1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: It's k IF I am six forty and you're listening 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: to The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: ky If I am six forty. It is The Conway Show. 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: And Johnny Nash had passed away. I believe it was 5 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: October six, and I didn't know until I got an 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 1: email today from my uncle Wally up in the Great 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: Northwest part of the United States, and he said, we 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 1: lost a real, you know, beautiful person today or this month. 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: And Wally, actually my uncle Wally has a connection to 10 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: Johnny Nash. Wally, welcome to the program. How are you, sir, Thank. 11 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 2: You, mister Conway. I'm fine, Thank you, you know. But 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 2: I'm telling if I felt you better, If I felt 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 2: you better, I'd be twins. 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: Was that a song you wrote? 15 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 2: No? Probably probably. 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: I'm really embarrassed, and I gotta apologize because I do 17 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: consider you one the funniest people I've ever met my life, 18 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: and and and and today even today. Uh, the cadence 19 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 1: that I have saying some things on the radio, and 20 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: the references and and uh and and just how things 21 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: are said. I picked up from you, and and I 22 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 1: I would and and I and I still remember, you know, 23 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: spending a lot of time going to Vegas with you, 24 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: going to the card rooms together, and sitting in your 25 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: apartment in Hollywood, and and and writing together and doing stuff. 26 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: And I really really enjoy that. I'm embarrassed I haven't 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: had John before, so I apologize. 28 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 2: That's quite all right, It's quite all right. We had 29 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 2: a great time together. 30 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: It was really a lot of fun. And you were 31 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: the the You and and my uncle Danny were the 32 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: two uncles that would come over to our our house 33 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: on Magnolia and Balboa there and the first thing we 34 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: did is pick up the hockey sticks and go at. 35 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 2: It exactly exactly it was. It was good time to 36 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 2: be by all. It was great in a tennis court too, 37 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 2: Why gosh, I was those were good times. 38 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's my mom. About about seven years 39 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: into owning this house, and in my mom decided, uh, 40 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: you know, for about three weeks she loved tennis. So 41 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: what does a typical woman do. She buys a tennis 42 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: court and then she used it maybe three times. 43 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 2: She didn't use it much. I remember I remember playing 44 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 2: there with oh gosh, well, what's the comics name, Albert 45 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 2: Brooks with brother. 46 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: Oh Einstein Einstein. Yeah, Stein's yeah, Totein's trying to figure 47 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: it out. 48 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 2: It was Elbert Einstein, That's who it was. Albert. He 49 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 2: used to come over all the time and play, and 50 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 2: he was He was a very funny man, obviously. Yeah, 51 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 2: that that whole family were very funny. Yeah. Mister Johnny 52 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 2: Cash was a was a sweetheart of a man. He 53 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 2: was born in Houston, Texas, and he was on the 54 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 2: circuit singing, and he was obviously a great singer, but 55 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 2: he didn't he didn't sing reggae. You know, he's saying 56 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 2: it was like a dean learning that. You know, he's saying, 57 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 2: who good? I turned too and nobody needs I mean 58 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 2: that time, you know, you just go home, my god. 59 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 2: Of course this was in the sixties, and this was 60 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 2: before before reggae was really really big in America, and 61 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 2: he was he was produced by Bob Marley and I 62 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 2: mean that song. Every time I hear that song, and 63 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 2: I hear it all the time, all you have to 64 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 2: do is turn the radio and you can hear. I 65 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 2: can sing clearly now that song. Fifty years from now, 66 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: they're going to be playing that song. I mean, it 67 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 2: is such an anthem, It is such a powerful song. 68 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 2: It's just a great song. And when Bob Marley produced it, 69 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 2: they gave him It was done on Epic Records, and 70 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 2: they gave him all this money to do this album. 