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 2: hope you don't mind.

810
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 3: Daddy.

811
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 2: Is that cranberry sauce?

812
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 3: There?

813
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,479
Speaker 2: Sure is? Mary? There were no survivors, just sa your gifts? Yeah,

814
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 2: just me. Well, anyway, thank you, Tony. I would have

815
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 2: forgotten that song had you not reminded me. I guess

816
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: I'll leave it up to the audience as to whether

817
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: or not that is a good or bad thing. But uh,

818
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 2: I don't know what else Linda Bennett did. I don't

819
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 2: know if she had another hit. I think I don't

820
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: even know if that qual as a hit. An old

821
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 2: fashioned Christmas and other people have memed it. Of course,

822
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: f all those people in the box who died, That's

823
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like they're celebrating this one guy forgetting

824
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 2: everybody else. Yeah, so I don't know. That could for

825
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 2: all I know, that could be something that had been

826
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: faked many years ago. I don't know. By the way,

827
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: I'm joking saying that ess is nineteen. But of course

828
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: now everybody is hitting me up. I know, asking which

829
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 2: is that must go beyond basic curiosity, right, the degree

830
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 2: to which people are texting me with question marks, it

831
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 2: feels a little skive. She's not nineteen, Hey a little bit?

832
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 9: Three?

833
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, how old are you? Jes twenty six? Twenty six

834
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 2: years old?

835
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 3: All right?

836
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold down now? Yeah, seriously, well you're still I mean,

837
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 2: it's only twenty six. Cimondna I cried when I turned

838
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 2: twenty three. Why, I don't know. I thought it was

839
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 2: the end of the world. I'm fine, I'm like whatever, Yeah,

840
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: twenty six, why twenty trip? Was it twenty six? Because

841
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 2: you felt like you were on the other side of

842
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: getting close to thirties?

843
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 3: That what it was?

844
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I am, but no, twenty three. I don't

845
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 2: know why? Sorry, twenty three? Ye twenty three threw you off. Yeah,

846
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: it really did. I like, see, I didn't start drinking

847
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: until I was twenty six, so twenty one held no

848
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: sway for me. Twenty five I liked rop because I

849
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: could legally rent a car. That's what a nerd I am.

850
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 2: I was like, now I getting rent a car. Now,

851
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 2: that was what was important to me. Wow, didn't care

852
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: about twenty one because I wasn't getting drunk. I didn't

853
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: care because I'd already gotten it all out of my system.

854
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: I started drinking off a fifteen years. That's well, I

855
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: did too, but then I stopped. I got hammered at fifteen,

856
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: and I was like, screw this. I just smoked weed.

857
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 2: I just hammered down. I just kept my foot on

858
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: the gas. So by that time twenty one came, I

859
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 2: was like, what, drink more beer. You weren't gonna let

860
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 2: you weren't gonna let the troubles with alcohol stop you.

861
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: That's right from continuing. It was a car. I was

862
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 2: gonna go full yeah, full tilt boogie yeap. So twenty

863
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 2: six all right, But I hope that you feel better

864
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: about your life isn't over and that she's not nineteen

865
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 2: everybody be happy. Wow, is she really nineteen? Well, listen,

866
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 2: creepy bastards. It's really my fault because, uh, you know,

867
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 2: I'm so good at purporting these scenarios rom the people

868
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: simply can't tell you know what I mean? My poker face,

869
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 2: whether you can see me or not, is unparalleled. They've

870
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 2: got some food news for I know how much you

871
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 2: love that Linus and Lucy song. We were playing that

872
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: yesterday talking about all the Vince Geraldi music and whatever.

873
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 2: The Krispy Kreme people, Rob, they've got some Peanuts themed donuts.

874
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: Okay donuts, yeah, don donuts, but not Duncan dough like

875
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 2: at the Shamokin Duncan Donuts got his. Krispy Kreme has

876
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: got some Charlie Brown and Snoopy donuts out. You'll be

877
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 2: able to start getting those this weekend, ah Rob, Who

878
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: wouldn't love that?

879
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 9: Right?

880
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 2: A little donut with the zig zag Charlie Brown shirt.

881
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: It's a little snoopy faced doughnut. That's nice. I like that, right,

882
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 2: that's fantastic. First of all, who knew Krispy Kream was

883
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: still around? Am I like off my nut here or something?

884
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 3: Like?

885
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: I thought Krispy Kreme. Remember when Krispy Kreme twenty years ago,

886
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 2: they blew up so fast that they like over extended themselves,

887
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 2: like every every like abandoned bank, every every place that

888
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 2: that the previous company left, they turned it into a

889
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 2: Krispy Kreme. I think banks were attractive because they had

890
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 2: drive throughs or is it drives through like attorneys general? Okay,

891
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 2: so back in the day boy five years ago, like

892
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,919
Speaker 2: every empty building they turned into a goddamn Krispy Kreme.

893
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 2: So they spread themselves way too thin, and then they

894
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: had to contract. I thought, to the point where Krispy

895
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: Kreme was all but gone. But they are doing a

896
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: Peanuts Uh huh, what's that shape? I'm saying peanuts and

897
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 2: donuts peanuts as an homage to the people of shamok

898
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: and Pennsylvania who were mad when the Dunkin Donuts Doughnuts

899
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: burned down and the lady didn't want to go to

900
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 2: Turkey Hill and that's where the guy meets his lawyer

901
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: if he has any paperwork to go over. And so

902
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 2: Krispy Kreme is rolling out the peanuts and Snoopy and

903
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 2: Charles Brown themed donuts, peanuts, peanuts, treats, Rob and so

904
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 2: it does sound good though a Krispy Creme. Every so

905
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 2: often there will be a box in our kitchen in

906
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: the morning of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts. Yeah, and I

907
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 2: don't mess with it.

908
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 10: Well, that's all you really need from any donut places, glazed,

909
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 10: especially from.

910
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: That place they got the hot sign on You're good

911
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 2: to go.

912
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 12: Yeah.

913
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, they have released the information on the turkeys

914
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 2: that are being pardoned by Trump. Gobble and Waddle are

915
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: being pardoned by Trump.

916
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 10: Is this the first time he's done that? I was

917
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 10: talking about this earlier. Has he ever played along with

918
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 10: this before? I think that he did the first time around?

919
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 3: He did.

920
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, for some reason, I felt like he just he

921
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: stayed away from all of these types of things. Well,

922
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 2: Gobble and Wattle are the two turkeys that are getting

923
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 2: pardoned by Trump, and people go, well, how do you

924
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 2: pick these? And it turns out these turkeys scammed people

925
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: out of millions of dollars in a crypto scheme. And

926
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 2: that's how you get a pardon from Trump. You actually

927
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 2: have to be guilty of something. Yes, they donated to

928
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 2: the Epstein ballroom, and that's how they got their pardon

929
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: from him. So they had. He had a whole thing

930
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 2: of turkeys and he wasn't sure which tow to pick.

931
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 2: And they said, well, these two over here were trying

932
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: to kill cops in January sixth. And he said, those

933
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 2: are my turkeys. That's how you get a pardon from Trump.

934
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 2: That's the fast track. Where are the two biggest scumbag

935
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: turkeys in the group. And they go oh, gobble and

936
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: waddle and he said, those are my guys. That's how

937
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 2: you get your pardon. But I don't know what to

938
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: do with the turkeys after that. It's ceremonial. It doesn't

939
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 2: mean anything for any president, doesn't mean anything. No, I

940
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 2: don't know what they do after that. I always thought

941
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: it'd be great for the photo op. But then they

942
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: walk them around the back and they like, you know,

943
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: kill them, just re release them back into general pop

944
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: into gen pop out there on the grounds of the

945
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 2: White House. No, they're just like, oh, hey, these two

946
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: are pardoned. They get back on the truck, they go

947
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 2: back to the turkey farm, like yeah, I think it's

948
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 2: all ceremonial. And they get back. Someone's like yeah, and

949
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 2: right across the street, you are going to like this

950
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 2: rob right across the street from us down here at

951
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 2: six sixty eight euclid you I've never gone to the

952
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 2: Marble Room. It is right across the street. It is

953
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: very fancy. It is both hoity and toity, just you've

954
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: been never never same it is. I think I know

955
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 2: someone that works there, well, used to. Well anyway, right

956
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 2: across the street and they have just launched rob Ohio's

957
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: first luxury water. That sounds about right down for this.

958
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 2: How can we charge people more for stuff? You know,

959
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: any restaurant The margins are so razor thin. They've got

960
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: to figure out what to do here. And so they

961
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 2: are proud to be the first in Ohio to offer

962
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:51,919
Speaker 2: an expertly curated water menu. Hmm, okay, listen. Good for them,

963
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 2: And frankly, if you're going over there, you're gonna spend

964
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 2: some coin, so why not throw in the premium water.

965
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 2: They are extending the same uncompromising commitment to water, they say,

966
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: But what what are they doing?

967
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 3: Like?

968
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 10: They're just tasting different waters and then putting that on

969
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 10: their menu, saying that what we really like this?

970
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Could we get a water flight? Please? Could I get some?

971
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 2: This is poland Spring. This one here is Essensia. Yes,

972
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: this is uh our buddy DJJC. You know he's quite

973
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 2: the water snob?

974
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 9: Is he?

975
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 2: So this way?

976
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 11: Oh?

977
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: Buy his own admission? Didn't know that this might be

978
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 2: something great for him? I did not, so right across

979
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 2: the street from us. What I would like to do

980
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 2: is go in, not have any food, just sit there

981
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 2: and order a water flight. Could I have three fingers

982
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 2: of Vshi Katilan please?

983
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 10: I heard I heard the boss out there talking about

984
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 10: going over there. I don't know if they're going today.

985
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 10: We can ask him to bring us some bad table

986
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 10: for six, he said, And he goes, Oh, will they

987
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 10: just go over there? We don't need no reservation. I'll

988
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 10: just walk in and be like, this is where we're sitting.

989
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 11: Wow.

990
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: It was like, damn. Didn't they just go over there

991
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 2: for a couple of days ago the Big Swing? And

992
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 2: d oh, yeah, I think you can. They went for

993
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 2: Curtis's birthday. Yeah, but I think this is something different.

994
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 2: They were talking to the girls about going, Wow, they're

995
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: living their best lives out there in the c suites,

996
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: aren't they. Oh yeah, good for them, dude, Yeah, I

997
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: don't begrudge anybody their success. Good for them. Well, I

998
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 2: want the very least I want to get a review

999
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: from them on their water flights, their high end luxury waters.

1000
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 2: Gonna have to ask them what it's all about. There's

1001
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 2: a bit of food news the Urling Carr Show on.

1002
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 2: So you trying to make us all uncomfortable. It's not right,

1003
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 2: cool man.

1004
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 9: There's plenty more where that game from back to the

1005
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 9: Alan God Show on one hundred point seven mms.

1006
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 2: In the game little premature Monday, of course, will be

1007
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 2: the first of the month. Cleveland loses again to the

1008
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 2: Raptors in Toronto last night, third time in a row

1009
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 2: that the Calves have not been able to get over

1010
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 2: on the Raptors. But they're a very good team. They're

1011
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 2: both pretty evenly matched. One T nine. That's eight straight

1012
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 2: wins for the Toronto Raptors. Calves off until Friday night.

1013
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 2: They'll be in Atlanta to play the Hawks. Then they'll

1014
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 2: come home on Sunday to host the Boston Celtics. You

1015
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 2: pronounced that wrong. You hot on Kevin McHale and the

1016
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 2: Boston Celtics. You got it wrong again, dude. Tomata Calves

1017
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 2: Basketball Friday night, All the game here on your FM

1018
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 2: home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. While the hundred puts upled

1019
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 2: well yoah ba bas and on the iHeartRadio.

1020
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 10: App what Disrespect on the Celtics name guy, get yourself

1021
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 10: in Trouble over Day, Yes, Celtics.

1022
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 2: The very first show that I went to when I

1023
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 2: moved to Cleveland, Ohio. You know, I moved here to

1024
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 2: begin at WMMS. December the sixteenth, two thousand and nine

1025
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 2: was my very first show here, right before everybody else

1026
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 2: was kind of I just want to get my feet

1027
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 2: wet with the equipment and the vibe of the station

1028
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 2: and whatever before we went on holiday vacation. So our

1029
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 2: last live show of this year will coincidentally be December sixteenth,

1030
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 2: marking rob my sixteenth anniversary. Unbelievable. Nobody thought it would last.

1031
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 2: That's a lie. Everybody knew it would. Nevertheless, the very

1032
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 2: first show we went to go see in Cleveland was

1033
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: Cleveland's own Bone Thugs and Harmony. My wife is a

1034
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 2: huge fan, and it was a few months after we

1035
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 2: came here. Is probably would have been the spring of

1036
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: twenty ten at the House of Blues. I've told the

1037
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: story before. You might have even been at that show.

1038
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 2: There were one hundred people on stage. The cops came in,

1039
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 2: shut the whole thing down, arrested Flesh and Bone. You know,

1040
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 2: they had warrants out, people hiding under the DJ table,

1041
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 2: and we're up in the balcony getting blazed with a

1042
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 2: couple of cholos, and you know, these guys would kind

1043
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 2: of Now, over the years, I've never had them all

1044
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 2: in one room, but over the years I've had each

1045
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 2: and every member of Bone, Thugs and Harmony on the show,

1046
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 2: and it's always something with these guys. I like them,

1047
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 2: I really do. But they're kind of running on the

1048
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 2: fumes of the late nineties and early odds, but they

1049
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 2: are still hometown heroes. They said that their show at

1050
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 2: the Agora that's coming up will be their last. Whoa,

1051
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 2: that's this Saturday night. If you are going well, they

1052
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 2: say the Saturday night show at the Agora is going

1053
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 2: to be their last show, one last show with all

1054
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 2: the members. And that's kind of been a sticking point

1055
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 2: for fans is these guys would go on two hours late,

1056
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 2: or they'd stop the show early, or they'd say it's

1057
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 2: gonna be all of us, but only two of them

1058
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 2: show up, and so they didn't always have their mind

1059
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 2: on their money and their money on their mind. But

1060
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 2: they're playing the Agora on Saturday night, and they say

1061
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 2: this will be the last time that all of the

1062
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 2: members perform together. So if you take them at their word,

1063
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 2: and you are a Bun Thugs fan, and you probably

1064
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 2: shouldn't because this should be a huge hometown shows should

1065
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 2: be huge for them. But if you, you know, if

1066
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 2: people go to your shows and they don't quite know

1067
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 2: what to expect, then you're gonna see the kind of

1068
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 2: the law of diminishing returns. Are you gonna make it

1069
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 2: back inside?

1070
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 15: No?

1071
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 2: Aha, I might have spoken too soon. So I'm dropping

1072
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 2: my older daughter back in Michigan on the way back,

1073
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 2: which is really not that far out of the way.

1074
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe maybe are probably up on the way

1075
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,959
Speaker 2: up to No. No, Nope, she is taking the train

1076
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: into Chicago. We're gonna pick her up Friday morning. Nice. Yeah,

1077
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 2: and they'll take her back on Saturday.

1078
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 16: Uh.

1079
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 2: So it would have to be boy, if I got

1080
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 2: back into town, I'd have to haul ass straight to

1081
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: the Agora. So maybe it's Gwen's favorite. It's a good gift,

1082
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 2: you see what you're talking about gifts yesterday? I know,

1083
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 2: but we're gonna get She's not gonna want to do that.

1084
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 2: It's tell her you just look what I got. You

1085
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 2: got your tickets to see Bone Thugs. And if she

1086
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 2: says take them and put them with that harmonica up

1087
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 2: your ass, then you know you made a mistake.

1088
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 3: Yeah I know.

1089
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll see anyway. Bone Thugs say that this

1090
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 2: Saturday night show at the which will be a couple

1091
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 2: of days before the first of the month, will be

1092
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 2: their very last show, not just in Cleveland, but ever.

1093
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 2: But you think they would have planned that better, like

1094
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 2: they would have had it on the first of the

1095
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 2: month or something some month, you know what I mean,

1096
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 2: wherever the first coincides on a date that works. Yeah,

1097
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, they're probably not going to

1098
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 2: play the Agora on a Monday night, but well maybe

1099
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 2: not this particular month. He just looked for a date

1100
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 2: that works. Were the first falls on a Friday or Saturday? Sadday?

1101
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 2: Alan Kevin McHale just died a week ago. No he didn't,

1102
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 2: Kevin McHale from the Boston celcom that. No, he's still alive.

1103
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: Maybe there's another Kevin McHale who's died. There was an actor.

1104
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 2: There was a kid from Glee named Kevin McHale, but

1105
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 2: clearly using your context clues, I'm not talking about that guy,

1106
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 2: but I don't even know if he's dead. There is

1107
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 2: a Glee dude who died. McHale's very much of it.

1108
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 2: Kevin mc hell is probably seventy years old by now

1109
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 2: sixty seven. The bucher that they have of him six seven.

1110
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 2: The picture they have of him, yeah on Wikipedia, looks

1111
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 2: like if Lurch and Paul McCartney had a child. You

1112
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 2: need to look you see it. That's how he looks.

1113
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 2: That's all. That's how Kevin McHale has always looked, you

1114
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 2: know when this guy was on.

1115
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 3: The court, and be like you.

1116
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 2: The picture this in particular, I mean, it looks just

1117
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 2: like Paul McCartney. Oh it's so good. You're like, hey,

1118
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 2: Kevin McHale, why the long face? And they're the tit garden?

1119
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 2: You of the buzzle so much for support of the

1120
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 2: teams Stall, Oh he was something else. So boy, nice

1121
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:03,439
Speaker 2: contemporary reference for the kids. Lurch and a basketball player

1122
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 2: they've never heard of. You go, congratulations, we did it. Jess.

1123
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 2: You ever heard of Kevin McHale, No, you ever heard

1124
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: of Lurch? Nope, surely you're familiar with the Adams Family movies.

1125
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 2: I don't really watch movies. Here's the show Wednesday on Network. No, well,

1126
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 2: you actually take that back. I watched a couple of pisodes.

1127
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 3: All right.

1128
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 2: So Lurch is the driver in that show. He works

1129
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 2: for the Adams family and he that kind of just

1130
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 2: makes noises when he goes to things. The tall one, Yep,

1131
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 2: that's Lurch. I thought it was their butler. Well, he's multiler,

1132
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 2: he's multi talent, he's a handy, he is the he's

1133
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 2: a he's a monster wrangler. Whatever. See the other one,

1134
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: cousin it is covered in a thing. Is the hand Wait,

1135
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 2: who's the bald one? Fester? Fester gotcha? Which is a

1136
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: great name for character. Fantastic concast. Fred Armison is him

1137
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 2: and Wednesday. Yeah, I don't watch that show. It's very good,

1138
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 2: is it? Yeah? I watched it with the girls. Now, Jess,

1139
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 2: is it a time thing or you just don't like

1140
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 2: watching movies my attention span? Okay, yeah, I understand. I

1141
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 2: did watch one. Well, I watched it within like a month.

1142
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 2: It was called Nurse Jackie on Netflix. That's a show

1143
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 2: show that was really good. I finished that super fast.

1144
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 2: But movies I can't. It's just the attention span. But

1145
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 2: it's Edie falco Is. She's been added to that show

1146
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 2: Mayor of Kingstown for people watching that with Jeremy Renner

1147
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 2: just of course Carmelo soprano. And then her follow up

1148
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: is called Nurse Jackie Christ and she's been added to Yeah,

1149
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 2: the cast of Mayor of Kingstown the News, the Mayor

1150
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 2: of Kingstown, Jayj's what are you doing in that show?

1151
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 6: Calm?

1152
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So attention span, Okay, that's fine, But

1153
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 2: in most movies, in her defense, most movies are way

1154
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 2: too long, Like there's no reason there should be two

1155
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 2: hour comedies, you know what I mean.

1156
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 10: But that doesn't affect you, Like if you're watching a

1157
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 10: show that you're into, the attention span thing doesn't happen.

1158
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I take that back. You know what I like

1159
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 2: Hallmark movies? Okay?

1160
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 3: You all right?

1161
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 2: All right? Are you so bad? Okay? So you're like

1162
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 2: you hate watch them or you're like you like the

1163
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 2: gooey stuff a little bit. No, I hate watch them

1164
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 2: because I laugh, it's funny. Yeah, but there's so many

1165
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 2: things you could hate watch. Why Hallmark movies because the

1166
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 2: plots are so predictable, Yeah, the girl moves back from

1167
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 2: the big city and her high school boyfriend is there. Yeah,

1168
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 2: but isn't that like Sweet Home, Alabama? And there's like

1169
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 2: a billion other movies with that exact same plot. And

1170
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: that's why I hate those movies because they are also predictable.

1171
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 2: When the heart there's a So you have the Hallmark

1172
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 2: channel for those. There's an entire streaming service for those.

1173
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 2: Is there a Grand Old Popery Christmas? You could watch

1174
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 2: We Met in December? The more the merrier Christmas Down

1175
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 2: Christmas at the cat Nip Cafe with Emily de Chanel,

1176
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 2: Santa's fuzzy sack. Yea, is that on there? An Alpine holiday?

1177
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 2: Santa's fuzzy sack? That's not on there? Finding mister Christmas.

1178
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 2: Baked with Love with one of the sister sister twins. Now,

1179
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 2: see that should be a movie starring Cheating Chong and

1180
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 2: not Baked with Love. Yes, yep, do you know who

1181
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 2: Cheach and Chong are? Yeah? All right, I watched that

1182
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: movie Up and Switch, Up and Smoke, Oh yeah, still smoking.

1183
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 2: The Corsican Brothers. Nobody watched the Corsican brother yellow Beard.

1184
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 2: I love that movie. There's some a movie with the

1185
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 2: party of five. Girl called she's making a list. I

1186
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 2: bet she's checking it twice too. Single on the twenty fifth.

1187
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 2: This is just their countdown to Christmas over and then

1188
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,439
Speaker 2: of course there's Hallmark Mystery. Oh and they're on twenty

1189
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 2: four to seven in my house. Oh yeah, oh they

1190
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 2: are always okay, Oh yeah, Melissa will watch them and

1191
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 2: then the girls will come in. What happens in this one?

1192
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, what do you think happens? The same

1193
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 2: thing that happens at all The vet marries the horse

1194
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 2: trainer that moved away for the big city. It was stop,

1195
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 2: but it is interesting. There's something, there's something primal about

1196
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:24,439
Speaker 2: that kind of movie that draws people and they watch

1197
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 2: it and there's an entire streaming service for it. This

1198
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 2: is a greeting card company that now is shorthand for

1199
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 2: a certain kind of movie. Yeah, right, it might as

1200
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 2: well be like, you know, Xerox became a verb, right,

1201
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 2: It was a brand name became a verb because it

1202
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 2: was so pervasive. When you talk about, oh, it's one

1203
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 2: of those Hallmark Christmas movies, people know exactly what you're

1204
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 2: talking about. They don't think it's scrooged. They don't think

1205
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 2: it's home alone. They know exactly what you're talking about.

1206
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 2: I remember Dougie always talking about a royal Christmas crush.

1207
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 2: I can't wait.

1208
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 10: I'm gonna start watching these on October seventh when they

1209
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 10: turn the channel.

1210
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you out of your mind? You're

1211
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 2: gonna watch two months of this? But she's a single mom.

1212
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 10: People love. Listen, my wife is she's married. Believe she's married,

1213
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 10: and she's got two kids. And they just sit there

1214
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 10: and watch Hallmark movie. Wow, they're warm and fuzzy like

1215
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 10: Santa Sack. Santa's fuzzy Santa's fuzzy sack.

1216
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 2: There's one where they're standing, uh, back to back with

1217
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 2: each other, and there's a llama in between them. I

1218
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,480
Speaker 2: don't know what that is. We Wish you a Married Christmas?

1219
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 2: What are what are the Lama's lines? Allan, what is he?

1220
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 2: Good size?

1221
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 9: Nice?

1222
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 2: Lama knows it. So here's a clip from that We

1223
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 2: Wish You a Married Christmas. Yeah, that's a Hallmark Camel Christmas.

1224
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 4: There.

1225
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 2: What's called camel toe Christmas? I forgot it was that

1226
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 2: it's a camel, not the lama. I got my clips confused.

1227
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 2: Small town Christmas, Good size nice lama comes from what

1228
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 2: a lama that got loose in a town And they

1229
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 2: just talked to one of the neighbors and her clip

1230
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 2: was she was trying to be nice and the neighbor

1231
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 2: was like, it's very nice, good size, nice lama. Just

1232
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 2: completely random origins. Yeah, she was just trying to be

1233
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 2: like a supportive neighbor. She's like, oh, we'd see walking

1234
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 2: around good size, nice lama. What else are you gonna say? Right,

1235
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 2: good size, nice lama. It was a good size, good size.

1236
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1237
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 2: I don't really watch movies, says Jess. I hate her already,

1238
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 2: says this texter. I mean, that's a weird hill to

1239
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 2: die on that you don't like Jess because she doesn't

1240
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 2: like movies.

1241
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1242
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people present company included. I

1243
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 2: hate to admit that my attention span has gone to

1244
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 2: shrimp and maybe it was inevitable. Like I said at

1245
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 2: the beginning of this year, this is the year I'm

1246
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 2: gonna read more. Now I did whether it's nothing to

1247
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 2: write home about, nothing to brag about some people, but

1248
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 2: you know, I literally know people who like h read

1249
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 2: like a book a week. Yeah, me too, And in

1250
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 2: my brain, I go, first of all, I'm putting this

1251
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,200
Speaker 2: crap together twenty hours a day. But also I'm like,

1252
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 2: when I read, I love it, but I'm not going

1253
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 2: to read a book a week. No. I finished maybe

1254
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 2: four books this year.

1255
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 10: It's because you're too busy watching twenty seven hour documentaries

1256
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 10: about country music.

1257
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 2: I turned it on again last night and I was like,

1258
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 2: Rob's going to be so mad that I'm watching this.

1259
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:35,479
Speaker 2: Do you watch Do you watch Edgerald Gordon like goon

1260
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 2: w Sundown? Do you watch that one? Finish it? Every

1261
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 2: time I talk about a docum you care it all

1262
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:43,200
Speaker 2: about documentaries, Jess, Oh, I love them. Okay, well those

1263
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 2: are very long too, though, so when you talk about

1264
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 2: attention spam, that's why I ask every time I mentioned.

