WEBVTT - Wrong Cart 0:00:00.030 --> 0:00:02.390 Mojo and the Morning Show, have you ever done this 0:00:02.450 --> 0:00:05.800 at a grocery store? You're pushing your cart around. You 0:00:05.820 --> 0:00:08.240 go get something off of a shelf. Then you put 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.440 it in the cart and start pushing. And about three 0:00:10.460 --> 0:00:12.900 aisles away from where you were pushing that cart, you 0:00:12.940 --> 0:00:16.050 realize you just took somebody else's cart. Have you ever 0:00:16.070 --> 0:00:16.670 done that before? 0:00:16.690 --> 0:00:17.090 Oh, yes. 0:00:17.250 --> 0:00:20.750 I've done it numerous times, and it's crazy. Yesterday, I 0:00:21.110 --> 0:00:24.730 did something similar to that. So yesterday I just went 0:00:24.790 --> 0:00:27.710 and played nine holes, you know, wanted to just get 0:00:27.810 --> 0:00:31.510 out and do something. So went to go golf, got 0:00:31.570 --> 0:00:34.589 at the golf course, got into my cart, started driving 0:00:34.650 --> 0:00:38.550 away only to hear a guy scream. Hey, that's my car. Oh, 0:00:38.670 --> 0:00:42.510 a golf cart. I grabbed the wrong golf cart. I, 0:00:42.830 --> 0:00:44.570 and it's funny too, because as I'm driving and I 0:00:44.570 --> 0:00:46.290 hear the guy screaming, I'm turning around going, why is 0:00:46.310 --> 0:00:48.650 that guy loud? So loud? Like now that's not, that's 0:00:48.690 --> 0:00:51.210 not good etiquette. Turn around and I look and he's 0:00:51.229 --> 0:00:52.769 like waving at me. And then I look and I 0:00:52.810 --> 0:00:56.060 see that, He's got like a furry creature on top 0:00:56.100 --> 0:00:57.740 of his driver or something like that. And I don't 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:00.180 have a driver that's like that. And then he's got 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.980 all of his keys and everything in the front of 0:01:02.020 --> 0:01:05.910 the golf cart. So long story short, this has happened 0:01:05.930 --> 0:01:07.970 to me before with shopping carts. 0:01:08.090 --> 0:01:08.310 Yeah. 0:01:08.790 --> 0:01:11.370 And I'm not lying to you. It took me, I 0:01:11.870 --> 0:01:15.470 know I said three lanes or three aisles. It could 0:01:15.510 --> 0:01:20.410 have been one. I look inside the cart and I'm like, Metamucil. Like, 0:01:20.470 --> 0:01:22.209 why is there like Metamucil inside there? 0:01:22.230 --> 0:01:22.350 I mean. 0:01:23.220 --> 0:01:25.820 I want to bring this up because these stories crack 0:01:25.860 --> 0:01:31.580 me up. Have you ever like done this? One of 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:35.080 these two, you know, things gotten into the wrong car, 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:41.179 walked into the wrong apartment. Maybe you found yourself, you know, 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.500 going into the wrong business. Like I do this in 0:01:43.540 --> 0:01:45.540 malls sometimes. Have you ever, have you ever walked in 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.780 the mall and you're like, okay, I'm going to go to, uh, 0:01:48.980 --> 0:01:51.320 you know, H and M or whatever. I'm not just 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.190 throwing names out there. And next thing you know, you 0:01:53.210 --> 0:01:55.270 turn in and you're like, there's a bunch of candles 0:01:55.310 --> 0:01:56.830 in here. Why am I in a candle? 0:01:56.930 --> 0:02:00.030 Our brains are just all over the place. 0:02:01.370 --> 0:02:04.940 I've done it more so with like coming home from 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.540 somewhere with somebody else's coat on or it happens all 0:02:08.580 --> 0:02:10.180 the time with Ugg boots. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.200 And then I'm like, these are actually not mine. They're 0:02:13.220 --> 0:02:14.240 like Lucy's or something? 