Speaker 1: So I got to tell you I was hanging out
Speaker 1: with my son Joe over the weekend. So I have
Speaker 1: three sons, Joe, Jacob, and Luke. Joe's my oldest son.
Speaker 1: He hosts a morning radio show in Tampa and then
Speaker 1: is on our radio station in Detroit, channel nine five five.
Speaker 1: It's called the Joe Show, and you can check them
Speaker 1: out online with Joe something on. I don't know, he
Speaker 1: just sucks whatever. Yeah, how mean you are to my
Speaker 1: son that you would screaming that out so fast? All right,
Speaker 1: So I was hanging out with Joe, and just to
Speaker 1: kind of tell you a little bit, he's basically me,
Speaker 1: but better looking and skinny.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It really is like he looks like his mom, but
Speaker 1: he is actually me. And he's weird and crazy and
Speaker 1: I don't understand him, and it makes for fun radio
Speaker 1: topics when you hang out with him for a period
Speaker 1: of time. Joe's in this whole mode now where he
Speaker 1: believes that he is being poisoned every five seconds. He
Speaker 1: got really sick a month and a half ago or
Speaker 1: two months ago, and he was not feeling good for
Speaker 1: a good period of time. And now he's like really
Speaker 1: cautious about anybody around him that's, you know, that feeling
Speaker 1: well or anything like that. Or he's like really cautious
Speaker 1: that he takes his vitamins, he goes on walks every
Speaker 1: day like he's very you know, focused on his health,
Speaker 1: so to speak. For except for one thing. And this
Speaker 1: is something I just think that you guys share too,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to us. So we are hanging out
Speaker 1: and Joe is with me. It was me Joe and
Speaker 1: then a few other guys that were hanging out and
Speaker 1: we're just all having a good old time. And every
Speaker 1: five seconds, Joe's like, hey, dad, you want to do
Speaker 1: my pen? And I'm like what, And He's like, do
Speaker 1: you want to take a hit off my pen? He's got,
Speaker 1: you know, all fairness.
Speaker 2: Joe's you know, a Benjamin.
Speaker 1: He's a He's a grown man, a grown boy. He
Speaker 1: he you know, does weed pens?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And I go, No, I don't want it. I'm not
Speaker 1: into it. I don't do weed at all. I'm not
Speaker 1: into it at all. I'll do hardercore drugs. You know,
Speaker 1: you give me cocaine.
Speaker 2: I'm blowing it right now that I'm totally joking. I
Speaker 2: don't rugs. The only drugs.
Speaker 1: The only drug is low sartain. It's called the blood
Speaker 1: pressure medication.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So so Joe, So Joe's like my pen. No, okay, great,
Speaker 1: I'm his dad. He doesn't you know. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: he looks over at Tom, Dick and Harry and it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want some of my pen. And these guys are
Speaker 1: passing this pen. They're passing the pen around like this
Speaker 1: thing is literally, you know, free of all germs. And
Speaker 1: I'm stopping. I look and I'm like shaking my head
Speaker 1: for a second. This guy a second ago when I
Speaker 1: coughed in front of him, is like, don't cough in
Speaker 1: my face. But yet he's got some guy with crapping
Speaker 1: between his teeth sucking on his pen like a little wiener.
Speaker 1: And I want to ask this question of anybody that
Speaker 1: does any kind of drugs, which, by the way.
Speaker 2: Kids don't do drugs. Do not do.
Speaker 1: Drugs, say until you're out of your parents' house, like
Speaker 1: my son.
Speaker 2: No, don't do drugs at all.
Speaker 1: Because it was devastating to me when I found out
Speaker 1: that any of my kids were doing anything that I did,
Speaker 1: when you know, it was their age.
Speaker 2: But what is up with you that if you do
Speaker 2: a pen, don't.
Speaker 3: You I do.
Speaker 2: With the pen because I wouldn't do it at work.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do it. He doesn't do weed, though I
Speaker 1: think he does vape. Okay, okay, but not that it matters.
Speaker 1: I mean, you might as well do both. But I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know they're both legal narcotics. Question
Speaker 1: for you, Anna, because I'm just starting to figure out
Speaker 1: you are you? Are you somebody that would just take
Speaker 1: a stranger's pen like a stanger said, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to take it?
Speaker 2: Would you do it? If I was like drunk?
Speaker 3: Have you ever probably like when I'm at a festival, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I'll take anything, But when I'm not, I would
Speaker 3: say there's like a level of like trust, Like I
Speaker 3: would look at the person and sort of examine them
Speaker 3: and be like, h I think we can do it.