1265
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 2: Every time I mention a documentary, Rob goes, oh, did

1266
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 2: you finally watch the Gordon Lightfoot documentary? Which it's understandable

1267
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 2: because it's short, right, it's like forty five minutes and

1268
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 2: YouTube maybe wait a minute, so holdo, just do you

1269
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 2: know who Gordon light What is now? And we're moving on?

1270
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 2: Go ahead? Have you ever heard the wreck of the

1271
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 2: Edmund Fitzgerald? They just had the big anniversary. You probably

1272
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 2: saw it all over social media. Even if it didn't

1273
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 2: register what it was.

1274
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 20: Now.

1275
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 2: One of his big big songs the Wreck of the

1276
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 2: Edmund Fitzgerald. And then he has a song called Sundown.

1277
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 2: He was a Canadian singer songwriter, okay, and died maybe

1278
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 2: a year or so ago. Anyway, there is a documentary

1279
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 2: about him called Sundown, and it's not very long. And

1280
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 2: every time I talk about a documentary in watching, I

1281
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 2: watched five hours of Billy Joel and hbo oh God.

1282
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Speaker 2: And I'm not even like a massive Billy Joel fan.

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01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 2: It's just I grew up with my mom listening to him,

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01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 2: and so I have an infinity.

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Speaker 10: He's gonna give five hours to Billy Joel, but not

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01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 10: five minutes to mister Gordon Lightfoot.

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Speaker 2: Well, but you asked me, and I always say no,

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01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 2: So ask me again. Have you watched the Gordon Lightfoot documentary?

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Speaker 2: Ac No, but I sare I will eventually guess. Oh

1290
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 2: that sucks? Who hates that? Answer?

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01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 3: Hate it? Now?

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Speaker 2: How have you not watched the rest of that? You

1293
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 2: started it? You said, I'm about ten minutes in. Did

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01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,759
Speaker 2: you hate it? No? No, it's just something else crossed

1295
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 2: my field of vision or I had to put my

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01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 2: nine year old to bed or something. I mean, if

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01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 2: it was just my opinion, if it was just me

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01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 2: saying it was great. But you've been emailed numerous times

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Speaker 2: from this audience telling you it's good. I know it's

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01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 2: all great document. I'm not on the fence about it.

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01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 2: I just need to remember I'm watching it and click

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01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 2: it on. There was a whole list of things you

1303
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 2: no cave up on all of them. Alan is Dave,

1304
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 2: a fan of Hallmark movies. Hey, you're in good company.

1305
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 2: What do you say when the vet marries the horse trainer?

1306
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 2: What do you say when the vet? Yeah, well you

1307
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 2: would like when you get all the go go. How

1308
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 2: do you feel about that? I live my life like this.

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01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 2: No tomorrow, right tomorrow, Alan and Jess said, I like

1310
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,880
Speaker 2: Hallmark movies. I swear to god you could hear a

1311
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 2: tumble weed roll through your studio. Well, now we're learning

1312
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 2: about Jess, that's all it is. Yes, these are little

1313
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 2: pieces of the puzzles. So when we go, oh, you

1314
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 2: know something that if if we so choose, locks in

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01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 2: our brain. So the next time we go, oh, I

1316
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 2: was sung In any new thing, we'll call it a relationship.

1317
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 2: In any new relationship you have to peel back the

1318
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 2: layers of the onion, and that's what we're doing.

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01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 4: Now.

1320
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:38,600
Speaker 2: We're getting a little more insight into who Jess is

1321
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 2: as a person, right yess yeah, Alan, did you see

1322
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:48,680
Speaker 2: the movie called two L's One sleigh s l a y.

1323
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 2: Stephanie says her record is one hundred and thirty one

1324
01:10:54,320 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 2: books in a year. Oh ravo. Listen. I always thought

1325
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 2: of myself as a reader, right, and at my core

1326
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:08,560
Speaker 2: I am. But wow, nerd, I thought that I was.

1327
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,960
Speaker 2: I thought that I was going to escape the whole

1328
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 2: the decimation of my attention span. And I don't know,

1329
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 2: you know, when we go on break for the end

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01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 2: of the year, maybe I'll hunker down and do some reading.

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01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 4: But then you know what I do?

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01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 2: I go, why why I do that? We're all dead

1333
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 2: in five years anyway? Like who am I trying to impress?

1334
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 2: Don't set yourself up for the failure of not doing it.

1335
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 2: You're not going to read five books, no, but you

1336
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,519
Speaker 2: know what, you know, the older you get, At least

1337
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,800
Speaker 2: for me, it's a matter of like, let's see how

1338
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 2: much information I can scram into my brain, because listen,

1339
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 2: it's helpful for this, right, we talk about a billion things, right,

1340
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 2: And the more things I have floating around in my head,

1341
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 2: the more that I can It's always been the case,

1342
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,559
Speaker 2: the more that I can invariably call them to mind

1343
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 2: if they're relevant. But the stuff that I read, like,

1344
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 2: I don't read fiction. I read nonfiction, so I read

1345
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,880
Speaker 2: like biographies and I read things like that. So I'm

1346
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:09,000
Speaker 2: not reading fictional books. But I also ain't reading one

1347
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,559
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty one in a year. She said, that's

1348
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 2: her record. So before Oh God for you go out. Yeah,

1349
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 2: I know, go outside, nerd oh, listen, go But everybody's

1350
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 2: got their own thing. Jess isn't reading books because that

1351
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 2: requires probably more attention span than she's got. Are you

1352
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 2: reading books? Jess? Sometimes? But I can't even get through them? Wow?

1353
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 2: My favorite movie of all time, which is what Paul

1354
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:46,599
Speaker 2: blar Mall Coop shut? That is not your favorite movie

1355
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 2: all time? Hold on? That is your of all time

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01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 2: all time. It's not it's no one's favorite movie. The

1357
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:58,599
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving movie movie thinks of that movie. No Thanksgiving movie

1358
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,920
Speaker 2: is Planes, Trains and Automobile. Have you seen that? But

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01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,639
Speaker 2: Paul Blart is your favorite movie. Yeah, and it's almost

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01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,679
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving actually, So I got to start it. It takes

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01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 2: place on Thanksgiving and Black Friday. I love that movie,

1362
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 2: Paul Blart Mall Cop. That is my favorite sort of guy.

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Speaker 2: That's my favorite answer of all time. That's the greatest

1364
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 2: thing I've ever heard hers from. Now I'm gonna be like, bro,

1365
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:24,639
Speaker 2: I knew this girl one's whose favorite movie was Paul

1366
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 2: Blart Mall Cop. Right after she told us she hated movies.

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01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 2: It's like a story that you tell explaining why you

1368
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:36,479
Speaker 2: broke up with someone. She watched You guys were really

1369
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 2: made for each other. I thought, dude, her favorite movie

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01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 2: was Paul Blart Mall Cop.

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01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 10: Was good to one day she said she watched Paul

1372
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Speaker 10: Blart Mall Coop and it was her favorite Thanksgiving movie.

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01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yess hey, listen, no judgment. That's an amazing grab.

1374
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 2: I've never heard anybody. I've never heard anybody even say

1375
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 2: that they like that movie. Let alone it's their favorite.

1376
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,639
Speaker 2: Like my favor are parts where the hobo is singing

1377
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 2: on the stage and then he falls through the window.

1378
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,560
Speaker 2: So you're like visual comedy, you like physical comedy. I

1379
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,559
Speaker 2: just like that movie Paul Blart. Because didn't they make

1380
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,520
Speaker 2: a sequel? They didn't I didn't watch it the appropriately

1381
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:19,960
Speaker 2: titled Paul Blart Mall Cup too. Oh okay, deep in

1382
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 2: for that one cop harder. All right, Wow, good for you.

1383
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 2: Paul Blart Mall Cup favorite movie of all time? Have

1384
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 2: you seen like the Godfather? I mean it was a

1385
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 2: huge hit. It's not like she's some weirdo. It was

1386
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 2: a huge hit, hence the sequel. They shot it in Boston, Rob, No,

1387
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 2: it's not weird that she's seen it. They shot it

1388
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 2: weird that it's her favorite movie. They shot it at

1389
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,439
Speaker 2: the Burlington Mall. Do you know where that is? I

1390
01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 2: do in Burlington, Massachusetts, after they got denied a permit

1391
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 2: from Willowbrook Mall in New Jersey. I've been there, bro,

1392
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 2: I've been to that mall huge times. They also shot

1393
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 2: at the South Shore Plaza in Raintree, Massachusetts. All Right,

1394
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 2: poor Jess has to go over and use a different

1395
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:11,280
Speaker 2: microphone to answer calls because God forbid both of them

1396
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 2: go into the phone lines. Yeah, so she has to

1397
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 2: go use a different microphone to talk to callers when

1398
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,000
Speaker 2: they call in. So that's why she just wheeled across

1399
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 2: and like started talking into a separate microphone. So, if

1400
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 2: you were watching on the show. I gotta take a

1401
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 2: break anyway, I give her a break. All Right, I'm

1402
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:26,599
Speaker 2: gonna We're gonna die. We're gonna digest Paul Blart, mall

1403
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:34,320
Speaker 2: Cup The Allen Cox Show on one hundred, The Allen

1404
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 2: Cox Show. I've been listening to that horsees yours for months,

1405
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,160
Speaker 2: and you can take that crap and blow it out

1406
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,120
Speaker 2: your ass, and for good measure, just.

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01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 9: Call The Alan Cox Show two one six five seven

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01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 9: eight one double oh seven or one three.

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01:15:49,160 --> 01:16:05,680
Speaker 2: Four eight one double oh seven three. Want to send

1410
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:10,679
Speaker 2: a text Alancoxshow dot com. Email there if you want

1411
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 2: you listen on iHeartRadio. Tell me where you do it? Uh,

1412
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 2: if you are on a state. I like to know

1413
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 2: where our bureau chiefs are. Mary listens in wake Forest,

1414
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:24,559
Speaker 2: North Carolina. Mike's in Rochester, New York. John is one

1415
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,560
Speaker 2: of our bureau chiefs in Canada. He's in London, Ontario.

1416
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:34,720
Speaker 2: Ray is in Vancouver, Bob is in Astoria, Oregon. And

1417
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,880
Speaker 2: Jeff is in Grafton, Ohio. What's going on? Jeff?

1418
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:43,799
Speaker 16: I wanted to call in and tell you my favorite movie. Okay,

1419
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:52,559
Speaker 16: Sisterhood Act? The second one would the Sister Act?

1420
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 2: Is that what he said? Sister Act. No, Sisterhood Act.

1421
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 2: I think it is, isn't it. No, it's called Sister

1422
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:03,320
Speaker 2: He took her the be Goldberg in a habit. Yes,

1423
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 2: that's Sister Act. His favorite movie. He doesn't know the

1424
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:10,719
Speaker 2: name of Rob. Sisterhood Act too, so not Sister Act,

1425
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:13,559
Speaker 2: but he likes the second one. I have to think

1426
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,560
Speaker 2: second verse same as the first when it comes to

1427
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 2: that movie. I've never seen any of the Sister Act movies.

1428
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:21,759
Speaker 2: And you know me, Rob, I was once the president

1429
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 2: of the Midwest chapter of the Kathen the Jimmy Fanclub. Okay,

1430
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 2: Sister Act too, Jeff, Before I let you go, care

1431
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:36,799
Speaker 2: to make your case? Yeah, I just think it's funny.

1432
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:43,519
Speaker 2: Have you seen a lot of movies? Well, I don't know.

1433
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 16: My attention span is not really there to watch movies.

1434
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean in your lifetime, have you seen movies

1435
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 2: like for that to be at the top of your list.

1436
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering why. I'm not saying it wrong. I'm

1437
01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 2: just wondering why. I don't know why. I don't know.

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01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 2: What's your favorite movie? The Godfather? Why? Because it's one

1439
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,880
Speaker 2: of the greatest movies I've all, Because it's hilarious, Jeff,

1440
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 2: And that's why it's Good Fellows Sisterhood Act too, not

1441
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:16,080
Speaker 2: Sisterhood Act. Thank you. Well, listen, Jeff and I, you know,

1442
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 2: we're probably the same age we started watching movies on

1443
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 2: the zoa trope rob. You know, they'd put the light

1444
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,160
Speaker 2: throw and you just spin a little guy on a

1445
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:28,160
Speaker 2: horsey and you'd go to sleep. M You know, Variety

1446
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 2: magazine dropped the top one hundred comedies of all time,

1447
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 2: and I haven't gone through the exhaustive list, but I

1448
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,599
Speaker 2: bet I can garon f and t you that Paul

1449
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 2: Blart mull Coop is not on there, nor is Sisterhood

1450
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:46,760
Speaker 2: Act too. But I always put it in context of listen,

1451
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,639
Speaker 2: Jess is twenty six, so she was like ten when

1452
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,559
Speaker 2: that movie was out, So of course she's gonna love it. Yes,

1453
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,840
Speaker 2: think of the movies you loved when you were that age.

1454
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 2: Now you don't usually keep them. Is your favorite movie,

1455
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 2: but it certainly explains why you'd go, oh my god,

1456
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:07,720
Speaker 2: Paul Blart Mall Coop love it and you've stuck with it. Yeah.

1457
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,960
Speaker 2: Always that's a double down on it? Now? Is it

1458
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:16,719
Speaker 2: almost Thanksgiving? Gotta watch it? I mean I only saw planes,

1459
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 2: trains and Automobiles for the first time last year. What

1460
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 2: I know that that is considered the gold standard of

1461
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:27,719
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving movies, mostly because there's a dearth of Thanksgiving movies.

1462
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 2: There just aren't that many, really, But I had never

1463
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 2: seen that movie in its entirety before. That's also an

1464
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,759
Speaker 2: amazing film. Aside from being a thanks it was great.

1465
01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 2: It was great. Now here's what I'm gonna have to

1466
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 2: do in the interest of transparency. I'm gonna have to

1467
01:19:46,479 --> 01:19:51,800
Speaker 2: Rob go back and watch Paul Blart Mall Cop and

1468
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:57,280
Speaker 2: Sisterhood Acting to Sisterhood Act too. Yeah, that's right. But

1469
01:19:57,439 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 2: Variety magazine dropped their one hundred Greatest Comedies of All time,

1470
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 2: number one, the Naked Gun, the first one, the first

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01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:11,840
Speaker 2: Naked Gun, Yes, which I think is a fine pick.

1472
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 2: It's a fine pick. You know, comedy obviously is very subjective.

1473
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,280
Speaker 2: Bridget Jones Diary comes in dead last at number one hundred.

1474
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,800
Speaker 2: The fact that even made the list is well, I

1475
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 2: was kind of I was. I really just kind of

1476
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,560
Speaker 2: zeroed it in the top ten, and I was a

1477
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,080
Speaker 2: little surprised as some of the ones that were in

1478
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:33,880
Speaker 2: the top ten. Naked Gun was number two, number one,

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01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 2: rather number two is some like it Hot, which is

1480
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:39,320
Speaker 2: a you know, Jack Lemon Marilyn Monroe flick from monro

1481
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 2: Ro Marilyn Monroe Monroe from the fifties that not everybody

1482
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 2: has seen. You know, a lot of cross dressing in

1483
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 2: that film, not for everyone.

1484
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,280
Speaker 21: But last year and only on New York twenty three,

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01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:57,879
Speaker 21: twenty four at Wagner College, then his freshman at sophomore

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01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 21: years at Monroe College. You ever watch the show t

1487
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 21: night on ABC too Close for Comfort were and he

1488
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 21: would come into the room and address his daughters and

1489
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 21: the the guy who were them Monroe through Monroe.

1490
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:16,839
Speaker 2: You can hear his color guy go uh uh huhh yeah, everybuddy,

1491
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,560
Speaker 2: my cousin's there at ESPN and Charlotte dropping in a

1492
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 2: nice Monroe reference. Annie Hall number three disagree there again,

1493
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:28,759
Speaker 2: you Woody Allen is an acquired taste. Boy. Annie Hall's

1494
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 2: a fine movie. I three on the All Time Comedy List. Well,

1495
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 2: I feel like also those early Woody Allen movies are

1496
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:41,639
Speaker 2: so revered by like critics and stuff that that's why

1497
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,760
Speaker 2: it ends up on these lists. Just saying it just

1498
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 2: to say, guess, yeah, The Great Dictator, the Charlie Chaplin

1499
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:50,439
Speaker 2: movie where places at the parody of Hitler number four. Okay,

1500
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,240
Speaker 2: I can see people saying that saint like I'm doing

1501
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 2: the silent jo gesture here when I hear that, you know,

1502
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:59,560
Speaker 2: like the oh woody, oh yeah critics. But that's the

1503
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,599
Speaker 2: same thing I just said to that guy about The Godfather,

1504
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 2: right Like people would look at me the same way

1505
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,640
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, of course you're gonna say the Godfather. Now,

1506
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 2: Waiting for Gufman is number five. That is one of

1507
01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:11,120
Speaker 2: my favorite comedies. I'm surprised that they have it at

1508
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 2: number five. I have to assume because it's for you know, again,

1509
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:17,600
Speaker 2: did go that high with it? This wasn't crowdsourced. Is

1510
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 2: Waiting for Guffman a top five movie for me? Yeah? No,

1511
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 2: I don't think it is. But it's absolutely top Tenson

1512
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:27,880
Speaker 2: Show and Waiting for Goufman easily top ten. Very very funny,

1513
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 2: Python in the Holy Grail Duck Soup, Like I didn't

1514
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 2: I didn't get Like as a kid, I wasn't. I know,

1515
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:36,720
Speaker 2: that's the Marx Brothers. But like as a kid, I

1516
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:40,400
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to watch The Three Stooges because my mom

1517
01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 2: thought it was too violent. So as a result, some

1518
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,599
Speaker 2: people will Revere. The Stooges. I never got into them.

1519
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 2: I do love the three people say they love the Stooges.

1520
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 2: I go, I'm a huge iggy pop band. It doesn't

1521
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:52,160
Speaker 2: even occur to me what they're talking about. Fargo is

1522
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 2: in the top ten here, young, The Frankenstein Perfect Groundhog

1523
01:22:56,240 --> 01:23:01,599
Speaker 2: Day is number ten. Let's see. Hey, Sean, Oh yeah,

1524
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 2: what up?

1525
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:04,599
Speaker 3: Not much?

1526
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:04,960
Speaker 18: Uh?

1527
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:08,200
Speaker 4: Well, first, I you guys were just talking about playing

1528
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:10,800
Speaker 4: Trains and Automobiles. I just watched that movie for the

1529
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:12,799
Speaker 4: first time ever on Friday, which.

1530
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,360
Speaker 2: Is that I watched it last year. Did you like it?

1531
01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:15,920
Speaker 2: Did you think that it lived up to the I

1532
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,599
Speaker 2: hesitate to say hype because it's been around so long.

1533
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,320
Speaker 4: But right right, I thought it was pretty funny. I mean,

1534
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,439
Speaker 4: it stands the test of time. It's a great movie,

1535
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,519
Speaker 4: right as far as comedy goes. Yeah, okay, great movie, good,

1536
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:33,920
Speaker 4: very underrated. But my god, I have a problem hearing

1537
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 4: kid Rock on my way to work at four o'clock

1538
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:40,920
Speaker 4: in the morning because he's so magafied.

1539
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:45,360
Speaker 2: Wait, you have a problem. On w NMS, we were

1540
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,080
Speaker 2: playing kid rock.

1541
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, every morning on my way to work, a

1542
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 4: kid kid rock song comes on, and even if it's

1543
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:55,000
Speaker 4: a song I like, I just can't listen to it anymore.

1544
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,640
Speaker 2: All right, Well, let me just go ahead and take

1545
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 2: a look at that, and I guess I schedule the music.

1546
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:02,720
Speaker 2: I can. Kid rock Cowboy played at four thirty eight

1547
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:05,479
Speaker 2: this morning, and did it play it? Did it play

1548
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:09,360
Speaker 2: at four o'clock on Monday morning on Monday morning? Let

1549
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:13,320
Speaker 2: me check four am on Monday? Kid rock?

1550
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:13,519
Speaker 4: No?

1551
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 2: Kid rock? No, let's go back to Friday.

1552
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,920
Speaker 4: I mean, you know what I'm saying.

1553
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,960
Speaker 2: Though I know what you're saying, but again I don't

1554
01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:26,000
Speaker 2: it doesn't really change it. No, No, no, I don't.

1555
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,080
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't even mean that I'm saying, Like,

1556
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,720
Speaker 2: if you like the song, you like the song. You

1557
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,760
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, it doesn't really change my

1558
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 2: song anymore, no more, right.

1559
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:42,000
Speaker 10: I just I'm more worried about the songs playing in

1560
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,240
Speaker 10: the same hour all the time because I schedule the music.

1561
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,320
Speaker 2: Now, it didn't look like that. That's not what happened.

1562
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:48,320
Speaker 2: But again, perception is reality.

1563
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 10: So if you hear ball with the Ball one day

1564
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 10: and then you hear Cowboy the next, it's gonna sound

1565
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:54,599
Speaker 10: like it's with the Ball.

1566
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,439
Speaker 2: And I sat through the first verse, and.

1567
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 4: Then I was like, all right, I can't.

1568
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,639
Speaker 2: Do it no more Yang and Dad Dang Diggy Diggy Sean,

1569
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:05,360
Speaker 2: and the songs just sucked too, Diggy Diggy. I don't

1570
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:07,559
Speaker 2: I listen. I don't play the songs on this radio

1571
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,719
Speaker 2: station that I want to play. I play the songs

1572
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:12,920
Speaker 2: that are like, yeah, they didn't show up and people

1573
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,599
Speaker 2: want me to play. I would gladly ever play one

1574
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,479
Speaker 2: of those songs again. I think they're ridiculous, but people

1575
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:22,479
Speaker 2: love kid Rock. He's an American badass. Watch him kick.

1576
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,160
Speaker 2: You can roll with rock, or you can radio edit

1577
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:26,360
Speaker 2: and rhyme.

1578
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 4: I guess I'm I guess I'm just gonna have the

1579
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,160
Speaker 4: radio edit when.

1580
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:32,120
Speaker 2: He comes on. Sean, what do you do where you're

1581
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:32,680
Speaker 2: driving to work it?

1582
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 18: For?

1583
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:35,120
Speaker 11: Uh?

1584
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,639
Speaker 4: I work at a We make furniture for like really

1585
01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 4: expensive nights furniture. We just actually made a bunch of couches,

1586
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:43,560
Speaker 4: like fifty couches for Saudi Arabia.

1587
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:44,880
Speaker 2: I say, for Jade Vance.

1588
01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,519
Speaker 5: I was thinking about.

1589
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 4: Making a meme, just taking a picture of a bunch

1590
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,439
Speaker 4: of couches and making a meme, but I don't want

1591
01:25:53,479 --> 01:25:54,719
Speaker 4: it to come back on me and get fired.

1592
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:56,360
Speaker 2: So Sean you're a crafty.

1593
01:25:58,680 --> 01:25:59,920
Speaker 4: Uh, I guess you could.

1594
01:26:00,439 --> 01:26:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I do like the easy stuff. But

1595
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,760
Speaker 2: you're still doing it. You're still doing romance work though

1596
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,799
Speaker 2: you're you're you're an agral cog in the furniture making machine.

1597
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, all right, well listen, we'll keep an

1598
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:16,360
Speaker 2: ear out for the for the Bob Ritchie music. Okay,

1599
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,760
Speaker 2: all right, thank you, thank you, Sean. They're Shawn out

1600
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:22,439
Speaker 2: Willard Ohio. Does that make him amish if he's out

1601
01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:24,680
Speaker 2: that way? Oh? I don't know. He didn't sound amish, No, no,

1602
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:28,200
Speaker 2: but it's I'm wondering it's like an Amish shop. Oh oh,

1603
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:31,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, because that's as feel about him.

1604
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:31,360
Speaker 11: Rock.

1605
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:38,640
Speaker 2: Amish furniture is insanely expensive, Hey Tom, Yeah, but it's

1606
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,760
Speaker 2: such high quality it is, and it's made so quick.

1607
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:44,040
Speaker 2: You know, they'll build you a garage in a day.

1608
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 2: You'll pay three times as much. But if you're on,

1609
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:49,720
Speaker 2: if you're if you need a garage right away, Rob,

1610
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,720
Speaker 2: and you know how often you need something like that?

1611
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 2: And hello, Tom, Hey, how you doing, Allen? What's going

1612
01:26:55,479 --> 01:26:58,120
Speaker 2: on for a while? Okay, welcome back.

1613
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:00,720
Speaker 7: Well, this is my first time to get to say

1614
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:07,360
Speaker 7: Hello to the click rattler. Hey, so, just a funny story.

1615
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:10,000
Speaker 7: You were talking earlier on the show about drummers not

1616
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,439
Speaker 7: getting any action. I had a funny story when my

1617
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:16,400
Speaker 7: ex wife was bar attending down in Columbus and the

1618
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:19,320
Speaker 7: band Tonic came in and there was nobody else in

1619
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:24,640
Speaker 7: the bar but them and her, and one of one

1620
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:30,400
Speaker 7: of our fellow co workers ended up giving a beach uh.

1621
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,479
Speaker 2: To the drummer for a Tonic. Not even Emerson Hart.

1622
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:36,400
Speaker 2: It was the drummer whoever that was back.

1623
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:40,559
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay exactly, And so you know, I pointed pointed

1624
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,519
Speaker 7: out to him, I said, hey, by the way, our

1625
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:46,240
Speaker 7: jukebox company says that you are the most played CD

1626
01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:50,040
Speaker 7: on the jukebox. And his response was, why don't you

1627
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 7: have our new one. I'm like, oh, I didn't know

1628
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:53,639
Speaker 7: you had another.

1629
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's what he went with. I'm not like, oh,

1630
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:56,760
Speaker 2: that's cool.

1631
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:03,479
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly exactly, because even take a compliment, Yeah, the drummers. Drummers,

1632
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:06,240
Speaker 7: drummers from even obscure bands get actions. What I'm trying

1633
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 7: to say, I'm sure, I mean.

1634
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:14,160
Speaker 2: It does happen. I'm just saying that, like, uh yeah, no, listen.

1635
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:18,000
Speaker 7: Yeah you can't a little drummer girl. To this day,

1636
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,559
Speaker 7: she's still known as little drummer girl.

1637
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, do you think he You think he was standing

1638
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:25,920
Speaker 10: there getting said beach taking a peek down goes hey.