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:17.559 No, they're like somebody else's and I took their, like 0:02:17.740 --> 0:02:20.160 that happens to me all the time. 0:02:20.260 --> 0:02:22.549 Or I get home, I'm like, this is not my coat. 0:02:22.950 --> 0:02:25.429 It's a black, long, puffy coat, but it's definitely, these 0:02:25.450 --> 0:02:26.710 are not my things in the pocket. 0:02:26.770 --> 0:02:27.410 Do you remember? 0:02:27.430 --> 0:02:29.550 Like that's happened to me so many times. 0:02:29.790 --> 0:02:32.109 After the party that we had, Chelsea had for us 0:02:32.790 --> 0:02:39.320 at Layla, Megan's coat was driven home to Chicago by 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.120 my sister, Mary Jo. And Megan got into the coat 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:46.080 and realized that it was the same green coat. It 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.680 literally was the exact same green coat. That's crazy. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:49.980 I feel like that stuff happens. 0:02:50.410 --> 0:02:50.750 How? 0:02:50.790 --> 0:02:55.450 Very frequently. Because it looks like yours. You put it on. 0:02:55.470 --> 0:02:57.130 You go, you know, whatever. It's late. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:57.900 You've done this too? 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:58.380 No. 0:02:59.130 --> 0:03:01.840 It has happened to me multiple times. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:05.780 Kev, I've gone into that studio next door. That's the 106.7. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:10.120 We don't even know anymore what studio it is. I've 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:13.460 gone in that studio and just walked in and I'm like, 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:15.019 oh boy, wrong studio. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:15.200 Yeah. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.190 And you're just kind of like one door shy. 0:03:18.389 --> 0:03:20.750 I'm one of the grocery cart people, though. Like, I'll 0:03:20.790 --> 0:03:23.330 leave my cart in the aisle if I forgot something 0:03:23.910 --> 0:03:26.549 two aisles over. And I'll go get the thing and 0:03:26.570 --> 0:03:28.410 bring it back to my cart. I just feel like 0:03:28.450 --> 0:03:30.639 it's easier than have to, like, push my cart all 0:03:30.660 --> 0:03:32.400 the way back over to the milk. Like, I'll just 0:03:32.419 --> 0:03:34.120 go get it. But the only place I feel like 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.000 I've walked into has been, like, the women's restroom. On 0:03:37.060 --> 0:03:37.720 accident or something. 0:03:37.780 --> 0:03:38.900 Are you sure it was an accident? 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:39.780 Oh, absolutely. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.190 On my phone or something and just walking by and 0:03:42.210 --> 0:03:43.430 you pop in there and there's a lady like. 0:03:43.610 --> 0:03:47.670 Oh, my bad. Sorry. We've got some people that walked 0:03:47.730 --> 0:03:51.010 into the wrong homes. Let me go with Amy Jo. 0:03:51.030 --> 0:03:51.870 Are you there, Amy Jo? 0:03:53.230 --> 0:03:54.030 Hey, Mojo. 0:03:54.310 --> 0:03:54.810 What's going on? 0:03:54.830 --> 0:03:56.170 So I do home care. 0:03:56.190 --> 0:03:57.130 Yeah. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:03:58.300 Okay. 0:03:58.980 --> 0:04:01.620 And I went to the wrong client's house today. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:02.400 Oh, no. 0:04:02.820 --> 0:04:04.190 It's a day. 0:04:04.540 --> 0:04:08.600 So you mistook your days, and you're supposed to, on 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.040 this day, be at so-and-so's house. You ended up going 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.030 to the other person's. Okay. 0:04:13.310 --> 0:04:15.089 I'm supposed to be in Gros Ville, and I went 0:04:15.110 --> 0:04:15.610 to Monroe's. 0:04:15.950 --> 0:04:16.430 Oh, no. 0:04:17.010 --> 0:04:17.510 Oh, God. 0:04:17.529 --> 0:04:19.570 I mean, you went to a totally different city. 0:04:19.770 --> 0:04:20.750 How late will you be? 0:04:20.870 --> 0:04:23.989 Yeah, probably about 15 minutes. 