71 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 2: And he did it so fast because he was a 72 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 2: musical genius, Marley, and he had all the musicians. Everyone 73 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 2: knew what they were doing. They would just buzz through it. 74 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 2: They wouldn't spend six hours doing one song. And so 75 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 2: he did the album and he had so much money 76 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 2: left over that he produced another album and was paid 77 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 2: for by ev. I mean, it was just that's how fast, 78 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,359 Speaker 2: That's how fast he got it done. But it's just 79 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 2: when you hear the song, I mean Johnny Nash, you 80 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 2: just go, oh my god, what a great voice. But 81 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 2: but what a great song. I mean's just one of 82 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 2: those one of those songs, you know, one of the 83 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 2: Beatles songs they'll never go out of they'll never go 84 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 2: out of style. It'll always be here. It's run an anthem. 85 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: And then there's and then there's other Johnny Nash songs 86 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: that weren't as popular. But also you know that they 87 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: roll off the tongue like what was the one, Oh, 88 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: stir it up? Yeah, stir it up was another one. 89 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 2: I think there was a Arley tune. 90 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: But there was another one, go the train, don't come 91 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: to Erio with the try that's it Alexander up and don. 92 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,039 Speaker 2: He did a nice job on that and I was great. 93 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 2: So he had a liveing aerial for a year to 94 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 2: get the friend so that he did a nice job. 95 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 1: But he also wrote that song Farmers Farmer's Daughter, what 96 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: do you do? 97 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 2: Yes, he did. He was a versatile man. 98 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: Very But where did you play with Johnny Nash? Were 99 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: you in in Hamilton? 100 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, Hamilton, Ontario place called the Krillian Club and it 101 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: was a supper club and he was upstairs in the 102 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 2: in the big time with a band and everything, and Danny, 103 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 2: Jackie and I were downstairs in a little lounge and 104 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,039 Speaker 2: we would hang with Johnny when we got off work. 105 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 2: We'd go have breakfast. And he was just the sweetest man. 106 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 2: He was just just a sweetheart of a person, not 107 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 2: affected at all, And of course by that time he 108 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 2: wasn't in nineteen sixty two, he didn't have a reasonably 109 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,839 Speaker 2: affected He was just like us. We were just out 110 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 2: there working the circuit, trying to make ends meet and 111 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 2: trying to catch a break. And and he sure caught 112 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 2: a break when he when he wrote I can see clue, 113 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,039 Speaker 2: and now that was that's incredible. I never cared. Every 114 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 2: time I hear that song, I feel better. It's just 115 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 2: got magic to it. 116 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: But when you were when you were playing in Hamilton, 117 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 1: did was he was that song already written? Was he 118 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: singing performing that song? 119 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 2: No, that that wasn't written until the seventies. He was 120 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 2: at in seventy two, uh and and recorded right away. No, 121 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 2: it was just he was just a slep like us, 122 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,919 Speaker 2: trying to make a buck and you know, working toilets 123 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 2: and this was a nice club. But he would, you know, 124 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 2: we would compare the ship holes that pardon me, the 125 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 2: bad places that we worked. So he was he was 126 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 2: just a gentleman and just a very talented man. And 127 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 2: and you love to see the good people win, and 128 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 2: he shure won. He died too soon, but he had 129 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 2: a great life. And as I say that he was 130 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 2: just a talented, talented man. 131 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: Well, I think he was eighty when he died, Is 132 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: that right? 133 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 2: Yeah? 134 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think most people would take eighty. 135 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 2: Yes, as a matter of fact, they would. And I'm 136 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 2: going to be seventy nine, So I'm looking at that 137 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 2: eighty going come on, come on. I've got two brothers, 138 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 2: Dan died. Dan made it to eighty two, my dad, 139 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 2: and my other brother made eighty one. So I'm shooting 140 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 2: for eighty three. I can lead the pack, you know. 141 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: I'm I'm so glad that I had you know that 142 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: I was in town and I got to go to 143 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: your brother Danny and my uncle Dan's service. It was 144 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,239 Speaker 1: by his size, his kids and you know, King Arlen 145 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: and the kids right Casey and Danny and Danny and Kelly, 146 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: and it was just it was such a great vibe there. 