1639
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:36,320
Speaker 12: Open up your right, let him tell a story. Now,

1640
01:28:37,439 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 12: if you could only.

1641
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,920
Speaker 2: See the top of your head, this is just a

1642
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:48,880
Speaker 2: casual affair. That's right, all right, Thank you, Tom, Thank you.

1643
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:51,840
Speaker 2: There's Tom with a story about what did he say

1644
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:56,000
Speaker 2: his wife? His ex wife's coach worker wearing the drummer

1645
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,400
Speaker 2: of Tonic down On. Now, that is a band that's

1646
01:28:58,439 --> 01:29:01,400
Speaker 2: had about a dozen drummers in twenty years. So I

1647
01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 2: don't know. Boy, that's the next mystery is who they're

1648
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:09,800
Speaker 2: talking about. They're not that we care, no, But I'm

1649
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:14,639
Speaker 2: looking at this list. You're that Variety Top hundred Comedies list. Dude,

1650
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,400
Speaker 2: I Caddy Shack is at twenty two. That jumped out

1651
01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:22,320
Speaker 2: at me too. Yeah, well, because I think it's okay.

1652
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:26,000
Speaker 2: It's Variety magazine, So it's gonna be movie critics. Yeah,

1653
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 2: who are gonna think? You know, listen, movie critics think

1654
01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,920
Speaker 2: that some of those things are low brow. That's why,

1655
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:34,599
Speaker 2: with respect, you're never gonna see Paul Blart mall coop

1656
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:38,320
Speaker 2: anywhere in those one hundred picks. Have you ever heard

1657
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:42,320
Speaker 2: of a movie called The Bank Dick. I'm serious. That's

1658
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:45,519
Speaker 2: a number from the forties, number twenty one on the list.

1659
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:49,559
Speaker 2: It is a Groucho Marx movie. No, the Bank Dick,

1660
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 2: number twenty one. It's funnier. I just don't know those

1661
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:56,479
Speaker 2: old I don't know those black and white comedies. It

1662
01:29:56,640 --> 01:30:00,599
Speaker 2: happened One Night, number nineteen from nineteen thirty. I don't

1663
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,600
Speaker 2: think I've ever seen a Marx Brothers movie. You know

1664
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:06,840
Speaker 2: what it's not. It's not funnier than Dumb and Dumber

1665
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:10,160
Speaker 2: or Young Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein one of those. I mean,

1666
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,519
Speaker 2: that's in the top ten. Even History of the World

1667
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:15,120
Speaker 2: is funnier than most of the things that are here.

1668
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 2: And that's the lower of their movies. I think Bride'smaids

1669
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,840
Speaker 2: at twenty four funny, Yeah, Ron and Willoughby's like, what

1670
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:26,719
Speaker 2: the hell airplane is number sixty two, bull, It's.

1671
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:30,519
Speaker 10: Funnier than number twenty six, I think, and not because

1672
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,280
Speaker 10: the movie's that funny, but because of what they were

1673
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,120
Speaker 10: able to accomplish with that character.

1674
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:38,640
Speaker 2: Now, somebody texted me that my cousin Vinnie is the

1675
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:41,720
Speaker 2: best comedy of all time. That's absolutely one of my things.

1676
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:45,599
Speaker 2: Couldn't make a case for that. What what was that word?

1677
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 7: You to?

1678
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:51,400
Speaker 2: What? Youths allan? My favorite comedy is The Passion of

1679
01:30:51,439 --> 01:30:53,840
Speaker 2: the Christ. Oh boy, yeah, no, listen, I get where

1680
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:56,680
Speaker 2: you're coming from. I'm an atheist, but I still you

1681
01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 2: got to give it up for that's al you made

1682
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:02,080
Speaker 2: your decision for Christ. I think that's the same movie

1683
01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:04,680
Speaker 2: is When Harry Met Sally? A comedy? I think so.

1684
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:07,680
Speaker 2: It's considered Rob Reiner, it's considered a relationship comedy. Oh,

1685
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 2: I love that movie. I love When Harry Met Sally.

1686
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:13,479
Speaker 2: Saw it in the theater like twice in eighty nine.

1687
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:17,439
Speaker 2: I think love that movie. Billy chryss Ol, Meg Ryan

1688
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 2: at peak Powers, Bruno Kirby, the late Great Bruno Kirby,

1689
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:27,599
Speaker 2: Carrie Fisher acting in the film. Great movie. The Princess

1690
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:32,560
Speaker 2: Bride at thirty seven. Good movie. Yeah, showed that's my

1691
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:34,559
Speaker 2: daughter for the first time a couple of years ago.

1692
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:36,840
Speaker 2: It actually it still holds up, right, did you not?

1693
01:31:37,439 --> 01:31:38,840
Speaker 2: I thought it was still great. I think so. It's

1694
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:41,160
Speaker 2: another Rob Reiner movie. I mean, very funny. The guy's

1695
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:47,439
Speaker 2: pretty deft when it comes to comedies. Hey what agent? Hello,

1696
01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:50,920
Speaker 2: Hello Woodie? How are you pal? I'm good brother.

1697
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,840
Speaker 7: My ex wife's coworker is doing a mad day short

1698
01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:57,720
Speaker 7: the beat some ballroom Saturday.

1699
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:03,800
Speaker 2: All right, hello, great story. I was gonna say what what? Yes,

1700
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 2: you're you're Yes? No, I say the best, the best? Hey, Rob,

1701
01:32:10,439 --> 01:32:14,640
Speaker 2: how you I'm good man? Go ahead? Way we just

1702
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:18,680
Speaker 2: saw what he on Saturday. Sunday. Sunday. Yeah, out of

1703
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:21,080
Speaker 2: the out of Aurora in the basement for the finals there,

1704
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:24,200
Speaker 2: keep going early today football thing? Yeah what he's Uh,

1705
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:28,560
Speaker 2: he's a man. He's a bonto levant Rob. What'd you

1706
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:32,400
Speaker 2: call me? Pre You're a bond vivant? You live in

1707
01:32:32,439 --> 01:32:33,160
Speaker 2: your best life?

1708
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:37,519
Speaker 7: I truly am. Yeah, I'm all farting around in the rain.

1709
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:38,320
Speaker 6: In the garage.

1710
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 2: Yes, and uh, you know I when I want to

1711
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:46,120
Speaker 2: and I don't when I don't want That's right. Nobody

1712
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:52,000
Speaker 2: gonna tell him how you're gonna tal.

1713
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:54,920
Speaker 16: All right?

1714
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,840
Speaker 2: What's Upboddy? Nothing?

1715
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:00,960
Speaker 6: Man, I but I'm gonna bumla lower your mind the

1716
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:03,200
Speaker 6: best comedy movie of all time?

1717
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:05,280
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1718
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:10,040
Speaker 2: I couldn't be readier? Is that a word on my suspense?

1719
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:10,320
Speaker 4: Word?

1720
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:16,800
Speaker 2: But uh, Napoleon Dynamite is the best you know my

1721
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 2: thoughts on that, or maybe you don't. Yeah, okay, so listen,

1722
01:33:20,880 --> 01:33:24,080
Speaker 2: I know it's popular despite being an utterly terrible movie.

1723
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:28,840
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people like it. Uh, but listen,

1724
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:30,920
Speaker 2: what are you going to say? I'm in the minority

1725
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,880
Speaker 2: on that show? Hey, what do you it's it's it's

1726
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:38,800
Speaker 2: the it's the stupidity of it all. Yeah, but stupidity

1727
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,840
Speaker 2: can be I think there there can be something funny

1728
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:45,240
Speaker 2: about stupidity. But that ain't it with that movie, which

1729
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:48,400
Speaker 2: is why they never never made a sequel that main

1730
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:51,360
Speaker 2: dude could barely get anything off the ground after that

1731
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 2: because they were like, yeah, it's like kind of a

1732
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:57,000
Speaker 2: hipster comedy, and it was very much of the time.

1733
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:00,560
Speaker 2: But it's not great and nobody wanted would admit it.

1734
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:04,320
Speaker 2: But you have to understand the stupidity of all is

1735
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:10,840
Speaker 2: what makes shows great, you know, like like some shows. Uh,

1736
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,479
Speaker 2: go ahead and say it, what do you like this program?

1737
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:18,600
Speaker 2: It's fine if you could only see what he is

1738
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:21,600
Speaker 2: about two fingers deep, I think, and he's drinking. And

1739
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:25,640
Speaker 2: while we got you, I gotta, I gotta, I got

1740
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:29,000
Speaker 2: a question for you, Yes, sir, out at the the

1741
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:31,400
Speaker 2: gig the other day. Came over and we took a picture,

1742
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:34,960
Speaker 2: and when you put your arm around me, you very

1743
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:39,880
Speaker 2: slowly moved your hand across my left buttock and up

1744
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,680
Speaker 2: my back and then onto my shoulder. Is that intentional

1745
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,679
Speaker 2: or was that just the the Glenn livit?

1746
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:46,760
Speaker 4: That was?

1747
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:50,759
Speaker 6: That was the shots that I had prior to the venue,

1748
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,160
Speaker 6: And it was just because I have an admiration for

1749
01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:54,759
Speaker 6: your telling.

1750
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:56,560
Speaker 2: Oh well, that makes me happy. So there was a

1751
01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:58,800
Speaker 2: there was a purpose for It wasn't an accident.

1752
01:34:58,600 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 3: What you're saying it was.

1753
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:04,400
Speaker 2: It was by design. It's very slow now, and it

1754
01:35:04,439 --> 01:35:06,599
Speaker 2: was odd. It was the bottom of the of the buttock,

1755
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:10,040
Speaker 2: very slow, up the buttock to the back, to the

1756
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,000
Speaker 2: lower back, and I don't have much of an ass

1757
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,960
Speaker 2: so it was a very straight distance. Well, that's where

1758
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:17,720
Speaker 2: Woody's genius comes into play, because most people would go

1759
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:20,960
Speaker 2: in the other direction. He starts at the start ass

1760
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:23,960
Speaker 2: slow and works his way up almost on the back

1761
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:25,880
Speaker 2: of my leg. He was so low on the buttock

1762
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:29,640
Speaker 2: and then up slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly whack to the

1763
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:32,240
Speaker 2: back and then up on the shoulder. We'll never forget

1764
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:39,280
Speaker 2: what he consent is king, it is all right, thank you? Whatdy?

1765
01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:43,640
Speaker 2: There's Woody out there on the leg. I was like,

1766
01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 2: did he just grab my.

1767
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:49,360
Speaker 3: Car? Show on one.

1768
01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:58,760
Speaker 2: Hugely? A wild fire evacuates. You'd prepare for a hurricane.

1769
01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:02,120
Speaker 2: There's escaping this disaster due.

1770
01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:04,000
Speaker 4: It's one of the worst disasters that I've seen in

1771
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:04,439
Speaker 4: my career.

1772
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:06,320
Speaker 3: The Cox Show.

1773
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:17,920
Speaker 2: I'm one hundred twenty seven w mm. But she's ald

1774
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:21,000
Speaker 2: you to have a walk. She's the kind of default and.

1775
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:21,840
Speaker 3: Take to deed.

1776
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:26,760
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, man, but she always goes to face.

1777
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:30,000
Speaker 2: She's got stop, she's got face. She's a wean.

1778
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:31,519
Speaker 9: Rob.

1779
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,880
Speaker 2: Do you see who's in here? She's an idea.

1780
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 3: Wow.

1781
01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:37,280
Speaker 2: So good to see her. And people were so excited

1782
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:39,560
Speaker 2: when I said that Mary Santora was going to be

1783
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:43,160
Speaker 2: back on the show. We both have different hair. I

1784
01:36:43,439 --> 01:36:46,479
Speaker 2: know you got the red again. We read it went

1785
01:36:46,760 --> 01:36:49,240
Speaker 2: dark now you used you used to make fun of

1786
01:36:49,320 --> 01:36:51,760
Speaker 2: the red. It's not the same red. I know you

1787
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:54,200
Speaker 2: had like the fire engine red before, back in the

1788
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:55,800
Speaker 2: day when you used to make the jokes about it,

1789
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:58,280
Speaker 2: and I used to call it late for court red.

1790
01:36:58,840 --> 01:37:02,400
Speaker 2: That was the so that I had. So when I

1791
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:05,400
Speaker 2: run into Mary at Mike Polk's wedding. I hadn't seen

1792
01:37:05,439 --> 01:37:07,080
Speaker 2: her in a minute, and we hug and she goes,

1793
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:13,120
Speaker 2: look at you with your George Washington hair. I know

1794
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:15,840
Speaker 2: it's long and it's great and got a little curl

1795
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:19,920
Speaker 2: to it. I know, yes, I was sailing across the

1796
01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:25,760
Speaker 2: Delaware How are you? I'm so happy birthday? You know.

1797
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:28,120
Speaker 2: I don't have anything for you because my default is

1798
01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:30,760
Speaker 2: to get people bottles of booze, and I can't get

1799
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:32,920
Speaker 2: you bottles of booze. You cannot and I'm a terrible

1800
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:35,080
Speaker 2: gift giver in general. That's okay. You can just give

1801
01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:39,559
Speaker 2: me money, money, Hallionaire. I will venmo you five thousand dollars.

1802
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,240
Speaker 2: How about that? You have no idea how much that

1803
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:44,400
Speaker 2: would help? Okay? So Mary is back? Because is it

1804
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:47,040
Speaker 2: the last couple of years you've been doing the Thanksgiving

1805
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:50,200
Speaker 2: weekend at Hilarities and this weekend is no difference at

1806
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:52,280
Speaker 2: the Good Hilaries dot Com? Is it the full weekend?

1807
01:37:52,360 --> 01:37:55,880
Speaker 2: Is it like the Friday Saturday? Just Friday Saturday two

1808
01:37:55,920 --> 01:37:57,400
Speaker 2: shows per night, four.

1809
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:00,800
Speaker 19: Shows yet to Friday two Saturday. Bold times are six

1810
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:03,200
Speaker 19: thirty for the early show, nine fifteen for the late show.

1811
01:38:03,479 --> 01:38:05,160
Speaker 19: Early shows are pretty close to sold out.

1812
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:09,000
Speaker 2: You are you? Are you going to hilaris dot com?

1813
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:12,200
Speaker 2: You are back and forth now more than you were

1814
01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:14,320
Speaker 2: before between Ohio and New York.

1815
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:16,720
Speaker 19: Yes, okay, yes, I don't know if you knew this

1816
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,240
Speaker 19: about New York City on it is extremely expensive.

1817
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:19,439
Speaker 20: You know.

1818
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:21,759
Speaker 19: People told me that when you left, and I didn't

1819
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:25,360
Speaker 19: believe them. So you got to live it to really understand. Yes,

1820
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:27,479
Speaker 19: you know, And I don't know if you knew this either.

1821
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:27,920
Speaker 11: I did.

1822
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:33,240
Speaker 2: I did lose my job last year, so wow. Bill

1823
01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:36,280
Speaker 2: Squire has a story like that. Oh that sucks. Yeah,

1824
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:39,200
Speaker 2: so the financial implications have been big. I'm sorry to

1825
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:43,479
Speaker 2: hear that this is terrible, this economy, this economy.

1826
01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:46,599
Speaker 19: You know, what do you head someone or two people

1827
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:48,519
Speaker 19: in the room with me to blame them crazy?

1828
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:51,160
Speaker 2: But when I see you, it looks like you're killing it.

1829
01:38:51,479 --> 01:38:53,920
Speaker 2: I mean right, I'm having a great time. I really am.

1830
01:38:54,479 --> 01:38:57,120
Speaker 19: I ended up because I got pasted at the Comedy

1831
01:38:57,200 --> 01:39:00,560
Speaker 19: Seller the same week I got fired here. Yes, so

1832
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:03,280
Speaker 19: it was like the best and worst week because I

1833
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:04,600
Speaker 19: was working.

1834
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:05,559
Speaker 2: The Comedy Seller I had.

1835
01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 19: I'm also at New York Comedy Club and the Sandwich,

1836
01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:10,280
Speaker 19: like the three mean clubs in New York City.

1837
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:12,840
Speaker 2: So I have like all these spots and I'm killing it.

1838
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,120
Speaker 19: I feel like I followed David Tell and I crushed

1839
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:17,960
Speaker 19: and I'm like, I'm the best comedian that's ever lived, right,

1840
01:39:18,320 --> 01:39:18,800
Speaker 19: and then I.

1841
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:21,080
Speaker 2: Got fired here, and it was like, what the hell

1842
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:24,920
Speaker 2: is happening? But yeah, comedy is I mean, you were

1843
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,880
Speaker 2: leaving anyway. Correct, you were leaving anyway.

1844
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:30,320
Speaker 19: I'm giving you guys a hard time. You was ving anyway. Yes,

1845
01:39:30,800 --> 01:39:33,920
Speaker 19: So comedy is incredible.

1846
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:35,639
Speaker 2: And well, because I feel like, for a while there,

1847
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:37,600
Speaker 2: I'm glad to hear that, because I feel like for

1848
01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:41,320
Speaker 2: a while you were feeling a little adrift. You were like, man,

1849
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,439
Speaker 2: I don't know, or am I miss? I thought we

1850
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:45,120
Speaker 2: talked about that at the time, and you were like

1851
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,479
Speaker 2: it was a real up and down, and now it

1852
01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:48,479
Speaker 2: looks like it's more offen.

1853
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:51,560
Speaker 19: Yes, I mean it's I've been there, as you like

1854
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:54,559
Speaker 19: to say, I'll be starting my third year New York.

1855
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:58,200
Speaker 19: I completed two years, and it just takes a while

1856
01:39:58,320 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 19: for people to know you're around all the time.

1857
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:02,320
Speaker 2: You're not just visiting that longer than that. I know,

1858
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:03,120
Speaker 2: it doesn't, isn't it.

1859
01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:07,720
Speaker 19: Yeah, You're like consistently good, that you perform well, you know,

1860
01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:09,960
Speaker 19: and it just it just takes a minute to kind

1861
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:13,479
Speaker 19: of get into the swing. But then once you're in it,

1862
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:16,200
Speaker 19: I'm in it. So you know, people ask all the time,

1863
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:18,559
Speaker 19: they're like, we are the right move. I'm like one

1864
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:24,040
Speaker 19: hundred percent. For my career, it's been incredible. Like for

1865
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:27,320
Speaker 19: my personal life, I've never been satured.

1866
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,720
Speaker 2: It's just well, that's why I assume you're you're back

1867
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:31,360
Speaker 2: and forth more.

1868
01:40:31,479 --> 01:40:34,040
Speaker 19: Yeah, because Brian and I are still together, so you've

1869
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:37,240
Speaker 19: been together going on six years, still in his daughter's life.

1870
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:39,400
Speaker 19: I know everybody was really excited to hear stepmom updates.

1871
01:40:39,439 --> 01:40:41,360
Speaker 19: That's their favorite thing about me, I think is that

1872
01:40:41,439 --> 01:40:45,479
Speaker 19: I'm Steven dates, but I'm still in his daughter's life.

1873
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:49,439
Speaker 19: So just it's crazy because you don't realize how much

1874
01:40:49,479 --> 01:40:52,640
Speaker 19: you miss that stuff until it's gone. Like in Cleveland,

1875
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 19: even obviously I realized I missed my boyfriend and his daughter,

1876
01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:59,280
Speaker 19: but like the city and Ohio and just the comfort

1877
01:40:59,560 --> 01:41:04,479
Speaker 19: that with where you're from, and like friends, like real friends,

1878
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 19: not coworker friends, not you know, not like comics you

1879
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:09,439
Speaker 19: see in passing once every two months.

1880
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:11,439
Speaker 2: Like it's just very lonely there.

1881
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:15,719
Speaker 19: It's very, very very lonely, even though there's nine hundred

1882
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:18,840
Speaker 19: thousand million people there. It's just it's tough. It's a

1883
01:41:18,920 --> 01:41:19,840
Speaker 19: tough way of life.

1884
01:41:19,960 --> 01:41:22,559
Speaker 2: Well that's kind of. The more people that you're surrounded by,

1885
01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:25,400
Speaker 2: the more you can feel isolated from people who aren't

1886
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:31,080
Speaker 2: especially doing what you do, which is man. Most of

1887
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:33,920
Speaker 2: the people that you want to have conversations with are comedians,

1888
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:36,880
Speaker 2: you're like, or other funny people, you know what I mean.

1889
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:39,680
Speaker 2: It's a real drag talking and people aren't funny, yes,

1890
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:41,400
Speaker 2: And you're like, why am I doing this?

1891
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:41,960
Speaker 18: It is?

1892
01:41:42,120 --> 01:41:44,879
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's not it's definitely.

1893
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:50,120
Speaker 19: I was feeling very just honestly depressed, just sad and

1894
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:52,280
Speaker 19: away from home and away from Brian. I was only

1895
01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:54,439
Speaker 19: coming home like once every four or five weeks, and

1896
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:57,439
Speaker 19: it's just wasn't enough. And it got to the point

1897
01:41:57,479 --> 01:41:58,840
Speaker 19: where I was like, oh, yeah, you're gonna hate the

1898
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:00,320
Speaker 19: city for like five or suits years.

1899
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:02,960
Speaker 2: Then you'll never want to live anywhere else. And I'm like, no,

1900
01:42:03,439 --> 01:42:06,519
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be miserable until I'm forty. That's crazy. Yeah,

1901
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:09,640
Speaker 2: Like what am I trying to prove by hating what?

1902
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:12,439
Speaker 2: If I just get past that six year mark of

1903
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:14,559
Speaker 2: hating it, then I'll And also, I'm like.

1904
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,720
Speaker 19: I tell other comics, I'm like, I have people who

1905
01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:19,799
Speaker 19: love me, like I have a family, yeah.

1906
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:20,439
Speaker 2: Waiting for me.

1907
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:22,439
Speaker 19: I understand a lot of people who do live there,

1908
01:42:22,439 --> 01:42:24,600
Speaker 19: they don't have anything else. There are comedies all they have,

1909
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:26,840
Speaker 19: and that would be a different story. But I'm like,

1910
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:30,639
Speaker 19: there's this whole other half of me. My entire focus

1911
01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:32,640
Speaker 19: has been on New York for so long. It's been

1912
01:42:32,680 --> 01:42:35,840
Speaker 19: New York, New York, New York, and then I kind

1913
01:42:35,920 --> 01:42:38,719
Speaker 19: of forgot how big of a part of my life

1914
01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:39,800
Speaker 19: the home is.

1915
01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:42,240
Speaker 2: Just being a being a stepmom in.

1916
01:42:42,280 --> 01:42:45,360
Speaker 19: A suburb and going to gymnastics meets and having Tuesday

1917
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:47,759
Speaker 19: nights with nothing to do on the couch with my boyfriend.

1918
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:50,960
Speaker 2: Well, that's a good realization to come to, because some

1919
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:53,320
Speaker 2: other people they don't always come to that realization. They go,

1920
01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:55,320
Speaker 2: you know what this is, I don't need to go

1921
01:42:55,439 --> 01:42:57,920
Speaker 2: back to the other stuff. So there's that's a good

1922
01:42:57,960 --> 01:42:58,760
Speaker 2: realization to come to.

1923
01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:00,400
Speaker 19: I guess and I had to move to have their

1924
01:43:00,439 --> 01:43:04,200
Speaker 19: realization because I was so not bitter isn't the right word,

1925
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:07,960
Speaker 19: but I felt myself slipping closer into like you know,

1926
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:10,320
Speaker 19: marriage and buying a house and that kind of stuff

1927
01:43:10,320 --> 01:43:12,680
Speaker 19: where it was like, if I don't do this, we're

1928
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:13,679
Speaker 19: gonna end up divorced.

1929
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:16,519
Speaker 2: I'm gonna end up leaving to go to New York. Anyway, Well,

1930
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:19,600
Speaker 2: you'd be resentful that you felt like you weren't doing what.

1931
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:21,599
Speaker 19: You wanted to do, right, And it's so funny because

1932
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:24,559
Speaker 19: I'm like I was telling Brian maybe last summer, maybe

1933
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:26,960
Speaker 19: this summer, eighteen months in, and I was like, no

1934
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:29,200
Speaker 19: one is more surprised that I hate this than I am.

1935
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:33,320
Speaker 2: I am sucked. Yeah, yeah, I am. Yeah.

1936
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,040
Speaker 19: And so it's just one of those things where it's

1937
01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:38,519
Speaker 19: like I need my family. I need people in my

1938
01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:41,960
Speaker 19: life every day, and I need to see them on

1939
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:44,920
Speaker 19: more than once every five week basis in order to

1940
01:43:45,080 --> 01:43:48,320
Speaker 19: just be a happy, well rounded, good person.

1941
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:52,479
Speaker 2: Functioning human being. Definitely. So is it pretty evenly back

1942
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:53,000
Speaker 2: and forth?

1943
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:53,200
Speaker 3: Then?

1944
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:53,800
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1945
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:55,599
Speaker 19: For the past couple of months, it's been like two

1946
01:43:55,640 --> 01:43:59,040
Speaker 19: weeks in New York, two weeks home. December and January

1947
01:43:59,080 --> 01:44:00,559
Speaker 19: are weird with like holiday and stuff, Like.

1948
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:03,559
Speaker 2: Probably some whiplash there though, too. I Mean I'm so.

1949
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:06,720
Speaker 19: Used to traveling anyway. Yeah, so it's honestly two weeks.

1950
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:09,160
Speaker 19: Two weeks is kind of perfect because when I'm out

1951
01:44:09,240 --> 01:44:12,040
Speaker 19: in New York, I'm hitting. I'm going out every single night.

1952
01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:14,439
Speaker 19: I'm not burnout. I'm like ready to see people, I'm

1953
01:44:14,439 --> 01:44:15,719
Speaker 19: ready to hang I'm ready.

1954
01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:17,800
Speaker 2: To be out. I'm fresh because you know these weeks

1955
01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:18,200
Speaker 2: are coming.

1956
01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:21,200
Speaker 19: And then I come home when i'm kind of I'm tired,

1957
01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:22,760
Speaker 19: I'm over it. I've been out till three in the

1958
01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:25,040
Speaker 19: morning eleven nights in a row, and then I come

1959
01:44:25,120 --> 01:44:27,080
Speaker 19: home and I relax and I get to do nothing

1960
01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:28,560
Speaker 19: and hang out with my boyfriend, has spent time with

1961
01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:30,760
Speaker 19: the kid, and see my sister and my nieces, and

1962
01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:32,719
Speaker 19: then by the time they annoy me, it's.