0:04:24.210 --> 0:04:25.010 I kind of flew. 0:04:25.170 --> 0:04:25.809 That's not bad. 0:04:25.850 --> 0:04:29.210 Can I do a shout out to my cousin, Jack? 0:04:29.630 --> 0:04:33.130 Hey, Jack. He said I'm on your show too much. Oh, no. 0:04:33.690 --> 0:04:35.770 Amy Jo. It's funny because I don't know Amy Jo. 0:04:36.060 --> 0:04:38.339 Have we always called you Amy Jo or just Amy before? 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.300 I think Lydia calls me Amy Jo. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:41.920 Okay. 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:49.840 But yeah, you normally call me Amy. Okay. Thanks, Amy. Hey, Joe. What's... Oh, 0:04:50.380 --> 0:04:54.480 this is a wild one. Chuck took the wrong car home. 0:04:55.540 --> 0:04:55.900 What? 0:04:56.180 --> 0:04:57.880 That's happened to me. You there, Chuck? 0:04:57.940 --> 0:04:58.200 Really? 0:04:58.500 --> 0:04:59.240 Not took it home. 0:04:59.260 --> 0:05:00.160 Yes, I am here. 0:05:00.380 --> 0:05:02.289 Hold on. Hold on, Chuck. Before you tell your story, 0:05:02.330 --> 0:05:02.950 where were you in? 0:05:03.330 --> 0:05:05.229 No, just in parking lots, like going up to the 0:05:05.250 --> 0:05:06.790 wrong car and opening the door. 0:05:06.890 --> 0:05:08.130 And then I always put my hands up like, I'm 0:05:08.150 --> 0:05:10.270 not trying to steal your car. 0:05:10.510 --> 0:05:11.310 Chuck, tell your story. 0:05:13.050 --> 0:05:15.570 I was at a shopping mall back, this is years 0:05:15.589 --> 0:05:19.030 and years ago, when these were just still opening doors. 0:05:19.630 --> 0:05:22.289 And I was at Crispy Shopping in a mall, and 0:05:22.350 --> 0:05:24.490 I went out to my car, my car, I got it, 0:05:24.550 --> 0:05:26.630 opened the door, unlocked it, started it, drove it home, 0:05:27.230 --> 0:05:29.250 opened the trunk, and I said, where's my stuff at? 0:05:30.250 --> 0:05:32.470 And I drove back to the mall, and I was 0:05:32.510 --> 0:05:35.050 driving back to the mall, and there was a cop car, 0:05:35.370 --> 0:05:36.750 some lady standing out front. 0:05:37.060 --> 0:05:39.120 That's my car. And I drove up, and the guy says, 0:05:39.580 --> 0:05:40.860 you saw her car? I said, no. 0:05:40.980 --> 0:05:43.240 I said, I didn't think it was her car. 0:05:43.260 --> 0:05:45.460 I said, my key. I locked the door and started 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:46.140 the ignition. 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:51.490 That's unbelievable because that's very important because nowadays you got 0:05:51.529 --> 0:05:53.250 key fobs that can get mixed up. 0:05:53.550 --> 0:05:55.890 Now, were her keys, did she leave her keys in 0:05:55.910 --> 0:05:57.430 the car or how did that happen? 0:05:57.510 --> 0:05:58.710 No, you had to start it. 0:05:58.710 --> 0:06:00.340 No, they were back in the day. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.340 Oh, this was actually manual ignition. 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:10.380 Okay. That's crazy. 0:06:10.420 --> 0:06:13.520 For some reason, I thought keys were like fingerprints. Like 0:06:13.540 --> 0:06:16.339 they each had unique identifiers. You couldn't just use one 0:06:16.380 --> 0:06:17.120 to open the other. 0:06:17.220 --> 0:06:19.060 I thought that about the old fashioned keys. That's why 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.630 this story freaks me out or like not freaks me 0:06:21.650 --> 0:06:23.390 out because nobody really has those kind of keys anymore. 0:06:23.710 --> 0:06:25.530 But I have heard that the key fobs, there are 0:06:25.570 --> 0:06:29.810 only so many variations of a key fob for a car. 0:06:29.870 --> 0:06:31.430 So this could very easily happen. 0:06:31.690 --> 0:06:31.950 Sorry. 