Speaker 1: And just like that is Friday. The Fridays it is
Speaker 1: cold outside. I pull up to the Caribou cabin over
Speaker 1: and chan happening this morning and the menu boards frosted over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I walked over this morning, our dog that a
Speaker 3: lot of the cars that are parked outside have frost.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh year, I think, yeah, it's supposed
Speaker 1: to get shut. This weekend is the last nice weekend
Speaker 1: to go outside and like put your Christmas lights up
Speaker 1: or whatever you're doing outside. They're saying the high next
Speaker 1: by next Wednesday will be like in the high will
Speaker 1: be in the twenties or thirties, which is much more
Speaker 1: typical this time of the year than they say it's
Speaker 1: going to be very cold through like December nineteenth or
Speaker 1: something like that. Minnesota, all the snowbirds, I guess snowbirds
Speaker 1: leave at Thanksgiving and then they come back in the springtime.
Speaker 1: So that's why when you drive by like a rich
Speaker 1: person's house like on the Lake or Minnetonka or whatever,
Speaker 1: they're not there. They're down at their big mansion down
Speaker 1: in Florida.
Speaker 4: Oh, of course, they're big manton On in Florida.
Speaker 2: They come up here for the summer day.
Speaker 3: I wish I could be a snow where that'd be great.
Speaker 3: They have you lived a lot of places because of
Speaker 3: your radio career. Is this the Is Minnesota the coldest?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: By far?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I first got here, I was in the hotel
Speaker 1: reading through the brochure about Minnesota or the book or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I'll never forget this sentence. I didn't know anything
Speaker 1: about Minnesota. It said, and I quote, Minnesota is the
Speaker 1: coldest major city in the world, really colder even than Moscow.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Wow, So there are colder cities.
Speaker 1: I mean, Anchorage is probably colder, but we're a major city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: We're the coldest major city in the world. Colder than Chicago,
Speaker 1: colder than oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think statistically their spring starts about two weeks earlier
Speaker 1: than ours, and their summer.
Speaker 2: Ends a little bit later than Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe they're like, feels like temperature might feel colder than ours,
Speaker 5: but I feel like ours is in real life.
Speaker 1: Club In fact, Chicago is not that windy. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: call it the windy city. Do you know why they
Speaker 1: call it the windy city? Because of the politicians. That's
Speaker 1: why it got the name of all their wind bags.
Speaker 1: They're windy. Chicago is not particularly windy. Do you know
Speaker 1: what the great the most windy city is in the
Speaker 1: United States? What is this? Speaking Spanish? It is Great Falls, Montana.
Speaker 1: Great Falls, Montana is the windiest city of planes. There
Speaker 1: is That why planes don't generate wind?
Speaker 5: Moron, Hey, I've seen the dust bowl, haven't you?
Speaker 2: You think airplanes generated the dust balls.
Speaker 5: I didn't say airplanes generated the dust place like great planes,
Speaker 5: like the Prairies.
Speaker 2: Airplanes.
Speaker 4: No, not planes.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: I was like, what are you talking to me?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm p l A I N s A. The planes,
Speaker 2: the plane I don't know.
Speaker 1: But it's also in Oklahoma where the wind comes weep
Speaker 1: down the planes, where the wave and wheat when the
Speaker 1: wind comes.
Speaker 4: Right behind the Yeah.
Speaker 1: You're doing fine, Yeah, Oklahoma, Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: Okay, we didn't know.
Speaker 3: This is where David Bailey met when they did Oklahoma
Speaker 3: but ten eleven years ago.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, I was in twenty fourteen. Good time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, it's crazy. All right.
Speaker 1: That is we were going to get you an update
Speaker 1: on our Give to the Max day yesterday, but we're
Speaker 1: locked out with the passports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't get in to give it. But thanks
Speaker 2: for all of it. For sure.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that Bailey has a date tonight. Bailey
Speaker 1: j going on a date tonight golf. This is the
Speaker 1: third fourth date with this boy.