147 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 1: It was you know, there was no family feud going on. 148 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: He was just like a really cool vibe there. And 149 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 1: to hear me get up and sing, uh, you know 150 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: a great Irish song, Oh Danny boy. 151 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 2: Uh. 152 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: It was so moving. I even saw it. You know, 153 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: you break down and I think I've seen you cry 154 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 1: maybe once in my life. 155 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, there was. Danny was a real sweetheart of a man, 156 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 2: and everyone loved him and they were talking from the heart. 157 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 2: Everybody was saying the things that that everybody knows about 158 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 2: the end. He was a sweetheart of a man. Still 159 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 2: miss him. 160 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: My uncle Wally is with us. I have to make 161 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: a correction here. I said that Danny wrote the I 162 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 1: said that you wrote the Fernando Alzuela song. Then I 163 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 1: got a call from ASCAP and b M I saying 164 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: Danny Dalton has sole credit and you did not participate 165 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 1: in that in that song. 166 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 2: No, I didn't participate. It's a great song it is. 167 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 2: I didn't participate in that. And speaking of Fernando, we 168 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:53,959 Speaker 2: could use Fernando tonight. Yeah, kiddings, I heard the Dodgers 169 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 2: were losing. 170 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 1: Are you did you become a Seattle fan when you 171 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: moved up there? 172 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 2: I did? I did. I was a Tiger fan, and 173 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 2: I lived in Detroit and I was a Dodger fan. 174 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 2: I lived in LA And now I'm I'm a Mariner fan. 175 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,719 Speaker 2: But I still I'm still rooting for the Dodgers. They're 176 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 2: They're a favorite of mine too. They're the they're a 177 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 2: great team and ultimate. 178 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: But ultimately, Wally, if if the Tigers were in the 179 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: World Series, whoever they were playing, you're a Tigers. 180 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,839 Speaker 2: Fan, you bet, you bet, and Seattle in l A 181 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 2: and and it's just I mean, when when they got 182 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 2: Mookie Bets, I said, that I wanted to call Boston 183 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:32,680 Speaker 2: and go, really, you traded this guy. Really, I don't 184 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,559 Speaker 2: care how much money he got, you traded him. This 185 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 2: is one of the best ball players that the game 186 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 2: has ever seen, and you traded him. He steals two 187 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 2: bases in one inning. It's never been you know, But 188 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 2: here's a tribute question for all your listeners. Who was 189 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 2: the only one other than Mookie Bets to steal two 190 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 2: bases in one inning? I would say you, I could, 191 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 2: I could give you a thousand guesses and you wouldn't 192 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 2: get it. But it's probably the greatest baseball player of 193 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 2: all time. 194 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to take a break there and come back. 195 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,239 Speaker 1: Can you stay with us? 196 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 2: Yep? 197 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 1: Okay, all right. My uncle Walley's with us. I worked 198 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,200 Speaker 1: with Johnny Nash. We'll talk to him a little bit. 199 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: And he also has another a great story about his 200 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: brother and my uncle Dan getting married and how my 201 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: grandparents got to the wedding. Is a sensational story, very funny. 202 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: It's one of those family stories and whenever we get together, 203 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,440 Speaker 1: I need Wally to tell me, and so I hope 204 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,560 Speaker 1: he's up for it. I rely on k A six forty. 205 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: It's Conway Show. My uncle Wally's with us. 206 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,320 Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 207 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 3: AM six forty. 208 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 2: Oh. 209 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: My uncle Wally Dalton joins us from the Washington Seattle area. 210 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: And so what is the answer to that that trivia 211 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 1: question that there's only been two baseball players in Major 212 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: League Baseball they've stolen two bases in one game of 213 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: the World Series. Uh huh, Mookie Bets. 214 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 2: And there I'll give you a hint. 215 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 4: Okay, first name was Babe Ah. Now, when you think 216 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 4: of great runners, Wow, you don't think of Babe Ruth. 217 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 4: You think of Ty Cobb. You think of some of 218 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,080 Speaker 4: the Jackie Robinson, some of the great. 219 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 2: Exactly. But but Babe Ruth sold two bases in one inning. 220 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,320 Speaker 2: So he was he was very fast, he was a 221 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 2: big man, he could really run. And plus he was 222 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 2: a world class pitcher as well. So when when all 223 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,560 Speaker 2: is said, he done, the greatest player ever to play 224 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 2: the game, Stay Ruth. I don't think they'll be any 225 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 2: argument there. 