Speaker 2: You're not worried that you're going to get like some
Speaker 2: coal sars or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, don't scare me.
Speaker 2: Now, because I was.
Speaker 1: I look at people all the time, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at all you guys right now, and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I don't know if any of your lips are safe.
Speaker 2: Thing applies with chaick. That's what I was just.
Speaker 5: I literally was thinking that because I don't do like
Speaker 5: a weed penn or vapor or anything. But I know
Speaker 5: many times I've needed chapstick or lip gloss and some
Speaker 5: random girl in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Gives it to me.
Speaker 4: Yes good.
Speaker 5: It's so disgusting, but I've done it over and over again.
Speaker 1: I do not understand how random people would like I
Speaker 1: would not if you said to me, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to try my food, I wouldn't take your fork like
Speaker 1: I unless it's my wife or one of my maybe children.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: Going back to the weed though, back in my day,
Speaker 6: when I used to smoke, it was nothing worse than
Speaker 6: getting a wet blunt by something.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, when y'all in this.
Speaker 6: Session, you puffed up passing and you grabbed that boy
Speaker 6: and it's wet as hair like dog who are sucking
Speaker 6: a blunt?
Speaker 3: That's why you gotta go dig right now.
Speaker 2: Brooke it up, man.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Yeah, some people. Some people have
Speaker 1: dry mouth, and those are the people I want to
Speaker 1: share from. Hold On speaking of.
Speaker 3: Certified smoker, Yea.
Speaker 1: The official correspondent of the Mojo in the Morning Show,
Speaker 1: our weed correspondent Zachs.
Speaker 2: What's okay?
Speaker 7: Don't act like you haven't passed the blunt with anybody.
Speaker 7: I have, okay, or past the Benjamin.
Speaker 3: But I look at them first and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: they look.
Speaker 7: Clean, they look I'm always passing it, like every single time,
Speaker 7: do you stranger?
Speaker 2: What if the what if the person honestly looks like
Speaker 2: y God, I hate to say this. The guy in
Speaker 2: the traffic department, they you know I'm dying. Well, he
Speaker 2: has the best weed. I don't know what okay, what
Speaker 2: if the guys got through?
Speaker 1: Okay, what if the guy is one of our misfits
Speaker 1: that has three teeth, I'm probably still passing it.
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 5: What if it's Frederick who won our Lions tickets tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Please check out the video on it.
Speaker 2: So I'm smoking.
Speaker 6: You can't smoke everybody's stuff, though, that's a rule. Some
Speaker 6: people are here the lace and the stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not worried about Layson.
Speaker 1: I'd as a matter of fact, if I take one
Speaker 1: of those guys that's going to give me some kind
Speaker 1: of a germ, I'd almost rather have it laced.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Weed is it makes you immune to everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it won't even get sick. It gives you,
Speaker 1: It gives you antibodies exactly. Doctor Fauci told me that, Briana,
Speaker 1: what's up, Brianna?
Speaker 3: Hi, I was just agreed with you about the cold
Speaker 3: store thing. Yeah, my husband they all vape at his work,
Speaker 3: and sometimes some of them are two.
Speaker 7: Cheaps to go buy one and they'll.
Speaker 2: Be like, hey, let me get a hit of your vape,
Speaker 2: and sometimes he lets them, and I'm like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't want to kiss you. Where has he been?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: You know what, that's a really good point. It's the
Speaker 1: people that are the ones that are the fallen victim
Speaker 1: to you doing the past, the pen thing or the
Speaker 1: Benjamin or pendulum or whatever you are the spouses or
Speaker 1: significant others that have to kiss you.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 9: Please stop.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, please.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy, like some of the guys that we
Speaker 1: were with this weekend are like college educated men.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you guys doing? And some of
Speaker 2: them aren't.
Speaker 3: Back in all your times of passing the Benjamin, have
Speaker 3: you ever gotten a colt sore?
Speaker 4: Never?
Speaker 2: Exactly, It's not like it's gonna happen people used to
Speaker 2: be like it burns off, it burns the germs.
Speaker 1: Let's and and let's have sex without condoms too.
Speaker 2: Kids. What's going on? How you doing, Chris?
Speaker 5: Kids listening, do not do that either.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Chris.
Speaker 1: We have to take this moment for a special Michigan
Speaker 1: Department of Health Public service.
Speaker 2: Now, what's going on? Chris?