1963
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:34,200
Speaker 2: Time to go back to New York. So it's just

1964
01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:38,600
Speaker 2: like this really really nice balance only fans. Uh no,

1965
01:44:39,160 --> 01:44:41,839
Speaker 2: oh she got off she got so to speak well.

1966
01:44:43,880 --> 01:44:46,200
Speaker 19: But yeah, no, she's not doing that anymore. So, Yeah,

1967
01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:49,559
Speaker 19: she is in a very happy and committed relationship.

1968
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:52,679
Speaker 2: Oh good. Yeah, I mean people can do both. They can. Yeah,

1969
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:56,080
Speaker 2: are you still selling foot picks? I am. I did

1970
01:44:56,160 --> 01:45:00,439
Speaker 2: give the email earlier because I was Yeah, San Hortoes

1971
01:45:00,439 --> 01:45:06,400
Speaker 2: at gmail dot comra yes, because we alluded to it aspire. Yeah,

1972
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:10,800
Speaker 2: and then uh and I have them blown up and

1973
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:14,320
Speaker 2: then you know, but then I was like or Rob

1974
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:16,800
Speaker 2: said something like you were he saw something that that

1975
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,760
Speaker 2: made him think that. We came up and he said,

1976
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:20,560
Speaker 2: I said, I think she's still doing it because I

1977
01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:25,000
Speaker 2: saw the ask me anything. So Friday, Okay, here's a life.

1978
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:26,560
Speaker 19: This is an am A on Reddit. Yeah, an a

1979
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:30,920
Speaker 19: m a on Instagram, Instagram. Sorry, but big life update.

1980
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:33,160
Speaker 19: I flew out to La to finish that movie I

1981
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:34,080
Speaker 19: started three years ago.

1982
01:45:34,280 --> 01:45:37,360
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw your photo and I was like, is

1983
01:45:37,439 --> 01:45:38,840
Speaker 2: this the same one or a different one?

1984
01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:40,439
Speaker 19: This is the same movie that I was in, Like

1985
01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:42,479
Speaker 19: however long ago where I played the big New York

1986
01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:44,720
Speaker 19: City agent, right remember.

1987
01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:48,719
Speaker 2: Right agent, and we're they gonna have to cut around

1988
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:49,240
Speaker 2: you though.

1989
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:51,360
Speaker 19: They were, But then can you ask me up in

1990
01:45:51,439 --> 01:45:53,720
Speaker 19: September and he's like, Hey, I'm gonna find you guys out.

1991
01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:57,240
Speaker 19: We're gonna finish this your guys is scene in November,

1992
01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,479
Speaker 19: like so like two and a half months. Notice, I

1993
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:02,080
Speaker 19: was like, yo, I am thirty pounds heavier, my hair

1994
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:04,519
Speaker 19: is dark red instead of bleach blonde.

1995
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:05,719
Speaker 2: It's about six.

1996
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:09,320
Speaker 19: Inches longer, Like I can't play the same part, and

1997
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:11,000
Speaker 19: he's like, don't worry, we'll work around it.

1998
01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:13,320
Speaker 2: So he like changed my.

1999
01:46:13,479 --> 01:46:15,920
Speaker 19: Character to kind of be like because I'm still like

2000
01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:18,920
Speaker 19: an asient who like closes real estate tales, right, but

2001
01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:22,599
Speaker 19: I kind of am like a chameleon. So the agency

2002
01:46:22,760 --> 01:46:25,519
Speaker 19: sends me to different places and then I acclimate to

2003
01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:26,160
Speaker 19: that culture.

2004
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:28,719
Speaker 2: Oh, you're like a spy, like a secret agent by.

2005
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:31,479
Speaker 19: Where my identity changes based on what deal I'm trying

2006
01:46:31,520 --> 01:46:31,800
Speaker 19: to close.

2007
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:34,439
Speaker 2: It was a nightmare travel day for you, right, like

2008
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:37,040
Speaker 2: this canceled week has been miserable.

2009
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:41,000
Speaker 19: Friday, I traveled for twenty two hours to wear from

2010
01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:45,599
Speaker 19: Cleveland to LA. Oh okay, I went from Cleveland to LA.

2011
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:48,600
Speaker 19: I missed a layover in Boston, so they took me

2012
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:51,560
Speaker 19: to Charlotte. And then I was in Charlotte for like

2013
01:46:51,680 --> 01:46:52,520
Speaker 19: three hours.

2014
01:46:52,880 --> 01:46:55,720
Speaker 2: LA by way of Boston, Cleveland.

2015
01:46:55,439 --> 01:46:58,920
Speaker 19: LA, Boston or I'm sorry, Cleveland, New York Boston LA.

2016
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:01,760
Speaker 19: I was supposed to be, and then it became Cleveland,

2017
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:05,760
Speaker 19: New York Charlotte, LA. And then by the time there

2018
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:07,599
Speaker 19: were delays and layovers and all that and up being

2019
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,800
Speaker 19: a twenty two hour travel day.

2020
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:11,080
Speaker 2: I have seen maybe not this one in particular, but

2021
01:47:11,120 --> 01:47:13,640
Speaker 2: I have seen past posts of yours, maybe if you're

2022
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:15,560
Speaker 2: doing road gig or something and you're like some of

2023
01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:18,120
Speaker 2: the airport for the seventeenth hour, and I'm like, boy,

2024
01:47:18,120 --> 01:47:18,760
Speaker 2: I don't envy you.

2025
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,560
Speaker 19: Well, and I just I didn't book these flights. The

2026
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:23,200
Speaker 19: director booked it, and I get it. He booked it

2027
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:26,599
Speaker 19: on Expedia, and it was like, yes, do whatever's cheapest, right,

2028
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:30,040
Speaker 19: I need longer than a twenty nine minute layover in Boston.

2029
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:33,519
Speaker 19: Like that is why this thingover was missed. We sat taxing,

2030
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:35,800
Speaker 19: we were nineteenth in line, like we were on the.

2031
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:38,360
Speaker 2: Then there was one that got completely one schedule. He

2032
01:47:38,479 --> 01:47:39,120
Speaker 2: rescheduled that.

2033
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,040
Speaker 19: So I ended up on the way back going from

2034
01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:45,000
Speaker 19: LA to Indianapolis to Washington, DC to New York.

2035
01:47:45,280 --> 01:47:47,880
Speaker 2: Wow, and that's the one that, like you had, it

2036
01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:50,240
Speaker 2: was a negative five minutes to make the connection play.

2037
01:47:50,320 --> 01:47:51,080
Speaker 2: That's another connection.

2038
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:53,680
Speaker 19: It was another thirty minute layover, and it's like you

2039
01:47:53,800 --> 01:47:56,080
Speaker 19: land at six thirty five, your next playing departs at

2040
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:56,639
Speaker 19: six thirty.

2041
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:58,200
Speaker 2: I was like, hell, yeah, I can't wait. It's gonna

2042
01:47:58,200 --> 01:48:03,920
Speaker 2: be perfect. I went to Poor Lends to San Francisco

2043
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 2: to Boston. But yeah, so we finished that movie. It

2044
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:08,479
Speaker 2: was super fun. I mean it was it was.

2045
01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:12,120
Speaker 19: I mean, we shot all day Saturday, so traveled twenty

2046
01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:16,040
Speaker 19: two hours Friday, shot the movie all day Saturday, traveled

2047
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:19,559
Speaker 19: all day Sunday, and then I got here last night.

2048
01:48:19,800 --> 01:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Do you go out for other things? Do you book commercials?

2049
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:22,800
Speaker 3: Are you?

2050
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:23,519
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2051
01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:23,960
Speaker 19: Oh my god?

2052
01:48:24,040 --> 01:48:25,120
Speaker 2: Did you have representation?

2053
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:27,240
Speaker 19: I haven't been on here in so long, I know.

2054
01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:29,400
Speaker 19: I posted it on my Instagram when I got a

2055
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:31,720
Speaker 19: lot of love. I landed my first national commercial for

2056
01:48:31,880 --> 01:48:32,759
Speaker 19: Major League Baseball.

2057
01:48:33,320 --> 01:48:36,679
Speaker 2: M okay. It was for like the MLB talk Shop.

2058
01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:40,479
Speaker 19: So it was about the gear, tell us what your

2059
01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:43,960
Speaker 19: your merch means to you and what it means to

2060
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:44,920
Speaker 19: be a Guardians fan.

2061
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:47,040
Speaker 2: And I was like, so, f oh, this is like

2062
01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:49,960
Speaker 2: a testimonial type thing. Yes, but you were wearing like that.

2063
01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:52,120
Speaker 2: You were like what you weren't playing like a Yankee

2064
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:54,080
Speaker 2: than no, no, no, no, They cast like real fans.

2065
01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:55,880
Speaker 19: So I was like wearing Guardians merche and I was

2066
01:48:55,920 --> 01:48:57,680
Speaker 19: talking about like going to games with my dad when

2067
01:48:57,720 --> 01:48:59,200
Speaker 19: I was a kid, and like all these things.

2068
01:48:59,280 --> 01:49:01,479
Speaker 2: It was like a forty five minute interview. The crowd

2069
01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:02,240
Speaker 2: is cracking up.

2070
01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:04,720
Speaker 19: Everybody's laughing, like the you know, producers and things like that,

2071
01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:07,680
Speaker 19: I'm killing in this interview, okay, and I'm like, this

2072
01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:09,200
Speaker 19: is this is incredible. It's gonna be so good for

2073
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:11,560
Speaker 19: my commercial reel. It's my first national one. I'm so

2074
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:15,599
Speaker 19: excited they get the editor. You must not have seen this, brother,

2075
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,040
Speaker 19: I am in it for a half a second, Like

2076
01:49:18,320 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 19: they literally cut me down to just looking down at

2077
01:49:21,479 --> 01:49:24,000
Speaker 19: my shirt and opening the jersey and that's it, really

2078
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:27,240
Speaker 19: a half a second at the very very end.

2079
01:49:27,320 --> 01:49:31,639
Speaker 2: Of the Yeah, you watching it and having the reaction video,

2080
01:49:31,840 --> 01:49:33,880
Speaker 2: that was the funniest thing I've seen so long. I

2081
01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:35,200
Speaker 2: was crying.

2082
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:36,360
Speaker 7: I was laughing.

2083
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:37,120
Speaker 2: Posted to my.

2084
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:39,880
Speaker 10: Story Alan it was so good, dude. She just she's

2085
01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:42,000
Speaker 10: like it's her reaction to seeing the finals.

2086
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:43,479
Speaker 19: It was the first time I had seen it because

2087
01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:46,320
Speaker 19: they send us an email and they're like, congratulations, you

2088
01:49:46,400 --> 01:49:48,680
Speaker 19: make because they paid us. I think they paid us

2089
01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:51,559
Speaker 19: one thousand dollars to do it. Commercial acting pays very

2090
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:54,439
Speaker 19: like minimum. Yeah, so they pay you one thousand dollars

2091
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:57,080
Speaker 19: just to shoot it, and then you get another thousand

2092
01:49:57,120 --> 01:49:58,840
Speaker 19: dollars if you make it into the final cut. So

2093
01:49:58,920 --> 01:50:00,880
Speaker 19: then they go, hey, congrat relations you made into the

2094
01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:02,920
Speaker 19: final cut. We'll send out your second payment, and I'm like,

2095
01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:05,160
Speaker 19: money in this is incredible.

2096
01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:07,439
Speaker 2: And then me and Brian are laying in bed watching

2097
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:09,920
Speaker 2: it and we're like, when am I going to show up?

2098
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:12,160
Speaker 2: And I'm watching I'm watching it. You had lines.

2099
01:50:12,560 --> 01:50:14,280
Speaker 19: I had so many of you it was like a

2100
01:50:14,400 --> 01:50:19,400
Speaker 19: fort And then they do the jersey and Brian goes,

2101
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:20,160
Speaker 19: how's it.

2102
01:50:20,960 --> 01:50:23,320
Speaker 2: I'm I just got what I said.

2103
01:50:23,479 --> 01:50:26,519
Speaker 19: I know, I'm crost tears are streaming down my face,

2104
01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:27,760
Speaker 19: I'm laughing so hard, and.

2105
01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 2: I was like, this is my Mike Wazowski moment, like

2106
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:33,559
Speaker 2: in Monsters and when he's like under the bar code. Yeah,

2107
01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:35,479
Speaker 2: that's exactly what it was. Well, it's like what if

2108
01:50:35,479 --> 01:50:37,800
Speaker 2: they you know, if you sell a script, right, if

2109
01:50:37,840 --> 01:50:40,400
Speaker 2: they never make the movie, you still got paid. Yeah, exactly.

2110
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:42,080
Speaker 2: You'd like to see more than half a second of

2111
01:50:42,160 --> 01:50:43,120
Speaker 2: you looking at your jersey.

2112
01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:45,080
Speaker 19: But Brian was like he didn't really know how to

2113
01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:47,120
Speaker 19: react because he was like, oh, no, she is, she

2114
01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:47,840
Speaker 19: gonna be upset.

2115
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:49,200
Speaker 2: Then like all her.

2116
01:50:49,120 --> 01:50:50,920
Speaker 19: Lines got cut, and I was just like, this is

2117
01:50:50,920 --> 01:50:52,800
Speaker 19: the funniest thing that's ever happened. Of course it is like,

2118
01:50:52,960 --> 01:50:55,280
Speaker 19: of course, this is how major League Baseball things about

2119
01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:56,160
Speaker 19: the guardians you know.

2120
01:50:56,280 --> 01:50:57,800
Speaker 11: And what it is.

2121
01:50:58,240 --> 01:51:01,839
Speaker 19: They also only had they you send in your sizes,

2122
01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:04,880
Speaker 19: not just like women's large, like my bust, my waist,

2123
01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:08,120
Speaker 19: my hips. I sent in all of my measurements. They

2124
01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:12,679
Speaker 19: had one extra small T shirt. I am a double

2125
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Speaker 19: d Okay, even if I were thinner, there's no reality

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Speaker 19: where I fit into an extra small T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So they had one extra no jersey, and then

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Speaker 2: they didn't.

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Speaker 19: Approve any of the Guardian's gear I brought because it

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Speaker 19: wasn't MLB like license.

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Speaker 2: It was stuff like from free.

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Speaker 19: Give ways or with WMMS logos on it. So they

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Speaker 19: had to overnight a jersey so I had something to

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Speaker 19: wear in the commercial and the freaking Yankees. They had slippers,

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01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:44,680
Speaker 19: they had outfit changes. They gave him two different I

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Speaker 19: understand that they gave him two different jersey choices. They

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Speaker 19: gave him a robe and slippers. They gave him like

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Speaker 19: four different T shirt choices, and I had one shirt

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Speaker 19: in the wrong side.

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Speaker 2: Did the package arrived for steerage, Yeah right, I'm like,

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01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:02,559
Speaker 2: what to give you a Guardian's band figure out cut?

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Speaker 11: Anyway?

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01:52:03,439 --> 01:52:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got paid. I did get paid. It's good

2144
01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:08,360
Speaker 2: if you played a white sox fan in that comment,

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01:52:08,520 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, shut up, Rob. Even worse, Alan, I

2146
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:14,479
Speaker 2: wish I had a chance to come see Mary out

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01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:18,000
Speaker 2: this weekend, but I can't. What is currently the best

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01:52:18,040 --> 01:52:20,760
Speaker 2: way to support her career? Oh my gosh, you can

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01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:22,440
Speaker 2: vemo me at Mary Santoria.

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Speaker 19: I'm doing pretty well on socials in the past two

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01:52:27,439 --> 01:52:29,640
Speaker 19: years too, So if you just want to follow me

2152
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:34,320
Speaker 19: at Mary Santora Comedy, that's TikTok, Instagram or Facebook. Yeah,

2153
01:52:34,360 --> 01:52:36,680
Speaker 19: I'm up to almost two hundred thousand on Facebook, one

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01:52:36,760 --> 01:52:39,200
Speaker 19: hundred and thirty four on Instagram, and one hundred and

2155
01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:41,240
Speaker 19: eighty on TikTok, so I've got like over half a

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01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:41,960
Speaker 19: million across.

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Speaker 2: Are you and your roommates still doing your You guys

2158
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:45,439
Speaker 2: are doing a podcast. For a minute, we were.

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Speaker 19: Doing a podcast, and then with the amount I've been

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Speaker 19: traveling and everything like that, and then she she picked.

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Speaker 2: Up a second job.

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01:52:50,920 --> 01:52:53,599
Speaker 19: Okay, so she had a job and comedy, and then

2163
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:56,720
Speaker 19: she just recently picked up a second job. So if

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01:52:56,760 --> 01:52:58,000
Speaker 19: we were to still do it, we would have to

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Speaker 19: record like four or five episodes every week that I

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01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:02,280
Speaker 19: was there to bank them.

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Speaker 2: So we did take a little break from that until

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Speaker 2: things make he's from Indianapolis. Yes, yeah, so you're going

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01:53:08,400 --> 01:53:10,559
Speaker 2: up every night then when you're in New York. Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 2: which is actually kind of nice because when I was.

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Speaker 19: There for the full month and I get it, like

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01:53:14,920 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 19: I said, I had to get I had to get

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01:53:16,520 --> 01:53:18,240
Speaker 19: into the flow of things and everything like that too.

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Speaker 19: It was maybe let's say fifteen spots a month.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:53:23,840 --> 01:53:26,400
Speaker 19: Now I get those same fifteen spots in two weeks,

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Speaker 19: so I'm still getting the same amount of time, but

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01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:33,519
Speaker 19: in a shorter period. So I am out every single

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Speaker 19: night working and it just makes me feel so much more.

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Speaker 2: There's a momentum there, there's more momentum, and it just

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01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:42,160
Speaker 2: every set feels like it matters. Yeah. Sure, and you're

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01:53:42,240 --> 01:53:43,720
Speaker 2: in a better spot in the lineup too.

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Speaker 19: Well, the lineups are all kind of everybody goes anywhere.

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Speaker 19: But I'm in a better mental space. I'm in a

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01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:52,920
Speaker 19: better headspace. So if I have like no shows all

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Speaker 19: week and then I have a Friday one thirty am

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01:53:55,560 --> 01:53:58,960
Speaker 19: spot and that's my only show that week, I'm pissed off.

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01:53:59,040 --> 01:54:01,120
Speaker 2: I'm in a bad mood. I'm not in a good

2189
01:54:01,160 --> 01:54:03,840
Speaker 2: headspace to go up because I'm tired. Oh they're tired.

2190
01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:05,360
Speaker 2: And drunk, and then I don't do well.

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01:54:05,840 --> 01:54:08,240
Speaker 19: Whereas now when I come in it's still a one

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01:54:08,360 --> 01:54:11,120
Speaker 19: thirty am Friday spot. But I'm like, yeah, I haven't

2193
01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:11,439
Speaker 19: been here.

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01:54:11,439 --> 01:54:13,000
Speaker 2: Too, your screen, your wheels.

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Speaker 19: I haven't seen any of the comics. I'm ready to

2196
01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:16,439
Speaker 19: see their new jokes and for them to see mine.

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Speaker 19: And it's you know, it's just it's just much better

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Speaker 19: for me, as like Mary santor the human being.

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Speaker 2: You know, do you want to hang out for a

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01:54:23,640 --> 01:54:25,760
Speaker 2: minute or do you need to go? Okay, go all right,

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Speaker 2: Allen Carr Show on.

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Speaker 8: One hundred point seven, call the Alan Cox Show.

2203
01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:35,480
Speaker 2: Because he's my best friend.

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Speaker 1: He's my pow, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he's

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01:54:38,640 --> 01:54:40,720
Speaker 1: my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

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Speaker 9: Do you want six five seven eight one double oh

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01:54:43,040 --> 01:54:45,840
Speaker 9: seven or one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

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Speaker 2: Mary Santora is back in the Friendly Confines. Today is

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Speaker 2: her birthday. Yeah, she is younger than my sister, which

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01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:17,880
Speaker 2: still blows my mind, but there it is. How old

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Speaker 2: are you today? Thirty six? Look at you? Gust thirty two? Hey,

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Speaker 2: I did you're gonna say? She's doing the weekend at Hilarities,

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01:55:29,320 --> 01:55:33,480
Speaker 2: which she's been doing the past couple of years. Thanksgiving weekend,

2214
01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:37,440
Speaker 2: you come in, they put your mug up on the

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01:55:37,560 --> 01:55:42,920
Speaker 2: Marquee and two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Those early

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01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:45,960
Speaker 2: shows are close to being sold out, but.

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Speaker 19: You can't still get them show. But there's more availability

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01:55:49,320 --> 01:55:49,960
Speaker 19: on the show.

2219
01:55:49,880 --> 01:55:53,560
Speaker 2: Pure for the early ones. Yeah, so go to hilarities

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Speaker 2: dot com for the details. In the break here, we're

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01:55:57,040 --> 01:56:01,480
Speaker 2: watching Mary's major league Facebook commercial debut. So good. I

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01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:03,480
Speaker 2: don't know how I missed that because I usually see

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01:56:03,480 --> 01:56:05,200
Speaker 2: the stuff of you post. It was in July. I

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01:56:05,280 --> 01:56:08,280
Speaker 2: posted it. Yeah, well that's what I was saying. I

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01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:09,760
Speaker 2: was like, no, it was for the playoffs.

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01:56:09,840 --> 01:56:12,080
Speaker 19: I'm gonna put it on my story at Mary Santora

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01:56:12,160 --> 01:56:13,640
Speaker 19: Comedy and then you guys can check it out if

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01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:14,200
Speaker 19: you missed it too.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, it's just when what are you gonna do?

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01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:21,160
Speaker 2: Am I gonna get mad at? Like I can't change it? No,

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01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:24,400
Speaker 2: I understand, but still it's like the editing is all

2232
01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:27,600
Speaker 2: about choices and whoever edited that, you know, I'm like

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01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:31,840
Speaker 2: the Marlins guy has a couple of lines in there right.

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01:56:31,920 --> 01:56:34,200
Speaker 10: From the Pirates talk about wearing a hat to a prom,

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Speaker 10: taking his cat oh, his cat.

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Speaker 2: I think he said, wearing this cap, I took my cat. No,

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01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:43,960
Speaker 2: I think he said I took this cap to my prom.

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01:56:44,600 --> 01:56:51,440
Speaker 2: I thought he said I. Could you imagine if he

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01:56:51,560 --> 01:56:55,000
Speaker 2: said cat and that got in and not. I was

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Speaker 2: so confused. I really do think he said cat. This

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Speaker 2: guy and his cat beat me out of this goddamn commercial.

2242
01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:05,600
Speaker 2: Give him that hat. Maybe he was I don't know.

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01:57:05,760 --> 01:57:09,400
Speaker 2: I assumed he said cap because it's a major League

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01:57:09,400 --> 01:57:12,640
Speaker 2: Baseball commercial and he was kind of saging the brim

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01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:15,600
Speaker 2: He says, don't make fun of me. But I thought

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01:57:15,640 --> 01:57:20,960
Speaker 2: he said I took my cat to my feeling like,

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01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:23,520
Speaker 2: I feel like the guy wouldn't take his cat. I

2248
01:57:23,560 --> 01:57:27,520
Speaker 2: don't know. Repo John says he's a Repo guy. I

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01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:30,480
Speaker 2: infer that from the name. I always listen to my truck,

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Speaker 2: but I'm off on Tuesdays, but I'm listening today because

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Speaker 2: Mary's back on the show day. I am very exciting.

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01:57:39,280 --> 01:57:39,760
Speaker 2: I miss it.

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Speaker 19: I missed being here, man, I know, right, you last

2254
01:57:42,360 --> 01:57:43,600
Speaker 19: me all the time, Like, do you miss it? I'm

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Speaker 19: like way more than I.

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Speaker 2: Thought I would. Well, that's the weird thing we were

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01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:48,440
Speaker 2: talking about this before in the break is it's such

2258
01:57:48,520 --> 01:57:51,480
Speaker 2: a grind that a lot of people don't understand, and

2259
01:57:51,600 --> 01:57:55,960
Speaker 2: it was becoming increasingly just not feasible for you to

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01:57:56,040 --> 01:57:57,920
Speaker 2: do it. And it's one of those things where it's like,

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01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:59,680
Speaker 2: you know, we're getting ready to do our break at

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01:57:59,720 --> 01:58:02,320
Speaker 2: the end of the year here, and my I'm always like,

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01:58:02,760 --> 01:58:05,680
Speaker 2: three weeks is too much. Like two weeks, you know

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01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:08,120
Speaker 2: what I mean? Three weeks it's a long time. Yeah,

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01:58:08,680 --> 01:58:10,960
Speaker 2: And I don't have hobbies, right, So it's like when

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Speaker 2: you're in it every day, you're like, like the end

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01:58:12,760 --> 01:58:15,280
Speaker 2: of the year, I'm just fried well, But then every

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01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:16,920
Speaker 2: day it's like there's an immediacy to it.

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Speaker 19: And I'm not going to say directly, I was so

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01:58:19,320 --> 01:58:21,600
Speaker 19: depressed about losing my job that I gained weight, but

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01:58:21,920 --> 01:58:24,280
Speaker 19: I didn't have a reason to leave the house anymore.

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Speaker 2: Was that true? So you were just going and doing

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01:58:27,160 --> 01:58:30,160
Speaker 2: spots at night and during the day your day, I.

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Speaker 19: Wasn't doing anything because I'm like, it is such a

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01:58:32,680 --> 01:58:35,280
Speaker 19: pain in the ass to go into Manhattan twice under

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01:58:35,320 --> 01:58:37,840
Speaker 19: s because it takes an hour from where I live

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Speaker 19: forty something minutes, and so that you got to that's

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Speaker 19: an hour and a half round trip.

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Speaker 2: You're still in the story of stilling a story of queens.

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01:58:44,160 --> 01:58:46,240
Speaker 2: But you're not going to like crossfiting queens or anything

2281
01:58:46,240 --> 01:58:47,320
Speaker 2: like that. Nothing like that.

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01:58:47,720 --> 01:58:49,440
Speaker 19: But what I'm saying is that it's like I was

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01:58:49,560 --> 01:58:53,080
Speaker 19: so exhausted from leaving my house at eleven am and

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01:58:53,160 --> 01:58:55,600
Speaker 19: not getting back until two in the morning for a

2285
01:58:55,800 --> 01:58:58,200
Speaker 19: year basically being on the show, being on the show,

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01:58:58,400 --> 01:59:00,040
Speaker 19: that when I lost that show, I was like, screw this,

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01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:02,840
Speaker 19: I'm not going into the city unless I have to.