226 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: No, I think you're right. Hey, so you got it 227 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: first of all, Ricky Henderson, what did I say? Did 228 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 1: I say? But anyway, so one of the great stories 229 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 1: that of my childhood involved you and can I But 230 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: can I ask, as your friend, I don't want to 231 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 1: say his last name. His first name is John. He 232 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 1: was a painter. 233 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 2: Is he still with us, Soperty, Yes, yes he is. 234 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 5: Okay. 235 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: I didn't want to say his last name because he 236 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,040 Speaker 1: did something illegal, so I wanted to leave that out. 237 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,920 Speaker 1: So I'm glad you didn't include it either. But okay, 238 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: but I remember John broke his leg Saturday. He was 239 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: a painter and he fell off his ladder and he 240 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 1: broke his leg, and he went to your house and 241 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: you said to him, John, you're gonna drink all day. 242 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,840 Speaker 1: Tim's gonna pick us up. We're going to the King game. 243 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna park in the Sizzler parking lot. We're gonna 244 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: walk over to the form and you're gonna fall over 245 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 1: one of those parking wooden parking horse barriers, and the 246 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: Kings are gonna pay for that broken leg. Do you 247 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: remember that? 248 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I do. That's the truth. And I said, 249 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 2: I said, wait till we get a lot of witnesses. 250 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,640 Speaker 2: Why don't we get a lot of witnesses. 251 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: That's so great. 252 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 2: I mean, he went boys. 253 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 5: By the way, I thought. 254 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,200 Speaker 1: I thought he broke his other leg when he did 255 00:12:59,200 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: it too. 256 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,079 Speaker 2: He probably did. I think he one was gone. I 257 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 2: think he got the other one too. At the same time. 258 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 2: They paid for everything. 259 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:08,959 Speaker 1: That's good. 260 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 2: We had some good seats at those Kings games after. 261 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 1: That, and we always parked at the Sizzler. 262 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, in those days they didn't They didn't 263 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 2: check much. 264 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 1: No, Well, I don't know if we have time right now, 265 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: but can you stay with us? I need you to 266 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:29,439 Speaker 1: tell the story of my uncle Dan, your brother Dan's 267 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 1: wedding in Hamilton, and how my grandparents got there. Sure, okay, 268 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: we only all right, the commercial breaks coming up. It's 269 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: only twenty two minutes, so you'll be able to gather 270 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: your thoughts. 271 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 2: No problems, okay, all right. 272 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 1: Uncle Wally Dalton is with us. He worked with Johnny Nash, 273 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 1: who was one of the you know, the coolest guys 274 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,440 Speaker 1: and one of the greatest songs ever too. And it's 275 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 1: really cool that I have. You know, we have some 276 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,839 Speaker 1: kind of connection. I can see clearly now was the 277 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: song and welcome back. My grandparents got to the wedding 278 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: of my uncle Dan in a very unconventional way, and 279 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 1: it shows you what the sticklers. They were for timing. 280 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 1: When my grandfather said we're leaving at eight oh one, 281 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 1: he didn't care who was in the car. It left 282 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: at eight oh one, and he would do crap like that. 283 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,800 Speaker 1: But how they got to my uncle's wedding and Wally's 284 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: brother's wedding is a great story. 285 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 286 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 3: AM six forty. 287 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:37,240 Speaker 1: My uncle Wally is whether it's Wally Dalton very funny, ma'am. 288 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 1: And I would say more than fifty, maybe sixty years 289 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: ago when your brother Danny was getting married, I believe 290 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 1: to lois right, okay, for the first time and your parents, 291 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,400 Speaker 1: my grandparents were in a place called Erio, Ontario, which 292 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 1: is just directly due north of Cleveland, Ohio, on the 293 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 1: Canadian shore of Lake Gary. And take it away. It's 294 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: it's the morning of the of the wedding, and what 295 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: what shakes down? 296 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,880 Speaker 2: He wanted to leave. He said, we'll leave at a 297 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 2: certain time, and uh yeah, And he said, we're leaving 298 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 2: at eight o'clock in the morning, and the Hamilton's about 299 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 2: three hours away, so we'll get there, and plenty of 300 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 2: