Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Look who's in
Speaker 1: studio with us. Zach is our director of audio, the
Speaker 1: executive audio director of the show. Yes, sir, Zach's been
Speaker 1: dating this girl for a while. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what her name is.
Speaker 2: There's actually a lot that you guys don't know that
Speaker 2: that has happened in the last month. Can I just
Speaker 2: get right into it, please, So my apartment flooded one
Speaker 2: last time, and then they finally moved me the last month,
Speaker 2: I moved into a new apartment, right amen. During that time,
Speaker 2: I have been talking to a girl. I don't call
Speaker 2: her my girlfriend because I'm looking for a partner. I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm more mature than like.
Speaker 3: Whatever, wait her for longer than a month? No, no, absolutely,
Speaker 3: you said this time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so this is the topic. When did you
Speaker 2: finally feel like this is serious? So during this time
Speaker 2: in this new place, she she got sick and I
Speaker 2: was wearing headphones, and I thought my new apartment started
Speaker 2: flooding again, But actually she was throwing up on the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: Instead of freaking out, instead of like kicking her to
Speaker 2: the curb, I actually I took care of it. And
Speaker 2: I felt bad held her hair. I think that was
Speaker 2: like the time where I was like, I'm actually like,
Speaker 2: I'm in deep for her.
Speaker 1: I like her a lot. All I hear was I
Speaker 1: thought it was flooding in my apartment like.
Speaker 2: Legit, uh, food poisoning at a Eastern Markets restaurant which shall.
Speaker 4: Not be.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so let's talk about this. Zach is
Speaker 1: official off the market because she threw up in his
Speaker 1: apartment and he didn't say, get the f out of
Speaker 1: my mind. I think that was how many girls have
Speaker 1: thrown up in your apart you've gotten upset about not
Speaker 1: in my apartment.
Speaker 2: But I did have one other girl like in college.
Speaker 2: You know, you know it's you know that you are
Speaker 2: probably smitten submitten as I used to say. Uh, I
Speaker 2: never said that, but you know that you.
Speaker 1: Are like literally, I don't want to say love, but
Speaker 1: do you say love like possibly? You know that when
Speaker 1: you can take care of them through an illness like
Speaker 1: a food sickness like this, Yeah, that's amazing. Was she
Speaker 1: willing to accept your help? Because if I was puking,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would want my man right there.
Speaker 2: She was really embarrassed, and that's when, like I was like, listen,
Speaker 2: everything's okay, Like I'm here, like, yeah, here's a bucket,
Speaker 2: like take a nap.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some more headphones.
Speaker 2: On in case he gets sick, just text me or
Speaker 2: so you have a hard time with hair and sickness, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to get sick. But also I was
Speaker 2: working on my music, Like you can take a nap.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my own things.
Speaker 1: That's so cute though, So so she's let me ask you,
Speaker 1: did you have her like brush your teeth? I mean, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's how wonderful is that though, that you can tell
Speaker 1: that Zach has a girl, he's got his official.
Speaker 5: That is actually a really good point though, to like
Speaker 5: test how much you like somebody, because bodily fluids or
Speaker 5: noises are a tough one to push through if you
Speaker 5: don't actually really have feeling for somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are girls that don't like to get sick
Speaker 1: in front of their Like if Chelsea's throwing up, she
Speaker 1: does not want me in the bathroom while she's throwing up,
Speaker 1: Like I want to be there and rubb her back
Speaker 1: and stuff. She's like, don't touch me.
Speaker 2: Like that's probably the same way. But like she just
Speaker 2: didn't make it to the bathroom. Unfortunately. It was just
Speaker 2: one of those moments.
Speaker 1: Do you have Do you have stains anywhere now? Because
Speaker 1: I threw out.
Speaker 2: The sheets and everything and everything's clean, like I mopped
Speaker 2: it and everything. Yeah, you have a mom I do
Speaker 2: because my apartment flooded, so.
Speaker 3: I I was actually just you have a mop.
Speaker 1: That is, by the way, interesting though she threw.
Speaker 2: Would you be like like she was getting up on
Speaker 2: the corner of the bed just and then mostly on
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 1: It's like, I love you, but you can like a
Speaker 1: little faster. Does she feel bad about it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, not now? But did you have to pay you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She didn't buy your sheets though, right, she didn't go
Speaker 1: by she did? Yeah, she ended up getting me sheets.