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01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:07,160
Speaker 19: And then that very quickly turned into depression where it's like, oh,

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01:59:07,240 --> 01:59:10,959
Speaker 19: I don't have to be anywhere until eleven pm on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: I'll sit in this house. Those are also long days

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01:59:14,560 --> 01:59:17,000
Speaker 2: of not doing anything correct. It's like there was no

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01:59:17,120 --> 01:59:18,040
Speaker 2: happy medium, right.

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01:59:18,520 --> 01:59:18,720
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:21,040
Speaker 19: It wasn't like I would go into the city at

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01:59:21,280 --> 01:59:25,000
Speaker 19: three pm or at six pm and be in the

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Speaker 19: city from six until two am. Now it was like, oh,

2297
01:59:27,680 --> 01:59:30,440
Speaker 19: now I'm only going into the city for shows, right,

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01:59:30,680 --> 01:59:32,080
Speaker 19: So I like, I'm really.

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Speaker 2: Getting back at three in the morning.

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Speaker 18: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I just was like, this is my first time being

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01:59:37,320 --> 01:59:38,760
Speaker 2: a full time stand up comic.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, it's the first time I started watching TV again

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01:59:41,840 --> 01:59:44,600
Speaker 19: and watching like movies at home and stuff that came

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01:59:44,640 --> 01:59:47,440
Speaker 19: out and catching up on series because I'm like, oh,

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01:59:47,480 --> 01:59:51,760
Speaker 19: I really got nothing going d Have you ever.

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01:59:51,720 --> 01:59:54,680
Speaker 2: Met somebody whose favorite movie was, let's say, Paul Blart

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01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:57,560
Speaker 2: Mall Cop. That's my favorite movie. Oh really long time?

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Speaker 20: Oh hey, look at that hood act too, ye back

2311
02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:08,160
Speaker 20: in the habit like the sister, Yeah, sister, I.

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Speaker 19: Was listening to that segment on my way in and

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Speaker 19: Dumb and Dumber and Young frank Consenter.

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Speaker 2: I know, Dumb and Dumbers. Yes, Young Frankenstein's so good,

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02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:17,480
Speaker 2: and it's so good when you're going through that list,

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02:00:17,520 --> 02:00:18,760
Speaker 2: you know what. I was shocked that wasn't on.

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02:00:18,800 --> 02:00:21,320
Speaker 19: There was any of those two thousands bro movies which

2318
02:00:21,360 --> 02:00:24,000
Speaker 19: shaped my sense of humor, like forty year Old Virgin,

2319
02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:28,400
Speaker 19: Knocked Up Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, the Hangover, Like, yeah, these

2320
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Speaker 19: are all so funny.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we didn't get past thirty, right, I didn't

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02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:33,960
Speaker 2: go through the whole list, So I bet at least

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Speaker 2: one or two of those. I bet forty year old

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Speaker 2: virgins on their wedding crashers always jumped out at me

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Speaker 2: for whatever reason. I used to joke that it was

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Speaker 2: Caddy Shack for chicks, because the only people I ever

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02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:49,600
Speaker 2: heard quote wedding crashers were girls. I never heard they're

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Speaker 2: very high. It was like twenty something, yeah, okay, twenty

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Speaker 2: four maybe, yeah, those were like those. When I think

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Speaker 2: of like class, I guess not like nineties class or

2331
02:00:57,840 --> 02:01:01,520
Speaker 2: like liar liar, Yeah, that was growing up ninety seven.

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02:01:01,560 --> 02:01:05,040
Speaker 2: I think the Austin Powers movies, like, I bet those

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02:01:05,080 --> 02:01:06,680
Speaker 2: are all on there though. Yeah, I mean that was

2334
02:01:06,760 --> 02:01:08,440
Speaker 2: like peak. Jim Carrey's put.

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02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:12,720
Speaker 19: Something from nineteen thirty nine in second place or whatever.

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02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:15,480
Speaker 2: It's like, get over yourself. That one was twenty four.

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02:01:15,720 --> 02:01:18,120
Speaker 2: You're like, no one reading this was even alive then

2338
02:01:18,320 --> 02:01:20,640
Speaker 2: to watch these and nobody's watching them now they're not.

2339
02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:23,560
Speaker 2: No one's streaming duck soup all. They'll be more texting me.

2340
02:01:23,600 --> 02:01:26,200
Speaker 2: They're like, Alan, you would like those movies now. I

2341
02:01:26,200 --> 02:01:29,040
Speaker 2: don't know if they mean because I'm old or because

2342
02:01:29,080 --> 02:01:31,880
Speaker 2: I have terrible taste in movies. I have great taste

2343
02:01:31,880 --> 02:01:32,440
Speaker 2: in movies.

2344
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:35,680
Speaker 19: I stopped taking movie advice from years ago, horror movie advice,

2345
02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:38,280
Speaker 19: because anytime you suggested one, I'm like, these are the worst.

2346
02:01:38,080 --> 02:01:41,040
Speaker 2: Movies I've ever seen. You did like my horror movie.

2347
02:01:41,160 --> 02:01:44,600
Speaker 19: You suggested that one where the priests and then gives

2348
02:01:44,680 --> 02:01:45,400
Speaker 19: the devil a.

2349
02:01:45,480 --> 02:01:48,280
Speaker 2: Base long of Solomon. Yes, we're watching this.

2350
02:01:48,360 --> 02:01:52,200
Speaker 19: There's like a no joke, probably four minutes sex scene

2351
02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:56,600
Speaker 19: between a possessed demon priest and his person.

2352
02:01:56,640 --> 02:01:59,560
Speaker 2: He's trying to exercise. People to watch it, people, the

2353
02:01:59,640 --> 02:02:02,000
Speaker 2: worst thing seen. People listening right now are like, I

2354
02:02:02,160 --> 02:02:04,120
Speaker 2: had yet to hear anything bad. I gotta watch this

2355
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:06,120
Speaker 2: right now, A song of Solomon. Know what I did

2356
02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:10,440
Speaker 2: watch yesterday for the first time ever? Predator? The Original Predator?

2357
02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:14,320
Speaker 2: Original Predator? Did you like it pretty? It's pretty dumb.

2358
02:02:14,480 --> 02:02:16,600
Speaker 2: It's pretty dumb, yes, but it's fun.

2359
02:02:16,800 --> 02:02:20,400
Speaker 19: The last forty five minutes where it's uh, Arnold is

2360
02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:24,120
Speaker 19: basically home aloning the Predator and like setting up those traps.

2361
02:02:24,280 --> 02:02:26,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I was dying. I was like, this is Kevin

2362
02:02:26,320 --> 02:02:29,200
Speaker 2: McCaw's like that's where they had They say they didn't mind. Yeah,

2363
02:02:29,560 --> 02:02:31,840
Speaker 2: he's like setting up the little stick traps and stuff.

2364
02:02:31,880 --> 02:02:31,920
Speaker 9: No.

2365
02:02:32,280 --> 02:02:35,840
Speaker 2: I like when Carl Weathers gets his arm lasered off

2366
02:02:36,160 --> 02:02:39,480
Speaker 2: but it keeps firing the gun. I'm like, that wouldn't

2367
02:02:39,480 --> 02:02:42,600
Speaker 2: eat what That movie is pretty crazy? Yeah, it's but

2368
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:44,800
Speaker 2: it's on a lot. You probably caught it because it

2369
02:02:44,880 --> 02:02:45,960
Speaker 2: happened to be on television.

2370
02:02:46,040 --> 02:02:46,520
Speaker 3: No, we were.

2371
02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:47,440
Speaker 2: Scrolling last night.

2372
02:02:47,560 --> 02:02:48,800
Speaker 19: I got home and I was like, I want to

2373
02:02:48,800 --> 02:02:50,880
Speaker 19: watch a movie and we're just like scrolling through and

2374
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:53,600
Speaker 19: Brian's that's one of Brian's favorite movies, Predator.

2375
02:02:54,000 --> 02:02:55,480
Speaker 2: I was like, I've never seen it. He goes what

2376
02:02:55,840 --> 02:02:57,400
Speaker 2: we watch it and Brian is.

2377
02:02:57,400 --> 02:03:00,240
Speaker 19: Notorious for passing out ten minutes into any film. Okay,

2378
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:03,600
Speaker 19: we started at ten thirty this idiot state up until

2379
02:03:03,760 --> 02:03:07,080
Speaker 19: twelve am watching Predator, like you've never seen it before.

2380
02:03:08,160 --> 02:03:11,400
Speaker 2: So it's fun. It was fun as the big hole

2381
02:03:11,480 --> 02:03:14,200
Speaker 2: blown through the yeah, see through, I got time to bleed.

2382
02:03:14,400 --> 02:03:16,560
Speaker 2: But we have a huge drop off with Predator too.

2383
02:03:16,680 --> 02:03:18,560
Speaker 2: By the way, with Gary Busey and Danny Glover.

2384
02:03:18,720 --> 02:03:23,240
Speaker 19: I've heard so many of those uh sound clips before.

2385
02:03:23,640 --> 02:03:25,400
Speaker 2: I didn't know that's what Get to the Chopper was from.

2386
02:03:27,960 --> 02:03:29,840
Speaker 19: And then when he pulls his mask off and he's

2387
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:32,920
Speaker 19: you ugly mo, I was like, but there's so many

2388
02:03:32,960 --> 02:03:33,920
Speaker 19: of those little it's fun.

2389
02:03:34,080 --> 02:03:36,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Predator's fun, and it's like a whole franchise with

2390
02:03:36,640 --> 02:03:40,280
Speaker 2: all those. They got another one company of them. Yeah, Alien, Predator, Alien,

2391
02:03:40,400 --> 02:03:43,240
Speaker 2: there's one with el Fanning that's out. It was fun.

2392
02:03:43,280 --> 02:03:45,880
Speaker 2: I liked that movie. Allan is David Lee Roth going

2393
02:03:45,920 --> 02:03:50,240
Speaker 2: to see Mary this week in a hilarious Yes. He's

2394
02:03:50,280 --> 02:03:52,400
Speaker 2: a huge, huge Marry Santora fan. A lot of people

2395
02:03:52,440 --> 02:03:55,760
Speaker 2: are asking if you still do road gigs.

2396
02:03:56,440 --> 02:03:59,240
Speaker 19: So with splitting the time, I'm picking them back up.

2397
02:03:59,560 --> 02:04:04,680
Speaker 19: So obviously this and now and then the weekend of Christmas,

2398
02:04:04,720 --> 02:04:07,240
Speaker 19: I'll be in Albany, New York at the Funny Bone

2399
02:04:07,280 --> 02:04:08,560
Speaker 19: in Albany the Capitol.

2400
02:04:08,840 --> 02:04:12,760
Speaker 2: The Capitol is New York. Yeah, Brian has that Saturday

2401
02:04:12,840 --> 02:04:15,440
Speaker 2: off after Christmas, and I was like, you come to Albany.

2402
02:04:15,560 --> 02:04:18,360
Speaker 2: He's like, no, in November.

2403
02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:21,720
Speaker 19: In December, I'm all right, and then I'll be in

2404
02:04:21,840 --> 02:04:25,000
Speaker 19: Cincinnati at Go Bananas in February, I think.

2405
02:04:25,280 --> 02:04:26,840
Speaker 2: And so I have like one a month for the

2406
02:04:26,880 --> 02:04:27,680
Speaker 2: next couple months.

2407
02:04:28,880 --> 02:04:32,080
Speaker 19: I wouldn't go back to I was like three weeks

2408
02:04:32,120 --> 02:04:34,240
Speaker 19: a month on the road unless I were to move

2409
02:04:34,360 --> 02:04:38,880
Speaker 19: home full time, which I think we decided I'm going

2410
02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:40,560
Speaker 19: to be doing this on time until at least April

2411
02:04:40,640 --> 02:04:41,400
Speaker 19: when the lease is up.

2412
02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:43,640
Speaker 2: Do you do any Squire shows while you're here.

2413
02:04:44,840 --> 02:04:47,200
Speaker 19: Yeah, I've popped in on a couple of them, but

2414
02:04:47,280 --> 02:04:50,360
Speaker 19: it's usually like the second half of the trip home.

2415
02:04:50,520 --> 02:04:52,320
Speaker 2: So I can kind of get back in the groove

2416
02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:54,440
Speaker 2: of before I go back to New York. So your

2417
02:04:54,520 --> 02:04:57,520
Speaker 2: lease is up in April, and queens what will happen?

2418
02:04:57,640 --> 02:04:57,760
Speaker 18: Then?

2419
02:04:57,960 --> 02:04:59,600
Speaker 19: Well, that's what we talked about. My roommate and I

2420
02:04:59,640 --> 02:05:01,800
Speaker 19: were talking about it, where she's not really happy. She's like,

2421
02:05:01,800 --> 02:05:05,000
Speaker 19: I'm working two day jobs. I'm not getting like she

2422
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:07,960
Speaker 19: has actually astonished how much I hate New York because

2423
02:05:07,960 --> 02:05:09,280
Speaker 19: I do get really good spody.

2424
02:05:09,360 --> 02:05:10,760
Speaker 2: Well, this is what I was going to ask. Is

2425
02:05:10,800 --> 02:05:13,040
Speaker 2: it weird she's getting fewer spots, She's.

2426
02:05:12,920 --> 02:05:15,160
Speaker 19: Getting fewer spots, and she's getting them at not as

2427
02:05:15,440 --> 02:05:16,240
Speaker 19: good of places.

2428
02:05:16,760 --> 02:05:18,600
Speaker 2: Is this creating any friction with you guys?

2429
02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:19,480
Speaker 7: Or just is what it is?

2430
02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:21,240
Speaker 2: It's also she's only but she's doing a half the

2431
02:05:21,240 --> 02:05:21,920
Speaker 2: amount of time I have.

2432
02:05:22,200 --> 02:05:23,920
Speaker 19: She's only been like seven or eight years, and I'm

2433
02:05:23,960 --> 02:05:25,720
Speaker 19: going on fourteen, you know what I mean.

2434
02:05:26,160 --> 02:05:28,880
Speaker 2: So when you're in New York, you want to write,

2435
02:05:28,960 --> 02:05:30,760
Speaker 2: And that's what she's saying. She's like, I have two

2436
02:05:30,880 --> 02:05:33,720
Speaker 2: day jobs and I'm doing essentially open mics. Like what

2437
02:05:33,840 --> 02:05:34,680
Speaker 2: am I doing here?

2438
02:05:35,040 --> 02:05:35,200
Speaker 3: You know?

2439
02:05:35,840 --> 02:05:37,640
Speaker 19: And so we've had that conversation a couple of times,

2440
02:05:37,680 --> 02:05:40,320
Speaker 19: and she's, you know, she's a good Midwestern person.

2441
02:05:40,440 --> 02:05:42,200
Speaker 2: She's a good human being. She said, well, if I move,

2442
02:05:42,240 --> 02:05:43,920
Speaker 2: what are you going to do? I'm like, I'll figure

2443
02:05:43,960 --> 02:05:47,160
Speaker 2: it out. So it would be so her going back

2444
02:05:47,240 --> 02:05:48,520
Speaker 2: to Indianapolis is no.

2445
02:05:48,920 --> 02:05:52,720
Speaker 19: Okay, she wants to move, yet she's like still kind

2446
02:05:52,760 --> 02:05:54,480
Speaker 19: of you know, let's feel it out, let's see what's

2447
02:05:54,480 --> 02:05:58,800
Speaker 19: going to happen. She's thinking like Miami because she works

2448
02:05:58,880 --> 02:06:00,960
Speaker 19: as a fitness trainer for Quinnox, which is like a

2449
02:06:01,040 --> 02:06:04,640
Speaker 19: really feency expensive gym, and they have one in Miami.

2450
02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:06,360
Speaker 19: So she's like, I could transfer, i could have a

2451
02:06:06,440 --> 02:06:09,240
Speaker 19: day job. She likes the sun like, she's like anything

2452
02:06:09,360 --> 02:06:11,680
Speaker 19: under fifty degrees is freezing.

2453
02:06:12,480 --> 02:06:14,200
Speaker 2: I'm in Chicago too, she wouldn't want to go there. No,

2454
02:06:14,480 --> 02:06:16,840
Speaker 2: Chicago would be a step backwards. She's like, I need

2455
02:06:16,920 --> 02:06:17,760
Speaker 2: to be somewhere warmer.

2456
02:06:17,840 --> 02:06:20,480
Speaker 19: So she was thinking like Nashville or Austin or Miami

2457
02:06:20,680 --> 02:06:21,240
Speaker 19: or somebody need to.

2458
02:06:21,240 --> 02:06:26,360
Speaker 2: Be somewhere warm, like Tennessee. I said, this snow's there. Yeah, yeah,

2459
02:06:26,400 --> 02:06:29,760
Speaker 2: it's the mountains, but we're not sure.

2460
02:06:29,880 --> 02:06:32,080
Speaker 19: So that would be like this split time thing is

2461
02:06:32,120 --> 02:06:33,920
Speaker 19: definitely gonna gonna be going.

2462
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:37,000
Speaker 2: Into the well. Then this would be her giving up

2463
02:06:37,080 --> 02:06:40,120
Speaker 2: stand up or trying to do it in Miami. I mean,

2464
02:06:40,480 --> 02:06:43,640
Speaker 2: Florida has a ton of clubs. They have a lot

2465
02:06:43,720 --> 02:06:46,760
Speaker 2: of comedy. I know they do, but it's not New York. No,

2466
02:06:46,920 --> 02:06:48,320
Speaker 2: it's not New York. So it would be it's a

2467
02:06:48,360 --> 02:06:51,640
Speaker 2: scene in Orlando and there's someone Lama Tampa.

2468
02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:54,440
Speaker 19: I mean even Key West and like Fort Myers and

2469
02:06:54,480 --> 02:06:57,080
Speaker 19: Boca Ratone, Like, there are a lot of comedy clubs

2470
02:06:57,080 --> 02:06:57,520
Speaker 19: in Florida.

2471
02:06:57,880 --> 02:06:59,400
Speaker 2: And so she was like, I could just get in

2472
02:06:59,480 --> 02:07:01,760
Speaker 2: a rotation and have, you know, three or four months

2473
02:07:01,800 --> 02:07:03,800
Speaker 2: of work, a lot of driving. It's a lot of drives,

2474
02:07:03,960 --> 02:07:06,880
Speaker 2: driving everywhere. When you're from the Midwest, you're used to it,

2475
02:07:07,480 --> 02:07:07,640
Speaker 2: you know.

2476
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:10,920
Speaker 19: So she's not sure yet, But so the split time

2477
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:14,120
Speaker 19: thing would definitely be until April and then we'll go

2478
02:07:14,160 --> 02:07:16,800
Speaker 19: from there. So it might be you living by yourself,

2479
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:19,080
Speaker 19: or you'd have a new roommate, or I would do

2480
02:07:19,480 --> 02:07:21,760
Speaker 19: like kind of what I'm doing, but not as often.

2481
02:07:21,880 --> 02:07:23,840
Speaker 19: I wouldn't go back every single month for two weeks.

2482
02:07:23,880 --> 02:07:26,640
Speaker 19: Maybe I'd go back for a month every three months

2483
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:30,240
Speaker 19: and like either get an airbnb or the hotel for

2484
02:07:30,280 --> 02:07:33,440
Speaker 19: two weeks or something here. If I didn't have a

2485
02:07:33,480 --> 02:07:35,800
Speaker 19: steady place to stay, yeah, because I can't afford to

2486
02:07:35,840 --> 02:07:36,360
Speaker 19: have a place out there.

2487
02:07:36,400 --> 02:07:39,280
Speaker 2: But no, I understand, I just I mean it's just unreal. Yeah,

2488
02:07:39,800 --> 02:07:41,480
Speaker 2: even in Queens anywhere.

2489
02:07:41,640 --> 02:07:44,760
Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean you're talking minimum one bedroom or studio

2490
02:07:44,880 --> 02:07:46,320
Speaker 19: is two grand and it's terrible.

2491
02:07:46,600 --> 02:07:50,000
Speaker 2: And back in the day, you could live on the Island,

2492
02:07:50,040 --> 02:07:53,440
Speaker 2: you could live in Manhattan, just find some gross place,

2493
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:58,919
Speaker 2: but you could swing it for it's not even remotely possible.

2494
02:07:59,000 --> 02:08:01,720
Speaker 19: Now to rent a room in an apartment is like

2495
02:08:01,880 --> 02:08:05,480
Speaker 19: still like eleven hundred dollars. Yeah, it's it's really really insane.

2496
02:08:05,800 --> 02:08:09,720
Speaker 19: But mom Donnie is saying, putting a price cap on

2497
02:08:09,840 --> 02:08:10,360
Speaker 19: rent out there.

2498
02:08:10,400 --> 02:08:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh he's your new mayor. H you guys, it not

2499
02:08:13,280 --> 02:08:15,960
Speaker 2: made it to Ohio. Well no, I mean we uh

2500
02:08:16,240 --> 02:08:19,360
Speaker 2: socialism that's taking over America. Socialism.

2501
02:08:19,480 --> 02:08:22,640
Speaker 19: My brothers were very upset about a Muslim getting elected

2502
02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:23,560
Speaker 19: in a state they don't live in.

2503
02:08:23,640 --> 02:08:25,320
Speaker 2: How did they take it? How did they take it

2504
02:08:25,320 --> 02:08:26,760
Speaker 2: when Trump invited them into the White House?

2505
02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:28,560
Speaker 19: But I don't think my I can't wait to see

2506
02:08:28,600 --> 02:08:30,440
Speaker 19: my brothers tomorrow because for those of you who.

2507
02:08:30,360 --> 02:08:33,280
Speaker 2: Don't, do they care who the mayor of New York is?

2508
02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:37,040
Speaker 2: Brother like your socialism. I actually can. Yeah, I'm a

2509
02:08:37,080 --> 02:08:38,760
Speaker 2: poor person. I'm a big fan of socialism.

2510
02:08:38,800 --> 02:08:42,080
Speaker 19: I don't you know that, But I can't wait to

2511
02:08:42,120 --> 02:08:44,080
Speaker 19: see what they have to say for themselves on Thursday.

2512
02:08:44,160 --> 02:08:45,920
Speaker 2: Well then Trump that night was dressed like a beat

2513
02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:48,120
Speaker 2: Nick poet. Like it got weird, like after that whole

2514
02:08:48,160 --> 02:08:49,680
Speaker 2: New York thing, it was. Well, I like the meme

2515
02:08:49,760 --> 02:08:53,120
Speaker 2: that's going around already that zoon Mumdanie is going to

2516
02:08:53,680 --> 02:09:00,600
Speaker 2: introduce Arabic numbers to school. Brother, we use nu stories.

2517
02:09:01,600 --> 02:09:02,200
Speaker 19: Those are just.

2518
02:09:07,360 --> 02:09:10,600
Speaker 2: Have you seen these Arabic numbers? Yeah, one, two, three, four,

2519
02:09:10,800 --> 02:09:15,400
Speaker 2: five American numbers, sorry, American numbers, Like yeah, did you

2520
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:18,200
Speaker 2: guys not know that math is the same in every language, Yeah,

2521
02:09:19,120 --> 02:09:22,919
Speaker 2: universal language, literally exactly. Even when we're trying to contact Aliens,

2522
02:09:22,960 --> 02:09:24,360
Speaker 2: we use numbers, right.

2523
02:09:24,560 --> 02:09:28,040
Speaker 19: Oh god, So yeah, I haven't had I've just been

2524
02:09:28,080 --> 02:09:31,240
Speaker 19: ignoring them for two years. And as it's been unfolding,

2525
02:09:31,520 --> 02:09:34,000
Speaker 19: and after I had my meltdown on social media, I

2526
02:09:34,160 --> 02:09:36,280
Speaker 19: just am like, you know what, I'm taking a step back.

2527
02:09:36,680 --> 02:09:39,120
Speaker 19: I don't want to have anything to do with politics anymore.

2528
02:09:39,280 --> 02:09:43,840
Speaker 2: You had all meltdown on social media or one inauguration?

2529
02:09:44,320 --> 02:09:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay I was still on the show. No,

2530
02:09:46,400 --> 02:09:49,520
Speaker 2: I wasn't. Yeah, I reached out to check on you

2531
02:09:49,640 --> 02:09:49,920
Speaker 2: make sure.

2532
02:09:50,360 --> 02:09:52,600
Speaker 19: I got like seven phone calls that day because I

2533
02:09:52,680 --> 02:09:54,880
Speaker 19: was cussing out and calling out people by name, like

2534
02:09:54,960 --> 02:09:57,240
Speaker 19: other comics, and everyone's like, dude, you got it.

2535
02:09:57,400 --> 02:09:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh I remember that. Yeah, I remember that.

2536
02:10:00,000 --> 02:10:02,120
Speaker 19: And I'm so mad that I took it down because

2537
02:10:02,120 --> 02:10:04,440
Speaker 19: I called out Andrew Schultz, Joe Rogan and theovon and

2538
02:10:04,560 --> 02:10:08,080
Speaker 19: now who is peddling backwards? Who was back pedaling on

2539
02:10:08,240 --> 02:10:10,760
Speaker 19: their support of Trump that I called out last January.

2540
02:10:11,080 --> 02:10:15,040
Speaker 2: I really I always feel really ambivalent about that kind

2541
02:10:15,120 --> 02:10:19,720
Speaker 2: of stuff because I'm kind of like, yes, those guys

2542
02:10:19,840 --> 02:10:23,880
Speaker 2: all kind of pushed one thing, but there's a lot

2543
02:10:23,920 --> 02:10:27,360
Speaker 2: of kind of tender headed people out there that depending

2544
02:10:27,480 --> 02:10:29,200
Speaker 2: on which direction they're going to go, it's not like

2545
02:10:29,240 --> 02:10:32,080
Speaker 2: anybody who can go well, those guys handed it to Trump.

2546
02:10:32,520 --> 02:10:34,400
Speaker 2: Was a lot of dummies, men who are just like

2547
02:10:34,480 --> 02:10:36,640
Speaker 2: whether or not they're listening to they're plenty of magot

2548
02:10:36,640 --> 02:10:38,360
Speaker 2: people who don't listen to Joe Rogan.