times and he hold on so he you know, I 301 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 2: was just plugging in. I'm getting loan on Jue. I 302 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 2: was just plugging and he was she was not ready, 303 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,680 Speaker 2: and uh he said okay, goodbye, and he took off 304 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 2: and we got to the We we got to the 305 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 2: church and uh, I was there with my wife and 306 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 2: and we said, uh, it's Mom. And she just she 307 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 2: wasn't absolute. She just wasn't feeling good. What she's missing 308 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 2: a wedding. She's missing a wedding. She was, come on, 309 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 2: what's up? No, no, no, she you know her, She's 310 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 2: just wasn't She wasn't up for it. So we're going, 311 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 2: oh man and put a damper on the whole thing. 312 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:10,240 Speaker 2: So we we start walking, uh into church, and all 313 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 2: of a sudden, there she is, and everyone went, Mom, 314 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 2: how did you get here? I hired a plane. She 315 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 2: went out and hired a plane, and oh, my dad 316 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 2: did the look on his face. I wish I had 317 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 2: a picture of it. His job was was down around 318 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 2: his testicles. It was just incredible. And the whole time, 319 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 2: the rest of the of the wedding, all we could 320 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 2: talk about was her getting to the wedding. 321 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 5: So she went. 322 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 1: So she went drove Chaththam and and charted a plane yep, one. 323 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 2: Joke to Chatham chariot plane and took a taxi from 324 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 2: the airport to the church. Gets who paid for that? 325 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 2: It wasn't worse. 326 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,800 Speaker 1: I actually I remember my uncle Wally's with us. I 327 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,639 Speaker 1: remember you introduced us to hockey, you and my dad. 328 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: I think you were a bigger fan than my dad. 329 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: You grew up in Detroit, which is a big hockey town. 330 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,360 Speaker 1: When they grew up in Cleveland, they had the barrens 331 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 1: for like eight seconds. But I remember going to the 332 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:15,640 Speaker 1: hockey game with you, and it was me, you Doherty, 333 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 1: and a couple of my brothers, and we were sitting 334 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,639 Speaker 1: behind one of the nets, and that was back before 335 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,400 Speaker 1: they put that net screen up there, and a puck coin, 336 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,719 Speaker 1: you know, eight hundred miles an hour, it can hit 337 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: you right in the teeth. And I remember a puck 338 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 1: comes up, it lands right in our seats, and the 339 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,120 Speaker 1: guy behind us takes a dive to try to get 340 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 1: the puck and he knocks out one of his lenses, 341 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,959 Speaker 1: one of his glass lenses out of his glasses, and 342 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,359 Speaker 1: we look at the guy and he's wearing those those 343 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,199 Speaker 1: coke bottle glass lenses. They're like two inches thick. So 344 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 1: Wally reaches down and he gives them an ice cream 345 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: carnation plastic cup and goes, here, try this, and the 346 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 1: guy behind him goes, fu, I'll kick your ass, and 347 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: Wally goes no, no, no, your lenses inside this this 348 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:13,879 Speaker 1: carnation pup. I remember like that that. I remember like 349 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,680 Speaker 1: as if that happened last week. Wally. 350 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:20,480 Speaker 2: Oh, and you you can't write these stories, rich. 351 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 1: I always remember. I have a story that my mom 352 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 1: didn't like me to tell because she said their family stories, 353 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 1: and evidently I wasn't part of the family. But I 354 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: remember going to ERIEO and your mom occasionally, before you 355 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 1: know she sobered up in life. She used to enjoy 356 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 1: a pop every once in a while, I think it's 357 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: fair to say, right, And I remember her coming down 358 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: the stairs, not much clothing, going behind the refrigerator, grabbing 359 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: that that whiskey or gin bottle, taking a pop, and 360 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: then going back up the stairs. And with every step 361 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: she took there was a new fart sound and it went, 362 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:07,159 Speaker 1: it went, And when she got to the top of 363 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: the stairs, my brother Pat whispered to me, George, charge, 364 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,120 Speaker 1: that was great man. Anyway, I gotta play the song 365 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,159 Speaker 1: for you. This is uh. I just was sent this 366 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 1: song by Randy Wang. This is Danny, your brother. Danny 367 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: wrote this beautiful song that I still enjoy and now 368 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: I have a copy of it. And I think you 369 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,360 Speaker 1: remember him sending this to you and ask you what 370 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 1: you thought about it. It was when John Kerry ran 371 