Speaker 1: This girl winter? How much? How many uh times did
Speaker 1: you have to ask her to do this topic? Because
Speaker 1: I know you you're so fair? Probably like five times?
Speaker 3: He's like, have you actually been seeing this girl that
Speaker 3: you've been keeping a secret from us?
Speaker 1: Like legit?
Speaker 2: Like probably since my birthday? I guess maybe like a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks after when's your birthday? Remember sometime in February?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, but like we've.
Speaker 2: Been talking like way longer than in August of last year.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. Why do you look scared when
Speaker 1: you're talking? Yeah, No, I'm not scared. I just feel like.
Speaker 2: We don't have the discussion yet about this.
Speaker 1: Like I told her, you've got a hard lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who she is?
Speaker 2: He said her name?
Speaker 1: She did? Why did I not think her name was?
Speaker 3: How you met?
Speaker 1: We should call her? You don't have a different topic, Shelley,
Speaker 1: what's going on? It is Mojoe in the morning strip club?
Speaker 6: Hey, good morning everybody.
Speaker 1: How are you hey? By the way, real quick, Shelley,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to say I'm just joking.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that, because you got to make sure that
Speaker 1: she's gonna can you hear me? Yeah?
Speaker 6: All right, Well I'm driving in Nashville.
Speaker 7: I just want to say, Zach, because.
Speaker 6: Anybody deserves a really good woman and to be loved deeply.
Speaker 8: It is you, young man.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 6: Old enough to be your mom. But I tell you,
Speaker 6: I'm just so proud of you. You are such a
Speaker 6: great kid, and I'm so so happy for you.
Speaker 5: Beautiful looking, Yeah, that's the guy everybody reads for it.
Speaker 1: Hey, can we bring this up as a topic, Shelley,
Speaker 1: I want to bring this up as a topic. When
Speaker 1: did you know that you guys were officially like dating?
Speaker 1: For Zach, she threw up in his bed. When did
Speaker 1: you officially know that this was a relationship and more
Speaker 1: than just a hookup partner? Because you know, he said
Speaker 1: she threw up in his bed, and he wasn't worried
Speaker 1: about his bed, he was more worried about her. That's
Speaker 1: when you know that that's a good relationship, that's something
Speaker 1: that's solid. When did you know? Listen, it's been so
Speaker 1: long ago. I think I might have been. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Oh, you know what it was
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 9: Was I slide when I pushed her on the swing
Speaker 9: and she could get out of the little kiddy one
Speaker 9: and be on.
Speaker 1: No, you know what for me was I had a
Speaker 1: brand new car I went out and bought. It was
Speaker 1: my first brand new car I ever bought. And Chelsea
Speaker 1: had like a little used Honda Civic and she her
Speaker 1: car was not a great car, didn't have air conditioning.
Speaker 1: We were living in Arizona, and I gave her my
Speaker 1: car to drive and I drove I drove her car.
Speaker 1: That's when I realized. I was like, man, I must
Speaker 1: love her as I'm sweating my fat in the car.
Speaker 6: When I realized about my ex husband, Yeah, we had
Speaker 6: such a great thing. And he had a dog.
Speaker 1: His name was Buck.
Speaker 6: He was a beautiful golden retriever. He made Buck stop
Speaker 6: sleep start sleeping on the floor because I was tired
Speaker 6: of dog here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does hate you still? Thank you appreciate what was
Speaker 1: your Shannon? You remember?
Speaker 3: Honestly And this is so like cliche, but the first
Speaker 3: time I saw Wes interact with my kids and that
Speaker 3: was like that was a lot of months into our relationship,
Speaker 3: but that's when I was like, Okay, solidified this.
Speaker 1: This is a really great guy. That's cool. That's that's
Speaker 1: neat to know that, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: that they're not looking at them as anything other than
Speaker 1: like their children, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like they like I was invisible and he was so
Speaker 3: focused on them and Kevin.
Speaker 1: When did you with hold on a second? And uh,
Speaker 1: I'm going through now I feel I want to do
Speaker 1: the pd Pablo song. Pet Pablo frequently, Zach, have you
Speaker 1: farted in front of each other yet? Yeah? So that's
Speaker 1: how I got Hemorrhi, it's the first time holding it
Speaker 1: in because I was holding it in.
Speaker 2: And then she got me like the following week she
Speaker 2: got me a care package that said, hanging with you
Speaker 2: hasn't has been anything but spitty, And then she got
Speaker 2: me like pooperri and like that's so.