Speaker 6: This is the fourth date when we're going mini golfing.
Speaker 2: I thought that was last night you went.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't last night. Last night I was seeing
Speaker 4: a show.
Speaker 2: You're going to the Pottery tonight. We are going.
Speaker 4: There and hopefully it's fine.
Speaker 2: I think that sounds great.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it'll be a hoot of a time, and this
Speaker 6: will be other than our first date. This is where
Speaker 6: I'll have actually like a significant amount of time to
Speaker 6: like talk to him, because the last two I didn't
Speaker 6: really get to talk to him very much.
Speaker 1: You're at a show, and it's hard to talk during
Speaker 1: a show. Exactly cool, And he's normal and chatty and
Speaker 1: you're normal normally.
Speaker 4: He is normal.
Speaker 5: He is chatty, he's very like chatty on text message,
Speaker 5: he's like, he writes really well, and he's definitely more
Speaker 5: awkward in person than he is over text message.
Speaker 1: Some of us are, Yeah, it's more awkward in person.
Speaker 1: I'm so suave and charming and charismatic on the radio,
Speaker 1: and you meet me in person. You're like, God, he's
Speaker 1: a weirdo's. It's kind of like David Letterman was the
Speaker 1: same way. Yeah, David Letterman was like very you know,
Speaker 1: he seems like very gregarious, funny, seemed like the kind
Speaker 1: of guy you could sit down and have some potato
Speaker 1: skins with. But then when you met him, he had
Speaker 1: like nothing to say. I'm not that bad. I enjoy
Speaker 1: meeting you. I'm just like, you know, I'll say something weird, like,
Speaker 1: so is your grandparents still? Are they around or they did?
Speaker 2: They still?
Speaker 1: Something really weird out of the blue, like you guys
Speaker 1: like porn, I mean like that.
Speaker 2: Like that weird thing, weird weird thing. Have fun on
Speaker 2: your day tonight. We'll get enough there.
Speaker 1: It'll be a big day on Monday because Jenny will
Speaker 1: be back from Morocco. Bailey will probably be pregnant by
Speaker 1: this guy that is going out with tonight.
Speaker 2: That'll be super excited.
Speaker 1: What do women think about while you're getting busy doing
Speaker 1: your loving thing?
Speaker 2: What is on your mind?
Speaker 1: I guess somebody asked women, what is on your mind
Speaker 1: when you doing your loving thing?
Speaker 2: Laundry?
Speaker 1: Laundry, laundry, yes, laund Seventy percent of women are satisfying
Speaker 1: thinking about the person that.
Speaker 2: They are getting busy with.
Speaker 1: So most women two out of three are thinking about
Speaker 1: like they're in the moment. They're thinking about this is fun, wow,
Speaker 1: oh I like that that type of thing. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes yes yes yes daddy okay, But their minds wander.
Speaker 1: One in three said they're focused on their body image,
Speaker 1: and thirty four percent they're said they're preoccupied by their
Speaker 1: to do list. So one in three is busy thinking
Speaker 1: about work, chores, running down the whole foods, meal planning.
Speaker 1: Fifteen percent, though, admit that they are thinking about, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you think it is?
Speaker 2: What do you think it is?
Speaker 4: Their children?
Speaker 2: Wrong? Somebody else?
Speaker 1: Oh, somebody else, who's bay? Fifteen percent? I know that
Speaker 1: somebody like that I've hooked up with is thinking about
Speaker 1: the right all right, what's his name, Matthew mccon.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, that's where I'm fine. They just go, hey,
Speaker 2: will you just do me favor?
Speaker 1: Just said, I'm gonna close my eyes when you say, ah, right,
Speaker 1: I right out.
Speaker 2: Right, that's fine.
Speaker 4: But you're like, oh, interesting request, but not right.
Speaker 3: I'm not in love with it, but I'm glad I
Speaker 3: thought you meant like like another ex partner or something
Speaker 3: no you can dream about like Gerard Butler or it
Speaker 3: just l But I don't care.