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,640 Speaker 1: against George Bush for President of the United States. Here 372 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: it is. It was part of sixty nine in the 373 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,919 Speaker 1: lamp Hook yet Nam when. 374 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 2: Jim rasked when his phone rid off his bolt and 375 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,879 Speaker 2: that bolt sped of wait, but it was his lucky 376 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 2: day for Lieutenant John Carrey came. 377 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: About Bison and way, come on, Gina Bizon It way 378 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: John Carrey's gonna save the day ca Bizon in ways 379 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,920 Speaker 1: with a wound Farm carry posted you from farm. Then 380 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 1: he turned that bull around where he used to wait, 381 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 1: you have three purple parts, the droms and silver star. 382 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:41,440 Speaker 1: Lieutenant John, you're ready you bring up? Yeah, Way. 383 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:49,280 Speaker 4: On the way, John Carry's gonna. 384 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 1: Save the day. 385 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 2: Way. 386 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 1: I love that song. That's one of my favorite songs 387 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,600 Speaker 1: he ever wrote. It really was are you still right? Songs? 388 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 2: I Am, I Am, I just finished one called I 389 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 2: finished one finished one called it's all about the money, honey, 390 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 2: It's all about the film. 391 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 1: There we go, all right, Wally, So you still write songs, huh, yep, yep, 392 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,399 Speaker 1: and I know you wrote. You got to send me 393 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: some because I'd love to play some more of them. 394 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,639 Speaker 1: What was the song you sang when I'm Is it 395 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: when I turned sixty six? 396 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 2: When when when I'm now that, I'm now that, I'm 397 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,120 Speaker 2: that I'm seventy five? 398 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: Right? Okay, you gotta do my favorite. Send me all 399 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 1: the songs that you have, because I got to play 400 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,520 Speaker 1: the all it's It is such a treat to have 401 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,320 Speaker 1: you on the on the on the air. I am good. 402 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 2: Did you did you hear did you hear the one 403 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 2: I did on marijuana? I'm going to roll a major 404 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 2: fat one right now. 405 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: No I didn't. 406 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I'll send that to yoube okay, all. 407 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 5: Right, good? 408 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, emailed to me because I can't get enough. They're 409 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,960 Speaker 1: really uh, They're They're terrific, They're great. I remember the 410 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:05,480 Speaker 1: one you wrote about. It was a sal the more agent. Yes, 411 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 1: yeahs agent live by this. See he dwindled in in 412 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: the hills of Beverly. 413 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 2: So all his uh agents and just something in the 414 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 2: bits of the Hills of Beverly. The big producer loved 415 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,919 Speaker 2: that rascal Saul. He'd bring him coke and lady folks, 416 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 2: but never return his calls. 417 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,640 Speaker 1: That's great. Well, I really appreciate you coming on. Thanks 418 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: for staying up late. I know you're an early bird. 419 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,119 Speaker 2: Welcome. 420 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 1: I'll tell you a which story here one quick story. Uh. 421 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,879 Speaker 1: We we have a new intern. She's been with the 422 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 1: station for about a year or two, and her name 423 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 1: is Morgan. So I call her the Gans And the 424 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,920 Speaker 1: moment I saw her, I gave her that nickname. Plus I, 425 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,439 Speaker 1: you know, because that's your obviously people who knows. But 426 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: my cousin Wally's son is named Morgan and his nickname 427 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: was the Game. And we used to say and the 428 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: Dance had a pretty wicked slapshot and could tickle the twine, 429 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: which means he scored in the hockey in playing hockey. 430 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,640 Speaker 1: So I said to this, you know this young girl, 431 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,239 Speaker 1: she's probably like twenty one, right, And I gave her 432 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,400 Speaker 1: the name of the dance, and look, I go, hey, 433 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,159 Speaker 1: the dance tickles that twine. And then I get a 434 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,760 Speaker 1: hault and then I get a call from HR saying hey, 435 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 1: so what's going on with you and Morgan and tickling 436 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 1: the twine. I had to explain to everybody what that meant. 437 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 2: Oh that's hilarious, wonderful. 438 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,680 Speaker 1: All right, Please say hi to Anne, Marie and Morgan. 439 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,400 Speaker 2: And I will. 440 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,160 Speaker 1: Whoever else is You know that we miss all the time, 441 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: but I really appreciate it. We're gonna come on more often, 442 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,520 Speaker 1: like more than once every twenty years. I would love too, 443 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,720 Speaker 1: all right, and maybe every Wednesday, how about that. 444 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,359 Speaker 2: That'd be great. 