Speaker 1: Funny like her. Yeah, we like her. She's cool, she's great.
Speaker 1: So question when you first met at her did you guys,
Speaker 1: were you guys just hanging buddies for a little bit
Speaker 1: or did you ask her out on a date?
Speaker 2: And that's it first went on a date. It was
Speaker 2: kind of hanging buddies, but it was more like, hey,
Speaker 2: what are you doing tomorrow? Like I met her one
Speaker 2: day and then it was the next day, asked her
Speaker 2: out right the first I was like, let's drinks.
Speaker 1: I want to know more about you. Wow, did you
Speaker 1: when do you know when to go in for like
Speaker 1: kisses and stuff like that like with somebody. Oh that
Speaker 1: took me like probably like three dates after So you
Speaker 1: did not on that first date of going out for drinks? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now did you give her a hug like yeah, just
Speaker 1: like a goodbye like type hug. Did you feel her
Speaker 1: movies and stuff? Like it was amazing, you know, against
Speaker 1: it was amazing. See what that's all about. I will
Speaker 1: tell you that I agree with Was it Sandy who
Speaker 1: was the first caller that we just had? Was it Sandy?
Speaker 1: It was Marshy? Hold on, it wasn't Jamal Shelley, So Shelley.
Speaker 1: So Shelley is right. I want nothing but Zach's love
Speaker 1: it like I want him to have like the I
Speaker 1: want you. I want if there's anybody that I want
Speaker 1: to see when a lottery, it would be you. If
Speaker 1: there's any if there's anybody, yeah, over you, If there's
Speaker 1: anybody that I want to see have like a happy
Speaker 1: like like I'm telling you, like seriously, like the rest
Speaker 1: of us can be miserable, but you spread it to you.
Speaker 1: He deserves it. Man, the guy, the guy has had,
Speaker 1: you know, not the easiest of lives. But also the
Speaker 1: other thing too is he doesn't let that hold him back.
Speaker 1: You know, he's such a ray of sunshine. Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: When are we meeting her? Party of Mojo's? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: don't you have a plus one this Friday? You should
Speaker 1: bring her somebody like? Okay? So I I guess I
Speaker 1: think I might have met her, but I don't. Somebody
Speaker 1: said that I have, So I didn't know what she
Speaker 1: looks like. So I looked up a picture of her.
Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you? Yeah, you have way
Speaker 1: out kicked your coverage, like she is really like I
Speaker 1: look at I'm like, wow, zach Man, she must have
Speaker 1: a long dong long dung silver all trades over here.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that this hasn't gotten any calls from
Speaker 1: everybody else. No, but I know, but this is such
Speaker 1: a good topic of when did you realize that your
Speaker 1: relationship was like really official, like official official, because it's
Speaker 1: there are It's not the moments of we went on
Speaker 1: a date, you know or whatever. It's like those moments
Speaker 1: like Zach had that are like the instrumental moments in
Speaker 1: a relationship.
Speaker 2: Or like sometimes getting lost on a vacation. That's when
Speaker 2: you know, like okay, I need my passenger princess to
Speaker 2: get the f out of her phone and look at
Speaker 2: a map like I don't know.
Speaker 1: You, Mojo life, hold on, I got one. Here we go, Colleen.
Speaker 1: What's up? Colleen? Is Mojo in the morning? Hi?
Speaker 7: Hi, About twelve years ago, I was on vacation. What's
Speaker 7: my then husband? I mean boyfriend now hasband, and I
Speaker 7: couldn't sleep. There was a skylight above our bade letting
Speaker 7: in all this light, and he found a black sock
Speaker 7: of his and I head band of mine and made
Speaker 7: me like a dy sleep mask.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, I was.
Speaker 1: Using his sock sleep mass of fall asleep. It's an
Speaker 1: awe moment. Ah, so beautiful, Colleen. I love to hear
Speaker 1: that it is dirty frigging sock. Now she's got a
Speaker 1: foot fungus on her face, Jamal, what's going on?
Speaker 8: It was going on? So the day that I knew
Speaker 8: I was very serious about marrying my wife was the
Speaker 8: day that we went to her her sister's birthday party.
Speaker 8: And this day was just full of just like drinks
Speaker 8: and partying and everything. I already knew that I was
Speaker 8: going to talk to her, her dad and her brother
Speaker 8: about her hand in marriage. But coincidentally, she ended up
Speaker 8: getting like super drunk that day. She literally couldn't remember anything.