2549
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Speaker 19: Sor but there's all I think that there's more non

2550
02:10:41,960 --> 02:10:44,840
Speaker 19: voters who listen to those three men in particular. Oh,

2551
02:10:44,880 --> 02:10:48,240
Speaker 19: maybe age is eighteen to twenty five males who would

2552
02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:50,720
Speaker 19: love to have the same political views as Andrew Schultz,

2553
02:10:50,760 --> 02:10:52,880
Speaker 19: who would like to think, oh, I'm just like Andrew,

2554
02:10:52,960 --> 02:10:55,760
Speaker 19: I'm I agree with him on everything, even if they

2555
02:10:55,800 --> 02:10:59,160
Speaker 19: don't vote, but they will now that Trump has been

2556
02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:02,360
Speaker 19: on their favorite podcast. I think that those three guys

2557
02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:04,800
Speaker 19: had a lot more influence than even they knew that

2558
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:07,600
Speaker 19: they had. Yeah, and then they realized what was happening,

2559
02:11:07,640 --> 02:11:08,960
Speaker 19: and now they're trying to be like, well, this isn't

2560
02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:10,880
Speaker 19: what I voted for. I was like, you literally said

2561
02:11:10,920 --> 02:11:11,200
Speaker 19: all of this.

2562
02:11:11,360 --> 02:11:14,480
Speaker 2: I've never well, yeah, anybody who was paying attention for

2563
02:11:14,680 --> 02:11:18,120
Speaker 2: the past thirty years would know that the jig was up.

2564
02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:21,080
Speaker 2: I've never heard any of those people, like there are

2565
02:11:21,280 --> 02:11:24,200
Speaker 2: billboards around Northeast Ohio that Tim Poole has bought this

2566
02:11:24,240 --> 02:11:26,320
Speaker 2: guy Tim Poole who does a show or whatever on

2567
02:11:26,520 --> 02:11:28,840
Speaker 2: some app I don't know what it is, but these

2568
02:11:28,880 --> 02:11:31,360
Speaker 2: are very popular. I've never heard one episode of any

2569
02:11:31,400 --> 02:11:35,120
Speaker 2: of those shows. So, but it's become shorthand everybody knows

2570
02:11:35,160 --> 02:11:37,160
Speaker 2: what you're talking about when you're talking about those shows.

2571
02:11:38,240 --> 02:11:40,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, I do remember you posting that I flipped

2572
02:11:40,840 --> 02:11:42,360
Speaker 2: out my manager was like, you got to take this

2573
02:11:42,480 --> 02:11:45,840
Speaker 2: down my family, because because you were calling people out

2574
02:11:45,840 --> 02:11:46,800
Speaker 2: by name, I was calling people out.

2575
02:11:46,800 --> 02:11:48,880
Speaker 19: And I was very heated because that was the day

2576
02:11:48,920 --> 02:11:51,800
Speaker 19: that Elon threw up the sigile twice.

2577
02:11:51,880 --> 02:11:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, he's all tis sick.

2578
02:11:53,880 --> 02:11:56,720
Speaker 19: But also you couldn't have been alone in that sentiment.

2579
02:11:57,280 --> 02:12:00,320
Speaker 19: One who said anything at that point. Nobody know, other

2580
02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:03,720
Speaker 19: comics had said anything. And I had a long talk

2581
02:12:03,840 --> 02:12:05,080
Speaker 19: and I was very I mean, I don't know if

2582
02:12:05,120 --> 02:12:08,240
Speaker 19: you've met me. I'm a pretty stubborn guy. And I

2583
02:12:08,400 --> 02:12:09,520
Speaker 19: was like, I don't want to take it down. This

2584
02:12:09,600 --> 02:12:11,280
Speaker 19: is how I feel. I feel really strongly about it.

2585
02:12:11,400 --> 02:12:14,320
Speaker 19: And then sure enough, as the year has gone on, I'm.

2586
02:12:14,240 --> 02:12:17,520
Speaker 2: Like, okay, so you took it down at the behest

2587
02:12:17,560 --> 02:12:20,600
Speaker 2: of your manager and my family. My sam called me

2588
02:12:20,680 --> 02:12:22,280
Speaker 2: and she was like, hey, because of your brothers.

2589
02:12:22,440 --> 02:12:22,480
Speaker 9: No.

2590
02:12:22,640 --> 02:12:24,280
Speaker 19: My sister called me, is like, listen, man, I know

2591
02:12:24,360 --> 02:12:26,840
Speaker 19: you're you're having a bad time right now, but maybe

2592
02:12:26,880 --> 02:12:28,560
Speaker 19: we keep our bed times off the internet.

2593
02:12:28,680 --> 02:12:31,320
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, why though that's what I said.

2594
02:12:31,440 --> 02:12:34,840
Speaker 2: I was like, why do I way worse stuff? I mean,

2595
02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:38,000
Speaker 2: it goes without saying that, there's way worse inflammatory stuff

2596
02:12:38,000 --> 02:12:41,680
Speaker 2: than somebody having a genuine problem with the outcome of something.

2597
02:12:41,760 --> 02:12:44,240
Speaker 2: Now now poor tends not great stuff.

2598
02:12:44,680 --> 02:12:47,640
Speaker 19: Here is what hold the trigger. It wasn't my management,

2599
02:12:47,680 --> 02:12:50,840
Speaker 19: it wasn't you know whatever. It was people starting to

2600
02:12:51,040 --> 02:12:53,480
Speaker 19: get people do not follow me. I had like almost

2601
02:12:53,480 --> 02:12:57,640
Speaker 19: twenty thousand comments on that of people saying incredibly personal

2602
02:12:57,760 --> 02:13:02,400
Speaker 19: things that they should not know and threatening members of

2603
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:06,040
Speaker 19: my family and bringing up, oh so this person works here,

2604
02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:07,520
Speaker 19: what if I paid them.

2605
02:13:08,560 --> 02:13:11,800
Speaker 2: Like getting docs like crazy.

2606
02:13:11,800 --> 02:13:15,680
Speaker 19: Followers just saying like pulling up not voting records, but

2607
02:13:15,800 --> 02:13:19,080
Speaker 19: like if you've ever voted your you know, your stuff's

2608
02:13:19,120 --> 02:13:21,760
Speaker 19: on the internet. And so people were like dming me

2609
02:13:22,000 --> 02:13:25,120
Speaker 19: my family member's addresses, well, and that's the real and

2610
02:13:25,160 --> 02:13:27,280
Speaker 19: it's like that's when I was like.

2611
02:13:27,400 --> 02:13:29,360
Speaker 2: It's not worth it. This is not worth it.

2612
02:13:29,520 --> 02:13:31,760
Speaker 19: I'll take it down whatever the damage is done. I

2613
02:13:31,760 --> 02:13:33,920
Speaker 19: said what I needed to say, but I didn't want

2614
02:13:33,960 --> 02:13:35,720
Speaker 19: it to go any further than that and then have

2615
02:13:35,880 --> 02:13:38,240
Speaker 19: that on my shoulders because I popped off on the

2616
02:13:38,280 --> 02:13:39,320
Speaker 19: internet and that.

2617
02:13:39,360 --> 02:13:40,240
Speaker 2: They would do anything.

2618
02:13:40,360 --> 02:13:40,400
Speaker 4: No.

2619
02:13:40,520 --> 02:13:43,040
Speaker 2: But the problem is it's never the people who are

2620
02:13:43,160 --> 02:13:46,640
Speaker 2: following you, No, it's the people who they've never interacted

2621
02:13:46,720 --> 02:13:49,280
Speaker 2: with you. Before, and it doesn't matter who you are,

2622
02:13:49,440 --> 02:13:52,640
Speaker 2: it's what you're saying. And anybody else who was saying that,

2623
02:13:53,520 --> 02:13:55,680
Speaker 2: you know, you'll never find thinner skin than one of

2624
02:13:55,720 --> 02:13:59,400
Speaker 2: these magas snowflakes. So it's like that's crazy. Yeah, that's

2625
02:13:59,440 --> 02:14:00,840
Speaker 2: when I was obviously it's.

2626
02:14:00,760 --> 02:14:01,120
Speaker 4: Not worth it.

2627
02:14:01,320 --> 02:14:03,080
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly what it was. Was like, you know what,

2628
02:14:03,200 --> 02:14:03,840
Speaker 2: I made my point.

2629
02:14:03,960 --> 02:14:06,680
Speaker 19: This has three million views and twenty thousand comments, and

2630
02:14:06,760 --> 02:14:07,520
Speaker 19: I made my point.

2631
02:14:07,600 --> 02:14:08,400
Speaker 2: And it's it is.

2632
02:14:08,840 --> 02:14:11,200
Speaker 19: Even though maybe these people, if they're unhinged enough to

2633
02:14:11,280 --> 02:14:13,760
Speaker 19: find the information and send it to me, I don't

2634
02:14:13,800 --> 02:14:16,080
Speaker 19: put it past them to send a crazy letter to

2635
02:14:16,200 --> 02:14:18,480
Speaker 19: a relative of mine in the man, you know, or.

2636
02:14:18,480 --> 02:14:20,080
Speaker 2: Whatever it might be. So I said, you know, what

2637
02:14:20,160 --> 02:14:21,720
Speaker 2: is not worth it, I'll take its own hell. And

2638
02:14:21,800 --> 02:14:25,440
Speaker 2: I just looked up that movie Song of Solomon. I

2639
02:14:25,840 --> 02:14:28,360
Speaker 2: worked with the lead actress a long time ago on

2640
02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:32,040
Speaker 2: a short film in college. She's originally from the Canton area.

2641
02:14:32,160 --> 02:14:39,920
Speaker 2: See Dreams Can Come True's dream Can Come True. I'm

2642
02:14:40,000 --> 02:14:44,000
Speaker 2: just looking at these texts real quick. Uh, Mary's saying

2643
02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:45,360
Speaker 2: in New York for good? Are you coming home to

2644
02:14:45,440 --> 02:14:45,640
Speaker 2: be with?

2645
02:14:45,960 --> 02:14:46,120
Speaker 3: Well?

2646
02:14:46,280 --> 02:14:49,720
Speaker 2: She spent her time for the future. It's working really

2647
02:14:49,720 --> 02:14:52,640
Speaker 2: well for everybody. Mary's roommate would be best suited for Tampa,

2648
02:14:52,920 --> 02:14:54,080
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.

2649
02:14:54,840 --> 02:14:55,160
Speaker 4: I do not.

2650
02:14:57,640 --> 02:14:59,960
Speaker 2: It sounds like they say she could be a stripper.

2651
02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:02,240
Speaker 2: Are there a lot of strippers in Tampa? Oh yeah,

2652
02:15:03,080 --> 02:15:05,680
Speaker 2: oh yes in Tampa. I' that's kind of shorthand for

2653
02:15:06,000 --> 02:15:09,160
Speaker 2: I assume that's what they mean. She's hot. I've seen

2654
02:15:09,200 --> 02:15:12,760
Speaker 2: her one time. I don't know that I would have

2655
02:15:12,840 --> 02:15:15,440
Speaker 2: been like, oh, stripper, No, she's not. I wouldn't give

2656
02:15:15,440 --> 02:15:19,800
Speaker 2: her a stripper. But she's like fit and tiny. Yeah,

2657
02:15:19,880 --> 02:15:22,120
Speaker 2: I know she's a stripper. I wouldn't say that. No,

2658
02:15:23,400 --> 02:15:27,080
Speaker 2: we gotta go. Happy birthdays. Great to see you. You

2659
02:15:27,160 --> 02:15:30,160
Speaker 2: said that my birthday present was that this is my show. Now, Yes,

2660
02:15:30,320 --> 02:15:34,480
Speaker 2: that's what I heard. Well, Mary, Santaora than fired.

2661
02:15:34,520 --> 02:15:34,800
Speaker 18: It's just.

2662
02:15:36,920 --> 02:15:40,360
Speaker 2: It came down from the top. What's good for the ghost,

2663
02:15:40,640 --> 02:15:41,680
Speaker 2: it's good for the gander.

2664
02:15:42,160 --> 02:15:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2665
02:15:42,640 --> 02:15:43,560
Speaker 2: But thank you guys so much.

2666
02:15:43,640 --> 02:15:47,080
Speaker 19: It has been amazing being on I I've loved hanging

2667
02:15:47,120 --> 02:15:47,680
Speaker 19: out anytime.

2668
02:15:47,720 --> 02:15:50,000
Speaker 2: Open door policy. Yeah, come out to Hilarities this weekend.

2669
02:15:50,120 --> 02:15:54,000
Speaker 2: Hilarities this weekend, two shows Friday and Saturday, Mary's Homecoming Weekend.

2670
02:15:54,200 --> 02:15:56,880
Speaker 2: They're at hilarities, Mary Santora Comedy and your social media

2671
02:15:56,920 --> 02:16:02,800
Speaker 2: accounts and Santora toes and female dot Com for those footpas,

2672
02:16:02,960 --> 02:16:09,320
Speaker 2: they're still there. Alan Cox Show, on one of it.

2673
02:16:12,200 --> 02:16:15,480
Speaker 8: You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing,

2674
02:16:16,200 --> 02:16:20,360
Speaker 8: then me does another thing, then a third thing happens, and.

2675
02:16:20,480 --> 02:16:24,000
Speaker 9: It's a bummer because you can't just wanting to keep

2676
02:16:24,080 --> 02:16:25,480
Speaker 9: doing that middle thing.

2677
02:16:25,800 --> 02:16:29,440
Speaker 2: It's all very frustrating. The Allan Cox Show.

2678
02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:30,760
Speaker 3: W U m ms.

2679
02:16:38,920 --> 02:17:02,040
Speaker 2: Oh, you know you were mad that I wasn't watching

2680
02:17:02,120 --> 02:17:05,280
Speaker 2: the Royal You were disappointed rob thus far that I

2681
02:17:05,360 --> 02:17:09,280
Speaker 2: hadn't watched the Gordon Lightfoot documentary. Yes, because it's short

2682
02:17:10,240 --> 02:17:14,480
Speaker 2: and it's called sundown. So I have to imagine that

2683
02:17:14,560 --> 02:17:17,520
Speaker 2: you'll be even more upset to learn that I actually

2684
02:17:17,720 --> 02:17:21,840
Speaker 2: did watch the documentary on these guys. Did you really? Yeah,

2685
02:17:22,080 --> 02:17:24,440
Speaker 2: I'd have to come up with this whole one. Who

2686
02:17:24,520 --> 02:17:31,920
Speaker 2: the hell? Uh Yellow Yellow why Yello? Yes, two dudes

2687
02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:35,200
Speaker 2: from Switzerland. They were kind of like, well, they were

2688
02:17:35,280 --> 02:17:40,640
Speaker 2: just like an electronic duo, right. They predated bands like Sparks.

2689
02:17:40,760 --> 02:17:43,960
Speaker 2: They predated obviously, bands like Daft Punk and things like that.

2690
02:17:44,480 --> 02:17:47,120
Speaker 2: These two dudes. This song blew up. It's called oh Yeah.

2691
02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:49,360
Speaker 2: It's probably the only song that they're really known for.

2692
02:17:49,480 --> 02:17:52,000
Speaker 2: It wasn't Ferris Bueller, That's why it blew up yeah

2693
02:17:52,440 --> 02:17:57,840
Speaker 2: and been used in just so many things and became

2694
02:17:57,959 --> 02:17:59,840
Speaker 2: kind of an instant pop classic there in the A

2695
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:05,039
Speaker 2: Chick at Your Car over the end credits, right when

2696
02:18:05,200 --> 02:18:09,640
Speaker 2: Ed Rooney is broken and beaten and forced Rob to

2697
02:18:09,760 --> 02:18:12,480
Speaker 2: ride the bus with all the kids, and so they

2698
02:18:12,560 --> 02:18:15,039
Speaker 2: had this going over the end credits of Ferris Bueller's

2699
02:18:15,120 --> 02:18:18,280
Speaker 2: Day Off. The band was called Yellow, and they would

2700
02:18:18,280 --> 02:18:20,879
Speaker 2: also play every time duff Man came on the screen

2701
02:18:21,000 --> 02:18:27,200
Speaker 2: on The Simpsons Man Who's Here's a party Hank's area doing.

2702
02:18:27,280 --> 02:18:30,160
Speaker 2: Duff Man, of course, was on South Park and always

2703
02:18:30,160 --> 02:18:34,480
Speaker 2: sunny in Philadelphia and so so pervasive that these guys

2704
02:18:34,600 --> 02:18:37,920
Speaker 2: really didn't need another big hit. And in hindsight, they

2705
02:18:37,959 --> 02:18:42,160
Speaker 2: really should have kept that guy away from children on buses. Indeed, right,

2706
02:18:42,640 --> 02:18:44,680
Speaker 2: it started with a couple of dudes, and then then

2707
02:18:44,760 --> 02:18:48,400
Speaker 2: one guy split and they replace him with another guy,

2708
02:18:48,440 --> 02:18:51,560
Speaker 2: I think. But Yellow was the band, and there is

2709
02:18:51,640 --> 02:18:59,119
Speaker 2: a documentary on them on the Documentary channel or something

2710
02:18:59,280 --> 02:19:03,080
Speaker 2: like that. Rolling Stones YouTube channel has it as well,

2711
02:19:03,720 --> 02:19:08,440
Speaker 2: and I watched it run. It was a perfect thing

2712
02:19:08,560 --> 02:19:13,840
Speaker 2: to not watch prior to watching the Gordon Lightfoot document

2713
02:19:14,560 --> 02:19:19,080
Speaker 2: not watch it. Yeah, yep, I thought you were playing

2714
02:19:19,080 --> 02:19:24,120
Speaker 2: that because Mary was here. No wonder if Jess has

2715
02:19:24,120 --> 02:19:27,640
Speaker 2: ever seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Jess, Yes, I've seen.

2716
02:19:27,720 --> 02:19:33,440
Speaker 2: Well you have all right? Good? It is good that

2717
02:19:33,760 --> 02:19:37,400
Speaker 2: he is. Yeah, yes, what a guy, what a dude.

2718
02:19:37,560 --> 02:19:40,240
Speaker 2: He's been on the show, and that that Charlie documentary

2719
02:19:40,400 --> 02:19:43,320
Speaker 2: was talking about how he got called in for like

2720
02:19:43,440 --> 02:19:47,240
Speaker 2: one day's work and everybody noticed him there in the

2721
02:19:47,480 --> 02:19:49,720
Speaker 2: Ferris Bueller film, but that was really before he had

2722
02:19:49,800 --> 02:19:52,880
Speaker 2: kind of blown up. Anyway. The two guy I don't

2723
02:19:52,879 --> 02:19:54,960
Speaker 2: even know if these guys are still alive. They're in

2724
02:19:55,000 --> 02:20:00,840
Speaker 2: their eighties. Uh d Tamaya and Bontis Blanc from the

2725
02:20:01,000 --> 02:20:06,200
Speaker 2: Swiss and then I guess maybe it started out as

2726
02:20:06,240 --> 02:20:09,560
Speaker 2: three guys, but it continued as two and again they

2727
02:20:09,640 --> 02:20:13,120
Speaker 2: did have a lot of other songs, but people just remember,

2728
02:20:13,200 --> 02:20:20,200
Speaker 2: oh yeah, and they're very avant garde, if you will.

2729
02:20:20,360 --> 02:20:22,080
Speaker 2: But that song was used a lot. It was in

2730
02:20:22,240 --> 02:20:25,480
Speaker 2: Uncle Buck, it was in the Secret of My Success

2731
02:20:25,680 --> 02:20:30,040
Speaker 2: with it's when he walks away with the with the drill. Yeah,

2732
02:20:31,520 --> 02:20:33,560
Speaker 2: used in a lot of you know, and they would

2733
02:20:33,600 --> 02:20:37,560
Speaker 2: take samples from films and throw them in their songs

2734
02:20:37,600 --> 02:20:42,360
Speaker 2: as well. And they were kind of notable at the

2735
02:20:42,400 --> 02:20:45,320
Speaker 2: time too, where they weren't using samples from other people's

2736
02:20:45,400 --> 02:20:47,520
Speaker 2: music they were playing there there was a kind of

2737
02:20:47,560 --> 02:20:51,320
Speaker 2: a craft work quality to them. I guess, uh, let

2738
02:20:51,360 --> 02:20:56,760
Speaker 2: me talk to Ricardo. Hello, Ricardo, Hey, how are you man?

2739
02:20:58,240 --> 02:20:59,240
Speaker 3: Doing well? Well?

2740
02:21:02,920 --> 02:21:03,280
Speaker 9: All right?

2741
02:21:03,360 --> 02:21:03,640
Speaker 2: Guys?

2742
02:21:04,680 --> 02:21:08,400
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, now my can just just yeah, it was

2743
02:21:08,480 --> 02:21:11,560
Speaker 6: it was beautiful to see Mary in the show. Welcome

2744
02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:15,280
Speaker 6: to your new full screen. It's just a wonderful show.

2745
02:21:15,360 --> 02:21:17,039
Speaker 18: I guess if you're.

2746
02:21:16,920 --> 02:21:20,480
Speaker 6: Giving you a call with the whole Latino Burwell country

2747
02:21:21,640 --> 02:21:25,680
Speaker 6: fact of how movies are right to us growing up

2748
02:21:26,200 --> 02:21:29,080
Speaker 6: and and and and oh clearly is out with the

2749
02:21:29,360 --> 02:21:31,480
Speaker 6: beauty is in the eyes of beholder, right, Rob, I mean,

2750
02:21:31,720 --> 02:21:36,320
Speaker 6: this is everybody's gonna have a different view of things.

2751
02:21:36,480 --> 02:21:40,760
Speaker 6: And to us was like a delay think about it, right,

2752
02:21:40,920 --> 02:21:43,680
Speaker 6: So things about here didn't didn't make it to the

2753
02:21:43,840 --> 02:21:47,200
Speaker 6: movies right on time. It's like, you know, saving part

2754
02:21:47,200 --> 02:21:50,200
Speaker 6: of Ryan was being also at the same time kind

2755
02:21:50,200 --> 02:21:53,400
Speaker 6: of scenario, right, But but we we did have a

2756
02:21:54,320 --> 02:21:57,280
Speaker 6: so a patriarch kind of scenario leaving and then my

2757
02:21:57,360 --> 02:22:00,080
Speaker 6: dad will show up with a Beta Max tape that

2758
02:22:00,200 --> 02:22:04,080
Speaker 6: he got from our local you know, video store that

2759
02:22:04,280 --> 02:22:06,800
Speaker 6: had no name or nothing, partly bootlegged if you will,

2760
02:22:07,440 --> 02:22:09,240
Speaker 6: and you were stock watching.

2761
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Speaker 18: Uh, I don't know.

2762
02:22:12,080 --> 02:22:14,560
Speaker 6: Eight to five perhaps Springs of Bell.

2763
02:22:17,480 --> 02:22:17,640
Speaker 9: Is it.

2764
02:22:20,400 --> 02:22:24,880
Speaker 2: Five? Yeah? I eight to five was the prequel that

2765
02:22:25,040 --> 02:22:27,039
Speaker 2: was when they first got the jobs and they really

2766
02:22:27,200 --> 02:22:30,000
Speaker 2: enjoyed them. And it was a less enjoyable movie. I'm

2767
02:22:30,000 --> 02:22:31,560
Speaker 2: gonna say he said it was. It could have been

2768
02:22:31,600 --> 02:22:35,160
Speaker 2: eight to five, just a different bood version. Yes, it

2769
02:22:35,280 --> 02:22:36,640
Speaker 2: had Bali Parton in it.

2770
02:22:36,800 --> 02:22:42,039
Speaker 6: Yes, you know, it's like and then the next one

2771
02:22:42,240 --> 02:22:48,520
Speaker 6: is like you're like Poulter Gates and you're like five, yeah,

2772
02:22:50,280 --> 02:22:51,080
Speaker 6: it's horrible.

2773
02:22:51,160 --> 02:22:51,760
Speaker 2: It was.

2774
02:22:52,040 --> 02:22:53,840
Speaker 6: It was horrible, but you were expressed to it. But

2775
02:22:54,200 --> 02:22:59,160
Speaker 6: but Toaz growing up, I think I speak in number

2776
02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:01,760
Speaker 6: seventy seven job, right, so where.

2777
02:23:01,840 --> 02:23:05,400
Speaker 2: We're on the same age, you know. Yeah, so.

2778
02:23:06,879 --> 02:23:10,959
Speaker 6: A big old star Wars that those those massive uh.

2779
02:23:12,280 --> 02:23:15,000
Speaker 6: And then and then we had like the whole Ghostbusters thing,

2780
02:23:17,080 --> 02:23:17,520
Speaker 6: and then.

2781
02:23:17,400 --> 02:23:18,560
Speaker 4: It came the the.

2782
02:23:20,680 --> 02:23:24,520
Speaker 6: Inclusion of like Casa Blanca and so on, like you know,

2783
02:23:25,120 --> 02:23:29,160
Speaker 6: it was basically like, oh, this is the Mexican. The

2784
02:23:29,400 --> 02:23:33,400
Speaker 6: Mexican stinamn a cinematography.

2785
02:23:33,360 --> 02:23:39,440
Speaker 18: Is big, Like there's some really big movies a country,

2786
02:23:39,520 --> 02:23:41,800
Speaker 18: to be honest with you, Spain as well, and you know,

2787
02:23:41,879 --> 02:23:44,640
Speaker 18: all over the world, but none.

2788
02:23:46,320 --> 02:23:47,240
Speaker 6: English speaking.

2789
02:23:47,320 --> 02:23:50,320
Speaker 2: If it was, it's pretty big. Ricardo Ricardo's dad brought

2790
02:23:50,360 --> 02:23:53,920
Speaker 2: Ghostbusters home on Beta Max in nineteen ninety six. Yeah,

2791
02:23:54,800 --> 02:23:57,280
Speaker 2: how far delayed was it? Ricardo? Was it like a

2792
02:23:57,360 --> 02:23:58,040
Speaker 2: couple of years?