445 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 1: That'd be great. Man, all right, God bless you. Love you, ma'am. 446 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 5: I love you too. 447 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,439 Speaker 2: Thank you. Jimmy. 448 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: All right, there he goes Wally belt Man. That guy 449 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 1: is the best. 450 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 451 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,679 Speaker 3: AM six forty. 452 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: Mark Thompson is here. 453 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,879 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was. 454 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: I didn't know that we have I wouldn't say mutual friend. 455 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 1: We've had Jake Johnson on the show years and years ago, 456 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: and he's one of my favorite comics. But I didn't 457 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: know you were friends with him. 458 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, for many years. I go back to the 459 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,360 Speaker 6: Bay Area. That's where he first met in San Francisco. 460 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: One of the funniest guys ever. 461 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,919 Speaker 6: I agree completely. I think he's literally one of the 462 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,359 Speaker 6: funniest minds of his generation. 463 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: He has a run about yard sales that I still 464 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,119 Speaker 1: repeat on the show. He said he was having a 465 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: yard sale and he put all this stuff out in 466 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 1: the morning, and strangers come by and one guy picks 467 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 1: up a lamp and says, this lamp doesn't have a shade, 468 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,919 Speaker 1: and Jake says, yeah, well, it's a seventy dollars lamp, 469 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 1: and the reason it's a quarter is because it doesn't 470 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,200 Speaker 1: have a shade. Because we want twenty five cents for it. 471 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,400 Speaker 1: He goes, well, it doesn't have a shade, and he says, yeah, 472 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm explaining to you that I paid seventy but I'm 473 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 1: willing to give it to you for twenty five cents 474 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: because the shade is missing. And he says, well, I 475 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,200 Speaker 1: got to then buy a shade for it. And Jake said, 476 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: at that point, my instincts were to tie him up 477 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: and burn him to a stake right there at the 478 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:29,080 Speaker 1: garage sale, but I didn't do that because I know 479 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,639 Speaker 1: in my history with garage sales, if you start burning 480 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: neighbors at a stake, it cuts down on foot trap. 481 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't do it justice. 482 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,400 Speaker 5: I mean it's something like it does a whole run. 483 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,800 Speaker 6: He does a whole run on the garage sale and 484 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 6: how you essentially have marked down everything to be purchased 485 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 6: with whatever, and then people are still sitting there like 486 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,000 Speaker 6: it's a negotiation. And I think he does the thing 487 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,159 Speaker 6: about a leather jacket some guy, like he said, the 488 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,280 Speaker 6: leather jacket's five dollars, okay, and the guy goes, I'll 489 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,240 Speaker 6: give you a dollar for it, and that it was 490 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,640 Speaker 6: one of those there. I'd rather set this fire, set 491 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,919 Speaker 6: this on fire right now than sell it to you 492 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 6: for a dollar. That's great, I mean five dollars. It's 493 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 6: true though. You know, I've got all this stuff that 494 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,879 Speaker 6: I'm looking to get rid of. It's hard just organizing it. 495 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of doing that myself, and I 496 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,200 Speaker 1: think everybody is because I took stuff to the good 497 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 1: Will the other day, and the Goodwill when I was younger, 498 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: I used to be so happy that you came by. 499 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, you know it. We'll take 500 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,600 Speaker 1: this for sure. Are you sure you want to get 501 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: rid of this? Not like I love that now, you know. 502 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,359 Speaker 1: I was told by this one in Burbank that they 503 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,640 Speaker 1: opened it. They start collecting donations at one thirty. So 504 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 1: I showed up at one twenty five and sat in 505 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 1: the car for two minutes. So it's one twenty seven 506 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,119 Speaker 1: and I said, I'm hey, can I donate some stuff. 