Speaker 2: You ain't never going to sleep with him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess so, yeah, I sure would be
Speaker 1: a shame if like they're thinking about the guy that
Speaker 1: they used to hook up with before you.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought you meant by someone else, you know,
Speaker 3: the male man or And it.
Speaker 1: Might be it might be someone that they used to
Speaker 1: hook up for him. Maybe you're just not doing it
Speaker 1: for them and they have to picture somebody that used
Speaker 1: to date her.
Speaker 5: Oh, I just feel bad that it's one in three
Speaker 5: or thinking about body image, because that's definitely me.
Speaker 4: I'll be like, gosh, why am I so chilling?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you this.
Speaker 1: Guys don't think about your body or a lump or
Speaker 1: a roll or a little stretch mark. They're just so
Speaker 1: happy that you're there with no pants on. They as
Speaker 1: a guy. And I think Vaughant can back me up
Speaker 1: talking about it. David, you aren't worried about your stretch marks.
Speaker 1: You're worried about how one boob is bigger than the other.
Speaker 1: You're worried about your big old hips. And the call
Speaker 1: of flat. We are so happy that we're so happy
Speaker 1: that you're there with no pants on.
Speaker 2: We are just we are blessed.
Speaker 1: We feel so happy that you are letting us enjoy
Speaker 1: your physicality. The last thing, and I promise you this
Speaker 1: is true. That any guy is thinking is like, oh,
Speaker 1: got a lot of hair on her belly?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: We just don't if you are a guy texting right
Speaker 3: now to not only you know, confirm that, but also
Speaker 3: I would say sometimes and this might just be me,
Speaker 3: I'm also thinking about myself because I'm so happier there.
Speaker 3: I want to make sure you keep coming back. So
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about me, not thinking about.
Speaker 4: How would cauliflowers?
Speaker 1: Is that when you get the dimply thighs? Yeah, colorflower thighs?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't realize that's.
Speaker 4: What we called it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's different names out here, like flexing as
Speaker 5: pecks like you're flexing.
Speaker 3: I'm just making sure that I'm performing properly for you.
Speaker 3: But I promise you I am not thinking about any
Speaker 3: of what you call flaws of yourself.
Speaker 2: No, we just don't.
Speaker 1: And I think that if that, and I totally understand
Speaker 1: that you know, women are programmed I think by society
Speaker 1: that if you don't look like an Instagram model, then
Speaker 1: there must be something wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we are happy that one foot is over here
Speaker 1: above your head and one foot is over there above
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 2: We're just happy. We're just happy about that grateful foot.
Speaker 5: Over here, one foot over there, the other foot behind. Yep,
Speaker 5: there's everywhere.
Speaker 1: There's just feet, all right. So there it is. You
Speaker 1: can't make this stuff up on.
Speaker 2: K before we gotta do sing a long song.
Speaker 1: Well, let's do yeah really quick here, let's do the
Speaker 1: sing along song for Friday on KTWB. So it'll be
Speaker 1: kind of a quick turnaround. Send me a text at
Speaker 1: KDWB one five three nine to one of what song
Speaker 1: do you want to scream sing along with on a Friday?
Speaker 1: And we would love to do that for you. In
Speaker 1: the meantime, we'll do Dave's Dirt in the meantime, I
Speaker 1: feel do that, and then we'll come right back out
Speaker 1: of that with your Friday morning sing along song on KDWB.
Speaker 2: You don't need social media.
Speaker 4: For gossip, rumors and half truths. You've got Dave's Dirt
Speaker 4: on KDWB.
Speaker 1: One week from Yesterday, Thanksgiving, we'll be watching the Macy's
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Day Parade on TV.
Speaker 2: And let's talk about those balloons. Uh.
Speaker 1: They have everything from like you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: cat hat to a pikachew and you might wonder. You
Speaker 1: probably have not, but maybe you do. What was the
Speaker 1: first balloon character at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? It
Speaker 1: was in nineteen twenty seven.