2793
02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:03,800
Speaker 6: It was so kind of fuzzy there, but you didn't

2794
02:24:03,800 --> 02:24:07,000
Speaker 6: you didn't know what you were getting because it's a

2795
02:24:07,120 --> 02:24:10,560
Speaker 6: us were choosers, you know, beggars can be choosers, right like,

2796
02:24:11,520 --> 02:24:14,240
Speaker 6: so so it was kind of like whatever they thought

2797
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:19,480
Speaker 6: it was good. I mean Hamburger Hill in Hamburger Academy

2798
02:24:19,560 --> 02:24:21,800
Speaker 6: and right next to it, I was like, oh, what

2799
02:24:22,040 --> 02:24:24,920
Speaker 6: is death of like really true story happening? And I

2800
02:24:25,160 --> 02:24:28,840
Speaker 6: was kicks with Boots right like yeah, saying like it

2801
02:24:29,040 --> 02:24:34,200
Speaker 6: was just horrible, but you know, the lover boy shows up, right,

2802
02:24:34,440 --> 02:24:39,880
Speaker 6: and then then you have h what was a good

2803
02:24:39,959 --> 02:24:43,240
Speaker 6: morning Vietnam to be this is an amazing movie, right,

2804
02:24:43,680 --> 02:24:47,560
Speaker 6: And going back to the the Beholder, guys, right, it's

2805
02:24:47,959 --> 02:24:52,680
Speaker 6: so much out of there that changed your life and

2806
02:24:53,000 --> 02:25:01,039
Speaker 6: had an impact, had created us, right, individuals have these conversations,

2807
02:25:01,360 --> 02:25:04,320
Speaker 6: even me being going back to your question, Rob, Uh,

2808
02:25:05,120 --> 02:25:08,520
Speaker 6: you know, I would say probably six months back in

2809
02:25:08,640 --> 02:25:12,040
Speaker 6: the seventies eighties, and then he just evolved sooner, right,

2810
02:25:12,200 --> 02:25:14,240
Speaker 6: just we were in a delay, right, I mean, grew

2811
02:25:14,360 --> 02:25:18,760
Speaker 6: up with let Zeppeling and the purple on the vinyl.

2812
02:25:19,640 --> 02:25:22,320
Speaker 6: But I can assure you my brother Rene doesn't remember that.

2813
02:25:23,000 --> 02:25:24,720
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying it We're three years apart, right,

2814
02:25:24,840 --> 02:25:27,560
Speaker 6: so it's kind of like that, right. But anyway, I

2815
02:25:27,640 --> 02:25:32,280
Speaker 6: just figure I call you guys, say hello, love the show,

2816
02:25:33,080 --> 02:25:36,879
Speaker 6: Thank you man, you guys. Thanks right you guys, you did.

2817
02:25:36,959 --> 02:25:41,279
Speaker 2: Take care brother. There's Ricardo Delays Rob and pop culture

2818
02:25:46,200 --> 02:25:59,080
Speaker 2: is away a little bit of a delay. Hey Alan,

2819
02:25:59,440 --> 02:26:02,040
Speaker 2: Rob Adam from Parma. Just want to chime in and

2820
02:26:02,200 --> 02:26:05,200
Speaker 2: welcome Jess to the crew, and most importantly want to

2821
02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:09,360
Speaker 2: chime in and also say hey Mary, happy birthday. Good

2822
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:12,760
Speaker 2: to hear you again. And I wanted to ask the

2823
02:26:12,840 --> 02:26:15,960
Speaker 2: gentleman in the room a question, how is NonStop nut

2824
02:26:16,120 --> 02:26:18,279
Speaker 2: November going for you anyways?

2825
02:26:18,520 --> 02:26:18,800
Speaker 3: Tears?

2826
02:26:20,160 --> 02:26:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't neither Rob nor I recognize no nut November,

2827
02:26:26,320 --> 02:26:29,480
Speaker 2: although if we did, we'd be getting ready to nut

2828
02:26:30,280 --> 02:26:33,320
Speaker 2: because it's almost December. It's all nut November.

2829
02:26:33,560 --> 02:26:33,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2830
02:26:36,360 --> 02:26:36,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

2831
02:26:40,520 --> 02:26:42,840
Speaker 2: I was also wondering who he's talking to. For the

2832
02:26:42,959 --> 02:26:45,480
Speaker 2: gentleman in the room, I'm like, oh, Christ, not me.

2833
02:26:45,800 --> 02:26:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm out. I'll tell you who I want to see.

2834
02:26:47,840 --> 02:26:50,480
Speaker 2: We were talking before about Bone Thugs doing their very

2835
02:26:50,560 --> 02:26:54,960
Speaker 2: last show ever the Agora on Saturday night. I want

2836
02:26:55,000 --> 02:26:59,800
Speaker 2: to see this all girl Radiohead tribute band called Laby Ahead.

2837
02:27:00,440 --> 02:27:03,080
Speaker 2: Have you seen any of the videos from Laby Ahead?

2838
02:27:04,400 --> 02:27:06,080
Speaker 2: You know there's a if you're a Radiohead fan, there's

2839
02:27:06,080 --> 02:27:08,200
Speaker 2: an album called Hail to the Thief. My son is

2840
02:27:08,280 --> 02:27:11,760
Speaker 2: a huge Radiohead fan. He's like Radiohead tattoos. Hail to

2841
02:27:11,840 --> 02:27:14,480
Speaker 2: the Thief is a Radiohead and so the girls in

2842
02:27:14,600 --> 02:27:17,240
Speaker 2: Laby Ahead do rob Hail to the Queef.

2843
02:27:18,280 --> 02:27:18,640
Speaker 3: Get it.

2844
02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:43,040
Speaker 2: Now. I don't know if these girls are going to

2845
02:27:43,080 --> 02:27:46,760
Speaker 2: go on the road, but somebody points out, turns out

2846
02:27:46,840 --> 02:27:49,480
Speaker 2: Radiohead songs are pretty good when they're not being performed

2847
02:27:49,520 --> 02:27:54,680
Speaker 2: by Radiohead, and I couldn't agree more. Yeah, but Laby

2848
02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:58,640
Speaker 2: Ahead not bad. I wouldn't mind going to see them.

2849
02:27:59,640 --> 02:28:04,160
Speaker 2: It is cuffing season after all. Wrong. Uh so, yeah,

2850
02:28:04,200 --> 02:28:06,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have to think that that's one

2851
02:28:06,120 --> 02:28:09,560
Speaker 2: of those one off bands, right, I would imagine they

2852
02:28:09,840 --> 02:28:12,000
Speaker 2: pull a couple of nights there in the Bowery and

2853
02:28:12,040 --> 02:28:18,400
Speaker 2: then they move on to something else. But hopefully they'll

2854
02:28:18,440 --> 02:28:21,360
Speaker 2: do some dates. Hopefully, maybe they'll go on a tour.

2855
02:28:23,080 --> 02:28:25,279
Speaker 2: I don't know. Speaking of which, I've got some sperm

2856
02:28:25,480 --> 02:28:35,000
Speaker 2: news before cuffing season is upon us. Of course, you know,

2857
02:28:35,200 --> 02:28:38,360
Speaker 2: people want to People think it's just the winter time,

2858
02:28:38,800 --> 02:28:41,240
Speaker 2: but it's really winter and summer when people are looking

2859
02:28:41,920 --> 02:28:46,160
Speaker 2: to kind of find somebody to snug up. Maybe find

2860
02:28:46,200 --> 02:28:50,480
Speaker 2: yourself a nice roaring fire, and then in the spring

2861
02:28:50,760 --> 02:28:54,280
Speaker 2: thaw you can figure out a way to get out

2862
02:28:54,320 --> 02:29:00,680
Speaker 2: of it. But searches for porn dating sites, people on

2863
02:29:01,040 --> 02:29:06,920
Speaker 2: escort service websites, they peak precisely twice a year and

2864
02:29:07,000 --> 02:29:11,039
Speaker 2: those times are winter and summer. So for people who

2865
02:29:11,080 --> 02:29:14,880
Speaker 2: are looking to get cuffed, now is the time to

2866
02:29:15,000 --> 02:29:19,880
Speaker 2: do it. But pornography is a hell of a drug

2867
02:29:20,000 --> 02:29:23,480
Speaker 2: rob And there's a school administrator who had to quit

2868
02:29:23,560 --> 02:29:28,160
Speaker 2: his job. This is in Illinois, Summit, Illinois. I don't

2869
02:29:28,160 --> 02:29:29,680
Speaker 2: know where that is. That sounds like it's the middle

2870
02:29:29,680 --> 02:29:32,280
Speaker 2: of the state. But this is a guy of a

2871
02:29:32,760 --> 02:29:36,520
Speaker 2: This is a superintendent of a school district, who put

2872
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:40,520
Speaker 2: thousands of dollars of porn on the school's credit card,

2873
02:29:41,959 --> 02:29:44,640
Speaker 2: And finally, if you will, came clean.

2874
02:29:46,280 --> 02:29:47,480
Speaker 9: And and.

2875
02:29:49,240 --> 02:30:02,800
Speaker 2: Resigned under what oh huh, and said I can't lie anymore.

2876
02:30:03,320 --> 02:30:05,959
Speaker 2: And he came clean about what he was doing. Somebody

2877
02:30:06,040 --> 02:30:10,520
Speaker 2: caught wind of his questionable spending, I guess, and he

2878
02:30:10,600 --> 02:30:13,400
Speaker 2: said that he never meant to, and there were people

2879
02:30:13,480 --> 02:30:15,320
Speaker 2: coming to his support. They said that he's done a

2880
02:30:15,360 --> 02:30:17,680
Speaker 2: lot of good for the school, he loved the school.

2881
02:30:18,879 --> 02:30:21,720
Speaker 2: He told the school board that the expenditures were for

2882
02:30:22,760 --> 02:30:26,040
Speaker 2: a right wing publication called The Epoch Times. Remember the

2883
02:30:26,080 --> 02:30:28,360
Speaker 2: Epoch Times. I didn't even know this is a thing anymore.

2884
02:30:28,400 --> 02:30:31,520
Speaker 2: They started out being like propaganda for the Chinese Communist

2885
02:30:31,560 --> 02:30:34,120
Speaker 2: Party or something, and then naturally became more of a

2886
02:30:34,240 --> 02:30:37,440
Speaker 2: mag of mouthpiece. So I guess this guy's thought was, no, no, no,

2887
02:30:37,560 --> 02:30:42,040
Speaker 2: I'm not a continuous masturbator. I'm just a douchebag. That

2888
02:30:42,200 --> 02:30:44,240
Speaker 2: was the better explanation, I guess, as far as this

2889
02:30:44,320 --> 02:30:46,720
Speaker 2: guy was concerned, No, no, no, no, no, no, not poorn,

2890
02:30:46,959 --> 02:30:52,600
Speaker 2: noo websites. Douche First, he said that somebody else had

2891
02:30:53,120 --> 02:30:57,480
Speaker 2: compromised the school's card, and then he said that he

2892
02:30:57,959 --> 02:31:02,160
Speaker 2: mistakenly used the schools credit card. But then they discovered

2893
02:31:02,200 --> 02:31:04,800
Speaker 2: that he was making like false invoices and things. So

2894
02:31:04,920 --> 02:31:07,959
Speaker 2: he was trying to really paper over the whole situation.

2895
02:31:08,760 --> 02:31:15,680
Speaker 2: And so this guy, his excessive porn consumption rob made

2896
02:31:15,760 --> 02:31:22,880
Speaker 2: him resign from his job. If that was the case,

2897
02:31:22,879 --> 02:31:28,040
Speaker 2: I'd be putting in my notice. So but boy, imagine that,

2898
02:31:28,800 --> 02:31:33,039
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, I can't even he was. He spent

2899
02:31:33,480 --> 02:31:38,199
Speaker 2: eleven hundred dollars on Slushy, which is an adult website.

2900
02:31:38,440 --> 02:31:41,600
Speaker 2: Are you hipped to Slushy? I'm not all right, yes,

2901
02:31:41,720 --> 02:31:43,279
Speaker 2: Are you any kind of porn consumer?

2902
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:43,880
Speaker 18: No?

2903
02:31:44,320 --> 02:31:47,960
Speaker 2: No, I'm running these down right now. Okay, Slushy, Yeah,

2904
02:31:48,000 --> 02:31:50,240
Speaker 2: got that one. Not to be confused with Tushy. That's

2905
02:31:50,280 --> 02:31:53,640
Speaker 2: a whole other thing. Oh is that the different one? Yeah, Tushy. Yeah,

2906
02:31:53,680 --> 02:31:55,800
Speaker 2: if you're in a like anal and stuff like that, Slushy.

2907
02:31:56,160 --> 02:32:02,080
Speaker 2: Uh huh. He spent hundreds of dollars on Viagra. I

2908
02:32:02,120 --> 02:32:04,119
Speaker 2: don't know why you need that if you're just watching porn,

2909
02:32:04,200 --> 02:32:10,400
Speaker 2: but okay. He spent twenty six thousand dollars with Amazon,

2910
02:32:11,920 --> 02:32:16,760
Speaker 2: including a variety of items that would I guess be

2911
02:32:16,879 --> 02:32:20,920
Speaker 2: relevant to the porn situation. Spend one hundreds of dollars

2912
02:32:21,000 --> 02:32:25,320
Speaker 2: on other adult websites. Jesus, I typed in Slushy Adult

2913
02:32:25,360 --> 02:32:28,640
Speaker 2: and all I'm getting his recipes for missed drinks, frozen

2914
02:32:28,720 --> 02:32:33,440
Speaker 2: mixed drinks am Slushy Adult sight. So this guy was Jesus,

2915
02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:35,879
Speaker 2: this guy. I love these people that like, oh, I'll

2916
02:32:36,000 --> 02:32:38,560
Speaker 2: just use the school's credit card. Who's ever going to

2917
02:32:38,600 --> 02:32:41,360
Speaker 2: figure that out? I'll never know, well, because I think after,

2918
02:32:41,680 --> 02:32:43,600
Speaker 2: you know, if you get through like that first year

2919
02:32:43,680 --> 02:32:45,920
Speaker 2: or whatever, because they always find these people after five

2920
02:32:46,040 --> 02:32:47,960
Speaker 2: or six years. In the trouble with that is they go, well,

2921
02:32:48,000 --> 02:32:50,840
Speaker 2: now you owe restitution or whatever the litigation says, and

2922
02:32:50,920 --> 02:32:54,080
Speaker 2: you're never going to pay back six hundred thousand dollars

2923
02:32:54,240 --> 02:32:58,520
Speaker 2: or whatever. Buzz wild. It's crazy. I think anytime somebody

2924
02:32:58,560 --> 02:33:01,840
Speaker 2: embezzles from their company or some woman in accounts payable

2925
02:33:01,879 --> 02:33:06,560
Speaker 2: who's making you know, fake invoices or whatever. I guess

2926
02:33:06,640 --> 02:33:09,800
Speaker 2: they think, well, I got away with it for this long,

2927
02:33:10,000 --> 02:33:13,000
Speaker 2: I'll just keep doing it. But wouldn't everybody around Hey,

2928
02:33:13,280 --> 02:33:16,360
Speaker 2: how did Barb buy a new Jaguar? I mean, people

2929
02:33:16,440 --> 02:33:21,680
Speaker 2: can't keep it to themselves, so they spin out. And

2930
02:33:22,080 --> 02:33:26,440
Speaker 2: for this guy, it was the porn that once again

2931
02:33:26,560 --> 02:33:30,440
Speaker 2: was his downfall. Also in Sperm News, we do have

2932
02:33:30,640 --> 02:33:33,000
Speaker 2: a handful of bureau chiefs who do listen to the

2933
02:33:33,040 --> 02:33:35,879
Speaker 2: show overseas, and I want them to be very careful

2934
02:33:36,320 --> 02:33:40,680
Speaker 2: because the UK is dealing with an outbreak of what

2935
02:33:40,760 --> 02:33:45,160
Speaker 2: they're calling a drug resistant super fungus that attacks the

2936
02:33:45,280 --> 02:33:49,280
Speaker 2: groin and ass. Oh good, at least they're keeping it

2937
02:33:49,360 --> 02:33:55,960
Speaker 2: in the same area, something called trichaphighting in dotina, a

2938
02:33:56,080 --> 02:33:59,000
Speaker 2: drug resistant fungal infection. You know, if you watch that

2939
02:33:59,120 --> 02:34:01,840
Speaker 2: show The Last Us, this is what's gonna get us

2940
02:34:01,920 --> 02:34:06,480
Speaker 2: rob the fung gui the fungal infections. Now, I'm gonna

2941
02:34:06,480 --> 02:34:09,920
Speaker 2: stop watching that show. These have surged by five hundred

2942
02:34:10,000 --> 02:34:13,800
Speaker 2: percent in the UK. Doctor say, it's becoming a really

2943
02:34:13,879 --> 02:34:18,600
Speaker 2: big problem. It attacks the groin and anus. I've got

2944
02:34:18,720 --> 02:34:25,600
Speaker 2: fungus all about by genitalia. It is oh boy, oh good. Yeah,

2945
02:34:26,080 --> 02:34:29,959
Speaker 2: I would Yeah, I'm no medical expert. I'm no physician,

2946
02:34:30,240 --> 02:34:32,360
Speaker 2: but I would think if you see a five hundred

2947
02:34:32,440 --> 02:34:37,520
Speaker 2: percent increase in cases, yeah, that's a big problem. Typically

2948
02:34:37,600 --> 02:34:43,440
Speaker 2: caught through direct skin sexual contact, and it is resistant

2949
02:34:43,480 --> 02:34:49,520
Speaker 2: to treatment. What about indirect sexual It appears as circular

2950
02:34:49,720 --> 02:34:56,160
Speaker 2: lesions around the groin and anus. The groin and anus.

2951
02:34:56,680 --> 02:35:01,560
Speaker 2: Oh good before spreading elsewhere. DJ j C, get ready

2952
02:35:01,600 --> 02:35:08,280
Speaker 2: with your applause. Fungle in the bungle congratulates, well done.

2953
02:35:08,400 --> 02:35:15,840
Speaker 2: Jess congratulates. It's a fungalhort a fungle in the bone.

2954
02:35:15,840 --> 02:35:17,640
Speaker 2: There's some sperms just where to soon.

2955
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you can take me, but you cannot take my.

2956
02:35:22,640 --> 02:35:29,280
Speaker 2: Boohoard, bungle in the jungle bone dray what little? All right,

2957
02:35:30,840 --> 02:35:34,760
Speaker 2: take a break here The Allen Cox Show on one

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Speaker 2: hundred seven.

2959
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Speaker 9: Oh, the Alan Cox.

2960
02:35:39,560 --> 02:35:41,840
Speaker 3: Shows your microphone.

2961
02:35:41,920 --> 02:35:45,840
Speaker 2: So you think your power phone's smart, you're.

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Speaker 2: I mean if the mood strikes alancotro dot com all

2966
02:36:16,920 --> 02:36:22,120
Speaker 2: the other stuff and Cavaliers lose last night. They just

2967
02:36:22,240 --> 02:36:24,400
Speaker 2: can't seem to get over on the Toronto Raptors. That

2968
02:36:24,560 --> 02:36:26,800
Speaker 2: is the third time that they have lost to that

2969
02:36:26,879 --> 02:36:29,920
Speaker 2: team there at home in Toronto. One ten to ninety

2970
02:36:30,000 --> 02:36:34,320
Speaker 2: nine is the final. Caves are off until Friday when

2971
02:36:34,360 --> 02:36:37,640
Speaker 2: they will be in Atlanta to play the Hawks. That's

2972
02:36:37,680 --> 02:36:41,040
Speaker 2: a seven thirty tip off on Friday, and then Sunday

2973
02:36:41,080 --> 02:36:45,040
Speaker 2: they come back home against the Boston Celtics four a

2974
02:36:45,120 --> 02:36:48,640
Speaker 2: six pm game. I'll go to Indiana. We'll play the Pacers.

2975
02:36:49,000 --> 02:36:52,279
Speaker 2: They'll come back home. Golly, Rob, all this back and forth,

2976
02:36:52,640 --> 02:36:57,480
Speaker 2: you think it would just drive them crazy. They'll play

2977
02:36:57,520 --> 02:37:00,160
Speaker 2: the Bulls back to back the seventeenth to nineteenth at

2978
02:37:00,160 --> 02:37:04,920
Speaker 2: the United Center and here at the Rocket Arena. Maybe

2979
02:37:04,959 --> 02:37:08,400
Speaker 2: I'll go to that game the nineteenth of December. What's

2980
02:37:08,440 --> 02:37:11,840
Speaker 2: going on? Then? We're off? Are you gonna get around? Oh?

2981
02:37:11,840 --> 02:37:14,480
Speaker 2: I'll be in Toronto, Yep, I forgot. I can't keep

2982
02:37:14,520 --> 02:37:17,560
Speaker 2: my dates straight. I'll be in Toronto in the nineteenth.

2983
02:37:17,680 --> 02:37:20,800
Speaker 2: If only the Calves were there again, you could go

2984
02:37:20,879 --> 02:37:23,760
Speaker 2: see the Calves while you were in Toronto. Yeah, that

2985
02:37:23,840 --> 02:37:26,160
Speaker 2: would go over huge, a little bit of home. Hey guys,

2986
02:37:26,200 --> 02:37:29,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna go to see the Calves play the Raptors. Well,

2987
02:37:29,160 --> 02:37:30,279
Speaker 2: they are two of my teams.

2988
02:37:30,480 --> 02:37:38,640
Speaker 22: See yeah, Hey Ellen Ajos, Rob, Happy Thanksgiving guys, Happy

2989
02:37:38,680 --> 02:37:39,120
Speaker 22: Turkey Day.

2990
02:37:39,240 --> 02:37:42,080
Speaker 2: Hotten Balls always sound so down in the dumps, doesn't they?

2991
02:37:42,480 --> 02:37:43,520
Speaker 2: Only when he talks about me.

2992
02:37:45,240 --> 02:37:51,120
Speaker 22: Hey Ellen Ajos, Rob, Happy Thanksgiving guys, Happy Turkey Day.

2993
02:37:51,120 --> 02:37:52,720
Speaker 22: I hope you all enjoy your break and have a

2994
02:37:52,760 --> 02:37:55,240
Speaker 22: good time with your families. I just want to know

2995
02:37:55,600 --> 02:37:58,520
Speaker 22: what your guys' opinions are on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

2996
02:37:58,840 --> 02:37:59,520
Speaker 22: I like watching it.

2997
02:37:59,600 --> 02:38:02,400
Speaker 2: Plus this year it's supposed to be super windy, so

2998
02:38:02,560 --> 02:38:03,199
Speaker 2: I can't wait.

2999
02:38:03,080 --> 02:38:05,360
Speaker 22: To see like woodstocks paint ponging off the walls and

3000
02:38:06,280 --> 02:38:09,000
Speaker 22: you know, Snoopy just pinballing it down Main Street.

3001
02:38:10,200 --> 02:38:12,600
Speaker 2: Hate the show of cotton bowls was, Yeah, thank you, cottonbows.

3002
02:38:12,800 --> 02:38:15,480
Speaker 2: I don't have any thoughts. I've never watched the Macy's

3003
02:38:15,520 --> 02:38:17,920
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving Day Parade. I haven't. No, I do like the

3004
02:38:18,480 --> 02:38:22,920
Speaker 2: old video on YouTube of the year that the Barney

3005
02:38:23,120 --> 02:38:26,320
Speaker 2: it was super windy. If well, they had to cut

3006
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:28,920
Speaker 2: it open. Yeah, because the people that had the guy

3007
02:38:29,000 --> 02:38:31,640
Speaker 2: wires or whatever, the toe lines or whatever the hell

3008
02:38:31,720 --> 02:38:34,120
Speaker 2: they are, they were getting pulled all over the place.

3009
02:38:34,520 --> 02:38:37,160
Speaker 2: They had to stab this son of a bitch. And

3010
02:38:37,280 --> 02:38:39,960
Speaker 2: then the kids, you know, we're watching Barney peel apart,

3011
02:38:41,840 --> 02:38:45,440
Speaker 2: you know, being flayed right there in New York. No,

3012
02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:47,800
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. I'm sure when I was

3013
02:38:47,879 --> 02:38:51,119
Speaker 2: a kid, because we were at my grandmother's for the holidays,

3014
02:38:51,160 --> 02:38:53,280
Speaker 2: and when I was a kid, my grandma would watch

3015
02:38:53,480 --> 02:38:58,439
Speaker 2: like the Tournament of Roses Parade remember that, yep, Pasadena, California.

3016
02:38:58,480 --> 02:39:00,800
Speaker 2: That was like a I don't remember it was Christmas

3017
02:39:00,920 --> 02:39:04,280
Speaker 2: or what it was. And then the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

3018
02:39:05,520 --> 02:39:09,800
Speaker 2: I had friends many years ago who were obsessed with it,

3019
02:39:10,120 --> 02:39:15,040
Speaker 2: Like they got a hotel room along the route months

3020
02:39:15,200 --> 02:39:17,360
Speaker 2: in advance so they could stand up there and watch

3021
02:39:17,440 --> 02:39:21,879
Speaker 2: these dumbed irigibles. Yeah, people run right by them. People

3022
02:39:21,959 --> 02:39:24,600
Speaker 2: rent out space in their apartments so you can look

3023
02:39:24,680 --> 02:39:27,600
Speaker 2: down and see it's huge. Many people go nuts. Tim

3024
02:39:27,640 --> 02:39:32,320
Speaker 2: Wally did it on Seinfeld. I watch it. Uh usually

3025
02:39:32,360 --> 02:39:33,959
Speaker 2: put it on for a few minutes every year. It's

3026
02:39:34,000 --> 02:39:36,160
Speaker 2: like kind of a tradition in our house. Oh go,

3027
02:39:40,760 --> 02:39:44,120
Speaker 2: so you guys do put it on always to come

3028
02:39:44,160 --> 02:39:50,560
Speaker 2: at the end you click. It only happens once a

3029
02:39:50,600 --> 02:39:58,240
Speaker 2: year Christmas. Ladies, all right, listen, So they click off

3030
02:39:58,280 --> 02:40:01,720
Speaker 2: the Hallmark channel and they turn on the Macy's Thanksgiving

3031
02:40:01,800 --> 02:40:04,280
Speaker 2: Day Parade. Throw it over to NBC and watch.

3032
02:40:04,480 --> 02:40:04,600
Speaker 7: Uh.

3033
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:09,080
Speaker 2: Al Roker right used to be like what Matt Lauer

3034
02:40:09,280 --> 02:40:13,240
Speaker 2: and yeah, Briant Gumbel all their marquee personalities. Was it

3035
02:40:13,320 --> 02:40:16,920
Speaker 2: Brian or Bryant? Which Bryan Brian? Yeah, Brian was the

3036
02:40:17,120 --> 02:40:21,240
Speaker 2: one that just died, right, Greg and gumb was his brother. Yep, Bryant. No,

3037
02:40:21,680 --> 02:40:24,640
Speaker 2: the brothers were not named Brian and Bryant. I know,

3038
02:40:25,640 --> 02:40:30,039
Speaker 2: it's just a joke. What nothing, Brian and Bryant weren't

3039
02:40:30,040 --> 02:40:32,880
Speaker 2: their names. Hey, speaking of Brian, we have five Well

3040
02:40:32,959 --> 02:40:38,200
Speaker 2: we missed it. What our five o'clock? What's a Friday? Well,

3041
02:40:38,240 --> 02:40:39,000
Speaker 2: it's our friday.