0:06:32.089 --> 0:06:34.830 Did the police believe you? Oh, I hung up. He's 0:06:34.890 --> 0:06:37.650 long gone. but Alyssa's on with us and she had 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.060 the same exact thing happen to her. Alyssa, you took 0:06:40.100 --> 0:06:41.260 the wrong car. 0:06:42.060 --> 0:06:42.339 Yeah. 0:06:42.420 --> 0:06:44.660 I had a Toyota and I always look where I 0:06:44.700 --> 0:06:48.140 park and I like, um, park specifically in a spot 0:06:48.180 --> 0:06:49.480 where I think, okay, no one's going to hit me 0:06:49.500 --> 0:06:51.440 because I've been hit like 14 times in the parking lot. 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:51.860 Right. 0:06:52.100 --> 0:06:55.400 So I had parked in a specific spot, but when 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.820 I came out and when I remembered there was a van, 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:00.400 like a big old van next to me. So when 0:07:00.460 --> 0:07:04.890 I came out, I went to my exact same car, 0:07:04.990 --> 0:07:07.210 exact same color and everything, and I'm talking on the phone, 0:07:07.230 --> 0:07:09.830 talking to my friend, get in the car, and I 0:07:09.850 --> 0:07:10.430 had been coughing. 0:07:10.450 --> 0:07:11.450 She's like, girl, get some water. 0:07:11.770 --> 0:07:13.210 And I reached for where I would usually have my 0:07:13.250 --> 0:07:17.800 water bottle, and it wasn't there. And then I was like, oh, man, 0:07:17.820 --> 0:07:19.420 I got something in the back seat. I look, it's 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.420 a car seat in the back seat, two car seats. 0:07:21.540 --> 0:07:25.220 I was like, I don't have kids. I was like, oh, 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.580 my God. She was like, what happened? 0:07:27.670 --> 0:07:29.630 I was like, girl, I'm in somebody else's car. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.260 And I had bags with me. I had like all 0:07:32.300 --> 0:07:32.900 kinds of bags. 0:07:32.930 --> 0:07:35.230 I was like a bag lady. I went everywhere in 0:07:35.250 --> 0:07:37.330 the mall. And she's like, girl, get out the car now. 0:07:37.350 --> 0:07:39.030 I was like, yeah. 0:07:39.070 --> 0:07:40.590 And she's like, where's your car? 0:07:41.410 --> 0:07:41.850 So then I. 0:07:42.090 --> 0:07:43.170 Was like, you know what? 0:07:43.470 --> 0:07:44.770 I think I went on the wrong side. 0:07:44.690 --> 0:07:46.050 Of the van. The van was still there. 0:07:46.070 --> 0:07:48.110 I was like, crap, I went on the wrong side. 0:07:48.170 --> 0:07:49.030 And I went on the other. 0:07:48.910 --> 0:07:49.690 Side and there was my car. 0:07:50.310 --> 0:07:52.390 Oh my God. I had started it. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.760 I had started it too. Just like the other guy called. 0:07:55.980 --> 0:07:58.020 I had started mine as well. You just didn't take off. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.760 And that's interesting. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:02.760 Hold on, Megan. What did your brother-in-law do? 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:07.700 My brother-in-law was at Coast Guard Festival in Grand Haven, Michigan, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.320 and his friend said, come stay at my house. It's 0:08:10.380 --> 0:08:12.990 the White House, the big flag out front. Went in 0:08:13.020 --> 0:08:15.310 that house, went to sleep on the sofa, and woke 0:08:15.370 --> 0:08:17.910 up to the police over him arresting him for breaking 0:08:17.930 --> 0:08:21.890 and entering and had to go to court. And they 0:08:21.910 --> 0:08:24.110 made him buy them a new couch as well. 0:08:24.370 --> 0:08:26.570 Oh, my gosh. A new couch. Wait, it was the 0:08:26.630 --> 0:08:27.060 wrong house? 0:08:27.070 --> 0:08:28.400 So obviously not the correct house. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:32.660 Not the correct house, and they definitely took. 0:08:32.540 --> 0:08:33.580 It to the extreme. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:34.240 Right. 0:08:34.260 --> 0:08:35.420 They took advantage of it. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.420 They made him buy a new house. 