Speaker 9: So this is my first time college. The whole pen
Speaker 9: thing struck a chord with me because, like last month,
Speaker 9: I was in Nashville with a bunch of my friends
Speaker 9: and I was pretty you know gone at the time,
Speaker 9: and some random sketchy I came up to like the
Speaker 9: group of us and offered us like the weed pens,
Speaker 9: and I of course thought it was a great idea,
Speaker 9: so I accepted graciously, and then the next wink or two,
Speaker 9: I was like sick as a dog, and then like
Speaker 9: couldn't go to work.
Speaker 3: My question is is it from the weed pen or
Speaker 3: you being out partying and sharing drinks with people.
Speaker 9: That's a great question.
Speaker 2: We don't know, but I could be from both. It
Speaker 2: could be both. Maybe your immune.
Speaker 1: System was was yeah, I agree, it's like you know,
Speaker 1: think about it. Follow the ball, kids, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Carissa all the bouncing ball. What's going on?
Speaker 4: My rule is that germs don't exist when smoking weed.
Speaker 2: I think Anna has that same thing.
Speaker 1: Anna is like, I'm gonna let that guy on the
Speaker 1: corner of the street have this.
Speaker 2: You know she's sharing, is caring?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, exactly, CHRISA. Would you make out with
Speaker 1: any guy in a bar?
Speaker 2: Two? Absolutely not, that's too much live standards. Not with
Speaker 2: my weed pen. What's going on, Morgan? How you doing? Good?
Speaker 3: Morning?
Speaker 8: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1: We're doing good? We're talking about passing the pen? And
Speaker 1: do you do this or do you? Is it bad? Like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't the person be mad at me if I started
Speaker 1: wiping it all?
Speaker 4: I mean, I.
Speaker 8: Definitely wouldn't be offended if you wiped it off. But
Speaker 8: I always come up with the excuse, that's sorry. My
Speaker 8: pen is almost empty, so I'm not sharing right now.
Speaker 8: But I mean I'm also on the other side of
Speaker 8: the spectrum where I've smoked a joint with a bunch
Speaker 8: of comedians outside of a bar. So it just on
Speaker 8: the day.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I like it. I like the comedian. You know,
Speaker 2: we have friends.
Speaker 1: Uh The Lashes, Ryan and Smanthle Lash squad. They don't
Speaker 1: do I don't ever see them do drugs, nor do
Speaker 1: I do drugs with them, But they are the kings
Speaker 1: of carrying around these hand sanitizing stuff and they put
Speaker 1: it in their hands all the time. I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: Ryan if he'll get me some of those and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, Ryan, can you give me some of those
Speaker 1: hand sanitizers, you know, and let me do it? And
Speaker 1: next time I see Zach and Anna passing the weed pen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sanitize the front of the pen. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: you guys, gotta get that thing sanitized.
Speaker 2: Ash, what's up? Ash?
Speaker 4: Hey? So I work out a dispensary and we have
Speaker 4: people bring in vapes all the time, saying they're not
Speaker 4: working and stuff like that. So over time we realized
Speaker 4: some people are just bringing back ones that do work
Speaker 4: so they get a free one. Uh So we have
Speaker 4: to test them and see if they're actually broken or not.
Speaker 4: And some of the people that come in with them
Speaker 4: are not the best looking. People keep missing all that,
Speaker 4: So I chlorox them. I cloroxymate pest.
Speaker 2: When you have to test them, you guys have to
Speaker 2: put your own mouth on them. You don't have a machine. Wow.
Speaker 4: Uh. There there are machines, but sometimes they don't work.
Speaker 4: And when it comes down to it, yeah, we have
Speaker 4: to we have to decide.
Speaker 1: I always wonder when you get when you get a pen,
Speaker 1: it's in a package, right, yes. So so here's a
Speaker 1: question for you. If somebody buys a pen and brings
Speaker 1: it back, do you ever put used pens or somebody
Speaker 1: returns back on the shelf?
Speaker 4: No, that is illegal, okay, so making it sure if
Speaker 4: they bring them. If they bring them back and they're
Speaker 4: not working, we have to give them the broken one
Speaker 4: back and the replacement.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Uh texture here has the best text.
Speaker 1: This is from seven to five seven. It says the
Speaker 1: pe in pen stands for personal. I agree, Oh I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just going to start walking around with
Speaker 3: two of them, one for myself and one for anyone who.
Speaker 1: Asks, you know, oh, there you go, Hey, do you
Speaker 1: have the do you have the lanyard pen thing like
Speaker 1: where you wear it around your neck that some people don't.
Speaker 1: When I see people wearing them like that, they remind
Speaker 1: me of the guys that wore their phones on a
Speaker 1: holster on the side. Or Yes, exactly the glasses on
Speaker 1: a string