Speaker 1: So when we finally got.
Speaker 8: Got home, she couldn't even she couldn't even understand where
Speaker 8: she actually was. She actually thought that she was at
Speaker 8: the store and she was sitting on my mom's couch
Speaker 8: and the whole time she kept saying, Yeah, Jamal's going
Speaker 8: to take me home. We're going to be home soon.
Speaker 8: And then probably like a couple of minutes later, she
Speaker 8: started throwing up.
Speaker 2: Real bad, and that moment.
Speaker 8: Like I had to put a bucket next to the bed.
Speaker 8: And I actually told her the next day like, yeah,
Speaker 8: I actually your your dad and your brother for your
Speaker 8: hand in marriage. And I really knew that I wanted
Speaker 8: to marry her when she uh, you know, when I
Speaker 8: had her at her drunkest moment.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, at least at least it wasn't that she said, yes,
Speaker 1: she sobered up the next day and you told her that,
Speaker 1: you know that thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I think I think what he's getting around
Speaker 1: to is that she got sick and he realized exactly
Speaker 1: he wasn't trying to do a bill cosby there. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like what's going on, John, how you doing?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, that's the what are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1: We're so happy you heard the news? Zach cleaned up,
Speaker 1: throw up? What's happening?
Speaker 4: That's hey, I've been there, done that. But with uh,
Speaker 4: when I realized that I was gonna stay with my
Speaker 4: wife forever? Was she met me when I was at
Speaker 4: my lowest, and I mean absolutely, I had no license.
Speaker 4: I was on the brink of losing my apartment. I
Speaker 4: mean I was losing everything. She stayed with me even
Speaker 4: though her family told her not to stay with me
Speaker 4: because I was not worth it. She's the one that
Speaker 4: got me to build myself back up, to get a job,
Speaker 4: to push me to do these things. She helped me
Speaker 4: pay my insurance thing off because I got into an accident,
Speaker 4: and she helped me with that. She helped me through everything.
Speaker 4: Now we have a kid, a house, I worked, I'm
Speaker 4: a mailman, and I have everything to Oh.
Speaker 1: Wow. And her parents and family love you now.
Speaker 4: Huh Oh, they absolutely love me. I got out with
Speaker 4: her dad all the time, and it's it's great. Like
Speaker 4: a lot of her immediate family, but a lot of
Speaker 4: like her outside family just did not believe in me.
Speaker 1: And no, that's great. And see that. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: when somebody can love you through the lowest of lows,
Speaker 1: they can really be there. Yeah, to be there for
Speaker 1: the highest eighes. What's up, Kelly.
Speaker 10: I was dating this guy for a while. I didn't
Speaker 10: even really know.
Speaker 4: We were dating.
Speaker 10: We were just kind of talking. I had two kids,
Speaker 10: from a previous marriage, and I didn't really know how
Speaker 10: he was going to freak out about it. He knew
Speaker 10: I had him, but he never met him or anything
Speaker 10: like that. While I was talking in conversation, I was like,
Speaker 10: I have to find a place because my types fro
Speaker 10: was over at my apartment and it was like, well,
Speaker 10: just come stay with me and you could just bring
Speaker 10: your kids. And I was shocked and per Since then,
Speaker 10: I've never left and he has been there for me
Speaker 10: through everything. He's raised two kids that aren't even his
Speaker 10: too sleepy.
Speaker 4: So oh yeah, so.
Speaker 10: That she seems like a keeper. If you can pick
Speaker 10: up her, grow.
Speaker 1: Up, appreciate that's incredible. All these stories now are incredible.
Speaker 1: That makes me happy. This is good, good stuff. What's
Speaker 1: going on, Jenny there?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: So I knew that my man was going to be
Speaker 1: my man.
Speaker 8: When we were in the car.
Speaker 1: I had a big pony till and it was gettn tight.
Speaker 7: It was early morning and I was trying to take
Speaker 7: it out while he was driving and it was getting stuck.
Speaker 1: So he reached over and helped.
Speaker 3: Me take my rubber band and weave out, and then.
Speaker 2: He started massaging my scalp.
Speaker 6: I said, oh yeah, you mine, because what man is
Speaker 6: gonna help me take some weave out?
Speaker 1: Nothing ain't the last. Jenniko is out of a sweet,
Speaker 1: nice story and you got that God even grabbing hair
Speaker 1: ever since wow I ever did