0:08:39.490 --> 0:08:43.170 Hold on. Jennifer, this is a wild story. What happened, Jennifer? 0:08:43.190 --> 0:08:48.110 So my brother-in-law, they live down in Indianapolis, actually. My 0:08:48.130 --> 0:08:51.300 sister was pregnant and was getting examined, and he stepped 0:08:51.340 --> 0:08:51.660 out of the. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:52.460 Room for a quick minute. 0:08:53.020 --> 0:08:55.070 And when he went back in to come back, he 0:08:55.090 --> 0:08:57.849 went into the wrong room with another lady who was 0:08:57.970 --> 0:09:01.190 also being examined. And it was quite embarrassing. 0:09:01.309 --> 0:09:05.679 Wait, he didn't see anything, did he? I'm sure he did. 0:09:06.020 --> 0:09:08.900 I mean, your legs are just open. 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.070 Oh, my God. 0:09:10.100 --> 0:09:10.940 You're wide open. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:15.280 Oh, my God. That's crazy. It can happen anywhere. Hold 0:09:15.380 --> 0:09:18.750 on one second. Madison, what's up, Madison? 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.120 Hey, guys, my husband and I, a few years ago 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:27.540 in college, went to a house party of our friends 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:33.050 and we walked into the wrong apartment and they were 0:09:33.090 --> 0:09:37.810 baking cookies on the couch. Their dog wanted to actually 0:09:37.850 --> 0:09:40.350 murder us. And so we like had to run down 0:09:40.390 --> 0:09:43.600 the flight of stairs away from this dog. And like 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.970 years later, we went to their wedding and they were like, well, 0:09:46.990 --> 0:09:49.870 we're so glad you guys didn't get eaten by a dog. Like, 0:09:50.150 --> 0:09:51.010 glad you're here. 0:09:51.170 --> 0:09:53.170 Wait, so you made friends with the people that were 0:09:53.230 --> 0:09:53.850 the wrong people? 0:09:55.630 --> 0:09:57.760 No, the people we were supposed to go to. 0:09:57.809 --> 0:09:58.050 Oh, okay. 0:09:58.070 --> 0:09:59.569 I thought you were saying you went to the wedding 0:09:59.590 --> 0:10:01.179 of the kids. dude on the couch. 0:10:01.220 --> 0:10:03.820 Yeah. That would have been a different story. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:08.850 Yeah, that is crazy. I still can't believe the Megan one. 0:10:08.900 --> 0:10:11.050 Hold on. Megan, are you still there? 0:10:11.070 --> 0:10:13.530 I sure am. 0:10:13.770 --> 0:10:16.350 So wait, so he had to buy a brand new 0:10:16.470 --> 0:10:17.130 couch for them? 0:10:17.210 --> 0:10:17.430 Yeah. 0:10:18.670 --> 0:10:21.530 Yeah yes honestly yes they made him buy a brand 0:10:21.610 --> 0:10:23.330 new sofa because yeah they said he. 0:10:23.350 --> 0:10:27.130 Soiled it oh how did he wait emotional distress of 0:10:27.150 --> 0:10:28.250 just looking how did he. 0:10:28.270 --> 0:10:32.209 Soil it he was just sleeping well right right i 0:10:32.230 --> 0:10:33.920 think they just took advantage of it and. 0:10:33.929 --> 0:10:36.459 Yeah that's crazy and a judge would actually make him 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.760 have to buy a new couch because he slept in 0:10:38.780 --> 0:10:43.040 the wrong house um hold on uh anna your grandpa 0:10:43.100 --> 0:10:44.760 pops is on the phone with us right now what's 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.699 up pops Hey, good. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.280 Morning, Mojo and the Mojoettes. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.970 Hey, what's happening? 0:10:52.590 --> 0:10:56.650 Mojo, in the 1970s, we had a sales meeting at 0:10:56.670 --> 0:10:59.910 the Rooster Tail of a steel company, and we all 0:10:59.950 --> 0:11:04.610 had red Impalas with a big steel beam on the side. 0:11:05.570 --> 0:11:08.730 And after seven or eight drinks, I came out, and 0:11:08.790 --> 0:11:10.910 I said to the valet, that's it right over there. 