507 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 1: He's like, we don't open a one thirty and I said, well, 508 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: rules and rules. By the time I walked back to 509 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: my car, it's going to be one twenty eight. By 510 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 1: the time I get this stuff out of the car 511 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,359 Speaker 1: might be one twenty nine. I might just be at 512 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: the finishing line here at one thirty. So I bring 513 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: this stuff and I said, where can I put it? 514 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,880 Speaker 1: He goes, what is it? I go, wait a minute, 515 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: what is it? It's free stuff. It's my free stuff 516 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: I'm giving to you. I said, it's a TV set. 517 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,719 Speaker 1: He says, does the TV set work? I said, well, 518 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: it was in our kitchen this morning and I watched 519 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,920 Speaker 1: the news on it, So yes, the little TV set 520 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,159 Speaker 1: does work. We just don't have the room for it 521 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: any where. We bought a air fryer and so he 522 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,040 Speaker 1: took that. And then I had two scooters that my 523 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 1: daughter used all the time. And he goes, looks like 524 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,920 Speaker 1: the you know, one of the wheels is rusting on. 525 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: I'm like, buddy, look, this is not a negotiation. Either 526 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: you want it or you don't. I'm gonna throw this 527 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 1: stuff out if you don't want it. Right. But man, 528 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,439 Speaker 1: they make you feel like like like they're doing you 529 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 1: a favor. 530 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,480 Speaker 5: Well, they make you feel as though. 531 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,919 Speaker 6: And I've had the same thing happen where they talk 532 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 6: about the vintage of your TV and it doesn't have 533 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 6: a firestick thing or whatever. It's like, wow, seriously, it's 534 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 6: a seventy inch screen. It's somebody that make somebody very happy, right, 535 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,399 Speaker 6: And there are other things like that. They make you 536 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 6: feel a little bit like everything has to be in 537 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 6: pristine condition, like that was the thing with your daughter's scooter. 538 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,720 Speaker 6: Well there's a little rust on it. Yeah, well, you 539 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,720 Speaker 6: know it is huge. That's why I'm here with it. 540 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,000 Speaker 5: You know. 541 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,440 Speaker 1: I called the Salvation Army and we had a bunch 542 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,639 Speaker 1: of furniture to give away, and one of them was 543 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,880 Speaker 1: a big kitchen table. It was a nice wooden table 544 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 1: that maybe we spent I don't know, four or five 545 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,919 Speaker 1: hundred bucks we bought it. We had it for ten 546 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 1: years and we ate breakfast, lunch and dinner on that table, 547 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 1: and I had breakfast on that table before they came. 548 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,720 Speaker 1: That afternoon. I pulled outside and he came to pick 549 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,879 Speaker 1: it up. And the guy says, you know, there's a 550 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,440 Speaker 1: big chip out of one of those legs. And I said, well, 551 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 1: I've eaten breakfast, lunch, and dinner on that table for 552 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: ten years. I never even noticed it. And I had 553 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 1: breakfast on that table this morning, and now it's not 554 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: good enough for your crow. 555 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 5: Huh. 556 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: And he says, well, we can take everything, but this, 557 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,360 Speaker 1: this and this, And I said, buddy, look, with all 558 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 1: due respect, this is an all or nothing. 559 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,719 Speaker 5: Oh you So you really drove a tough bargain. 560 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,240 Speaker 1: I said, we're not gonna I'm not going to dance here, 561 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: and you're not going to let him pick and choose. No, no, no, 562 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: I said, either you want you take everything, which which 563 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: includes like an old uh you know, mini bike that 564 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,320 Speaker 1: still worked. You take everything where you take nothing. And 565 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: he's like, well, I can't take that table. I said, 566 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 1: all right, time to what wow on. 567 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 5: You stuck to the conway? Fred was all or nothing? 568 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: I don't you know what. It irritated the hell out 569 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,600 Speaker 1: of me that that that table was good enough for 570 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: my family. For ten years, I never even noticed that 571 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: chip and yet you know it's got not good enough 572 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,360 Speaker 1: for you know, this crew. But it wasn't the Salvation Army. 573 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: It was God. What charity was. 574 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 5: There's so many of them. 575 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,920 Speaker 1: The charity that goes around and drops off the bags 576 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 1: and says, hey, we'll be in the neighborhood. I'm you know, 577 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: put stuff in the you. 578 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 5: Know those are the can can bag the can bags. 579 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 5: I don't know what they have. 580 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 1: They have another faction that does furniture and house household goods, 581 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: but man, they sent it was like I was. It 582 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,920 Speaker 1: was like, are you meeting me the Riot Act? Like 583 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: now you should you know? That sucks? That sucks. That sucks. 584 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,120 Speaker 5: How dare you that sucks? 585 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 3: Right? 586 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 1: Your whole house sucks. 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