Speaker 2: That's not what I.
Speaker 6: Was gonna I was gonna say Snoopy, but.
Speaker 5: He was not around in nineteen twenty It was Felix
Speaker 5: the cast you were not.
Speaker 4: I was the wonderful, wonderful Cattie.
Speaker 3: Whenever he gets in a fix, he reaches and do
Speaker 3: it your heart.
Speaker 1: You never heard that jingle in my life. Don't care
Speaker 1: a bit about Felix cat jingle. It's like Popeye. Popeye
Speaker 1: was great when my grandma was a little girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care about Popeye anymore. Why anybody care about Popeye?
Speaker 1: You never watched Popeye? No, of course, not me.
Speaker 2: I do, No, you do not.
Speaker 4: Justin Bieber helped us stranded driver.
Speaker 2: This is pretty cool.
Speaker 5: You really.
Speaker 1: There's a video the guy was videoing and he's pulled
Speaker 1: over the side of the road with like a flat
Speaker 1: tire or something. Yeah, up walks freaking Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, sir, I didn't know you do you really
Speaker 2: want to know?
Speaker 5: Yes? Yeah, So the guy had he was over on
Speaker 5: the side of the road with his hood popped up,
Speaker 5: and I guess yeah, he was recording saying like, oh man,
Speaker 5: this is what happened to me. My life's just not
Speaker 5: going well so far. And then Justin Bieber walks up
Speaker 5: to help him out with it. Which what a wild
Speaker 5: change of events.
Speaker 2: Nobody, This is.
Speaker 3: The definition of if it didn't happen on camera, it
Speaker 3: didn't happen, h totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't believe this. Justin Bieber came up and
Speaker 2: helped me. No, right.
Speaker 3: Chadwick Boseman ri ip. He got a star on the
Speaker 3: Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. And Ryan Coogler, the director
Speaker 3: of Black Panther, had some words to say bothers me.
Speaker 7: I think of three things, leadership, teaching, and gen He
Speaker 7: was an incredible leader. He was fearlessh infirm yet gentleman.
Speaker 2: Is leadership iconic.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've got your sing along song of the day.
Speaker 1: Like I said, quick turn around, but it's kind of
Speaker 1: a fun one to sing along with from They're from Faribau.
Speaker 1: Oh oh Watana, Yes, Owl City Fireflies on your sing
Speaker 1: along song of the day. I love that song. I
Speaker 1: never got tired of that song. It was just a silly,
Speaker 1: happy song.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 1: A shout out surprise to Eric and Patrick. Eric and Patrick,
Speaker 1: listen to the show. Put on your Comet blue and
Speaker 1: get ready to cheer your faces off because mom took
Speaker 1: off work today to go to the bank with bo
Speaker 1: Ella and Mom to watch Casein or Cassen, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: In the state championship football game in person, go comets comment.
Speaker 1: I want a surprise to find out, Hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go do something fun today. Your mom never take out
Speaker 1: of school to like say, hey, guess what, We're not
Speaker 1: going to school today. We're gonna go to the Mall
Speaker 1: of America. Yes, did she ever do.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 4: We did that for a couple of times to go
Speaker 4: see the Twins. Yeah, Twins game.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: Pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: I remember my mom, I was probably in first grade.
Speaker 1: She took my brother and I out of school, said
Speaker 1: we're not going to school today, We're going downtown to go.
Speaker 2: See a movie.
Speaker 1: What what it was like one of the most memorable
Speaker 1: days of my childhood.
Speaker 2: Super cool. We got to take a break. We'll be
Speaker 2: back in a second.
Speaker 1: On Katie WB we got somebody who is very nervous
Speaker 1: about something going on this weekend, and it is they're
Speaker 1: very impressive person. They're a super smart, brilliant person, but
Speaker 1: they're super nervous about what they're doing for the first
Speaker 1: time this weekend. And we got tickets for fowling, bowling
Speaker 1: and football. It's super cool.