0:11:11.690 --> 0:11:13.580 And he went and got my car. I took it. 0:11:14.030 --> 0:11:17.760 I'm driving down the lodge. I hit... side rail about 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.849 30 or 40 feet. I got home about one in 0:11:20.870 --> 0:11:23.450 the morning. I could not get the keys in the door. 0:11:23.510 --> 0:11:26.210 I tried and tried. I had to get my wife up. 0:11:26.780 --> 0:11:29.260 She lets me in. She's mad at me. I come 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.359 out in the morning. It's not my car. 0:11:31.820 --> 0:11:34.800 Oh, no, you got all the way home. Oh, my God. 0:11:37.620 --> 0:11:39.590 I go to work that day. I didn't tell the guy. 0:11:39.620 --> 0:11:41.370 He came up and said, Jerry, you got my car. 0:11:41.809 --> 0:11:44.770 I said, yeah. He didn't notice the side swipe for 0:11:44.809 --> 0:11:46.850 about two days. Then I had to fix it. 0:11:47.110 --> 0:11:50.140 Wait, you were going to go without telling him about it? 0:11:51.130 --> 0:11:52.080 I did not tell him. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:59.439 Pops, man. Drinking and driving is not good. The 70s 0:11:59.500 --> 0:12:00.440 were crazy times. 0:12:01.660 --> 0:12:03.760 Rooster tail and sunbeds all the time. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.260 There you go. It's still around. Isn't that crazy? That 0:12:06.300 --> 0:12:09.210 place is still around. Man, a quaalude. Pops, take care 0:12:09.230 --> 0:12:09.660 of yourself. 0:12:09.750 --> 0:12:10.110 Hold on. 0:12:10.260 --> 0:12:10.949 Oh, my God. 0:12:11.330 --> 0:12:12.849 What is a quaalude? 0:12:12.870 --> 0:12:13.370 I don't know. 0:12:13.770 --> 0:12:16.229 Like, what's the equivalent in 2026 to a quaalude? Fentanyl. 0:12:16.309 --> 0:12:18.790 Fentanyl. You know what you say earlier? 0:12:19.190 --> 0:12:19.510 Yeah. 0:12:19.530 --> 0:12:21.890 The caping. Hold on a second here. Sam. 0:12:21.929 --> 0:12:22.450 No kratom. 0:12:22.730 --> 0:12:23.550 This is a great story. 0:12:24.050 --> 0:12:24.550 Sam. 0:12:24.570 --> 0:12:25.990 Hi. 0:12:26.630 --> 0:12:26.970 Hi. 0:12:27.510 --> 0:12:28.470 What happened, Sam? 0:12:29.710 --> 0:12:32.630 My boyfriend, last week, we had a funeral. 0:12:32.650 --> 0:12:36.910 He had a. 0:12:35.510 --> 0:12:39.390 Funeral service, and we walked into the wrong funeral home. 0:12:40.500 --> 0:12:41.010 Oh, no. 0:12:41.030 --> 0:12:42.660 I didn't know that. 0:12:42.740 --> 0:12:42.920 Yeah. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.660 Merkle and Monroe, they have a north and a south. 0:12:45.740 --> 0:12:48.679 We went to the south, walked around, went up to 0:12:48.700 --> 0:12:50.459 the casket, and he looks at me and goes, that's 0:12:50.620 --> 0:12:51.439 not my aunt. 0:12:52.900 --> 0:12:54.740 Oh, you actually went in the room. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:55.640 Yeah. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.020 How'd you miss the sign? 0:12:58.230 --> 0:13:00.880 Well, it didn't, there wasn't anything. It just, there's a 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:05.140 north and a south location, and his aunt was in 0:13:05.179 --> 0:13:06.360 the north location. 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.950 Before you noticed the person in the casket, didn't you 0:13:10.990 --> 0:13:12.670 look and say, who are these people? 0:13:12.690 --> 0:13:13.890 Yeah, where are my cousins? 0:13:15.910 --> 0:13:18.240 I had not met them, like a whole bunch of 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.859 them yet. So once we got to the, we asked 0:13:21.179 --> 0:13:23.640 one of the guys that worked there, he goes, oh. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.170 No, that'd be the North location. 0:13:25.210 --> 0:13:27.750 And we're like, oh, okay. So then we went and 0:13:27.770 --> 0:13:29.510 we're like, all right, there's one more. 0:13:30.950 --> 0:13:33.620 Well, sorry to hear about his aunt. Thank you for 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:33.980 the call.