3042
02:40:39,720 --> 02:40:48,160
Speaker 14: Oh what a finger bag singer bag bang bang bang,

3043
02:40:48,400 --> 02:40:53,320
Speaker 14: finger bang bang, finger bags bang bang bang, finger bang bang,

3044
02:40:53,600 --> 02:40:58,080
Speaker 14: finger bang bang bang bang, binger bang bang, finger bag

3045
02:40:58,320 --> 02:40:58,959
Speaker 14: bang bang.

3046
02:41:10,080 --> 02:41:12,959
Speaker 2: And now it feels like the weekend finger.

3047
02:41:12,760 --> 02:41:17,280
Speaker 14: Bang bang bang bang, finger bang bang, finger bang bang,

3048
02:41:17,440 --> 02:41:22,040
Speaker 14: bank bang, finger bang bang, finger bang bang bang bang,

3049
02:41:22,240 --> 02:41:23,880
Speaker 14: binger bang bang bang.

3050
02:41:24,600 --> 02:41:32,160
Speaker 2: Right, thank you God, we were talking. It was at

3051
02:41:32,240 --> 02:41:34,960
Speaker 2: least it was a headline a week or so ago

3052
02:41:35,120 --> 02:41:37,720
Speaker 2: about how they were looking for new naming rights for

3053
02:41:37,879 --> 02:41:42,160
Speaker 2: Columbus Crew Stadium. That's where they have Sonic Temple. Yeah.

3054
02:41:42,440 --> 02:41:44,640
Speaker 2: Only time I ever get to Columbus cru Stadium is

3055
02:41:44,720 --> 02:41:47,240
Speaker 2: for Sonic Temple in May, probably the only time a

3056
02:41:47,280 --> 02:41:52,039
Speaker 2: lot of people go. And it had been called lower

3057
02:41:52,320 --> 02:41:55,520
Speaker 2: dot Com or something. I don't know. You know, a

3058
02:41:55,640 --> 02:41:58,560
Speaker 2: lot of these websites spent a lot of money on

3059
02:41:58,760 --> 02:42:02,119
Speaker 2: short term naming rights. But then a lot of these

3060
02:42:02,160 --> 02:42:04,800
Speaker 2: websites go out a business or the business they represent

3061
02:42:04,920 --> 02:42:09,720
Speaker 2: goes out of business. Uh, lower dot com field rolls

3062
02:42:09,840 --> 02:42:12,400
Speaker 2: right off the tongue. You gotta love all the dot

3063
02:42:12,560 --> 02:42:16,600
Speaker 2: com naming rights, but they got money, So the venues

3064
02:42:16,640 --> 02:42:18,560
Speaker 2: are gonna be like, yeah, that's stupid, but they'll pay.

3065
02:42:19,080 --> 02:42:21,320
Speaker 2: So who cares. I gotta get over to the lower

3066
02:42:22,280 --> 02:42:25,600
Speaker 2: what do you call it? The dot com lower dot com? Well,

3067
02:42:25,760 --> 02:42:29,400
Speaker 2: they've got a new DC. Yeah, they got a new Uh.

3068
02:42:29,760 --> 02:42:34,119
Speaker 2: Sonic Temple will be held at you know, they used

3069
02:42:34,120 --> 02:42:37,520
Speaker 2: to call it Legendary Columbus Crew Stadium. I think maybe

3070
02:42:37,560 --> 02:42:40,080
Speaker 2: in like Shorthand that's what they call it. But for

3071
02:42:40,320 --> 02:42:43,240
Speaker 2: professional purposes, Sonic Temple will be held in twenty twenty

3072
02:42:43,280 --> 02:42:50,160
Speaker 2: six at Scott's Miracle grow Field. Jesus, is that what

3073
02:42:50,200 --> 02:42:50,680
Speaker 2: they came up with?

3074
02:42:50,879 --> 02:42:51,000
Speaker 4: Yes?

3075
02:42:51,800 --> 02:42:54,200
Speaker 2: Why not just Miracle grow Field. There's Scott's Field. Does

3076
02:42:54,240 --> 02:42:57,080
Speaker 2: it really have to be Scott's Miracle grows Scott's Miracle

3077
02:42:57,200 --> 02:43:00,440
Speaker 2: grow Field. They've served as the team's official lawn and

3078
02:43:00,720 --> 02:43:05,240
Speaker 2: gardening partner, and I think they're based somewhere around Columbus

3079
02:43:08,600 --> 02:43:12,959
Speaker 2: I think that's where they have Sonic Temple. Right cru Stadium, Man, Yeah,

3080
02:43:13,040 --> 02:43:18,240
Speaker 2: Cruse Stadium, and they have you know, obviously soccer and

3081
02:43:18,320 --> 02:43:22,280
Speaker 2: things like that. The Columbus Crew are proud to call

3082
02:43:22,480 --> 02:43:27,039
Speaker 2: Scott's Miracle grow Field our home. Beginning in twenty twenty six,

3083
02:43:27,400 --> 02:43:30,040
Speaker 2: that's what they'll have Sonic Temple. I don't know if

3084
02:43:30,040 --> 02:43:33,160
Speaker 2: they'll be working that into all of the Sonic Temple signage,

3085
02:43:34,879 --> 02:43:37,800
Speaker 2: but I'm sure there are plenty of grass puns to

3086
02:43:37,879 --> 02:43:42,360
Speaker 2: be made there. Now on the parade is a great

3087
02:43:42,440 --> 02:43:46,400
Speaker 2: way to start the day, nice and calm and goofy,

3088
02:43:47,040 --> 02:43:48,840
Speaker 2: to induce good holiday vibe.

3089
02:43:48,920 --> 02:43:51,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, they have all the silly artists lips sinking, it's all.

3090
02:43:51,640 --> 02:43:53,560
Speaker 10: It's great and then I just like the end you

3091
02:43:53,640 --> 02:43:56,199
Speaker 10: got Santa comes on to thirty fourth.

3092
02:43:56,080 --> 02:43:59,320
Speaker 2: Street, ah ride. Maybe I'll watch it. You're gonna hate it.

3093
02:44:00,120 --> 02:44:02,760
Speaker 2: Barney got spatch cocked in the middle of the street.

3094
02:44:02,840 --> 02:44:05,160
Speaker 2: Somebody says they did the best way to describe it.

3095
02:44:07,959 --> 02:44:10,400
Speaker 2: Jess will be watching. So, Jess, is it like a thing?

3096
02:44:10,480 --> 02:44:11,640
Speaker 2: I know you have a little one, but is it

3097
02:44:11,720 --> 02:44:14,520
Speaker 2: like a thing? Where are you excited when your kid

3098
02:44:14,560 --> 02:44:16,960
Speaker 2: gets old enough where you can show him Paul Blart

3099
02:44:17,160 --> 02:44:20,520
Speaker 2: Mall Cop already showed him like three times. Poor kid,

3100
02:44:21,040 --> 02:44:24,240
Speaker 2: he's just staring at the screen. He's five months old. Yeah,

3101
02:44:25,560 --> 02:44:29,160
Speaker 2: in his brain it'll stick around. Yeah, he's gonna ask

3102
02:44:29,240 --> 02:44:31,600
Speaker 2: for it again tonight. I'm like, all right, sure, watch

3103
02:44:31,680 --> 02:44:35,560
Speaker 2: it again. Yeah, years from now. So what brings you

3104
02:44:35,680 --> 02:44:39,360
Speaker 2: to therapy? My mom showed me Paul Blart Mall Cop

3105
02:44:39,840 --> 02:44:44,920
Speaker 2: Daily Daily, like Malcolm McDowell and Clockwork Orange. She had

3106
02:44:44,959 --> 02:44:48,800
Speaker 2: the hooks in my eyelids. He wanted a moped, ah

3107
02:44:50,320 --> 02:44:52,040
Speaker 2: because that's pretty Wait is that what it is? No,

3108
02:44:52,160 --> 02:44:55,800
Speaker 2: he rides the seg That's what it is. My favorite movie.

3109
02:44:55,840 --> 02:44:59,520
Speaker 2: I know what the guy rides. Yeah, come on kid, wait,

3110
02:44:59,600 --> 02:45:09,360
Speaker 2: what's a mo pen? Friends? Find out alan Sonic Temple

3111
02:45:09,480 --> 02:45:12,959
Speaker 2: is not at that spot there. That's the historic Columbus

3112
02:45:13,000 --> 02:45:15,720
Speaker 2: Crew Stadium. I was gonna say. As I was saying,

3113
02:45:15,760 --> 02:45:17,400
Speaker 2: it's like, there's no way they're gonna jam up like

3114
02:45:17,480 --> 02:45:20,560
Speaker 2: whatever new turf they have done. Okay, the new stadium

3115
02:45:20,640 --> 02:45:23,200
Speaker 2: is where they play. So Sonic Temple is in the

3116
02:45:23,480 --> 02:45:26,440
Speaker 2: old and busted stadium. It's the new hotness. Yeah, they

3117
02:45:26,480 --> 02:45:29,080
Speaker 2: don't care if they jam that up, the new hot Okay, Well,

3118
02:45:29,120 --> 02:45:35,400
Speaker 2: then that makes sense. I guess historic Cruise Stadium, Historical cruse,

3119
02:45:35,680 --> 02:45:39,879
Speaker 2: hysterical cru Stadium that too, maybe that it's very funny.

3120
02:45:39,840 --> 02:45:41,240
Speaker 3: Walk with me so shy.

3121
02:45:41,400 --> 02:45:46,240
Speaker 14: It's a skippy dude that day the hap.

3122
02:45:48,800 --> 02:45:49,160
Speaker 2: In the.

3123
02:45:50,680 --> 02:45:51,480
Speaker 3: US over.

3124
02:45:52,760 --> 02:45:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see jelly Roll, he looks like Brent from Shinedown. Now,

3125
02:45:57,760 --> 02:46:01,960
Speaker 2: jelly Roll lost a lot of weight, and my thing is,

3126
02:46:02,440 --> 02:46:05,560
Speaker 2: wasn't that his hook being a fat guy? I mean,

3127
02:46:05,600 --> 02:46:07,800
Speaker 2: obviously I want the guy to be healthy. And if

3128
02:46:07,800 --> 02:46:11,039
Speaker 2: you're a performer and you see this happen with male

3129
02:46:11,160 --> 02:46:14,680
Speaker 2: and female performers. You saw it happen with Lizo, really

3130
02:46:14,760 --> 02:46:17,920
Speaker 2: saw it happen with Adele. You'll have performers that are like,

3131
02:46:18,600 --> 02:46:21,920
Speaker 2: they want to be body positive and that's good, but

3132
02:46:22,080 --> 02:46:25,080
Speaker 2: it's just not feasible really if you're somebody who's going

3133
02:46:25,120 --> 02:46:28,119
Speaker 2: to be running around on stage night after night after night,

3134
02:46:28,720 --> 02:46:31,040
Speaker 2: they're like, I'm trying to have a career. I need

3135
02:46:31,120 --> 02:46:34,280
Speaker 2: to get myself in some kind of shape. So Adele

3136
02:46:34,360 --> 02:46:36,840
Speaker 2: lost a bunch of weight. Lizo is I think still

3137
02:46:36,879 --> 02:46:40,080
Speaker 2: in process of doing that. And you can't win. It's

3138
02:46:40,120 --> 02:46:42,160
Speaker 2: a lose lose because people give you a hard time

3139
02:46:42,760 --> 02:46:45,680
Speaker 2: because all the other people who are of sizable carriage.

3140
02:46:46,160 --> 02:46:50,600
Speaker 2: You're kind of their patron saint, and when you decide

3141
02:46:50,680 --> 02:46:52,400
Speaker 2: that you want to lose some weight, they get all

3142
02:46:52,520 --> 02:46:58,840
Speaker 2: mad at you. But Jelly Roll lost a ton of weight,

3143
02:46:59,480 --> 02:47:02,280
Speaker 2: and so he's like he shaved, so he's like a

3144
02:47:02,400 --> 02:47:06,800
Speaker 2: thin guy now, you know, and so thin ish. Well,

3145
02:47:08,080 --> 02:47:11,120
Speaker 2: he lost like two hundred and fifty pounds. When you

3146
02:47:11,240 --> 02:47:14,240
Speaker 2: weigh five hundred and fifty pounds, fifty is like any

3147
02:47:14,320 --> 02:47:16,640
Speaker 2: weigh that much was that much? But he was huge.

3148
02:47:16,680 --> 02:47:22,200
Speaker 2: He was fag dude. Yeah. His wife is this YouTube

3149
02:47:22,280 --> 02:47:26,120
Speaker 2: chick named Bunny XO who's got all this you know.

3150
02:47:26,280 --> 02:47:30,120
Speaker 2: She's like she's uh kind of jubbly in all the

3151
02:47:30,200 --> 02:47:32,520
Speaker 2: right places, right, she's kind of got that jess, like

3152
02:47:32,560 --> 02:47:37,920
Speaker 2: a rabbit vibe. And she has to go to jail,

3153
02:47:38,080 --> 02:47:46,040
Speaker 2: Rob for what tickets or something? Oh yeah, you said,

3154
02:47:46,320 --> 02:47:51,120
Speaker 2: its like butt head tickets, Uh, tickets, just to turn

3155
02:47:51,200 --> 02:47:52,520
Speaker 2: herself in to go to jail.

3156
02:47:52,760 --> 02:47:56,440
Speaker 15: You guys, I'm going to jail. What happened was I

3157
02:47:56,520 --> 02:47:59,040
Speaker 15: got a ticket in twenty two Rob? I forgot to

3158
02:47:59,120 --> 02:48:02,280
Speaker 15: mention she has a podcast, of course she does. It's

3159
02:48:02,320 --> 02:48:07,280
Speaker 15: called dumb Blonde. That's good me in Alabama I'm driving,

3160
02:48:07,480 --> 02:48:09,800
Speaker 15: I get pulled over by this officer and so he

3161
02:48:09,920 --> 02:48:11,640
Speaker 15: runs my license and he comes back and he goes,

3162
02:48:11,680 --> 02:48:13,720
Speaker 15: do you know that your license is suspended? And I

3163
02:48:13,840 --> 02:48:16,200
Speaker 15: was like, what it looks like your girl is gonna

3164
02:48:16,240 --> 02:48:18,120
Speaker 15: have to go book herself in and if I do,

3165
02:48:18,640 --> 02:48:21,360
Speaker 15: you guys have seen all my past mugshots. Right, I'm

3166
02:48:21,440 --> 02:48:24,320
Speaker 15: going in glam the baby, and I'm going.

3167
02:48:24,240 --> 02:48:27,680
Speaker 2: To blog it. I'm going to flow. Boy, it's great

3168
02:48:27,720 --> 02:48:31,640
Speaker 2: being white. I hate everything about that is so great

3169
02:48:31,720 --> 02:48:34,480
Speaker 2: being white. Every word that came out of her mouth. Up.

3170
02:48:34,520 --> 02:48:37,680
Speaker 2: She's on a podcast, Like, guys, I gotta turn myself

3171
02:48:37,760 --> 02:48:42,040
Speaker 2: into jail and I'm getta podcast it. I'm gonna do

3172
02:48:42,160 --> 02:48:42,840
Speaker 2: the whole thing.

3173
02:48:44,440 --> 02:48:44,640
Speaker 18: Man.

3174
02:48:45,240 --> 02:48:50,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything about that. I hate Bunny XO, who's like Nano.

3175
02:48:51,040 --> 02:48:53,400
Speaker 2: She's not like in her twenties. She's like almost fifty,

3176
02:48:54,600 --> 02:48:58,880
Speaker 2: going to jail in full glam from an unpaid ticket

3177
02:48:59,000 --> 02:49:04,640
Speaker 2: to take my name mag Danko, k if fat at it.

3178
02:49:04,879 --> 02:49:07,280
Speaker 2: Hey listen, good for her. She's gonna vlog it. I

3179
02:49:07,320 --> 02:49:09,920
Speaker 2: don't think I've heard vlog. That's how you know she's

3180
02:49:09,959 --> 02:49:12,400
Speaker 2: forty five years old. I haven't heard vlog in about

3181
02:49:12,440 --> 02:49:20,120
Speaker 2: ten years. But uh, yeah, okay, listen. Not everybody is

3182
02:49:20,200 --> 02:49:24,160
Speaker 2: a fan of a Jelly Roll or his wife. Everybody's

3183
02:49:24,200 --> 02:49:29,240
Speaker 2: that fato man. She got a ticket four or five

3184
02:49:29,280 --> 02:49:32,320
Speaker 2: years ago returning from a family vacation in Alabama. I'm

3185
02:49:32,320 --> 02:49:36,920
Speaker 2: always interested when people don't know that their license is suspended. Yeah,

3186
02:49:36,959 --> 02:49:38,120
Speaker 2: I don't know how you don't know that. I mean,

3187
02:49:38,160 --> 02:49:40,320
Speaker 2: I guess if people because there's a lot of people

3188
02:49:40,320 --> 02:49:43,000
Speaker 2: who subscribe to the If I get a ticket, screw it,

3189
02:49:43,120 --> 02:49:45,280
Speaker 2: they can come find me. I'm not gonna pay it.

3190
02:49:45,560 --> 02:49:48,160
Speaker 2: Like and I get tickets, I just pay them. It's

3191
02:49:48,240 --> 02:49:50,280
Speaker 2: my dumb luck that I got it, you know, or whatever.

3192
02:49:50,600 --> 02:49:54,680
Speaker 2: Just pay them. It's a scam whatever. Fine, But I

3193
02:49:55,520 --> 02:49:57,040
Speaker 2: I have to assume that people are like, oh, I

3194
02:49:57,080 --> 02:49:59,000
Speaker 2: didn't know my license was suspended. But they're like, yeah,

3195
02:49:59,000 --> 02:50:02,160
Speaker 2: you get a bunch of unpaid ticket, that's why. And

3196
02:50:02,240 --> 02:50:07,720
Speaker 2: if you get pulled over, then a half that got it. Yeah,

3197
02:50:09,680 --> 02:50:15,720
Speaker 2: take stip it at Oh god, they know that they

3198
02:50:15,800 --> 02:50:20,959
Speaker 2: know who I am, Missus jelly But she's got her

3199
02:50:21,000 --> 02:50:26,640
Speaker 2: own thing. She's not Missus Jelly Roll. She's got her

3200
02:50:26,680 --> 02:50:33,000
Speaker 2: own thing, separate from her husband Rob. She has her

3201
02:50:33,080 --> 02:50:35,640
Speaker 2: own Hey did you see that your boy is coming

3202
02:50:35,640 --> 02:50:37,840
Speaker 2: to the Agora. That Steven Wilson Jr.

3203
02:50:38,280 --> 02:50:38,440
Speaker 18: Is he?

3204
02:50:38,720 --> 02:50:40,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know that he's my boy. I said

3205
02:50:40,640 --> 02:50:43,000
Speaker 10: he had a great performance once. No, but you really

3206
02:50:44,160 --> 02:50:45,640
Speaker 10: like if he does that one song that I can

3207
02:50:45,760 --> 02:50:46,440
Speaker 10: leave right?

3208
02:50:46,640 --> 02:50:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I would. I would probably go

3209
02:50:48,840 --> 02:50:51,279
Speaker 2: check him out. His tour is called Gary the Torch.

3210
02:50:52,000 --> 02:50:56,640
Speaker 2: When is it March tenth, not a day after my birthday? Yeah?

3211
02:50:57,160 --> 02:51:00,320
Speaker 2: Write it down, Jess. That's right, March the not today

3212
02:51:00,320 --> 02:51:03,040
Speaker 2: before the tenth, to ninth, March the ninth. I'm sure

3213
02:51:03,120 --> 02:51:08,160
Speaker 2: I have that in my calendary. We celebrated hard Day, right,

3214
02:51:09,720 --> 02:51:12,520
Speaker 2: Holy smoke? What does that fall on this year? I

3215
02:51:12,600 --> 02:51:16,959
Speaker 2: think it's a Monday, Monday ninth. I'll have to get

3216
02:51:16,959 --> 02:51:20,879
Speaker 2: a ride that day. Well, you can go see your boy,

3217
02:51:22,040 --> 02:51:25,320
Speaker 2: and he is your boy, Stephen Wilson. June may think

3218
02:51:25,320 --> 02:51:26,840
Speaker 2: about who the hell that was when you staid, like,

3219
02:51:26,840 --> 02:51:29,480
Speaker 2: who the hell he's the guy that you said he

3220
02:51:29,600 --> 02:51:31,520
Speaker 2: was on the Cmas. Yeah, and he did that song

3221
02:51:32,120 --> 02:51:39,000
Speaker 2: stand by Me shame like his teasers clingched together? Yes,

3222
02:51:39,680 --> 02:51:41,880
Speaker 2: that was its great. Yeh, Well you turned me on

3223
02:51:41,959 --> 02:51:43,640
Speaker 2: to him. I blame you.

3224
02:51:43,640 --> 02:51:44,959
Speaker 4: You like him?

3225
02:51:46,520 --> 02:51:52,320
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, do that one song?

3226
02:51:53,120 --> 02:51:56,400
Speaker 10: Hey, I'm not going to play stand by Me tonight.

3227
02:51:56,400 --> 02:51:57,720
Speaker 10: I'm here to do my other songs.

3228
02:52:00,600 --> 02:52:09,200
Speaker 5: He you guys out there, all right, fine, all right dad,

3229
02:52:10,200 --> 02:52:11,680
Speaker 5: Thank god. I thought he wasn't gonna do it.

3230
02:52:11,840 --> 02:52:15,400
Speaker 2: Here's a brand new song. He's what's Caaul Steven Wilson Jr.

3231
02:52:19,000 --> 02:52:28,560
Speaker 2: All Right, find she whoa shame? That's how it would go.

3232
02:52:28,800 --> 02:52:31,480
Speaker 2: Rock of course, playing a new song and they it's

3233
02:52:31,600 --> 02:52:36,840
Speaker 2: just crickets or any song that's not stand by me. Well, listen,

3234
02:52:36,959 --> 02:52:39,760
Speaker 2: his discography might be amazing. You figure, I don't think

3235
02:52:39,800 --> 02:52:41,600
Speaker 2: it is. I think he's new ish. Well I think

3236
02:52:41,640 --> 02:52:45,280
Speaker 2: so too, but still uh yeah, because he's a guy

3237
02:52:45,320 --> 02:52:48,560
Speaker 2: who was a scientist for a long time and it

3238
02:52:48,560 --> 02:52:50,800
Speaker 2: sounds like a late bloomer. But he was writing songs

3239
02:52:50,840 --> 02:52:53,720
Speaker 2: for other people. So that's kind of a classic, you know,

3240
02:52:54,280 --> 02:52:57,119
Speaker 2: story writing songs for other people and then you go, well, hey,

3241
02:52:57,320 --> 02:53:00,920
Speaker 2: I should perform my own music. And so that might

3242
02:53:01,000 --> 02:53:10,560
Speaker 2: be his situation. He is now well jelly roll us

3243
02:53:10,560 --> 02:53:13,520
Speaker 2: a lot of way you're gonna change his name. Now

3244
02:53:15,320 --> 02:53:16,200
Speaker 2: rolls a fat guy name.

3245
02:53:16,280 --> 02:53:16,760
Speaker 7: So what do you do?

3246
02:53:19,080 --> 02:53:19,560
Speaker 2: One roll?

3247
02:53:20,520 --> 02:53:20,680
Speaker 7: Is it.

3248
02:53:22,320 --> 02:53:26,800
Speaker 2: One one roll? He only has one role? Yeah, sushi

3249
02:53:26,920 --> 02:53:32,480
Speaker 2: roll something skin apron. The phrase comes to mind, right,

3250
02:53:32,680 --> 02:53:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh lord, flesh blankie, and I'm the worst curvy singer

3251
02:53:39,040 --> 02:53:43,440
Speaker 2: to get skinny is Meghan Trainer? I think she's really thin.

3252
02:53:43,640 --> 02:53:45,760
Speaker 2: Point she's married to that dude from Spy Kids. She

3253
02:53:45,920 --> 02:53:49,920
Speaker 2: got really thin. But she also did so much like

3254
02:53:50,800 --> 02:53:54,400
Speaker 2: injectables into her face. She's She says she no longer

3255
02:53:54,480 --> 02:53:57,400
Speaker 2: has the ability to like really smile properly. Oh really, yeah,

3256
02:53:57,440 --> 02:54:01,400
Speaker 2: she can't like all the time, but like her eyes

3257
02:54:02,000 --> 02:54:06,240
Speaker 2: are are just solid on the sides. Yeah, it's crazy. Well,

3258
02:54:06,240 --> 02:54:08,560
Speaker 2: it's gotta be weird. When your whole bit was on'm

3259
02:54:08,600 --> 02:54:10,879
Speaker 2: on about that base right, like you see, your whole

3260
02:54:10,959 --> 02:54:12,160
Speaker 2: hit was about having fat ass.

3261
02:54:12,720 --> 02:54:14,520
Speaker 9: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3262
02:54:14,640 --> 02:54:17,520
Speaker 9: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3263
02:54:19,640 --> 02:54:20,160
Speaker 2: Get at it.

3264
02:54:21,280 --> 02:54:26,880
Speaker 3: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3265
02:54:28,120 --> 02:54:33,680
Speaker 3: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3266
02:54:35,120 --> 02:54:40,840
Speaker 3: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3267
02:54:42,040 --> 02:54:46,320
Speaker 3: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3268
02:54:46,640 --> 02:54:53,840
Speaker 3: is watching you, and weird all narities. Remember obedience paid,

3269
02:54:54,879 --> 02:54:59,880
Speaker 3: and when you watch that TV screen, remember it works

3270
02:55:00,120 --> 02:55:07,400
Speaker 3: both ways. You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3271
02:55:07,680 --> 02:55:14,280
Speaker 3: double think you'll vanish into the blue. Big brother is

3272
02:55:14,520 --> 02:55:15,280
Speaker 3: watching you.